Katharina – Lunch

Katharina Engelhardt in Phoenix, Arizona

Yesterday disappeared into my writing but Katharina didn’t appear phased by the situation as she was perfectly able to entertain herself between finishing a book she was reading and something or other on her own computer. For me, it was a momentous occasion as I finally finished my own blogging and could now start concentrating on anything else with my immediate concern being what we’d be doing on the long 4th of July weekend.

Changing channels from two months of visiting and writing about Europe to making new travel plans was a non-starter as I only had ideas of where I didn’t want to go. So today was essentially a do-nothing-but-eat-and-chat day. Lunch as pizza at Lou Malnati’s and much to my surprise Kat opted to try the dessert of baked hot cookie topped with ice cream, which she finished both. If you are wondering if she’s impervious to jet lag this was the combo that knocked her out and afterward she had to give in to the power of the nap. As for tomorrow’s road trip plans, we’ll wait and discuss things with Caroline after she finishes work.

Katharina Arrives in Arizona

Caroline Wise and Katharina Engelhardt at the Sky Harbor Airport in Arizona

Katharina our niece from Germany was 13 by the time we finally met her face-to-face and for years we could never be sure if we’d ever see her here in America. She’d gone to Niagara Falls and Florida some years back as part of an organized church trip but we weren’t able to coordinate being back that way at the same time. For the past 7 months, she’s been spending her gap year down in New Zealand where she’s been packing apples for some contractor that hires people looking for temp work. Not too long ago we learned that there was a good chance she was going to visit us in Arizona. Leaving the land of the Kiwi during the middle of winter and freezing temperatures to land in Arizona when it’s well over 100 degrees here seems a bit ludicrous but then again we enjoy those kinds of contrasts.

Sure enough, July 1st rolls around and Caroline is hearing from Katharina that she’s landed in San Francisco and is disoriented by the fact that she left New Zealand before she arrived in California, such is the magic of time zones and fast intercontinental travel. Five hours later and here she is with what amounts to her winter clothes. Her backpack ended up on some other flight and is hopefully being rerouted to Arizona where it will be delivered to us within a day or so.

Before dropping off Caroline back at her office we stopped at Valle Luna for our niece to try Mexican food because we’re in the Southwest y’all. Okay, that was way more Texas than Arizona but comic moments have to be found where they can. Being a vegetarian she opted for the cheese enchiladas and was far braver trying the salsa than I’d expected.

I still wasn’t done with my European backlog of blogging chores but fortunately for me, she was patient and sat with me until I finished and her aunt finished her day at work. We’ll go slow in case jet lag hits her and then on Thursday we’ll head out to Somewhere, America, and see what we can discover. By the way, Katharina is now 19 years old.

Frankfurt – Sunday

Frankfurt, Germany

There’s this horrible song titled “Back to the Start” by Michael Schulte that has been following me since I arrived in Berlin and heard it for the first time. I tried ignoring its cloyingly formulaic jingle, not wanting to gain a clue about its lyrical content, but here I am on my last full day in Frankfurt, and just as it happened on every other day here, the song wafts out of the kitchen at the Engelhardts’ and into my ear to excite the worm that lives there. At that moment, I decided this was definitely the anthem of this German summer and went to the kitchen with trusty Google in tow and asked it to identify the song I didn’t want to know. Now I know the lyrics, and I resent it even more for its intentional sucking in people in need of nostalgia that dips into feelings of a lost childhood. Be that as it may, I can no longer ignore this musical trainwreck, and so by putting it front and center, I’ll forever be able to relive those mornings in cafes and at the Engelhardts when my cringe factor was in full tilt.

While I’m here, I shouldn’t forget to remind myself of the song that now identifies our days in Croatia, where we first heard Nera performing “Centar svita.” Well, that’s our “city” song, while in the country, it would have to be the Haris Džinović anthem, “Muštuluk.

Enough of that, and onto the photo above. The Engelhardt’s are the official Guinness World Record holders of most liquid bath soaps ever collected in one place. While they now have enough soap to wash 100 people every day for 1,000 years their collection shows no signs of slowing down. Turns out that the Yves Rocher Grapefruit & Thyme Shower Gel might be my all-time favorite soap scent, and it only took me trying out a few dozen soap scents while I showered this morning to learn that.

Frankfurt, Germany

Down in the basement the Engelhardt’s are still building their collection of jams and jellies to qualify with the Guinness committee as being the most diverse on earth. So you might be able to read some of the labels I zoomed in tight for this view of a mere 2% of the current collection where you’ll find cinnamon-cherry plum, pumpkin-coconut, apple-medlar (like, what the heck is medlar in the first place?), blueberry-coriander (who thought that one up?), and others you may never believe.

Upstairs for breakfast with the most awesome German Vollkornbrötchen served up with a gaggle of jam flavors, including lilac, dandelion jelly, and a concoction direct from Klaus, who created an amazing apricot-vanilla jam. The pièce de résistance, though, had to be the mind-blowing strawberry with mint and black pepper. What the hell, America? I go into our mega grocery stores, and I’m offered 100 different brands of grape and strawberry, a couple of raspberry variations, and the god-awful creation known as Goober, which puts peanut butter and grape jelly in the same jar.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

You know that wish of mine to move slower and how I romanticize the speed of turtles and snails? Well, Jutta moves at a speed somewhere between the two, and I have to share a mea culpa here that I, in fact, do NOT want to move at those barely visible speeds where observers can’t be certain if the person is even moving anymore. My legs start to cramp, trying not to appear to be running ahead while I maintain her cadence so we can walk along together. Caroline and I left Heddernheim relatively early so we could fetch my mother-in-law and drag her out for lunch.

Frankfurt, Germany

We took all of those trains to get to our destination, all of them.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

I stood there waiting to frame this photo of Caroline walking with her mother, and finally, after about 45 minutes, the magic started to happen, and I had my shot. Now I’m nearing starvation, and my hallucinations are suggesting it might have been days since I last ate.

Frankfurt, Germany

Our lunch was at the Central Grill right behind me here at the corners of Münchenerstrasse and Weserstrasse in the heart of the city. On Friday night, after landing in Frankfurt, we visited this place in need of some southern European cooking, and while I loved my meal, they were out of roasted lamb, so I settled on the lamb shank. My bet was that they’d have the roasted lamb today, and I wasn’t disappointed. The funny thing was that all three of us had the roasted lamb followed by a strong Turkish coffee before taking off for dessert.

Frankfurt, Germany

Heading back from whence we came.

Frankfurt, Germany

We waited for the U5 to take us back into our old neighborhood, but that story has been written about nearly a dozen times here on the blog of JohnWise.com.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

This is becoming a bit of a tradition where Caroline poses with some giant plastic food items we spot along the road.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Our old neighborhood has been gentrified by hipsters who overtook the place. They moved in, started having babies, trendy restaurants followed them in, and now you have to be nearly rich to live here but it’s still a place of fond memories.

Engelhardt Family and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Klaus and Stephanie rode their bikes over here to meet us on this beautiful day so all of us could be together for at least a short while during this visit. Oh, and we’re at Eis Christina for our favorite Spaghetti Ice Cream in the world.

Engelhardt Family and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

One more photo for the road before Caroline and I accompany Jutta back to her apartment.

Frankfurt, Germany

Inclusiveness is on full public display when even the streetlights embrace the diversity that is thriving in Frankfurt.

Frankfurt, Germany

With this being our last full day in Europe, we need to absorb as much of the city as we can so we opted to walk nearly all the way back to Heddernheim. Along the way, we even passed the house where Anne Frank spent her first years.

Frankfurt, Germany

Why we never really learned about the green belts that trace through the city when we lived here will remain one of life’s great mysteries to me.

Frankfurt, Germany

Klaus has been toiling in the kitchen to prepare this exquisite home-cooked meal. I must admit that Caroline and I are a bit embarrassed by the incredible hospitality offered us by the Engelhardt’s. We arrive, they give us a room upstairs, supply us with breakfast, turn over a key to the front door, and all of that for guests who are rarely here as we are out visiting our elderly family members or old friends for the majority of our time in Frankfurt. So I’m happy that towards the end of our vacations in Europe, we always seem to have a couple of days where we share each other’s company a bit more and close on a great note.

Frankfurt – Saturday

Caroline Wise and Stephanie Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

We’ve seen this movie before. Two sisters get on the train to shop at the open-air market at Konstablerwache.

Frankfurt, Germany

Along the way, they make a detour to Hugendubel bookshop so Caroline can pick up her book of sheet music from Rammstein.

Frankfurt, Germany

Not in the mood for shopping, the forlorn husband turns to something sweet in the form of raspberries to help in dealing with the bitter reality that Frankfurt is disappearing.

Frankfurt, Germany

People go about their business oblivious to the fact that two people among them, while happy being here, must exchange this place for the one that pays their bills and makes amazing vacations possible.

Frankfurt, Germany

The protesters who begged us to stay had no impact on our decision to follow through with our original plans and leave by the 10th, regardless of how our hearts may have thought otherwise.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Caroline tried to assuage the horror of facing the airport and the 11-hour flight home by buying even more Gudrun Sjödén clothes, but I can’t be sure that really did anything other than giving her more stuff to make her look cute.

Frankfurt, Germany

Maybe Papier Kraemer or the library can fight these blues?

Frankfurt, Germany

I know we’ll eat sausages because sausages can heal everything.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

A happy face in the sea of shoppers. By the way, I hope you notice the glitch in the Matrix as somebody behind Caroline is wearing her shirt that was bought years ago at REI, so this cannot just be a coincidence.

Frankfurt, Germany

We are obviously in the Matrix otherwise; how did we just have elderflower pancakes for the first time ever in Croatia, and here we are on our first full day back in Frankfurt, and they are being cooked right here at the market as if the Matrix coded this very moment.

Frankfurt, Germany

The orange of apricots is a happy color and is helping in this transition to America.

John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

When all else fails, there’s always grown-ass-man-sucking-a-pacifier-wearing-green-rubber-gloves-selling-hugs-and-kisses (I opted for hugs) to make me feel better. How much better did I feel for my two Euros? It was so much better that I almost kissed him for free.

Jutta's Apartment in Frankfurt, Germany

We are back at Jutta’s apartment because Jutta loves seeing us.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

Jutta also loves sharing a laugh with her daughter, though she half-heartedly complained that I was photographing her clutter. Reality hurts; just ask the two people who are leaving Germany in 48 hours.

Jutta's Apartment in Frankfurt, Germany

Maybe you’ve noticed this recurring theme across the breadth of this European vacation, where I tried capturing the place where I sat down to write.

Frankfurt, Germany

Greta Thunberg is one of my heroes; she should be one of yours too.

Frankfurt, Germany

Leaving Jutta’s to meet with the other Engelhardt’s with whom we have a dinner date for the “BEST” green sauce in all of Frankfurt!

Frankfurt, Germany

The Ebbelwoi-Express is a reminder to Caroline and me that we’ve never ridden the “Apple-wine Express” train that meanders through Frankfurt while the passengers get drunk on apple wine and forget where they are prior to stumbling off the train and trying to find their way home in a stupor. We’re making a date to get on the train and ride this iconic beacon of debauchery before we’re dead.

Frankfurt, Germany

Dinner at the Argentinian steak house that won this year’s “Best of Grüne Soße Festival” was great. The pairing of green sauce with steak wasn’t my idea of perfection, but it’s what we asked for. Next time, I go for the traditional presentation with boiled eggs and potatoes.

Frankfurt, Germany

I’ve whined about it before, but it bears whining about again; Frankfurt has too damn many cultural events, while Phoenix, like the desert that surrounds it, is a wasteland. I look at these walls announcing stuff going on over the next 60 days, and I want to pound my head into them, though I’d likely not hurt myself as the layers of posters are dozens thick, making for a nice soft cushioning surface to absorb my frustration, kind of like my wife.

Saturday in Frankfurt

Frankfurt, Germany

We are about to transition from one vacation to the next vacation. For Caroline, this will be vacation number two, but for me, it is vacation number four! Today is our last full day in Germany before flying to Zagreb, Croatia, tomorrow. Back in early May, when I flew to Frankfurt two weeks prior to Caroline’s arrival, I started the first part of my vacation, padding around the main reason I left early: Superbooth. This synthesizer conference felt like a vacation all unto itself. The rest of the time in Berlin and then Erfurt, Weimar, Kulmbach, and Bayreuth felt as if they were their own vacation. Then Caroline arrived, and a week was spent with friends and family. Now, we leave that for nearly two weeks of rafting in Croatia, Bosnia, and Montenegro.

The Engelhardt Saturday ritual involves shopping for the week as Klaus and Stephanie both work, and Jutta requires some supplies and other services they provide. Today, we are able to offer not only company but assistance, too.

Frankfurt, Germany

Klaus left the train before us in order to stop at the butcher and fetch what’s needed for their diet over the next few days. Caroline, Stephanie, and I continued down to Konstablerwache, where Stephanie collects cheese, vegetables, bread, new jams if they need them, and a host of other stuff they enjoy from the open-air market locally referred to as the Erzeugermarkt (Producers’ Market).

Frankfurt, Germany

This twice-weekly market occurs in a large open square at the center of Konstablerwache and is equal parts market and bar. The wine, apple wine, and beer flow, especially on the beautiful weather days that invite thousands from across Frankfurt to pay a visit and sit in the sun while sampling an assortment of alcohol and local flavors. By the way, I should point out to my American readers that the area that serves alcohol is not fenced off with someone checking IDs and putting a wristband on those who want to drink. Visitors are treated like adults with the trust that vendors are not interested in selling beer and wine to children, but if a parent wants to offer a sip of their favorite drink to their child, that’s their business. This creates an open atmosphere where everyone is able to mingle without a kind of us-and-them mentality. I hope I don’t need to point out that there is no one here with a weapon – concealed or worn openly on their hip.

Frankfurt, Germany

It’s also a great place to go grazing, which was my intention this morning. All types of bratwurst from potato to chili are being cooked up, a great mixed mushroom dish which I tried last year and more pastries than you can shake a sausage at. Shortly after I was through a dish or two, Klaus rejoined us in time to choose a few jams, and then we headed over to the waffle maker who was cooking up fresh waffles and, because of the time of year, had rhubarb compote on hand to serve atop them. From here, Stephanie had other errands to run, and I wanted to get some writing done, so Klaus and Caroline headed back to Heddernheim to drop off the groceries and gather up laundry and supplies that Caroline would drag over to her mom’s place. I took the path of least resistance and went to Starbucks because I knew they had free wifi.

While sucking Starbucks’ wifi tit served me well this afternoon, this bastion of society’s superficial and trash cultures draws the foreigners in like Germans to a loaf of bread. The line here was always deep, with at least 20-minute-long waits. By my count, around two of every eight potential customers that enter the doors simply turn around and leave after seeing the spectacle of the line. If you are a teenager, Japanese, obese, or anyone else who may not want to try drinking down the bitter battery acid of a strong German coffee, then the sugary sweet, iced Starbucks treats that serve the selfie crowd on vacation is the place for you.

Finally, I yank my embittered cantankerous grump out of the slice of Americana that my every inclination had primed me for. Sometimes, I’m my own worst enemy, hah; most of the time, I’m my own worst enemy. Off I go to join Caroline at her mom’s.

Frankfurt, Germany

This is where I should have been writing. Outdoor seating at the edge of a small park away from major streets, it’s perfect. Except like far too many businesses across the German countryside, including in the heart of its most prosperous cities, there is no wifi! Okay, I get it that there should be a separation between work and relaxation and that people tend to drag their jobs into every social and public function, thus disturbing others, but there are some benefits in having access to free wifi at every point on the map. Full stop, all I need to think about is the kid (or grown adult) playing their video game at a coffee shop with their headphones cupped over their ears for hours and hours, never budging, never drinking anything besides a free cup of ice water or the people who need to share some incredibly intrusive viral video demonstrating another dose of Darwinian idiocy that cuts into my peace of mind like a fish knife filleting my brain from its skull and I remember that free wifi isn’t that great an idea in all cases. So, where are these magic insight skills when I need them? Mostly I just flail about whining about what I want and forgetting that there are other human beings that have their own needs. Well, yeah, of course, that’s what I do; I’m an American.

Frankfurt, Germany

The visual music of this city is the balm that soothes my inner savage beast. Soon, Starbucks fades into the distance while the bird songs of spring and bright new growth on the trees pull me into a better space.

Frankfurt, Germany

The corner imbiss is a luxury found all across the Frankfurt area while in many other places in Germany, you will be hard-pressed to find these versions of the convenience / fast food store, which are far tinier than anything found in America.

Frankfurt, Germany

Living in a density like this requires a kind of education, respect for civility, quiet from both children and dogs alike, patience in finding parking spots, good-paying jobs, and generally a deep understanding that life isn’t all about you and your drama. With this kind of living on top of each other, similar to that found in New York, London, and Tokyo, the person lucky enough to be able to exist here typically has access to the greatest cultural amenities and rich diversity that is 100% absent in small towns and even larger cities where small-minded thinking is still pervasive.

Frankfurt, Germany

It should be known that Frankfurt is considered the high crime capital of Germany, and last year, it registered 58 murders, so it is pretty dangerous, I guess. Such is the price for the opulence of globalization, but still, if we compare this to the 539 people who were murdered in Chicago in 2018, things don’t seem so bad on the mean streets of Frankfurt. The tragedy of my visits to Europe, though, is that they are intertwined with crime statistics and how I’ve been conditioned by media hyping the bad actors on the streets of Europe. From the pickpockets to the gypsies who will scam you and stab you if need be, and then the uncompassionate Germans who would just stand to the side, not offering help in their effort to ignore others, we are led to believe that Europe is essentially dangerous. So when I land here, it takes time to let my guard down that there are no thieves around every corner and crafty con artists looking for the unsuspecting American. Of course, if we could just carry our guns over here, we’d be totally safe because who’d attack an armed citizen? I would like to point something else out that has raised the eyebrows of Americans I’ve shared this with, and that’s the story of children as young as 8 or 9 traveling by train or bus on their own and in small groups. When I tell them of Caroline’s first solo visit to the U.K. when she was 14, they are incredulous that a parent would let their child travel the trains by themselves in a foreign country. I wish my fellow citizens could consider for a good long moment just what kind of freedom there is where children and parents feel safe enough to allow them to wander around unsupervised. So, just how safe is our heavily armed society making life in America better for us?

If you try to make the argument that Frankfurt is mostly a homogenous place of white people, you’d be seriously wrong as it is proudly 51.2% either non-German, German citizens born abroad, or Germans who are the children of immigrants. Matter of fact, the Turkish population of Frankfurt accounts for approximately 13% of the people who live here compared to Los Angeles, where less than 10% of its population is African-American.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

When I reached Jutta’s apartment, Caroline was already there, but not for long, as we headed right out. With Jutta in tow, we returned on this bright sunny day to Gunthersburg Park for a coffee and to share a small slice of carrot cake. While I sat here in the sun listening to the ladies speaking German and kids laughing and crying in the distance, I wrote and wrote, trying to catch up with some note-taking so I have something to edit following our return from Croatia in mid-June.

John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Our 7:00 p.m. dinner date was with the Engelhardt’s at Speisekammer where Caroline, Stephanie, and I just ate a few days ago; one can never have too much green sauce. Service was stressed tonight in part due to it being Saturday, and the place was packed. We agreed to try to get a reservation for the Saturday after we get back at an Argentinian steak restaurant that recently won the 1st place award for the best green sauce in Frankfurt; number two best green sauce is right here at Speisekammer.

Walking With Father Hanns

Caroline Wise in Germany

How is it that we are not sitting next to each other? Why is my wife in the row ahead of me? Because somehow I booked two window seats for us and seeing that it’s impossible to sit next to each other if we both are sitting next to a window then all that was left to decide was who sat in front of whom. The train we are on is one of the InterCity Express trains or I.C.E., sometimes called bullet trains or simply high-speed rail. We are speeding over the landscape today on our way to Karlsruhe, where Caroline’s father, Hanns lives, who also happens to be Father Hanns. With only about an hour to our destination, I have no time to waste on pleasantries and must get busy writing while the inspiration is striking.

Train in Germany

We are creating a new sense of place where the frontier moved out of the physical world into the online space of global connectivity, and the amorphous domain of digital immediacy dictates a fluidity attempting to understand nonsense and fact existing simultaneously in a new synthetic fabric of reality. There is a challenge of perception from our time-based organic neural networks and their digital counterparts where paths choose the efficiency of minds interconnected by devices tuned to receiving input, consuming it, and often tossing it into the pile of short-term storage where it will not find any longevity. How long-term threads can evolve out of this electronic hive mind and survive beyond instant gratification is one of the existential threats facing humanity. It is in this temporary playground divorced from real-world consequences that hostilities and the fomenting of dangerous ideas are evolving like bacteria under threat of extinction.

Train in Germany

At what point does society at large recognize the imminent viral threat of hate that some see brewing on the horizon? Can we fully understand the inherent threat that accompanies the malignant tumor of intolerance? History, I believe, shows that the critical mass of awakening only occurs during the conflagration that moves societies to new, more progressive stances following the fatigue of combat. For the canaries expiring in the coal mine and Peter telling us he has seen the Wolf, it is no comfort to them in being the original but ignored harbinger of the news that something was about to go wrong. This then begs the question for me: can anything be done to ward off the pestilence that will move in to help society atone for its stupidity?

The voices of reason are in the unenviable position of parents (metaphorically speaking) telling the child not to reach into the fire. Only after the child attempts to flee from the enveloping flames with limbs rendered useless when the entire head is aflame with a disfiguring heat that melts features away will the child in the psychotic state of frenzy come to understand the dangers of throwing oneself into the bonfire. Until then, the foolish and immature believe they can see salvation in the flames of hell that war occupies.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Did you think I contemplated lollipops while hurtling over the Rhineland? Caroline may be in front of me knitting a pair of socks but my brain is back here knitting scenes of the apocalypse that arises not from aggressors and saboteurs but from the criminally stupid whose utter lack of ideas force them into the cesspool of digested and rotting ideas that were never worth much more than the shit they were back when the excrement started falling out of the megalomaniac’s mouths who have taken us into conflict again and again.

On the bright side, we have safely arrived at the Karlsruhe Hauptbahnhof, where Father Hanns has been waiting for us. From the main train station, we head out the door and directly into the Zoological Gardens. Here’s a fun, useless fact for the reader: it’s only a 16km or 10-mile walk to France from here. Maybe you can see through this and recognize that it’s a note for Caroline and me to one day come back to the city her father has worked and lived in to make that walk along the Rhine River crossing the Alte Lauter River into France.

Hanns Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

Spry is one of those love/hate words that, as much as I may dislike this cliched term, it actually does fit the image of Caroline’s father. With an intellectual pep, a great sense of humor, and an analytical mind that churns through thought with greater deftness than many people I’ve known half his age, it’s a pleasure to once again be in the company of Rev. Dr. Hanns Engelhardt, former judge at the Federal Court of Justice.

This retired judge, co-founder of the German-Hungarian Jurists’ Association, an Anglican priest, and author who has written riveting titles such as “Die Kirchensteuer in den Neuen Bundesländern” about church tax in the German federal states joined us today for an 11km or 7-mile walk around Karlsruhe. We started by entering the Zoologischer Stadtgarten, whose southern entry portal lies adjacent to the main train station.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Do you see God in the face of animals, or is the domain of the soul unique to humanity? Is heaven a construct of our desires or a literal representation of the apostles’ knowledge delivered by the voice of God? Did Nietzsche kill God, and did God then turn around and kill Nietzsche? Throw in a bit of Schopenhauer, who is Hanns’s favorite philosopher, and you have a snapshot of our conversation as we walked through the zoo.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Can you feel God? Yes, it is experienced as love. Can you see God? Yes, it is seen in consciousness. Is the law fair? In as much as the people administering it are able to be honest, yes. Do you fear death? I certainly do not welcome it before it must come, but it does appear to be an inevitability.

The thought that God is not a deity lying in wait but is the thread of our shared existence as cultural entities coexisting in a mindful thinking environment where a mutual sense of preservation of history, language, art, and traditions requires a common belief system and mythological framework is something to consider. The dogma of shoveling God into the image of a man with the inherent biases of proportional reward and punishment based on piety is archaic and fails to serve me. Should God exist it should be available to serve us instead of us serving him. This, then, should imply that we are acting on our behalf in as much as it benefits the rest of our species and reflects positively on what we have gained from our ancestors.

John and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

After exiting the Zoo at the northern end and passing a few of the infamous construction sites that Karlsruhe is notorious for, Hanns brought Caroline and me over to the Bundesgerichtshof, aka the Federal Court of Justice, for a look into the grounds from their courtyard so we could get a better view and a photo. However, we were not allowed to do as much as touch a camera while we were inside. Caroline had this great idea while we were waiting to learn if Hanns would even be able to bring us on the grounds as visitors when she noticed that the glass we were standing in front of was nearly a mirror. So here we are nearly 30 years later, recreating that very first photo we took of ourselves back in 1989, which I’d posted prior to leaving for our jaunt across Germany and the Balkans. The Bundesgerichtshof is where Hanns worked for the majority of his career before exchanging the robe of the judge for the robe of the priest.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Schlossgarten is the next leg of our walk through the city of Karlsruhe. On previous visits, we’ve only moved between Hann’s small bungalow and a nearby restaurant that has become our regular go-to place for lunch; today will be no different. After trying some other items at the Badisch Brauhaus on Stephanienstrasse on previous visits, I finally ordered the Fleischkäse with fried egg and Bratkartoffeln though I did not join father and daughter for a glass of wine and instead stuck to my teetotaler ways and ordered my obligatory bottle of sparkling water.

Hanns Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

While not able to write and walk, I am able to hang behind or jump up front to take photos so I appear well occupied while Caroline has the opportunity to enjoy her father’s German wit and command of language that I feel inspires Caroline and her appreciation for his oft demanding intellect and command of the moment.

Karlsruhe, Germany

European elections are just around the corner this Sunday, and here in Karlsruhe, we happened to be so lucky to wander into VerfassungsFEST or Constitution Days. It was 70 years ago this week that the Federal Republic of Germany was established and the rule of Basic Constitutional Law or Grundgesetz was set forth. While Bonn was the capital of the newly formed West Germany, the courts were established in Karlsruhe. I am not sure if that was in order to maintain an independent court but that seems the logical reasoning behind the geographical separation. It was still early in the day while we were here on a Friday, but I was hoping that by evening and then on Saturday, there’d be a much larger gathering in celebration of 70 years of protecting civil rights and social values ​​such as diversity, openness, and legal certainty, which the Basic Constitutional Law guarantees for all citizens.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Germany is walking into its future with a lot of uncertainty as the flames of intolerance are once again seeing their embers stoked. The long experiment to establish a unified Europe was broached back in 1920 by British economist John Maynard Keynes who called for a free trade union, and then in 1946, Winston Churchill became an advocate for the United States of Europe. It was ultimately the work of Chancellor Helmut Kohl of West Germany and President François Mitterrand of France that the European Union was formally established with the signing of the Maastricht Treaty on the 1st of November, 1993. So, while two powerfully influential Brits were once advocates for this social, political, and economic super union, it is Britain itself today that is working so hard to fracture the union that has begun to eclipse the financial might of the United States.

While America has played a key role on the world stage of promoting “ideas” of peace, dragged others into prosperity with our great ability to purchase consumer goods, and been a leader in the evolution of technology that has benefited humanity, there seems to be a fundamental breakdown in our collective desire to promote the health and welfare of our own citizens as we devolve our world view into one of outward hostility while simultaneously fostering an environment of intellectual mediocrity, disregard for our environment, and flaunting our ability to kill abroad and within. Don’t take me wrong; I love the opportunity and economic prosperity that is still alive and well within the borders of America; it’s just that I no longer see America trying to raise the standard and quality of life for its own citizens much less than for the rest of the people of our planet.

Train in Germany

After bidding Hann’s farewell, we’re going back to Frankfurt, or are we?

Train in Germany

This is that Toto moment where references to Kansas can be made. We are at the Siegburg/Bonn train station about 100 miles north of where we should be in Frankfurt. Why is it that we are experiencing the sunset near the former capital of West Germany? Because when I asked my wife about the train and correct stops due to what I thought I read on one of the overhead signs regarding our trip to Frankfurt this afternoon, she didn’t pay attention to my concerns and simply reassured me everything was fine, except it was not. You see, we didn’t pay to travel from Karlsruhe to Bonn; we paid to go to Frankfurt. My first thought was to find a conductor and explain the mistake; Caroline’s first impulse was telling me not to alert the “authorities” to our transgression and hope we could get off at the next stop undetected. The problem there was I had no idea what the next stop was because we were on an I.C.E., and they don’t make many stops. Finding a person in charge, it turns out they were very sympathetic to our error of not getting off at the airport and transferring trains to the Hauptbahnhof. To be honest, Caroline was partially right in her thinking as years ago, all trains went into the Frankfurt Main Station. So, while we didn’t have to pay for our free sightseeing ride to Bonn, there was no guarantee that the ride back would be free.

Train in Germany

While waiting at the Siegburg/Bonn station, a policeman noticed our state of anxiety and asked if he could help. We explained the situation and that we simply had to board the next train south and hope to be back in Frankfurt at a reasonable hour. He explained that we could board either train heading south, which was both running late, and that we shouldn’t forget that we’d have to transfer after reaching the airport. Waiting together, we made small talk, including my admission that in my younger years, I was able to fast-talk myself out of speeding tickets by playing the dumb American who’d left his passport in his hotel room even though I was technically an illegal alien who’d stayed well over the time I could have been considered a tourist. Back on a train, we were soon pushing close to 200mph as we rocketed over Germany for the brief trip that returned us home.

Police in Germany

Back in Frankfurt at the airport, we had more than a few minutes to wait for our next train, and there was the policeman we’d been talking with prior to leaving the Bonn area. We learned a lot from this incredibly friendly officer of the law. While we’ve been here in Germany, we’ve seen ACAB sprayed in graffiti all over the place; it stands for “All Cops Are Bastards.” With over 308,000 men and women in the German Polizei, I find it impossible to characterize all of them as bad. This, though, is the perception that pop culture has created a large part of the blemish on their profession due to a kind of cultural appropriation, where white and Turkish youth culture identifying with American minority movements are acting like German police are serving up injustice across Germany. There have been ugly, apparently racially motivated, or at least excused shootings by law enforcement in America that have seen rally cries from appropriately irate people of color who are feeling like targets of an unjust system. While black Americans and other minorities may have justification for their resentment of what appears to be a biased system, there is scant evidence in Germany of racially motivated socio-economic-driven pressure to oppress entire classes of people.

The officer explained how the average age of a policeman in Germany is now 45 years old and that recruitment is very difficult under the public perception that cops are generally bad people. He pointed out how German officers across Germany only discharged a total of about 70 bullets in 2017, while in America, officers are known to have discharged 40 bullets or more in one incident, occasionally firing over 100 rounds at suspects. For comparison, in the United States, hundreds of people a year are shot and killed by law enforcement officers, while in Germany, since 1963, the year I was born, German officers have shot and killed a total of about 484 people, or about eight people per year.

So why are German police being victimized by this general perception of police brutality? It’s likely in large part due to entertainment neither respecting borders nor coming with warnings not to generalize and demonize these officers who, by and large, work hard to protect the largest part of the population from insanity, greed, hostility, and violence. I don’t believe politicians and media pundits care about correcting these perceptions, as society needs its boogeymen and people who can absorb the derision of the angry horde who need to cast blame on someone, anyone. If the hostility wasn’t directed at law enforcement, it might be directed at those who are failing to lead us politically or who are really abusing us with fear-mongering and bloodletting that has the unwashed masses tuning in for their dose of titillation.

Look, I’ve had my own fair share of encounters with policemen, some of whom could easily be called dicks. They can appear to be unemotional control freaks though they are who we entrust to handle situations that would make meeker people shit their pants in fear or perform instance justice on persons who just violated a child for the expediency of gaining revenge for the victim, but day in and day out they mostly all perform their jobs with the dignity that we’d hope for. Our bias to paint them as a bad lot because of a few horrible instances where, on rare occasions, the proverbial bad apple does something unconscionable is a disservice to ourselves and to the incredible number of people who literally sacrifice their own safety for our own. It’s sad that we are so emotionally fragile and prone to want to see others victimized when we think they can handle it; police officers are just as human as the rest of us, even when they are playing the badass. Thanks, anonymous German officer, who had the time to help us get to where we needed to go and helped us understand a different point of view regarding his profession.

Frankfurt, Germany

Ah, the familiar sight of the Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof. It’s 10:30 p.m. by the time we emerge back into the city, and we are hungry. There are plenty of fast food joints still open, but we want a traditional German dinner as we can never have enough German food.

Frankfurt, Germany

Not far from the European Central Bank and near Willy-Brandt-Platz, we headed over to Restaurant Klosterhof, which has great reviews and a kitchen that’s open until 11:30 p.m. six days a week. We had a great server and a great meal, while our expectations were actually quite low. Why were they low? Because we were not in Sachsenhausen, maybe this place catered to tourists. Instead, I had an incredibly memorable meal called Schlägler Chorherrenschnitzel, which is a veal schnitzel fried in butter, topped with bacon, slices of apples, and lingonberry, covered with melted cheese, served with a fried egg and fried potatoes, a.k.a. Bratkartoffeln. This was no common schnitzel, I can tell you, as it originates as a dish served to Abbot Dominik Lebschy, who restored the Order of the Premonstratensians at Schlägl Abbey in Upper Austria back in the mid-19th century.

Train in Frankfurt, Germany

It’s midnight as the train shows up to take us out to Heddernheim.

Train in Frankfurt, Germany

We are hardly alone on the train as many people are heading out of the city back home while others are traveling in the other direction as they venture into various nightclubs and parties that will be going on well into the morning. If we weren’t getting up early in the morning to go to the Konstablerwache Market and visit with Jutta, I think Caroline and I could have easily wandered around the city for a couple more hours simply taking in life in a city that seems to always be on the go.