Sunny PEI and Nova Scotia

Sunrise at Shaw's Hotel in Brackley Beach on Prince Edward Island, Canada

Having arrived on a Friday evening to quiet roads near the end of the main tourist season and waking the next day to gray skies and rain, our impressions were pushed to see Prince Edward Island as a calm, sparsely populated island. Exploring the lands of P.E.I. from east to west under less-than-ideal weather, we had to search a little deeper to find things that lent the island the mystique we felt we had heard of over the years. As Monday morning rolls around and we are soon to depart, the skies are clearing to what certainly promises to be a gorgeous day that we’ll not have the best opportunity to experience.

Shaw's Hotel in Brackley Beach on Prince Edward Island, Canada

A sleeping giant was hidden during our stay, but these first glimpses of the vibrancy of the environment were striking. If only we had the day, or even half a day, to explore a few of these points along the way, we’d be bound to see the island in a completely new light, but there are no regrets; our visit has been perfect.

Shaw's Hotel in Brackley Beach on Prince Edward Island, Canada

As I roll into this post, I’m days behind in my writing, though this allowed us to pare other photos taken in less-than-ideal situations, such as this one of our cottage, #10, closest to the bay. This will be how I choose to remember our stay here.

Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island, Canada

The amount of traffic flowing into Charlottetown is mind-blowing. It changes our perception of what we experienced over the weekend, and we can be thankful for not venturing into this historic city center. Charlottetown is a port where cruise ships dock, and we know the crowds that descend into these places, which is not the speed we choose to participate in when so far removed from heavily populated areas.

Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island, Canada

The town with its redbrick buildings is stunning, and had I made this a required stop in my itinerary, I’m sure we would have loved the place—instead, our experience of P.E.I. is one of a sleepy island already out of tourist season and starting to nest for the long winter.

St Dunstin's Basilica in Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island, Canada

Oh, a dandy example of a cathedral, actually it’s St. Dunstan’s Basilica, but that’s only a matter of semantics.

St Dunstin's Basilica in Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island, Canada

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: I’ve never stepped into a cathedral (or basilica) that I didn’t love. Thinking about it, I don’t think humanity has often made more interesting buildings.

Wood Islands Road on Prince Edward Island, Canada

While the solitude spoke volumes to Caroline and me, the verdant landscape seen under the sun shows us the appeal that draws people to this distant, idyllic corner of Canada.

Ferry at Wood Islands on Prince Edward Island, Canada

Goodbye, for now, Prince Edward Island. Last night, considering our travel options, we decided to take the ferry over to Nova Scotia instead of driving back over the bridge we arrived on. This is the largest ship of its kind that Caroline and I have used to ferry somewhere else together. We will be aboard for approximately 75 minutes.

Lighthouse at Wood Islands on Prince Edward Island, Canada

This was the last of several lighthouses we visited on Saturday, the Wood Islands Lighthouse, as seen from a wholly new perspective.

Northumberland Straight between Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia, Canada

It was a glorious travel day to be crossing the Northumberland Straight.

Town of Old Barns in Nova Scotia, Canada

After landing on Nova Scotia, we were thrust onto a major highway immediately, and it wouldn’t be until we were well south that we left that roadway and made our way over to the village of Old Barns. Yep, that’s its name.

Town of Old Barns in Nova Scotia, Canada

We went looking for a view of the Bay of Fundy down a back road, and all we found were these cows.

Town of Old Barns in Nova Scotia, Canada

Still, on those back roads in Old Barns, we found our view of the Bay of Fundy, but as a tiny sliver of red earth on the right side of the photo, you’d never know it was there.

Shubenacadie River in Maitland, Nova Scotia, Canada

This is the Shubenacadie River in South Maitland, very close to where it flows into the Bay of Fundy and also where we were offered our first glimpse of how different the tidal levels are in this area. As it turned out, this spot on the “Shubie” is a great place to witness the bay’s tidal bore. When the tide rolls into the mouths of rivers at the narrow end of the bay, you’ll see a big wave coming through here, going in the “wrong” direction. An interpretive center nearby explains the phenomenon and lists the best times to view the bore. We were here at the wrong time, of course, but that doesn’t make the river and its banks less scenic.

Frieze & Roy in Maitland, Nova Scotia, Canada

We scour every inch of what we see, looking for the signs that remind us that we are exploring Nova Scotia. Will the Frieze & Roy General Store in Maitland do that for us? One never really knows where the most valuable reminders will be found. This store is famous for being the oldest store in the province. We ventured inside, and Caroline bought a bag of ketchup-flavored potato chips, which are clearly very popular in Canada. As are potato chips in general. Unfortunately, a few days later, we found that when the bag was left open, they made our car smell like someone had forgotten a hotdog from a baseball game under the seats, overpowering the fresh scents from the soaps we bought yesterday.

Bay of Fundy at Dawson Dowell Park in Maitland, Nova Scotia, Canada

A roadside sign at Dawson Dowell Park, also in Maitland, told us that amazing views of the Bay of Fundy were just over a berm, that view didn’t disappoint.

Caroline Wise standing on sea floor of Bay of Fundy at Burntcoat Park in Noel, Nova Scotia, Canada

Burntcoat Head Park in Noel might be one of the more famous locations to witness the change of tides in the Bay of Fundy (it lays claim to “the world’s highest tides”), but the commitment required to witness the change from low tide to high tide is a matter of time that we do not have today. Caroline is standing on the sea floor, though maybe some hours ago, she could have ventured out even farther. Compared to low tide areas we have seen on the Oregon Coast, there is not a lot of sea life to be seen, maybe because the constant extreme changes in water levels don’t allow as many organisms to put down roots. There were, however, signs asking visitors to stay away from tide pools in several areas, which are habitats for the Atlantic mud piddock  (an endangered clam). These clams live in burrows in the sand, so their presence was not obvious.

Burntcoat Park in Noel, Nova Scotia, Canada

It seems obvious that these stairs spend a lot of time underwater.

Lighthouse at Burntcoat Park in Noel, Nova Scotia, Canada

There’s a small replica of the lighthouse that once stood here at Burntcoat Park, and while it’s okay, it was the couple pounds of Gravenstein and Cortland apples that would become part of breakfast at some point, just as the blueberries from yesterday joined our granola this morning.

Tennecape, Nova Scotia, Canada

If for no other reason than to witness the full effect of the changing tides, we’ll hopefully one day make our way back to see for ourselves the work of the Bay of Fundy. This view is from a bridge at Tennecape.

Walton Harbor Lighthouse in Walton, Nova Scotia, Canada

We’ve collected so many visits to various lighthouses that by this time, we took on the challenge of making a detour to see the Walton Lighthouse. While the door was open, there was no visiting the upper part of the tower.

Walton, Nova Scotia, Canada

I missed this sign as we passed by, but Caroline didn’t, and she wanted a photo of it. One has to wonder how many hundreds of millions below a billion served is the actual number. If I had to guess, I’d say they may have served thousands, if not tens of thousands, of burgers, or maybe they were referring to whoppers of lies. We were ready to give the Walton Whopper a try, but the pub wasn’t open.

Centre Burlington Grocery in Centre Burlington, Nova Scotia, Canada

Hungry and intrigued by the old buildings, this would have to suffice as the next best place on the road to grab something quick to eat. We discovered a Fritos bag among the chips that we couldn’t pass up since we’d just run out of the bag we’d brought from home, and the ketchup-flavored chips just weren’t for me. [And sadly wouldn’t become a favored thing more me either – Caroline]. I also bought the spicy sausage and cheese stick combo from McSweeneys that had expired a month before, and apparently, I survived eating it.

Lighthouse in Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada

We had pulled into Annapolis Royal to see what was what, seeing I had put it on the itinerary as potentially having some interest to us. I couldn’t be sure what that attraction might have been. In the four months between making these plans and now carrying them out, a lot of water has passed under the bridge of consciousness, and my itineraries do not go into excruciating details about everything we might encounter. Maybe this way, once the days arrive when we are seeing these towns, enclaves, and parks in person, there’s an element of surprise that we should be finding this or that, such as this lighthouse.

Fort Anne in Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada

There’s little left of the original Fort Anne built by Scottish settlers back in 1629, and the museum was already closed, but what there is was explored by our hungry senses to absorb all we can, make notes, and take photos. If, at a future date, we should learn more about the historical events that occurred here over the centuries, we’ll have some frame of reference and likely wish to have arrived at a time when the facilities were open, but this is the nature of moving into an environment as it unfolds and discovering. [Fort Anne saw a lot of action in its time and switched back and forth between English and French control in the 17th and early 18th centuries. It is Canada’s oldest extant fort. – Caroline]

Fort Anne in Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada

The fort’s powder magazine from 1708 is the oldest building administered by Parcs Canada. It didn’t look as though it was visitable at any time as the door was loaded with cobwebs and obviously hadn’t been opened in a good long time. It was nice that we were able to explore the grounds and the outsides of the buildings after the historic site had closed. It is a beautiful park in and of itself.

Crow's Nest Restaurant in Digby, Nova Scotia, Canada

Tonight, our hotel is in Digby, where we are also having dinner at the Crow’s Nest, a popular joint for scallops. It is scallops that are the basis of the fame that Digby claims. The location on the bay, the excitement of our first dinner in Nova Scotia, and the fact that we love scallops made up for the truth that the scallops I make at home are better by a long shot compared to what we dined on here. Jeez, John, it sounds kind of petty now that I read what I just let flow from my fingers, but not every meal can be a culinary conquest, and maybe a reputation is oversized due to the grand location that is lending so many other positive impressions.

Digby, Nova Scotia, Canada

What is it about red boats, red houses, and red barns that illicit our appreciation in ways that other colors fail? Sure, when one is in Pacific Grove, California, the contrast of the rainbow palette of hues used to paint those colorful homes has its own unique impact, but there’s something about the blood red and rust color of red that resonates in inexplicable ways, speaking to something seemingly deeper within us, at least for me.

Happy McKiteface Over Oregon- Day 9

A Stellar Jay at Umpqua Lighthouse in Reedsport, Oregon

Good morning, Steller’s jay! I hope you enjoy your morning meal courtesy of the vanlife guttersnipes that squatted here overnight. Caroline and I have been visiting the Oregon coast for about 20 years now, and I can say with certainty we’ve never seen so many roadside freeloaders who don’t have the respect to pay attention to the “No Overnight Camping Allowed” signs. I can only surmise that their sense of being free to roam America’s roads allows them to feel a sense of entitlement that arrives with their chosen form of homelessness for the sake of social media status. Regarding the homeless situation, it has spilled out of the bigger cities and now shows up on the coast in ways we’d not seen before. From more people living in cars (not in the aforementioned vanlife configuration) to people struggling with loads of stuff being moved through town and those who will join the ranks in the coming year due to the problem of rising rents, the situation is one of ugly proportions. Back to the vanlifers, Caroline and I used to pull into overlook parking lots where we might be the only people, but when we pull in, and there are people just waking, finishing their ablutions, or putting away the cooking gear, I try to imagine what our experiences would have been like if people in motorhomes had exercised the same liberties, especially considering two large vehicles could fill up a pullout and stop anyone else from stopping for a moment. Just because we didn’t park at an ocean overlook doesn’t mean our waking experiences are any less valid or someone else’s even greater because they flaunt convention. Enough of that, I look forward to the day that vanlife is no longer a thing or I’m dead and gone, no longer able to witness the arrogance.

Umpqua Lighthouse in Reedsport, Oregon

Normally, waking near the shadow of a lighthouse is a terrific thing, but driving into someone’s temporary bedroom sure puts a damper on that. Fortunately, they were soon gone after we spoiled their perfect isolation with our intrusion. Oops, I said I was done with all that, but the truth is that I’m never done once something gets jammed in my craw.

When we travel on weekends, it’s often been difficult for Caroline to connect with her mom in Frankfurt for her weekly call, but it just so happens that our brother-in-law Klaus is visiting Jutta as we were packing up the yurt and is going to bring us into a video chat. While my mother-in-law has certainly been here at the lighthouse, we have some skepticism about how much she remembers or whether she simply learned to just go along with things and agree to fond memories rather than admit these things are largely gone from her book of memories. It’s really not a problem, though, as she smiles a lot, and we know she’s still very aware that she’s been to the United States many times, even if many of the details are lost to the passage of time.

Umpqua River in Winchester Bay, Oregon

Do you remember how years ago there was a floating restaurant off in the distant corner here in Winchester Bay? We fondly do and have often wished to visit again, but it’s been closed for years. We first dined there back in 2006; such is the good luck of having blog posts to remind one of something that might have been forgotten otherwise. Today, we sit next to the Umpqua River for breakfast after choosing the place with more cars parked outside, figuring the locals know something.

Umpqua River in Winchester Bay, Oregon

Never believe in 10-day forecasts, or better yet, simply don’t look at them because would they really change your travel plans? This is probably bad advice because at least they offer some idea of how to dress for potential weather conditions. As for the location, we are on the other side of the restaurant for a post-breakfast walk under perfect skies.

Umpqua Lighthouse State Park in Reedsport, Oregon

This isn’t just any old forest; it is the forest that goes back…

Umpqua Lighthouse in Reedsport, Oregon

…back to the Umpqua Lighthouse because without Tillamook Creamery around for breakfast dessert, this will have to do.

Oregon Dunes seen from the David Dewett Veterans Memorial in North Bend, Oregon

We are looking across one small part of Coos Bay from the vantage point of the David Dewett Veterans Memorial in North Bend. It almost never fails that the reflections of the Oregon Dunes catch our eye, and poetically, it makes sense that a place of such great reflection should be the site of a veterans memorial.

McCullough Memorial Bridge in North Bend, Oregon

In the opposite direction, you’ll find the McCullough Memorial Bridge.

Rail bridge over Coos Bay in North Bend, Oregon

In all the years we’ve been passing through here, we’ve yet to see this rail bridge in any other position or to see trains crossing the bay. We can only guess that this is a relic of the age of forestry as it existed in the past.

McCullough Memorial Bridge in North Bend, Oregon

From this fascination with bridges, one might think Arizona doesn’t have any, but it turns out that Arizona and Oregon are nearly equal in that department, which suggests that the bridges in Arizona are not remarkable in any way. Before you object: yes, we have the Navajo Bridges over the Colorado River and the London Bridge that was moved from the U.K. to Lake Havasu, along with the Black Bridge down in the Grand Canyon, but other than those, I cannot think of any other memorable crossings in Arizona. [May I suggest Roosevelt Lake Bridge?  Caroline]

McCullough Memorial Bridge in North Bend, Oregon

For 86 years, people have been using this bridge, but has anyone else taken so many photos of it?

Traveling Highway 101 south of Coos Bay, Oregon

I’m always trying to remind myself not only to stop and take photos of the most iconic things but also the mundane ones along the way, as they are just as important a part of the attraction that draws us back year after year.

Old rain shelter on Riverside Drive in Bandon, Oregon

In addition, we try to turn down side roads we might have missed on previous travels, and today, that worked in our favor when we turned onto Riverside Drive. At first glance, this might look like an outhouse to those of us not accustomed to living in rainy places, but upon looking closer, it was obvious that this was a long-neglected bus stop for kids who needed shelter while waiting for their school bus.

Big Foot and child on Riverside Drive in Bandon, Oregon

That, or it was a hiding place from a marauding Big Foot and its daughter.

Bandon Marsh National Wildlife Refuge in Bandon, Oregon

Also from Riverside Drive, a view of the Bandon Marsh National Wildlife Refuge we’ve never seen before.

Caroline Wise at the Wool Company yarn store in Bandon, Oregon

The same cannot be said of the Wool Company yarn store in Bandon, which we’ve visited countless times and must have bought 50 skeins of yarn by now. Yes, there is new sock yarn there, destined for my feet.

The famous Langlois Market in Langlois, Oregon

Another place becoming a regular stop on our journeys is found here at the famous Langlois Market, best known for the more than 1,000,000 hotdogs they’ve sold from their little roadside market in a town of only 370 people.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

Not being able to remember offhand the last time we visited the Cape Blanco Lighthouse in Port Orford, we decided to drive down the road through the state park to have a gander.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

Oooh, it’s windy and cold out here, but the sky demands that we take the short walk in the elements to nab a photo of the lighthouse should it happen that I’ve never taken one in such nice weather.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

Apparently, Neptune has raised his Sword of Damocles against those who live above the surface of his vast ocean, threatening all of us should we not heed our own knowledge that we are ravaging his seas.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

And to our right, as we walk out on the spit of land that is home to the lighthouse, is this view of the deep blue sea that just yesterday was dark green.

Lighthouse at Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

At this time of year, nothing is open; the season is over. No matter, as the tower itself is not currently visitable even during the summer.

Caroline Wise at Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

As I said, it’s windy out here, which Caroline thought was as good a time as any to break out the new kite and test how it compares to the one it’s replacing. We’ll just call it love.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

Our car is out there in front of the tree line, and looking at the photo above this one, you might have noticed that Caroline was standing in the old parking lot. Even if the road to the lighthouse was still open, you should be reluctant to drive it as the adjacent cliffside is eroding.

Cape Blanco State Park in Port Orford, Oregon

This is still part of the Cape Blanco State Park, and to the left is the Historic Hughes House built in 1898 that is visitable.

Port Orford, Oregon

There are a lot of places I can say with certainty we’ve visited before, even multiple times, but this pullout looking north towards Port Orford seems to me to be one of the surprisingly many new sites we’ve stopped at during these days.

Looking southwest from the same vantage point offers up a crisp sky and a horizon nearly devoid of any fog. Of all the times we’ve been asked if we’ve been here or there, this country or that, nobody has ever asked if we’d ever had the opportunity to be out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

While our yurt at Bullards Beach State Park in Bandon is now 30 miles behind us, we have a date with a rock 35 miles ahead.

View from Highway 101 north of Gold Beach, Oregon

Persistence paid off in my attempts to figure out where the heck we were on the road, but it is mislabeled on Google Maps and is not identified at all on Bing; the address is roughly 35690 Oregon Coast Highway, identified with Port Orford, and it is NOT Foramen Arch.

View from Highway 101 north of Gold Beach, Oregon

Turn and look south, and this is your view from the photo above. To the left of the image, you can see Euchre Creek spilling into the ocean.

Wedderburn Bridge in Gold Beach, Oregon

Moving down a hill and between the bushes, we were offered this view of Wedderburn Bridge in Gold Beach. I wanted to snap a photo from the road, which gave a much better view; stopping for a photo would have been too dangerous though, so this one will have to do. It’s yet another bridge designed by the famous civil Oregonian engineer with a Hitler mustache named Conde McCullough.

Caroline Wise at Meyers Creek Beach in Gold Beach, Oregon

Meet our southern date here at Meyers Creek Beach, the Shark Fin. This visit, though, now comes with 100% more kite.

Meyers Creek Beach in Gold Beach, Oregon

No more disappointment trying to fly the previous pathetic little kite that was reluctant to take to the sky, as this one is a natural.

Caroline Wise at Meyers Creek Beach in Gold Beach, Oregon

Caroline is so happy with this new kite that she’s named it Happy McKiteface. Cute name and all, but I think it actually describes her.

Meyers Creek Beach in Gold Beach, Oregon

Until next time, Shark Fin, it’s been great.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

There we were, driving north as though we were doing so with purpose when, not even two miles away from our last stop, a steep road up a hillside on my left seemingly demanded that I pull a quick U-turn to investigate. Why hadn’t the Cape Sebastian sign caught our attention before?

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

Seeing how we are now up here, we should check out what is down the hill, not this way but the one in front of us.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

Nope, this is the view to the north, but in a second, you’ll know what I’m speaking of.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

This is the trail I wanted to bring your attention to.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

It apparently brings us out to the edge of Cape Sebastian, here between Pistol River and Gold Beach.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

Where exactly it’s going is uncertain as there was no trail map at the parking lot, and at this moment, we’ve not passed anyone else who can tell us anything more about where we are. Checking our phones is not an option as we have no signal.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

If this were as far as we’d been able to go, it would have been worth every moment and more. Around this time, we’d met a couple coming at us on the trail, and we asked how far they went; they’d gone all the way to the beach but warned us it was too late to try that as it would certainly be dark by the time we got back to where we were talking with them. Something to come back to.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

With that, we turned around for our walk back through the forest until we found a slightly different view north.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

In the distance to the south, way out there, that’s Arch Rock.

Cape Sebastian Trail in Gold Beach, Oregon

Back at the Cape Sebastian parking lot and ready to tackle the last 65 miles to the evening’s yurt accommodations.

Visitor Center Beach at Gold Beach, Oregon

We’ll still have 60 miles left after this “last” stop, but who could blame us? We’ve stopped at the Gold Beach Visitors Center, which appears to be the name of the beach, but that can’t be.

Visitor Center Beach at Gold Beach, Oregon

While I busied myself photographing the last moments of the setting sun, Caroline quietly pulled out Happy McKiteface and threw it aloft before I could protest. With that smiling face beaming at her new kite high above the beach in the fading light of day, there was no way I was going to rain on her moment of finding yet more joy.

Cold Comfort in Oregon- Day 8

Yurt at Cape Lookout State Park in Tillamook, Oregon

Stars were out in force last night, but here at dawn, the sky is overcast.

New socks using yarn from Cambria, California worn at Cape Lookout State Park in Tillamook, Oregon

Late yesterday, Caroline put the finishing touches on the new socks she’s been knitting for me. Strangely enough, it was just this past September, on our way up the California coast in Cambria, that I chose this yarn that would one day become socks. This is the shortest turnaround time ever from acquisition to socks of love, ready to wear.

Caroline Wise in front of yurt at Cape Lookout State Park in Tillamook, Oregon

It feels as though it was just moments ago that I wrote of our day that took on fairytale proportions, and here we are leaving our yurt when I spotted this fairy land-salmon snailfish poking its head out of an ancient tree. I tried capturing it, but in an instant, it was gone, and so were we.

Cape Lookout State Park in Tillamook, Oregon

The car is packed up but before we take to the open highway, we’ll revisit the beach we walked on last night.

Cape Lookout State Park in Tillamook, Oregon

Had a stream too wide to cross at the south end of the beach not turned us around, we wouldn’t have gone north. From a distance, I pointed out this sea lion to Caroline, but she wanted to believe it was driftwood until she saw the driftwood moving without the help of the ocean. Something was wrong with this poor creature, though. It dragged its hind legs, and we didn’t know at the time that this was a sign it might be suffering from a disease called leptospirosis, which is described with symptoms including dehydration, increased drinking or urinating, vomiting, depression, and a reluctance to use the hind flippers. We already know to keep a safe distance from wildlife, especially those that might be distressed; this photo is a cropped image taken with a 200mm lens.

Heron at Netarts Bay in Netarts, Oregon

As a matter of fact, the lens used to photograph the sea lion was the same one used to capture this great heron on Netarts Bay.

Oceanside, Oregon

Caroline voted to head inland to Tillamook, but I failed to take that advice and brought us to Oceanside at the end of the road.

Oceanside, Oregon

The hordes are emerging from their turkey-induced mal de puerco and are cluttering the serenity of the beach on this foggy day; just look at them all.

Oceanside, Oregon

Fine, we’ll just go this way where the beach will be all ours, probably because it’s raining on this side.

Oceanside, Oregon

Welcome to the Blue Agate Cafe, where we took refuge from the cold and wet to warm ourselves, have our first coffee of the day, and get something to eat. I can’t tell you how many times on this trip alone when our breakfast involved seafood and this day was no different as we both ordered their seafood scramble. We sat next to the front windows, watching the rain fall and enjoying the gray from our cozy spot. Sipping our coffees, we met Aspen and Sarah, learning that Aspen was a member of a band called The Helens with a new album on the horizon called Somewhere in Nowhere.

Tillamook, Oregon

With the first meal of the day over and our drive to Tillamook having reached its zenith, it was time to head into the Tillamook Creamery and Cheese Factory, as we had serious business to tend to.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Tillamook Creamery in Tillamook, Oregon

It was time for breakfast dessert because, on a gray, rainy day, nothing says cozy indulgence like hiding from the elements to enjoy a bit of ice cream. I should point out something that’s been nagging me this entire trip: things don’t feel as busy out here as they have during previous years. Of course, 202o wasn’t busy, but that was due to the pandemic, and after a booming summer for vacationers, I thought things up this way might have returned to normal. These days around Thanksgiving at the creamery, you’ll usually find the place packed with long lines for sandwiches, ice cream, or to check out in their gift store, but not so this year. For that matter, the beaches haven’t seen the same numbers of visitors, at least from our vantage point.

South of Tillamook, Oregon on a foggy road

We left Tillamook and headed right back out the way we came, through the coastal range.

South of Tillamook, Oregon on a foggy road

From there, we went further in order to keep going deeper into the mists hovering over the landscape.

Sand Lake at Clay Myers State Natural Area in Cloverdale, Oregon

Under the gray cover of the day, we approached the Clay Myers State Natural Area at Whalen Island and saw very little. The calming effect of so much solemnity winked at our yawns and suggested that we pull over in Pacific City to replenish our waning caffeine levels. Stimulus Coffee, that’s the name of the shop, was where we pulled in for some of their steaming hot java. With the rain comes the temptation for baked goods, and no good temptation is worth a thing if it doesn’t have at least some power over you and the power it had over us. The barista asked, “Take it for the road?” Are you crazy? The weather etiquette must be honored, and that means that we’ll sit down by a window and use the opportunity to sample our indulgences posthaste. Refreshed by pastries and coffee, we depart for the remaining 123 miles still ahead of us.

D River State Recreation Site in Lincoln City, Oregon

Maybe calling one of the earth’s shortest rivers Tiny D (although, compared to other things, it might be considered quite the Big D) became too rude and obvious comparisons, and so the people of Lincoln City called it D River in a compromise to not appear vulgar. That, or I’m reading too much into things.

Boiler Bay in Depoe Bay, Oregon

While a king tide is in effect and it’s raining, it’s not necessarily stormy, so places like the Spouting Horn and Boiler Bay here in Depoe Bay are not spitting and roaring. While the raucous ocean we love to witness is relatively calm today, the dark green color carries its own intrigue.

Caroline Wise at The Kite Company in Newport, Oregon

Over the previous days, Caroline’s attempts to bring her pocket kite aloft were met with mixed results. She was never quite happy with how things were going. Earlier today, while in Tillamook, I was assured that the shopping aspect of this vacation was finished, in large part due to the most expensive candle we’ve ever purchased, though it’s a cute one. This little candle sits in a glass bottle shaped like an old-fashioned milk bottle, albeit a small one about the size of venti coffee. The scent is listed as Trees of Tillamook, and it cost us $33. Getting home, the smell might be better compared to Pine Sol. Okay, back to The Kite Company in Newport, Oregon, a young woman, upon listening to Caroline’s sad story about her sad kite, took her over to what would become her new kite. I tried insisting it would never fit in our bags, but when she started crying, I had to relent while informing her I’d just have to throw away my underwear to make space.

Brays Point in Yachats, Oregon

Maybe it was due to the large breakfast, breakfast dessert, and the pastries, but somehow, we skipped lunch, which worked out in our favor as we were able to take a late lunch/early dinner at Ona in Yachats. This being our third and final visit of this vacation, we revisited those things that quickly became favorites, such as the smoked Maitake mushroom pâté, beet salad, and the seafood pasta in saffron cream sauce.

Heceta Head Lighthouse in Florence, Oregon

We left before we gave into dessert, as one dessert a day is all that’s allowed, even on vacation. What we can never have too much of, though, are lighthouses, and with this one at Heceta Head and the one we’ll be staying next to near Winchester Bay, we make do with the eye sweets.

Umpqua Lighthouse in Reedsport, Oregon

We reached our yurt, made our bed that will certainly be the coziest ever, and headed over to our favorite lighthouse on the Oregon coast. Why this one? The red and white light pattern is the answer. When we first visited Umpqua, I thought the lighting configuration was something special for the holidays, so its festive display instantly became a favorite. I’m sure Caroline knew that this kind of red/white signal was something normal as she knows everything, but it was magic to me, especially how the silently turning fresnel lens throws spotlights on the surrounding forest behind the towering beacon.

Falling rain, short days, cold weather, all the makings for prodding one to an early sleep. Instead, we fell into conversation and talked away the void of nothing to do. Caroline had finished my socks and I wasn’t feeling the compulsion to write. The rain continued as it mostly had for the previous 11 hours, but this only added to the comfort of being in a yurt, as nothing sounds as nice at night as the pitter-patter of raindrops hitting the canvas.

Friday Closer Examination

You can rest assured that I had yet another photo of Caroline in the Nest that could have been posted here, but after more than half a dozen images of our perfect lodging on the coast, maybe those were enough. That begs the question: how much of enough is ever enough? When it comes to being out at the edge of the sea, we apparently have an insatiable need.

We are trying to make better sense of why this is only the third time in 10 years we’ve chosen to be out here on Highway 1. The reasons are multiple, but now that we’ve been on the coast for a week, we understand we’ve been missing out on some immense beauty. About those reasons that kept us away, the first, which I think I’ve shared before, maybe even on this trip, are the driving conditions as they relate to other drivers. While the road is twisting and narrow with not many places to pull over, there are so many aggressive drivers using the road to challenge their mettle that those of us out here to soak in the beauty are abused by having them on our asses. The second reason is that the Oregon coast has pulled us up to its more casual, more accessible, and equally beautiful shores.

In the intervening years since we first started driving this incredible stretch of scenic road, I’ve learned to go as slow as I want and pay a lot of attention to people behind me. If I see a car on the straighter segments a half-mile or so behind us, I start looking for a pullout right away. This has turned out to be a great strategy as by being proactively defensive and rarely driving faster than 30 mph in a 55 mph zone, I can maneuver into the smallest pullouts that would be too dangerous to pull into if we were moving a little too fast as the gravel and lack of guardrail next to the ocean can be intimidating. This has allowed us to discover natural springs, drinking fountains, and overlooks we would have never stopped at 20 years ago.

All the same, I can’t help but feel that I’ve already shot almost every ocean view out here ten times before. If we are lucky, we’ll travel this road another ten times during our remaining years.

We found a parking spot in a crowded curve and decided to take the hike anyway. This is the Salmon Creek Trail that is supposed to lead us to some spectacular waterfalls.

Sadly, we didn’t make it to the waterfalls and had to satisfy ourselves with this small cascade. The combination of a big crowd and people playing piano music (because the natural environment without such accompaniment might have been boring?) sent us in the opposite direction back to our car. If we didn’t know we were old earlier today, this would certainly be an indicator of our intolerance for the selfish shenanigans of youth. On the other hand, maybe it simply signifies that after so many days in remote locations listening to the surf, wind, birds, scurrying lizards, barking sea lions, and encroaching squirrels looking for snacks in settings of cliffside, ocean, and fog, we’ve grown comfortable with the tranquility that is a large part of the Central California Coast.

Instead of making the theme of today’s Closer Examination, maybe I’ll change it to The Lament. Here we are at Ragged Point. We stopped for lunch and decided to walk over to a trail that leads down to that beach. I was already uncomfortable at the restaurant as we were mostly among people our age and older. So, it wasn’t that they were our age; it was the difference in attitude when compared to those our age back at Treebones. This place is for the cruise ship crowd having passive experiences while we enjoy at least a hint of being among adventurous people. That’s it; I’ll quit right now with any more complaints or negative observations, I hope.

San Carpoforo Creek pullout has space for three or four cars; we were the second one. It was a nice walk out to the beach past the creek that is pooling out there. For a moment, we weren’t sure we’d be able to pass the creek until we reached the point where we were able to walk around it because it wasn’t actually flowing into the sea. The other car belonged to two young women setting up a tent on this windy beach. A smile came up on my face thinking of their adventure of trying to sleep in the howling wind. Certainly, the days of building grand memories.

Another new spot for us to explore here at the Piedras Blancas State Marine Reserve & Conservation Area. It’s dawning on us out here that we’ve never before taken the luxury of having so many consecutive days on this short stretch of the coast. This grants us a level of granular scrutiny that is similar to what we experienced on our 20-some-odd days up in Oregon this past November.

California and some of the wealthy here who made it their life work to protect the coastal regions should be commended. These areas are outstanding in their natural beauty and no amount of manmade architecture could add an iota of value to what nature has sculpted out of the landscape. There is nobody else out here, not a single person. We know this because there are few places to pull over and park, and we’d not passed another parked car for miles. Further south, there were no other cars parked along the road, just the ever-present circuit racers zipping by.

Happy to slow things down even more, I get down on my stomach to gain a ground-level view of the low-lying plant life hugging the windswept earth.

It’s colorful down here, crawling upon the tough plants, looking for the tender ones that solicit my eyes to take notice.

I wish I could have pulled out a notebook and pen while I was looking at this succulent because here I am a day later at Lily’s Coffee House in Cambria, sitting in the shade while a nice breeze washes over me and Caroline has taken a walk back to the car to fetch a knitting item and I’ve got nothing but an empty mind that’s enjoying the down moment to listen to the birds. And then Caroline walks up still holding a bag she was going to drop at the car. She found herself distracted in another nearby shop and is now walking over to where we parked. I wish her luck at not being drawn into another shop, telling her I’d see her in 10 minutes to an hour.

So, back to the plant life and something witty or insightful about this beautiful specimen. Well, I still have nothing and will have to just leave it here as an example of a color scheme we were both taken by.

Scroll back up half a dozen photos to the one with a trail leading to the edge of the land and check out the grasses; there’s not a lot to see in a broad overview. But take your gaze away from the ocean and blue skies and look down towards your feet, and that’s when this other universe becomes apparent. What I didn’t share with you is that as we got closer to the sheer cliffside, there were deep cracks in the dirt where it looked like runoff from rains was draining through widening openings in the earth. While I’m not a geologist, it looks to me like more of this coastal land is heading into the sea.

Our car sitting there next to the road is significant to the two of us. You see, so many travels we’ve made up and down this highway and often short on time, we’d see those lone cars pulled over at the narrowest of places just barely off the road, and we’d wonder, what is so interesting out there? With so many named sights to see, who just stops at random spots along the coast and then disappears from view? Today, we are those people.

This is an old farmstead home just south of the Piedras Blancas Motel we’ve mentioned on so many other opportunities. We’ve stopped out here due to something we missed as we were driving north last week. As we passed the motel, we were looking for a low spot on the road where I took a picture of a large wave crashing well above the highway, but we couldn’t figure out where it was. We told ourselves that as we came back down this way, we’d be sure not to be distracted so we wouldn’t miss it this time. We still couldn’t find it. So, we pulled into the motel parking area and went on a walk.

Seeing a trail over by the ocean without a No Trespassing sign, we walked that way, and the path went south behind the old farmstead. Well, this was interesting enough as I saw that, at first, I thought was a coyote but then realized it was a bobcat. I’ve never seen a bobcat in the wild.

We found part of what we were looking for; no, it wasn’t this snake, nor was it the greasy black skeletal remains of a seal that were scattered about. Before getting to what it was we were looking for, let me satisfy anyone’s curiosity that might be wondering. Yes, Caroline picked up one of the vertebrae, asking, would I have a problem bringing it home? Gack, yes, I’d have a big stinky problem with that. We agreed that if she found the skull, we’d have to bring it with us. Lucky me, we didn’t find it. I’ll bet the caretakers at the falling-down motel took it with them to boil the rancid meat off the bones. The fur that was shredded in small pieces stunk too, but even I had to examine it closely and touch its bristles, as the hair was way coarser than I could have ever guessed.

Back in January 2002, we stayed overnight at Piedras Blancas during a pretty fierce storm. As we left, driving north, there were some frightening large waves breaking over the highway; click here and scroll down to see a couple of photos from that day. In front of the farmstead, we started walking along a paved section of road that I finally realized wasn’t the access road to the old house; it was a two-lane highway with a double yellow line on it. At the end of the pavement in front of the motel, it dawned on us that we were walking on an older version of Highway 1, and where it was cut off, the old road had been removed and realigned further inland. To the right of these coastal cypress trees, where there is no longer any ground at all, is where the highway had been. We were incredulous.

While it’s a bit difficult to make out, the old Highway 1 scar is on the right of the photo, and the wave photo from 2002 is breaking over a bridge that crossed the drainage. No, the ocean was NOT that close to the road before. After figuring out the mystery and getting back to an area with cell service, we Googled things and learned that back in 2017 and 2018, when the realignment took place. When we get home, we’ll be looking for other old photos that were never published that we might have shot while taking this part of Highway 1 that no one will ever drive again.

There’s an unmarked driveway about 1/4 of a mile north of Vista Point, where a large parking lot welcomes visitors to see a giant colony of elephant seals. This photo of seals is not from the main location but from this unmarked smaller lot. But we are not here to see more belching farting elephant seals; though we do enjoy their scratching, sunning, and rude sounds as much as we ever have, we are going on a hike.

We are on the Boucher Trail, walking north. How it should work out that on a Friday afternoon, we are the only people out here is beyond my wildest imagination. Okay, it could be the howling wind that is contributing to the isolation as others enjoy comfort more than beautiful oceanside walks among the wildflowers.

Twenty-five years ago, when we first learned of the elephant seal colony while on a drive north during my mother-in-law Jutta’s first trip to America, we were directed to a spot we had sped right by. There was no parking lot, no marking, or anything else, giving a hint of what was out of sight just below the cliff. We were able to walk right out on the beach to get fairly close to these enormous creatures. Now, all these years later, the colony has grown and inhabits many coves along the coast here in the San Simeon area. While we can’t go down to the beach, it was nice to be here away from the crowd.

We continued on the trail, continuously hoping for a better shot of the lighthouse, and then, all of a sudden we were at a junction with the road that travels right to it. From the road, a gate prohibits access, but from the trail, we were able to walk down the gravel driveway to get to this secondary gate. A sign asks that we do not enter without being on a guided tour; we heeded their request and were quite satisfied to have been this close.

The walk back was as wonderful as the walk out.

This is the last photo of the day where we covered 22 miles of Highway 1 in 8 hours instead of the 35 minutes Google suggests it should take. What an absolute luxury it is to have the time to do a slow crawl, taking a closer examination of a small section of coast we’ve usually mostly driven past.

Almost Did Nothing

North of Netarts, Oregon

This is the road through Cape Lookout. On a previous trip, years ago, I was, in fact looking out when I spotted an owl in the trees over the road. It was much like a day like today, but then again, it seems like nearly every time we’ve been up this road, there’s a section in the clouds.

Netarts Bay in Netarts, Oregon

Pulled over to get out of somebody’s way as we plodded along at tourist speed. This is a nice stop we’ve been to before. It affords us the opportunity to look back at the mountains we just drove through. The water next to us is part of Netarts Bay and the home of The Schooner Restaurant, but we won’t be able to visit this year. To the astute, you may have noticed this place is mentioned often here at johnwise.com; well, if you ever had the chance to try their Oyster Rockoyaki and you like oysters in the first place, you’d understand the obsession.

Oceanside Beach in Oceanside, Oregon

The last time we were in Oceanside, the tide was too high for us to feel comfortable for a quick walk in the tunnel that’s at the bottom center of this photo. This rock that juts into the sea stands about 100 feet tall and has a nearly vertical face. But to travel under it, the walk is a mere 30 feet or so to the other side.

Oceanside Beach in Oceanside, Oregon

The tunnel is rough-hewn, and at one point, nearly to the other side, the water got too deep for my hiking boots, but Caroline’s rubber boots that we picked up back on the first days of this peace-of-mind trip took her right through.

Oceanside Beach in Oceanside, Oregon

This was the first day that the wind seemed biting cold on the cheeks, but we were prepared with a wool base layer, fleece, a heavy rain-proof shell, and a beanie. I should point out that having the masks handily about our necks allows for quick pull-up for a bit of Balaklava warmth on the face. It was a short walk back to the car as rain started coming down shortly after snapping this photo.

Oceanside Beach in Oceanside, Oregon

When signs are as entertaining as this, they must be remembered and celebrated even.

View from Cape Mears Lighthouse, Oregon

Simply a lot of love for a forest that will hug the short drive down to our next stop.

View from Cape Mears Lighthouse, Oregon

This is that destination: the Cape Meares Lighthouse. It’s been a while since we were last here, but it was back in 2005 that I took one of my favorite photos of this lighthouse. That image is so deeply seared into our memories that we knew something was wrong with this picture. I don’t really know how we had phone service out here, but we did, and with it, Caroline discovered that back in 2010, two drunk young men thought it was a great idea to empty their guns into an irreplaceable fresnel lens. First, why is it always men? Second, they drove this winding road at night drunk while carrying guns. Why couldn’t they have taken their car off a cliff instead? I know that’s not very polite, but I feel the treasure in this 130-year lighthouse is worth more than their lives and what it cost us in repairs and the price of incarceration after putting them to trial.

View from Cape Mears Lighthouse, Oregon

While this looks like we’re doing stuff and not nothing, it’s actually very little compared to our previous trips when we’d be out at the break of dawn. Today, we hung out in our Airstream, having a late breakfast of scrambled eggs with leftover hamburger from two days ago; you remember the 8-pounder from Newport Cafe? Well, that actually was part of breakfast yesterday too. It was going on 11:00 when we hauled ourselves outside and got in the car to do stuff before falling victim to doing nothing. Now we’re out here, and things are about to get far more interesting.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

Back on November 21, 2012, Caroline and I were out on this very road. We’d visited the lighthouse just as we did today, but instead of continuing down the Three Capes Scenic Road to Cape Meares and around to Tillamook, we turned around to return to Cape Lookout, where we were spending the night in a yurt. It turns out that on that day eight years ago a landslide had begun that was producing “bubbling” on the road. By January 17, 2013, the road had shifted 9 feet, and the county moved to close it. It’s been closed since.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

We hadn’t been up here to the lighthouse since 2012. On subsequent visits to the coast, we knew there was a road closure up here and that we couldn’t drive through, so we concentrated on seeing other areas in between that had been neglected, such as Pacific City, Netarts, and Oceanside. Seeing that the blocked road was right at the entrance to Cape Meares Lighthouse and there were no signs against trespassing, we decided to walk down a bit to see if we could find where the slide happened.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

While the road is decaying and being taken over by forest it wasn’t until we got to this large buckle that we thought we understood the extent of what caused the closure. Thinking there could be more, we continued on our walk. By the way, on this side of the mountain, there were no winds, so our walk was comfortable and dry, too.

Newt on a defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

Along the way, we had to be on the lookout for newts, as they now rule the road.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

We’d been hoping to stumble upon an overlook that Caroline remembered stopping at on some previous trip, but we couldn’t find it, so we finally turned around. There was a memorial sign next to the road in memory of Walt Gile that had me wondering why that sign was here while all other barriers, signs, and road artifacts had been removed. I walked over to snap a photo so we could look him up at a later date. Approaching the sign, I could see that an overgrown road lay beyond a berm, so we went to investigate.

Shortly before we got to this view, Caroline thought was extremely similar to the one she remembered; there was a seismic sensor embedded in the fading asphalt. That made me a bit nervous as we’d not seen one of these yet. Maybe a dozen or two feet from there, the road took a strange turn up as though it had been lifted. Is this what was meant by a “bubbling” road? There was something peculiar about getting closer to what seemed to be an edge, and that was because, just past this, the land simply dropped straight off.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

Wherever this road once went, it no longer goes there. This is no little bit of road buckling or bubbling, the earth just slid away and is now deep below. Now my minor nervousness is compounded by my sense of vertigo, and while it’s irrational to think that just because we’re standing on this unstable land, it could slide while we are on it, I’m still leery, and we take off.

Defunct road near Cape Mears, Oregon

Further research this evening reveals that it looks like a bypass will be built and that fundraising has already begun. Someday, we may once again drive this road, but today, we were able to walk about a mile down the middle of the street without a worry that someone would come racing around the corner and run us over. Instead, we had to worry if racing land might run us over.

Blue Heron Cheese Factory in Tillamook, Oregon

Anyone who’s seen a blog entry from us about the Oregon Coast should have seen this one coming. A turkey, cranberry, and smoked brie sandwich from the Blue Heron Cheese Company is obligatory, even if we do have to eat it outside in our car this time. We also bought three wheels of smoked brie to bring home in our cooler. Something of a coup was the pastry-wrapped wheel of brie with huckleberry that we’ll be baking tomorrow, as one shouldn’t eat too many desserts in one day. For those who don’t know, the Blue Heron is in Tillamook, and if we are in Tillamook, you should be able to guess what comes next.

Tillamook Creamery in Tillamook, Oregon

Socially distanced Tillamook ice cream straight from the factory is what came next. If you are reading this from outside America, Tillamook is famous for its cheddar cheese, but here in town and across Oregon, the factory has an ice cream counter that normally has hundreds of people in line waiting for some fat scoops of flavors such as Marionberry Pie, Mountain Huckleberry, along with tried and true varieties like chocolate and vanilla bean. Today, we tried a scoop of Coffee Almond Fudge.

Caroline Wise at Tillamook Creamery in Tillamook, Oregon

But that wasn’t all, as a Cold Brew Milkshake captured our tastebuds, and before I knew it I was suffering from a wicked ice-cream headache.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Dutch Bros. in Tillamook, Oregon

Knowing the crash was coming, it was off to where else but Dutch Bros. This selfie turned out so GREAT that it’ll be our holiday cards for this year if we sent out holiday cards. Instead, it’s a grim reminder of what we look like tanked up on smoked brie, ice cream, and soy latte with an extra shot.

Steak from Cattleman's Exchange in Canadian, Texas on the grill at Hart's Camp in Pacific City, Oregon

This steak traveled far to be grilled up here on the Oregon Coast. About a month ago, I received a dry-ice-filled box with six ribeye steaks. Not just any steaks either; these came from the Cattle Exchange in Canadian, Texas. Back on the 4th of July long weekend in 2006, Caroline and I were staying at Arrington Ranch, as seen in the movie Castaway with Tom Hanks when we decided to grab some dinner at a local steak house. We were expecting the worst, as who finds a good steak in some small town?

Cattle Exchange doesn’t do good steak; they make a great steak. So great in fact, that I finally bit the bullet and ordered some online; they weren’t cheap. The first one of six is being had tonight; we are splitting it. We kept this 1.2-pound (half-a-kilo) steak frozen these past two weeks until we could start it thawing yesterday. While I had to grill on it on a cold night in between rain showers, it was yet one more incredible highlight to this amazing day of doing almost nothing.

Moon over Hart's Camp in Pacific City, Oregon

While out grilling dinner, the clouds were breaking up and scattering quickly with the ocean over at Pacific City Beach heard in the distance. Sadly, we are too full, too lazy, too warm, and cozy to go hit the outdoor shower tonight. Hopefully, in the morning, we won’t chicken out from taking a hot shower in the freezing air as we really do need to take advantage of that flower-lined cabin outdoors.

When Returning Is Not The Same

Right in front of you, the world could have changed, but how would you know? Do you think it will be obvious? At first, everything looks like it’s in its place, and you have no reason to doubt that things are as they should be. Maybe you should go have a closer look.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

The anemones are where they should be. They look healthy, pretty even. Maybe you wonder why there are no sea stars here or mussels? Have they ever been here on this beach?

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Look ashore; things look dandy over there, even inviting, but this part of the walk has us walking next to the surf. There are clues to something afoot. I took a photo of it and was oblivious to what was in the frame. We kept heading south, walking along on our way as though it was just another day.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

We stop to wonder why these blue spots are on a nearby rock exposed by the low tide. It only took a second to deduce that there had been barnacles attached there. We try to figure out why the point of contact would be blue but we never thought for a second that maybe there’d been barnacles living here in greater numbers just recently.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

As we strolled along, I noticed a hole in the rock well before Caroline, and even after pointing it out, it took her a while to notice the parallax occurring with the background behind the hole. There it was, right in front of us. We’d walked the length of the beach to get here, and now we could approach it to see what was on the other side.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Our view was of the Yaquina Head Lighthouse. I searched the internet looking for someone else who might have snapped this photo, too, but I came up with nothing. Has no one else seen this yet, or is it simply not compelling enough?

Fossils at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

A clam fossil looking mighty old embedded in the rock. But how old is it? Is it really a clam, or could it be a Panopea Abrupta, which is an extinct cousin of the geoduck? There are many fossils all around us at the end of the beach, which I should point out is only the end of the beach because the surf is high enough not to allow us to navigate around the cliffside with the hole in it.

Fossils at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

There are many fragments, but of course, it’s the more intact and recognizable pieces that draw me in. I can look right past the white flecks of broken pieces because I’m going to see what I want to see. But what if those small remnants were part of something really amazing? I can’t know that, as I’m not trained to see that type of detail. It’s kind of like Donald Johanson walking in the desert of Ethiopia when he spots a bone fragment among the rocks and discovers Australopithecus afarensis, better known as Lucy. I’m under no illusion we’ll find something that important, especially because these fossils are said to be about 18 million years old and are from the sea, but the point is, I wouldn’t know what I was looking at even if I was staring right at it.

Fossils at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

This particular shell is bigger than my hand and makes me wonder why we never see shells this size here onshore. Are there mollusks this size right here in the ocean? Which one of the 85,000 mollusk types is this one? The snarky answer is obvious: it’s a dead one. With a bit of research after we left the beach, it turns out that this might be a member of the Pectinidae family, otherwise known as a scallop.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Then it finally dawns on me after being out here for well over an hour; there’s been a serious landslide here recently. How did I miss this? We’ve been walking along the ocean only 60 feet away, and I didn’t notice this. There are fallen trees in that photo of the cliffside eight photos ago that totally slipped by me. Only on our way back up the coast did I notice them, as I was by then studying all the signs that some land here was slipping towards the sea. Was this due to the recent king tides and heavy rains? Later, I asked at our front desk, but the clerk hadn’t even heard about landslides just down the beach from her.

Fossils at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Between taking an inventory of areas that I’m assuming plunged recently, I continued to be momentarily transfixed by so many easily accessible fossils being on display. I started searching my memory of our visit back in 2018 and can only remember the various hues of clay and the sculpted cliffsides that drew my focus into them, but fossils were not part of the landscape. Are these widely scattered signs of the earth’s past only on display because of a recent major disruption in the fabric of the coast?

Fossils at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Buried in the sand was a shell that Caroline believed was a recent one that washed in on the current. She grabbed at it only to find it attached to something below the sand; it is now part of rock along with another mollusk shell, keeping its petrified cousin company across the millennia.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

This entanglement of seaweed is here not as evidence of earth movement or ocean history but is featured because Caroline is enchanted by these displays of sea spaghetti.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

The stuff I was photographing back in 2018 is mostly covered like this. Why shouldn’t the coast be radically different two years after our initial visit to this beach? That our return is not the same as it was should come as no surprise, and in some ways, it’s not, what’s more surprising is that we were just over at the water’s edge and weren’t noticing any of this. While I may not want to mix politics and vacation, I can’t help but think how many people close to a particular conservative persuasion are failing to see a drift to the extreme right when it’s right in front of them.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

We see murky bluish water nearby and then walk past this huge rusty cavern of water emerging from a slice in the cliffside. While we can clearly see the rust-colored staining going on, we can’t offer anything else on why it’s happening or where its origins are. We can note it but are lost in interpreting it. I wish we had a geologist with us right now. The damned thing is, we met a guy, also named John, further down the beach, who is a geologist and told us the story about the Astoria Formation that these fossils are located in and that they here are about 18 million years old. Sadly, we couldn’t keep him with us as a guide to interpret every little thing we are seeing.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Sea-bleached wood rubbed smooth after being tossed against cliffs and abraded with sand is turned into art over time. Dragging something back to Arizona, unfortunately, is not possible as the most beautiful pieces probably weigh close to a thousand pounds or more.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

Images such as this are similar to what I shot a couple of years ago. I stand in astonishment that clay can rehydrate after being locked away for thousands and possibly millions of years. Don’t quote me on that, but this is my observation, considering where the clay is and where the fossils are. Even when you want to accurately interpret reality, and the information is out there somewhere, it’s not always easy to have much more than an opinion. And opinions are not facts.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

We are getting closer to our motel up the cliffside, and it is precisely this view that enamored my senses on our first visit and seemed to be prevalent then. Are there still many other sights like this one down the coast but buried under landslides, or is my memory not particularly accurate?

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

This is not the work of some Coastal Banksy character who graffitis local cliffsides to trick visitors into thinking their weed has them hallucinating. Now that I’m in my room writing about this, I wonder why we didn’t dig some of this blue clay out of the beach to take home and make something from it. Maybe tomorrow we’ll do some harvesting?

Caroline Wise about to enjoy an 8 pound burger from Newport Cafe in Oregon

There was supposed to be a wildly enthusiastic video of Caroline digging in for the first bite of our 8-pound SUPER ULTIMATE MONSTER BURGER! For my readers outside the United States, this burger weighs in at 3.7kg. This epic creation from Newport Cafe down the road really is as wide as my wife and twice as big as her head. Why is there no video? As I started filming, I was wondering why Caroline’s eyes started twitching, except that was no twitch; she was blinking in Morse code for someone to save her from her idiot husband, who thought it was a good idea to go fetch this $36 thing. So I asked for an enthusiastic smile; instead, her retort was something like this, “You got me to share that ridiculous 4-pound Ultimate Monster back in 2012, then a few years later, in 2015, we did it again. In 2017, I successfully talked you out of the 8-pounder with the concession that we’d share a 4-pound Ultimate Monster; yet again, I thought we were done that time. By 2019, I thought we were making progress when we got the puny 3-pound Monster burger, and now you go and spring this on me? I may like their burgers, but what’s next, a 16-pound Double Ultimate Monster Burger?”

Thanksgiving 2021 holds promise for new culinary adventures, and I can thank my enthusiastic wife for her brilliant ideas and for giving in to my slightly outrageous whims.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

It was get out and walk in the rain or pass out till Wednesday. How much of that 8-pound behemoth did we manage to eat? It looks like finches pecked at it there’s so much left. We’ll try folding some of it into an egg scramble in the morning if we can face it. Okay, maybe I’m lying, as you can probably see in my smile that I ate the whole thing. A lot of walking was needed to shake the lethargy brought on by our crazy indulgence, so enough about gluttony and down the beach we go.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

There’s no one else out here, and the tide is on its way up. While there’ll be no sunset in this gray soup of fog and rain, we are still mesmerized by the entire experience. To walk along the ocean is a luxury we cherish.

Moolack Beach in Newport, Oregon

It was a short walk, really, as our path took us north due to our going south in the morning. We reached a stream we were not comfortable crossing, so we turned around to hit the part of the beach we’d trekked earlier. Is anyone interested in buying 6 pounds of leftover burger?