Along the Blue Ridge Parkway & More BBQ

Weaving samples at the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway in North Carolina

Out on the Blue Ridge Parkway, our first stop was at the Folk Art Center, home of the Southern Highland Craft Guild. These are weaving samples that Caroline requested photos of so that one day she may take inspiration from them and try to duplicate their pattern.

Caroline Wise at the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway in North Carolina

This could well be the largest collection of craft books ever assembled in one place here at the Folk Art Center. While Caroline may have wanted to stay for hours, I think we were able to spend less than two hours here before getting back on the parkway.

12 Bones Smokehouse in Asheville, North Carolina

Hmm, maybe we were at the Folk Art Center longer than I think because before I know it we are hunting down our lunch, or maybe our lunch is hunting us? We are drawn back to more BBQ (in case you were wondering, we couldn’t find a place with BBQ for breakfast), and it was 12 Bones Smokehouse that brought us in. President Obama ate here, so it had that going for it; by the way, I’m fairly non-partisan when it comes to food and eat at TeePee Mexican Food in Phoenix where George Bush ate.

Plate of food from 12 Bones Smokehouse in Asheville, North Carolina

Smoked pork ribs, green beans, coleslaw, and a piece of cornbread for $23 was a bit on the pricey side, but we didn’t care as the only thing important during these days is that we get the widest sampling of BBQ humanly possible.

French Broad River next to 12 Bones Smokehouse in Asheville, North Carolina

Right next to the outdoor seating, the French Broad River slowly passes by and seems to help set the speed at which we are enjoying our time decompressing from the grind of Phoenix and our careers.

Caroline Wise on the streets of Asheville, North Carolina

We’ve been enjoying our leisurely visit to Asheville with no need to hurry along or be anywhere in particular. Caroline is in front of an obelisk set as a monument to Zebulon Baird Vance here at Pack Square.

Caroline Wise drinking a bourbon cheerwine slushy at Buxton Hall BBQ in Asheville, North Carolina

If it’s dinner time, it must also be time for more BBQ; this visit is at Buxton Hall BBQ. The drink is known as a bourbon Cheerwine slushy, and the Cheerwine part of it is a Carolina cherry soda.

North Carolina to Tennessee

Biscuit Head in Asheville, North Carolina

We were told that Biscuit Head for breakfast was popular but not 20-minute-line popular. Was the wait worth it? Of course, it was. After we ate, it was time to get on the road for a bit of driving.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the Tennessee state line with North Carolina

This is where things get sketchy in our photographic history because it appears I only shot three photos all day. I had my DSLR with me, and on other days, you can see the black strap on my shoulder, but searching high and low we do not find any other photos of this trip. While I may have opted for the convenience of my smartphone to snap the majority of the photos, it just doesn’t seem possible that on such a beautiful day that took us from North Carolina over to Tennessee into Gatlinburg and back into the Smoky Mountains that I wouldn’t have any other images from the day. So it goes, at least I have this one of us in front of the state which I should point out that the “e” on Cocke County is silent.

The Admiral restaurant in Asheville, North Carolina

A break from the rush into BBQ with a luxurious dinner at a place called The Admiral. On the left are frog legs, and on the right are sweetbreads (pancreas chunks). Whatever we had for our main course is lost in time, like the details of our daylight hours wandering around a National Park and another state. One thing I’m certain of is that we surely had a great day.

North Carolina

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the Great Smoky Mountains National Park in North Carolina

On my shoulder is my Canon DSLR with an amazing lens that wouldn’t have been out of focus with the blown-out sunlight over the left of my head, but I was feeling lazy and decided to shoot this entire trip with the camera in my phone that while it was okay for Facebook is shit for my blog. Oh well, some blurry reminders are better than none at all.

I’m posting this two years after we made this momentous trip that would have serious implications regarding a change in direction in my life, more of that as the blog entry progresses.

Great Smoky Mountains National Park in North Carolina

This was our second visit to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park but our first visit to the absolute southern end of the park. These chickens had southern drawls and tasted like pork; it was the weirdest thing.

Caroline Wise at Luella's BBQ in Asheville, North Carolina

Guess what we had for dinner? BBQ, that’s what we had! By the time we got back to Arizona, we likely were emanating smoke from this meat indulgence themed around the smoker. Tonight’s meal was at Luella’s BBQ in Asheville, North Carolina, where we will stay and call home for the next few days.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Firestorm Bookstore in Asheville, North Carolina

Amazingly smart bookstore and coffee shop here in Asheville called Firestorm. By the time we were done shopping here during our stay, we’d leave with at least half a dozen books and a sticker for the computer slung over my shoulder. It’s great to be on vacation, and it’s our first in six months, which is nearly a lifetime measured in John and Caroline years.

Island Life – Day 14

Ocracoke, North Carolina

It was raining when sunrise was supposed to welcome us to the day, so instead of venturing out right away, we used the opportunity to repack in anticipation of tomorrow’s flight home. It happens quite often that this act of preparation happens a day or so early so we don’t feel pressured by everything else that has to happen on a fly day. Over in the breakfast nook, we took some time to hang out and chat with some other guests, waiting for the weather to clear.

Once we did get going, we drove back up the island in search of a beach to explore, but it turns out that Ocracoke is not really made for parking cars, and we’re not made for rain. Okay, Caroline is, but I can’t risk walking somewhere I might dissolve.

Ocracoke Lighthouse in Ocracoke, North Carolina

There are no tours open to the public here at the Ocracoke Lighthouse, so we must admire it from outside. No complaints, though, as we’ve already seen so many others while we’ve been here in the Eastern United States.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

Finally a parking lot, bathrooms, and even a boardwalk instead of the more common off-road vehicle access.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

Our plan is to catch the last ferry back to the mainland at 12:30, so all there is to do is hang out and walk along the ocean.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

The wind blows, and we just keep walking along.

Caroline Wise in the Atlantic on Ocracoke, North Carolina

Until Caroline can no longer resist the urge to doff the shoes and claim the Atlantic Ocean in North Carolina as her own.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

I’d swear we’d seen these exact pelicans over in Santa Barbara, California, last year, but Caroline is certain that we’ve never seen the lead pelican, so maybe I’ll concede that one. The other two bringing up the rear, though; I know those birds for sure.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on Ocracoke, North Carolina

These two birds also seem familiar, especially the blue-collared booby on the left.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

We found some nice specimens of seashells along the ocean, along with a pristine shell that Caroline pointed out was a whelk.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

Our ferry is late due to a pilot dealing with a dead battery, but it will be here, we are assured.

Ocracoke, North Carolina

The ride across the channel is nearly 2.5 hours, which not only affords us the entertainment of feeding the birds that are flying along with the bread a lady is sharing with us but there’s also the opportunity for me to grab a nap. Caroline tried to sleep a bit but was too distracted by all the things that were far more interesting than the back of her eyelids.

We landed in Swanquarter, North Carolina, and by now, we were hungry but there was nothing out this way. By the time we reached Jamesville, we spotted Mackey’s Ferry Peanuts, and this being North Carolina, we were certain we’d score some more boiled peanuts; sure enough, we did, but we got a whole lot more.

Chris is the owner of this peanut stand (it’s a lot bigger than a peanut stand!), and not only did he give us an enthusiastic recommendation for Shaw’s Barbecue House over in Williamston, but he taught us how to make boiled peanuts:

  • Soak peanuts overnight in water
  • Pressure cook using 3 cups of salt per 5 pounds of peanuts for an hour
    or put them in a slow cooker and cook on high for 12 hours
  • Add more water and let sit overnight

The rest of the day was spent driving to Hagerstown, Maryland, our pit stop, on the way back to Pittsburgh.

Chesapeake to Ocracoke- Day 13

You might think a grey, overcast day would put a damper on our enjoyment, but that’s not so. Oh sure, photos of landscapes are mostly better when shot under blue skies, but I blame poor photos on the lack of skills of the photographer. Then again, I also wonder why I even care how someone else might perceive our day as somehow tragic since we had to “endure” the weather. Maybe it’s all tied up in our superficial obsession with beauty and brand where everything must be wrapped in perfection, and if it’s not, we should feel sorry for those not able to participate in those luxuries. Well, come rain or shine, we are ready to move down the road and up the trail.

Chesapeake Bay Bridge in Virginia

The last time we encountered the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and Tunnel, it was under the dark of night; today, it is under the kinda darkish cover of heavy clouds. So, what’s the bright side of this? Considering that Caroline was born and raised in Germany and that I was raised in Los Angeles, how many people from Germany should be so lucky to travel this bridge and tunnel system twice in their lifetime, and for that matter, how many from Los Angeles will venture out this way?

Chesapeake Bay Bridge in Virginia

Just above this tunnel entrance is the Virginia Originals & Chesapeake Grill where we had breakfast because how often does one have the opportunity to eat on a manmade island?

Chesapeake Bay Bridge in Virginia

Into the bowels of the earth – one must wonder, with all that water above our heads, are there any leaks down here?

Caroline Wise and John Wise in front of the North Carolina State line

Why it took four hours to travel 77 miles is beyond me; maybe Caroline needed the toilet a lot, as we know how women are. Just kidding, Caroline actually has a bladder that can compete with anybody. I’ve made her wait hours as I inconsiderately accidentally kept missing places we could have pulled over, and she barely made a squeak about how horrible a person I am as she was raging in pain. Come to think about it, I’ll bet a dollar Caroline will groan when she reads that I’m sharing her toilet habits with the larger world.

Stopping in Virginia Beach at Java Surf to try the butter pecan espresso probably didn’t help in my need to write about the frequency of peeing, but that’s what we did, though that was a while ago. Here at the North Carolina border, we stopped at the Southland Gas Station and Barbecue. This might be a first for us where gas and barbecue are had at the same stop. We did not have much hope for anything exceptional, but by the crowd inside this joint, we should have known we were in for a treat. “Wow!” is the best description of how amazing North Carolina BBQ done right can be, and for the first time ever, we found how much we can love vinegar-based BBQ sauce.

I know exactly what you’re going to think about now: “Are these two like a couple of Vielfraß when they travel?” Well, we kind of are exactly that. We are trying to think of the boiled peanuts as dessert. In any case, we have to take advantage of these little luxuries as they happen, as over in Arizona, we won’t find boiled peanuts for a thousand miles. As for the Vielfraß thing (pronounced feel-fros), it’s a wolverine in German, but in the context of talking about food, it’s a thing that gobbles up its food wherever it can find it in an urgent and frantic way. This has been our German word lesson of the day.

Caroline Wise and John Wise visiting The Wright Brothers National Memorial in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina

We were warned to avoid “French Fry Alley” as the area from Kitty Hawk to Nags Head is known to some locals. The pejorative nature of the connotation turns out to be quite accurate as there is an air about this area that smacks of Atlantic City and Daytona Beach and attracts the lowest common denominator of subhuman troglodytes. My snobbish tastes definitely lean more towards Bar Harbor, Maine, New Bedford, Massachusetts, Cannon Beach, and Yachats in Oregon and other places that are quiet, civilized, and missing most of the vulgarity of people who reluctantly become tourists in the pursuit of an ideal instead of an experience.

The Wright Brothers National Memorial in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina

The museum here at the Wright Brothers National Memorial at Kill Devil Hills down the road from Kitty Hawk is okay, but the narrow roads with no pull-outs were not designed for people who want to pause along the drive to get out for a walk or take photos. We also notice there are no bike or hiking trails out here, what kind of park is this?

Caroline Wise at The Wright Brothers National Memorial in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina

The woman in the gift/book shop was downright rude, sealing our experience as being horrible, which is a first in a national park or monument. But enough of this blemish as we can simply move on.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Cape Hatteras National Seashore at Nags Head, North Carolina

Don’t get the idea we were in any way discouraged as we knew that lighthouses were coming up, and one of them is likely the most famous on earth. We are at Cape Hatteras National Seashore south of French Fry Alley and a million miles of culture away from all of that. I’m not sure, but I think our smiles help brighten the overcast sky.

Bodie Island Lighthouse at Cape Hatteras National Seashore in North Carolina

The Bodie Island Lighthouse is our first stop on Highway 12 South. This icon has been operational since 1848, and while tours are available, we opt to use our shortening time out here to visit the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse and maybe come back someday to visit this one.

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse at Cape Hatteras National Seashore in North Carolina

The Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, built back in 1870, looks like it hasn’t been painted since then, but from a distance, you’d never know. We’re thrilled to be here, so much so that Caroline splurged in the gift shop and bought a pendant of the lighthouse that she’ll cherish for years into the future.

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse at Cape Hatteras National Seashore in North Carolina

Of course, we are climbing the 268 steps to the top.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse at Cape Hatteras National Seashore in North Carolina

Here, we are standing atop this 137-year-old beacon to seafarers. Our day on this stretch of the Outer Banks is now complete.

Ferry from Hatteras to Ocracoke in North Carolina

A little further down the road, we run out of land. We either turn around or swim. Just kidding, our plan all along was to take the ferry across the channel to the island of Ocracoke, where we had a room reserved for the night.

Harborside Motel in Ocracoke, North Carolina

This is what $80 gets you at the Harborside Motel.

At the harbor in Ocracoke, North Carolina

Dinner was at the incredible Cafe Atlantic, where we feasted on a couple of seafood combos and were wooed by the hummingbird cake served with the greatest toasted coconut ice cream ever.

Ocracoke Lighthouse in Ocracoke, North Carolina

The rain is coming down hard over at the Ocracoke Lighthouse, but along the way, we get to see some fireflies. Nature’s fireworks are the perfect close to the day.