Detour to Oregon

Caroline Wise and John Wise flying to Eugene, Oregon

We’re on the plane; it is a full flight, and priority boarding is our friend. While TSA pre-check works wonders for me, Caroline dealt with the slow-motion line, taking her 20 minutes to get through security compared to my 30 seconds. Guess what we’ll be applying for in December.

In little more than 2.5 hours, we’ll be touching down in Eugene, Oregon, and until then, I’ll either be here with my pen falling on paper or I’ll crack open Bruno Latour’s After Lockdown – A Metamorphosis, his last book before passing away earlier this year.

Not sure about this book as it’s not a happy, fun read, not that one should expect that with Latour, but this claustrophobic realization that no matter where we go, we are always within. There is no way to externalize ourselves, and so in that respect, we are like a termite in its mound or Gregor Sansa becoming an insect in Kafka’s Metamorphosis.

Intuitively, I’ve always known this (or I should have), but when I go somewhere, as we are doing this evening, I’m hoping that being outside of my routine, I’ll discover something out there that will unlock some intrinsic value waiting to be uncovered within me. When I read, I wish that the words conceived outside of myself will bring me illumination through insights gleaned by others, but if the text read by me has no ability to find context, I may as well have looked at characters I cannot decipher, like the termite. I must look at the universe around me and try to make sense of what I’m capable of comprehending. A termite thrust into the sea cannot survive in a world that is too alien. Likewise, I cannot be thrust into someone else’s paradigm if I have nothing tethering me to their reality.

Flying to Eugene, Oregon

Good thing I only have 111 pages to go with a mere hour to continue reading. Meanwhile, Caroline is knitting while listening to an ebook, certainly a lot more meditative and probably a lot less demanding. Should Latour grow too heavy, I also brought along After Finitude – An Essay on the Necessity of Contingency by Quentin Meillassoux. Only now am I recognizing that both titles are dealing with something that “comes after.” Then, I think this may have been subconsciously deliberate as I prepare for where my life goes after I turn 60 next year.

I’m experiencing one of those horrible moments in life when one realizes the vast ignorance they inhabit and how long it has taken to see what should have been obvious. Latour is describing how Gregor (from Kafka’s Metamorphosis) sees his family as being the other, their own kinds of insects who make horrible sounds in their respective dwellings. Gregor is becoming normalized to the reality of being an insect; his world makes sense, but the giant two-legged things are grotesque when it comes down to it. Well, this is how I often see the average person in my own life. As my fellow humans fail to explore curiosity, I see them devolving into absurd caricatures of what it means to be human.

A termite mound without termites is a hill of mud; termites define the mound. Humans make up earthly reality; without us, this is a sphere of water, dirt, and various plants and animals. We define the concept of people, cities, and culture, which means we also define haves and have-nots, addicts, and the rich and famous.

Only two hours into the flight, but it felt like we were flying to Europe. This is until the engines slow, and we feel the beginning of our descent. I’ve made it to page 27 with Latour and am at peace as I’m not bludgeoning myself at the moment. I hope to keep reading this over the next few days, as I can always appreciate a book that exposes my shortsighted stupidity.

Signature Inn in Eugene, Oregon

We have arrived in Eugene and simultaneously inside Kafka’s Metamorphosis. At least that’s the view in the local Super Walmart at 10:00 p.m. This store is more a homeless shelter than a place to pick up the things we need for the next days. To characterize these unfortunate misfits as having emerged from a zombie apocalypse doesn’t feel too far-fetched or hostile as the tragedy that has befallen them leaves little other descriptive terms. They are Gregors becoming cockroaches. We get what we need, while the two kids in the store on a Thursday night didn’t score any cash after begging from us, and quickly, we just want to move to the exit. Not that the exit was any better, as with rain falling, the roof is an escape from the elements for the homeless population congregating here. Now we just have to hope that our car hasn’t been broken into.

After finding everything intact, we head for the motel without a lot of hope as our first impression of Eugene post-Covid is sobering. The Signature Inn checks all the boxes; it is awesome, really. Our room is clean, really clean; there are free snacks, water, and juice next to the TV we won’t use, and the bathroom is well equipped. We can be happy about this situation at the Signature Inn as this is where we’ll be staying for the last night at the end of our vacation.

Days Go By

Caroline Wise with Jutta Engelhardt and John Wise at the Idaho State Sign

Travel, write, repeat. That has been the procedure for this year, though that’s not all that happens, of course. Sometimes, I’m unable to fill the spaces between, case in point, the days since our trip from two weeks ago up to this Friday, when we are leaving for another shorty. And so, instead of continuing with what I’ve been working on, namely my writing and photography, I turn to this page to share a tidbit or other.

On the road in Molokai, Hawaii

For one, I have been making progress on my long ongoing project to update old pages and travel stories on this blog. I added photos and narratives to events back in 2005, 2006, 2008, and 2009, and likely some random posts in between here and there. The subject is almost always travel-related because back in the era of poor bandwidth, I was only posting between 1 and 3 photos of our adventures while I might have shot hundreds of photos worth sharing. These days, I have been focusing on a road trip with my mother-in-law Jutta to the Pacific Northwest in 2005, our first trip to Hawaii in 2006, a neglected trip to Oregon in 2008, and a short jaunt down to the Florida Keys in 2009, and spent time where I could find it refreshing those posts.

Rocks rising above the water in Siletz Bay, Oregon

Consider this photo from Siletz Bay in Oregon, taken on November 30th, 2008. I took this image and wrote a paragraph or two about the day; there are now 22 photos and 830 words to describe the events of the day. Funny enough, the page was only visited about 135 times before I updated it. I doubt it will ever see another 100 visits in my lifetime, so obviously, I’m not doing this for readers; it is a labor of love to better share experiences Caroline and I have been fortunate to have had. With a more complete record and narrative that follows the sequence of how the day progressed, we bask in the incredible luck and beauty we’ve shared.

Caroline Wise at Fort Jefferson on Garden Key at the Dry Tortugas National Park

Back in August, I offered a similar update of posts that I’d been working on, and I suspect that I’ll be doing these updates for a few more years. While I love this photo of Caroline snorkeling at the Dry Tortugas while we were camping out there in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico in 2009, this was just one of a few images that represented the day, which is now vastly improved, at least in my view. While I may not post as frequently as I’d like with entries that tell what’s going on as days go by, buried deep in nearly 3,000 missives are these reflections of what experiences were had in a golden age of travel.

Out of The Real and Into Omega Mart

Highway 93 north of Las Vegas, Nevada

We wake to the blissful idea that there are 100 miles of this ahead of us before we have to encounter the mega aggression of what it is to drive in the city of Las Vegas. When I think of the horror of driving in Los Angeles, I should keep in mind that even on a Sunday morning in Vegas, the people in this place of broken dreams are driving with incredible contempt and regret for their poor decisions and, consequently, they care little about others who must die like they already have done inside.

Highway 93 north of Las Vegas, Nevada

In retrospect, as in when I actually got to writing this post, it would be these V-shaped electricity poles that would be the main attraction of the day. To get this photo, we had to walk about a half mile across raw desert, and the payoff was well worth it. It was fascinating to see that these poles that would be mostly out of eyeshot of us humans were wrapped in black steel as nothing more than a decorative element. Something else drew us in: while we simply assumed that guy-wires were stabilizing the V configuration of the towers, it was difficult to see them from the road; out here, it all became clear.

Highway 93 north of Las Vegas, Nevada

I could also now grab a shot of the mountains behind the powerlines that were obscured before.

Highway 93 north of Las Vegas, Nevada

We drove next to this desert art installation for miles before realizing that if we didn’t leave with photographic proof of their aesthetic qualities, we’d be forever disappointed in the lost opportunity to share this with others and prove to ourselves that such things really do exist.

Highway 93 north of Las Vegas, Nevada

We were about to drop into Las Vegas where we’ll visit Omega Mart from Meow Wolf before stopping for lunch at Chengdu Taste for Szechuan culinary treats. From big nature into the maelstrom that is Sin City is a jolt better left to those looking for riches, sex, drunken or stoned debauchery, and confirmation that they are living the American Dream.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

The reality from my perspective is that this city is a nightmare of neon, DayGlo, fake body parts, lawyers, guns, 24-hour everything, weed, Barry Manilow, and a giant golden dildo of a hotel emblazoned with the word “Trump” across the top that for some is a Great Attractor while for me it acts as a megaphone blaring, “GTFO of here!” But we are not here to bash the place we’ve avoided visiting together since 2004; we are here for Omega Mart above all else.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

After visiting Meow Wolf’s House of Eternal Return in Santa Fe, New Mexico, we’ve been looking forward to visiting their other locations, the one over in Denver, Colorado, and this one right here. We were actually a little confused visiting this Meow Wolf location today because once you find the enclave pocketed next to the freeway, you are confronted with a parking lot aimed more at those arriving by something like Lyft, Uber, or taxi. You enter a giant warehouse-like building called Area 15, which is a blacked-out neon mall/nightclub and is probably hopping after dark, but here in the morning, it’s family time.

Caroline Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Knowing the drill from our summer visit to Santa Fe, we knew to check all doors and everything else that might act as a passage to somewhere else. With that in mind, we entered through a cooler and were genuinely excited to discover what lies beyond the cool passage.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Blam, Alex Grey type of projection-mapped irregularly shaped walls greet us in a great room. This is promising.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Oh, this is nice, an ornate skeleton in a glass coffin. We are intrigued, and our excitement is growing.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Should we pass back into reality? Not yet.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Hints of the Santa Fe location and the draw that there is yet a lot to be discovered.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

But too quickly, we are again in the main room, and while the projection mapping is great, it seems like we circled back here far too quickly.

Caroline Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Okay, now we are on the right path, this hidden tunnel will certainly bring us to an area that is not obviously part of what we are able to see from various spots on the main floor.

Caroline Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

I’m starting to get creeped out, not by the environment but by the number of observers/security personnel that are all over the place. What does this presence say about the visitors? Taking photos without them is no easy feat. At this point, we are still enjoying the ambiance and scale of things, and the tunnel stairs gave us hope that the space will be bigger and more intricate than our first observations have alluded to.

Color-pulsing flowers with shifting hues were nice, but a theme is becoming apparent; we are moving through large installation spaces in an almost traditional museum setup of walls and art pieces instead of feeling like we are in something immersive as we did in Santa Fe.

This should be the reminder, we are in Las Vegas. As much as I want to be at Meow Wolf as I first experienced it, we are in a city we abhor for the type of people it attracts. Ironically, back in the late 20th century, when we still were intrigued by this place, we despised the hell found in Laughlin, Nevada, popular with the elderly and bikers, but by now, well into the 21st century, I have the same disdain for the type of person Vegas attracts. Maybe when Earth forked 50,000 years ago, I landed in the highly discontiguous zone of grumpy assholes destined to despise the masses.

Caroline Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Too much of a reliance on video, in my opinion, which I can only figure appeals to the dim-witted who are more accustomed to being fed information via a screen with moving pictures than having to rely on deciphering what objects of art might mean. This particular part of the exhibit did allow Caroline and me to take a selfie that is well outside the ordinary of how we typically shoot them.

Caroline Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

More video. There are a lot of videos and screens for people to feel comfortable with.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

On the other hand, I want more of this.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

This was a nice, albeit slightly confusing, use of technology: it appears a motion-sensitive detector sees that a person or people are in front of the display and triggers a light; a camera records a burst of video and then plays it back mixed with digital noise that has it looking like we are peering into a universe as overlords or gods.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

And then we arrive in our favorite room of all of Mega Mart, a multi-layered glass and light sculpture that boxes in the walls. It’s always in movement with changes in the quality of the light on different panels within the layering, picking up the light and color giving the illusion that things are animated.

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

There’s something reminiscent of the Monterey Bay Aquarium we recently visited with allusions to the shapes being influenced by sea plants, jellyfish, sea stars, various membranes, eyes, and water bubbles flowing in and through things. While this exhibit is a favorite, it’s really being hammered on us that we are entering relatively empty spaces with art on the walls, and while it’s not like anything else we’ve ever seen, there seems to be something missing in comparison to our immersive experience just a couple of months prior at the House of Eternal Return.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

We are back in the main shopping area of Mega Mart, and yes, those are purple tears of disappointment at having spent $118 to be here for only a bit more than an hour. While we enjoyed most of the things we saw, the place has the vibe of being here for drunken visitors who require larger spaces that are both easy to clean and facilitate larger groups moving through without damaging fragile art, such as what we saw in Santa Fe. There is a lack of intricate detail and too much of a reliance on video screens and projections; there are not enough hidden passages. There are half a dozen doors that have signs that say, “Nope” and appear to either be unfinished rooms, rooms under refurbishment, or simply closed as they proved incompatible with the type of people that visit this location. Whatever the circumstances, nothing was offered about why this experience was so expensive and so brief.

[It should also be noted that all of the Meow Wolf installations have storylines and clues that visitors can attempt to discover and decipher. However, unlike Santa Fe, Las Vegas offers visitors an “interactive experience” for an extra charge. Since it wasn’t obvious to us what the value of that would be, we decided against it (we didn’t try to “solve the puzzles” in Santa Fe either and had a fabulous time just roaming the exhibit rooms). I suspect that the cards allow visitors to interface with the various terminals to get “clues.” It looked as if most of the other visitors were clustering around every conceivable computer screen (instead of looking at the artwork) as if we were moving through a fancy internet cafe, and that was a bit of a turn-off. – Caroline]

Meow Wolf's Mega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada

In a sense, I feel like this display in Mega Mart is a comment about us visitors that says, “You are nothing more than ground meat for the purveyors of this attraction to carve fortunes out of the styrofoam package of you so we may contemplate how our own existence becomes more meaningful than yours.  You are reduced to nothing more than building blocks of our wealth and happiness.”

The funny thing is, we are not so disappointed that we now want to forego a visit to Denver’s Convergence Station by Meow Wolf. We are trying to understand the reasoning behind the Vegas location and maybe a different demographic that is looking for quick experiences on their way through a whirlwind visit to a city that has countless other attractions all vying for the eyeballs and money of people trying to see it all as quick as possible.

Our fantastic lunch of authentic Chinese food at Chengdu Taste made up for the slightly bitter taste left after we so easily dropped $118, but so be it. As we head out of town, we are guessing this might have been our last ever visit to Las Vegas.

Old Trees and Disappearing Glacier

Spent the night in Beaver, Utah, and woke with the rising sun. We were gone before the first rays poked over the horizon. Our idea was to get to Nevada as soon as we could, but obviously not without coffee, and so with only one espresso shop in Beaver, we visited their quite crowded and slow drive-thru. It was a cold 37 degrees (under 3c) when we got in the car at the motel. Our tire pressure sensor came on to inform us of the low pressure, but with nowhere to fill them this early, I figured they’d be okay. We turned on our seat heaters, which was a bit of a surprise when, just the day before, the highs in Phoenix were still clocking in at over 100 Fahrenheit, so this winter routine was way out of the ordinary.

We probably weren’t two sips into those paper cups of java before spotting Penny’s Diner on the western edge of Milford. The idea of a hot breakfast with cups of bad coffee instead of the Americanos we picked up hit a chord with us. Our original idea was to find a spot along the 120-mile drive to the Great Basin National Park to dig into the homemade granola we brought with us, but the call of the greasy potatoes and bacon wasn’t to be resisted, even if it turned out to be mediocre. This combo of traveling and diner is such a classic setup that it easily fits in the adventure and helps round it out, which probably means I’m leaning into some romanticized ideas of nostalgia.

Out on the road after breakfast. The abandoned coffees were still warm, making for a great continuation of our driving chores.

I don’t believe these photos come close to sharing how intriguing the landscape is out here. Not the mountains in the distance, not the amaranth roadside, certainly not the asphalt, and not even the clear blue skies; I’m talking about the desolation. While, on one hand, there’s little to photograph in a bleak landscape, it’s difficult for us not to stop and take it all in, admiring how far our eyes can see without fixing on much of anything between it and miles into the distance.

Further along through the emptiness, we spot what appears to be a solo tree standing above everything else. There are actually a few trees in a tight cluster, a cattle corral and packing area where, at one time, cows were sent off to market, and a tiny two-room house. There’s some light graffiti in the house, but it’s remarkably intact and mostly left alone, and obviously, the trees are still getting enough water, a strange oasis in the middle of nothing.

We were fewer than 10 miles from Nevada when we encountered this little abandoned oasis that sprung up near Clay Spring, which runs through the property. As for the waters still flowing here, they join Lake Creek, which also feeds nearby Pruess Lake. You can be certain I wanted a closer look at the old cabin, but with “No Trespassing” signs posted every 6 feet along the fence, there was no ambiguity regarding the idea of anyone really minding if I wandered around.

Caroline was reading the various stickers on the Nevada state line sign, waiting for me to come over for the obligatory selfie, but I figured that we’d be posting something far more interesting once we got to our destination over in the national park.

We drove right by this old sculpture, thinking it must be similar to one we passed years ago. Well, we were wrong; it is the same sculpture, but it used to be in a different location here in the town of Baker, Nevada. Nearly 20 years ago, on another quick weekend trip that saw us visiting Bryce National Park back in Utah before coming to Great Basin National Park, we stopped at an abandoned building that featured this dinosaur made of old car parts standing guard and took a photo of Caroline sitting with it. Today, that old building is a small market, and this rusting, friendly-looking work of art sits roadside, waiting for extinction as it will one day fade into the earth.

That two-hour drive that stretched into a nearly four-hour sightseeing trip meant we arrived at the national park later than might have been preferred. Arriving at the visitors center, we saw that we were here during the Annual Astronomy Festival, which explains why all the rooms in nearby Baker are sold out, but it also means the park is busier than usual.

This is not the trail we were supposed to be on, but the parking lot at the Bristlecone Pine Glacier Trail was packed. We circled the area half a dozen times before giving up and heading to the overflow lot at the Summit Trail that not only leads hikers to the Wheeler Peak summit but over and around Stella and Teresa Lakes. This detour adds to our hike, but from the looks of things, it’ll be a great addition to the day; plus, we have the added benefit that there’s nobody else on this trail.

The first lake we pass is Stella Lake, with Wheeler Peak up at 13,065 feet (almost 4,000 meters) in the center (I believe) and Doso Doyabi to the left at 12,772 feet. Doso Doyabi is the Shoshone word for White Mountain.

There was much more to this walk just to get this far, and I did take plenty of photos along the trail, but what looks so dramatically different at every turn to warrant photos doesn’t always come through when choosing images to represent the day. As a matter of fact, the 12 miles from the visitors center to the trailhead is worthy of a dozen photos as we rapidly gain elevation over the surrounding basin, but turnoffs are few and my sense of lack of parking ahead had me pressing through. And now that we are on the trail with two primary destinations and two secondary destinations, one of those being the previous lake, we needed to keep our pace moving forward. Be that as it is, I still need to stop and take deep consideration of the anomalies, such as how these mountainsides are eroding.

Secondary destination number two is Teresa Lake.

Our path from the Alpine Lakes Trail Loop has intersected the Bristlecone Pine Glacier Trail and our memories of the place from 19 years ago find nothing of familiarity. The weather might have been poor back on that earlier visit, but it wouldn’t have been so bad that our vision was obscured just 20 feet in front of us.

Right in front of us, off to the right, a bit near the center of this image, is the first primary reason for our visit.

It is this right here, a gnarly example of an ancient bristlecone pine tree. These masters of longevity are considered the oldest living things on earth, and sadly, just minutes before we arrived and from the distance, we saw a group of about eight college-age young adults sitting upon and in this old tree. I think it was in Luke 23:34: where Jesus said, “Fuck ’em, for they do not know what they are doing, best smite them from their perch.”

These sentinels have stood strong on this earth, in some cases for as long as 5,000 years, give or take a few, and only with the arrival of man are they at risk of joining the ranks of those things we are able to extinct. Since the primitive days when people made their earliest attempts at writing, bristlecone pines have survived in some of the harshest conditions where little else succeeds.

Directly upon talus slopes, these trees take hold, and against subsequent encounters with errant rocks that arrive at their feet from above, they hold fast. They’ve survived countless fires, droughts, deep freezes, and even mindless kids crawling upon their arms and roots.  The old bristlecones even contributed to our understanding of ancient early North American cultures when a beam at the Mesa Verde Cliff Dwelling site was dated as having the exact same carbon-14 isotope as some nearby bristlecone pines, allowing researchers to more accurately date when the people of that area built their homes.

What is it within some of us who find greater meaning, depth, and hope for potential in the objects nature has cultivated than in the empty promises of those who swear inspiration from the words found in books such as the bible or those who claim a desire to do right by humanity in the political actions they perform on our behalf? While I appreciate the advances our species has made that brought Caroline and myself to this point in our own lives, allowing us to travel effortlessly to these destinations to record our impressions and experiences, I can’t help but remain aghast at the educational neglect of a majority of those we call mothers, fathers, brothers, and sisters.

These encounters with such grand beauty and profound examples of nature strike at me and have me wondering why there are not more Aldo Leopold’s among us. For those who may not know of him, Aldo Leopold, aside from having written A Sand County Almanac, was a co-founder of The Wilderness Society, which aims to vigilantly protect 112 million acres of America’s wildlands. As much great work as groups such as The Wilderness Society, Friends of the Earth, and the Sierra Club perform, they cannot also educate the blunt stupidity out of a careless society that, by and large, has little concern about protecting these incredible places. I get it; these lands are remote and rarely seen by the masses, but they are the most precious locations remaining that we haven’t fully despoiled.

Writing of the impressions we experienced while among the trees in the mountains of the Great Basin did not happen in situ as we were in the flow of constant movement. I’m back home now, looking at the photos and trying to tap into what I felt that led me to capture the images I did. The effort to draw an intrinsic linguistic gem of inspiration out of my head that might convey the magnitude of delight found when being present in such places requires me to block out my current surroundings and try to reconnect with the moments I was on the trail. In brief spurts, I might find that place, and the words come quickly while at other times, I can stare at an image, lost in the tragic dichotomy of where I’m currently at, typically a busy coffee shop, and feel crushed under the weight of those around me and their stupendously vapid existence.

With the trees, rocks, rivers, sky, sea, stars, animals, and the rest of nature excluding humankind, I can observe their qualities and appreciate their beauty and place within the system of life as far as I can understand it, but with people, I must bear witness to their preoccupation with the nonsense that arises from egos that never graduated beyond that of children. With their pretense of being self-important, I recoil and wish to be in the presence of the natural world, but that is not a luxury easily afforded in the current world order. So we look for balance, and that might be easier found for me if only I were to stop delivering these missives that reflect on the times when life is perfect.

This is where life is perfect. When I turn away from looking at this smiling face of Caroline or my gaze must move on from admiring the pattern found in the seemingly sculpted surface of a tree, my eyes and mind will likely encounter something else of enchanting value, bringing yet more smile to my face that will have me searching for Caroline’s eyes to see if she too has found more awe.

When writing these posts, there comes a moment when I have to walk away from the task at hand to contend with other life obligations (yes, my writing is a life obligation); it is then that I return to joining the stream of being back in real life that I have to escape my self-imposed tunnel vision and get my senses about me as I’m once again swimming against the flow.

Just be. Be like a tree, a stone, or moss, and be here doing the thing that seems to be your purpose. Obviously, many will believe they are doing just that while decorating themselves with the funerary accouterments drawn out of popular consumerist culture instead of rising to the challenge of answering their own list of oblique strategies that might help groom them into finding their humanity as opposed to being tools. There is also the way of the psychedelic where psilocybin, DMT, or maybe under the right circumstances, LSD might open a pathway, but this track of the story needs to happen somewhere else.

Come to think about it; this is the embodiment of the psychedelic as the environment threads its way multi-dimensionally into the earth and out to the sky. Everything here reaches into our eyes, sense of smell, and hearing. We touch cold stone and reach out to ancient life but remain blind to the universe of transactions where root hair cells are absorbing water and nutrients through osmosis while sunlight falls upon leaves where photosynthesis is at work, and all the while, the force of air and water are carving the environment in speeds we’ll never really see unfold. All of this flow of life is what the psychedelic wants to show you, but if you are too fixed in your certainties of how life must be, you’ll never see things for what they are.

If the tree could share a story with you, it might go something like, “I’ve stood here for thousands of years; I’ve watched the heavens above shift with the sands of time. I know fire, ice, and pests. I’m more familiar with our nearby star you’ve named the Sun than any of you can ever hope to comprehend. My existence is not eternal, but I’ve grown to understand the symbiotic relationship between the earth I’m anchored to and the sky I reach for. What will you know after your brief time on this planet we share?”

Dead but not gone as its old roots hold fast, and its arms still welcome the warmth of the sun.

Meanwhile, the rocks of the mountain laugh at the folly of my admiring silly trees that know nothing of longevity. Mountains, they say, truly understand the providence of deep time and would sooner turn to dust over a couple of billion years than sprout and wither in a mere 5,000 years or so.

The tree retorts, “Under the best of circumstances, you send your grains of sand downriver, where they are forever lost when they join other sediments to create the basis for mountains that will one day replace you while we deliver offshoots and seeds that are taken far and wide to cover the lands you once had total dominion over. But don’t be sad as it is from your greatness towering over these lands that the rocks you drop and sediments you lend yourself to is what sustains our lives and has created the basis for the symbiosis we’ve come to enjoy.” The wisdom of nature is commanded by the silence of evolution that conveys an intrinsic beauty pulling those who understand the equation into the desire of wanting to share in this great knowledge.

And then my developing blog post reminds me how it’s like this rocky trail into the thin air found up here over 11,000 feet above the sea or 3,350 meters up high. You see, the path isn’t always clear before you move further along, and it slowly becomes evident. I’m not saying that my writing will do the same thing, though that’s what I aim for. Each step forward risks twisting an ankle and each successive word threatens my ego with exposure of not having really understood the way into writing. No matter, maybe writing is like hiking; you go along on a path uncertain of what you’ll really find, but on occasion, you stumble into something that brings you joy, while at other times, you stand at the precipice of horror, wondering if you should go on. The air thins, and dizziness swirl about in your head. Stop, take a few deep breaths, and continue on your way.

Perhaps the way ahead is frightening? That’s okay. Stop again and turn around. Look at where you’ve come from, and maybe you’ll see that you’ve already surmounted hurdles that make continuing easier than you feared. The adventure is, after all, just a series of steps forward, one foot after the other and, in my case, also one word after the other. An outcome one should seriously fear is when debilitating inertia stops one from ever taking the first step or the next one, and we become frozen in place, be that in front of a TV, a job, a relationship, on the trail, or in mid-sentence.

We were informed that even if we’d stop at the sign that begins the last leg of the hike from the Bristlecone Pine Trail out to the glacier, we’d be offered about as good a look that’s possible without some scrambling over a bunch of scree. Do you see that patch of snow in the center of the photo? That’s what remains of the glacier. I thought this was good enough as it had taken us nearly 4 hours to get out here; we’d soon be in shadows, and we still needed to return to our car before the sun went down. Caroline wanted a closer look, so we continued. The top of the mountain on the right is Wheeler Peak.

At the bottom left of this image, you’ll see a trail leading up and around the foreground debris. It was at the foot of that trail that I didn’t want to go further as it was starting to challenge my sense of exposure. Caroline went up there, but from her perspective, she couldn’t see anything better. Now, the bad news for my wife. That small bit of glacier is the Rock Glacier, while what we thought was some remnant of snow from the past season turns out to have been the bottom of the Wheeler Peak Glacier. If you look at the photo above this one, at the bottom of the cirque, you can see a slightly bluish area going up to the left from the small snow patch. That was the main part of the glacier that we hiked out here for, and we totally neglected looking specifically at that. We didn’t even notice it as being glacial. As for cirque, it is defined as “a half-open steep-sided hollow at the head of a valley or on a mountainside, formed by glacial erosion.”

While I might be mistaken, keep in mind I’m not a geologist; I think this is part of the cirque as it looks like on the back of Doso Doyabi.

We are looking at the remnants of a 560 million-year-old sea where deposits of sand, mud, and limey sediments made of silt and clay mixed with calcium carbonate to create these highly fracturable rocks. As the glaciers retreated, they dragged along tons of these rocks.

Much of our trail this afternoon has been upon that debris left by the disappearing glacier that is also called a moraine. This is Caroline descending the segment I referenced earlier, where part of the trail was too exposed for my sensibilities.

A whole forest of bristlecone pines, maybe we could call it a murder of trees? [I prefer “thunder of trees,” actually – Caroline] In the background is the Great Basin that stretches from the Sierra Nevada Range in California, such as in Death Valley, where we were in January, over to the Wasatch Range in Utah, where we spent the 4th of July. The basin, as I understand things, never drained to the ocean and instead was always an inland sea, remnants can be found at the Great Salt Lake in Utah and the nearby intermittent Sevier Lake that shows up occasionally about 40 miles east of here. Today, I learned that these types of bodies of water are referred to as endorheic, meaning they do not flow outside of themselves, just like the Salton Sea over in California.

A great article that helped me learn about some of this can be found here.

We’re on our way back down the trail with an impulse to revisit all the trees we passed on our way up, not because we failed to see them but because there’s a hope that we’ll see something more. In my reasonable mind, I know that I cannot merge with these trees, and I cannot see some deeply hidden truths within them; all the same, I want a greater exchange with the nature I’m visiting so that it might continue to travel with me when I’m no longer present.

Goodbye, Bristlecone Pine. Should I never see you again, I wish you a continued existence for another 1,000 years as you outlive all 7.98 billion people alive today and the next many billions that will follow over the ensuing hundreds of years.

We are reaching our car again and are looking forward to sitting down. From this point, our car is just behind me on the right. The trail we hiked out on is over near it and travels away from the road to the two lakes we visited earlier; they both lay below the bright, ragged mountainside on the right of the photo. The trail then swung around the base of that part of the mountain and went right between Doso Doyabi, the peak to the left, and up towards Wheeler Peak, the high point on the right. Again, I may be mistaken, but the very top of the glacier might be seen to the right of the center of this photo. Should we ever return to the Great Basin National Park, we’ll have to be here early in the morning when the rising sun illuminates the cirque and the glacier nestled up under it.

Driving down the mountain, we started considering the option of sticking around for the Astronomy Festival and so we stopped at the visitors center, but it was closed. Drats, not only wouldn’t Caroline be able to drop off her Junior Ranger booklet, but we couldn’t learn more about the evening’s events. With no phone signal out here, that wasn’t an option either, so we decided to hit the Loneliest Road in America, Highway 50, and make our way over to Ely, Nevada, to secure a room for the night. A funny thing happened on the road to Ely; we turned south on Highway 93, certain we’d find a room in that direction and better position ourselves for tomorrow’s trip home, thus skipping the Astronomy Festival. Had we had phone signal prior to reaching the 93 and could have contacted a motel in Ely, we likely would have stayed and then returned to the national park in the evening. As it was, we felt we had a great experience so far and decided that a shorter drive home tomorrow was desirable.

Confident and content that we’d made the right decision, we drove off into the sunset. It was right about here on the road that we felt a certain sense of familiarity that required a stop and photo to compare to a previous trip if this were, in fact, the same place we’d captured years before. Click here to compare for yourself; we’re pretty sure it’s the same spot just from a slightly different position on the road.

No, this is not a great photo with so much shadow on the foot of the mountain, but I’m posting this as it felt like we’d already been driving for more than 45 minutes when a sign pointed out that this is Wheeler Peak, did it really take this long to get to the other side? By the way, we still didn’t have a phone signal.

When we finally started seeing signal again, we found out that all three lodging options in Caliente were sold out, and so were the other places between us and Alamo, Nevada. I mention Alamo as that’s where we secured the last room they had, which, if they hadn’t had a room, would have meant we’d be driving all the way to Las Vegas, another 104 miles south.

We scored at the Sunset View Inn with a night in the Safari Room. Before I knew about the extra decorative touches here, Caroline texted me about her surprise regarding our room, then she slid open the window as I was still taking care of some things at the car, and with a beaming smile, she told me I had to come over and see this place immediately. As I peered in, the first thing that grabbed me was the lion-themed bedspreads. Getting into the room and seeing the animal prints on the light switches, the painted claw marks in the closet, and the elephant-themed towel holders, the character of the otherwise non-descript roadside motel started to elicit joy. Each room at this inexpensive outpost has a different theme! Hopefully, on a return visit, we’ll snag the underwater-themed room. If these kinds of touches out in the middle of absolute nowhere don’t put a smile on your face, nothing will.

Cambria – All Day!

Cambria, California

After our intense 16-hour day yesterday, we skipped setting an alarm, but our internal clocks didn’t seem to appreciate the effort to sleep in as we woke shortly after 6:00 anyway. We looked out our hotel door over to the ocean and while there was plenty of light out there, the sun itself was yet to appear. The same might be said about us getting ourselves out on the other side of said door as we sat in the room reading and writing. At any moment, I’m certain one of us will take the initiative to shower and it’ll be in the middle of that when the sun barges through a window and has us feeling lazy.

Now aware that we might miss the greatest sunrise ever, I get to the adulting and get this ship of Wise underway. Because I know readers are looking for the smaller details, I’ll overshare by letting you know that just seconds prior, I had doffed my drawers and was heading to the shower when Caroline pulled her head up from her searching for English words related to weaving in her quest to translate some things for her friend Claudia and told me she was just about to do the same. Shooting her some side-stink eye, I turned around and put those still warm and slightly funky underwear back on because who wants to sit their bare ass on a hotel chair? I got back to writing. Later, when Caroline gets to editing this post, she’ll be wishing she’d let me go shower instead of adding this little tidbit regarding my musky nethers in need of washing being aired out here on these pages. Oh good, she’s already turning off the water right before I start in on describing my bowel movement.

Cambria, California

From my butthole, we head out for breakfast which is a short 1/2-mile walk north along the ocean. Yeah, I, too, am hoping my chocolate starfish, or the more politically correct Fudgy Seastar, does not become a theme for this beautiful day.

Caroline Wise knitting in Cambria, California

Breakfast at the Oceanpoint Ranch Canteen was finished, but our coffee was still hot, so why not sit a while, knit, read, write, and sip that coffee for a while longer? Our plan, or lack of a plan, with nothing etched in stone or even drawn in the shifting sands, was as amorphous as my occasionally missing maturity. We could drive up the coast attempting to find the one spot we’ve not been a dozen or more times before (not to imply we wouldn’t enjoy it all over like it was the first time), but sitting here in the cool 63-degree sea air (17c) with me writing and Caroline working on those socks using the yarn from our trip to Rügen, Germany, last year, also by the sea, it starts to feel like we should have a down day. Why not just stroll along the beach, grab more coffee, and return to the Moonstone Grill for lunch while incorporating more of this post-breakfast activity? That sounds perfect, and it’ll be just what we do.

Cambria, California

Across the street to the boardwalk and trail that we’ll follow to the north, further than we’ve ever traveled on this path. For unknown reasons, we never made it this far on our visit last year. Then again, I could be forgetting things, but to the best of our collective memories, this is our first time right here.

Cambria, California

How could we have missed this beach?

Caroline Wise in Cambria, California

We’ve traveled this 100-mile length of coast more times than most Californians ever will, and still we are enchanted by this opportunity to be here again and again regardless of the effort or cost. That we are still able to stumble upon places that we’d somehow missed might baffle us, but we explore them and the familiar sights like they were all found during our first visit here. It’s as though living in a desert prepares your senses with a kind of sterilization process to see the vibrancy in the verdant world where everything is new all over again.

Cambria, California

While we are not looking for jade here on Moonstone Beach, as we are looking for moonstones, of course, that doesn’t mean Caroline won’t pick up the nicer examples of some pretty jade and share them with me. Many years ago, we owned a rock tumbler and used it exactly zero times, and ultimately handed it off to Goodwill. Trying to find the balance between hoarding, collecting, and not getting to attached to things, we do our best to fight impulses to have it all, but as I just looked at new tumblers over on Amazon for only about $100 I can’t help but want to nudge Caroline into getting another one we can store in our closet unused for 5 or 10 years before giving it away too.

Cambria, California

Regarding this photo, I took no notes while out on the coast and so I’m in Phoenix right now trying to find what I’d like to say about it. On my headphones here at Starbucks, I’m listening to Max Richter’s On The Nature Of Daylight, looking for an emotional context to paint the right image, but even with some of the most beautiful music I can find to help inspire me after I’ve left a place, it’s not always easy to find meaningful words that might accompany a photo I found worthwhile to share but difficult to write about. Such is the nature of beauty.

Caroline Wise in Cambria, California

Went as far as we could before realizing that we could sprint around a corner and that if the tide came up, we could return by the road on our right-hand side. What you might not see with clarity is that Caroline is walking on pebbles instead of sand, rock hounds paradise over here and the place where she hopes to collect a solid half a dozen moonstones to take home with us.

Cambria, California

So there we were, all by ourselves, on a private beach of sorts due to the circumstances of nobody else being here, aside from lots of birds. Why no one else is here is a mystery; it’s Labor Day, a holiday, and there’s not a soul unless these feathered friends have souls. Is everyone else bolting home already? And was there ever an everyone else out here? Guilty admission time, yes, for photographic purposes I triggered this seagull blizzard that I’ll from here forward refer to as a “gullard.”

Cambria, California

There’s the matter of a lone surfer, but he’s out in the waves, seemingly content to float alone and enjoy the moment of solitude, not appearing to offer a care about riding the many waves that pass under him. I suppose the same might be said for us as we have an entire beach of sand, and Caroline even found a pink bucket, yet we are not building sand castles.

Cambria, California

It all looks so well laid out, somewhat permanent, really based on the ice plants behind the bleached driftwood, but the reality is that one storm will roll in and redesign everything. So the truth might be that we have been on part of this beach before, entering from the northern end, but on that visit, the configuration was so different that today, we recognize nothing other than the joy of being here.

Cambria, California

Not feeling like we’d walked enough, we continued right past the stairs that brought us down here and around another corner at what appeared to be the south end of how far we could go, but again, we could pass easily enough. Ah, there are stairs down there, so we can go back up the cliffside on those.

Cambria, California

Nope, that wasn’t going to work unless we were about to start entertaining a latent death wish due to the surf cutting between us and the other side where the stairs promised us a path to lunch. Maybe we could have gotten there, but a vertical cliff with what might be a precarious trail to some young bucks screamed at us who are full of age-instilled wisdom with brains that measure the rocks with jagged edges and consider our buoyancy factor determining that if we enter that rollicking water, there were hints of serious injury if not total annihilation.

Caroline Wise in Cambria, California

Are you sure that’s the best place to grab a seat to rinse your feet before putting those sandals back on?

Cambria, California

Finally, off our private beach walk and four miles later, we see that our path is going to take us right over to the Moonstone Grill for some seaside grub. How it became this late is one of those great unanswered questions, as it felt like we just left breakfast. Caroline insinuates that we’ve been lollygagging.

To celebrate such dawdling, Caroline raised a toast with a Manhattan and set in for an extended lunch of resting our feet and senses as just how much ocean can one take in at a time. From previous experience, we knew that no matter what we had for lunch, a dessert was going to be had, and it was the ice cream with hot Oregon berries because, oh yeah. After this indulgence, it was time for more sounds and visions of the sea, and that boardwalk across the street was beckoning.

Cambria, California

Caroline coined a new term today; feel free to Google it after I share it, as it simply never existed before today and will be published for the first time in history right here on this blog. The word, with a drum roll, is “pelicanado.” It describes the masses of pelicans that fly in to drop down to the sea where a bunch of other birds has gathered, as there must be a school of fish below that they are feasting on. As waves approach, the pelicans scramble out of the water (not always successfully), returning to the air but circling back around just to dive bomb right back to where they were feeding. Well, she’s right; it looks like a pelican tornado, a.k.a. pelicanado. Regarding my summation about the school of fish or if this was a social gathering, I willingly admit a total ignorance in the way of pelicaning.

Cambria, California

A young couple sitting at the seashore, they are us, we were them. There were others before them, and others will follow. For the moments we sit there, we are the first and only to see exactly what it is we are witnessing, and these times influence who we are beyond the minutes we’ll take up the bench and claim it as our own. Putting into words what we’ve taken in and shared with our minds and imaginations is as impossible as teasing apart the sand from the surf and sky, and yet we’ll sit there knowing that we are somehow in love with more than the person on our side.

Cambria, California

After walking the length of the beach, this is, in fact, the end, we headed over to some stairs away from the hot sand to find a bunch of benches, a pool, some massive barbecue facilities, and other amenities such as nice cool shady trees here at Shamel Park. A break was just what we needed.

Cambria, California

Somehow, it’s approaching 4:00 in the afternoon, and it feels as though we’ve done a bunch of nothing or, again, in Caroline’s parlance, we’ve been honing our lollygagging skills. Unable to do a thing while we sat doing nothing, we tried rubbing our two brain cells together to muster a plan and realized we needed coffee like pelican need fish. It was awful nice just remaining at our picnic table, planted under the cool canopy sheltering us from the now oppressive sun. The sea breeze wafts over us at a pleasant 72 degrees, and our only complaint might be that we can’t take some with us tomorrow when we point the car towards home. Realizing these perfect conditions, I don’t believe anyone could blame us for this momentary proclivity into zero action and total laziness.

Surfing in Cambria, California

Eyes are heavy by the time we reach our hotel, where the car is parked. We have two options for that coffee, with the second one closing in an hour; it’s the one we’re going to. It’s called the French Corner Bakery. On the way over, I called ahead to Robin’s International Restaurant, where we have a reservation for 8:00, to see if we can move it up to 6:00, no problem. We sit down for our coffees after meeting Justin, the guy behind the counter, and start a nice chat with him instead of doing much writing or knitting.

As the bakery is about to close, we only have to walk a short way across the street, and we’ll be at Robin’s. Our original dinner date was to ensure we’d be on hand for sunset, as we just love sunsets. So now we might miss our cherished moments as the sun dips below the horizon, but we’re practical enough to know that we can’t have it all. Then again, maybe dinner goes by quicker than anticipated and we’ll be back on the other side of Highway 1 before dark. This being our last night out, if we weren’t satisfied with things yet, this trip would have been for naught as you can’t capture perfection in the last hours of a multi-day trip.

Sunset in Cambria, California

Maybe we skipped dinner? Not a chance; we simply didn’t dilly-dally. We got down to business and felt that we’d just have to get back to the ocean for one of these moments of golden glistening ocean and warm orange sky.

Sunset in Cambria, California

Since when was one photo enough when 3 or 4 can better get the point across because choosing one was impossible?

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Cambria, California

Selfies of Caroline and me are obviously not as frequently shared as images of her because I’m the one behind the camera. At some point down the road this or last year, Caroline had said she didn’t feel we were taking enough so I’ve made the effort to get us to pose for these more often. To this end, I scrolled back through the blog this year; 17 pages with seven posts per page took quite a long time, as I’ve probably shared thousands of images this year for Mexico alone. Anyway, it looks like I’m fairly well represented on these pages, though I think I could share more photos of me with my hair out for the mad scientist look.

Sunset in Cambria, California

And this, as they say, is that. The end.

Aquarium, Coast, and Whales – All Day!

There was no sleeping in today; we were out at the first moment the sun peeked over the distant horizon. Golden light spilled into the sky, accompanied by a blinding streak of white slicing over Monterey Bay. Over in Germany, some of our family are spending this Sunday together for their annual September reunion. Over WhatsApp, they share smiling faces; we share a view of the rising sun over the Pacific.

Strangely, there are only about a dozen of us out here for the start of the day, well, us people, the pelicans, some seagulls, a few others, and a splashing seal putting on an acrobatics show. The sound of the surf and birds don’t appear to offer the local group of women exercising under the trees enough of a background, so they’ve brought a soundtrack the rest of us can listen to as we pass by. The same goes for some of the walkers and runners who somehow don’t think that they might be disturbing others who prefer to listen in on the natural environment.

We move away to find another beautiful spot under the riot of nature, unpolluted by the ugliness of our fellow humans. Once we’ve basked in the cleansing light of the sun but not yet burned to a crisp, we’ll need coffee to wash off the grime of disdain for the rude people around us. That’s right, we bathe in boiling coffee before trying to drown in it. And where does this ablution occur this morning? At the Red House Café on 19th and Lighthouse. Any ill will towards others that I might have gathered was temporarily kicked to the side as a father passed by with a baby and a toddler in a stroller and their dog in tow. The toddler excitedly announced to us and everybody in earshot that he’d just seen a fungus. That four-year-old boy was serious about how amazing the sight of a real live fungus was, and if that enthusiasm isn’t able to put a smile on someone’s face, nothing will. Not to imply that I’m not generally happy, but I cannot turn off my annoying trait of always paying attention to others, something at which Caroline is coolly adept.

The day had started to resemble yesterday as we were the first in line again and we found ourselves at the same table on the patio, only I order something different while Caroline opted for the yummy frittata again. Last year, when we first ate here, Caroline pointed out how unbelievable it was that we were now sitting here on the cafe’s sunlit porch while on our earlier visits to Pacific Grove, we wouldn’t have wanted to afford the place nor join the line. By the way, this patio and house is not where we ate breakfast; it was just a nice little bungalow on our way there.

Back to the similarities between days: we’ll walk away from the Red House Cafe after our breakfast for a return visit to the aquarium. I’m fairly sure, though, that it will be like visiting for the first time as all the swimming creatures in the cold seawater tanks will have reorganized themselves just for our time among them. Of course, I’ll be taking plenty of photos to prove this. Not that this matters, but I’d like to point out that I’m not, in fact, ignoring Caroline right now as I write these musings as she’s practicing her texting-fu chatting with her German bestie, Claudia. Not only are they communicating across the oceans as Claudia is somewhere in Europe, but my wife is smiling like a loon from time to time. The reason I can’t be sure about Claudia’s whereabouts is that she and her significant other seem to vacation as much as we do if not more. [Nobody we know vacations as much as we do, I reckon. – Caroline]

The parallel universe of coincidence again sees us walking the water’s edge to the aquarium. Is it the exact same time we are arriving for the 9:30 members-only opening, or is it slightly earlier or later?

Once inside, a glitch derails our move to the always-beckoning Kelp Forest, and instead, we are drawn to the Open Sea to experience the jellyfish all for ourselves. Not content to just have my photographs and potentially nonsensical blog posts, Caroline saw the opportunity to bring videos of the jellies home with her.

Was our time among the jellies two minutes, or was it a half-hour? It’s hard to tell now that we’ve learned that these gelatinous Medusozoas warp time with their tentacled ancient arm things. After more than 500 million years they’ve evolved to a level of sophistication that allows them to live in a timeless infinity, pulsing through an ocean traveling forever; that, or they lay in wait to sting a hapless human to death.

After our psychedelic jelly encounter, Caroline needed to maintain the visual intensity, and what other than laying down under a school of sardines could come close?

Try as I might, I cannot understand just why the hammerhead shark evolved with its eyes so far away from its body. What kind of wicked sensing system is in that crossbar that holds eyes that cannot possibly see what it’s about to eat? I should probably do a little bit of searching before making such assumptions, as it turns out that hammerheads have 360-degree vision thanks to their peculiarly shaped heads. Combine that kind of vision with the old ampullae of Lorenzini, and I’m growing increasingly certain that the ocean is stuffed chock full of aliens.

I’m noticing a trend with animals that sport some level of transparency, such as man-killing jellies. These predatory tunicates are able to swallow whole scuba divers who approach too closely. I know they don’t look that big, but that’s because we are looking at them through rearview mirrors, so we can see their immense size in such tight confines found here in the aquarium.

You could wager that I’m now fearful of searching for information about the brittle stars, and I don’t mean the ones from Hollywood. First of all, I came to see that this is not what I thought it was; it is a sea star of the Brisingida family, meaning it’s a predator (hopefully not like the one from the movie). Not your ordinary sea star, of course not; this one doesn’t just filter its meals from the current of water around it. According to an NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) article, “Their spines are covered in tiny claws which act as sort of a “starfish Velcro.” Using these claws, they snag all passing life (regardless of size, I’m speculating) and then pass their meal down to their mouths using tube feet.

Here you go; it turns out that Brisingida sea stars are related to brittle stars, and before I got to the NOAA article, I opened a page from Scientific American about how brittle stars see. This won’t be good, and spoiler alert, the details are about to be shared. I’ll paraphrase here, “Their arms are loosely coordinated by a nerve ring in the animal’s core, almost like eight co-joined monster animals with a mutual interest in where to go, what to eat, and making little monster stars.” And people have the audacity to complain about paying taxes when we are able to go to a restaurant, sleep in a cozy bed, and live on land in houses instead of in this underwater world of nightmares?

Time-warping hallucination-inducing jellies, people swallowing tunicates, and now these f&%#ing hagfish. Blind and toothless, they eat the dead, from the inside no less! Not enough horror for you? They are known to suffocate other fish that try eating them by the copious amounts of slimy mucus they are able to produce; we’re talking serious bucketload amounts of the stuff that clogs the gills of the fish, and if that’s not doing the trick, they can tie themselves into an overhand knot while in the fish creating more difficulties for the idiot fish that won’t be trying to snack on this creeper again, should it survive.

Right after we return to Phoenix, I want to find out if there’s a doctor performing hagfish stem cell therapy so I can be the first man on earth with a self-lubricating slime penis.

After our encounter with the self-lubricating seaworms snarfing on death, we were psychically contacted by the flamboyant cuttlefish to pay a return visit to the salmon snailfish. How did we miss this yesterday? Their bodies are semi-transparent, which does not portend good things, and what about those mesmerizing hypnotic eyes? Oops, too late! Caroline was the first to be put in a trance by the blue-silver eye that allowed the fish to communicate to her that, as a species, they do not like their scientific name of Careproctus, which was derived from Ancient Greek where κάρα or kara translates to face and πρωκτός or prōktos is translated as anus meaning they are Butthole Faces. I want to adopt one.

Are things weird enough for you yet? Do you see those chin fins? The salmon “asshole-head” snailfish uses them to look for food in the sand as it plants itself face first on the sea floor, see photo from yesterday. By the way, you might notice its eyes are now black; that’s because this “Po-Kopf” (German technical term) has met its match with a bigger asshole-head who is stealing its powers in order to crown me King Facia-prōktos.

See that crab? Salmon snailfish are known to use them as repositories for their eggs; yep, you read that right: the fish with butt face uses king crabs parasitically by installing its eggs in the crab gills, turning them into a mobile home/incubator for their offspring. Jesus, Caroline, what are we doing here in this house of horrors?

This is the point in the aquarium where all truths gleaned from any loose-lipped Perciformes will be erased using the kinetic color pulsing living embodiment of the “Neuralyzer” as seen in Men in Black (oh my god, John, just how hypocritical are you?). Obviously, it didn’t fully work on me, and I can only surmise that my good fortune in retaining the truth about the secret marine culture that uses us for its entertainment has been left partly intact due to our particular sequence of events whereby some strange chance I took notes prior to my mind-washing and didn’t trash the crazy stuff I wrote. Trust me, I thought twice about sharing what’s in my notebooks but this is what I found there.

No, seriously, where did the first two hours of the day go? We cannot leave the aquarium without a pilgrimage to the Kelp Forest, but getting there could be problematic as we suffer from “Needtoseeitallagainitis.”

Any number of things could distract us on our journey that must conclude with finding the exit. Oh, what’s this? It’s the old boilers used here when prior to the aquarium taking over, this was a sardine cannery. Funny how, in all the years of visiting Monterey, I think this is the first time I’ve ever photographed the old sardine processing equipment near the entry.

Well, sure, that is a kelp forest out there, but we’re looking for the one with that old familiar musical accompaniment that makes us all sentimental when we listen to it at home in the weeks and months between visits (MBA Kelp Forest Live Cam).

Ah yes, the soundtrack of Jaws starts its haunting throb as the shark approaches.

And with that, we have to bid adieu to another visit to one of our favorite places ever here at the great Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Obviously, we broke free of the aquarium, which is more than any of the fish can say (not that fish say a lot, as far as we know). Though a magic sardine whispered at us that Queen Elizabeth would die in four days, but come on, how could a sardine know that?

You can trust this isn’t just some more lollygagging for the sake of wasting time; we left our car at the motel as parking anywhere near the aquarium is difficult at best and an underwater horror story at worst. Regarding this never-before-seen view of the bay, by us anyway, there’s a small passage between the Hopkins Marine Station operated by Stanford University on the left and the aquarium on the right. The white sand beach is Cabrillo Beach and appears totally inaccessible to those of us on the wrong side of the fence, which is apparently anyone not working at the research facility.

We know we are inching towards the next exit, that of leaving Pacific Grove and the Monterey Bay area. Heavy hearts weigh on empty stomachs having us consider our lunch plans. Oh no, the Mexican joint we ate at yesterday doesn’t open for lunch on Sundays! Lucky us, I called ahead to the Borg that we’d be a bit late picking up our car as we were looking to have something to eat first, and our choice of grabbing a bite at Peppers was nixed; well, the mysterious voice on the other end commanded us to go to the Monarch Pub and Restaurant for some English grub. All of a sudden, the words of the sardine were haunting me like this was some kind of foreshadowing or were the butterflies trying to message us?

Klingeling! That’s the sound a German bike bell makes and has brought me around from my fits of hallucinatory madness, which propelled this writing. Now, back in reality, I’m here thinking of that wonderful post I wrote in Germany just last year that featured 23 images of bicycle bells and some thoughts about the process of aging. You should read it if for no other reason than to cleanse the mental palate of the things drawn out of my imagination, you might have endured in the paragraphs above.

It was 3:00 when we hit Highway 1, traveling south. We were well aware that we couldn’t afford the indulgence going down the coast that we took on our way up. With only 4 and 1/2 hours of daylight remaining to our still glorious day, we’ll be measured, discriminating, and intentional about where we choose to spend our precious time under the sun.

Knowing this limitation, we hadn’t planned on the heavy traffic with two complete stops at construction sites and a serious backup at the Bixby Bridge.

We were about to sail right past Big Sur, or so was my intention, before Caroline wailed about how beautiful the view of Point Sur was, so I quickly pulled over.

Did we even make it a few miles before the view had us pulling over again? Nope, this is looking behind us from the same pullout where I photographed Point Sur, but it is beautiful that way, too; I just had to include it. Now, we’ll hit the gas and get moving, as we have a long drive ahead of us before we pull into Cambria for the night.

Oh, this is nice, but so were the other stops along the way that I’m not including in this post because I’ve already included 42 photos, and that’s simply enough, along with being the answer to the Great Question.

How had it taken us 90 minutes to get this far? The Henry Miller Library is in Big Sur. We’re hardly crawling along at a snailfish pace, but the library is open which for us is surprising as we are typically on the wrong side of the clock for a visit. This can only mean we MUST stop.

For those who don’t know, Henry Miller is considered a literary innovator and has been said to be a major influence on the original generation of Beat writers. His works were banned in the United States for many years, likely due to the sexual content. When I was in my early 20s, I tried reading Tropic of Cancer and Sexus, and neither title gelled with me; they are now long gone. As I cannot deny his influence nor the respect I have for an author who inspires so many other writers, it was fitting that we’d take this opportunity to stop in and even support the place.

While I feel my interest in the Beats has passed, and I read On The Road by Jack Kerouac many years ago, I’d never read his book titled Dharma Bums, and so that was my title of choice today. We didn’t have a lot of time to make choices as we’d arrived shortly before they were closing. Caroline chose Straits: Beyond the Myth of Magellan about, you guessed it, Ferdinand Magellan. This is a beautiful little bookshop full of interesting titles for those interested in alternatives outside the mainstream books that are not typically carried by the dominant big box store.

Leaving the library and enjoying the art and grounds here next to Highway 1, a fully naked, bubbly young lady flutters by as if this might be how she goes about life every day. I keep my camera aimed at this old typewriter as I must control my creepy old man persona trying to escape.

Not 10 miles down the road, the massive view beckons, and we easily oblige, but it’s okay as we are getting close to the halfway point to Cambria at a mere 55ish miles down that way or so. Caroline had already gotten back in the car, and I was about to do the same when something caught my eye.

A spout of water is what flashed into my peripheral vision, and not two seconds later, a whale breached. Yelling at Caroline to jump back out, she was soon next to me. Not only did the two of us see the breach, but the crack that followed was amazing, too. The lens I was using is obviously not ideal for capturing whales more than 2,000 feet away from shore and maybe 150 feet below us, but that’s what I had. I took a lot more photos than this, as we witnessed several breaches in a row, but this was the best one. I also photographed them spouting, but from this distance, those plumes look like tiny, rather unspectacular white splashes.

We sat here a good while, waiting to see the pod surface again and hoping for more breaching, but it wasn’t on the menu of events that blew minds on this great day. Well out of sight, was a barking seal that likely wasn’t breaching. As we continued south, we saw more pods spouting in the distance, but taking photos of them didn’t work out; the memories were terrific enough.

Here we go stopping again as we saw more spouting. No seals within earshot, but we did see some pelicans and some old architectural thing. That’s the Big Creek Bridge built back in 1938, just a few miles north of Lucia Lodge, which is also about the halfway point between Pacific Grove and Cambria.

Now, on the next stop for even more whales and some excited Germans looking for wildlife. While the distant cetaceans spouted there would be no breaching, we left quite satisfied I hope the Germans were too.

There comes a point in time when, as daylight is slipping away, my mind goes to work on the geometry of what lies ahead, where we want to be, and the position of the sun in the sky. There’s no reason to be in a less-than-optimal place for sunset, so we have to pace ourselves; hence, this stop to sprawl before it all.

This photo is only here as a reminder that while traveling Highway 1, there is not only the ocean side of things. Not sure you can see it but there’s a house in the center of the image and something like an artists workshop cabin on the right.

This looks promising, but I think there’s better, so we keep going.

But not before I snap this perfect photo of Caroline smiling in the golden late day light on a curvy coastal road with a background of pampas grass, little fluffy clouds, the moon, and sea while wearing her Mayan motorcyclist t-shirt picked up from Taller Leñateros in San Cristobal, Mexico, earlier this year. What a life.

The last stop during daylight hours, as this is the place we’ll watch the sunset. It has vibes of “best spot” to me. We crawled under some barbed wire and stepped onto some crumbling coastline to find the position that would be just right for this curtain call.

We’re still about 20 minutes from Cambria and were not leaving this spot before that sun fully disappears from view. It is Sunday night, and not sure what restaurants will still be open after 8:00. We opt for a poor excuse for a Mexican place in San Simeon, but who cares when we’ve been feasting on all the wonderful sights found on another perfect day?