Not Doing Much on the Oregon Coast

Seagull at Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Maybe my bird brain was telling me that if I didn’t take many photos, I’d knock out Friday’s post lickety-split and not fall behind, but here I am on Monday, searching my noggin for any details of what we were doing just three days ago, and if it weren’t for these images refreshing my memory of our physical locations, I don’t think I’d have anything to go by. There were no notes, no whales, no trails discovered for the first time; it was a day on the coast with walks along the sea in order to collect steps and not only spend time next to the woods in the cozy house in which we’ve been luxuriating.

Depoe Bay, Oregon

Since Caroline found out the path in front of the local timeshare property [otherwise a behemoth eyesore – Caroline] is open to the public, and it takes us past the rookery of murres, cormorants, and gulls on a small island just off the shore, we’ve been enjoying the commotion, nest building (a few sea gull chicks have already hatched), and the crashing waves hitting the rocky shore. This was it from our morning at the shore.

Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

When afternoon rolled around, we showed up at Boiler Bay with my zoom lens. As we’ve had so many sightings of whales, we figured there was a good chance we’d see more today. That didn’t work out: not a whale in sight.

Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Having the 70-200mm lens did give me the opportunity to practice using it after an extended break from shooting with it. Am I out of practice, or am I fooling myself into believing I can use such a heavy lens without a tripod? Most of the images I took are of poor quality with far too much blur. I probably took 50 photos of cormorants nesting in shadows on a steep cliffside; not one of them was worth sharing. When the wind wasn’t blowing, plants made for good subjects.

Cormorant at Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

We’ve been watching the cormorants, presumably the males, leaving their mates on cliffside perches to fetch food and nesting materials. When these birds take off after a diving session, it takes a moment for them to shed enough water from their wings to get well above the surface, and until then, their little feet seem to run above the surface as their wings continue to splash along with each flap until after about six to eight beats, they are again on their way to gaining altitude.

Seal at Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

From our position on shore, the seals laying in the sun seemingly always have their butts facing us, while in the water, they often are taking glances at us shore things.

Murres at Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

At full zoom, my photos do not show a fraction of how amazing these murres appear. Through our binoculars, that’s another story. The flight of these penguin-looking birds is curious as they beat their wings furiously, not anywhere as fast as hummingbirds, but comically in some way, and they fly quickly. When the cormorants return to nests, they carry food in their beaks, while the murres utilize a gular pouch which is located between their beaks and their chests and allows them to carry the food instead of their stomach, which is another method used by some birds for feeding their young.

Sunset over Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

So, this has been our version of not doing much, yet it felt like a full and complete day stuffed with wonderful experiences and sights that should leave anybody happy for weeks into their future.

A Simple Friday on the Oregon Coast

Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

A funny thing happened on the way to our walk at Gleneden Beach: the sun poking over the forest was so attractive that we were easily distracted and had to pull over at Boiler Bay to take in the scene. If you are astute, you’ll ask, “What’s so funny about that? Aren’t you two easily distracted by just about anything in nature?” Should that be what first comes to your mind, you likely know us well. Now, if you are truly aware, you might have noticed that the sun is already over the horizon. Well, on this Friday morning, it just might have been a wee bit difficult to get moving.

As I already noted, we were going to Gleneden Beach, just as we did a couple of days ago. The idea was to try minimizing the inclination to photograph everything all over again.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Oregon

Blah, blah, blah surf, blah blah. I’m trying to keep this short so I can move on to other tasks, such as working on my novel because, after an extended morning walk from we didn’t return to our car until 7:45, making a hot breakfast, starting laundry, and then putting a pot of peruano beans on to simmer over the day, it was already kind of late when I turned to prepping these meager six photos which are standing in to represent our morning. Sometimes, laziness fits the bill, though getting 3 miles of walking in before everything else tends to make the rest that much better.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Oregon

The other day, we looked in this direction but opted to walk south. Today, the path along the shore took us north, and to our surprise, we connected with the southern end of the Salishan Beach Trail we had discovered on Tuesday. If you read that post, you’d know of the two skull pieces, one disconnected from the seal’s body it came from. Now, three days later, the carcass has moved farther south down the beach, and little of the seal remains. We persist, though, so that’s good.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Oregon

The sun is moving; it is rising to warm this cold morning. Caroline and I had been talking about the weather and the season, and the number of people we expected to see out on the coast hasn’t materialized. Maybe they’ll show up this weekend? Something has to justify the high cost of lodging up here at this time of year, but then again, the cool weather might be keeping visitors away. So, I just checked on the highs and lows regarding the temperatures, and at least here in Depoe Bay, August is the hottest month, with an average high of 68 degrees (20 Celsius) or a solid 40 degrees (22 Celsius) cooler than Phoenix, Arizona. It probably doesn’t help that the water temperature is only 51 degrees (11 Celsius) today compared to 71 degrees (22 Celsius) in Hawaii.

A starfish at Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Oregon

Outside of the sea is not the place for a starfish, no matter how strong it flexes. Dude was a pretty buff specimen, but not so tough to resist being chucked right back into the drink from which it escaped. That was about the extent of our morning, and now, between this photo and the next, a normal routine day will take place until Caroline finishes with happy hour later this afternoon, and we again head into a coastal adventure.

Salmon River near Cascade Head in Otis, Oregon

For the fifth day in a row, Caroline’s desk/work setup has remained on the enclosed deck/sunroom, where we had unpacked her things on Monday after we arrived. Though her day begins with a chilly start in the low 50s (11 Celsius), she’s chosen to muscle through it as the birds’ songs are nearer. The squirrel in the tree to her left gets her attention, she watched a deer walking down the driveway earlier, and as the sun comes up over the trees to warm her right cheek, the room can become a toasty 80 degrees (26 Celsius) until midday when the trees behind her cast shadows and the room cools – we open the sliding door for more airflow. As for me, it suits my situation well to sit inside trying to avoid even more distractions from blogging, working on the photos, making three fresh meals a day, and trying to finagle my way into my novel. With all of those things and the work week behind us, it is time to start the weekend, which we thought would start here near Cascade Head on the right. Instead, we found ourselves at the Salmon River in Otis at the end of the road and not the trailhead that would have taken us to the overlook up high. Time and cloud cover suggested the three hours required for the hike would have us returning to the car at 10:00 p.m., so we’re saving it for another day.

D River State Recreation Site in Lincoln City, Oregon

Now wishy-washy about what to do next, we made a brief stop at the D River State Recreation Site in Lincoln City, home of the world’s shortest river, and realized that people were streaming in for the weekend, as evidenced by the number of people on the beach. I get that you might not see it due to me intentionally taking this photo as a silhouette, but we are on a wall overlooking the beach and well over the heads of the majority of people out there. We’re not interested in putting ourselves out there among the throngs. Okay, it’s not like this was Huntington Beach in Southern California kind of busy, but it was busy enough for us that we moved on.

Millport Slough in Lincoln City, Oregon

You know those signs on bridges that tell drivers not to stop on them? Well, this bridge doesn’t have those signs, and I felt there was just enough room on the right to throw on the hazard lights and jump out of the car to try and grab a photo of the Siletz River flowing into the Millport Slough.

Fishing Rock State Recreation Site in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Our final walk of the day was out to Fishing Rock.

Fishing Rock State Recreation Site in Depoe Bay, Oregon

I’d like to have been able to fully appreciate the romantic moment shared by a young couple if only it weren’t while they stood on top of what looked like a wildly dangerous place to be experiencing the last minutes of the day and possibly the last minutes of their lives. Pragmatism and a healthy sense of avoiding the most precarious of risks seem like solid thinking on our part; then again, we also feel rather wimpy due to the anxiety and burst of fear in witnessing such acts of bravery/stupidity. All the same, it does put smiles on our faces when we see people in love.

Fossils on the Oregon Coast

Caroline Wise at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

This example of a still-mobile older woman walking down the beach proves that human fossils still have a life after 50 years of age. Not only is she capable of getting outside of her routine, here at the cusp of summer on the Oregon coast where it was a brisk 48 degrees (9 Celsius) (though with the wind chill factored in, it felt like 40 degrees (4.5 Celsius)), this fine example of womanhood girded her loins and showed the male of the species how being tough is done. What she forgets is that her mate is at an advanced age of 61 and that has likely mastered the art of the whine, not so much for effect but for the sake of annoying the female, who has shown the kind of thin skin that lets her cringe every time he opens his mouth.

Fossils at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

Oops, I wasn’t supposed to start this post speaking of our own fossilized natures and humor. I was supposed to save that for describing the awesome seashells encased in rock here on Wade Creek Beach.

Bald eagle at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

In a flash, a bald eagle soared overhead, marking the first time Caroline and I had ever seen one of these majestic birds in Oregon.

Fossils at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

Initially, my own half-fossilized brain had more questions than answers when looking at these ancient artifacts from distant times, such as: will I see fish or marine mammal skeletal remains, or why have all of those fossil remnants fallen out of the cliffside that’s overhead? Excitement clouds the brain, or in keeping with the getting old jokes, the elderly mind is clouded by its aged state. Anyway, there are simple, easy answers.

Columnar jointed lava at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

And part of that answer starts right here with the fossilized dinosaur skin. Just kidding, this is what’s known as columnar jointing and can occur from cooling andesite magma. Sorry but I’m not going into a full science lesson to describe it all.

Columnar jointed lava at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

In a nutshell, as lava was flowing to the sea, there were times when ash, mud, or lava was reaching the shore and, at times, further into the ocean. While I’m no expert on such matters, these jointed columns likely used to lie under the sea or being eroded by waves due to their smooth surfaces.

Fossils at Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

The reason we’re only seeing shellfish would be that as the ash and mud were flowing into the nearby waters, they were rolling over the clams, scallops, snails, mussels, and barnacles that couldn’t move out of the way. As for the plant life that would have been covered in such a grave, I do not know why there is no visual record of their previous existence. Maybe if I looked closer and took a moment from being so enchanted by the largest, most obvious finds, I’d start to see the plant fossils.

Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

And then there’s the matter of plate tectonics and continental drift, which shoves massive parts of the earth around, such as uplifting the Pacific Coast where the obvious recipient of these herculean efforts of nature are witnessed as mountains, but even at the seashore, there’s no reason to doubt that at times, these lands are uplifted as well. So, this explains why all this stuff is now overhead instead of deep below our feet. About this blue rock, it’s actually clay that was once volcanic ash that might be deficient in iron and aluminum. (I wrote about that during a visit to Moolack Beach six years ago.) As for the separating bands of different materials responsible for the strange patterns, I’m going to guess that those were sediments that had the chance to accumulate between ash flows.

Wade Creek Beach in Newport, Oregon

And this concludes our exciting morning walk at Wade Creek Beach. My next check-in will be after 5:00, when Caroline and I take off for another grand coastal adventure here in Oregon.

This just in: family circumstances, being the fluid things they are, have created a situation where our hosts, June and Marvin, have had to cancel their trip to France. Obviously, the right thing to do was for me to offer them their home back, as they are now down in the super-hot Valley of the Sun baking themselves instead of enjoying the smell of freshly baked croissants on the streets of France. While we’ve been reassured that we do not have to bail out on our work/vacation stay here in Oregon, it was a quick lesson in how attached we’d already become to this luxury at the seashore. It’s also a great reminder not to get too attached to things, as nothing is permanent. Be grateful for every moment and celebrate those times because you never know what tomorrow brings.

Fogarty Creek Beach in Depoe Bay, Oregon

The workday finally came to an end, and a quick dinner was shared before our five-minute drive north to Fogarty Creek Beach. With only minutes past high tide, we were limited on how far we could walk here, so we aimed for a turnoff a minute north across the street from the Chester Market to see if there was beach access over there.

Lincoln Beach in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Lincoln Beach, still in Depoe Bay, is a nice sandy affair, but maybe it’s too clean, according to Caroline. There will be no beachcombing at a place without rocks, shells, trash, or cliffside fossils. Nothing left to do but bring out Happy McKiteface.

Caroline Wise at Lincoln Beach in Depoe Bay, Oregon

We were surprised at how easily the kite went aloft even though the wind was a light affair. Maybe it was just a breeze, but up the kite went, as did the smile on my wife’s face.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Lincoln Beach in Depoe Bay, Oregon

There’s a serious joy had by Caroline when she’s flying a kite. I asked her about it, and she equates it to taking a dog for a walk where it tugs and pulls at its lead, which, in a way, animates both the kite and the sky above us. I probably took close to 40 photos of us trying to get one that worked. In portrait mode, I kept slicing off half of my head, and in landscape mode, the Caroline’s kite was out of the frame, or we were too dark, cut off, only heads without shoulders and a ton of sky above us, or some other mishap of lacking photographic skills that denied us a selfie with our pet kite. Remember, we are using a DSLR instead of a phone, so I cannot see the screen. However, while the camera has a screen, I find it too distracting, and end up looking at it instead of the center of the lens.

Caroline Wise at Lincoln Beach in Depoe Bay, Oregon

While there were not as many photos to share today as other days, don’t think for an instant that it was any less spectacular. Not only did we spend every minute near each other, but after we returned to the house, we finally took advantage of the hot tub bubbling away at a toasty 105 degrees (44.5 Celsius). Next time, we’ll plug in the spotlight that points at a disco ball that we only saw after we took our seats in the tub. Seriously perfect.

Solitude on the Oregon Coast

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

Very little has changed from our routines in Phoenix, aside from the scenery and the foods we’re eating. We wake at 5:00 a.m., futz around on the computer as we shake off drowsiness, and check the temperature here in Depoe Bay, which was a chilly 45 degrees this morning (7 Celsius) compared to the heat advisory affecting the Phoenix area, where it was 80 degrees before 6:00 a.m., already (26.5 Celsius). With a push for some momentum, we got in the car for a 7-minute drive north to Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

Other than a couple of campers still in their tents, there was nobody else to be seen out here this morning. Maybe the marine layer was obscuring them, but to our senses, we were alone in the solitude of having the coast to ourselves.

Caroline Wise at Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

This idea that it will be 112 degrees in Phoenix today (44 Celsius), yet we were able to sleep under our comforter here on the coast, and that in the early morning, we need our wool base layer and fleece along with a beanie still feels unreal. With Caroline needing to be “at work” by 8:00, there is no time for fun and games, hence, her hands are in her pockets instead of holding and guiding Happy McKiteface.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

This kind of start to the day arrives with its own issues. I’m compelled to capture these reminders of our time out here, but I should try to keep things to a minimum as if I could, when presented with scenes such as this.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

What you are not seeing in all of this beauty is that the original “road” that you could once drive down to the beach is gone. Eroded and broken off, the asphalt just dead ends into thin air, hanging over nothing and waiting to disappear even further back. All along the cliffside, there are signs of desperate measures to reinforce land that is being dragged into the sea. But while they last, these perches towering over the beach must be amazing; too bad they seem mostly empty as the owners must call somewhere else home, and these are simply getaway locations.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

Without being in the water to capture the real churn and size of the waves, photos have never really done justice to demonstrate the power of what we are gawking at.

Gleneden Beach State Recreation Site in Lincoln Beach, Oregon

Gotta say, gawking at the sea is always tough when such magnificent god rays are present.

Caroline Wise on a small nature trail in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Later in the day, we enjoyed an amazing lunch of elote, which is Mexican-style grilled corn. The grilled ears of corn are easy to understand, the interesting part is they are smeared with a mixture of crema Oaxaqueña, mayonnaise, garlic powder, cotija (cheese), and Tajin (chili, lime, and salt mixture). Following that, we took the small trail next to the house down to a nearby park. Yet again, we must note the incredible scents we encounter when walking through coastal forests.

The tiny harbor of Depoe Bay, Oregon

It turns out that the harbor at Depoe Bay is also the path used by salmon, with the South Depoe Bay Creek and its tributaries being the ancestral homes of these fish. Another interesting note regarding the harbor: Jack Nicholson, in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, commandeered a fishing boat arriving here for a scene from the movie.

Caroline Wise riding a wild whale in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Speaking of a cuckoo’s nest and some of the characters from the film, this one has been back here in the park since 1975, riding the springy whale. That’s why she was never seen in the movie.

WeBe Coffee and a French Press in Depoe Bay, Oregon

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Rocky Creek State Scenic Viewpoint in Depoe Bay, Oregon

The workday is done, and as much as we’d like to head right out, the matter of our evening meal must be dealt with since convenience down the road is not an option. With leftover smoked fish chowder reheating on the stove reheating, I’m over on my computer updating this next paragraph, which will be followed by whatever photo will be shared next in sequence. As for my own productivity, it has taken me more time than I’d like to jump back into my novel, though I didn’t expect it to be all that easy, considering the month interlude. So far, it has been but a small step of two new paragraphs, but it is a continuation, so I should be happy. Hopefully, tomorrow, I’ll be turning to it a lot earlier than today, hence all this effort to work on this post before the end of the day. This trail is at the Rocky Creek State Scenic Viewpoint in Depoe Bay on the way to the Whale Cove Overlook.

Rocky Creek State Scenic Viewpoint in Depoe Bay, Oregon

I must have a subconscious delusional secret fantasy when we leave for our evening activities that somehow everything will be so familiar, seen, and experienced before that I’ll be happy to forsake taking more photos, thus saving me from the need to write even more, but no, that’s not the way it works. It’s like everything is new again and requires photographing everything just in case these photos are the best ever.

Huckleberry blossoms at Rocky Creek State Scenic Viewpoint in Depoe Bay, Oregon

This one and only time, I’m admitting that more than a few times, I’m inspired to take a photo of something Caroline felt inspired to take a photo of. Believe it or not, there are times when her sense of the aesthetic kicks in before mine, and I have to follow her lead. Good thing we have two pairs of eyes working to explore our environment.

Otter Crest Loop in Otter Rock, Oregon

We are traveling south, collecting steps and sights as we go. This stop is on the Otter Crest Loop in Otter Rock.

Otter Crest looking at Cape Foulweather in Otter Rock, Oregon

A stretch of the Otter Crest Loop is a narrow one-way road prone to induce involuntary sphincter-pulsing due to its proximity to some rather steep precarious cliffsides. The white building on the hillside is the Lookout; more about it in a moment.

Escallonia at Cape Foulweather in Otter Rock, Oregon

I likely took about 50 photos of this scene or one very similar, as bumblebees were buzzing around the blossoms, and though I gave it my best effort, not one of those photos turned out very well. The plant is called escallonia or redclaws by its common name.

Cape Foulweather in Otter Rock, Oregon

Originally a coffee shop operated by Wilbur S. and Florence Badley, the Lookout became a gift shop due to popular demand back in the 1920s and 30s. By 1928, the couple had gifted the state the adjoining land; in 2013, the state acquired the gift shop too. This area of the coast is known as Cape Foulweather and was named by Captain James Cook on March 7, 1778. This is the guy who, a year later, was killed while attempting to kidnap the King of Hawaii, Kalaniʻōpuʻu.

Looking south from Otter Crest in Otter Rock, Oregon

About midway down the coast in this photo, jutting into the ocean, is the Devils Punchbowl Arch, and in the distance, you might see a spit of land; that’s where the Yaquina Head Lighthouse stands.

Otter Rock Marine Garden in Otter Rock, Oregon

Look closely, and you might see a small speck of light near the water level in the shadows on the cliff left of center; that is one of the arches that make up the Devils Punchbowl Arch. A collapsed cave is what the Punchbowl is named after, and during low tide, you can walk down this very beach into the formation. However, right now, it’s full of water and extremely dangerous. The trail we’ve taken brought us down to the Otter Rock Marine Garden.

Otter Rock Marine Garden in Otter Rock, Oregon

With the tide high, there wasn’t very far we could walk, so our time was brief out here but well worth the visit.

Japanese honeysuckle at Otter Rock Marine Garden in Otter Rock, Oregon

I must have been oblivious or tired because it was Caroline stepping up into some plants, which triggered me to see what she was looking at. How could I have missed this? How could she inspire me twice in one day to see what I was blind from seeing? Well, here it is, the Japanese honeysuckle flower.

Sunset from Devils Punchbowl Arch in Otter Rock, Oregon

We had two more stops to make before driving back to Depoe Bay: the first was up at Devils Punchbowl, where the sun was already too low to get an adequate photo into the churning chasm below, and the last stop was in the town of Newport to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store. It was almost 9:30 p.m. when we got back, and passed out shortly thereafter.

Depoe Bay, Oregon – We Are Here

Lincoln Beach in Lincoln City, Oregon

Does this look like a vacation to you? It would to me, too, and maybe in some way, it is. In another, it is not. I’ll explain soon. First, we needed to kick off this party as best as we knew how: by taking a pre-sunrise beach walk. A funny thing happened on the way to the ocean today. Actually, it was at our hotel front desk when I asked if we could walk out of the western side of the parking lot and if we’d be able to meander through the neighborhood and find beach access. It was two-fold funny, really, as first we were told that it was kind of far, and that was quickly followed by the admission that the attendant had never gone out that way. Later, when we returned, we shared with her that the beach was only 10 minutes away. This is comical in a tragic way to me, as this has been my experience far too frequently where we encounter people who live in amazing places and are no longer interested in the greatest reason for living in such a place, “Oh yeah, the ocean, I’ve not actually been there in years.”

Caroline Wise on Lincoln Beach in Lincoln City, Oregon

Our time out on the coast this morning is limited, with only about an hour allowed for our walk. We have plans and a schedule that must be adhered to.

Kitchen at home in Depoe Bay, Oregon

This is my second office for the rest of June and into early July. My primary office will share space between a dining room, a nearby coffee shop, a park bench, or somewhere out near the shore.

Caroline Wise set up for work in Depoe Bay, Oregon

This is Caroline’s office for the same time as she is working remotely from here in Depoe Bay, Oregon. Some friends who are traveling to France have afforded us their home up against the forest in an incredibly quiet neighborhood. Our first order of business was to get Caroline set up for work, as the plan had been that after she left work Friday afternoon when Monday rolled around, she’d not skip a beat, and as everyone else was getting started in Phoenix, she’d be online and ready to go. We accomplished just that, and while she was treating this part of the day forward as a regular work day, I got busy unloading the car and getting our things into place so we could have a relatively normal existence, except it would be a 10-minute walk from the Pacific Ocean in a town of only 1,536 people.

Veggies at El Torito Meat Market in Lincoln City, Oregon

I shared in another post that I’d made an extensive meal plan prior to leaving Arizona; this is my first stop for shopping after I finished unpacking and setting up our things at June and Marvin’s house. They are the couple who are lending us their home. I’m back up in Lincoln City at the El Torito Meat Market, as I’d decided that the theme of our culinary adventure in Oregon would be Mexican-influenced, and to that end, I’m going to try and do as much of our shopping here as possible.

Home we are staying at in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Back at the house, a mighty pretty one at that, and while small at only 744 square feet (70 square meters), it is a delight and only wish that Caroline and I could own such a place where it was also possible to earn enough money to afford such a home. At current prices, a similar home would cost about $2,000 a month in a town where the median income is $25,000 a year less than would be required to buy such a tiny home. For comparison, our 863-square-foot apartment (80 square meters) in Phoenix, Arizona, costs us $1,385 per month. Neither location is of a size that would support raising a family; how is this supposed to work, America?

Depoe Bay, Oregon

After putting the groceries away and having a lunch of ceviche with Caroline, it was time for a trip south to Newport for the rest of the groceries I will need for the next few days. I’m learning something about the Oregon coast in the summer that we do not encounter in the late fall around Thanksgiving: heavy traffic. Just as I wrote that, I’m looking at this photo with the ocean ahead and no one else on the road, but I can assure you that Highway 101 is madness.

Depoe Bay, Oregon

Back in Depoe Bay, after unpacking and putting away yet more groceries, I got right to making dinner, a non-Mexican-influenced dish that felt appropriate for our coastal environment: smoked white-fish chowder. The fish was a gift from Walleye Direct, the company that sells us frozen walleye and perch; it’s been in our freezer for a couple of months by now and was ready to be dragged back to the water’s edge and turned into a savory dish. With the fish, heavy cream, white wine, bacon, onion, celery, thyme, and smoked paprika, our early dinner was a perfect home-cooked meal. Time for a lengthy after-dinner walk out around the bay.

Depoe Bay, Oregon

With time to linger, we meandered north along the coast on a route to an overlook we’d never visited before. Regarding our slow pace, Caroline would prefer I refer to it as lollygagging, as this is how she wants to see her time outside of work while here in Oregon.

Depoe Bay, Oregon

To properly dawdle while visiting the Pacific Ocean in Oregon, one should be prepared to take in flowers, birds, crashing waves, and other activities that allow for a judicious amount of time to dilly-dally. When one ambles along, one must mosey, not exactly aimlessly, but not with great intent to achieve anything either. Aside from being entertained by the saunter of the person we are with, we must also make an effort to be lost within. On this account, Caroline and I are winners of the contest to be slothful.

Caroline Wise at sunset in Depoe Bay, Oregon

Hours pass deceptively for senses tuned to the early sunset of November days because, in June, the sun sets after 9:00 p.m., but our frame of reference is that fall sunset time, which happens well before 5:00 p.m. By the time we are back at the house, it’s almost time to go to sleep, it is a work night after all.

Roskilde to Dragør

Copenhagen, Denmark

Taking the subway at Orientkaj nearly feels routine by now, except this morning, we experienced a slight snafu that left a look of shock on Caroline’s face. In Germany, when somebody wants to hold the door for someone else to jump on the train or bus, the door won’t shut if it senses pressure against it closing. Denmark doesn’t play that, and Caroline, who was already on the train, had to pull her hand out of harm’s way before I was able to catch up to her. In a second, she was starting to accelerate to the next station, but not before shooting me a look of astonishment on the verge of horror. I wasn’t worried because I knew that in five minutes, I’d be catching up to her at the next stop, where I was certain she’d be waiting. Sure enough, we reconnected and were soon at Osterport to catch our 45-minute ride out to Roskilde, Denmark.

Roskilde, Denmark

We stormed the coast, plundered, and were generally rude in the mayhem we spread upon our arrival because what else should one do when landing in a historic city that played an important role for the Vikings? The lives lost today due to our raid of the village were simply the cost of us adopting our new roles. Had Copenhagen not been suffering from overpopulation and a dearth of farmland, Caroline and I might have been able to make it there, but instead, we felt we had no other choice than to flee to the countryside and burn the abbey to demonstrate to the locals we meant business.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We should have, at this point, stopped in the cathedral to beg forgiveness (for such fabulous lies), but the doors were locked, so we decided to just hang around nearby, get some boating in, find a decent place for smørrebrød, and then return here to commune with the ancestors, even if they are not our own.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Early tech pioneer and trendsetter King Harald Bluetooth, son of Gorm the Old, founded Roskilde back in the 980s, and I don’t mean as found on some AM radio frequencies either. Seriously, the founding of Roskilde is attributed to Harald Bluetooth, the namesake of the wireless protocol. Construction of the Roskilde Cathedral was initiated by Absalon in the 12th century on top of the church that previously stood there. This is the same Absalon who moved on to build a castle where Christiansborg Palace stands today and who is considered by some the founder of Copenhagen. Unironically, I must admit feeling a sense of tragedy that we failed to utilize a Bluetooth device while in town.

Roskilde, Denmark

The human-based navigation system I’m traveling with is the Caroline Model 55, and it’s telling us that this is the right way to our destination at the harbor, but first, we must navigate this sea of flowers.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

While planning our Scandinavian adventure, one wish of my wife’s was that we would stop in Oslo, Norway, to visit the Viking Ship Museum, where the best preserved Viking boat is kept. The Oseberg Ship was found in a burial mound, and based on the photos, it’s an amazing find. But we’ll not be visiting it on this trip because the museum is under renovation and will remain closed until 2026. Nothing would make up for that, so instead, I looked for something fun that still had to do with Vikings, and that’s when I found the Viking Ship Museum of Roskilde.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

The museum wasn’t open yet when we arrived, but adjacent to its small restaurant, we ran into half a dozen workers, marine conservators to be precise, who were working on cleaning and protecting pieces of ancient ships that had been brought up from the sea and were being prepared to be shipped off to other museums. On the open grounds are a number of workshop areas, such as this one focused on rope making, while others deal with woodworking and other aspects of shipbuilding.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

This is why we are here; we are going out on the high seas for some sailing aboard a replica Viking ship. Now, you might better understand my earlier description of plundering and mayhem upon reaching this coastal town.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

With time to spare and our tour including entry into the museum, we headed over to get an early look at what’s featured inside. On the left side of this photo, you can see the type of boat we’d be boarding in due time.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Wow, even if they are fragments, I’m thoroughly impressed with what we are seeing of original Viking ships. Back in 1962, five ships were salvaged from the mud about 12 miles north of Roskilde; they are now known as the Skuldelev ships based on the area where they were discovered. The ships were scuttled in order to create a hazard for others who might have been considering attacking Roskilde. This particular ship, known as Skuldelev 2, was a 30-meter-long warship built in the Dublin, Ireland, area around the year 1042. Over the course of four years, shipbuilders here in Roskilde built a replica of this ship, naming it the Sea Stallion from Glendalough (in Danish: Havhingsten). They painted it black, red, and orange, and you can see it in the photo following the rope shop above.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Approximately 39 generations ago, some of our ancestors helped in varying capacities to build these ships. Lucky us for being able to see these five old Viking ships today as this museum, too, will close at some point in the future because the ships need to move to a new facility (yet to be built) that doesn’t expose the old timbers to the sunlight which damages them.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

These may be the faces of pillocks, but they are certainly not angry Vikings. It was just a dozen years ago that nobody would have confused us for anything other than serious marauders as we were getting our Viking on like it was nobody’s business; just check this post here to verify the ferocity.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

That is not us out on the fjord but some other Vikings (tourists) because getting photos while on the boat rowing or dealing with the raising and lowering of the sail in tight confines doesn’t make for very good images. The one-hour adventure included safety instructions, getting onboard, learning how to row as a group, and finally getting out on the water and back to port. Before you know it, the $89-a-person journey is already over, leaving us wishing for a longer three-hour trip onto the fjord.

Caroline Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

It’s only our 3rd day in Denmark, and there are so many reasons to come back.

Smørrebrød at Pipers Hus in Roskilde, Denmark

Reason Number 1: more smørrebrød. These fine specimens of open-faced yummy treats were taken at Pipers Hus up the hill between the port and the cathedral. You couldn’t ask for a better setting on a beautiful day which was exactly the day we were having in Roskilde.

Note: upon getting home and being determined to add smørrebrød to our diet, we are finding it nearly impossible to find bay shrimp in the stores. Not even Whole Foods is offering them, though we are having no problem finding raw horseradish root.

Wasp on Caroline's finger in Roskilde, Denmark

While I and others frantically gesticulate, even jumping from our seats to avoid the wasps, Caroline tries calming me by demonstrating that these flying insects are not bloodthirsty ferocious incarnations of Vikings. I think she’s only mastered this level of calm due to her practice of dealing with my antics for over 30 years. She should be thanking me for this ability to manifest zen in the face of such a deadly threat.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is the King’s entry to Roskilde Cathedral that we’ll not be entering through. Not that we ever skip out on visiting cathedrals, churches, chapels, temples, mosques, or synagogues if they are available, but this particular cathedral has been getting the endorsement of everyone who has heard about our plans to come to Roskilde. We’ve been to a good number of incredible places that are dedicated to worship, so we are curious why this one has elicited such enthusiasm.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Upon walking in, nothing really stands out that screams, you’ve arrived at the place.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Near the entry, a custodian has opened an otherwise locked gate and is inside the crypt cleaning coffins. I interrupted him, thinking this might be my best chance to catch an unobstructed view of some ornate coffins; after a second of thought, he welcomed me in. Little did I understand what was still to be found here.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

A few chapels down, King Christian IX and Queen Louise are buried in this tomb, and what we’re about to discover is that nearly every other king and queen from about the last 1000 years are buried here at the cathedral, too. Something else that is interesting about this particular burial site is that the grieving maiden looks very much like the mermaid statue in Copenhagen, and that is no coincidence. They were both created by Edvard Eriksen using his wife and an actress as models for the body and head of each statue.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

From the 11th century until 1443, Roskilde was the capital of Denmark. Maybe it was this distinction that elevated the city to be the place where royalty would be laid to rest. To date, there are between 37 and 40 tombs of Danish monarchs taking up permanent residence inside this old building, with parts that date back nearly 900 years, while the main cathedral was finished only about 460 years ago.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is Denmark’s largest organ, with more than 6000 pipes and 100 stops. Forgive me, but I didn’t know what was meant by stops, and I likely am not alone, so here’s a simple explanation: stops are sets of organ pipes that the organist activates to control timbre and pitch range, enabling the performance of intricate polyphonic music unique to the organ. Known as the Raphaëlis Organ, the original organ from the Middle Ages was rebuilt in 1554 by Herman Raphaëlis, hence the name, and then in 1654, it was renovated, taking into Baroque elements that were popular at the time. The last restoration occurred between 1988 and 1991.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

There are so many details that become increasingly difficult to see here in the cathedral as we look over into the side chapels where the many monarchs of Denmark are entombed. The Renaissance era altarpiece standing tall before the congregation was made in Antwerp around the year 1560 while the altar turns out to be relatively new from the 1850s, with two previous versions being lost to time, possibly. The choir stalls on the left and right of the chancel were carved of oak and still feature intricate details, even though they are now over 500 years old, having been crafted between 1490 and 1500.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Margrethe I is probably best known for bringing together the kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway in the Kalmar Union. As her husband, King Haakon VI, died early in his reign at only 40 years old (she was 33), the queen took on the role of regent as her son Olaf was too young to rule. He, too, died young, leaving Margrethe to continue ruling until 1412, when she died at the age of 59. She was also known as the queen who pushed back on the powerful Hanseatic League.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We are in Christian IV’s Chapel, which houses the sarcophagi and coffins of no less than five dignitaries, including King Christian IV himself, who rests in the casket on the right in the background. Christian IV was the king behind the building of Rosenborg Castle that we visited yesterday.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The sarcophagus of Queen Sophia Amalia, wife of King Frederick III, who’s entombed on her left, is also in the Christian IV Chapel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Frederick IV and his wife, Queen Louise, are interred in these extravagant marble sarcophagi; there’s one directly behind the one in the foreground that appears as a mirror image.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Charlotte Amalie, wife of Christian V. Charlotte, came to Denmark from Kassel, Germany, north of Frankfurt, adding the Danish language to her repertoire of French, German, Italian, and likely a smattering of Latin. It was while reading about her life that I learned about “court dwarfs.” These people of short stature were traded and owned by members of the court and used as gifts to kings and queens. As a kind of sidekick, the dwarf next to a king gave the impression of the king being a giant while the dwarf also offered the appearance of being a “Kobold,” a magic and mythological goblin or hobgoblin. Charlotte’s dwarf went by the name Frøken Elsebe (Miss Elsebe), a quite magical name if you ask me.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Christian V – the first absolute monarch of Denmark. There are so many interesting details on the sarcophagi and coffins that one could gather 100s of images of details while also photographing the entire tomb before also capturing it in its setting; each angle is as interesting as the first. It was Christian V who ordered the clearing of Catholic artifacts from the chancel, creating space for his and his wife’s internment.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Absalon Arch is the bridge between the cathedral and the Roskilde Palace. A very small corner of the arch can be seen in the third photo down on this post. The original crumbling Gothic arch that was here since the time of Absalon was torn down and rebuilt as an exact replica of the 12th-century arch.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the foreground is King Frederick IV on the left and to the right Queen Louise. The farthest sarcophagus, centered just behind the altarpiece, is the resting place of Queen Margrethe I, while her brother Christopher, Duke of Lolland, is in the small tomb at the center. It turns out that his sarcophagus is empty, and the young man is likely buried under the church as his original tomb was destroyed during the Reformation.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Private box of Christian IV that is no longer in use as current monarchs sit in the chancel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

More than 1,000 nobles and citizens are buried under the floor of the church.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Frederick V, the drunken king, somehow still earned an impressive sarcophagus. His father, Christian VI, had considered declaring the man incapable of becoming a king, but in the end, his broken son was allowed to assume the role, though his advisors likely played a greater role.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Christian III (August 12, 1503 – January 1, 1559) was the first Protestant king. As a prince, he met with monk Martin Luther, and in 1536, he implemented the Reformation, turning his country Lutheran.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Chapel of the Magi, also known as the Three Kings Chapel, where Christian III and Frederick II are interred, was likely built between the 1360s and 1370s and was commissioned by Christian I.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the background to the right is King Frederick II (1 July 1534 – 4 April 1588), who was the son of Christian III. The center column is referred to as the King’s Column where more than a few Danish royals have had their heights etched into the column, including Peter the Great. While in the chapel, we failed to see any of the markings, probably because we were overwhelmed with the room and the ornate tombs.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

With that, we concluded our three-day immersion in the history of Denmark and turned our attention to some simple sightseeing that required the exercise of no brain cells, only the exercise of leg muscles, but more on that after our return to Copenhagen.

Caroline Wise in Roskilde, Denmark

In our ongoing series of photos in poor taste where Caroline has ridden the Wild Wiener and Kissed the Cock, I present you Caroline at the Skänk bar.

Roskilde, Denmark

For a city that was once the capital of Denmark, Roskilde is understated and seems to have a rather small population. It turns out that they’ve suffered a number of fires that caused serious damage including one in 1968 that burned over 100 buildings, many of them historical. On our way back to the train station, we stopped along the shopping street for coffee, an ice cream neither of us enjoyed, and a bottle of rhubarb soda.

Main Station in Copenhagen, Denmark

And lickety-split, we were back in Copenhagen for the next leg of our vacation of intense exploration.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

First up, we’ll need a couple of bikes courtesy of Donkey Republic. We are heading south out of town on those incredible bike paths we first enjoyed just a couple of days before.

Tårnby Church in Tårnby, Denmark

Through Tårnby, past their 12th-century church, we were pedaling to Dragør, Denmark, on a 30km (18.5 miles) roundtrip in order to gain another perspective of the country, and what a beautiful day to be able to do this.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We just passed the Copenhagen airport, and we have yet to see a hint of hill or mountain anywhere on the horizon.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We did find some friendly horses and some apples that weren’t fully ripe yet, although that didn’t stop us from taking a couple of bites as one never knows how often one will get to snack on Danish apples on a late afternoon bike ride under blue skies. Further down the trail, we passed the Store Magleby Church from the 12th century, not knowing that there were traces of an Iron Age settlement from 200 AD nearby. Not that we might have been able to see anything, but this is part of the trouble of going off the beaten path and not having knowledge of everything beforehand.

Dragør, Denmark

Obviously, we’ve reached the harbor in Dragør.

Dragør, Denmark

Back in the middle of the 15th century, there was an annual herring market here in town, which brought in up to 30,000 traders and fishermen, but by about 1500, it disappeared. One can only wonder if overfishing contributed to the decline or if there were political reasons that intruded into the trade.

Dragør, Denmark

Even as the sun starts to dip low in the sky, we are not finished with our exploration of the harbor area, which will be about four hours too little for our liking. Add yet another reason to return to Denmark.

Dragør, Denmark

The opposite side of the harbor is as enchanting as the other.

Caroline Wise in Dragør, Denmark

Caroline’s enthusiasm for things, places, stuff, and even me is such an endearing large part of who she is, but here at the water’s edge, it is the Øresund Bridge in the background that holds her imagination right now, that and the shells she was looking at.

Copenhagen, Denmark

It’s getting late as we approach town to the spectacular glow of sunset.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Riding over the Dyssebroen wooden pedestrian and cycling bridge, we had to stop for this look at the Amager Bakke (hill), also known as Amager Slope or Copenhill. According to Wikipedia, the artificial hill stands 85 m (279 ft) tall with a sloped roof that doubles as a year-round artificial ski slope, hiking slope, and climbing wall. The climbing wall is the world’s tallest climbing wall at 80 meters.

At this point on our ride, we are passing through the notorious Freetown Christiania, which at one time was not recommended to visit without a local as your escort.

Copenhagen, Denmark

We are riding over the Inderhavnsbroen pedestrian and bicycle bridge near Nyhavn and are growing sad that our time in Copenhagen is quickly approaching its end. True, another adventure in a country neither of us has ever visited begins tomorrow, but our time in Denmark has been nothing less than perfect, as easily evidenced by these photos.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Seeing we were already in Nyhavn and a bit reluctant, having dinner in the single most touristy spot in the city felt like a mistake, and we expected that we’d likely overpay for a meal that would leave us flat. Restaurant Galionen at Nyhavn 23 was the place we chose because they had tartars on the menu. The complimentary fries with chile mayo helped improve our reluctance, and the rhubarb trifle went far in making our last dinner in Copenhagen a worthy one.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

The look of satisfied tired as we board the M4 to Orientkaj one more time. Tomorrow, we land in Sweden.