Oslo All Day

Oslo, Norway

So far, during our stay in Scandinavia, breakfast has been included in the cost of our room, but not today. For the two of us, we were looking at about $55 for the hotel buffet, and while we were assured that everything on it was organic, it was a bitter pill. We headed towards our bus stop, figuring we’d find a bakery, and were proven right. Occupying a couple of stools in the front window, we sat down to share a pretzel croissant, a cream-filled pastry, and a slice of pizza, along with a couple of coffees for only $13 or 140 Norwegian Kroner. Our view offered us the opportunity to watch Oslo going to work and school on foot, scooter, and bicycle. There are a lot of electric cars and e-bikes on these streets, too. Lots of women are wearing dresses, far more than I ever see in the States, while men conform to the international business attire code of blue slacks, light shirts, and tan shoes, and maybe half of everyone carries a backpack. In the 30 minutes we spent grazing and people-watching, a licensed beggar sitting right in front of us with her back to the window did not see a single coin dropped in her cup. I point out that she’s licensed as beggars have to wear lanyards with their badge of authorization, a first for us.

Oslo, Norway

We were just across the street from our bus stop and are still getting used to the fact that pedestrians have the right of way and just keep moving when entering a striped crosswalk; cars will yield. If the intersection is controlled by walk/don’t walk signs, the public waits, although even those signs feel like mere suggestions. Once on the bus, signs asking for civility are strewn about, such as this one asking people to keep their feet off of the seats. Also, notice that USB connections are offered and that nothing is written or carved into the panels. Hey, America, are we animals?

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

We’ve arrived out on the Bygdøy Peninsula and are early, which is perfectly økey døkey with us as we have some time to take in a different view of the Oslofjord on a perfect day. Who wouldn’t want to do exactly that?

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen are memorialized here at the Fram Museum for their courage in being the first five men to reach the South Pole.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

There are five museums out here in Bygdøy, but one of the must-sees is currently closed until approximately 2026, which is unfortunate as they have the best-preserved and largest known Viking ship excavated from a burial site, the Oseberg Ship.

Caroline Wise standing in Oslofjord on Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It was bound to happen at least once on this trip to the watery lands of the north, and with time to spare this morning, it seemed like a great time to kick off the shoes and step into Oslofjord. I have to wonder if anyone else’s feet in the history of humanity have bathed in so many diverse locations from around our earth as Caroline, who has stepped into the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, the North, Baltic, and Mediterranean seas, the Gulf of Mexico, and countless lakes and rivers including the majority of America’s biggest rivers.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

I found a mention of this being the Bygdøynes Light or maybe Lantern, with no other supporting information than a guess that it’s managed by the Norwegian Maritime Museum. Just after taking this photo, we dipped into that museum and snapped off a couple of images but were more excited to get into the Fram Museum next door.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

More wow on this trip, this time in the form of the wooden ship that delivered a crew to the Antarctic, allowing Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen to be the first five people to ever visit the South Pole. If you don’t know the story, here’s a quick synopsis: Roald Amundsen and his crew set sail in the summer of 1910 on the polar ship Fram for the Arctic, but when they reached Madeira, Portugal, the captain told his crew that they were, in fact, going to the Antarctic. They landed in January 1911 and, by mid-December of the same year, had reached the South Pole. A month before Robert F. Scott arrived, too late.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The ship is packed with original gear and artifacts from the time of the expedition, except for this creepy guy, who I believe is a prop and not a mummified original crew member.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Not only were we able to visit the deck, quarters, and galley, but also climbed nearly to the bottom of the hull. We peered into the engine room and were able to check out the storage areas with furs and other equipment that helped sustain the Norwegian explorers.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

With a windmill up on deck to generate electricity, the Fram was equipped with electric lights, which must have been a luxury.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

In 1935, it took more than two months to pull the ship onto dry land and its final resting place where the structure housing it was built. It was only in 2018 that further restoration work opened the crew quarters and other areas below deck to the visiting public. Right there in the center of the photo is the windmill that supplied the crew with electricity.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The lighting of Fram left a lot to be desired, and while I’m sure my phone would have better captured the available light, the quality of those images is just too poor. A tripod would have helped, but rarely, if ever, are those things allowed into and onto historic exhibits, so my images are a bit on the dark side. As intrigued as we were seeing the Vasa over in Stockholm, this ship, too required us to capture what we could to memorialize the day we stood on her decks and were able to explore such a historic part of the age of polar exploration.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It’s crazy to think that just about 110 years ago, the first people explored the South Pole via a wooden boat without a two-way radio, and today, we deploy solar-array powered space telescopes orbiting the sun a million miles from Earth. The engine on the Fram had about 700 horsepower, while the Ariane 5 rocket that launched the James Webb Space Telescope had the equivalent of more than 3 million horsepower.  While Amundson’s crew was capturing black & white images in the equivalent of 8 to 10 megapixels compared to today, the James Webb telescope is sending us images that, after processing, can be as large as 123 megapixels. The tragedy that is apparent when I consider the progress we’ve made collectively is that the ship of humanity is listing while our tools have eclipsed the ability of our individual minds to rise to the occasion and propel our species into the future.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Fram, Norwegian for forward. It should be the motto of humanity instead of Frykt, Norwegian for fear. If you ask me, fear should be pronounced “Fukt.”

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the third museum we visited this morning; it plays host to the efforts of Thor Heyerdahl. The Kon-Tiki raft, made of balsa wood and other native materials, proved Heyerdahl’s theory that early explorers could have traversed the Pacific Ocean on such a raft just as he and five others did back in 1947. Regarding the specifics of his other controversial claims, I don’t rightly care as I was more fascinated by the details of their precarious journey that carried them on a 101-day, 4,300-nautical-mile (5,000-mile or 8,000 km) adventure over the vast ocean.

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the other craft in the Kon-Tiki Museum, the Ra II papyrus boat, which carried Heyerdahl and six others across the Atlantic Ocean.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Done with yet another museum and onto the next, the Norwegian Folk Museum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Similar to the Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden we visited less than a week ago, the folk museum looks at elements scattered across the history of Norway. Drawing from buildings and artifacts that could be moved out here to Bygdøy, these things were collected, rebuilt, and put on display in order to preserve parts of Norwegian history that would otherwise disappear.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

There are 160 buildings representing Norway from the past 500 years on display here, with many of them open for a visit. The ones that are locked up are likely open for visitation during the main tourist season. This also then has us asking if there are more people on hand in period clothes to help the buildings come to life…

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

…such as this old grocery store from Oslo announcing milk and delicatessen goods sold by this young lady at the counter.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

This was as far as we could go in the pharmacy, as it was like many of the exhibits, protected by a plexiglass barrier.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

A guided tour would have been great here as, aside from impressions, there’s not a lot to be learned, with signage being at a minimum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Being present in these environments, even without a narrative, works for Caroline and me as once we’re home, we have the ability to discover more about the history of the people, art, architecture, culture, and politics with the experience of having been immersed in places where we gained some small amount of the sense of things and are now ready to contextualize what we are learning.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The buildings here at the Norwegian Folk Museum are not recreations; they are authentic, and so I understand why they can’t really be put to work, but all the same, I can easily imagine a space where we could sit down for a meal set to some point a few hundred years ago. This is something that Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia does exceptionally well.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I would be remiss if I forgot to share that Caroline had recommended that we pick up a couple of Oslo City Passes that paid for our transportation and museum entries for 24 hours; it turned out to be a great deal. If someone is visiting Oslo for a few days, the 72-hour city pass is an incredible bargain at only $80 for 35 museums, busses, trains, and even the public ferry.

This old farmhouse was once the home of the Lende family from Jæren, Sweden.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Sadly, the City Pass didn’t convince the driver of the horsecart to let us get on board.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Wow, an original stave church from the 1200s. This one was moved to Bygdøy from Gol, a couple of hundred kilometers north of Oslo, back in 1884.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Somewhere in here is a stave with a rune that reads, “Kiss me because I struggle.”

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

These churches were Christian, though some of the imagery and forms evoke something pagan for me. As for the term stave church, the name is derived from the fact that the support structures are vertical posts and planks, known as staves. Considering that these medieval buildings were made exclusively of wood, we are lucky that even one of them survived the intervening 800 to 900 years.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I suppose this could negate my previous statement about being built exclusively of wood, but I hope you get what I meant, as it was not implied there were no iron flourishes here and there.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary people, I now return you to that part of the story where the fiber arts are center stage again. These four straps are examples of backstrap weaving.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

When one begins to understand the efforts made by our ancestors to create culturally unique clothing for pageantry, marriage, special occasions, or just to look one’s best, these clothes begin to take on extra significance, especially in contrast to the mass-market clothing that from certain perspectives reveal that it is only the rare individual who actually wears anything unique in our modern age.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve often heard the argument that without a job, people would have no purpose; I’ve even heard this from women who deride the idea of being “just” a housewife or mother. First of all, mothering is the single most important thing half of humanity is capable of doing at some point in their lives. If Caroline had more free time, we’d have a coverlet handwoven by her, but to weave the length required and then sew them together is a Herculean effort, and that’s even before considering creating embellishments such as borders or fringes. The same applies to our clothes, hats, straps, pouches, bags, and other things that would benefit from flourishes of handcrafted beauty. Having free time, extraordinary amounts at times, allows us to discover and create greater meaning regarding many facets of our lives that we’d never discover otherwise, such as this incredible opportunity I indulge in by writing about the experiences shared by Caroline and me.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The Stradivarius violin has a reputation for being a work of art, but what of things like this well-worn loom with perfect lines and a hidden history of the cloth that was made thread by thread and possibly worn by someone of significance that impacted all of our lives?

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Who among us would have the skills to make a hand-carved wooden wine jug that wouldn’t leak? I’m guessing this vessel had something to do with drink and merriment as the two guys at the table have glasses in their hands while one is empty, awaiting the jug of drink. My first thought was how something like this was sealed from dripping away its contents, and good ‘ol artificial intelligence guru Claude offered me multiple ideas of how to accomplish such a thing, but I’m opting for a combo. Claude shared info about using precision-carved wood staves. The vessel sure does seem to feature those that would be bound by willow or metal bands, and while I don’t know if they are willow, they are certainly bounding bands that wrap the pitcher. I also learned about various substances that could be used to line the interior, and in my mind, I’ve settled on wax as being the most neutral for serving alcohol.

After our Norwegian Folk Museum experience, we were ready for more Norwegian nourishment and ate in the museum’s cafeteria before heading back to the city center.

Caroline Wise at Fru Kvist Yarn in Oslo, Norway

The availability of yarn in a city must be a measure of civility. For the second time in two days, here’s Caroline with yet more of the fluffy stuff, this time from Fru Kvist Yarn. By this fact alone, Oslo has become more and more sophisticated from our viewpoint, but then take into account that the skeins Caroline is holding are yak wool from Mongolia and undyed Norwegian yarn, and I think my wife is ready to call Oslo home.

Opera House in Oslo, Norway

It’s seven weeks since we stood here at the foot of Oslofjord and about five and a half weeks since we came home that I’m writing this post, and I’m yet to miss a day of doing such. As a matter of fact, writing actually intensified after our return because there was no sightseeing from within a Phoenix coffee shop while I tried to tease a cohesive narrative out of my notebooks and photos to create a lasting story that would remind Caroline and me of the many beautiful things and places we enjoyed during our time in Europe and specifically Scandinavia. I work relentlessly on this process since I’m afraid if I take a day off, I’ll lose momentum or forget to finish the trip (it’s happened before). And so, I turn to the coffee shop literally every morning without fail in order to channel my attention to hopefully discovering some tiny amount of finesse in describing experiences that have more or less been had by many millions by this time. Consider, though, that maintaining a bead on all things vacation leads to some serious tunnel vision and that there are times I wish to be someplace, any place else but here at the keyboard, exploring my mind for the possibility that I can discover an insight meaningful not just to us but others who might stumble on these posts.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

The title of these posts from Oslo, Norway, would better be served with “Wrong Impressions of Oslo Cured By Destroying Misperceptions.” I can readily admit that I wasn’t exactly drawn into making a pilgrimage to a museum that could only be focused on the single piece of art that Edvard Munch is internationally known for. Everyone wants to see The Scream, and I honestly believed it was the only thing of his that was known. Of course, I was wrong, just as I’ve been about almost everything here in Oslo.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Some forty or so years ago, when I first learned of this piece titled The Scream, I was enchanted by its sense of the apocalyptic, but in the intervening years, I grew bored of it as overblown media saturation, and its place in the meme foodchain removed its gravity. Seeing it in person is okay and satisfies the collection of cultural treasures experienced firsthand, but it’s smaller than I thought. Then we learn that each of the three versions on display is on a cycle that helps protect them from exposure to light, so if we want to see the most famous of them, it’ll be about an hour before it cycles back. We were fully prepared to have only seen this black-and-white version because what else did Munch do? To those of you who might not know, Munch is pronounced: “Moonk.”

Strindberg Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

NO WAY!!! I’ve known this portrait of August Strindberg since I bought my Penguin Classics copy of Inferno/From an Occult Diary, but I didn’t realize that it was painted by Edvard Munch.

Munch Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve also been aware of this portrait of the artist himself, but never once have I really considered the provenance. Not far from these portraits hangs a colorful portrait of German philosopher Friederich Nietzsche, which bears some slight resemblance to The Scream, except Nietzsche is on the other side of the bridge, and he’s not in the pose of a scream. I think that it’s a subtle nod that Nietzsche’s screams are from within and that he’s on the side of reality where losing one’s mind can still be salvaged.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

In yesterday’s post, while writing about the Oslo Cathedral, I was pondering who influenced whom, while Caroline pointed out that the ceiling of the church was painted by Hugo Lous Mohr. Well, it was this painting here by Munch that raised the question.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I honestly didn’t think we’d be around to see this version of The Scream, but here we are and have now seen all three.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

On one of the floors of this large museum is an area where there are a number of carvings (based on a number of Munch pieces) embedded in a table. An ample supply of paper and wax pigments allows aspiring artists and others wanting to have fun to grab a seat and start rubbing images into the paper as a souvenir of their time at the Munch Museum. This was Caroline’s attempt at the art of frottage.

John Wise at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Self-portrait with seldom-seen hair out of ponytail.

The Mother at Inger Munch’s Pier in Oslo, Norway

This huge sculpture is called The Mother and was created by U.K. artist Tracey Emin, who was inspired by Munch to become an artist. This is a relatively new addition to Oslo prompted by local Norwegians who petitioned the city to build the location with access to swimming in the fjord during the earliest days of the COVID-19 epidemic. The reclaimed land was christened Inger Munch’s Pier after the youngest sister of Edvard Munch. I almost forgot to point out that even the Munch Museum is new and only opened in October 2021.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

The idea of creating a giant public plaza sloping up from sea level to a viewpoint allowing visitors to look over the city, was a brilliant one. Caroline and I are on our way up.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

By making the architecture of the opera accessible to Osloers and tourists alike, the building becomes incredibly familiar and personal, removing some of the sense of exclusivity that often is a part of the opera which is typically only visited by paying guests on performance days.

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

Now, the opera is available to everyone who wishes to create a kind of mini-performance piece where they are the actors with the city creating the soundtrack.

The white aluminum-clad exterior of the stage tower is meant to evoke old weaving patterns, which is likely part of the reason Caroline was compelled to reach out and touch it.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

Time to put a mark on future travel plans to return to Oslo and gather a few other views from this remarkable building, but will we ever be so fortunate again to be treated to two consecutive beautiful days of perfect weather?

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

I could have hung out here from sunrise to sunset just to study the light and the flow of people as they become part of a story developing on the shore of Oslofjord. I now have so many questions about the construction of this plaza and a curiosity about what other buildings the architects might have contributed to.

Edvard Munch grave at Vår Frelsers Gravlund in Oslo, Norway

Vår Frelsers Gravlund (Cemetery of Our Saviour) is where you’ll find the gravesite of the man who will Scream no more, Edvard Munch. In another corner of the cemetery, you may visit the grave of Henrik Ibsen who’s not penned a play in more than 117 years.

Gamle Aker District in Oslo, Norway

From the cemetery, our path took us through the Gamle Aker District.

Oslo, Norway

For a brief moment, we thought we were entering a sketchy area where someone loves sluts, but just as quickly, we were back in the safe arms of a city with but a few smudges, as far as we could tell.

Oslo Street Food in the Torggata Bad building in Oslo, Norway

Not wanting to take anything for granted, how it worked out that we passed a dozen other places to eat before settling on the Oslo Street Food was a stroke of good luck that feels inexplicable that everything else didn’t strike a chord. This former home to Oslo’s largest indoor pool, called Torggata Bad, now hosts a multicultural selection of foods uncommon to the Norwegian palate. While the food court stops serving at 10:00 p.m. on weeknights, this place becomes a nightclub on weekends, open until 3:00, with the former pool area serving as the dance floor. It was on that pool floor where Caroline and I shared a tonkatsu don from Gohan and empanadas from De Mi Tierra.

After a short walk following dinner, we opted for a tram ride to the hotel as the extra mile felt impossible. The sauna had the same difficulty enticing us to step in as tired was overtaking us. Tomorrow, we will embark on another six-hour train ride, considered one of the most scenic on earth.

Norway, Here We Come

Stockholm Central Station, Sweden

We woke up within minutes before the alarm would have provided a waking nudge, still within the four o’clock hour. A little more than a half-hour later we arrived at the train station, pulling the suitcase of audible annoyance, and said goodbye to Stockholm. We picked up a little something or other for breakfast, figuring we’d be able to get more food in the cafe on the train should we get seriously hungry before our arrival in Oslo, Norway, at noon.

Breakfast on the train from Stockholm, Sweden

Oops, did I ever know that our 1st class ticket included breakfast? With no recollection of this luxury as part of our purchase so many weeks ago, we were pleasantly surprised when the steward came around handing out boxes that included a roll with ham and cheese, yogurt with a small packet of granola, apple juice, a slice of bread with butter, and milk for your coffee or tea.

About an hour east of Stockholm, Sweden

Riding the train at 200 km/h (125 mph) is a good metaphor for life as the world streams by and nothing can be grabbed. Fleeting moments might be captured if one is inclined to look outward but we’ll first have to look up from our routines or boredom to discover there are a great many wonderful impressions worth savoring. Meanwhile, many will remain on track following the dictates of habit, afraid to derail as the unknown arrives with fears and uncertainty.

Lake in Sweden next to the train route to Oslo, Norway

Look at those aboard the train with us; some sleep through the journey, while others apparently require social media to tolerate their time with themselves lest it lead to boredom, and a few appear to be working. Then there’s me looking into the treeline to catch sight of a wolf looking out at us. Passing fields, I hunt for hawks that have already accomplished the same and are feasting on their prey. Passing by a lake, I wonder if the fisherman has caught his.

We see a sign pointing to Sundsjön and think about what that place might be like, but it turns out the sign was for Västra Sundsjön, which is a lake. Fall is starting to show its colors, with yellow and gold leaves replacing the green ones that have been present all summer. The change of seasons has me considering sitting in the same place a few months from now when the landscape is blanketed with snow, but then I’m reminded how the warm bodies of us passengers are producing the kind of humidity that obscures the view with wet, foggy windows.

Passing over the Klarälven River in Karlstad, Sweden

I’ve searched far and wide for a glimpse of a moose, but other than on souvenirs, I’ve not seen a hint of them. Are we too far south? Traveling by train, I find my view quite limited if I try to look ahead and feel about the same if I try to see where we’ve come from. The point is that even when we are concerned with taking in what’s around us, our perspective will always be momentary and fractional of what the totality is. Leaving the vehicle while it’s speeding forward is not recommended, but as it does stop, will we be prepared to find spontaneity on occasion to venture into a place at once unfamiliar and uncertain to bring us into something profound?

In Karlstad, Sweden, we shift dimensions and modes of transport as the rest of our journey to Oslo, Norway, will be by bus, which will also slow significantly compared to the high-speed rail that got us this far. From peaceful quiet on the train, we transfer to the rambunctious chaos of the real world on a bus. I continue my search for wolves and moose while better than half of our fellow passengers have been lulled to sleep, judging by the awkward positions of their heads and the relative quiet that has settled in. If it weren’t for the 12 hours that would have been required to cover the 220 kilometers from Karlstad to Oslo, we would have been on bikes and able to stop here on the shore of the Klarälven River.

Border crossing between Sweden and Norway

We’ve reached the Norwegian border, next stop: Oslo.

Subway in Oslo, Norway

When we got into town, we wasted no time and headed straight to the subway train that would get us close to our abode for the next two nights: Guldsmeden Hotel Oslo.

Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

At check-in, we were given a pleasant surprise that our room had been upgraded to the bridal suite that not only had a big brass deep bathtub in front of our bed (that we’d not have time to use) but also came with a private sauna that we would acquaint ourselves with later this evening. However, with all of that blue sky smiling down on us outside, there was no time to luxuriate in our fantastic room, so we peeled ourselves away and got busy.

Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

The plan, which is similar to other plans when arriving in a new city, was to get to the yarn store and get the fiber collection duties out of the way, but a funny thing happened on the way. We were walking up Parkveien, the same street we were staying on, when we saw a big park that also featured a large royal palace we could detour around, and seeing we were early, we’d not miss our real destination by taking a moment for sightseeing beyond the street we were traveling on.

Guard at the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Hey Norway, while your royal guards carry weaponry that appears ready for deadly riots or combat compared to your Swedish cohorts and their simple rifles, you could learn a thing or two from the Swedes regarding uniforms, especially the headgear. Nothing says badass quite like a helmet with a chrome buttplug on it that inspires thoughts of the film Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Palace Park next to the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Now finished with denigrating the Norwegian Royal Guard, we took a left through the park to see if we were now ready to avoid distraction.

Oslo, Norway

Whenever entering a new city, especially the capital of another country, we are keenly alert to what unique characteristics might define the architecture, lending a sense of what this nationality brings to this place.

Caroline Wise at Tjorven Yarn in Oslo, Norway

Witness this historic moment for yourself as Caroline, for the first time in her life is purchasing yarn in Norway. Should you think there must be a limit to this yarn acquisition madness, you’d be mistaken, as I’m fairly certain we have no less than 1,000 skeins of this stuff at home. I can already hear the whine from my drama queen wife, “But we didn’t have any from Tjorven yarn in Oslo, so this Drops brand is like me taking a part of Norway home with us…and shut up anyway, you know this sock yarn is all about you!”

Freia Chocolate in Oslo, Norway

Little did we know on this day how important the Freia company would become to us once we reached Myrdal, Norway, but that story will have to wait a few days.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

I wonder how many visitors to this blog tire of our formulaic approach to visiting a city, from yarn store direct to a church, and today is no different as we are about to pay a visit to the Oslo Cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is the 900-year-old Devil of Oslo, and while the Oslo Cathedral was only completed 326 years ago, in 1697, the carving of a man being attacked by a dragon and a lion was recovered from St. Hallvard’s Cathedral, Oslo’s original cathedral, from the 12th century. After a fire in 1624, St. Hallvard was abandoned and left to decay. While the ruin remains not too far away from here, this relic is now part of the wall of the “new” cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

The Right Reverend Kari Veiteberg appears to be the first woman to ever hold the bishop title here in Oslo. Like so many other churches in the 16th century, this church broke away from Roman Catholicism to become an Evangelical Lutheran denomination, but it would take almost 500 years before a woman would take the helm.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is one of the more peculiar paintings I’ve seen on the ceiling of a cathedral, and have to wonder if it’s not a bullseye maliciously painted on by the departing Catholics as a target where God should aim his vengeance for the Norwegians joining the Reformation or maybe it’s a new age relic from the 1970s.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

Who inspired whom? Are these ceiling paintings older than Edvard Munch, or did he take inspiration while at the cathedral? [Not sure who inspired whom, but the cathedral paintings are by Hugo Lous Mohr – Caroline]

The Storting is the Norwegian Parliament in Oslo, Norway

This building is known as the Storting, which in English is the Norwegian Parliament. After learning just enough about Scandinavian history, it becomes apparent that “Storting” translates to big assembly as “Stor” is big and “Ting” is council or assembly meeting, which makes Storting an appropriate name for parliament.

Manhole cover in Oslo, Norway

Here we are once again encountering Saint Hallvard who turns out to be the main feature of Oslo’s coat of arms and features prominently on manhole covers across Oslo. Before becoming the patron saint of Oslo, Hallvard Vebjørnsson was just a 23-year-old man trying to defend an innocent young lady who’d been accused of theft when he was killed for his noble actions.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

Almost as an homage, we had to visit the National Theater because not only did Henrik Ibsen collaborate in the founding of it, but there’s also a great statue of him here; you’ll have to see that for yourself. I first learned of Ibsen from another author who mentioned some aspects of his writings in connection to the work of Friedrich Nietzsche, which introduced me to Ibsen’s work titled Peer Gynt, though it is but a distant memory these days.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

The theater was closed, and this was as far as we were allowed in.

Part of the University of Oslo, Norway

P. A. Munch, as a statue, stands in front of the University of Oslo Faculty of Law. While he shared the same last name with his famous nephew, the artist Edvard Munch, P.A. was famous in his own right for what he brought to Norwegian national identity through his historical texts on medieval Norway. [In case anyone else is wondering – P.A. stands for Peter Andreas, but for some reason, he’s usually referred to by his initials. – Caroline]

Oslo, Norway

As far as I know, there’s nothing famous or very historic going on in this photo; it’s just a snap of a scene that was appealing to my eye. Maybe this is a good time to share some trivia about this city. The original name upon its founding in 1040 was Ánslo, but after a fire in 1624, the Norges at that time changed the name to Kristiania in honor of the king at the time of rebuilding. [Christian IV of Denmark, the same monarch who lived in Rosenborg Palace in Copenhagen – Caroline] Then, in 1925, the city was renamed again, this time to Oslo.

Philharmonic Concert Hall in Oslo, Norway

If there was any disappointment to any part of this Scandinavian adventure (and I assure you there has been none), it would be in some small part connected to venues such as this building known as the Oslo Konserthus (Concert Hall) where I couldn’t find a musical performance for us to take in. Of course, that might be a good thing as giving three to four hours over to sitting still when we could be on the go takes away other things.

Oslo, Norway

This is Akershus Castle. Although we would walk below it later, we would never make it into the old fortification as it’ll turn out that a mere day and a half in Oslo was a total underestimation of how long we should visit this city.

John Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

You all realize, don’t you, that this is symbolically a photo of Caroline and me? It is a Frankfurter there at about the same height Caroline von Frankfurt would be if she weren’t taking this photo of what, in reality, is John and a big spicey wiener. But metaphors and innuendos are more fun than just sharing that we were hungry and split this hot dog. I nearly forgot to add that somewhere else along the way over here, we stopped at a bakery and shared a skolebrød which is a sweet yeast roll with custard dusted in coconut. Caroline’s comment was she’s sticking to the cardamom rolls.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This area is known as Aker Brygge, and it is C’est Chic with apartments that I’m guessing cost in the millions, and I don’t mean just as in Kroners. From the looks of things, it would appear that the city is giving itself more land by reclaiming space over the fjord, but this is just my uninformed opinion. While it would possibly great to spend the summer here, I’m skeptical about the short winter days when the sun rises at 9:18 and sets at 3:12, offering up less than six hours of sunlight, which I just can’t imagine.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I’ve come to learn that we were incredibly fortunate during our visit to have two consecutive days of sunshine as Oslo only gets about 1,740 hours of sun per year compared to Phoenix, Arizona, where we get almost 3,900 hours of local starlight. Some other things to consider: the longest days in Oslo are longer than 22 hours, while in Phoenix, our longest days are only about 15 hours long. And then there’s the rainfall: it rains on average 172 days, which is better than Bergen, Norway which is where we’ll be this coming Saturday. Bergen sees 239 days of rain per year.

Inner fjord in Oslo, Norway

But today is a perfect day, as witnessed by the countless people lying in the grass or hanging out on the water.

John Wise and Caroline Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This perfect late summer day even invited us to pull up a bench in the shadow of the Astrup Fearnley Museum to relax and watch birds pass overhead between us and the deep blue sky as we grew older and collected more wisdom. Sure, it’s a cliche but in those smiles, can you see that this pair of birds are perfectly paired? Because we can.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

We could have laid there for hours in cozy comfort, but the voice of reason called Caroline insisted we peel away, and she was right because, after tomorrow night, we’ll no longer have the opportunity for a stroll along the Oslofjord.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I know that the last photo was not of the fjord, but I’m an equal opportunity lover of my best friend/wife/travel bestie to birds, architecture, churches, nice weather, great food, sailing ships, everything in nature, the hue of sky and sea, I’m ready to capture it all when it comes to reminding myself and Caroline of the smiles that adorned our faces.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

It was exactly the way this photo looks regarding the absolute quality of perfection that was going on during these hours of incredible.

City Hall Square in Oslo, Norway

Hey, all you youngsters, back in my day, fur-pie was still a thing, and shaving one’s body hair hadn’t yet become de rigueur. I have to laugh a bit when I consider that if this statue were being sculpted today, not only would the woman’s muff be smooth as brass, but she’d have some tats along with nipple and septum piercings.

Fishing at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

There have been a number of fishermen along the harbor but this one here seems to have caught all the mackerel that might be had in these fjord waters today.

Vippa Restaurant at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

Strolling was the proper word to describe our walk along the fjord, slow and lingering until we could go no further.

Dinner at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

And then, we stumbled into Fenaknoken gourmet grocery store and restaurant, of sorts. We were greeted by one of the gentlemen who was sitting outside with friends, having a bite to eat. That man was Eirik Bræk, the proprietor and amazing chef at this difficult-to-pronounce shop. Initially, he offered us a bunch of the raw fish in the front display, and we explained that this wouldn’t work as we had no means to cook in our hotel room, but if he could offer to prepare something for us, we’d be happy to engage his services. Not knowing any better, we ordered a couple of crab claws, some huge shrimp-like creatures (apparently Norway lobsters), and a few oysters for Caroline and pointed to fish filets in the display. In other words, we ordered too much, and yet…

…the photo of this plate of fish was our second order; it became my dessert. This fish and nothing else is what we should have stuffed ourselves with as it is an uncommon deeper water fish called roughhead grenadier or onion-eyed grenadier. Eirik told us this was an unpopular fish due to its monstrous appearance. No matter what this fish looked like alive, it was one of the best-tasting fish I’ve ever enjoyed. Our gracious host insisted that the magic ingredient was the butter from his hometown of Kviteseid in the Telemark region about 100 miles southwest of Oslo.

Pinnekjøtt drying at Fenaknoken Market and Restaurant in Oslo, Norway

But we need to back up to the tour of Fenaknoken Eirik gave us. Immediately, I recognized what was hanging in the rafters as I’d read about this Christmas treat while working on our itinerary. Those slabs of meat hanging in the rafters drying are mostly lamb ribs known as Pinnekjøtt. No amount of begging was going to work in our favor to try this dish, but we were invited back during the Christmas holiday to try his immensely popular preparation of the traditional meal of Pinnekjøtt.

Gudbrand Bræk and Eirik Bræk of Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

Meet Gudbrand Bræk on the left, father to Eirik Bræk on the right. These are the kind of hosts one hopes to meet once in their life; for Caroline and me, this is the second time we’ve been so fortunate. I have to acknowledge Giovanni Scorzo of Andreoli Italian Grocer in Scottsdale, Arizona, as the other person who made an indelible impact on our culinary life, as that man will likely be cooking for God in the afterlife. Today, though, we are the guests of Gudbrand and Eirik, and our smiles couldn’t have been any bigger, bigger even than our appetites.

Food, philosophy, humor, history, health, traditions, and even talk of the future are part of the conversation. These guys are passionate about the experience of meeting with friends and customers who are welcomed with the sincerity of those bringing in family. Over the course of our two-hour visit with the Bræk family, Eirik brought me to the back of the restaurant, where he shared a door off its hinges that is awaiting a place in some future setup that a number of noted people have signed over the years, including the signature of former CTO of Microsoft Nathan Myhrvold who is also the author of Modernist Cuisine and a fan of Eirik’s cooking. Before leaving, Gudbrand brought us over to another corner of the restaurant where he pointed to a photo of himself back when he was in the Norwegian Counterintelligence Office, handcuffed to Norway’s most famous spy named Arne Treholt, that he helped bring in.

Caroline Wise at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

After eating far too much, it was time for the proverbial thin mint that arrived in the form of Brunost on crispbreads. If we understood Eirik correctly, this is his homemade version of the popular Norwegian treat that is made with cow’s cream and/or milk and a bit of goat’s milk. The mixture is slowly simmered for a good long time to remove the water, leaving a delicious caramel-like cheese that we are experiencing for the first time courtesy of our hosts.

Fishing in Oslo, Norway

Less than half a day in Oslo and the city has changed my mind about the poor expectations of it prior to leaving the States. I admit that we were making a stop here reluctantly and mainly for a couple of reasons. First, there was nowhere prior to this point in our Scandinavian excursion to do laundry. I couldn’t find any laundromats in Sweden or Norway except one in Oslo called Cafe Laundromat, which combines laundry machines and dryers with food service. I had made reservations for us at 8:00 pm this evening, but we canceled that reservation earlier today after deciding that we didn’t care about the cleanliness of our clothes and that we’d rather not throw a few hours at such a menial task. The second reason for a stop in Oslo was that the ride from Stockholm to Flåm, Norway, directly was just too long at 12 hours.

My reluctance to visit Oslo stemmed from what I was seeing online about the modern architecture and that I couldn’t find a historic old town district. But even after a brief superficial walk across a small corner of Oslo, I feel that there’s a lot more here than I first gleaned, and now we are hoping to return to Norway (and Oslo) soon.

Stumbling Stone in Oslo, Norway

I tend to forget that Stolpersteine (Stumbling Stones) are found in many countries across Europe, and was surprised to find one here in Oslo. This informal Holocaust Memorial Project places brass-plated stones onto sidewalks to denote the last homes of Jewish victims of the holocaust prior to their deaths.

Sauna at Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

This was not supposed to be our first-ever encounter with a sauna, but we were not going to pass over this opportunity to familiarize ourselves with the process. What good would the upgrade to our room have been if we didn’t take advantage of any of the amenities? The friendly woman who checked us in gave us hands-on lessons, so we had some small idea of what to do and armed with a few minutes of that knowledge, we were going in. Living in Arizona, we know heat, but the humidity that arises after pouring water on the hot stones had us pouring water out of ourselves.

Conclusion about using a sauna? It’s a bit like reading philosophy for the first time where you don’t know if you got out of it what others proclaim, which in turn leaves you feeling unsatisfied, like there’s something wrong with you for not finding instant enlightenment. Good thing we’d have another opportunity to feel like noobs later this week in Flåm, Norway, where we had booked a floating sauna on the fjord.