Colmar to Como – Europe Day 7

Colmar, France

That old thing called weather looks cooperative, but it’s still late spring, so we are “prepared” for a turn at any moment. These views are why travelers and tourists flock to this area. Being out here early, we nearly have the place to ourselves.

Colmar, France

Just to my right, out of view, was an elderly Chinese man who, armed with his sketchbook, was drawing a pretty good rendition of this particular perspective. By now, you might start to understand why this area is also called “Little Venice.”

Colmar, France

In a couple of hours, all of these places will be teaming with people and the village will once again have sprung back to life.

Caroline Wise in Colmar, France

Just the tip.

Colmar, France

One view might be much like the last, but because we walked these streets on such a gorgeous day and the place was ours, these images will allow us to study the details to see what we might have missed while we were walking through or just gaze into the scene as it was on this day allowing the impressions to take up permanent residence in our memories.

Colmar, France

There could be considered one disadvantage to being up and out early: nothing is open yet. The bakeries are the first to open which is good because hunger walked out the door with us. What we are really waiting for is this:

Colmar, France

I took better photos of St. Martin Church, but those didn’t include the stork and its nest in quite the same way. The importance of storks in the Alsace goes beyond the baby being born story and dates back to the year 817 and involves Louis the Pious, son of Charlemagne. If you’d like to read a very short history of that story, check out this blog.

St. Martin Church in Colmar, France

Construction began back in 1234 and wasn’t completed until 1365. The idea that more than a few generations of craftsmen spread out over 131 years would work on this with those who began never seeing their work finished is a strange thought. If I were a betting person, I’d wager that it could be every day and on some of those days, multiple times a day, that we visit a church or cathedral.

Colmar, France

At least there are a few places left that haven’t gone over to red plastic and neon for their signage. Aux Deux Freres is “Two Brothers,” and Charcuterie translates to cooked or prepared meats.

Colmar, France

Last night, the streets were teeming with visitors enjoying the early summer weather. With the shadows still long but shortening quickly, it won’t be long before, once again, the din of the village will be at a low roar.

Colmar, France

With things still in this idyllic moment, we decided to was okay to leave as we have one of the two longest drives on this trip ahead of us today.

After the “long” drive from Colmar to Basel and then Lucerne, we were ready to enter the Alps in earnest.

The Alps in Switzerland

Caroline, by now, has already commented on how “Swiss” everything looks half a dozen times. We are blown away to have the weather cooperating with us, as we have been trying our best to prepare ourselves for the fact that we may not see any peaks up here due to cloud cover.

The Alps in Switzerland

While I never got a photo of it, we were impressed with how many people still harvest hay on the side of the mountains using hand tools.

Caroline Wise and a cow in the Alps of Switzerland

Every one of the cows in this roadside pasture wore a bell, and the chorus of the two dozen or more bells clanging in the mountains was a terrifically beautiful sound we will never forget, especially because I recorded the Cow Concert and will post it here after I return to the States. By the time this friendly cow was done with Caroline’s arms, she had scratch marks all over them from that tough old tongue.

The Alps in Switzerland

We couldn’t believe the outrageous intensity of the landscape either; the only thing missing was the time that would be required to meander up these anonymous roads and find the hidden trails to go hiking so that instead of only seeing the obvious sights, we could find the hidden ones too.

The Alps in Switzerland

I should point out that we are not on the main road here as there is a series of tunnels and freeways that were built that allow the heaviest traffic and trucks to make better time through this stretch of Alps; we chose the scenic path.

The Alps in Switzerland

Tunnels bored under the mountains allow for a straighter, less difficult drive, but who’d want to miss this?

Caroline Wise in the Alps of Switzerland

You had to know that Caroline is nerdy enough to reenact a Sound of Music moment here in the Alps, right?

Caroline Wise in the Alps of Switzerland

Defacing the Alps with snow graffiti because she just doesn’t care.

The Alps in Switzerland

Approaching the summit of the road on Gotthard Pass. Below us is a 10.5-mile (17km) long tunnel, allowing the trucks and those in a hurry to move quickly while we linger and take in the sights. Well below them, close to the base of the mountain, is the world’s longest rail tunnel at 35.5 miles long (57km).

The Alps in Switzerland

Year-round, the snowpack and glaciers throughout the Alps make for some of the greatest scenic drives on Earth. This particular section of the Alps is known as the Lepontine Alps.

The Alps in Switzerland

About to start our descent toward Italy.

The Alps in Switzerland

This was the view from near the highest point on our road today and is adjacent to the spot where I took the image looking down the mountains. There is also a souvenir and cafe up here, along with a WC also known as a water closet or toilet.

The Alps in Switzerland

One last look back from where we just drove through.

Entering Italy

And then, all of a sudden, we were on narrower, crowded streets with people yelling at us that we couldn’t stop anywhere. From the idyllic to mayhem in less than 10 miles.

John Wise and Caroline Wise on the streets of Como, Italy

We look pretty good for what we just endured. We made a mistake and drove right past the sign that said in Italian that these narrow streets that were far narrower than anything else I’d ever driven on in my life, were only for locals. Our apartment for the night was down one of these passages and so we kind of felt that made us temporary local residents: wrong! If you notice that the lighting on our selfies is different on this trip, it’s because I’m using my phone to shoot these due to the lens on my DSLR having a broken auto-focus. During the course of our trip, my 10-year-old Canon would see different electronic malfunctions, and the zoom on my lens would break, forcing me to manually pull on the barrel of the lens to jam it back into a wide angle.

Como, Italy

This is indicative of the passage we drove down. Should you think it looks wide enough, our side-view mirrors were at times only inches away from buildings, tourists, and other cars.

Como, Italy

Walking to dinner because a short two-mile (3.4km) walk up the hillside might offer up some nice views.

Crotto del Sergente Osteria in Como, Italy

This is Crotto del Sergente Osteria in Como; well, actually, it’s out in the woods in a secluded corner away from traffic. It’s the perfect setting for our first-ever meal in Italy. I chose this while we were back in the States so I could avoid wasting time debating different places while we were starving on the streets of Como. This restaurant is known for its slow food.

Crotto del Sergente Osteria in Como, Italy

I won’t task you will all the photos I shot of our dinner, but I offer you these two. This was one of our warm first courses and is Raviolone all’Osibuco of Veal with Saffron of Faloppio, Soft Marrow, and Horseradish.

Crotto del Sergente Osteria in Como, Italy

My second course was this Porchetta del Crotto with Ginger Sauce and Piattoni (beans).

Como, Italy

We took a taxi back to town as not only was it dark when we finished dinner, but what I didn’t show you about our walk up a twisting, winding road was how often there was no sidewalk and how we hugged the edge of the road just half a meter away from vehicles speeding right by us. We can’t tell you what time Como goes to sleep because at 11:00 p.m., there were still thousands out on the street; matter of fact, over in front of the lake, there was a public Zumba class with hundreds of people dancing along. This photo is not indicative of the number of people out, as there’s hardly anyone here.

Como, Italy

Walking back to our apartment around midnight we have covered 9.5 miles by foot today (15 km) and climbed 40 floors.

Frankfurt to Colmar – Europe Day 6

On the Autobahn driving southwest in Germany

Today begins our road trip out of Germany. We left Frankfurt early, and sadly, there was heavy enough traffic this morning that I was never able to drive faster than 180 kph (115 mph), so I’m hoping that on the return journey, I might yet see 132 mph (200 kph). Next stop: Karlsruhe.

Father Hans Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

We had this appointment with Caroline’s father, Father Hanns Engelhardt, here in Karlsruhe before the official beginning of the road trip. He and Caroline spent the first part of the meeting talking about language and Hungary to a large extent. At lunch, the conversation switched to English and philosophy, specifically to Schopenhauer, Adorno, and Horkheimer. Hanns will be in Hungary about a week after us, giving a talk to the Hungarian-German Lawyers Association, of which he is the co-founder. Before Hanns became Father Hanns, he was a judge at Germany’s Federal Court of Justice.

John Wise and Caroline Wise in Alsace, France

Entering France.

On the road in the Alsace region of France

Nice to start the no-obligation, self-indulgent leg of the trip with such beautiful weather. We are now officially on holiday.

Alsace, France

We find that it is often difficult to spot a pullout where we can stop for a photo not just in France but across our travels in Europe. It is as though roads are merely a practical means for moving between points instead of admiring the views and capturing the memories of a road trip. This is one area that America got right.

Alsace, France

Beyond the vineyards, a castle is perched upon the hilltop, creating a spectacular view!

The Statue of Liberty in Colmar, France

With this scale version of the Statue of Liberty, we figured the village of Colmar, France, must have something to do with the monument that arrived in the U.S. back in 1885; sure enough, the sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, who designed Lady Liberty was from Colmar.

Colmar, France

We arrived in the city center and found parking fairly quickly. Summer holidays for Europe don’t start for about another month but already things are pretty crowded, although still only a fraction of what’s about to happen. When planning for our trip to Europe last year, we already knew that if we couldn’t leave before June 1st or after September 15, our flights would be much more expensive and our lodgings too.

Colmar, France

We had left Karlsruhe around our planned getaway time of 1:00 p.m., so we would arrive here in Colmar while a particular museum was still open. That’s where we are heading right now.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Welcome to the Unterlinden Museum. This place houses a very special, unique, and historic piece of history, but I’ll hold off on sharing what that is until we get to it in the same sequence as we first came upon it during our visit.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

There are several other historic pieces of work, architecture, sculptures, and art from the area from Roman times onward. This image is of the details of a Roman tiled floor.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Makes one wonder if anyone presses their grapes using this old method anymore.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Even the casks back in the day might become historically important in the future as this one did. This is what the inscription says: “Here I sit, fat-bellied, with my juice of the vine which makes healthy people brave and gives strength to the sick. Those who help themselves of it with measure the lord will make happy and will fill their hearts with joy. Those who misuse and drink too much day and night will lose money, body, and soul. On 9th November 1781. Peter Meier.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Maybe we should have done better research and found out if there were any bottles from these casks still sealed and in someone’s collection somewhere on Earth.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

While I’ve seen plenty of pieces similar to this at museums as far away as Los Angeles in the Hearst Collection, seeing them from the region of origin allows us to get a better sense of the local history instead of some distant random place where a wealthy individual was able to adorn their home with the historic treasures of another culture.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Just walking through the halls, Caroline and I saw our doppelgangers from antiquity.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

A scene within a scene within a scene (Melancholy by Lucas Cranach the Elder).

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

It kind of makes you want to take up carving wood panels as a hobby so you can translate your favorite Elvis Presley glow-in-the-dark velvet poster into something a bit more three-dimensional, doesn’t it?

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

In the days before wallpaper, there were large wood tiles. We need to bring back this art.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

And this is why we came to the Unterlinden Museum, the Isenheim Altarpiece.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Imagine a visitor to a church walking up to this 500 years ago, kind of what one might expect right? Well, there’s a lot more to this than meets the eye. I’d think that the common person five centuries ago wasn’t as lucky as us to be able to see this work and study it in the light we can for the cost of a few Euros.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Those panels in the picture above this one open up to reveal other scenes from the bible, and successive panels behind those open to yet other scenes so that gradually, the Altarpiece is fully revealed. This work was originally done by Germans Niclaus of Haguenau and Matthias Grünewald back in 1512–1516.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

This is part of the final panels prior to arriving at the sculpted elements of the Altar. I’m not showing you each and everything due to the length this blog post has already taken on, plus it gives you something to discover should you ever find yourself in the Alsace region of France along the German border. What struck me as we came around the corner and crashed into this artwork was how incredibly psychedelic it is. Not just a little psychedelic but full-on, “Was this guy on mushrooms?” kind of trippy.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

Just what kind of chicken crab lizard is this abomination? Look to the left, where you see the webbed foot of what is next to this.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

This seems fairly obvious to be a victim of ergot poisoning (also referred to as St. Anthony’s Fire), but the webbed feet and the backside of the body on the lower left beg for interpretation.

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

And now the dream slash nightmare goes full-on bizarro with cartoon characters, hawk warriors, antlered beaver gnomes, shadow demons, and some kind of nymphs riding upside down shark kind of things and maybe some dismemberment. Seriously, this was created 500 years ago?

Isenheim Alterpiece in the Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

And then, finally you reach the sculptures in the innermost part of the altar. By this point, those centuries ago, the gold and detail must have thrown the minds of the faithful into a religious ecstasy that this is what sat behind all those panels. To them, this must have looked almost real and cast out of solid gold. This was our first encounter with St. Anthony on this road trip across Europe.

Unterlinden Museum in Colmar, France

And now some pretty unicorn and a sheep.

Colmar, France

Back on to the streets of Colmar to go find our very first Airbnb apartment.

Colmar, France

In the courtyard of our Airbnb apartment in Colmar, France, with a terrific center city location.

Flambe from Colmar, France

Dinner started with a local favorite called “Flambe.”

Foie Gras in Colmar, France

Followed by an amazing slice of foie gras with fig jam.

Spaetzle casserole in Colmar, France

Caroline’s main dish was the most visually appealing; it was Spaetzle casserole served in a small iron hot pot.

Colmar, France

After dinner, it was time again to explore the village. Views like these are what attract visitors by the thousands.

Colmar, France

The night starts to descend on Colmar.

Colmar, France

Late in the day, there are great details to discover, as we found here on the arch above the door of a church.

Colmar, France

At night, this took on a beautiful glow. The next day, we almost missed it as much of the drama was missing. From here, it was a good point to head back to the apartment as our feet were sore from walking nearly 7.5 miles (12 km), climbing 13 floors, and driving a few hundred kilometers to get here.

Strasbourg, France in a Day

Speyer, Germany

Disclaimer: This blog entry wasn’t written until seven years after the trip. It should be noted that this was a huge mistake. Sometimes after writing so much about other days, it happens that at the time directly after the trip or even during, I convince myself that the details are not that important. Years later, these details are that important, and pulling them out of foggy memories is difficult. The photos help and often leave clues, and then Caroline’s memories are usually far clearer than mine. With that said, here goes.

Wait a minute, I’m not ready to go home. With just a few days left in Europe and having already been on a few road trips, I thought we could squeeze in one more. To have spent a month here and only visited four countries felt wrong; I just knew that if we could hit a fifth, I’d feel complete. So, after a whole day back in Frankfurt, we got back in the rental car and headed south. The first stop on our way to France was in Speyer, Germany.

Speyer, Germany

Ten years before Christ, some Romans camped here, but back then, Speyer didn’t exist, and it really was only a camp along the Rhine River. One hundred sixty years later, there was an official Roman village going by the name Noviomagus. But then the Roman Empire crumbles and some Teutonic Nemetes move into the area and call their settlement Civitas Nemetum. By the 5th century, that village was destroyed. For nearly 200 years, nothing much happened until the 7th century when the city of Spira rose on these lands. By 1030, the town of Speyer needs a cathedral and work gets underway, and we are deep in the Holy Roman Empire. Soon after that, a Jewish community was established, but by 1349 it was destroyed.

Speyer, Germany

And that, more or less, brings us to today. Okay, there is that part of the Holy Roman Empire going on for another 500 years until the Napoleonic Wars brought that to an end in 1806, but this isn’t some kind of history lesson. We are tourists out for ice cream and lounging in the sun as soon as we visit some churches. First up was St. Joseph’s Church, but we didn’t go in there because it wasn’t built until 1914 and we don’t visit churches that are under 200 years old.

Speyer, Germany

Oh, this looks promising: the Gedächtniskirche der Protestation or, in English, The Memorial Church of the Protestation. Started building in 1893 and was completed in 1904; too bad about our requirements for the 200-year-old thing, nobody can be expected to make the effort to visit two churches and not go in at least one of them, so here we go.

Speyer, Germany

Great, we couldn’t enter The Memorial Church of the Protestation, so we went back to St. Joseph as by now we really needed some church. Hmmm, it looks adequately old to me. Now it’s time to go make my protestation to the local authorities.

Speyer, Germany

Right on over to City Hall, and wouldn’t you know it? They were closed! Lucky for them, I was going to go on the Internet and write the worst review ever of Speyer when someone on the street, seeing our need for the kind of relief that only a visit to an old church can offer, directed us over to the Speyer Cathedral. But first, some history lessons.

So, if you’ve paid attention to this journey across Germany, you’ll know that almost a week ago, we were visiting the Wartburg in Eisenach looking for signs of Satan in the room where Martin Luther threw his inkpot at the appearance of Herr Böse Teufel a.k.a. The Evil One. Oh, I didn’t share that part? I guess I’ll have to go update that part of my blog because there were other details, like how when we didn’t find the devil, his buddy Mephistopheles showed up and momentarily possessed Caroline, Exorcist style, but the rest of the details will be found in my update over there. I swear.

Anyway, that’s not in any way the history I was looking to share. The city of Speyer, back on the 19th of April 1529, was the site where six princes and representatives of 14 Imperial Free Cities petitioned the Imperial Diet to lift the Imperial ban on Martin Luther and called for these Catholic blokes to allow the evangelical faith to do what it wilt. Crowley later came along and changed that quote to “Do what thou wilt,” but my understanding is that these things are connected, or was it when Caroline was possessed that the Dark Prince channeled this nonsense?

Speyer, Germany

Speyer Cathedral, officially the Imperial Cathedral Basilica of the Assumption and St Stephen. Hopefully, by now, you aren’t wondering if anything is true and asking what is permitted. Of course, once in the life of my blog, I needed to reference this line from William Burroughs, who was quoting Betty Bouthoul’s 1936 book The Master of the Assassins: “Nothing is true, everything is permitted.” The astute reader, having dealt with my prior musings about defenestration, the Roman Empire and its Holy version, World War Zero, demons, classical music, wetlands, yarn, and a ton about food, is probably asking, “Are you including this literary reference for any particular reason?” And my answer is a resounding “No!” I need filler for this blog post because, as my disclaimer says above, this is written seven years after the event and I’m pulling from aging memories. What would you have to say about a 1000-year-old church built in the Romanesque style if this was your blog?

Speyer, Germany

Well, isn’t this quite royal and majestic?

Speyer, Germany

No time for altars when we can be rewarded with visiting the crypt where eight German Kings are entombed, with four of them having been crowned Holy Roman Emperors by the Pope. Due to ridiculous privacy laws in Germany, I’m not allowed to show their coffins, so here’s some empty corner of the crypt instead.

Forest near the French Border in Germany

Down this road is the home that the 1997 movie Funny Games was based on, but this is as far as we got. If you’ve not seen that incredibly painful thriller, and I’m not talking about the lame 2007 remake, which was lame like the 2013 remake of OldBoy because the 2003 version of OldBoy from Park Chan-wook forced you to wash your eyes with bleach after seeing it and while I’m at it, Serbian Film was another one of those WTF did I just watch and is it even legal? So why didn’t we go further down the road to satisfy our interest in the macabre? Because this isn’t the road and the movie wasn’t based on a true story, I just liked looking into the forest here.

Forest near the French Border in Germany

Have you figured out that my wife likes creepy crawlies?

Caroline Wise and John Wise entering France from Germany

Speaking of creepy crawlies, here we are entering France.

Strasbourg, France

The car is parked, and we are on foot, ready to explore as much of Strasbourg as time allows. From here, we cross over the waters that originate in the Rhine River to enter the Grand Island.

Strasbourg, France

Not a monument, not a church, just a corner that looked interesting.

Strasbourg, France

I love these kinds of views built before the need for wide, straight, long streets for cars. I could live here.

Strasbourg, France

How many hundreds of years has this been accumulating grime and wear?

Caroline Wise in Strasbourg, France

It looked very unfamiliar, so this just had to be lunch. We split it and I can’t tell you anything else about it except I see cabbage and sausage.

Bakery in Strasbourg, France

Nobody goes to France and stays away from sweets.

Caroline Wise in Strasbourg, France

Nobody.

Strasbourg, France

Streetside flowers…

Strasbourg, France

…and rows of bicycles. Now we just need some pain (bread).

Strasbourg, France

Should you pick up a hint of Germanic influence here, you’d be correct, as Strasbourg is right on the border, with most people here also speaking German.

Strasbourg, France

The famous Kammerzell House, built back in 1427 is both a restaurant and a small hotel. On the list to return to and stay a couple of nights.

Strasbourg, France

Started 998 years ago in 1015, the Strasbourg Cathedral reigned as the tallest building on earth for 227 years until 1874 when a church in Hamburg, Germany, grabbed the title.

Strasbourg, France

Majestic.

Strasbourg, France

When we consider that these churches built a thousand years ago were done so by hand, I suppose it’s easy to understand why a cathedral such as this could take 424 years from start to finish. To those of us living in the 21st century, it’s inconceivable that a building might require 17 generations of people to have come and gone before the doors finally open for business. To gain a bit more perspective, it is as though your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was there when the first stone was laid down.

Strasbourg, France

Sculpture of Jesus Christ on the Mount of Olives in the transept of the cathedral.

Strasbourg, France

One hour, one visit, and in this time, I must bring in all that I may ever see with my own two eyes. How fortunate I am to have photographs to jog the memories of the exact conditions that were found in the Strasbourg Cathedral on the very day I was here with Caroline. I don’t believe any of it will look quite the same for anyone else who has visited or will visit in the future. For the past 8,742,500 hours, this place of worship has stood here, and of those millions of hours, I get but one.

Strasbourg, France

There’s no denying the iconography of the church is poetic and often beautiful, even in tragedy.

Strasbourg, France

Two photos above, your gaze takes you into one corner and then to the other side, and looking back, there is so much that is different. What would things have looked like at dawn in here had we been able to visit and wait for the sun to rise? How about this evening when we’re driving home? What was the atmosphere during sunset? In two days, it will be Sunday, and the environment will again be something altogether different. I wish I could have hung around.

Strasbourg, France

This is the third astronomical clock that has been here in Strasbourg Cathedral. The first one, built in 1352-1354, was dismantled between 1572-1574. The second one was being built on the opposite wall of the first with a golden cockerel surviving from the first clock, most of this clock is preserved in the Museum of Decorative Arts right here in Strasbourg. The third clock, which we see today, was started in 1838 and wasn’t ready for business until the summer of 1843.

Strasbourg, France

I can’t help but get lost in the intricate details that abound.

Strasbourg, France

I want to drag every corner, every statue, every perspective, and every smell home with me.

Strasbourg, France

While the cathedral is nearly 1000 years old, the city of Strasbourg celebrated its 2000th birthday back in 1988.

Cheese Cave in Strasbourg, France

This is Maison Lorho and is almost up there with the cathedral for being a place of wonder. When we walked in, blowers over the door created an air curtain to maintain the environment inside this shop. This is effectively a cheese cave. How strange it is to my American eyes to see cheese of so many types and so much of it unwrapped, waiting for buyers. We didn’t leave with so much as a sample as we had no intention of buying any. We have 72 hours left in Europe, and cheese is not one of the items that will travel very well over the 14 hours we’ll be in transit between Frankfurt and Phoenix. We dream of this shop and nearly cry when seeing the poor selection at Whole Foods, which is still far superior to any of our grocery stores. Even the average grocery store on the side of the road between Montreal and Quebec in Canada has a better selection than what we find in Arizona. I think Americans are closet cheese haters unless we are talking about the individual yellow slices wrapped in plastic we call cheese.

Strasbourg, France

Cafe De La Chaîne D’Or has been here since 1522 and is on our radar for that return visit. The Alsatian specialties on the menu have me drooling while I write this, just as the sauerkraut specialties on the Kammerzell House menu were doing to me as I was writing that.

Update: as of late November 2023, the cafe has permanently closed.

Strasbourg, France

Sure, the sun would have been nice, but glistening cobblestones have their own touch of magic.

Strasbourg, France

The money shot was found right here at the intersection of Petite France.

Strasbourg, France

On our way, we chase steeples while also taking the time to see more of the Grand Island here in the center of Strasbourg.

Strasbourg, France

This is the Renaissance tombstone of Nikolaus Roeder von Tiersberg, who died in 1510; he’s also the person who gifted the Sculpture of Jesus Christ on the Mount of Olives we saw earlier in the cathedral. I should point out that we are at St. Thomas’ Church.

Strasbourg, France

Quite the ornate Mausoleum of the Marshal of Saxony here in St. Thomas’. I’d never heard of him, but to the Germans, he was Hermann von Sachsen; to the French Maurice de Saxe, but at his core, he was the son of Augustus II the Strong, King of Poland and Elector of Saxony. You can learn a lot about history by visiting the old churches in Europe.

Fast Food in Strasbourg, France

A stop at Super Hamburger on Rue Des Hallebardes, where they feature “Famous Sausages,” was our ticket for some fast French street food. With this final stop, it was time for the two-hour drive back to Frankfurt.

Lots of Love at Euro Disney

Caroline Engelhardt at Euro Disney in Paris, France

You only turn 25 once, so why not do something spectacular, like head to Euro Disney in Paris, France? That’s what we did back on the weekend of December 12, 1992. While Caroline had been to the United States and even to Southern California the year before, we didn’t have time to visit Disneyland. So we went all out and bought a couple of plane tickets from Frankfurt, Germany, to Charles de Gaulle Airport and caught the shuttle bus to the park. Our hotel was one of the pueblo-themed units, which was exciting all by itself.

John Wise at Euro Disney in Paris, France

The day we arrived, we wandered around the facilities outside the Magic Kingdom, visiting the ice rink and gift shops before stopping in a classic American diner for dinner. In the morning, when we entered the park itself, we were as excited as any child visiting one of these amazing treasures. As for me, while I’d visited Disneyland a dozen or more times at that point, I’d never been to Disneyworld or the park in Tokyo, Japan.

Euro Disney in Paris, France

There’d been much controversy leading up to the opening of Euro Disney, as valuable farmland was being used for American Trash Culture (according to French media). Then there was the question if high-minded Europeans would even go and which of the snooty French would visit such a déclassé blight on their historic Paris? The park was constantly maligned in the press, and its early demise was frequently predicted. In was a chance meeting while Caroline and I were attending CEBIT back in March 1992; an American tech engineer shared his photos of the park with us, which to us looked amazing. We were incredibly jealous as not only had he already visited and taken photos, but he had been able to do so more than a month before Euro Disney officially opened on April 12th, 1992. With the constant negative chatter about the place, we decided we’d need to see it with our own eyes before the bulldozers moved in and turned the grounds back into farms.

Caroline Engelhardt at Euro Disney in Paris, France

Euro Disney was far from packed, but it wasn’t empty either. Then again, it was mid-December, and anyone who’s been to Paris in the winter can tell you that nice weather isn’t guaranteed. What seemingly was guaranteed were smiles. Not only smiles from Caroline and me but, to our surprise, from the many French people in the park. We entered Disney with the expectation we’d see very few French and mostly visitors from other countries; we were wrong.

Caroline Engelhardt at Euro Disney in Paris, France

The park was pristine, and the presentation was flawless. It was a great destination for any birthday.

Euro Disney in Paris, France

While technically in Paris, you couldn’t see the city from any vantage point out this way. In the park, you were immersed in the fantasy of being transported to a happy place. The contrast between playful Disney and serious and old Europe made for a spectacular opportunity to wander into the imagination that Disney has mastery over. Our dreams were coming true.

Caroline Engelhardt and John Wise at Euro Disney in Paris, France

It was difficult to get photos of Caroline looking at the camera as her eyes darted over every detail, taking in something she’d never seen the likes of. While we’d go to Disneyland years later, this park had the benefit of starting from scratch and improving on things that couldn’t have been accomplished in Anaheim when that park opened back in 1955.

Caroline Engelhardt at Euro Disney 12 December 1992 Paris, France

Let’s return to the gift shop for a moment. In the very first photo, Caroline has a Euro Disney hat on, but that’s not all. This jacket, the shirt under it, and even a red t-shirt below were all bought here at Euro Disney. The striped shirt would be the one she wore 13 months later in Las Vegas, Nevada when we got married at the Little White Chapel. There was also a pair of Mickey Mouse shorts she bought, though it was too cold to wear them outside this weekend. Almost 30 years later, here in 2021 (when I’m writing this), she still owns the shorts, shirt, and t-shirt.

John Wise at Euro Disney in Paris, France

I’d like to point out that I was very thin at one time and prone to fits of silliness.

Caroline Engelhardt at Euro Disney in Paris, France

The two people in this photo in front of the Sleeping Beauty Castle were a couple of Bohemian adventure-seeking, occasionally reckless, madly in love, somewhat troubled individuals who had a long and, at times, arduous journey of finding happiness. While we’ve stumbled over many if not all, the speed bumps life can throw at people, we still swoon when walking hand-in-hand with When You Wish Upon A Star echoing through our memories.

Sheila Darlene Clark

Sheila Darlene Clark on 29 Sep 1985 at Wiesbaden Airbase in Germany

Compromise: life is all about compromise. While this might be a strange place to note some of the following, the story is integral to how things evolved around my first marriage. This is Sheila Darlene Clark, and I’m using the date on the photo for the day we met because it was taken early on and when precisely we first bumped into each other is no longer knowable. While I’d been in Germany a brief two months when we met, and there was no shortage of opportunities to pay for sex over in Frankfurt’s red-light district, in the back of my primal brain, there was still a remnant of thought that I was supposed to form relationships that lasted longer than 10 to 15 minutes.

Not that I was looking for anyone at this time, but one night while hanging out with Rosario, the same guy who introduced me to those houses of ill-repute I was spending inordinate amounts of time at, we went out to Wiesbaden Air Base where his girlfriend was stationed. Her roommate was the woman above, Sheila. While I could pay for all the sex I wanted and needed, what I couldn’t find were people who were interested in traveling.

1976 Mercedes Benz 350SE in Germany

During my first month in Germany, after taking care of “other needs,” as the red-light district was open 24 hours a day, I would get on any train in the downtown area and ride it to its terminus or get off at a random point. After exhausting the local U-Bahn routes, I turned to the S-Bahns that went further out, and then I bought a car. This was my 1976 Mercedes 350 SE. While I had a car, very few fellow soldiers were interested in venturing out into “the Economy,” as it was colloquially called, and I found myself as alone as ever.

While Rosario “visited” his girlfriend, Sheila and I took a walk to afford them some privacy. During that walk, she voiced a lament that she’d been in Germany for months and hadn’t gone anywhere while I’d already roamed far and wide in the Rhein-Main area. I said, “We should go somewhere,” and she enthusiastically agreed. I told her that I wanted to go to Paris but was nervous about driving so far as I wasn’t exactly comfortable driving over here yet, and I’d heard bus tours were going there that were cheap. Awesome, she wanted to go.

The Mona Lisa

That single bus tour was the only one I needed to go on to become fully aware that I’d never do that again, ever. But we were in Paris, France, while everyone else we knew was on their base, probably watching TV, eating Doritos, and cleaning their asses with 3-ply American toilet paper. while we got to laugh about the newspaper-grade single-ply sandpaper Europeans had somehow become comfortable with.

With barely an hour allocated for our stop in the Louvre, it was essentially a sprint to see a few things of importance to allow adequate bragging rights to family back home, and then we ran back to the meeting point to visit the next location.

John Wise in Paris, France 1985

Early in the morning and late in the afternoon, our time was our own, and we were able to wander around. Not speaking French and not being surrounded by Americans (Germany had a million soldiers and dependents on its lands during the Cold War), we were nervous, to say the least, about getting lost or encountering the rudeness that was an ugly stereotype shared by Americans regarding the French. Neither of us found the French hostile to us, even though we were obviously soldiers to anyone who met us.

Damn, do I have a severe case of knocked knees or what? This photo of me was snapped at Luxembourg Gardens on the Left Bank of Paris; I was 23 years old and astonished that I was in this magnificent city.

Sheila Wise née Clark at Versailles in Paris, France

Part of our weekend guided tour of the Paris area included a couple of hours at Versailles. I should point out that at this time, Sheila and I were not romantically entangled but simply friends who enjoyed having someone else wanting to go places. It was not uncommon for U.S. soldiers to hold in contempt where they were stationed in Europe and spend their days longing to return to the “Real World.”

On the Autobahn to Innsbruck, Austria

Realizing that traveling long distances wasn’t that difficult, Sheila joined me for a quick weekend trip down to southern Germany with a dipping of our toes into Innsbruck, Austria. We didn’t stay in one place long, just one night in Innsbruck and the next in Garmisch-Partenkirchen.

Southern Germany

Sheila was just as enchanted by the natural beauty of the Alps or the history of Neuschwanstein Castle as I was.

On the Autobahn to Munich, Germany

Passing exits on travels triggered thoughts of other travels, and while we didn’t have time to dip into Munich on our first trip south, on this one, we’d explore this area and visit Augsburg, which we’d learned was the city that had the first social housing on Earth.

Sheila Wise née Clark at Dachau in Germany

Sure, we wanted to see Munich and Augsburg, but what caught my eye was how close we were to the old concentration camp known as Dachau. I naively thought that visiting a death camp would be a walk in the park, but I was wrong; it was grim, harsh, and emotionally loaded.

Cathedral in Cologne, Germany

After going south, it was time to go north. We visited Köln, known as Cologne to English speakers, during Fasching, also known as Mardi Gras. On another trip north, we drove up to Hannover to the zoo that was highly recommended. This visit only helped drive home how much I hate animal prisons.

So there we were; we’d been to Luxembourg, France, Austria, and many points around Germany, and we were still not a couple. But then, on or around December 7th, 1985, in a moment of passion, Sheila, who up to that point never had a steady boyfriend, for some dumb reason or other, lost her virginity to a guy who really only cared about fucking anything that moved. After that one awkward encounter, we returned to a platonic relationship of mutual interest in traveling. By the way, how, after all these years, could I peg that on December 7, 1985? Read on.

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Then, right before Christmas and our last trip of the year, we visited Amsterdam. This was not the same city it would become years later when it was no longer a place for its residents as much as it became the stomping grounds for tourists. But on our visit, it was kind of grungy, not too crowded, and away from the red-light district, it was seriously quiet, serene even.

John Wise in Athens, Greece

In the new year, I got the news directly from Sheila that she was pregnant and knew it could only be mine because never before and not since had she had sex with someone else, ever. Well, that changed the dynamic. Once it was decided that she didn’t want an abortion, we agreed that, at least for a period of some time, we’d attempt to act like parents. Truth was, she would always have to act like a parent from this point forward while I attempted to reconcile that I wasn’t feeling love for this woman, but on the other hand, I did father a child.

Sheila Wise née Clark in Athens, Greece

I know, before we can’t travel due to pregnancy and then the subsequent birth of a child, we should travel NOW. We caught what was called a HOP that allowed us to jump on a plane that had available space. Our first stop was in Athens, Greece.

Madrid, Spain

Next up, we flew down to Madrid, Spain. In many ways, there was some compatibility in that Sheila enjoyed travel and never once turned up her nose to jumping into a new experience or trying new flavors. Sure, she needed someone to spur her into action, but at least she could get going. From August of ’85 through April of ’86, I’d met plenty of other women, aside from the constant influx of paid encounters, and never could I find the spark that went beyond the desire to satisfy myself sexually. The intellectual and cultural curiosity just never enchanted me so much that any of the women I met were truly and deeply intriguing. Everything was about compromise.

Madrid, Spain

With the baby’s arrival just around the corner, we put the brakes on travel and got married so our new arrival would have parents with the same names on her birth certificate, and I grew resigned to the idea that love is rare and may only happen once in life. Like so many before and since these decisions, I figured that a baby might bring us closer together and that the instinct to be a father would crush my other proclivities. I was wrong, but I didn’t know that yet. Sheila Darlene Clark was now known as Specialist Wise to her fellow soldiers, Sheila Wise to her family back home in Kansas, and wife to me.