Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 5

Herbert Kurchoff, Jessica Wise, and Eleanor Burke at Waffle House in Pensacola, Florida

It is Saturday in Pensacola, Florida, and we decide to sleep in. This worked out for Jessica, too, as she was on call until 6:00 a.m. Arriving in the evening, we weren’t able to see the damage lingering here until we were on our drive to pick up my daughter at Corry Station, where she is taking her Naval training for the job she will be performing while enlisted with the United States Navy.

Her facility is, like all other military installations, immaculate. I have often wished that cities would organize themselves as well as these posts and keep the landscape clean and in order. We get a brief tour of the grounds and are just as quickly on our way to get some breakfast.

Being here in the south Waffle House seemed like the obvious choice. Even finding an open restaurant is a challenge in Pensacola post-Hurricane Ivan, but Waffle House turns out to be a great choice. Auntie loves grits, Grandpa didn’t much like the waffle, Jessica had a wrap, and I had a waffle, hash browns, and sausage.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Stomachs full and without much of a plan we drive west along the coast. Mile after mile of devastation is all we see. We are all caught off guard as none of us thought the damage was so great or that it was lingering so long after Ivan hit the U.S. back in September. From Pensacola to Fort Pickens in Alabama, we drive through a ghost town.

A few people have come out for the beach; mostly, they are fishing. Some sit on porches in buildings that are largely vacant. The majority of people in the area are construction workers. Everything is damaged.

Beachfront homes lean on their stilts. Foundations of million-dollar homes have buckled, and their raised floors have fallen away, draining their contents and leaving empty shells. Some homes have lost walls, while others had their roofs torn off. In one home, we see through a hole in the wall a dresser with most drawers missing; the closet still has shoes in it. The couch is growing mold, as are the walls. A blade from a ceiling fan is missing, and an old purse, notebook, half-burned candle, and a still-standing open bottle of wine sit on the floor surrounded by sand.

Jessica Wise and John Wise on the Alabama Coast in 2005

High-rise condo owners weren’t spared either; it appears that most if not all, are closed. Facades are torn off; entire corners are gone. Cranes dot the landscape as things are being rebuilt. Resorts and luxury beachfront hotels are all closed. Debris lines the streets and parking lots. Plants, trees, and tennis courts look as though they were abandoned years ago.

Alabama Coast in 2005

The day is gloriously blue-skied, and the weather is perfect. The beaches are crystalline white, with the Gulf waters gently rolling in. A few feet away, a dishwasher sits in the sand, ripped from the home it once belonged to. Across the street, a couch is upended, sitting with other household things scattered willy-nilly.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Bizarrely, a built-in swimming pool floated away from its home and was redeposited where the driveway used to be. Some places have already been pulled out with no further sign of its existence besides some pilings, while others look like they may be salvageable.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Instead of chatting about military life the four of us can’t help but stand in awe at the power of the storm and shock at the tragedy of how life and property were cast aside by the heavy hand of nature.

As far west as we can travel on the 182, the picture is much the same. Time to head a bit north over to Fort Morgan, where we’ll catch a ferry to Dauphin Island. Almost immediately, a sign brings our attention to the fact that the ferry is not open but will reopen soon, another victim of the hurricane.

Although much havoc has been wrought upon these communities, there is still much beauty to be found here. Everything is recovering. The beaches are so very pristine. The forest continues on. Birds still sing, and here and there are the intrepid tourists riding bikes, walking, and playing golf.

Fort Pickens in Alabama

At Fort Morgan, we pay a small fee to view this historic site. The large fortified structure came through the storm without a scratch. The massive walls stood much the same way they have for the past 150 years. What is broken and looking beyond repair is the dock where the ferry to Dauphin Island once stood. Crumpled, folded, battered, this dock we drove off with my mother-in-law just a year and a half ago is in dire need of some tender loving care.

Fort Pickens in Alabama

Sadly, Alabama is in dire need of some cold, hard cash. Fort Morgan is run now by a skeleton crew due to budget cuts. I just want to scream at President Bush: yeah, go ahead and give more tax breaks to the rich and just have the states shut down our state historic sites and close the state parks too to finance changes in Medicare, whose costs will have to be absorbed by the states. Send troops into Iran with bags of cash so we leave our roads potholed. Don’t develop alternative energy; we can export suitcases of cash to the Middle East for oil and move to close down or limit access to our national parks. No child left behind means no cash for forests; log them out of here.

Sorry, but you can’t drive across this country seeing the decay, and ignore it. Of course, you can sit at home in a city that’s doing well and not have a clue any of this is happening, but I’m out here seeing it, hearing about it, and not being able to do a thing about it. America the Beautiful is going to need a Band-Aid.

Herbert Kurchoff, Jessica Wise, Eleanor Burke, and John Wise at Fort Pickens in Alabama

Fort Morgan, though, is still here, and we don’t have a lot of time to visit it. The grounds are beautiful; the bunkers are mossy and wet, with stalactites forming from the minerals oozing through the old brick structures. Displays within the fort walls are well presented, but I wish the glass was cleaned a little more frequently. Old cannons dot the grounds, and darkened passages lend a mystery to the history this fort exemplifies.

A small museum helps tell the story of the coming and goings of this facility that had originally been built to protect Mobile Bay. Do your research before arriving, as the gift store is being starved out of existence due to those budget cuts.

Auntie and Jessica had a great time walking and talking here today. Later, Jessica told me of her respect for Auntie’s enthusiasm and genuine excitement at being at this historic site.

Grandpa had originally been a little reluctant to join us in the fort but ultimately joined the party. Due to the blood thinners he takes, Grandpa is most of the time quite cold; here on the open coast with a good wind, it was a bit chilly, but he overcame that to catch a glimpse of things and visit the museum with us.

I know Jessica appreciates getting to know these two a little better during the past year and a half. Often, she blurts out how funny or cute these two are, how sweet Auntie is, and how Grandpa says some surprising and laughable lines that seemingly come out of nowhere.

Florida Coast at Sunset near Pensacola

It would be nice if Jessica could join us for the next week, but the Navy has plans for her, and what the government wants, the government gets. Even these few short hours spent here she has been able to accumulate memories that will surely leave a positive impact on her and her future.

At 4:30, we are driving east and decided we should try to make the galley before closing time. Jessica calls a buddy and finds that the closing time is 5:30; it’ll be close but we try.

Not a chance; it is 5:27 as we enter Pensacola. Before going on a wild goose chase, we call information to find a Po-Folks, but while on the phone we pull into Barnhill’s. Wow, we were lucky. This is a buffet-style restaurant serving up southern cooking.

The menu includes fried shrimp, catfish, pulled pork, fried chicken, ribs, greens, yams, rutabagas, cabbage, green beans, and at least 25 other dishes. For dessert, we can choose from peach, berry, or apple cobbler, bread pudding, banana pudding with Nilla wafers, and another half dozen items. I am so happy this place doesn’t franchise and open in the southwest; I would weigh 400 pounds before Christmas.

With dinner finished, we went to the hotel and set up Grandpa and Auntie in their room. Jessica comes to my room to read the story of the road trip so far. With tears in her eyes, she smudges her mascara into a fright mask. Next, she views the photos we’ve taken after leaving Arizona and driving through New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, and Alabama.

Just as we finish, a humongous man-eating Florida-style cockroach crawls across the wall. I open the door while Jessica, with Samurai-like moves, lunges at the roach and gently but firmly siphons the hand-sized mutating insect from its clutch on the wall and hurls it outside. Hey, Go Navy! That’s some training. I am impressed with the skill and dexterity that have developed in my offspring.

A friend drops by the hotel to pick up Jessica, saving me the drive back to the base and allowing me to sit down to relate another day on the road with family.

Jessica Arizona to Colorado – Day 3

Monument Valley in Utah

Oh no, our bonding trip has done what it was supposed to. Here, on the last day of our road trip through a small corner of the Southwest, I’m really enjoying my time with Jessica. We are on our way down this road to make a proper visit to Monument Valley.

Monument Valley in Utah

Into the park we go on a perfectly beautiful day.

Jessica Wise at Monument Valley in Utah

Our visit is brief as we are traveling a little more than 300 miles back to Phoenix this morning.

Jessica Wise at Arizona State Sign

Jessica jumps for joy, believing she survived the trip.

Navajo Reservation in northeast Arizona

Those sheep are carrying away the remains of my kid. I suppose the joke would have been funnier had they been goats.

Navajo Reservation in northeast Arizona

Like all trips from the Wise family, it ain’t done until we get home.

Hubbell Trading Post on the Navajo Reservation in Arizona

The Hubbell Trading Post National Historic Site felt like a good place for just one more thing.

Hopi Reservation

Oh, but wait, if we turn west instead of continuing south, we can visit the Hopi Reservation. By the way, if you look at a map, you’ll already know I’m zigzagging, as the trading post shouldn’t have been on our route home.

Hopi Reservation

I figured that if Jessica was enjoying herself in the discovery of these remote locations, I should take advantage of our time out here and share as much as possible.

Jessica Wise at the Painted Desert in Northern Arizona

One last photo near where our trip really got underway near the Petrified Forest was taken in the Painted Desert while still on the Navajo Reservation.

The day after the end of this wonderful trip and trying to capture every minute we could before her departure for naval basic training in Chicago, we headed over to a local art theater in Scottsdale for an opening day screening of Fahrenheit 911 by Michael Moore. Little did I know that Jessica had arranged for her father to break his neck to exact revenge for pushing her over the cliffside. As we walked down the left aisle, an old man was bent over on the floor. I never figured that out, so it must have been a setup. Stumbling over Grandpa, probably with her hoping I’d break my neck crashing into the seats, I ended up kicking the guy, relatively hard actually, which had him uttering a gravelly-voiced bark of “Son of a BITCH!”

Jessica and I laughed so hard I was sure we’d be asked to leave the theater. For hours afterward, we were both practicing our best imitation of the old guy cursing “Son of a BITCH!” and laughing as hard as when it happened there in the dark theater.

Jessica Arizona to Colorado – Day 2

Jessica Wise on the Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

Our descent into father/daughter madness continues with me scouting the next location to take action. I got it, the old “throw the kid from the speeding train” trick. She must have figured out my dastardly plan and has strapped herself to her seat on the Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad in Colorado. This photo was her laughing at me and gloating, “You didn’t expect that, did you? I’ve got you figured out, old man!”

Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

Okay, enough of the drama (I can hear Caroline cackling back in Arizona, “Ha John, you never stop with the drama!”) and so I’ll get serious about this narrative.

Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

We are having a great time out here, but I’m sure you already knew that by the smiles I’m capturing on Jessica’s face. I’ll need to keep those close to my heart as aging into adulthood, and whatever changes her career in the Navy will bring she risks those eyes of innocence becoming shaded by cynicism. Hopefully, the explorations into experiences will leave her with the idea that there are always possibilities that go beyond what you are leaving behind and that you are always leaving something behind.

Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

One day, she’s a high school student in rural Texas; the next, she’s traveling in the mountains to an old mining town, but maybe tomorrow, she’s on that raft out there testing her mettle.

Silverton, Colorado

Here we are in Silverton, Colorado, for lunch. Our stopover will be short, and then we’ll be back on the train, returning to Durango.

Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

We wander around the edge of town, away from the other tourists who are more interested in trinkets and souvenirs, which forces me to give credit to Jessica for sharing my enthusiasm for the spectacle of nature.

Durango Silverton Steam Train in Southwest Colorado

I have to admit that before embarking on this epic three-day journey, I was afraid it might be boring for my teenage daughter. I’m enchanted that she and I are getting along and laughing as much as we are.

Cow Canyon Trading Post in Bluff, Utah

With so much available daylight here in summer, we don’t waste any of it staying in place; we remain on the move. This stop for a photo was in Bluff, Utah, on our way south.

Monument Valley in Utah

Perfect timing to reach our first sight of Monument Valley in the last moments of the setting sun.

Jessica Wise and John Wise at Monument Valley in Utah

I can’t get over that Jessica is not wearing the face of simply tolerating the whims of her father but seems to have eyes that exclaim that she’s having fun. Don’t worry; I do consider that she might just be a good actress and wants to avoid that side of her father she doesn’t really like.

Mexican Hat Lodge in Southern Utah

We had to turn around down near Monument Valley to drive back up through the Valley of the Gods into Mexican Hat where we were staying tonight. When I booked this evening at the “Home of the Swingin’ Steak” I was already well aware of their vegetarian option as that’s what Caroline orders when we are here. The man on the grill is Clint, a legend!

As we sat roadside with the grill swinging back and forth, just as advertised, a dog emerged from the night, and instead of coming up begging for food, it flopped down in the dirt, rolled over, and showed us its belly, putting on a perfect show of total cuteness. A metaphor for a father and daughter known to quibble, just show each other some vulnerability, and you’ll understand how cute the other is.

Jessica Arizona to Colorado – Day 1

Jessica Wise and John Wise in Arizona

Time for some father-daughter bonding, so Jessica and I headed out on the road to torture each other. I mean, seriously, who travels with their 17-year-old kid when said kid actually wants to spend time with a parent? I always thought this was anathema to the very ideas of freedom. And it’s not like we haven’t had a rocky past where Mr. Opinionated A-Hole made his fragile progeny weep giant tears of hurt.

Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

But here we are all the same, just the two of us testing one another to see who will crack out a giant desiccated car-length turd of despair. This example log at Petrified Forest National Park may not have been a tree at all and could seriously be a T-Rex BM back in the day when Father Tiny-Arms attempted to visit the Grand Canyon but got so pinched in the tension of such an ordeal that this happened.

Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

Of course, I’m just kidding. My heart is not made of stone, and I’m sure hers is not either, though her mother sent me this image claiming it is, in fact, a fairly accurate representation of that cold thing beating in her chest. What I didn’t laugh at was her claim that she’d inherited from me.

Jessica Wise at Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

Jeez, we only made it to the north side of the park before I had to push Jessica over a cliff. How she caught that pole is beyond me. I guess if she’s old enough to be heading off to the Navy, she’s old enough to have been practicing pole skills. Oh, did I forget to share that? Jessica needed me to sign off on her early enrollment to join the military, and after a minute of trying to dissuade her, her argument was too strong to ignore. Her reasoning was something like this, “I don’t know what I want to do, and I don’t want to end up pregnant or on drugs, which seem to be the options out here in Florence, Texas.” Well, how do you argue with that?

Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

Next, I tried the old trick that I’d hidden her birthday present out in the maze and all she needed to do was to brave the heat and hellish sun exposure and start hunting for it. I insisted there was a cash element to it, but she wasn’t biting. I think she knew by this time I would drive away.

Jessica Wise at Window Rock, Arizona (Navajo Nation)

But then there she is, putting on that cute “I’m seriously nice, Dad, but you have issues” smile, and I give in to allowing her to eat. My daughter is a vegetarian, yet another reason to leave her by the side of the road.

Jessica Wise and Colorado State Sign

Jessica exclaims, “What am I supposed to do, just pose here or something?” I responded with, “Look behind you; you are on Highway 666, which seems an appropriate place for the spawn of some evil like you to find your way. I’ll just tell Caroline you got cold feet about the Navy and decided to go nomad.”

Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado

This is turning out more difficult than I thought, as even up here in the mountain retreat of Mesa Verde National Park, she wouldn’t believe me that her room for the night was in a kiva on the other side of the wall. It’s not that I don’t cherish my daughter, but you’ve never smelled her feet, and if we get to a motel tonight, I’m going to suffer in inhuman ways unimaginable to others. Guys have feet like hers (including the incredible size; I swear if she were shorter, she’d be a hobbit). Her feet are of the kind where you ask people to take their shoes off outside and wash those mosquito attractors before entering the room or just leave them sealed up in their shoes that are probably growing to their feet anyway.

Sunset in Colorado

Wow, we made it to the world’s cheapest motel I could find in Cortez, Colorado. This remnant of dryas would have provided more loft under our heads than the pillows we were given. To add insult to injury, I found us a Chinese restaurant to “dine” at. Anyone who’s traveled America’s minor roads knows, “Never go to a Chinese restaurant in a city under 150,000 people,” and here in Cortez, the population doesn’t even hit 8,500. You wanted vegetarian food, it’s this or Arby’s.

Jessica Going Back To Arizona

Santa Barbara, California

The next day, we took an early morning drive up into the mountains above Santa Barbara, California.

Cold Springs Tavern in Santa Barbara, California

Had a great breakfast at the historic Cold Spring Tavern, which was established in 1865.

Jessica Wise and Caroline Wise in Little India, California

On the way back to Arizona, we stopped in Artesia, the home of Little India, to take the kid shopping.

Jessica Wise with John Wise in Little India, California

She also tried Indo-Chinese cooking for the first time at Rasraj.

Jessica Wise trying Falooda in Little India California

Finally, she dipped into a falooda – a sweet Indian/Persian drink with lots of ice cream, rose syrup, and noodles.