The Curlew and Others

Armed with my new superlens it was off to the beach for some bird photos. A thick fog hovered over the coast while homeless people slept nearby, scattered across the sand. The strange thing about Santa Barbara: the average home is worth well over a million dollars, the views are priceless, and rents are exorbitant, but the perfect weather makes the streets and beaches a mecca for the homeless. But I wasn’t here to photograph heads sticking out of sleeping bags; I came for shorebirds. Brown pelicans, cormorants, terns, seagulls, plovers, herons, ducks, some really amazing black skimmers, and, of course, the curlew, which are in abundance.

This weekend, Caroline will join me, and I’ll bring her down to the shore to watch the birds bathe, eat, fly about, and otherwise put on a great show – for those of us who like this sort of thing.

This is the black skimmer that I posted a few days ago in the early morning light while a group of them were feeding.

The black-back gull waits, always on the lookout for someone to drop some food or a kid to pull a piece of bread out of their pocket.

And finally, a grey plover doing what it always does: running.

Extending My Perspective

Great white heron at the Goleta Slough near Santa Barbara, California

That new piece of camera equipment cost nearly as much as the first three piece’o’junk cars I bought as a teenager. I am still nervous to carry it around as it is rather heavy and I have a mild fear of dropping it. There is no more being discreet as this cannot be seen as a simple point-and-shoot camera. Specifically, the lens is a Canon EF 70-200mm 2.8L Image Stabilized Bazooka. I hope to get used to this thing soon, as it feels as though I am carrying around a small telescope. On one of my first early morning outings with the new lens, a fog-shrouded Goleta slough was my destination, and I snapped this photo of a great white heron perched while on the prowl for breakfast. I’m posting this photo here on the 22nd, though it wasn’t shot until the 25th, as I try to share some of my time here sans my wife.

Visual Therapy

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Moments to myself are the rehabilitative therapy I require as there are stressors, even in the most beautiful of places, that demand we take time for ourselves. The birds flying with their beaks in the water, leaving the trails behind them, are looking for food; they are called black skimmers.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Catching the sunrise on the coast while well and good, I am like this bird out here alone with my shadow. Caroline is somewhere else, far away under that sun to the east.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Not long from now, I’ll head back into town to visit with my uncle, but until then, I can just hang out here and watch the colors of the morning give way to those of the day.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

The blue sky and approaching ocean all let me know that time is up; I must leave but will return.

Before the day was out, my aunt and uncle wanted to hand me an envelope of cash, but I couldn’t take that from them. They, being who they are, insisted. I had to say no. They asked what they could do for me after these weeks of helping them with so much of my time, and they went for the jugular, asking if maybe I wanted something for my camera. I told them I’d been looking at a quite expensive Canon 70-200mm lens, and they said, “Done.” It turned out that it was a hair less than what was in the envelope.

Breathing Space

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

After nearly three weeks in Santa Barbara, California, I took time this morning to visit the ocean.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Here I am, at times barely a half-mile from the beach, but helping an elderly relative with a broken hip and an 82-year-old aunt who still works but doesn’t drive leaves precious little time for me.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Today, after dropping my aunt off at work and prior to visiting the rehabilitation center, I took a meandering cliffside drive near the ocean. Upon finding a remote, nearly hidden trail that looked to go to the beach, I found parking and began to capture an hour and a half for myself.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

A steep moss-covered stairway descended the cliff to a lonely beach without a soul, probably because it was just after sunrise and there was a brisk chill in the air.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

The tide was in along this rocky stretch of southerly facing coast.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

I walked eastwards into the rising sun, watching it glisten off the surf.

Coast of Santa Barbara, California

Now, if only Caroline were here holding my hand.

Tillie Gort’s in Pacific Grove, California

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Attention: These posts following our coastal Christmas-thru-New-Year’s trip are named a bit specifically, that’s because when these were originally shared, they only had one photo each due to bandwidth limitations back in the day. Since that time, I’ve updated them to include images that relate to the details of each day.

We stayed at the Glen Oaks Motel in Big Sur last night; they had a tiny little closet of a room we could rent for under $500 a night. Actually, I think we got it for about $100 which in Big Sur is unheard of. The woman who checked us in gave us this tip that in the morning we might want to consider a hike out to the Andrew Molera State Park. This is our trail in.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

It seems like the lighting conditions were changing by the minute. Maybe I should have stuck around until the pelicans were better lit, but the commotion we could hear in the distance demanded that we keep on moving.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

It’s beautiful out on this trail; I have to wonder why we’d never been here before.

Caroline Wise at Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Caroline took up a seat for the show that was going on below.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Birds were amassing and just as quickly peeling off.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

At times it looked like a tornado of birds swirling up into the sky after they took off from the water below.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

On our way into the park, we saw that we were passing thousands of Monarch Butterflies, but they were still warming up, so we figured we catch them on the way back out.

Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea, California

Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea is the kind of place in which we get easily lost as our senses are tickled from all sides.

Caroline Wise at Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea, California

If I told you that this might be our single favorite place along the entire California coast, it wouldn’t be too far from the truth.

Old hippie cafe Tillie Gorts in Pacific Grove, California, is still serving up some great eating. [edit: closed in 2018]

Chihuly glass at Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

Having bought a new membership earlier this year for your whale-watching adventure, we just had to make a return visit to make sure we wrung as much value as we could from the cost. One of the membership perks for the Monterey Bay Aquarium is free entry. All we needed to do was pick up a pass, and in we went. Dale Chihuly has a number of pieces on display at the aquarium.

Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

This afternoon, having the “better camera” doesn’t really work in my favor. Sure, this is a decent photo of a jellyfish, considering the poor lighting and all, but Caroline, with the older point-and-shoot, got some great results, even if they were inadvertent.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Sorry to my wife for having the copyright as John Wise on this, as it was taken by Caroline Wise; it’s just a matter of my being lazy in photo prep. I love the result she got.

Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

I don’t typically like blurry shots, but there’s an aesthetic quality to these that struck my senses, and just had to include them with this post.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Yep, this one is from Caroline, too.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

As is this. I like the nearly monochrome look.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I took the photo of the sunfish catching someone else’s flash at the exact right moment. The tank we’re in front of implores visitors not to use flash but that doesn’t always work out.

John Wise at Dharma's Restaurant in Santa Cruz, California

Fish of any sort wouldn’t have been on the menu here at Dharma’s Restaurant in Santa Cruz, as they only serve up vegetarian fare. If you wonder if I like vegetarian food, does that look like the face of someone who doesn’t?

Up the Coast to Monterey, California – Day 2

Early morning at Morro Bay, California with fishing boats in the foreground and Morro Rock in the background against a bright blue sky with a light band of clouds

Disclaimer: Back in November 2005, when I was posting about our trip up the coast, we were severely limited regarding photos I could post on the blog due to bandwidth limitations. Here in 2022, I’m updating these posts using the original image and text, but I’m adding the rest of the photos I would have liked to share 16 years ago if bandwidth and storage had not been an issue.

Thanksgiving. Today, we were on the slow boat to China, I mean Monterey Bay Aquarium. Left early with fog still hugging the hills, but that burned off quickly. Our first stop of many to come was here at Morro Bay.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

The fishing boats were quiet on this holiday, but the shorebirds kept busy squawking at each other. Bayside, we stood and watched seals who watched back; we also saw sea otters eating and listened to them as they tried to crack open shells with rocks.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

Beachside, we walked along the shore and could have possibly been happy staying right here for the rest of the day.

Caroline Wise at Morro Bay, California

Where Caroline finds the fortitude to walk in the late November waters of the Central Coast is beyond me. Maybe you think I should do her the favor and carry those boots? Well, then, who would take the photos?

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

A heron, some pelicans, along with many a seagull, were taking care of morning business.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

That’s barnacle mom on the left and barnacle dad on the right, and if you look close you’ll see a couple of baby barnacles.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

It’s nice that when the ocean makes trash it will biodegrade or become food for other species and contribute to the health of our planet.

Elephant Seal Colony at San Simeon, California

Juvenile male elephant seals practicing for what will one day become serious combat and bloodletting.

Elephant Seal Colony at San Simeon, California

Meanwhile, the females (obviously the smarter side of the species) lie around in the sun, toss sand on their sides, scratch their noses, grunt, and fart.

Big Sur Coast in California

We’ll never tire of pampas grass, and while it’s invasive, it sure looks beautiful to us as it graces the cliffside of the Big Sur coast.

Caroline Wise at Big Sur Bakery in California

You might glean from the number of baked goods in the case here at the Big Sur Bakery that it’s rather late in the day; just look up at the clock it’s already 2:10 in the afternoon. They could have crumbs left, and still, they’d be the best crumbs anywhere.

Big Sur Coast in California

Where we’re going, clouds mean nothing.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Inside Monterey Bay Aquarium, where life is perfect and everything is beautiful.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I’d have a fish tank at home if it could support such things.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Well, not these things: yellowfin tuna can hit speeds of 30 miles per hour and can weigh over 400 pounds; that sounds like a weapon to me.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Okay, so I wouldn’t want these in my tank at home, as I can only imagine having to jump in and detangle them from time to time.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

And just look at the get-up you need to clean one of these tanks; this is why we come to the aquarium instead of trying to bring the aquarium home.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Sure, having these little fish would be easier, and while I don’t mean to slight its stature, it does look a bit common. Yeah, I know; I can just hear the Angelena Jolie fans saying, “But look at its lips!”

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Some people prefer candies; we prefer sweets for the eyes.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Not finding the sweet in this guy; there’s something about horns that spells danger.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I can’t believe how psychedelic the fish world can be while we idiots on land try sanitizing our world into blunt conformity.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I’d bet a dollar that this fish is thinking, “What an asshole you are on the other side of this glass where due to your envy of our world, you have imprisoned me and my kind, forcing us to swim in endless circles eating the same crap pre-cut fish that gets boring. How would you like to live in some 1,000-square-foot space and eat McDonald’s every day?”

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I think this ray is making fun of me by sticking sand to his chin as he comes over to the window, pretending to be the fat bearded guy trying to take these National Geographic-quality images.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Since it was after 3:30 when we arrived we didn’t have much time in the aquarium tonight, but any time at all is wonderful for us.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

If only we could bypass the motel for one night and just wander along the coast or, even better, play night security guard in the aquarium.