In America with Jay Patel – Day 7

Sunrise in Minnesota

We were quickly off to sleep last night, exhausted as usual. Caroline was the first to wake up and jump in the shower. Exiting the bathroom she was wondering why I had not stirred an inch. It was then in the still-dark room that she saw that it was midnight, and she’d been asleep less than an hour when she headed to the shower to get ready for the new day. Hearing her story, I couldn’t help but laugh, and that got her to laugh at the situation, too. All the same, we were still up early and ready to go before 6:00 a.m.

It was our intention to visit Lake Kabetogama in more detail, but this morning, as we drove past resorts, cabins, and private lake access, we could not find any public access. We can see the lake, but we simply can’t reach it. This turns out to have worked in our favor.

Timber Wolf in the Lake Kabetogama area of Minnesota

We finally found a dirt road that looked promising for leading us to Lake Kabetogama, so we turned down it. Fairly quickly and right next to the road, we spot some deer. We stop to take their photos before continuing to drive down the dusty road. I see something to my left, but it’s not a deer. Maybe it’s a coyote? Wrong, it’s too big. Could it be a dog? I try offering it some food thrown from the window, figuring if it’s a dog, it’ll come running. It has no interest. I’m starting to think it’s a wolf.

At first, the wolf stood there at the dark edge of the forest but soon approached for a closer look at us stepping out on an overhanging cliff. It seems we are both going in the same direction as the wolf continues its journey, tracing up the road just inside the tree line. We inch along with the wolf as it occasionally turns to inspect us. The wolf comes back out of the woods, stepping onto a rock for a picture-perfect pose with its eyes glowing in the early morning light. She takes a final look over her shoulder at us and turns to disappear into the forest.

I’m awestruck. If the camera hadn’t captured those moments I would place the story with those old fish stories that tell of having caught a fish that was this big. The entire time, we had our windows wide open, hoping to hear the slightest sound the wolf might make. We looked for its pack but only saw the lone individual.

Some locals at the main junction gas station and convenience store confirm just how lucky we are. A Bureau of Land Management worker assures us that we likely did not see a wolf and that they are more afraid of us than we are of them. I try to reassure her we are not nervous or fearful of an encounter but that we think we really did see a wolf. She relates a story of her time working in this part of Minnesota and that we might, on the rarest of occasions, capture a fleeting glimpse of a wolf in the distance as it crosses a road, but that is the best-case scenario. Furthermore, it is too early in the season this far south.

To confirm to her that we have not seen a ghost or are confusing a wolf with a stray dog or coyote, I show her my series of photos. Her astonishment was obvious as she let fall from her lips: “That’s a timber wolf!”

Caroline Wise riding a 10 foot fish in Kabetogama Lake Minnesota

A ten-foot fish, a Walleye, to be precise, is mounted eight feet over the ground and equipped with a small set of stairs and a sort of saddle to allow those people looking for a truly cheesy photo to climb up and embarrass themselves. Caroline sprints to mount the Walleye first, followed by Jay, who fashions himself to be at the rodeo and then Caroline and I both get on for a tender moment on our ten-foot fish.

Our next stop was the Woodenfrog Campground. A trail leads to some picnic tables and a small peninsula. Caroline tries to warn Jay of the approaching bear trap, but Jay blindly steps forward directly into a pit of animal diarrhea. We’re not talking a small spot but nearly the entire sole of his shoe is dripping with the goo working its way up the side of his nice white shoes. Green doody jumped halfway to the knee of his pants leg.

We’re not 10 minutes down the road when I slam on the breaks and pull a quick U-turn. A bald eagle is perched low in a tree next to the road, and a juvenile bald eagle is sitting higher in another tree nearby but is too far away for the capabilities of our rather primitive camera. The first eagle didn’t waste much time hanging out and was soon gone.

We find the Little Fork River but nowhere to jump in. The Soudan Mine State Park, where we would have enjoyed taking that 2,400-foot descent into the mine, doesn’t open again until Memorial Day, but the gift shop is open year-round. The gift shop is open; who needs a souvenir from a place they can’t visit?

Caroline Wise and Jay Patel in at Bear Head Lake State Park in Minnesota

At the Bear Head Lake State Park, we check things out just to see what’s here. The attendants direct us to a trail that takes us lakeside, where we might see a pair of nesting eagles. Heck, we can never see too many eagles and were down the trail with binoculars ready to scope out the happy couple. Nothing, not a feather; we scan the horizon with nothing found. We can see neither the nest nor signs of the eagles.

Well, then we’ll do the next best thing: off with shoes and socks, roll up the pants, and jump into the lake. Wait, Jay has forgotten to roll up his pants, oh, now we get it: Jay is attempting to purge the remaining crusting green stuff off his pants leg. With a stone in hand, he scrubs away while Caroline moves upstream, trying to spot those elusive eagles.

Jay Patel with Caroline and John Wise at Split Rock Lighthouse on Lake Superior in Minnesota

We drive through Ely, over the Kawishiwi Bridge, through Isabella, past a moose, all the way to Finland before we start to see blue skies. And now Lake Superior sits before us looking to be an ocean compared to the lakes and ponds we’ve been visiting the two previous days. At Palisade Head, the view stretches from north to south, with Michigan off in the distance across the lake.

Split Rock Lighthouse on Lake Superior in Minnesota

Here we are at Split Rock Lighthouse State Park with a sky that has continued to clear up, making for ever more incredible views. Entering the visitors center to pay our admission the three of us are giddy that the day is turning out so beautiful and that we actually made it all the way to Lake Superior on our trip across this part of America.

Jay Patel at Split Rock Lighthouse on Lake Superior in Minnesota

For Jay, this is his first lighthouse; for Caroline and me, this is the first on a great lake. The grounds are immaculate; the lighthouse is gleaming as if it were still new. Inside the lighthouse, a freshly painted black spiral staircase takes us upstairs past windows full of ladybugs. No one else is in the lighthouse as we reach the Fresnel lens.

Split Rock Lighthouse on Lake Superior in Minnesota

Back downstairs in the entryway, a custodian in period dress waits by an iron stove to answer any questions we might have. Informatively, he tells us that the stove is a recent addition because when the lighthouse was in use, had there been a heater inside the structure, it would have fogged up the lenses, diminishing the effectiveness of the light. Yikes, that must have made for one cold lighthouse during those January blizzards blowing in from Canada. On second thought, why would a lighthouse need to be active when the lake is frozen over?

Lake Superior in Minnesota

Jay crawls on his belly to the edge of the cliff we’ve been standing back from. He has the camera with its strap wrapped tightly around his wrist, with me holding his feet, he inches a little further and then a little further, and finally, he takes a photo looking straight down. Down there, you can look into the crystal clear green waters of the lake. A bit further down the trail, we come upon a mighty long set of stairs that go down to the lake. This section should be a must-see for all visitors to the park, as the views are spectacular. By this time, you should know why we had to get to the lakeshore, off with the shoes and socks, roll up the pants, and jump in; it’s Lake Superior.

Caroline Wise and Jay Patel at Split Rock Lighthouse on Lake Superior in Minnesota

The walk back up the stairs is a thigh master of a workout. I’m not alone in the pain of burning leg muscles as we get back to the top. Now, we can take the time to visit the living quarters with a person in period dress to introduce us to the old home. I’m more interested in snatching a sample of the beans and cornbread she has on the old stove, but she’s not entertaining my suggestions of sharing her grub.

Jay Patel and Caroline Wise at Gooseberry Falls in Minnesota

Based on my research prior to leaving Phoenix, Gooseberry Falls, south of the lighthouse, was a must-see. I had seen photos of the falls online prior to leaving, and they were undoubtedly beautiful, but they did not do justice to what we were about to see with our own eyes. Due to winter runoff, the water flow was a magnitude greater than that of the photos I’d seen before, making the falls all the more powerful, rushing in gold and white over the ledge. It is the tannins from the trees and plants upstream that color these waters to a golden brown, as we’d seen at Big Falls Campground.

Gooseberry Falls in Minnesota

The middle falls are the most accessible of the three that comprise the Gooseberries. At the middle falls is a path leading to the riverside and then a ledge that allows us to walk up to the spilling edge, almost standing beneath them. Where the path led down to the riverside we found a spot slow-moving and shallow enough for Caroline and Jay to safely step into Gooseberry River. The upper falls have to be seen from a distance but are no less captivating, and the lower falls went unseen by us as time restrictions only allow so much time at any one location. A trail that loops down past the lower falls and over the river to the other side of the middle falls and then up and over the upper falls would surely be a walking tour that everyone with enough time at the park should make.

Jay Patel with Caroline and John Wise in Wisconsin

Our encounter with Minnesota has easily laid the groundwork for a return visit. (Boy, that sounds redundant by now.) Although, instead of driving next time, I would consider the following itinerary. Fly into Fargo, North Dakota, and drive to Lake Itasca to spend a day or two camping near the Mississippi headwaters and biking the nature trail. Overnight at Big Falls on the Big Fork and then on to Voyageurs and two or three days canoeing Lake Kabetogama before heading to the shore of Lake Superior. We would make the trip north up the shore to Grand Portage before leisurely driving back down the coast with an overnight camp at Gooseberry Falls. Finally, from Duluth, I would drive inland to Jacobson, picking up the Great River Road to trace the Mississippi River down to Minneapolis for the flight home.

Not much further down the road today, we pass through Duluth and into a state of shock. We are encountering Superior, Wisconsin, which strikes us like a trainwreck. Salt Lake City was the last ‘major’ city we passed through. For days, we’ve been in the countryside, away from signs of industry and crowded cities. Superior is one of those mythic rust belt towns that are dilapidated and crumbling. From the first moments of being thrust into ugly, we need to get out of here. Looking down the main street, it’s easy to see the former glory of this once prosperous community, but with manufacturing job losses the façade is now well worn with many a shop for sale or lease.

Jay Patel in Wisconsin

We stop for gas at a Holiday filling station where at least the word holiday evokes a sense of happiness. Turns out that I’ll soon pay for my negative impression of Wisconsin. Outside of Superior, the landscape opens up to our relief; yards are dotted with dandelions, and my shock begins to subside. Maybe it was my hurry to get as far away from Superior as fast as I could, although I swore it was because I had just passed another car, which I had.

Getting a ticket in Wisconsin

A Wisconsin State Trooper, the single most unfriendly police officer I have ever dealt with, and I grew up in Los Angeles, makes a U-turn to come up behind our already stopped car. I saw the disco lights go on before he passed us; I knew I was close to 80 mph or so, as I said, I seriously had just finished passing another car.

The trooper approaches our red race car with a scowl asking what we are doing in Wisconsin, if we are visiting family or have family in Wisconsin. We explain we are on a 10-day cross-country drive to visit a few national parks and riverways for a short vacation. The officer insisted that my speed was too fast even if I was passing another vehicle and wrote me a citation. Being an out-of-state driver, I’ll be allowed to pay the fine with my Visa or MasterCard immediately: the $205 fine! I wasn’t aggressive, I wasn’t mad, I knew I was over the speed limit, I pulled over without him having to drive another mile and direct me to pull over, my window was down, and driver’s license and rental agreement in hand. I asked the officer if he couldn’t lower the speed he clocked to give me some break on the fine amount, “No, I couldn’t do that. The state legislature determines the laws; I enforce them. That’s my job.”

Along the St. Croix National Scenic Riverway in Wisconsin

Ok, get me out of Wisconsin; I don’t want to spend one more penny in a state that employs such unsympathetic, surly policemen who, in this instance, was our first encounter with whatever hospitality that Wisconsin might have to offer. I’m trying to let go of the seething anger I’m now feeling for this guy who pulls me over in his $47,000 SUV. I’m bitter, and it will be another half hour before I calm down enough to start enjoying the road again.

Jay Patel and Caroline Wise in the St. Croix National Scenic Riverway in Wisconsin

The sign for the St. Croix National Scenic Riverway brings a smile back to my face. Caroline and Jay muscle their way into the St. Croix and, with a superb show of strength, manage to stake a claim in the river, displacing the weaker water with their brute force. The road we’re on does a good job of hugging the river on our trip south. A few miles after where the Yellow River merged its waters with the St. Croix, we turned onto Route 79, a rustic road.

Back roads of Wisconsin

Not much wider than a single lane, this road cuts a stunning path through the forest. The narrowness of the road creates a tunnel-like atmosphere, with the trees almost joining overhead. Crisp green new growth in the trees and on the ground lends dramatic shadows over the road and into the car. This is the kind of road I could spend a lifetime driving, or better yet; it would be amazing if our great country would create a national bike path that would allow for the crossing of America without ever having to deal with competing automobiles. Without a map covering these small details, we only drive a couple of miles before turning around to reconnect with our road south.

Rural roads in Wisconsin

As the road moves away from the river, farmland stretches away from the road. Barns and elevators are common and frequent sights on this gently rolling land. The road swerves back to the river and the heavier tree line. We reach St. Croix Falls late in the day, accompanied by all of the anticipation of checking out one more waterfall.

Jay Patel with Caroline and John Wise entering Minnesota

At Osceola, we deviate from the plan and cross the St. Croix as our map shows the other road stays closer to the river. We are back in Minnesota with no discernable characteristics between one state and the other. A half-hour later, we returned to Wisconsin. Through every town we’ve passed, there have been plenty of lilacs blooming in purple, pink, and white, and they smell, oh, so sweet.

Prescott, Wisconsin, is where the confluence of the St. Croix and Mississippi has come to form an incredible breadth of the world’s second-largest river, the Mississippi. It is fast approaching dusk when we arrive, and are unable to find a good vantage point to see where these two become one. A local points us to a boat dock, suggesting it’s the best we’re going to find. A barge of enormous size is pulling up the Mississippi, taking 10 minutes just to pass this small corner, and a couple of fishermen float slowly back to the dock. Dusk will take its time giving way to darkness this evening.

St. Croix River in Minnesota

More than thirty minutes after leaving Prescott and the St. Croix behind us, the sky holds a faint blue light and an even fainter orange glow of the sun. An early moon set over the Mississippi, which has become Lake Pepin at this intersection. Lake Pepin and the Mississippi River Valley are artifacts formed when the large glacial Lake Agassiz near the intersection of Minnesota with North and South Dakota started flowing about 12,000 years ago. As those waters receded 9,500 years ago, sand, which had been deposited at the Chippewa River delta where it joined the Mississippi, created a dam, and Lake Pepin was born.

We still had two more hours to drive tonight before reaching La Crosse, Wisconsin. Approaching Lake Superior earlier in the day was our halfway point, as from there, we would be heading south before turning west on our way home. The river valley has been so enchanting it’s both a shame to drive it at night and a shame not to take it to its southern terminus. Even in the dark of night, we see enough details of the small towns to be aware of how much grandeur we are missing by having to press on. On the other hand, we are also aware of how lucky we are to witness with our own eyes so much of the land we’ve already been able to lock into our memories.

Near the confluence of the St Croix River and the Mississippi River near Prescott, Wisconsin

Reaching La Crosse and a gas station at 11:00 p.m. we refill the ice chests as we have done every other night during the trip. $23 puts 11 gallons of gas in the tank. We have driven 3,849 miles in six and a half days for an average of 592 miles per day. Yes, we have many a friend and family member who think it crazy to endure so much driving in the name of vacation and relaxation. As we look at the sum of experiences, sites, and sensations, we, too think it crazy, crazy that others wouldn’t want to witness so much. For Caroline and me, this is like driving around your neighborhood to learn of the amenities such as parks, libraries, shopping, trails, and other services that bring comfort to someone as they learn to live in their new surroundings. We are driving around our neighborhood, not constrained by the idea of town, city, or state. Our town stretches thousands of miles in all directions because we are free to live in America. With that in mind, it makes sense to us to know the country we are living in.

Channel Islands, California – Day 2

On the Pacific Ocean out of Ventura going to Anacapa Island

On a glassy ocean, we glide over the surface of the Pacific on our way to Anacapa in the Channel Islands National Park. The ride is brief at only about 11 miles from shore to shore and is serene in the quiet of the fog.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

We arrive at an island in bloom. These yellow flowers are from the giant coreopsis that only blooms for about two weeks a year. Anacapa is one of the best locations to see them in this state should you be so lucky to be out here at just the right time.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

Anacapa is part of a series of small islets covering only about 700 acres of land. We are on East Island, and somewhere out in the fog are the West and Middle Islands.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

West Island is obscured by the fog, but at the end of East Island here, well, where the trail ends, you can see Middle Island a bit better. The Anacapa chain stretches for a total of about five miles.

Caroline Wise on Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

Sometimes called Tree Sunflowers, these coreopsis plants can be quite tall for what looks like shrubberies in the distance.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

While the dominant wildlife by appearance is the nearly 70 species of birds that live here there is an abundance of insects, invasive rats, and surrounding us in the waters below everything from sharks and sea lions to anemones and sea stars.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

There are no tours of the lighthouse available, but the foghorn sounds great.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

It’s beautiful out here on this narrow strip of volcanic land, especially with everything so green and flowery.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

After a few hours of wandering around, visiting the museum, and enjoying the solitude, we were about to board the boat for the trip back to the mainland.

Anacapa Island part of the Channel Islands National Park in California

With nearly 70 species of birds out here, there is poop everywhere, a lot of poop.

Dolphins between Anacapa Island and the California mainland

On the way back in, we were joined by a pod of dolphins that raced along with us and leaped out of the water from time to time. This was the first time Caroline and I had such a close encounter with dolphins that were playing with the craft we were on, as opposed to the smaller pods of porpoises that we saw up in Monterey back in January.

Caroline Wise and Woody Burns in Goleta, California

Back in Santa Barbara, we headed to the park to walk Sophie before Caroline and I headed back to the ocean for a walk before dinner.

Santa Barbara coast at sunset in California

Cloudy, sunny, foggy, we don’t care. We just love being next to the sea.

Oregon Coast – Day 4

Fishing in Elk River north of Port Orford, Oregon

It was still dark when we left this morning, but an hour later, it was looking wonderful to us. Living in the Arizona desert gives us a special appreciation for the clouds, fog, and drizzle that make a day feel romantic and offer one more reason to snuggle and indulge in hot drinks. The landscape here is courtesy of the Elk River just north of Port Orford, Oregon.

South Oregon Coast

Taking time for an overlook at Port Orford Heads State Park, cementing our love of this rugged coast.

Battle Rock Bay at Port Orford, Oregon

Fishing boats in Battle Rock Bay at Port Orford, Oregon.

Near Gold Beach, Oregon

Meyers Beach North near Gold Beach, Oregon.

Caroline Wise and John Wise Dutch Brothers Coffee in Brookings, Oregon

Our very first cup of Dutch Bros. Coffee ever in Brookings, Oregon. Over the coming years, we would stop again and again at various Dutch Bros. along the coast and collect way too many loyalty cards that we would always forget to bring on subsequent trips. Again and again, we would tell the baristas how much we loved their coffee and the funky, happy people who worked these roadside drive-thru coffee shops that were always open in the wee hours until late at night, well after the hour that coffee shops close in Arizona. We also never forgot to mention we were from Arizona, so when Dutch Bros. started opening outside of Oregon and chose Phoenix as one of their markets, we couldn’t help but think we played some small role in that decision.

Battery Point Lighthouse in Crescent City, California

Another sight we will always try to make time for are lighthouses. This one is at Battery Park in Crescent City, California. Take note to visit the Battery Point Lighthouse.

Driftwood on Enderts Beach in Crescent City, California

I took a few photographs of driftwood, but this root ball from a redwood was one of the most amazing natural sculptures I’ve yet seen washed up on a beach. We are at Enderts Beach in Crescent City, California.

Caroline Wise on Enderts Beach in Crescent City, California

Caroline walks along Enderts Beach collecting souvenirs.

Berry's along the trail to Enderts Beach in Crescent City, California

If we find berries along the trail, we eat those berries unless they are poisonous, and then we just admire them, take their picture, and leave them alone.

Fall colors on a random leaf in California

The colors of fall found near the beach in northern California.

Redwoods in California

Redwoods National Park.

Lady Bird Johnson Grove of Redwoods in California

Took some time to stretch our legs in the Lady Bird Johnson Grove at Redwoods National Park.

Black bulgar fungi growing on a tree in Northern California

Black Bulgar fungi are also known as Bachelor’s Buttons growing here on a fallen dead hardwood tree. This was the end of our explorations for the day as the long Thanksgiving day weekend was coming to an end, and we needed to get as far south as possible so we could drive back to Phoenix tomorrow. With a few windy roads, fog, and the traffic around San Francisco, we now had little time to spare. We finally pulled into a motel in Watsonville, California, at 11:00 p.m. We’ll ask for a 6:00 wake-up call.

Oregon Coast – Day 3

Yurt at Nehalem Bay State Park in Oregon

It’s raining when we wake during the night, but listening to the rain patter on our canvas yurt was like the sound of a perfect lullaby. We only booked two nights in yurts on this first exploration of the Oregon Coast and now wish we had one more night in a yurt before heading back to Phoenix. We’ve already decided that we will have to return again and again, and as often as we can, we’ll make an effort to stay in a yurt.

Dawn on the Oregon coast

Because it has been our goal to see the coast from bottom to top and back to bottom during our stay out here, it’s imperative that we rise with first light. We know that we’ll miss stuff as we drive at night, but hope that on the way back, we’ll catch some of what we missed. Also, due to the relatively short amount of time we have up here, we must curtail some of the stops for photos, or we’d get nowhere. As it is, I’m going to be posting quite a few images to accompany this day because so many of these images stood out to us and cut an indelible impression in our imaginations forming some memories we hope to carry our entire lives.

On the beach shortly after dawn on a foggy day on the coast of Oregon

Our first real walk of the day was at Arcadia Beach. The dampness, color, fog, and sound of the crashing waves all work to make for perfect scenery for both Caroline and me.

Caroline Wise standing in the surf on the Oregon coast

The cold will not deter Caroline from doffing her shoes and rolling up her pants (that rarely helps because she so frequently gets caught by the wave she didn’t see) to step into the Pacific for that picture of her standing in water. Some day, I will have to collect all the images from coast to coast we’ve shot of her standing in a lake, river, ocean, or creek and post a blog entry just about her visits to America’s waterways.

Oregon Coast

The contrast between the wild ocean and wind-swept golden grass is a sight for us to remember. Click the image for a larger view of the panorama, or click here.

Two slugs in love on the Oregon coast

Two slugs in love on the coast of Oregon reminds Caroline and me of us!

Fort Clatsop Lewis and Clark National Historic Park in Astoria, Oregon

Lewis and Clark slept here. Well, not really right here, as this is a recreation, but this site marks the end of their journey across the western territories to the Pacific. We are at Fort Clatsop – Lewis and Clark National Historical Park in Astoria, Oregon, near the mouth of the Columbia River.

Fort Clatsop in Astoria, Oregon

It’s another world out here at Fort Clatsop, with the weather lending to the sense of what a cold, wet day might have been like for Lewis and Clark.

Crossing into Washington from Oregon over the Columbia River in Astoria

Crossing from Astoria, Oregon, into Washington over the Columbia River.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the Lewis and Clark Trail in Washington on the Columbia River

We went to Washington for bragging rights, so this trip on the Oregon coast would include visits to California and Washington too.

Looking south from Washington to Oregon

Looking back south to some dark, harsh weather over in Oregon while we head into clearer skies in Washington…

Caroline Wise and John Wise in front of the Welcome to Washington state sign

…things were delightful. Sure, this selfie is similar to the one just two photos ago, but that one was to commemorate being on another part of the Lewis and Clark Trail, and this one is to prove we were in Washington on this trip.

Cape Disappointment Lighthouse in Southern Washington

Cape Disappointment in southern Washington at the mouth of the Columbia River. We’ve never visited this lighthouse as of me writing this blog entry in 2018 (takes note to rectify this).

Fort Stevens State Park in Oregon

We did the accelerated 15-minute tour of Fort Stevens State Park and only afterward learned we missed an amazing old shipwreck on the beach, the Peter Iredale.

Cannon Beach, Oregon

Moving south again, we stopped to visit the Haystack Rock at Cannon Beach in Oregon. This turns out to be a favorite place for long walks along the ocean and will remain so for years to come.

Fishing on the Oregon coast

A couple of fishermen heading in.

Tillamook Cheese Factory Tour in Tillamook, Oregon

Just enough time to squeeze in a quick tour of the Tillamook Cheese Factory. While we enjoyed our brief tour, I have the feeling this place would leave many a French person feeling a bit disgusted by it all.

Tillamook Cheese Factory ice cream shop in Tillamook, Oregon

While the people of the Netherlands might also balk at our cheese-making skills here in America (except for those women of Cowgirl Creamery in Pt. Reyes, California), they would be pacified by a taste of Tillamook Marionberry Pie ice cream. This ice cream shop is part of the Tillamook Cheese Factory.

Blue Heron French Cheese Company in Tillamook, Oregon

Neither Caroline nor I remember if we were able to visit the Blue Heron French Cheese Company on this first visit to the coast. I have a vague memory it was closed by the time we reached the place, but who knows? What I do know is that we ultimately did visit here on a subsequent trip and were introduced to smoked brie and have been coming back ever since just for it.

Blue Heron French Cheese Company in Tillamook, Oregon

The colors and contrast of the orange, rust, black, woods, grass, moss in the windows, and foggy background all worked to make this a favorite of mine.

Caroline Wise stepping into the ocean in Lincoln City, Oregon

One more time, stepping into the ocean before darkness overtakes the day. What I said earlier about Caroline rolling up her pant legs, look at her right leg for proof that she could do better.

We stayed at the Bayshore Motel in Coos Bay for only $34 and dined at Abby’s Legendary Pizza. Besides Cannon Beach, we find that there are not a lot of fine dining options on the Oregon Coast.

Oregon Coast – Day 2

Yurt at Harris Beach State Park in Brookings, Oregon

This is the day that we officially fell in love with the Oregon Coast. It is the morning after our first amazing night in a yurt at Harris Beach State Park. We were in this unit, the Winchuck.

Caroline Wise trying to fly a kite on Harris Beach in Oregon

Caroline is trying her best to get this kite aloft and maybe she was a little successful, but not what she needed to feel it. The rock in the background is Goat Island here at Harris Beach.

Looking north at Harris Beach in Oregon

Looking north from the parking lot of Harris Beach.

Coos Bay, Oregon

For a moment, we had a glimmer of sunlight fall upon earth here at the Arch Rock Viewpoint.

Oregon coast

Our next stop was at Gold Beach.

Caroline Wise flying her kite on the Oregon Coast

Caroline was adamant that she’d get value out of this kite and again had it out, trying to have to take hold of the sky.

Kite over the Oregon coast

Success in getting the kite into its rightful place high above us, weaving in and out of the clouds and sending it to this patch of blue sky.

Port Orford, Oregon

A blustery ocean on a fall day in Port Orford, Oregon. This would become our favorite viewing spot to stop and watch the ocean on stormy days.

Caroline Wise at Port Orford, Oregon

The wind blows hard here, and in the years to come, we will see much worse but will always be enchanted with this place along the sea.

Cranberry bog off the Oregon coast

On the way to Coos Bay, we spot a cranberry bog. Our inner nerds are in a state of astonishment.

Cranberries in a bog on the Oregon Coast

Real cranberries in the wild.

Coos Bay, Oregon

Coos Bay, where they are still moving lumber over riverways.

Heceta Head Lighthouse in Florence, Oregon

Heceta Head Lighthouse here in Florence, Oregon.

Sealines Nautical Shop in Seal Rock, Oregon

In its heyday, this was the Sealines Nautical Shop next to the ocean between Florence and Yachats. It is long gone as I write this and sorely missed. We never miss an opportunity to stop by for a moment of nostalgia.

North Fork Yachats covered bridge in Yachats, Oregon

From the town of Yachats, you head up the Yachats River Road to Route 805; up there, you’ll find the North Fork Yachats Covered Bridge.

Forest along the Yachats River in Yachats, Oregon

The drive out and back through the forest along the Yachats River is worthy of leaving the coast. If only there was good work out on the coast, we’d move up here in a second.

Seal Rock, Oregon

Stopped at Seal Rock to check out some dramatic surf and enjoy the rain wearing the dorkiest rain gear we’ve ever owned. It is so embarrassing I’m not even posting the selfie of us because we just look too stupid.

Newport Aquarium Village, Oregon

We needed a little kitsch to go with our nature, so we stopped in at the Newport Aquarium Village and visited the Pirate’s Plunder shop. Bought some glass float in netting kind of shnickshnack thing, got to support the local economy. We still had quite a few miles to go and a couple of hours to get there. Tonight’s lodging was another cozy yurt at Nehalem Bay State Park.

Monterey to Sequoias – Day 2

We got out of the Los Angeles area early for the drive up the coast over Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo before reaching the Elephant Seal Colony north of San Simeon. By this time, I’ve lost count of how many previous visits we’ve made to this exact spot on the coast. I’m certain I’ve seen some of these seals on other stops, but there’s no way I’m going to identify one by name or markings.

Off in the distance is the Piedras Blancas Lighthouse, while in the foreground are more Elephant Seals.

Thistle sounds menacing, and those giant pokey thorns don’t help its image, but the sheer beauty of the neon pink, lavender, and purples in the flower certainly make it a visually appealing plant. This type is of the Silybum group, commonly known as milk thistle, which has health benefits for our livers.

We are on a slow drive north, showing Mark some of the places we’ve fallen in love with over the years and many visits that have brought us up and down the California coast. In the years Mark has been living in the Los Angeles area working for the film industry, he’s an animator and hasn’t taken much time to explore the world around him, so we are trying to get him off his treadmill.

If you get the idea from the indiscriminate photos of more coast that we have a broad sense of what constitutes a favorite place, well, you’d be right. We love the whole thing, well, except those parts that draw sunbathers to open beaches for tanning.

This is the common morning glory flower, and it is the seeds of this plant that some will seek to get a cheap high. The problem is that the person needs to eat hundreds for the psychedelic effects to work; I’m sure there must be easier ways to reach a psychedelic state.

I think this is part of the mint family, but I’m no botanist, so sue me if I’m wrong.

McWay Falls at Julia Pfeiffer Burns State Park in Big Sur.

This intimidating-looking creature is the yellow-spotted millipede, also known as the cyanide millipede, for its ability to secrete cyanide. Should you pick one up (they don’t bite or sting), it will likely curl up, and if you smell almond, then you know that this millipede is trying to defend itself. While it is not typically toxic to adults, it is usually fatal to birds and rodents. So, while you might be creeped out finding these in the California forest, you need not worry about them sending you to the hospital.

A bed of redwood sorrel.

Look into the treetops when in a redwood forest as these trees grow tall and straight. Now imagine that there have been people in our fairly recent history who would have had no problem harvesting every last one of these trees to trade them in for money. Our perspective of what’s important is myopic, while our thirst for what will allow us to imbibe group stupidity is unquenchable.

Groomed footpaths to idyllic settings are a luxury we all share, but few seem to find time to grace their path. For all who maintain these trails to the exquisite places, I thank every one of you.

This is Mark Shimer, our traveling companion for a couple of days. A long time ago, I gave him his first graphic design job following his graduation from a Phoenix design school. Today he is a pro and only getting better as he’s been tackling larger and larger projects in Hollywood. We are taking this photo at Garrapata Beach, which may forever be our favorite beach of all time.

Leaving Garrapata Beach, where every corner is a masterpiece of beauty.

That’s Caroline mesmerized by the jellyfish exhibit here at Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Not a great photo due to the poor lighting, but it’s a sea turtle, and in the background is a dolphinfish, also known as Mahi-Mahi. What’s not seen is the school of blue-fin tuna cruising around the tank.

This octopus has been one of the most difficult mollusks to photograph as not only does it frequently squeeze itself into some dark corner, but anything that moves with some speed wreaks havoc on my attempts to snap a photo in near darkness. Maybe it remembers my previous attempts, and it has finally given in to allowing me a perfect pic of perfect beauty.

Whoever said these lowly shrimps were cockroaches of the sea was only partly right. While they are detritivores in that they will eat any dead or decaying organic matter, they do likely taste a lot better than the common cockroach, but how would I know?

My hypocrisy works like this: I don’t like zoos as the animals are in no way living in anything that resembles their natural habitat. For the most part, I don’t like aquariums either, but when David Packard helped create this gift to humanity that opened back on October 20, 1984, he was well aware of the importance of the ecosystem that would be on display. With that in mind, he worked on the architecture and functionality of how this place would operate and its symbiotic relationship with the ocean at its front door. The water in these tanks comes directly from the ocean and is recirculated at the temperature that best sustains the life that is on display here. While certain fish and animals are not very well suited for the confines of an enclosure, I’d say that the Monterey Bay Aquarium is doing the world a tremendous favor in bringing our attention to the health, sustainability, and responsibility we all have for our oceans.

Our up-close view of shorebirds is one we never get to have in the wild as they flutter away as quickly as we approach unless they are seagulls and you are holding out food, and then the closest hundred will flock to you in a moment squawking in their ear-piercing shrill voices of utter annoyance.

This fish is known as the artichoke fish and is another member of the mollusk family. If you look closely, you can see its spikey protrusions; they are a kind of rasping tongue called a radula, and it is what these particular creatures use to eat. Maybe you aren’t buying this? Fine, this artichoke is not actually in an aquarium or living in the ocean; it is in Castroville, California, also known as the Artichoke Capital of the World, and grows in a field.