Arizona Canyons

Caroline Wise at Lees Ferry between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

This is not where our day began, as a breakfast of rocks wouldn’t have been on our menu, but this is where today’s adventure got underway. We are on the Honey Moon Trail on our way to Lees Ferry, not that we are on our honeymoon, but then again, I believe Caroline would chime in with enthusiastic agreement; we seem to be on a forever honeymoon that’s never-ending. Not neverending like Die Unendliche Geschichte (The NeverEnding Story by Michael Ende) but more like we just keep celebrating almost every day as though we got married 10 minutes ago. Well then, if we are so in love and happy, why is Caroline standing alone under that massive, precariously balanced boulder? One of two answers comes to mind: I don’t have 30-foot-long arms, or I don’t have a tripod with me; you choose the answer that works for you.

Lees Ferry between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

This is the Lees Ferry area and the site of not only a bunch of history but also the beginning of the Grand Canyon National Park. As for the history, this is where the Honey Moon Trail comes in, which I think should be the Honeymoon Trail, but I’m not one to argue the naming of roads. I can share that the reason behind the name has to do with Mormons and their wagon roads reaching the Colorado River here on their way to St. George, Utah, to get their marriages sealed in the Temple. Lees Ferry is named such because it was John Doyle Lee who operated the ferry here in order for the newlyweds to reach St. George. Caroline and my history here is most notably recognized by a book I wrote titled Stay In The Magic: A Voyage Into The Beauty Of The Grand Canyon, which describes how we embarked on our first whitewater adventure from these very shores a dozen years ago.

Fossil near Lees Ferry on the Colorado River near the Grand Canyon, Arizona

It’s only natural that fossils should easily be seen in the area since we are in some small way descended in the bowels of the earth, in an open-air version of that. Now approaching my 60th year of life, I wonder how much longer it will be until the jokes begin that I’m the living fossil in the places I’ll be finding myself on this continuing journey.

Near Lees Ferry on the Colorado River above the Grand Canyon, Arizona

On one hand, this view is new to us; on the other hand, we’ve traveled down those calm waters of the Colorado River that flow 15 miles from the Glen Canyon Dam here to Lees Ferry. Then, downstream from Lees Ferry, you’ll encounter countless roaring rapids punctuating miles of tranquil river heading to the sea, actually to farms, pools, golf courses, and some drinking water outlets, as almost nothing reaches the sea anymore.

Caroline Wise near Lees Ferry on the Colorado River above the Grand Canyon, Arizona

The first leg of our hiking today was the Sampson Trail Lookout, and I intentionally put that in the past tense as we didn’t get very far before a narrow part of the trail with a precarious dropoff stopped me in my tracks; such is life living with acrophobia.

Near Lees Ferry on the Colorado River above the Grand Canyon, Arizona

Leaving the Sampson Trail and rejoining the Colorado River via Lees Ferry Trail, which runs along the shoreline, we spotted an old section of cable used for guiding ferries across the river back in the day.

Near Lees Ferry on the Colorado River above the Grand Canyon, Arizona

Lees Ferry Fort is one of the few remaining buildings from those early days of the crossing; this one was built in the 1870s.

Orchard at Lonely Dell Ranch part of the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area in Arizona

The Lonely Dell Ranch orchard was a part of the Lee family homestead. Seeing our hike up the Sampson Trail was cut short, we decided we’d walk up the Paria Canyon Trail awhile. This ranch, which included numerous buildings also for people working the land, sustained the ferry operators starting with the Lees and subsequent families. The many varieties of fruit trees that remain from this big farm are taken care of by Park Service employees and the fruit is freely available for pickers when in season.

Lonely Dell Ranch part of the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area in Arizona

Other than this being identified by others as a 1930s Chevrolet truck, I can’t share anything else about it. In the background on the right is the old cemetery that saw too many children from the Johnson family who took over operations after the law caught up with John Doyle Lee. So here’s the rest of the story: Mr. Lee was actually hiding out at the ferry, trying to have a normal life, but someone needed to be the fall guy for the Mountain Meadows Massacre in which at least 120 members of the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train out of Arkansas where shot by adherents of the LDS church. The mass killing by the Nauvoo Legion happened due to hysteria among church leaders, likely including Brigham Young, though that connection was never proven.

Near the Paria Canyon-Vermilion Cliffs Wilderness Area in Arizona

This bend in the Paria River was also the site of a pumping station that watered the ranch downriver after the failure of a few dams that had been built previously for that purpose. Our trail hugs the disappearing wall on the left and while I thought this might be the end of our walk upriver, I found the wherewithal to not give up too early.

Near the Paria Canyon-Vermilion Cliffs Wilderness Area in Arizona

There was a time we’d considered hiking the length of Paria Canyon, a multi-day trek that covers about 38 miles, but after getting to a narrow cliff shelf we would have had to traverse up in the curve on the left, I can only stand in awe, and simultaneous horror that worse could lay ahead. Of course, we could have also taken our chances and crossed over the river that, in places, didn’t look all that deep, but we weren’t prepared for wet feet or yanking ourselves out of knee-deep mud, so this is about as far as we got on this hike.

Vermilion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona

Nothing left to do here now but get to our next destination, which will require a long lens for the camera and our binoculars, except I won’t divulge that activity quite yet. I will share that it, too, is situated in Vermilion Cliffs National Monument, which is what you are looking at here.

Vermilion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona

And this? More Vermilion Cliffs from about the same spot as the previous photo, but instead of looking southwest, I’m looking northwest. While it might be difficult to tease out of this lower resolution web-friendly image, there’s a lower bit of mesa on the right of the photo at the foot of the massive towering cliffs looming over it; look closely, and you might see a diagonal line where you can see lighter and darker soil. At that spot is a narrow single-lane dirt road that has been carved leading up to the mesa, and from what I can see on Google Earth is that there are at least five dwellings up there. You could give me one of the properties, and the only way I’d get home is to walk up the road, and it’s undrivable as far as I’m concerned.

Caroline Wise at the Soap Creek Trail gate between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

Oh, you want to turn around and stop there? Okay, we can do that. Caroline is holding the gate open as we are about to visit the Soap Creek Trail that heads right down to the Colorado River. That spot was the first place where we camped back in 2010 when we found ourselves on that whitewater trip I frequently reference.

Soap Creek Trail between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

This looks promising as we head right down the dry wash; it’s a bit sandy in places, but no mud.

Soap Creek Trail between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

At about one mile in or about 3 miles from the river, we reach what at times is obviously a waterfall, but today could only act as a humanfall if we dared navigate our way down the non-existent trail. Later, we learned that there are places where hikers would benefit from having rappelling ropes or webbing with them to get in and out of the trickier parts of the trail, though others report that they found the canyon easily navigable and found ways down the dry waterfalls and over heavy boulder fields. We took off on this hike in part because Alltrails ranks it as moderate, like the South Kaibab Trail to Cedar Ridge in the Grand Canyon that we hiked with my 74-year-old (at the time) mother-in-law. This type of hike should be rated as hard; maybe with a guide, it would have been easier, but like Michelle Dobyne once said, “Not Today….and we bounced out.”

Spider on the Soap Creek Trail between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

There we were bouncing out when Mrs. Spider spoke up and said, “Would you two enjoy a crispy-wrapped grasshopper on your travels?” Of course, we are down with your brand of websushi and so we gobbled down our gift and found ourselves 41% less disappointed that we had to turn around and not reach the Colorado River at Soap Creek Canyon.

Caroline Wise on the Soap Creek Trail between Vermilion Cliffs National Monument and the Grand Canyon in Arizona

Do not think for a moment that we were really disappointed, nor believe that we accepted that grasshopper offering. If you just look at the environment in which we added two more miles to our accumulating miles of trails hiked, you can easily deduce that we were as happy as clams.

Vermilion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona

Way up this road near Utah is the Wave, a world-famous geological feature that’s a part of the Coyote Buttes. Well before that, near the end of the visible road in this photo, is a small parking lot, a toilet, a covered picnic table, a really poor viewing scope, and all of that is there because over on the cliffs to the right are the homes of incredibly rare condors. A few weeks ago, as we were crossing the Navajo Bridge, we learned about a condor release that was happening the next day, but our plans had us up at the Great Basin National Park. So, knowing that there were five new condors that had been recently released here, we were sure to bring the binoculars and my long lens with the hope we might catch sight of them.

Condor release area at the Vermilion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona

Well, if it isn’t our luckiest day ever? We encountered three people from the Peregrine Fund representing the Condor Cliffs program set up with chairs and scopes. We figured they were monitoring the birds that had been released back on September 24th. Wrong, they were here not only monitoring them but also looking at the clifftop release pen holding more condors for an upcoming unannounced release. With the naked eye, there was nothing to see, so the lady volunteer from Montana invited us to peer through her scope, and BLAM, there was the cage and a bunch of condors.

Vermilion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona

Out there on the eastern cliffs are those condors, and nearby, hidden in a blind, is at least one biologist camping out in 4-day shifts to closely monitor the birds in conjunction with the folks we met next to the road. The cabin-like structure behind the release pen is a mobile lab in which they can examine birds, repair radio trackers, and do other condor-related stuff to support the birds’ adaptation to living in the wild.

Aspen in fall at the Grand Canyon National Park North Rim, Arizona

While down in Phoenix, we’ve still been flirting with temperatures close to 100 degrees, it’s obvious up here that fall is in full force. I probably shot more than a dozen images of yellow, orange, and reddish aspen, but contrast and a wildfire-scarred landscape at other locations made it difficult to snag a decent photo. Combine the desire to photograph the vibrancy with the hope we’d reach the north rim of the Grand Canyon, and I probably didn’t give my effort enough time to find the right scene. As it turned out, we started running into heavy cloud cover before we ever reached even the park entrance.

A deer at the Grand Canyon National Park North Rim, Arizona

Oh, deer, I almost forgot to share the stats for today. At the time of seeing this dear deer, Caroline and I already exchanged verbal expressions of love about 114 times which is kind of weak for us because it works out to just over five times per hour per person. This rather pathetic statistic of once per 11 and 1/2 minutes doesn’t reflect favorably, but please try to understand that we’ve been distracted by the multitude of sights and sounds that captured our attention, effectively leading to us nearly ignoring each other. Hug stats were also off as our hug-o-meters registered less than one per hour and, if truth be known, it was closer to a hug per two hours. If all that wasn’t bad enough, the snuggle factor as measured during our waking moments today would appear sad and tragic due to the excitement of getting out under the rising sun and overwhelming the obligatory routine of indulgent snugglage. Come Monday, we’ll be working hard to repair all that.

Grand Canyon National Park North Rim, Arizona

While there is no sunset illuminating the sky with vibrant oranges, reds, and purples at the North Rim of the Grand Canyon, at least there’s no rain. There are also no dining options as the restaurant is booked solid, and the saloon is out of food, as is the deli, aside from some macaroni salad and potato chips. Today is the last full day of business on this side of the canyon before things shut down until next year. Apparently, Aramark has been working hard to ruin the experience of visitors who spend $185 a night minimum to be here by not only not having a place for us to eat, but they also didn’t have staff to make beds and simply put our bedding, neatly folded at least, on the beds for us to make them ourselves. Of course, the executive staff could easily blame local management and staff (or rather, lack of staff), but anyone with half a brain should easily surmise that the conditions that affect these kinds of situations are budgetary in nature and that is dictated by a corporate office, not the workers in the field. As a matter of fact, the staff we dealt with have been tremendous and as accommodating as they could be, especially Anna at the deli, who found me a bowl of chili that allowed me to take my meds on a full stomach like I’m supposed to.

Grand Canyon National Park North Rim, Arizona

Fortunately, the Grand Canyon cannot disappoint nor can the weather conditions, as whatever the situation, we are being offered yet another unique opportunity to view this spectacle in a way that seems new to these eyes that have gazed into this abyss countless times by now.

Marble Canyon, Arizona – Trip 17

Homemade dehydrated granola in Ute pottery

Finished with a 5-day fast, appointments set for Caroline’s next bunionectomy, the calcium test on my heart was done yesterday, new batches of homemade granola and Burmese pickled ginger done, and some important changes to our Oregon trip next month means we can get out of Phoenix for the weekend and feel accomplished as we take off. Where to this time? North, with hopes that the weather remains pleasant where we’re going because the Sunday morning forecast suggests it could get down to the upper 30s or about 3c with a chance for light rain until mid-day. Good thing we have warm clothes, ponchos, and some plans for enjoying ourselves. Where exactly are we going? A small place on the map called Marble Canyon.

Regarding this being “Trip 17,” late last year, I put together an itinerary that planned for us to take 26 excursions out of Phoenix this year, but we won’t make it. We’ve already missed 5 of those trips for one reason or another. Two of them were from August while Caroline was recovering from her foot surgery, and that will happen again in December. We know we have at least one more trip that is a certainty, the 12 days up on the Oregon coast, and hopefully, we can squeeze two more in, maybe even a third. So, we’ll complete the year, having taken between 18 and 21 trips, equaling about 85 days out and about, which is not bad from my view.

And what about today’s lead photo? That’s 6 pounds of homemade granola that just came out of the dehydrator after two and a half days in one of our favorite pieces of Ute pottery. We picked it up about 15 years ago, somewhere near Towaoc, Colorado, from Ute Mountain Pottery. Any other specifics are lost to time. What we do know is that the shop on the side of the road no longer exists so we won’t be adding to the collection any time soon.

At the entrance of Wupatki National Monument north of Flagstaff, Arizona

As fall descends upon the Northern Hemisphere, the sun dips below the horizon even earlier, and sometimes, we forget to take that into account as we head out on the road. Had I considered that I probably should have made a point of stopping before reaching Flagstaff because after enjoying our dinner there (a good Mexican meal at Martanne’s), we were chasing the last glimmer of the sun still up in the sky, but nothing down upon the earth. The light was fading fast, and the early evening could be seen low in the sky. [I would like to add that since we drove north on the I-17, there really was no chance to pull over for a photo before Flag anyway, although the views are always spectacular. This time, we even saw a herd of antelopes in the distance. – Caroline]

Stars seen from the Navajo Bridge in Marble Canyon, Arizona

It was dark, really dark, when we reached the Navajo Bridge in Marble Canyon. While it can’t be seen in this photo, the Milky Way sits above the low bright spot left of center.

Marble Canyon Lodge in Marble Canyon, Arizona

And this is our destination for the evening out in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. Just one night we’ll stay here at the Marble Canyon Lodge. Behind us is the road that leads to Lees Ferry and Mile Marker Zero, a.k.a. the beginning of the Grand Canyon National Monument that we’ll be visiting, along with a couple of other places starting tomorrow morning.

The Trees Are Calling – Trip 16

Highway 17 on way to Flagstaff, Arizona

I started writing this last night when I was thinking of the route we’d be traveling today. Earlier in the week week, I had hemmed and hawed as I couldn’t fix on a destination, go far away, or stay closer to home. Last December, when I created the itinerary for this year, I had penciled us in to drive up to Great Basin National Park. It’s been nearly 20 years since we were there last, which its 600-mile distance out into the middle of nowhere might have something to do with. On the other hand, Chiricahua National Monument in southern Arizona is only 250 miles away.

The Gap off Highway 89 in Northern Arizona

Telling someone of my dilemma and saying out loud that a 1,200-mile (almost 2,000km) roundtrip drive for a hike to some 4,500-year-old trees and a disappearing glacier in Nevada seemed excessive, well, that sounded weak to my ears because, 20 years ago, that wouldn’t have figured into our thinking. So it was fixed that we’d not be taking the easy way, we were returning to Great Basin National Park.

Navajo Bridge near Marble Canyon, Arizona

Initial plans had us stay in Cedar City, Utah, for the first night out, but we got away earlier than we thought we’d be leaving Phoenix, so we set our sights on Beaver, Utah. The photo above was taken when we were not yet in Utah but on the western side of the Navajo Bridges after crossing the Colorado River down below. Both Caroline and I had the sense we’ve been up here more than a few times this year. Maybe it’s just a few, but at the time I’m writing this, I’m feeling too lazy to scroll back through the 120 earlier blog posts I’ve published this year to figure it out exactly.

Colorado River seen from Navajo Bridge near Marble Canyon, Arizona

In just three weeks, we’ll be up here yet again as we’ll be staying a night at the Marble Canyon Lodge before taking a hike up the river a short way at Lee’s Ferry. The Spencer Trail is what we’ll be aiming for, and I’m putting this out there right now as I try to build my resolve to hike this strenuous trail, but let me be clear: it is not the steep ascent that is bothering me but the narrow trail with butt-clenching drop-offs. If we can make it to the mesa top, we’ll be offered some spectacular views, but even if we only make it part way up, we should be able to look back here at the Navajo Bridge for a perspective we’ve never seen before.

Vermillion Cliffs near Marble Canyon, Arizona

When I took this photo, Caroline and I had already been marveling on our way north at how green everything was. Well, between Phoenix and Flagstaff during and just after our monsoon season, that’s normal, but this far north, it is rare. So, someone who lives in an environment that is seriously green might wonder, what green? But to our eyes, these are levels of lush desert greenery that make us stop and capture the infrequent hue found among the Vermillion Cliffs.

Vermillion Cliffs near Marble Canyon, Arizona

We’ve never grown tired of these views; they look as exotic to us as they always have. A rarified sight that continues to be a constant reminder of how parts of the earth still look when not taken over by people. This is also the area where condors have been re-established, and come mid-October, we’ll not forget binoculars and my telephoto lens in the hopes of grabbing a couple of good photos of these rare birds.

As we were about to turn west and head into the high plateau where the North Rim of the Grand Canyon is found, we were running out of sunlight. This would be the first time in a long while that we’d be passing through the notorious town of Colorado City, Arizona, just south of the Utah state line. Back when we first drove through the area, Warren Jeffs and his nut-job father Rulon (Uncle Rulon to his followers) were both in charge of this polygamist enclave. Not satisfied with no less than 50 wives each, Warren was living a life that included rape, incest, and sexual assault of children. That was all traded for a life in prison, though he’ll be eligible for parole in 2038. I almost forgot to mention that Warren married all but two of his father’s wives, which I think means he married his brother’s mothers. The more I refresh my memory about Colorado City, the more I think we need to visit this outpost of depravity to walk among the many children of the Jeffs clan.

Not Your Average Thursday – Trip 15

Caroline Wise and John Wise on Interstate 10 east of Quartzsite, Arizona

Nope, this is not your average Thursday, as everything is working differently. We woke earlier than we had for a while. Caroline had a 6:00 online workshop to attend, and I needed to get out early to wash the car before the heat of the day set in. Though Caroline is “in class,” she’s still working, but as it’s from home, she’s better positioned for our early afternoon departure. From the title of today’s post, you can see that we are embarking on trip 15. When we leave is in question as that depends on the needs coming from her office, and consequently, that dictates where we’ll be staying this evening.

The further we get down the Western road today, the greater the indulgence of incredible tomorrow. Over my iced soy latte, and obviously, at the last minute, I’m working out the details of exactly what we are aiming for and what we’ll avoid. The avoidance is considered as I find no joy in driving through the middle of Los Angeles in the evening, so I’d rather have us track north. If we didn’t want to drive Highway 1 up the Big Sur coast tomorrow, it would make more sense to drive to Tehachapi or Bakersfield and then hit the 101, but we need to spend as much time as possible crawling along that splendid ocean we are oh-so in love with.

Typically, there would be some emphasis on a nice spot to drop in on dinner but on these coastal long weekends that see us going so far north hugging the sea, food doesn’t play such an important role. With the prices of hotels scoped out from Simi Valley over to Ventura, I have an idea of where we might stay tonight but again, this depends on when we leave in some hours. And seeing we are getting ever closer to that time with the need to pack, clean a few things, make an extravagant lunch of sundubu-jjigae, and stop on our way out for an obligatory large iced coffee, I should give this preliminary travel blogging a rest and get back home to deal with those last-minute details.

It’s almost 2:00 p.m., and we are popping out and heading down the road, yippy.

Interstate 10 approaching Los Angeles, California

Dinner was at In N Out as we were passing through Indio, California. The photo of Caroline and me in the car was taken on Interstate 10 traveling west after getting gas east of Quartzsite almost 3 hours before this sunset photo, which was also shot from the moving car. Encountering the typical stressors found while driving through the Los Angeles area, we made our way over to Ventura to take a room at the Motel 6 South and fell immediately to sleep.

Best of Intentions

Verde River in Camp Verde, Arizona

Following the break of day, a walk around the block, breakfast at home, and finally a coffee on our way to the freeway, we leave under glorious skies for an overnight trip to Flagstaff, Arizona. We measured taking the western scenic route and the eastern scenic route and finally opted to take the middle way, which is Highway 17, a.k.a. the Black Canyon Freeway. The desert out of Phoenix was lush, which is testimony to the active monsoon season we’ve been having, but as is the story with freeways, pulling over for photos can be difficult. Passing through Camp Verde and crossing a muddy river, I jumped off the next exit to double back for a closer view of the Verde River. What this photo does not convey is the noisy chorus of grasshoppers and cicadas and the lively ballet of dragonflies and bumblebees entertaining us for a few minutes.

Sedona, Arizona

Unable to stick to the plan of going directly to our destination, we felt Highway 179 beckoning us to drive through Sedona before picking up Oak Creek Canyon en route to Flagstaff, so why not?

Sedona, Arizona

That’s Bell Rock, and if you look closely, maybe you can see the vortex streaming out of the center of the rock; well, that is if you can see it through my aura that’s spilling into the photo.

Rain in Oak Creek Canyon Sedona, Arizona

Great job, John; make fun of the kooks of Sedona and their $45 aura photographs, crystals, vortex skinny dipping, and yoga in a Pink Jeep while off-road, and it’ll rain so hard on you that you have to pull over. This may not look like a torrential downpour, but I assure you that while driving, we couldn’t see our phones anymore as we had to seriously concentrate on the wet road.

Oak Creek Canyon Sedona, Arizona

Fortunately, Caroline brought a crystal with her, so we lit some patchouli incense, put on our sandals, and smoked a joint before saying a prayer to Lord Ganesh. Before we knew it, the rains stopped, and we were able to get stuck for nearly 30 minutes waiting for backed-up traffic to pass through a one-lane restriction on the road ahead. Maybe we should have made obeisance to Jesus?

Proper Meat and Provisions in Flagstaff, Arizona

We finally arrived in Flagstaff starving as it took us over four hours to get here instead of the two hours as Google thought. I don’t know how this was Caroline’s fault, but that doesn’t begin to matter as our secret to this happy marriage is that everything is her fault, so we’ll just go with that. No matter by now either, as not only have we arrived in this mountain town, we are at Proper Meat and Provisions for lunch. Another patty melt, pastrami and green chili sandwich, along with chicharrones and we squeezed in between all the young people traveling with old people. The couple at our shared table asked if we, too, were dropping off a young college student. Nope, but this explains the high price for hotels this weekend and all the traffic on the way up.

Flagstaff, Arizona

Stuffed and I really mean stuffed, we needed to walk off some of the gluttony, but four raindrops persuaded us to dip for shelter in order to avoid melting.

Caroline Wise at Late For The Train in Flagstaff, Arizona

Where else but a coffee shop should we hide from the tempest raging outside? Should you think I’m talking of those four raindrops, I mean the torrents of students introducing other students to the downtown area of Flagstaff, the parents, and siblings of the older brother/sister/pronoun of choice who is not even trying not to look disaffected and bored with the chaperones and all these dogs everywhere. Dogs, are they readying themselves for university, too?

No, the dogs are part of a Barks and Brews event described as a “Doggie Pub Crawl.” From a Flagstaff website:

Limited Early Bird Tickets are available for $50! Regular tickets and day-of tickets will be $60. Tickets include a souvenir tasting glass, doggie water bowl & bandanna, lanyard, and tasting pass good for two beer tastings from several local breweries, including Beaver Street, Dark Sky, Grand Canyon, Historic, Lumberyard, Mother Road, Wanderlust, and Sweetwater Brewing!

Proceeds go to charity.

That’s it; we are bailing out on the idea of spending the night. Our idea of grabbing a crap motel on the edge of town has been dashed as those places knowing a good thing when they sense it, have all raised their prices from the $55 we budgeted (yep, that’s how cheap we can be) to the sky-high price of almost $100.

But now we know that Oak Creek Canyon is not an option to go home, and the 17 South is under construction and limited to one lane, so we’ll be trying the Lake Mary Road, wondering what shenanigans the gods of karmic charm have in store for us.

There we were, packing up to make our way to the car, when some god or other smote us for talking of their potential wrath and opened the sky with a downpour. Not four little drops this time, we’re talking soaked before we ever get a dozen feet away from the front door of Late for the Train Coffee Shop, that’s the place name of where we’ve been sitting, sipping, sewing, and writing.

Driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

Under a light drizzle, thunder and lightning, and even a faint rainbow, we got to our car and bailed out of Flagstaff, leaving the dark clouds behind us.

Driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

But this being a John and Caroline adventure, we had to stop and smell the sunflowers. Caroline even grabbed a handful to bring home with us, and while this is jumping ahead, they didn’t look good by the time we got there, but by morning, they’d sprung back to life and brought smiles to our faces, so that was wonderful.

Driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

That’s Flagstaff out in the center of this photo, and while I might be sharing too many photos that are slightly different with the sunlit grasses, bits of blue sky, and heavy dark clouds pouring out rain, we were so enchanted by the contrasts that I couldn’t help but take a few.

Caroline Wise and John Wise driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

Speaking of smiling faces.

Driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

Squint, and you might see the sliver of Mormon Lake that appears to be quickly disappearing.

Driving south on Lake Mary's Road in Arizona

While hints of monsoon were always nearby, we made it to Payson, where we stopped for dinner as we knew we’d not be back in Phoenix before 8:00, and being the old people we are now, eating that late doesn’t much work very well for us. Strange thing, this aging process, and while we’re not even 60 yet, we’ve heard plenty from the 70- and 80-year-olds how we’re still young, but to our 20- to 40-year-old selves, we grow ever more familiar with the changes that come with adding on the days, months, and years that move us closer to old. I’d bet a dollar when we are sitting here lamenting the changes of having reached 75 that some nearby 90-year-old will tell us just how young we still are, which means I think we should just keep looking to the clouds and smiling.

Going Out to Get Nowhere

Interstate 10 traveling west in Arizona

Just yesterday, we decided with certainty that we’d head out of Phoenix for an overnight somewhere in Arizona on Saturday morning. At the last minute, I worked out an itinerary on the map that would take us west towards the California border and then north. The little two-day jaunt would end in Flagstaff with another visit to Proper Meats + Provisions, where we recently enjoyed the greatest Patty Melt we’d ever had. So we packed up a small bag and got going.

Wickenburg Road out near Tonopah, Arizona

We should have left the freeway at 355th Avenue, but there was no exit, so we took the Wintersburg Road offramp and turned right and right again before reaching 355th Avenue where we needed to turn left off of Indian School Road to head north.

Wickenburg Road at Jackrabbit Wash in Arizona

After a few miles, our road curves and becomes Aguila Road. We were just going along when a horse trailer and Mustang that passed us while I was taking the previous photo were heading back the way they came. We thought this was strange and that maybe they’d forgotten something, or could this just be a coincidence of being a different horse trailer and Mustang? Obviously, something was glitching in the matrix. Then, not 2 minutes later, we learned that it was, in fact, them. They had decided that they weren’t going to attempt crossing this mess on the road. Something about the mud and debris flow didn’t smell right; it smelled downright awful. No matter, we turned around as there were other ways to get to where we were going.

Indian School Road in far west valley of Phoenix, Arizona

Instead of getting back on the 10 freeway, Caroline noticed that Indian School Road runs along the interstate until 411th Avenue, so we’ll take it just to keep our trek off of that ugly road. Hmmm, come to think about it, I had Caroline text me a message as we were leaving Phoenix regarding my utter disdain for our freeways. It read like this, “Freeways are like the average American, fat and bloated with generic franchised, gluttonous places to indulge our worst inclinations. There is nothing to see, no character, and the billboards, like people’s outward appearance, display slogans offering a peak in the height of one’s stupidity.”

Yeah, take that, you stupid ugly freeways with inconsiderate road-raging asshole drivers; we are opting to take the byways to places the mass of turds will never know on their way in a hurry to who knows what. We are the real elitists above the antics of conformity because we don’t travel the way idiots do…

Muddy intersection of Salome Highway and 491st Avenue west of Phoenix, Arizona

…Until we are the idiot. Transferring from the north side of Interstate 10 to the south side, we were able to pick up Indian School Road again, and well, everyone knows that Indian School Road is a big paved affair, so we were going to skip more freeway and enjoy the peace and quiet of a truly rural drive while everyone else zips along lightning speed. Little did we know that only a few miles on the pavement would end, but things looked manageable, so we soldiered on. We knew that some miles down the road, just south of I-10, Indian School intersects with Salome Road, which is exactly the road we want that will bring us to Eagle Eye Road and, subsequently, Aguila. There would have been nothing much in Aguila to see, just some old ruins of motels possibly, and then we’d turn around back towards Wenden before hitting Hope, Bouse, and Parker. From the Colorado River, our plan was to drive over the dam coming back down through California to Vidal Junction up towards Needles, near where we’d cross back into Arizona for a drive up the Oatman Highway, a.k.a. Historic Route 66. There were other plans from that point on the road, but when we reached the intersection of Indian School and Salome and needed to turn right, this mud hole put an end to our road trip. We were defeated and hungry by now, so we turned around.

Caroline Wise reading from a Kindle in Phoenix, Arizona

We were driving back towards Phoenix. With an hour and a half before we’d reach home, Caroline broke out the Kindle to read us some more In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust. We are currently in the volume titled The Guermantes Way, which at the exact spot we are means we are 46% through this 1.2 million word book. By the time we reached Bethany Home and 16th Street where we shared an overpriced burger with garlic fries, we got to 47% of the book finished. As for the burger joint, Caroline also had a beer, I had nothing to drink, and our bill with a $5 tip came to $40. Maybe we would have been better off staying in to be everywhere within ourselves inexpensively than to have gone out to get nowhere. But on the plus side, we got to spend some quality time together in the car, so all in all, we had a great little adventure.