Nova Scotia to New Brunswick

Sunrise over the North Atlantic Ocean between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia, Canada

After a great night of sleep in a cozy bed on calm seas, we were up before dawn to watch the sunrise on the ocean, a first for both of us. Too often, we are the only ones out for sunrise, but not today. There were easily half a dozen others already waiting when we arrived on the sun deck. A woman was sitting on one of the steps with her journal and a sketchbook, ready to document her experience sitting here at the back of the ferry, leaving me in admiration that she was taking the time to let the sunrise wash over her for inspiration. Meanwhile, I stood adjacent to her, snapping off photos of the changing light and shifting clouds and wishing I had the presence of mind at that moment to indulge in the same luxury, but I was preoccupied with a raging sense of urgency to return to my writing because I was so far behind with writing about our days here in the Maritimes.

Sunrise over the North Atlantic Ocean between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia, Canada

Try as I might, I couldn’t leave the deck as the drama playing out across the sky was too compelling to turn my back on. Plus, we hadn’t seen the sun yet.

Sunrise over the North Atlantic Ocean between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia, Canada

With a low band of clouds on the distant horizon, the sun took its sweet time before finally crawling into the sky. Along the way, our eyes could appreciate some terrific god rays way out in the distance, but getting them to show up in the same spectacular fashion in a photo wasn’t working out very well.

North Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada

While I scrambled back to the lounge for more writing, Caroline took the opportunity to utilize the shower in our cabin and then did me the greatest favor: she packed up our stuff, allowing me to type away until shortly before pulling into North Sydney, Nova Scotia. [People started lining up at the entrances to the car decks early, almost an hour before our actual arrival. We didn’t want to be THOSE people who are not in their car ready to go when everyone is driving off the ferry – Caroline]

St John the Baptist Church in Cannes, Nova Scotia, Canada

Would you believe we are looking over the River Bourgeois at St John the Baptist Church in Cannes? Well, you’d be correct in doubting me, except I never meant to infer a thing about this being Cannes, France, but rather Cannes, Nova Scotia. We’ve been traveling south along the shore of the Bras d’Or Lake, still on Cape Breton Island.

Defunct railroad tracks at McIntyre Lake, Nova Scotia, Canada

Our stops will be kept to a minimum today as we have more than 300 miles (500km) to cover before reaching Shepody, New Brunswick, on the coast of the Bay of Fundy.

West Havre Boucher, Nova Scotia, Canada

But the stops will not be so infrequent that we will have nothing to remember the day by.

Blueberry sign in Antigonish County, Nova Scotia, Canada

And when we encounter something as enticing as this giant blueberry sign in Antigonish County, well, that must be captured.

Beef Jerky at Whistleberry Market in Salt Springs, Nova Scotia, Canada

Here’s a puzzle: if you are looking for the Whistleberry Market, is it in Alma, Westville, Salt Springs, or Greenhill? That depends on the source, but they all still point to the same store off the Trans Canada Highway in Pictou County, and that’s all that matters. And it does matter because we needed a stop for multiple reasons: the first and the one pictured here was that I wanted more of their beef jerky I’ve been enjoying the last couple of weeks. Secondly, it was lunchtime for us, and I wanted to try the smoked pork chop we had to skip on our first stop at this market on our way to Cape Breton Island. And lastly, Caroline hoped to nab another basket of Damson plums. While waiting for our lunch, Caroline found packets of locally baked oatcakes, and we left with four of those, too.

Lismore Sheep Farm in River John, Nova Scotia, Canada

Forever on the lookout for yarn, Caroline spotted two shops on the map up on a road that would bring us through Tatamagouche, and who doesn’t want to visit a town with that name, so the detour was a certainty. Our timing couldn’t have been worse, though, because both of them, Lismore Sheep Farm in River John and Sisterhood Fibres in the aforementioned Tatamagouche, were only open until 4:00. It would have to be one or the other due to our encroachment on their closing times. Caroline thought the farm was the shop more likely to offer local wool, so Lismore it was. The farm has a large shop with yarns, all kinds of sheep products, and local gifts, and visitors can meet the lambs in the barn, too.

Lismore Sheep Farm in River John, Nova Scotia, Canada

Our kind of debutantes.

Caroline Wise at Lismore Sheep Farm in River John, Nova Scotia, Canada

You may not be able to see it quite yet, but a pair of socks and a big shawl are in Caroline’s arms. [Wool from the sheep out back, processed by MacAusland’s Mill on Prince Edward Island! – Caroline]

River John, Nova Scotia, Canada

There’s nothing I can tell you about this other than there was something about the aesthetic that spoke to me.

Waughs River near Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia, Canada

Another defunct segment of the railway that is no longer used by trains, this bridge is crossing the Waughs River. Investigating further, I learned that a three-day-a-week passenger train passes south of here between Quebec and Halifax.

Sunrise Trail in Shinimicas Bridge, Nova Scotia, Canada

Though it inches closer to sunset, we are on the Sunrise Trail, avoiding the Trans Canada Highway as long as we can.

Fall colors on Sunrise Trail in Shinimicas Bridge, Nova Scotia, Canada

There’s a reason for all of this brevity and a bit of urgency to reach our next destination; we are in a bit of a race to get back to Maine because, in about 36 hours, Caroline will be boarding a plane for her return to Arizona. If you thought I was referring to the brevity in writing, I can admit that I’m enjoying a moment to say little and move on with this because after penning over 55,000 words for the 765 photos shared for this vacation so far, I’m reaching the point where a break would be appreciated. Along the way, I’m often asked why I feel it’s imperative to push so hard through documenting so much about these adventures, and my answer is always the same, “You can have no idea the role these posts play in maintaining vivid memories that stand out against the background of routines and would otherwise be lost over time.”

Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada

After passing through the center of Amherst, we had to turn around for a closer look at these beautiful homes because, by that time, we were enamored by this town’s charm and knew that we should add it to our permanent memory bank.

Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada

Across the Maritimes, we’ve seen many memorials for World War I and World War II.

Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada

The architecture of Amherst features a lot of heavy buildings that appear to be well-maintained, and then there was the street we drove in on from the northeast with many examples of what Caroline and I would consider to be palatial and pricey homes. With a population of only about 9,500, how it has fought back the decay suffered by so many other small towns is commendable.

Amherst, Nova Scotia, Canada

While the populist revolution is sounded in nearly every corner of the places we’ve been visiting, Canada appears to be a tolerant nation with many signs and symbols across the Maritimes demonstrating that hospitality. On the other hand, there is no love loss for Justin Trudeau, who appears to be a popular guy to throw disdain upon. Looking into it, it looks like it’s due to the economic issues surrounding the convulsion of society trying to navigate the treacherous waters of modernization, the loss of traditional industries that I suppose many thought would return, such as fishing, forestry, and mining, while the cost of living continues to skyrocket. Like its southern neighbor, Canada has likely allowed too much speculative money from private equity to affect the price of housing. Of course, I’m not an economist, and the nuances of the need to pander to such money sources are beyond my ability to distill the logic of creating such disparities for haves and have-nots, so you can just consider this to be me writing out of my ass. Nice rainbow sidewalk, though.

[John didn’t mention a couple more tidbits: Shortly after we left Amherst, we joined the Trans Canada Highway because it was getting late, and we had over 60 miles left to go to our lodgings in Shepody Bay. Feeling hungry and approaching Moncton, New Brunswick, we decided it would be our best bet for hot food. We thought we’d like lobster rolls one more time, and after going through the options, we settled on Skipper Jack’s Maritime Restaurant. Funny enough, I had looked through the menu of another restaurant recommended as a top choice for lobster rolls and found that theirs came with celery, something we now knew we’d abhor. Skipper Jack’s was incredibly busy on a Friday night but absolutely worth the wait. Our lobster rolls were meaty and delicious, and the waitstaff was courteous and cheery in the face of this deluge of hungry customers. Afterward, we drove the remaining stretch to Shepody Bay in almost complete darkness as soon as we left the major towns. It was hard to make out where we were in relationship to the Bay of Fundy, which we knew had to be close by because the inn had been  advertised as having “Bay View.” – Caroline]

A Thousand Miles of Oregon Coast

View from our kitchen window in Depoe Bay, Oregon

This is our view out of the kitchen window; in the distance is the ocean. What’s wrong with this picture? We’ve not yet been out at that ocean today because we opted to sleep in, and not only that, but we’ve also been too lazy to get moving. This actually is a common thing for us on Saturdays, though it shouldn’t be when our time on the coast is rather limited. Every moment in our little slice of paradise by the sea should be maximized, and in reality, they are, even when we go slow.

Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

Our first stop today was not for a walk. Instead, we drove south for breakfast at the Newport Cafe in, you guessed it, Newport. It’s a funky little place we’ve been visiting since 2012 when we had our first 4-pound Ultimate Monster Burger when it cost $13.95. Today, that burger is $25, but we weren’t here for that at this time of day, though they’ll serve one up if you really want it. Nope, we were here for the Pacific Seafood Scramble, which includes crab, shrimp, scallops, and veggies. Even at $21, there’s enough seafood in this dish that it feels like a bargain.

This sculpture at Nye Beach in Newport was carved by a local artist, German-born Juergen Eckstein. It was made from a piece of redwood that washed up on a local beach. The piece is called “Absence of Emptiness.”

Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

We are at Nye Beach to walk off our over-indulgent breakfast. If you can see the Yaquina Head Lighthouse in the distance, we are heading that way.

Caroline Wise on Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

We couldn’t ask for a more beautiful day, and had we needed anything, Caroline likely had it with her in that bag. It may look smallish, but she carries a kite, binoculars, some knitting, hunting gear, an inflatable small raft, a change of clothes, and a fax machine, I swear.

Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

Our form of beach combing also takes in finding random clumps of grass growing on the world’s smallest sand dune.

Yaquina Head Lighthouse seen from Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

Getting closer to the lighthouse.

Sand dollar at Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

One of the best specimens of sand dollars we’ve found yet, it’s coming home with us if it doesn’t crumble before we get there.

Penis sand art on Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

I’ve seen a lot of beach penis in my lifetime, but this is a capital specimen that I can get behind, and I assure you, it was just as amazing in person as your imagination is telling you it is. Just look at its joyous smile.

Yaquina Head from Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

The map says it’s a 2.5-mile (4km) walk from Nye Beach to Yaquina Head. although through our zigzagging, we turned it into a 3.5-mile (5.6km) walk, but we couldn’t have asked for better weather. It was just beautiful out there.

Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

This is the edge of a streambed crossing the beach between us and the cliffside of Yaquina Head that we thought we’d reach out and touch before turning around, but in the end, believing we had another 7,500 steps (3.5 miles) back to our car, it wasn’t all that important.

Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

Off in the distance is where we need to be.

Approaching rain on Nye Beach in Newport, Oregon

Out of nowhere, a tempest started moving in from offshore, but I was certain it was no threat. That was until it started raining on us. Good thing Caroline carries rain jackets, umbrellas, and a waterproof case for my camera in that bag on her shoulder. “Excuse me, what do you mean you didn’t pack those today, wife?” I asked in disbelief. At 9:00 p.m., when I was writing this post, my fleece was still wet.

Bread & Roses Bakery in Yachats, Oregon

Twenty-five miles south and the sun was out, as was good fortune. An hour before Bread & Roses in Yachats was closing, they still had a few things on hand that grabbed our attention, such as this Celestial Snail Danish that was made more interesting by its name due to the connection to Caroline’s childhood nickname, Schnecke, the German word for “snail”. Around the corner and across the street we visited the Green Salmon Coffee Company and picked up three pounds of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe coffee beans, with one of them set to be a gift to our friend Brinn, who happened through Yachats about a decade ago.

Caroline Wise at Ona Restaurant in Yachats, Oregon

Next up was a stop at Ona Restaurant, also in Yachats. While we had a reservation for 6:30 this evening, we opted to have lunch here instead. Originally, the idea was that we might take a room further south to have a weekend at another coastal location, but with our digs in Depoe Bay being as perfect as they are, we are quite happy to stay right there. Plus, the weekend rates of lodging at this time of year are way out of hand. With a photo of our main dish just below, I have to describe our appetizer, which we have had before and is half of the reason we are back. It is the Rainforest Maitake Mushroom Pâté with marinated onions, arugula, olive tapenade, and feta. It is Wunderbar.

Seafood pasta from Ona Restaurant in Yachats, Oregon

This is the Ona Pasta featuring wild Mexican prawns, scallops, clams, rockfish, halibut, and baby spinach in a saffron cream sauce. It is as great today as it was a couple of years ago when we first tried this dish.

Caroline Wise at Tidewater Creations in Waldport, Oregon

Five days was a long time for Caroline to be on the Oregon coast without having the opportunity to buy yarn, but here she is, happy as a clam to have this chance to shop for the fibery reason of her existence. The shop is called Tidewater Creations in Waldport and is also the home of Twisted Tidewater, the owner’s own brand of beautiful hand-dyed yarns and spinning fiber. Caroline was able to pick up some mushroom-dyed yarn as well as pretty batts for spinning while I carefully selected a colorful skein of sock yarn.

Lost Creek in Newport, Oregon

What started as the need for the restroom here at the Lost Creek State Recreation Site turned into another 90-minute walk down the shoreline. Gotta get the steps in to fight against the heavy carb indulgences.

Keyhole limpet from Lost Creek in Newport, Oregon

We didn’t know what shells these were while out on the beach; it turns out that they are keyhole limpets. Their name shouldn’t fool you, though; while they are a species of sea snail, they are not, in fact, true limpets. What’s a limpet, you ask? Sorry, I’m not going to copy and paste every Wikipedia article I read. While I was in research mode, I also confirmed the identity of these tiny jumping things that we keep seeing on the beach, especially near rotting plants. They are beach hoppers, better known as sand fleas, though they are in no way related to fleas. They are related to crabs and shrimps, tiny versions of them, and are on the beach to help clean up organic matter; it is the lowly beach hopper that is responsible for the tiny holes on the shore as waves recede.

Lost Creek in Newport, Oregon

Need a beach to yourself? Visit Oregon in the summer.

After our drive back to Depoe Bay, getting through the photos and the majority of writing this post, we turned on the disco ball and lights at the hot tub before falling into the characters of Professors Roger and Virginia Clarvin at the Welshly Arms discussing the eating of succulent and juicy capons. If you don’t know the Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell sketch from Saturday Night Live, this joke won’t work for you.

Oslo All Day

Oslo, Norway

So far, during our stay in Scandinavia, breakfast has been included in the cost of our room, but not today. For the two of us, we were looking at about $55 for the hotel buffet, and while we were assured that everything on it was organic, it was a bitter pill. We headed towards our bus stop, figuring we’d find a bakery, and were proven right. Occupying a couple of stools in the front window, we sat down to share a pretzel croissant, a cream-filled pastry, and a slice of pizza, along with a couple of coffees for only $13 or 140 Norwegian Kroner. Our view offered us the opportunity to watch Oslo going to work and school on foot, scooter, and bicycle. There are a lot of electric cars and e-bikes on these streets, too. Lots of women are wearing dresses, far more than I ever see in the States, while men conform to the international business attire code of blue slacks, light shirts, and tan shoes, and maybe half of everyone carries a backpack. In the 30 minutes we spent grazing and people-watching, a licensed beggar sitting right in front of us with her back to the window did not see a single coin dropped in her cup. I point out that she’s licensed as beggars have to wear lanyards with their badge of authorization, a first for us.

Oslo, Norway

We were just across the street from our bus stop and are still getting used to the fact that pedestrians have the right of way and just keep moving when entering a striped crosswalk; cars will yield. If the intersection is controlled by walk/don’t walk signs, the public waits, although even those signs feel like mere suggestions. Once on the bus, signs asking for civility are strewn about, such as this one asking people to keep their feet off of the seats. Also, notice that USB connections are offered and that nothing is written or carved into the panels. Hey, America, are we animals?

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

We’ve arrived out on the Bygdøy Peninsula and are early, which is perfectly økey døkey with us as we have some time to take in a different view of the Oslofjord on a perfect day. Who wouldn’t want to do exactly that?

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen are memorialized here at the Fram Museum for their courage in being the first five men to reach the South Pole.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

There are five museums out here in Bygdøy, but one of the must-sees is currently closed until approximately 2026, which is unfortunate as they have the best-preserved and largest known Viking ship excavated from a burial site, the Oseberg Ship.

Caroline Wise standing in Oslofjord on Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It was bound to happen at least once on this trip to the watery lands of the north, and with time to spare this morning, it seemed like a great time to kick off the shoes and step into Oslofjord. I have to wonder if anyone else’s feet in the history of humanity have bathed in so many diverse locations from around our earth as Caroline, who has stepped into the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, the North, Baltic, and Mediterranean seas, the Gulf of Mexico, and countless lakes and rivers including the majority of America’s biggest rivers.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

I found a mention of this being the Bygdøynes Light or maybe Lantern, with no other supporting information than a guess that it’s managed by the Norwegian Maritime Museum. Just after taking this photo, we dipped into that museum and snapped off a couple of images but were more excited to get into the Fram Museum next door.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

More wow on this trip, this time in the form of the wooden ship that delivered a crew to the Antarctic, allowing Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen to be the first five people to ever visit the South Pole. If you don’t know the story, here’s a quick synopsis: Roald Amundsen and his crew set sail in the summer of 1910 on the polar ship Fram for the Arctic, but when they reached Madeira, Portugal, the captain told his crew that they were, in fact, going to the Antarctic. They landed in January 1911 and, by mid-December of the same year, had reached the South Pole. A month before Robert F. Scott arrived, too late.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The ship is packed with original gear and artifacts from the time of the expedition, except for this creepy guy, who I believe is a prop and not a mummified original crew member.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Not only were we able to visit the deck, quarters, and galley, but also climbed nearly to the bottom of the hull. We peered into the engine room and were able to check out the storage areas with furs and other equipment that helped sustain the Norwegian explorers.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

With a windmill up on deck to generate electricity, the Fram was equipped with electric lights, which must have been a luxury.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

In 1935, it took more than two months to pull the ship onto dry land and its final resting place where the structure housing it was built. It was only in 2018 that further restoration work opened the crew quarters and other areas below deck to the visiting public. Right there in the center of the photo is the windmill that supplied the crew with electricity.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The lighting of Fram left a lot to be desired, and while I’m sure my phone would have better captured the available light, the quality of those images is just too poor. A tripod would have helped, but rarely, if ever, are those things allowed into and onto historic exhibits, so my images are a bit on the dark side. As intrigued as we were seeing the Vasa over in Stockholm, this ship, too required us to capture what we could to memorialize the day we stood on her decks and were able to explore such a historic part of the age of polar exploration.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It’s crazy to think that just about 110 years ago, the first people explored the South Pole via a wooden boat without a two-way radio, and today, we deploy solar-array powered space telescopes orbiting the sun a million miles from Earth. The engine on the Fram had about 700 horsepower, while the Ariane 5 rocket that launched the James Webb Space Telescope had the equivalent of more than 3 million horsepower.  While Amundson’s crew was capturing black & white images in the equivalent of 8 to 10 megapixels compared to today, the James Webb telescope is sending us images that, after processing, can be as large as 123 megapixels. The tragedy that is apparent when I consider the progress we’ve made collectively is that the ship of humanity is listing while our tools have eclipsed the ability of our individual minds to rise to the occasion and propel our species into the future.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Fram, Norwegian for forward. It should be the motto of humanity instead of Frykt, Norwegian for fear. If you ask me, fear should be pronounced “Fukt.”

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the third museum we visited this morning; it plays host to the efforts of Thor Heyerdahl. The Kon-Tiki raft, made of balsa wood and other native materials, proved Heyerdahl’s theory that early explorers could have traversed the Pacific Ocean on such a raft just as he and five others did back in 1947. Regarding the specifics of his other controversial claims, I don’t rightly care as I was more fascinated by the details of their precarious journey that carried them on a 101-day, 4,300-nautical-mile (5,000-mile or 8,000 km) adventure over the vast ocean.

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the other craft in the Kon-Tiki Museum, the Ra II papyrus boat, which carried Heyerdahl and six others across the Atlantic Ocean.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Done with yet another museum and onto the next, the Norwegian Folk Museum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Similar to the Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden we visited less than a week ago, the folk museum looks at elements scattered across the history of Norway. Drawing from buildings and artifacts that could be moved out here to Bygdøy, these things were collected, rebuilt, and put on display in order to preserve parts of Norwegian history that would otherwise disappear.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

There are 160 buildings representing Norway from the past 500 years on display here, with many of them open for a visit. The ones that are locked up are likely open for visitation during the main tourist season. This also then has us asking if there are more people on hand in period clothes to help the buildings come to life…

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

…such as this old grocery store from Oslo announcing milk and delicatessen goods sold by this young lady at the counter.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

This was as far as we could go in the pharmacy, as it was like many of the exhibits, protected by a plexiglass barrier.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

A guided tour would have been great here as, aside from impressions, there’s not a lot to be learned, with signage being at a minimum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Being present in these environments, even without a narrative, works for Caroline and me as once we’re home, we have the ability to discover more about the history of the people, art, architecture, culture, and politics with the experience of having been immersed in places where we gained some small amount of the sense of things and are now ready to contextualize what we are learning.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The buildings here at the Norwegian Folk Museum are not recreations; they are authentic, and so I understand why they can’t really be put to work, but all the same, I can easily imagine a space where we could sit down for a meal set to some point a few hundred years ago. This is something that Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia does exceptionally well.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I would be remiss if I forgot to share that Caroline had recommended that we pick up a couple of Oslo City Passes that paid for our transportation and museum entries for 24 hours; it turned out to be a great deal. If someone is visiting Oslo for a few days, the 72-hour city pass is an incredible bargain at only $80 for 35 museums, busses, trains, and even the public ferry.

This old farmhouse was once the home of the Lende family from Jæren, Sweden.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Sadly, the City Pass didn’t convince the driver of the horsecart to let us get on board.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Wow, an original stave church from the 1200s. This one was moved to Bygdøy from Gol, a couple of hundred kilometers north of Oslo, back in 1884.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Somewhere in here is a stave with a rune that reads, “Kiss me because I struggle.”

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

These churches were Christian, though some of the imagery and forms evoke something pagan for me. As for the term stave church, the name is derived from the fact that the support structures are vertical posts and planks, known as staves. Considering that these medieval buildings were made exclusively of wood, we are lucky that even one of them survived the intervening 800 to 900 years.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I suppose this could negate my previous statement about being built exclusively of wood, but I hope you get what I meant, as it was not implied there were no iron flourishes here and there.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary people, I now return you to that part of the story where the fiber arts are center stage again. These four straps are examples of backstrap weaving.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

When one begins to understand the efforts made by our ancestors to create culturally unique clothing for pageantry, marriage, special occasions, or just to look one’s best, these clothes begin to take on extra significance, especially in contrast to the mass-market clothing that from certain perspectives reveal that it is only the rare individual who actually wears anything unique in our modern age.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve often heard the argument that without a job, people would have no purpose; I’ve even heard this from women who deride the idea of being “just” a housewife or mother. First of all, mothering is the single most important thing half of humanity is capable of doing at some point in their lives. If Caroline had more free time, we’d have a coverlet handwoven by her, but to weave the length required and then sew them together is a Herculean effort, and that’s even before considering creating embellishments such as borders or fringes. The same applies to our clothes, hats, straps, pouches, bags, and other things that would benefit from flourishes of handcrafted beauty. Having free time, extraordinary amounts at times, allows us to discover and create greater meaning regarding many facets of our lives that we’d never discover otherwise, such as this incredible opportunity I indulge in by writing about the experiences shared by Caroline and me.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The Stradivarius violin has a reputation for being a work of art, but what of things like this well-worn loom with perfect lines and a hidden history of the cloth that was made thread by thread and possibly worn by someone of significance that impacted all of our lives?

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Who among us would have the skills to make a hand-carved wooden wine jug that wouldn’t leak? I’m guessing this vessel had something to do with drink and merriment as the two guys at the table have glasses in their hands while one is empty, awaiting the jug of drink. My first thought was how something like this was sealed from dripping away its contents, and good ‘ol artificial intelligence guru Claude offered me multiple ideas of how to accomplish such a thing, but I’m opting for a combo. Claude shared info about using precision-carved wood staves. The vessel sure does seem to feature those that would be bound by willow or metal bands, and while I don’t know if they are willow, they are certainly bounding bands that wrap the pitcher. I also learned about various substances that could be used to line the interior, and in my mind, I’ve settled on wax as being the most neutral for serving alcohol.

After our Norwegian Folk Museum experience, we were ready for more Norwegian nourishment and ate in the museum’s cafeteria before heading back to the city center.

Caroline Wise at Fru Kvist Yarn in Oslo, Norway

The availability of yarn in a city must be a measure of civility. For the second time in two days, here’s Caroline with yet more of the fluffy stuff, this time from Fru Kvist Yarn. By this fact alone, Oslo has become more and more sophisticated from our viewpoint, but then take into account that the skeins Caroline is holding are yak wool from Mongolia and undyed Norwegian yarn, and I think my wife is ready to call Oslo home.

Opera House in Oslo, Norway

It’s seven weeks since we stood here at the foot of Oslofjord and about five and a half weeks since we came home that I’m writing this post, and I’m yet to miss a day of doing such. As a matter of fact, writing actually intensified after our return because there was no sightseeing from within a Phoenix coffee shop while I tried to tease a cohesive narrative out of my notebooks and photos to create a lasting story that would remind Caroline and me of the many beautiful things and places we enjoyed during our time in Europe and specifically Scandinavia. I work relentlessly on this process since I’m afraid if I take a day off, I’ll lose momentum or forget to finish the trip (it’s happened before). And so, I turn to the coffee shop literally every morning without fail in order to channel my attention to hopefully discovering some tiny amount of finesse in describing experiences that have more or less been had by many millions by this time. Consider, though, that maintaining a bead on all things vacation leads to some serious tunnel vision and that there are times I wish to be someplace, any place else but here at the keyboard, exploring my mind for the possibility that I can discover an insight meaningful not just to us but others who might stumble on these posts.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

The title of these posts from Oslo, Norway, would better be served with “Wrong Impressions of Oslo Cured By Destroying Misperceptions.” I can readily admit that I wasn’t exactly drawn into making a pilgrimage to a museum that could only be focused on the single piece of art that Edvard Munch is internationally known for. Everyone wants to see The Scream, and I honestly believed it was the only thing of his that was known. Of course, I was wrong, just as I’ve been about almost everything here in Oslo.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Some forty or so years ago, when I first learned of this piece titled The Scream, I was enchanted by its sense of the apocalyptic, but in the intervening years, I grew bored of it as overblown media saturation, and its place in the meme foodchain removed its gravity. Seeing it in person is okay and satisfies the collection of cultural treasures experienced firsthand, but it’s smaller than I thought. Then we learn that each of the three versions on display is on a cycle that helps protect them from exposure to light, so if we want to see the most famous of them, it’ll be about an hour before it cycles back. We were fully prepared to have only seen this black-and-white version because what else did Munch do? To those of you who might not know, Munch is pronounced: “Moonk.”

Strindberg Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

NO WAY!!! I’ve known this portrait of August Strindberg since I bought my Penguin Classics copy of Inferno/From an Occult Diary, but I didn’t realize that it was painted by Edvard Munch.

Munch Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve also been aware of this portrait of the artist himself, but never once have I really considered the provenance. Not far from these portraits hangs a colorful portrait of German philosopher Friederich Nietzsche, which bears some slight resemblance to The Scream, except Nietzsche is on the other side of the bridge, and he’s not in the pose of a scream. I think that it’s a subtle nod that Nietzsche’s screams are from within and that he’s on the side of reality where losing one’s mind can still be salvaged.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

In yesterday’s post, while writing about the Oslo Cathedral, I was pondering who influenced whom, while Caroline pointed out that the ceiling of the church was painted by Hugo Lous Mohr. Well, it was this painting here by Munch that raised the question.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I honestly didn’t think we’d be around to see this version of The Scream, but here we are and have now seen all three.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

On one of the floors of this large museum is an area where there are a number of carvings (based on a number of Munch pieces) embedded in a table. An ample supply of paper and wax pigments allows aspiring artists and others wanting to have fun to grab a seat and start rubbing images into the paper as a souvenir of their time at the Munch Museum. This was Caroline’s attempt at the art of frottage.

John Wise at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Self-portrait with seldom-seen hair out of ponytail.

The Mother at Inger Munch’s Pier in Oslo, Norway

This huge sculpture is called The Mother and was created by U.K. artist Tracey Emin, who was inspired by Munch to become an artist. This is a relatively new addition to Oslo prompted by local Norwegians who petitioned the city to build the location with access to swimming in the fjord during the earliest days of the COVID-19 epidemic. The reclaimed land was christened Inger Munch’s Pier after the youngest sister of Edvard Munch. I almost forgot to point out that even the Munch Museum is new and only opened in October 2021.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

The idea of creating a giant public plaza sloping up from sea level to a viewpoint allowing visitors to look over the city, was a brilliant one. Caroline and I are on our way up.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

By making the architecture of the opera accessible to Osloers and tourists alike, the building becomes incredibly familiar and personal, removing some of the sense of exclusivity that often is a part of the opera which is typically only visited by paying guests on performance days.

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

Now, the opera is available to everyone who wishes to create a kind of mini-performance piece where they are the actors with the city creating the soundtrack.

The white aluminum-clad exterior of the stage tower is meant to evoke old weaving patterns, which is likely part of the reason Caroline was compelled to reach out and touch it.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

Time to put a mark on future travel plans to return to Oslo and gather a few other views from this remarkable building, but will we ever be so fortunate again to be treated to two consecutive beautiful days of perfect weather?

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

I could have hung out here from sunrise to sunset just to study the light and the flow of people as they become part of a story developing on the shore of Oslofjord. I now have so many questions about the construction of this plaza and a curiosity about what other buildings the architects might have contributed to.

Edvard Munch grave at Vår Frelsers Gravlund in Oslo, Norway

Vår Frelsers Gravlund (Cemetery of Our Saviour) is where you’ll find the gravesite of the man who will Scream no more, Edvard Munch. In another corner of the cemetery, you may visit the grave of Henrik Ibsen who’s not penned a play in more than 117 years.

Gamle Aker District in Oslo, Norway

From the cemetery, our path took us through the Gamle Aker District.

Oslo, Norway

For a brief moment, we thought we were entering a sketchy area where someone loves sluts, but just as quickly, we were back in the safe arms of a city with but a few smudges, as far as we could tell.

Oslo Street Food in the Torggata Bad building in Oslo, Norway

Not wanting to take anything for granted, how it worked out that we passed a dozen other places to eat before settling on the Oslo Street Food was a stroke of good luck that feels inexplicable that everything else didn’t strike a chord. This former home to Oslo’s largest indoor pool, called Torggata Bad, now hosts a multicultural selection of foods uncommon to the Norwegian palate. While the food court stops serving at 10:00 p.m. on weeknights, this place becomes a nightclub on weekends, open until 3:00, with the former pool area serving as the dance floor. It was on that pool floor where Caroline and I shared a tonkatsu don from Gohan and empanadas from De Mi Tierra.

After a short walk following dinner, we opted for a tram ride to the hotel as the extra mile felt impossible. The sauna had the same difficulty enticing us to step in as tired was overtaking us. Tomorrow, we will embark on another six-hour train ride, considered one of the most scenic on earth.

Norway, Here We Come

Stockholm Central Station, Sweden

We woke up within minutes before the alarm would have provided a waking nudge, still within the four o’clock hour. A little more than a half-hour later we arrived at the train station, pulling the suitcase of audible annoyance, and said goodbye to Stockholm. We picked up a little something or other for breakfast, figuring we’d be able to get more food in the cafe on the train should we get seriously hungry before our arrival in Oslo, Norway, at noon.

Breakfast on the train from Stockholm, Sweden

Oops, did I ever know that our 1st class ticket included breakfast? With no recollection of this luxury as part of our purchase so many weeks ago, we were pleasantly surprised when the steward came around handing out boxes that included a roll with ham and cheese, yogurt with a small packet of granola, apple juice, a slice of bread with butter, and milk for your coffee or tea.

About an hour east of Stockholm, Sweden

Riding the train at 200 km/h (125 mph) is a good metaphor for life as the world streams by and nothing can be grabbed. Fleeting moments might be captured if one is inclined to look outward but we’ll first have to look up from our routines or boredom to discover there are a great many wonderful impressions worth savoring. Meanwhile, many will remain on track following the dictates of habit, afraid to derail as the unknown arrives with fears and uncertainty.

Lake in Sweden next to the train route to Oslo, Norway

Look at those aboard the train with us; some sleep through the journey, while others apparently require social media to tolerate their time with themselves lest it lead to boredom, and a few appear to be working. Then there’s me looking into the treeline to catch sight of a wolf looking out at us. Passing fields, I hunt for hawks that have already accomplished the same and are feasting on their prey. Passing by a lake, I wonder if the fisherman has caught his.

We see a sign pointing to Sundsjön and think about what that place might be like, but it turns out the sign was for Västra Sundsjön, which is a lake. Fall is starting to show its colors, with yellow and gold leaves replacing the green ones that have been present all summer. The change of seasons has me considering sitting in the same place a few months from now when the landscape is blanketed with snow, but then I’m reminded how the warm bodies of us passengers are producing the kind of humidity that obscures the view with wet, foggy windows.

Passing over the Klarälven River in Karlstad, Sweden

I’ve searched far and wide for a glimpse of a moose, but other than on souvenirs, I’ve not seen a hint of them. Are we too far south? Traveling by train, I find my view quite limited if I try to look ahead and feel about the same if I try to see where we’ve come from. The point is that even when we are concerned with taking in what’s around us, our perspective will always be momentary and fractional of what the totality is. Leaving the vehicle while it’s speeding forward is not recommended, but as it does stop, will we be prepared to find spontaneity on occasion to venture into a place at once unfamiliar and uncertain to bring us into something profound?

In Karlstad, Sweden, we shift dimensions and modes of transport as the rest of our journey to Oslo, Norway, will be by bus, which will also slow significantly compared to the high-speed rail that got us this far. From peaceful quiet on the train, we transfer to the rambunctious chaos of the real world on a bus. I continue my search for wolves and moose while better than half of our fellow passengers have been lulled to sleep, judging by the awkward positions of their heads and the relative quiet that has settled in. If it weren’t for the 12 hours that would have been required to cover the 220 kilometers from Karlstad to Oslo, we would have been on bikes and able to stop here on the shore of the Klarälven River.

Border crossing between Sweden and Norway

We’ve reached the Norwegian border, next stop: Oslo.

Subway in Oslo, Norway

When we got into town, we wasted no time and headed straight to the subway train that would get us close to our abode for the next two nights: Guldsmeden Hotel Oslo.

Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

At check-in, we were given a pleasant surprise that our room had been upgraded to the bridal suite that not only had a big brass deep bathtub in front of our bed (that we’d not have time to use) but also came with a private sauna that we would acquaint ourselves with later this evening. However, with all of that blue sky smiling down on us outside, there was no time to luxuriate in our fantastic room, so we peeled ourselves away and got busy.

Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

The plan, which is similar to other plans when arriving in a new city, was to get to the yarn store and get the fiber collection duties out of the way, but a funny thing happened on the way. We were walking up Parkveien, the same street we were staying on, when we saw a big park that also featured a large royal palace we could detour around, and seeing we were early, we’d not miss our real destination by taking a moment for sightseeing beyond the street we were traveling on.

Guard at the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Hey Norway, while your royal guards carry weaponry that appears ready for deadly riots or combat compared to your Swedish cohorts and their simple rifles, you could learn a thing or two from the Swedes regarding uniforms, especially the headgear. Nothing says badass quite like a helmet with a chrome buttplug on it that inspires thoughts of the film Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Palace Park next to the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Now finished with denigrating the Norwegian Royal Guard, we took a left through the park to see if we were now ready to avoid distraction.

Oslo, Norway

Whenever entering a new city, especially the capital of another country, we are keenly alert to what unique characteristics might define the architecture, lending a sense of what this nationality brings to this place.

Caroline Wise at Tjorven Yarn in Oslo, Norway

Witness this historic moment for yourself as Caroline, for the first time in her life is purchasing yarn in Norway. Should you think there must be a limit to this yarn acquisition madness, you’d be mistaken, as I’m fairly certain we have no less than 1,000 skeins of this stuff at home. I can already hear the whine from my drama queen wife, “But we didn’t have any from Tjorven yarn in Oslo, so this Drops brand is like me taking a part of Norway home with us…and shut up anyway, you know this sock yarn is all about you!”

Freia Chocolate in Oslo, Norway

Little did we know on this day how important the Freia company would become to us once we reached Myrdal, Norway, but that story will have to wait a few days.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

I wonder how many visitors to this blog tire of our formulaic approach to visiting a city, from yarn store direct to a church, and today is no different as we are about to pay a visit to the Oslo Cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is the 900-year-old Devil of Oslo, and while the Oslo Cathedral was only completed 326 years ago, in 1697, the carving of a man being attacked by a dragon and a lion was recovered from St. Hallvard’s Cathedral, Oslo’s original cathedral, from the 12th century. After a fire in 1624, St. Hallvard was abandoned and left to decay. While the ruin remains not too far away from here, this relic is now part of the wall of the “new” cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

The Right Reverend Kari Veiteberg appears to be the first woman to ever hold the bishop title here in Oslo. Like so many other churches in the 16th century, this church broke away from Roman Catholicism to become an Evangelical Lutheran denomination, but it would take almost 500 years before a woman would take the helm.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is one of the more peculiar paintings I’ve seen on the ceiling of a cathedral, and have to wonder if it’s not a bullseye maliciously painted on by the departing Catholics as a target where God should aim his vengeance for the Norwegians joining the Reformation or maybe it’s a new age relic from the 1970s.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

Who inspired whom? Are these ceiling paintings older than Edvard Munch, or did he take inspiration while at the cathedral? [Not sure who inspired whom, but the cathedral paintings are by Hugo Lous Mohr – Caroline]

The Storting is the Norwegian Parliament in Oslo, Norway

This building is known as the Storting, which in English is the Norwegian Parliament. After learning just enough about Scandinavian history, it becomes apparent that “Storting” translates to big assembly as “Stor” is big and “Ting” is council or assembly meeting, which makes Storting an appropriate name for parliament.

Manhole cover in Oslo, Norway

Here we are once again encountering Saint Hallvard who turns out to be the main feature of Oslo’s coat of arms and features prominently on manhole covers across Oslo. Before becoming the patron saint of Oslo, Hallvard Vebjørnsson was just a 23-year-old man trying to defend an innocent young lady who’d been accused of theft when he was killed for his noble actions.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

Almost as an homage, we had to visit the National Theater because not only did Henrik Ibsen collaborate in the founding of it, but there’s also a great statue of him here; you’ll have to see that for yourself. I first learned of Ibsen from another author who mentioned some aspects of his writings in connection to the work of Friedrich Nietzsche, which introduced me to Ibsen’s work titled Peer Gynt, though it is but a distant memory these days.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

The theater was closed, and this was as far as we were allowed in.

Part of the University of Oslo, Norway

P. A. Munch, as a statue, stands in front of the University of Oslo Faculty of Law. While he shared the same last name with his famous nephew, the artist Edvard Munch, P.A. was famous in his own right for what he brought to Norwegian national identity through his historical texts on medieval Norway. [In case anyone else is wondering – P.A. stands for Peter Andreas, but for some reason, he’s usually referred to by his initials. – Caroline]

Oslo, Norway

As far as I know, there’s nothing famous or very historic going on in this photo; it’s just a snap of a scene that was appealing to my eye. Maybe this is a good time to share some trivia about this city. The original name upon its founding in 1040 was Ánslo, but after a fire in 1624, the Norges at that time changed the name to Kristiania in honor of the king at the time of rebuilding. [Christian IV of Denmark, the same monarch who lived in Rosenborg Palace in Copenhagen – Caroline] Then, in 1925, the city was renamed again, this time to Oslo.

Philharmonic Concert Hall in Oslo, Norway

If there was any disappointment to any part of this Scandinavian adventure (and I assure you there has been none), it would be in some small part connected to venues such as this building known as the Oslo Konserthus (Concert Hall) where I couldn’t find a musical performance for us to take in. Of course, that might be a good thing as giving three to four hours over to sitting still when we could be on the go takes away other things.

Oslo, Norway

This is Akershus Castle. Although we would walk below it later, we would never make it into the old fortification as it’ll turn out that a mere day and a half in Oslo was a total underestimation of how long we should visit this city.

John Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

You all realize, don’t you, that this is symbolically a photo of Caroline and me? It is a Frankfurter there at about the same height Caroline von Frankfurt would be if she weren’t taking this photo of what, in reality, is John and a big spicey wiener. But metaphors and innuendos are more fun than just sharing that we were hungry and split this hot dog. I nearly forgot to add that somewhere else along the way over here, we stopped at a bakery and shared a skolebrød which is a sweet yeast roll with custard dusted in coconut. Caroline’s comment was she’s sticking to the cardamom rolls.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This area is known as Aker Brygge, and it is C’est Chic with apartments that I’m guessing cost in the millions, and I don’t mean just as in Kroners. From the looks of things, it would appear that the city is giving itself more land by reclaiming space over the fjord, but this is just my uninformed opinion. While it would possibly great to spend the summer here, I’m skeptical about the short winter days when the sun rises at 9:18 and sets at 3:12, offering up less than six hours of sunlight, which I just can’t imagine.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I’ve come to learn that we were incredibly fortunate during our visit to have two consecutive days of sunshine as Oslo only gets about 1,740 hours of sun per year compared to Phoenix, Arizona, where we get almost 3,900 hours of local starlight. Some other things to consider: the longest days in Oslo are longer than 22 hours, while in Phoenix, our longest days are only about 15 hours long. And then there’s the rainfall: it rains on average 172 days, which is better than Bergen, Norway which is where we’ll be this coming Saturday. Bergen sees 239 days of rain per year.

Inner fjord in Oslo, Norway

But today is a perfect day, as witnessed by the countless people lying in the grass or hanging out on the water.

John Wise and Caroline Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This perfect late summer day even invited us to pull up a bench in the shadow of the Astrup Fearnley Museum to relax and watch birds pass overhead between us and the deep blue sky as we grew older and collected more wisdom. Sure, it’s a cliche but in those smiles, can you see that this pair of birds are perfectly paired? Because we can.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

We could have laid there for hours in cozy comfort, but the voice of reason called Caroline insisted we peel away, and she was right because, after tomorrow night, we’ll no longer have the opportunity for a stroll along the Oslofjord.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I know that the last photo was not of the fjord, but I’m an equal opportunity lover of my best friend/wife/travel bestie to birds, architecture, churches, nice weather, great food, sailing ships, everything in nature, the hue of sky and sea, I’m ready to capture it all when it comes to reminding myself and Caroline of the smiles that adorned our faces.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

It was exactly the way this photo looks regarding the absolute quality of perfection that was going on during these hours of incredible.

City Hall Square in Oslo, Norway

Hey, all you youngsters, back in my day, fur-pie was still a thing, and shaving one’s body hair hadn’t yet become de rigueur. I have to laugh a bit when I consider that if this statue were being sculpted today, not only would the woman’s muff be smooth as brass, but she’d have some tats along with nipple and septum piercings.

Fishing at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

There have been a number of fishermen along the harbor but this one here seems to have caught all the mackerel that might be had in these fjord waters today.

Vippa Restaurant at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

Strolling was the proper word to describe our walk along the fjord, slow and lingering until we could go no further.

Dinner at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

And then, we stumbled into Fenaknoken gourmet grocery store and restaurant, of sorts. We were greeted by one of the gentlemen who was sitting outside with friends, having a bite to eat. That man was Eirik Bræk, the proprietor and amazing chef at this difficult-to-pronounce shop. Initially, he offered us a bunch of the raw fish in the front display, and we explained that this wouldn’t work as we had no means to cook in our hotel room, but if he could offer to prepare something for us, we’d be happy to engage his services. Not knowing any better, we ordered a couple of crab claws, some huge shrimp-like creatures (apparently Norway lobsters), and a few oysters for Caroline and pointed to fish filets in the display. In other words, we ordered too much, and yet…

…the photo of this plate of fish was our second order; it became my dessert. This fish and nothing else is what we should have stuffed ourselves with as it is an uncommon deeper water fish called roughhead grenadier or onion-eyed grenadier. Eirik told us this was an unpopular fish due to its monstrous appearance. No matter what this fish looked like alive, it was one of the best-tasting fish I’ve ever enjoyed. Our gracious host insisted that the magic ingredient was the butter from his hometown of Kviteseid in the Telemark region about 100 miles southwest of Oslo.

Pinnekjøtt drying at Fenaknoken Market and Restaurant in Oslo, Norway

But we need to back up to the tour of Fenaknoken Eirik gave us. Immediately, I recognized what was hanging in the rafters as I’d read about this Christmas treat while working on our itinerary. Those slabs of meat hanging in the rafters drying are mostly lamb ribs known as Pinnekjøtt. No amount of begging was going to work in our favor to try this dish, but we were invited back during the Christmas holiday to try his immensely popular preparation of the traditional meal of Pinnekjøtt.

Gudbrand Bræk and Eirik Bræk of Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

Meet Gudbrand Bræk on the left, father to Eirik Bræk on the right. These are the kind of hosts one hopes to meet once in their life; for Caroline and me, this is the second time we’ve been so fortunate. I have to acknowledge Giovanni Scorzo of Andreoli Italian Grocer in Scottsdale, Arizona, as the other person who made an indelible impact on our culinary life, as that man will likely be cooking for God in the afterlife. Today, though, we are the guests of Gudbrand and Eirik, and our smiles couldn’t have been any bigger, bigger even than our appetites.

Food, philosophy, humor, history, health, traditions, and even talk of the future are part of the conversation. These guys are passionate about the experience of meeting with friends and customers who are welcomed with the sincerity of those bringing in family. Over the course of our two-hour visit with the Bræk family, Eirik brought me to the back of the restaurant, where he shared a door off its hinges that is awaiting a place in some future setup that a number of noted people have signed over the years, including the signature of former CTO of Microsoft Nathan Myhrvold who is also the author of Modernist Cuisine and a fan of Eirik’s cooking. Before leaving, Gudbrand brought us over to another corner of the restaurant where he pointed to a photo of himself back when he was in the Norwegian Counterintelligence Office, handcuffed to Norway’s most famous spy named Arne Treholt, that he helped bring in.

Caroline Wise at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

After eating far too much, it was time for the proverbial thin mint that arrived in the form of Brunost on crispbreads. If we understood Eirik correctly, this is his homemade version of the popular Norwegian treat that is made with cow’s cream and/or milk and a bit of goat’s milk. The mixture is slowly simmered for a good long time to remove the water, leaving a delicious caramel-like cheese that we are experiencing for the first time courtesy of our hosts.

Fishing in Oslo, Norway

Less than half a day in Oslo and the city has changed my mind about the poor expectations of it prior to leaving the States. I admit that we were making a stop here reluctantly and mainly for a couple of reasons. First, there was nowhere prior to this point in our Scandinavian excursion to do laundry. I couldn’t find any laundromats in Sweden or Norway except one in Oslo called Cafe Laundromat, which combines laundry machines and dryers with food service. I had made reservations for us at 8:00 pm this evening, but we canceled that reservation earlier today after deciding that we didn’t care about the cleanliness of our clothes and that we’d rather not throw a few hours at such a menial task. The second reason for a stop in Oslo was that the ride from Stockholm to Flåm, Norway, directly was just too long at 12 hours.

My reluctance to visit Oslo stemmed from what I was seeing online about the modern architecture and that I couldn’t find a historic old town district. But even after a brief superficial walk across a small corner of Oslo, I feel that there’s a lot more here than I first gleaned, and now we are hoping to return to Norway (and Oslo) soon.

Stumbling Stone in Oslo, Norway

I tend to forget that Stolpersteine (Stumbling Stones) are found in many countries across Europe, and was surprised to find one here in Oslo. This informal Holocaust Memorial Project places brass-plated stones onto sidewalks to denote the last homes of Jewish victims of the holocaust prior to their deaths.

Sauna at Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

This was not supposed to be our first-ever encounter with a sauna, but we were not going to pass over this opportunity to familiarize ourselves with the process. What good would the upgrade to our room have been if we didn’t take advantage of any of the amenities? The friendly woman who checked us in gave us hands-on lessons, so we had some small idea of what to do and armed with a few minutes of that knowledge, we were going in. Living in Arizona, we know heat, but the humidity that arises after pouring water on the hot stones had us pouring water out of ourselves.

Conclusion about using a sauna? It’s a bit like reading philosophy for the first time where you don’t know if you got out of it what others proclaim, which in turn leaves you feeling unsatisfied, like there’s something wrong with you for not finding instant enlightenment. Good thing we’d have another opportunity to feel like noobs later this week in Flåm, Norway, where we had booked a floating sauna on the fjord.

Gothenburg to Stockholm, Sweden

Gothenburg, Sweden

Both of us have been experiencing intense dreams since we landed in Europe, possibly related to the shifted sleeping patterns and the jetlag. It’s as though our minds get busy at night purging trash to make room for the onslaught of impressions we collect while on vacation. Caroline woke early at 5:00 with a disturbing dream where she was a character in an animated TV series called Bojack Horseman. A few years ago, after someone else recommended the show, she tuned in and shut it right down after five minutes. Based on its high stupidity quotient, she immediately understood she’d create brain damage if she watched more, and now, a thousand days later, it’s being recycled and dragging her in uncomfortably. Not only that, I’m here writing about it so she can be reminded of it again and again.

Upon finally getting out of bed, I saw an alert from our security camera at home. It turned out that Phoenix was under a thunderstorm warning, so maybe a flash of lightning triggered it. Seeing our place from so far away intrudes on a moment when it should remain a distant thought. Enough of talk of home as it represents the end of vacation and who wants to entertain those ideas when we are only now entering vacation part two and have two weeks still ahead?

Already our fourth day in Sweden, and only now are we trying Swedish pancakes: they are not a revelation. [I blame the mediocre breakfast buffet – Caroline] Time to head out and try exploring this city of Gothenburg again, as after last night’s rainy encounter, we did not feel much of a revelation either. Hopefully, over the next 4.5 hours, we’ll discover something different before our departure for Stockholm.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Nothing like some sun and blue sky to wash away a half-negative opinion. So, while not a stunning historical place, Göteborg (local spelling), at 400 years old, is a relatively young city with its architecture reflecting that, and it is clearly better experienced on a nice day rather than a gloomy one. While that’s often true for many places we visit, there are others where it doesn’t matter the weather.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I must admit a failure of imagination as I should have been able to glean possibilities last night but maybe after ten days in Europe of constant pressing forward, we are encountering a bit of exhaustion. Not that we’ll give in to slowing things down, as we are well-invested in our ability to push hard in order to maximize our investment. Maybe we are like two golden sea unicorns unencumbered by being fixed to anything. We swim freely, turning experiences into treasures.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Last night passing Central Station, we saw a QR code on a small streetside billboard offering a tourist map of the city and grabbed it. This morning, we are trying to decipher details on a PDF file we can’t zoom into.

Gothenburg, Sweden

There are absolutely beautiful corners to be found here in Gothenburg that also require a bit of hill-climbing up cobblestone streets and a ton of stairs to ascend and descend.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I can’t remember if it was flying into Frankfurt or flying into Copenhagen where I noticed a lot of grass roofs to offset the effects of the sun radiating back into the atmosphere as one more measure to combat climate change, but that was yet another aspect of people trying to be proactive, and now here we are seeing a facade supporting plant life. A small, maybe even insignificant contribution, but it lets you know that there are those who believe these are worthy efforts if for no other reason than to inspire others to think about the environment.

Gothenburg, Sweden

We are crossing the Kungsportsbron – King’s Gate Bridge. The old wooden one is long gone; it was replaced by this bridge back in 1901. The town of Gothenburg was initially a fortress, and the waterway under this bridge was once a moat. When the defensive walls and bastions were torn down in the early 1800s, the decision was made to keep the moat: some forward-thinking, if you ask me, because water running through a city is one of the great luxuries.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Tacos are another luxury that obviously now has global appeal, as seen here with Panchito’s food truck.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I’m already a sucker for big bronze warriors on horse monuments, but this mural from SupaKitch & Koralie was a brilliant addition to an otherwise incredibly boring building in the background.

Gothenburg Cathedral in Gothenburg, Sweden

Yesterday, I presented my reader with the front of Gothenburg Cathedral; today, I offer you its rear, a.k.a, the apse.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Yesterday, I also presented a very similar view to this one, except I was further back on a bridge behind this one. I thought the weather was poor, but now see that it was simply dramatic in a different way. If we weren’t in a relative hurry to experience as much as possible, I think I could have found some great photos under the gray skies. Impatience never pays.

Caroline Wise at Broderi & Garn in Gothenburg, Sweden

These photos in yarn stores are mostly the same: a fiber-related background and everything Caroline is purchasing on the visit. Today, we left with this needlepoint kit for Caroline’s sister, Stephanie.

Gothenburg, Sweden

The sign reads, “The necessities of life. A very long Swedish Fika,” which already feels like words of truth to us.

Saluhall in Gothenburg, Sweden

We require an early lunch as our train leaves just before 12:30, so another Saluhall (Market hall) experience seems to hold promise. With a variation of a theme, today we are having a fat venison meatball smothered in thyme cream with boiled potatoes, lingonberry jelly, and a small arugula and cucumber salad. Not exactly like the Köttbullar we had previously, but close enough. Knowing what was ahead of us this afternoon, we left the counter and our barstools to walk to a nearby bakery and, as you might already know, grabbed a cardamom and a cinnamon roll.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Though we’ll have walked seven miles around Gothenburg this morning, we recognize that we’re seeing very little of this city with a population six times bigger than Lund, so there must be more to it and maybe even some interesting corners that should warrant a return visit. I’m not opposed to coming back, but there’s so much more to be seen of our world.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I don’t think I’ve shared this yet, but we have not seen a single homeless person in Denmark or Sweden, while we have seen a lot of flowers, plants, and trees, which likely are an attempt to make up for inevitable gray days. Writing this, I wonder what could the United States do to brighten the situation around the masses of homeless people who are lending a gray pallor to our cities. [A few hours later, in Stockholm, we saw a number of homeless folks, so we know they exist in Scandinavia, but in nowhere near the numbers that we saw in downtown Frankfurt, for example – Caroline]

Gothenburg, Sweden

A funny thing happened on the way to our hotel to fetch our bags: we stumbled into the Trädgårdsföreningen (Garden Society) across the way from Central Station and took a few minutes to smell the roses in the rose garden as that’s what one does when they are otherwise pressed for time but think they have just enough minutes to spare that they can act irresponsibly.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I’m guessing we are maybe 100 meters (300 feet) from the other bridge I photographed a couple of photos above. Just past the reddish building on the right is the large square next to the train station, and the view of the area couldn’t be any more different. Of the eight potential sites we could have visited, we missed half. I suppose the idea of visiting three museums when we didn’t even arrive until 4:30 p.m. yesterday and leaving shortly after they opened wasn’t a formula for winning any sightseeing awards. There were other places we walked by or visited, but the photos didn’t really work out such as at the Carolus XI Rex Bastion, but there were already too many photos for a single post.

Central Station in Gothenburg, Sweden

Clickety-clackety went the broken wheel of our cursed suitcase, but we made it back to the station. We were even early for the train that wouldn’t leave for another 20 minutes.

Lake in Sweden

I have no idea what the name of this lake is; it doesn’t even matter. We were speeding by just inches from the shore in addition to a number of other nameless lakes we’d pass along the way to Stockholm.

Fika on a train in Sweden

This would be our first 180 km/h (110 mph) fika on the fly. Those rolls we bought at the Saluhall were finally brought out and with coffees supplied by the restaurant car, we dug into our rolling fika. My cinnamon roll was almost gone when it occurred to me to take a photographic reminder of yet another perfect Swedish coffee pause. Lucky for us, Caroline had only taken a single bite because she really knows how to savor the good things.

Countryside seen by rail in Sweden

Maybe the following incident wouldn’t have occurred had we been sitting in the crowded 2nd class compartments of the train instead of the lofty isolation of 1st class, but when Caroline was returning from a facilities break, it seems she considered choosing a different seatmate for the rest of her journey. The side eye offered her by the “other” guy apparently gave her the impression she was being spurned because she jumped up quickly and returned to me as though I hadn’t recognized her attempt to escape my clutching heart. While this is a first on a train, Caroline has been known on previous occasions to approach other cars (and even stepping into one) that she “supposedly” thought were ours.

We’ve passed through Katrineholm under overcast skies with occasional rain along the route to Stockholm. I’ve seen plenty of cows, sheep, and horses but an absolute dearth of birds. Of course, just as I noted that I spotted a dozen or so birds.

Stockholm, Sweden

Leaving the crush of humanity at the central train station in Stockholm, we dragged this suitcase that is a constant reminder of how much I want to rid myself of this broken thing to the hotel, checked in, and were gone in minutes to experience this great weather.

The Church of Saint Clare in Stockholm, Sweden

Orienting oneself to a new environment never really happens in the first minutes of being somewhere new, and this afternoon was no different. Construction exacerbated the issue, culminating with me insisting we follow my intuition to a dead-end until Caroline led the way to the St. Clara (Klara Kyrka) church.

The Church of Saint Clare in Stockholm, Sweden

Back in 1527, this church was built over the one that had stood here since the 1280s. That initiative was led by King Gustav I Vasa, recognized as the first king of Sweden because he removed Sweden from the Kalmar Union, which was initiated by Danish Queen Margrethe I as a means of countering the influence of the German Hanseatic League. There will be points along this trip where I’ll reiterate previously stated moments out of history in order to cement the connections and relationships I’d like to better understand.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

This is Stockholm City Hall, which just celebrated its 100th birthday. While city hall was on our list of places to “see,” there wasn’t a note to ourselves about it being a must-see interior, and we blew it. Reading up about the local seat of government here, it turns out that the Golden Hall is decorated with a mosaic made of 18 million tiles of colored glass and gold. Reason #26 for why we must return to Scandinavia.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

It is said that Birger Jarl used to tame wild Swedish lions as an infant, and why not? Italians believe that Romulus and his twin brother, Remus, who founded Rome, were raised by a she-wolf. In all honesty, one of these stories is not true.

Stockholm, Sweden

That’s Riddarholmen island across the Riddarfjärden, which is the easternmost bay of Lake Mälaren and where we’d be heading after leaving the city hall area.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

This is the gold-plated cenotaph of 13th-century Swedish statesman Birger Jarl. Also known as Birger Magnuson, this was the man who is considered the founder of Stockholm, who also played a foundational role in establishing the lands that would become known as Sweden. For these efforts, King Eric XI offered Birger the title of Jarl, which was a role just below the King. Earlier, I stated that Gustav I Vasa was the first king of Sweden. Until that point in time, the territories of the Kalmar Union were effectively ruled by the Danish monarchy.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

Nearly 8 million red bricks were used in the building of the city hall. It is in the “Blå hallen” (Blue Hall) that the Nobel Prize banquet is held (the Golden Hall hosts the ball). Yet another reason to despair is that we didn’t visit the building during our time in Stockholm, as the sheer number of geniuses that have ascended these stairs is staggering.

Birger Jarl's Tower on Riddarholmen in Stockholm, Sweden

Birger Jarl’s Tower was never visited by or known to Birger Jarl since it was built hundreds of years after Birger died. King Gustav I had this tower erected as part of the city’s defensive structure, and it’s considered the oldest building in Stockholm.

Riddarholmen Church in Stockholm, Sweden

Reason #27 to return to Scandinavia: visit the interior of Riddarholmen Church, which is only open during the summer. There are a number of royals interred in the church, though it is no longer used in that capacity, and royal burials have been moved to the Royal Cemetery.

Riddarholmen in Stockholm, Sweden

The view is still of Riddarholmen Island as we look back toward Birger Jarl’s Tower, which stands behind the building to the left. This corner of Stockholm is also a part of Gamla Stan (Old Town).

Fuck Putin sticker in Stockholm, Sweden

Nice rendition of Czar Putler of the Commie Republic of Former Soviet Fascists.

Stockholm, Sweden

We are being swept off our feet by the immense spectacle and beauty that is here in Stockholm. We had no idea that Sweden’s capital would be on par with the impressions we gathered in Vienna. In the background is Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral), which is already closed like most everything else.

Caroline Wise at Mårten Trotzigs gränd in Old Town Stockholm, Sweden

In the squeeze at Mårten Trotzigs gränd, which is the narrowest alley in the city. The man it was named after was once one of the richest men in Stockholm but found an untimely end when he was beaten to death a couple of hundred kilometers away in Kopparberg.

Stockholm, Sweden

Humans exist here where cars are forbidden.

Runestone in Stockholm, Sweden

When planning our vacation, I thought there was a chance we’d not have seen a runestone yet and that maybe time wouldn’t allow us to catch this one either, but here it is, and runestones are becoming relatively common. The fragment of runic script reads ᚦᚬᚱ[..]ᛅᛁᚾ ᛫ ᛅᚢᚴ ᛫ ᚠᚱᛅᚤᚴᚢᚾ ᛫ ᚦᛅᚢ[…] ᛫ ᛋᛏᛅᛁᚾ ᛫ ᛁᚠᛏᛁᛦ […] ᛋᚢᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ and translates to Thorsteinn and Freygunnr, they … stone in memory of … their son.

Stockholm, Sweden

Visiting Stortorget (The Grand Square) was a crazy idea as this place is packed. I can’t imagine what it was like a month ago! With everyone else trying to capture selfies with the Nobel Museum posing behind them, I opted to take this photo of the old fountain.

Public urinal in Stockholm, Sweden

Men have been pissing here for 133 years, and it smells like it. There was no way I was going to see the Källargränd Urinal built in 1890 and not use it myself, but damn, once the stream started, I was seriously tempted to step to the side and piss in the street as the stench was so pungent. My first introduction to pissoirs was in Amsterdam in the 1980s, and in researching the history of this Swedish unit, I learned that the Vespasienne Arago, the last surviving Parisian pissoir, is still in use and calling for my pee.

Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral) in Stockholm, Sweden

No entry here to the Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral) as in keeping with tradition, the western side is where the entry is found. When one walks into a church, the stained glass windows should be catching the rising sun to the east thus illuminating the sanctuary in such a way as to inspire awe in visitors.

Finnish Church (Finnish: Suomalainen kirkko) in Stockholm, Sweden

Welcome to the Suomalainen Kirkko (Finnish Church) we shouldn’t have been able to visit, but a private event that was wrapping up still had the doors open, and me being me, we walked right in like we belonged here, nobody said a thing. We kept our visit to a minimum, failing to capture a great photo, but no matter, this documents our first-ever visit to a Finnish church.

Järnpojke or Iron Boy in Stockholm, Sweden

Järnpojke, or Iron Boy, is the smallest public monument in Stockholm and is located right behind the church we just barged into.

Axel Oxenstiernas Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

The Axel Oxenstierna Palace must be noted because Oxenstierna was a badass. We have read quite a lot about this man with regard to his time involved with the Thirty Years War of 1618 to 1648 but know little of him otherwise; well, let me tell you. When Oxenstierna was a mere 29 years old, he became Lord High Chancellor of Sweden to King Gustavus Adolphus. By 1632, the king died in battle, leaving Oxenstierna in effect, the regent of Sweden. Then, in 1634, he introduced the Instrument of Government, which was effectively Sweden’s first constitution, and established counties in his country, which replaced provinces and remains the form of local government until this day.

Changing of the guard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

As the changing of the guard began at the Royal Palace, I must have been the most unprepared visitor there that day because the troop was moving fast, and I was about to get a photo of their backsides if I didn’t snap now. While the image is blurry, there was just enough focus that I found this interesting enough to share.

Courtyard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

The Royal Palace is a gigantic place, and while it’s still used by King Carl XVI Gustaf for state ceremonies and special events, it seems to be mostly a tourist attraction these days. The king and queen currently live out of town on an island at Drottningholm Palace.

Changing of the guard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

After the guards moved behind some doors that are off limits to visitors, their business wasn’t finished yet, and from time to time, another guard emerged to care for something or other. One of those young guards in the King’s employ was close enough that I was able to ask if I could get a photo of her. I love the helmet and hope the young lady will have fond memories of the time she worked at the Royal Palace, even if it is mostly for the performance value.

Stockholm, Sweden

So much already seen, and yet we’ve only been a little more than 2.5 hours in the capital city. Tomorrow is our only full day in Stockholm because, on the day after, we are heading up to Uppsala. I reluctantly admit that our brief visit was based on the shortsighted idea that maybe we should limit our time in any one place so we can orient ourselves and that it’s better to capture a little bit of everything than to have never been present to participate in the life of a city, even if for only a few minutes.

Stockholm, Sweden

Wow, Stockholm, we never knew that this is where Vienna meets Venice. Are you just the best-kept secret, or did we arrive on the single most perfect day in the history of this city?

Stockholm, Sweden

If anything, in this photo, the Art Noveau Baroque Skånebanken building looks appealing, even though the finer details are underrepresented due to the resolution. This is a tiny fraction of the ornate character spread out in all directions. Stockholm is a city you must experience with your own eyes and ears, but before you ever arrive, start learning about the history of Scandinavia and have a better itinerary to explore the details you’ll certainly want to know about instead of being dumb tourists like us who will really only be able to scratch a small corner of the surface of things.

Norrbro Bridge Lion in Stockholm, Sweden

We are crossing the Norrbro Bridge heading north, just walking around to admire the architecture as there’s so much eye candy to be found here.

Stockholm, Sweden

Caroline, the polyglot, was enjoying her laugh at the word Hiss, which is Swedish for lift/elevator.

St Jacobs Church in Stockholm, Sweden

St Jacob’s Church will be our last stop of the day. We are growing fatigued after walking more than 21 km (13 miles), so we’ll head to dinner after this and then try to convince ourselves to make our way to the hotel to take a rest.

St Jacobs Church in Stockholm, Sweden

Listen up tourists, it is a serious faux pas to take photos during church services, but my travels require as many church photos as I can possibly take, even if it means I must occasionally act the tactless fool. With everything else closed, services at this time presented an opportunity I couldn’t pass up because who knows if we’ll be able to include this tomorrow.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

Dinner was at Kryp In Gamla Stan, which specializes in traditional Swedish meals, allowing us to start with an appetizer of chanterelles followed by venison stuffed dumplings for Caroline and flounder for me. It’s a hard balance of hoping to find authentic meals and being drawn into tourist restaurants that serve what they believe the visitor expects and are far from real flavors. With so many different languages being spoken in European capitals, one never really knows if locals eat at these places. Our meal was good, so I suppose that’s enough, but the uncertainty usually taints these experiences, having me walking away believing I was overcharged and possibly duped. On the other hand, for Caroline, there was a surprise to be found in the women’s room: free tampons, you don’t see that every day.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

Reenergized not just from dinner but the beautiful reflected moonlight over the lake, we continued walking around Stockholm, enjoying everything about this day filled with wow.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

It was only a couple more miles, if that, before we felt that enough was enough and that we’d extracted as much as could from our day. Plus, we’d have all day tomorrow to explore a few places in detail.

Ystad to Lund, Sweden

Prins Carl Hotel in Ystad, Sweden

We slept with the window open for the cool sea air, forgetting that at daybreak, the seagulls might start in with their squawking, but that racket was only the final straw that shook us out of bed before our alarm was to wake us at 5:45. Throughout the night, the nearby church rang the appropriate number of gongs to represent the hour. After midnight that wasn’t really a problem anymore, but then on the half-hour, there was a single gong to remind us of where we were on the clock. We were simply too tired to care enough about the disturbance to get up and close the window.

Downstairs, for the breakfast buffet (included with the room), we met Felix, Sven’s son. Sven, the owner of the hotel, had checked us in yesterday. Felix gave us a quick lesson in the differences between the Danish and Swedish economies as he’s worked in Denmark for a time. At our table, we listened to Albin Lee Meldau sing Segla på ett moln to us about sailing on a cloud. We placed our bags in storage so we could check out and take out our bikes for today’s big adventure.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Off we go with our e-bikes toward Kåseberga, about 18 km (10 miles) east of Ystad.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Just as in cars, Caroline is the navigator, which becomes important on this trek as the bike trails and exactly where we are aren’t always evident.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Riding past a field that might have live ammunition seems strange at first, but we’ve driven past at least a couple of places in the United States where that is true as well. Maybe the proximity due to being on a bike next to a simple barbed wire fence instead of driving in a car next to a chainlink fence topped with razor wire made the difference.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Yep, that’s the fence on the right that stands between us and our annihilation from stepping on something that goes boom.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

In an early iteration of our travel plans, we were going to jump on a ferry to the island of Gotland, Sweden, and visit the historic village of Visby, which is said to be the best-preserved medieval city in all of Scandinavia. Due to the time of year in which are traveling, train schedules and routes, and not wanting to rent cars, Gotland wasn’t going to work, but in trying to find a way, I discovered the place where we are headed today.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

We brought ponchos with us and a waterproof camera bag should we see rain while out on this bike ride, determined we didn’t want to allow the weather to derail our journey over the Swedish countryside. Our wish for blue skies seems to be happening, but we are well aware of how quickly things can change.

Caroline Wise riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

While some of our ride has been shared on the open streets, Swedish drivers have been polite and always give us enough space even on narrow roads, so there’s been no real stress getting down the coast aside from the nervousness that travels with us due to previous experiences.

Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached the village of Kåseberga and are nearly at our destination.

Kåseberga, Sweden

Pushing heavy e-bikes up an unrideable hill is never fun, but the weather on our side makes up for that.

Harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

At the top of the hill overlooking the Kåseberga harbor on the Baltic Sea, we left the bikes with Caroline’s backpack to the side. Nothing is locked up or secured; we are trying our best to hear what those around us have been telling us over these early days of our vacation: you can trust things and leave your paranoia behind. I wish it were so simple. Anyway, the rest of our trail must be walked.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached Ales Stenar (Ale’s Stones), which might as well be Stonehenge from our point of view. Prior to my trip planning, I’d never heard of other stone circles, and the one I stumbled upon happens to be the largest one in Sweden. We are in awe.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

So much unknown history and so much uncertainty about everything that exists between us and what lies before us. Nobody will ever know a fraction about our planet, its people, our past, or what we might discover tomorrow.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Just beyond the doors and gates of our perception are mysteries that most will never care to explore, and even when we venture into these new domains, the onion skin we peel back is but a molecule of the whole that will leave the majority of knowledge that might be gleaned hiding in the space beyond our senses.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Quick, take a photo to remind yourself that your experiences are real, or nobody will ever believe you that your life has been so rich, loaded with rare experiences, and enchanted by love. To hedge our run of luck, we move around the circle clockwise and counterclockwise, touching each stone as we go while also knowing it can’t hurt anything, even if it ultimately contributes nothing.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

What a peculiar thing this existence is; we flash into life like a glimmering sparkle capturing sunlight before the cloud of death, and the setting sun of life obscures even the idea that we were once here. As we linger here trying to pick up something intangible as though the voice of history or our ancestors will reach out, we’ll never be able to spend enough time here at Ales Stenar that the images and experiences are burned deep enough into our memories.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

These 59 stones are laid out in the outline of a ship which has some archeologists suggesting this could be a monument for lives lost at sea. This type of circle, also called “stone ship,” is not uncommon in Sweden, Denmark, and other Baltic locations. Traditionally, stone circles have been found over burial sites, and urns of remains have been found here below the surface, so this could be a final resting place. Then there’s the fact that the sun sets over the northwest tip of the stone circle at midsummer and rises at the opposite tip during midwinter, so it possibly served calendaric functions. The age of the monument is also in question, with some saying it has been in use for about 5,500 years while others suggest it first came into existence around 1,500 years ago; nobody really knows.

Baltic Sea as seen from the harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

Mysteries, how are they necessary in order for our mind to compel our curiosity in a forward motion? What might life be like if everything was spelled out and our questions were easily answered? I don’t believe we’d be the same species as we are at this time. By nature, humans, or those who actually desire to explore their humanity, will find themselves on a trajectory of uncertainty where the enigma and ambiguity of what they don’t know hold intrigue instead of fear and apprehension. For me, the connection across space and time and the knowledge that has traveled through this part of our universe never fails to amaze me while the antics of those wasting time and thought on inanities to the exclusion of self-discovery exist in an endless pit of despair. Their shenanigans risk my ability to focus on the potentialities I feel that I live for.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Our next stop has an address in Löderup, though we don’t need to be in the town proper, nor should we head in the direction of Löderups Strandbad, which is a campground, so not left or right turn for us: we need to go north following bike path number 3 with the red sign that directs us to go straight ahead.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

The name of the road is Peppingevägen, which Google wants to translate to Peppin Route, so what’s a Peppin? The confused answers from Bing would like me to travel down the weird rabbit hole, claiming it has something to do with Pippi Longstocking or King Pepin the Short, who preceded Charlemagne. While I kind of liked the second search result, this all felt wrong, so I asked Claude 2 for their thoughts. I was told that “Peppin” refers to a small farmstead in an isolated rural area, which sounds about right. I can already hear Caroline, “I thought you already knew that?”

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

No thoughts about the House on the Hill or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, though I could believe that this could be the next setting for Human Centipede. I’ve just been informed that Tom Six has apparently said that there will be no part 4 but that he would consider making a movie called The Human Caterpillar.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Small farms in a rural setting – it seems the road has been appropriately named.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Valleberga Church in Valleberga is not in Löderup as I first thought, though it is nearby. As we rode up, Caroline had been reading up on the church and saw mention of a runestone here at the church. We ran into a groundskeeper after scouring the cemetery for the Viking-age relic, but she’d never seen or heard about one here.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

What an undertaking it must have been to build a church in a rural area such as Valleberga, as very little at the time would have compared in scale to such an endeavor for a relatively small community. This particular church was built in the mid-1100s with labor that must have been comparatively equivalent to building pyramids or giant malls, albeit at a different scale. I can’t say I’ve ever seen a 900-year-old farmhouse or barn, but these heavy old churches survive the elements and passage of time, affording us windows into the past.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Cavernous spaces built before the arrival of electricity meant that natural light was required to play a role in illuminating the interior, and as it’s not all that often we are able to visit places that had to be constructed with that in mind, the appeal of the quality of lighting remains a huge draw in what attracts me to churches.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

These frescoes are now over 600 years old, having been painted in the 1400s.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

From Wikipedia: The baptismal font dates from the 1160s and was sculpted by the Master of Tryde, also called Majestatis. It depicts scenes from a legend about the apostles Peter and Paul. I wish more was known about this Romanesque anonymous master sculptor but at least there’s a list of churches where his work has shown up should we ever again have the opportunity to see other pieces from him.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

An old part of the church and the only remaining round church still standing in southern Sweden. In 1343, the round church was rebuilt to conform to the traditional cruciform shape we are more familiar with at this time.

Rune Stone at Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Separate from the church was a large tower Caroline thought might have held bells at one time. I was certain the door would be locked, but I couldn’t really be sure unless I checked, and wouldn’t you know it, the door was open. With some reluctance, Caroline joined me, which was made easier when I announced that the “half-finished” runestone was in there.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Swivel Stones (Svickelsten) were stones used between a straight wall and a round arch structure. These two are found near the runestone. What we couldn’t have known at the time was that two of the gravestones on the floor were carved by the Master of Tryde, who also created the baptismal font pictured above.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

This is not a bell tower as Caroline had thought; it is called the Castle and is believed to have been part of a defensive wall at one time. In the not-too-distant past, the village wanted it and the church torn down to make way for a modern building, but the authorities in Stockholm shot down that idea, and now we can all be happy that this corner of history still exists.

Riding northwest to Glemmingebro, Sweden

But wait, there’s more, as we are not done with this bike ride yet.

Glemminge Kyrka & Kyrkogård in Glemmingebro, Sweden

For one reason or another, we didn’t stop in at this church, which is a shame because built into one of the cemetery walls is a runestone. This is the Glemminge Church inaugurated in the summer of 1900 after it was built on the site where an 11th-century Romanesque church stood. One possible reason for omitting it was that it wasn’t on my itinerary and as much as we’d enjoy unlimited time to do what we’d like on a spontaneous basis, we have other things to see and places to be. After getting home and while writing this post, we tried to identify this church but were having problems as we couldn’t find an exact match. Well, it turns out that the church suffered some damage, and in repairing the roof, a steeple was removed.

On Roemollevaegen in Glemmingebro, Sweden

What a beautiful little oasis among the farms with this thatch-roofed cottage under the chestnut trees. One strange element was the sign to my right of the photo that warns that the property is under video surveillance.

Tosterup Church in Tomelilla, Sweden

We almost didn’t make it to the Tosterup Church in Tomelilla as road construction looked like we’d have had to take a fairly big detour to make it up the hill, but the guys working the site allowed us to walk our bikes through the area. Once up here, we found the church locked up and the castle next door requiring a group of 10 or more to arrange a guided tour in order to visit.

The Tosterup Castle in Tomelilla, Sweden

The Tosterup Castle is one of the locations that the astronomer Tycho Brahe grew up in and that we’ll likely never see for ourselves other than this shot from the gate.

The countryside on the way to Svenstorp, Sweden

Off in the distance on the far right is a rather large windmill, though it’s nearly invisible in this photo due to the size in which I have to present it, it’s there, I can assure you. As a matter of fact, I think you should just make it a goal to see all of this for yourself because while we will have seen amazing sights on this ride, we had to skip seeing Bjärsjöholm Castle and the Borrie Church in order to take in the next destination that we only learned about yesterday afternoon.

Old Mill House in Svenstorp, Sweden

Nope, not yet; this old mill house in Svenstorp was not our next destination it was just a place on the side of the road.

Burial Mounds on Fårarpsvägen in Köpingebro, Sweden

While at the Gråbrödraklostret (Greyfriars Abbey) and St. Peter’s Church yesterday, there was a photograph in one of the exhibitions that piqued my interest, and the woman at the register offered us a general idea of where the “objects” are located. The funny thing was, we had just ridden past the intersection of Svenstorpvägen and Fårarpsvägen and were discussing the idea of giving up on our search as it felt like we were on a wild goose chase. Alright then, it’s decided, let’s get on down the road and head back to Ystad so we can catch our train, and it was just then, on returning to the intersection to turn right, that we spotted the hills right in front of us. These burial mounds are on Fårarpsvägen, just north of Köpingebro, and I could not find a single word online about their existence.

Bike route in Ystad, Sweden

You see things correctly in this map of our bike path; we did not peddle back to Ystad. On the road across the street from the burial mounds, Caroline’s bike started to behave strangely while making odd sounds – it was because her rear tire was nearly flat. Though she tried pedaling through it, we required a rescue out in the middle of nowhere. We were on Boställesvägen near an old sugarbeet factory, but from the bike trail that wasn’t easy to figure out. It took a minute to convey exactly where we were in a meaningful way to offer instructions to Erik so he could fetch us, but fetch he did, and we ended up having a great conversation with him about his co-ownership of a bar in the States and his visits to the U.S.

Saved, we were soon back in town, collecting our bags and boarding a train to our next destination, Lund, Sweden.

Caroline Wise at Aunt Hulda Yarn store in Lund, Sweden

Of course, our first stop would be in Lund’s sole yarn store, Aunt Hulda’s. Caroline is only holding this yarn for dramatic effect as there’s only so much we can afford and carry with us; this didn’t really come home with us. Right, Caroline would rather buy a new suitcase or hit up the local shipping agency to send yarns back to the States than miss the opportunity to take home the hues soft feels of yarn that yank at her heartstrings. Yarn has a kind of hypnotizing effect on this woman, like a reverse Medusa thing that compels her to collect as many skeins as her hands can transfer to the counter and leave with the satisfaction that life is good and at least she’s not been frozen into stone.

Lund, Sweden

As for me, I’m a prisoner of collecting the photos and stories that will travel home with us, such as this mural from Lund-born artist Finsta.

August Strindberg lived here in Lund, Sweden

We checked into our hotel, and upon walking out, we passed a house with a sign that caught my attention: August Strindberg lived here in 1897 when writing Inferno. Wow, on the adjacent corner, just by chance! I’m staying next to the house where Strindberg wrote this book I was in love with back in 1986 after I first encountered it. This is a wicked coincidence that leaves the hair on my arms standing up as if I were a Beatles fan visiting the crosswalk at Abbey Road. I’m in awe that this author and playwright has walked these very streets I’m about to explore this afternoon and tomorrow morning.

While I was searching for something about Ystad yesterday, I came across this quote from Inferno referencing their small village, “The little town to which I now betook myself lies in the extreme south of Sweden, on the seacoast. It is an old pirates’ and smugglers’ haunt, in which exotic traces of all parts of the world have been left by various voyagers.” I had no recollection of this reference but was excited to know a circle was closing in some way.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

Lund Cathedral appears to date to the latter half of the 11th century, but exact dates are sketchy. What isn’t ambiguous is that in a late 19th-century renovation, the architect responsible for updates tore down the entire western end of the cathedral and replaced it with a new entry and towers of his own design, pictured here. When the church was first taking shape, this part of Sweden belonged to Denmark.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

There’s a lengthy article on Wikipedia about the nearly 1,000 years of history of this old church. With simply too much information for me to try encapsulating here, it’s certainly worth a read.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

The altar right in front of the photo was consecrated in 1145, while the altarpiece in the background was donated in 1398. The 78 choir stalls in between date from 1361 and 1379. On the left is one of the six organs found in the Lund Cathedral,

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

We arrived at the cathedral in the minutes before it was closing; just seconds after I took this photo the lights on it were turned off. Hopefully, tomorrow, we’ll be able to find time for another visit, especially to watch one of the two daily performances where the two knights at the top of this astronomical clock clash. The clock was made back in 1425 and features the smallest of the six organs in the cathedral that plays In Dulci Jubilo, thought to be by German mystic Heinrich Seuse.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

On occasion, I love the magnificence of architecture.

Lund University in Lund, Sweden

We are at a tiny corner of one of the most prestigious and largest universities in Northern Europe, Lund University. It also happens to be where Jaap Haartsen studied; he’s the person who gave the world Bluetooth technology, naming it after Viking King Harald Bluetooth, though I’ve already shared part of this info in a previous post.

Lund, Sweden

Lund was ordered to be established in 990 by King Sweyn Forkbeard of Denmark (son of Harald Bluetooth), remaining a Danish city until 1658 when treaties ended the Danish-Swedish wars. My main interest in sharing this point in history was nothing more than my keen appreciation of the name Forkbeard.

Lund, Sweden

I seem to also have a keen appreciation for red brick buildings.

Lund, Sweden

Accentuating an environment with artifacts of a different age adds charm to a place instead of always surrounding ourselves with images of modernity that scream consume at us.

Lund, Sweden

Replacing painted indicators of what traffic is allowed by installing stones that signify that this is bicycle territory makes a solid statement and is much appreciated. I’m impressed that so many cities in Europe are making consideration for how pedestrian zones improve the quality of life for those who live in these historic districts.

Lund, Sweden

The restaurant we are having dinner at, called M.E.A.T., is also on a pedestrian street, meaning that as we eat with the windows of the place open, we are not listening to cars driving by, nor are we listening to TVs.

Lund, Sweden

Approaching our hotel, we decide it’s too early to head to our room, so we veer to the left for a walk over to a nearby park.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

We are in the Stadsparken. Prior to the city walls being removed the area was a pasture within those walls. In 1911, the park was inaugurated, and now, here before 10:00 p.m., we are walking through with some minor trepidation: while some areas are well-lit, others are a bit dark. Our conditioning from America suggests that danger could be lurking in the shadows.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

Two things happened on the way back to our hotel. First, Caroline noticed a young woman, maybe even a girl, walking by herself wearing over-the-ear headphones, seemingly without a care. We’d seen other women doing the same with full over-the-ear headphones (not just earbuds), walking through cities apparently oblivious and without concern about who might be around them. This is NOT a freedom girls and women have in the United States.

Second, we were drawn by the sounds of a party or nightclub coming from somewhere in the middle of the park. It’s after 10:00 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and we are curious. Following the sound, we come to a pavilion where about 40 young adults are singing and jumping up and down to an amplifier blaring the sound of a Macklemore song that is exciting the night with, “So, we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us.” The sense of this being a wholesome gathering cannot be overstated. Caroline and I stood there for that song and the better part of another, wondering why this doesn’t exist in the “Most free country on earth”? Obviously, we in the U.S. are not the happiest because what we are witnessing here in Lund is evidence of a society not existing in fear.