This fat little hummingbird atop a tomato cage at Tonopah Rob’s Vegetable Farm sat as still as could be while I slowly approached and snapped his photo. If it were me, I’d guess the photographer used a long lens, nope, I shot this with my 17-55 lens. Yeah, I’m that close. A moment later he flew away as fast as he could.
Coral
Maybe green slimy rock wasn’t exciting enough for you; how about a big chunk of dead coral? Come on, those tubes that once held some sea life are really cool. Anyway, where else are you going to find such quality photography? Surely not some dumb site like Flickr.
Gack
Oh my god, I woke up this morning with this in my ear!!! Just kidding. But seriously, Caroline woke up with it crawling across her forehead. Fortunately, I caught it, as last time Caroline caught one I nearly disgorged the upper third of my digestive system. A little-known fact about Germans, a secret they guard due to the universal disgust most people of the world would find with this act, is that they love fresh cockroaches and will pop them into their mouths like a fresh gummi bear. Blech, it is so gross but sadly true, my wife is a cockroach-eating connoisseur. And because I thought many of you might not believe this disgusting morsel is a welcome hors d’oeuvre in Caroline’s repertoire of culinary indulgences, I have saved this roach after having it pose for the camera, just in case I needed a follow-up photo showing her munching down on this extraordinary insectian crudites of sorts. Bon appetite or as they say in German: “Fold six legs up, hold down the wings, in with the head, crunchy crunch crunch!” – of course in German it sounds much better.
Bighorn
While up on Mt Washburn early in our trip to Yellowstone, we passed a large herd of bighorn sheep near the summit. Still clad with partial winter coats, these sheep could not have been any more relaxed. My temptation to walk up and pet one was tempered by some semblance of understanding that these wild “strong” animals would probably simply knock me off the 10,000-foot mountain I was currently standing on had I gotten too close. Yeah, sure, I admit it, I had the same lame idea about the bear.
Are You A Bear?
We were out for a drive just this past Saturday afternoon heading towards the eastern park entrance there in Yellowstone, but the road, which was under construction, unpaved, with no guardrails, at a scary high elevation with impatient idiots tailgating us, forced an early turnaround. Lucky for us, a few miles back near Yellowstone Lake was the tell-tale sign that an animal had been sighted, meaning half a dozen cars piled up on the side of the road with heads gawking out of windows. Strangely enough, these people were looking towards our side of the road, and there were no vehicles sitting on that side, so we pulled right up, and seemingly out of nowhere, this black bear was pawing about the ground, looking for something or other. In the excitement of seeing a bear this close, you wouldn’t believe how difficult it is to take one picture in focus, even if you try fifteen times. After what seemed like ten minutes of blocking everyone else’s view, we left and, not three miles later, stopped at another bear-jam to check out a grizzly in the forest. The grizzly was too far away to get a decent photo.
Pelican
I had to post one more photo I liked from the weekend due to the optical illusion in the image. It appears the ocean is simply dropping off to a lower level while the pelican, who just aborted a dive and only touched the water, is returning to flight. Actually, the dark area of water is a cresting wave just behind the breaking wave that is about to roll over into white, foamy surf.