Frankfurt, Germany

Caroline Wise and her mom Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

We landed, deplaned, zipped through customs, and headed downstairs to the train platforms to buy a monthly pass for public transport before getting on the train to the main station (Hauptbahnhof) in the center of Frankfurt. Once in the city, momentum got us to the U-Bahn for the short ride out to Heddernheim, where my in-laws Klaus and Stephanie live and where we’ll be staying. After dropping our bags, we were nearly just as soon gone and on our way back to Frankfurt.

Not far from the old town center is Lebenshaus on the Main River, where Jutta Engelhardt, my mother-in-law, is now a resident in an assisted living situation. This is the first time Caroline and Jutta have seen each other face to face, other than on Skype or WhatsApp, since the summer of 2019.

Caroline Wise and her mom Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

After catching up on a few things and sharing our experience flying business class, we got Jutta up and out of her room so we could make our way to lunch.

Römer in Frankfurt, Germany

Repeating my lunch experience with Jutta back in June, we headed over to Römer. On our approach, the telltale signs of a wedding were seen and heard. Towards the center of the photo is the Standesamt, where people enter their civil marriage, and if you look closely, you can see a small wedding party over there. The “heard” part of the ceremony comes from the carillon of the Alte Nikolai church, which is used to play songs requested by the bride and groom. Strangely enough, a song from the anime film Spirited Away and a traditional Japanese folk melody called Cherry Blossoms were being played on the bells.

Leberkäse with egg and brafkartoffeln in Frankfurt, Germany

Like me, prior to my last visit, Caroline hadn’t ever eaten at Römer Berg either. Let me clarify that we’d not eaten at the restaurants here, but we enjoyed a thing or two during the annual Christmas Market when we lived in Frankfurt. So, today’s lunch is brought to us by Zum Standesämtchen. As per my usual, I had green sauce and schnitzel while Caroline opted for Leberkäse (fried mystery meat) with Spiegelei and Brafkartoffeln.

Caroline Wise next to the Main River in Frankfurt, Germany

After five hours with Jutta (including a 30-minute impromptu post-lunch nap, better referred to as passed-out, in chairs), Caroline and I needed to get moving as jet lag was threatening us with demands for proper sleep. A lemon ice cream cone and a walk along the Main River on a beautiful day were just the kind of wakeful therapy we needed.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

One thing led to another, and after Caroline had her picture taken with the Frankfurt police mascot, we were invited past the barrier to learn about crime prevention in the Frankfurt area. This was certainly not the first thing that would show up on many people’s list of things to do when visiting a European capital city, but then again, we were tired and were seriously familiar enough here that we could afford to get outside our scope of desired experiences. It turned out to be quite interesting to learn about the history of the Stadtpolizei (city police) and that Caroline’s open purse was an invitation to grab something, which I’m always warning her about. The furry creature serving as the mascot is actually supposed to be a lion, in line with the Hessian crest, but we fail to see much of a resemblance.

Klaus and Stephanie Engelhardt with Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

With the day starting to cool off, we headed back to Heddernheim so I could grab a wool undershirt I rely on when it gets cold, but it turns out I forgot to pack it, just like my fleece. Accepting that I’ll likely freeze to death here at the end of summer if I were to remain outside, we were only at Klaus and Stephanie’s long enough to have a coffee and then got right back out on the train for a trip back into the city center.

Maybe you were expecting Shaquille O’Neal? Well, we can’t deliver him, but the next best thing is the Grüne Soße Festival in Frankfurt. We couldn’t be happier to be here, though we could be better rested. That lack of sleep doesn’t matter as we consider ourselves incredibly fortunate to be able to attend the festival. During previous events, we only heard about it from Klaus and Stephanie, who have attended every year, only having missed out on the inaugural first year.

Green Sauce Festival in Frankfurt, Germany

The Grüne Soße Festival, for those who don’t read German, is a Green Sauce Festival. How does one celebrate green sauce, you might wonder? Well, Grüne Soße is a regional comfort food unique to the Frankfurt area that at one time was mostly available in spring and early summer, but with greater demand and popularity, the dish is available with slight modifications due to the availability of particular herbs that the dish requires. Starting with seven different fresh herbs and a yogurt base or something similar, this sauce is popular with boiled potatoes and hardboiled eggs and is also great on schnitzel.

The pitcher above doesn’t really have anything to do with Grüne Soße other than Apfelwein goes well with the dish we’ll be enjoying tonight. How would my reader know that this “Bembel” or jug is used for holding “Apfelwein,” a popular hard apple cider here in Frankfurt? Well, because I’m sharing that with you right now. So, if you ever find yourself in Frankfurt, just know that these things are unique to this area, and you’d sorely miss out on this tradition if you fail to go out and find it.

Green Sauce Festival in Frankfurt, Germany

Much of the nuance of the evening’s entertainment was lost on me as the speed of German was not aimed at those for whom German is a second language. No matter, the general idea of things was understood as “All Thing Green Sauce” was the underlying thread.

Green Sauce Festival in Frankfurt, Germany

During an intermission in the festivities, plates with seven different samples of green sauce (I hope you see what they did there, considering that Grüne Soße is made up of seven different herbs) were delivered to every guest. Green eggs were delivered, followed by boiled new potatoes. Oh, as soon as we arrived earlier, bread and drinks were served, and it should be pointed out that food and drinks were included in the price of the seating reservation.

During the first part of the entertainment, clues were offered regarding the various green sauces, and then after we tried them all, we played a kind of Grüne Soße Lotto trying to match the sauces to which local restaurant made it. I didn’t win, but someone else at our table for eight did!

Green Sauce Festival in Frankfurt, Germany

The second half of the evening’s entertainment was more my flavor, with a great Abba parody put to the idea of green sauce, and a local theater company supplied some stilt-walking fairies that moved between the tables.

I estimated that there were nearly 500 of us here in the audience tonight, and this was just one of seven evenings that this sampling and entertainment will be occurring during the three weeks that the festival is happening this year.

Green Sauce Festival in Frankfurt, Germany

The day has been a whirlwind, with two days of experience shoved into one. The idea that we landed 16 hours earlier and are just now crawling back to Heddernheim in the middle of the night is crazy. Exhausted is our final destination, but this extraordinary first day in Germany will keep it as one of the most memorable. Big, big thanks to Klaus and Stephanie for picking up the extra tickets for us to join them at this annual Green Sauce Festival and once again welcoming us into their home.

Fly Out

Sunrise at Skyharbor Airport in Phoenix, Arizona

Three-thirty in the morning is an awfully early time of day to wake up, but that’s what was required for getting to the airport by 5:00. Our first stop on this journey is Chicago, where we’ll be connecting to our Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt, Germany, landing at 7:20 tomorrow morning.

Flying over America to Chicago, Illinois

We were on board early with 20 minutes to go before departure. Paying for upgrades such as priority boarding and premium economy is proving to be worth their value regarding their stress relief factor. With everyone accounted for who’d bought tickets for this flight, we were able to depart 15 minutes early. I think this is new to me; I can’t remember such a thing ever happening before.

Flying over America to Chicago, Illinois

Hey, wait a second; I thought this trip was canceled. Yeah, well, Lufthansa only wanted to refund $150 of each ticket or have us rebook. Rebooking for early next year wasn’t possible as we have a vacation already booked for Chiapas, Mexico, in March. Booking later this year with looming new travel restrictions due to COVID might not even be possible, so if Caroline was going to see her parents before 2022, it was going to have to happen now.

Flying over America to Chicago, Illinois

So here we are at 35,000 feet over the middle of America in the 8th row of a flight that is far from full with no seat neighbor. Now, the trick is to stay awake so we can sleep on our flight over the Atlantic.

Flying over America to Chicago, Illinois

Since we’ll be landing in the heart of Europe early Wednesday morning, which is our 10:20 p.m. Tuesday night in Phoenix, Arizona, we’ll be inclined not to want to hit the ground running, but that’s exactly what we’ll need to do. Not only that, we’ll have to keep up that momentum for at least 14 hours so we can go to sleep late enough in the hopes that we can start getting over jet lag as soon as possible. So, if all goes well, we’ll grab a solid 5 hours of sleep on our next flight.

Flying over America to Chicago, Illinois

I must have fallen asleep for a moment or two as I’ve got nothing to say about this photo of farmland somewhere, not that falling asleep should have any impact on what I might say. What I should say is that by the time I’m writing this, we’re at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago, and I’m feeling a bit worn, using a fuzzy brain to try and say something.

Cannabis Amnesty Box O'hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois

With marijuana legal for recreational use in Illinois, we surmise that these boxes are used by people who forgot they have a pocket full of weed and, before they get in trouble flying into a place where it’s illegal, this is their opportunity to get rid of it.

Caroline Wise at O'hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois

This is the before photo prior to Caroline enjoying her Aperol spritz as we sat down to some mediocre lunch at the airport. For a place known for its cuisine, terminal 1 is a sorry representation of the city outside the airport. As I finish this first installment of the post for our flight out of Arizona and the United States, we have less than an hour before we board our flight, and Caroline is looking just a bit tired. Maybe my two micro-naps on the way to Chicago gave me an advantage? Anyway, the next image for this post will arrive later, but for now, this is what’s going on for the two of us.

Chicago, Illinois

We took off from Chicago nearly a half-hour late, but that seems to be fitting with the O’Hare airport as it’s one of America’s busiest, and while the airport food was on the disappointing side, the view of the city on the lake was spectacular.

Caroline Wise on the way to Germany

We were able to snag a great deal on an upgrade to business class on our flight from Chicago to Frankfurt. Caroline pointed out how this was her first time having champagne on a flight, and while she once flew first class from Phoenix to New York City for work, this was her first time in business class to Europe.

Business class meal on Lufthansa flight

With a flight barely seven hours long, the crew got busy as soon as we were in the air to get dinner service going. Instead of serving the three courses separately, as was my experience on the way from Frankfurt to Denver back in June, appetizer, main course, and dessert were all brought out simultaneously, which was great for me but not ideal for Caroline, who had opted for ice cream as her sweet.

I don’t think it was 15 minutes after eating that our seats were laid down nearly flat, and we were on our way to sleep. While fitful, we were able to sleep off and on for about 4 hours before the aircrew was prepping breakfast. Not thirty minutes later, we were landing in the city where Caroline was born, Frankfurt, Germany. As for the flight in business class, all flying should be in this comfort.

Pause

Coffee at the homeless shelter in Phoenix, Arizona

I only now realized that there’s been a two-week lull in postings here at www.johnwise.com. It’s not that I’ve been lollygagging on the sidelines, enjoying our slightly cooler Arizona weather that’s seen torrents of rain. Yes, we’ve had a nice monsoon season, but that’s not what’s occupied my time.

Aside from the time I needed to catch up writing about all of those days out in the center of the United States with my daughter, I’ve been plugging away on some backfill duties that Caroline requested of me. Specifically, she asked that I examine the blog entries of January 10 – 18, 2009 when we made our first winter visit to Yellowstone National Park. Caroline was looking for something or other regarding a Yellowstone trip, and by the time she realized which one it was, she was aghast to find that our monumental visit in the snow only featured one image per day.

Well, that is now rectified, as after looking at the bulk of photos I shot over those eight days, I found some incredible images that just had to be put up here for posterity. The ironic thing is that they are buried maybe a thousand posts in the past and will likely never be seen by anyone other than us. No matter, we know that they are now part of a narrative that, at some time or other, when we are reminiscing about that journey, we’ll have access to some quick rediscovery. Should you be so inclined to share some of those moments with us, just click here to see the first post.

This effort followed the filling in of another road trip – again, because of an image Caroline had been looking for. I think it was the photo of us sitting in the cockpit of the Spruce Goose. Back while I was in Germany, she asked that when I got home, maybe I could consider adding something as there was zilch about that five-day September 2011 trip into Oregon (not even that iconic cockpit portrait).

Writing about the Oregon trip was a bummer because we had no notes and not even the briefest of descriptions of those days already online. Luckily, I still had the itinerary that listed the events of the days, and with Caroline and I rekindling our memories by looking at the sequence of images from each day along with the itinerary items, we were able to flesh out a fairly good narrative. That series of posts was finished before my daughter arrived. Again, should you have any interest in seeing what we did over those five days in the Pacific Northwest, click here.

Now we can catch up with the present. We recently had a major change of plans due to the rising COVID numbers thanks to the Delta variant, and we thought things were set. Well, if indecision is the key to flexibility, then what is waffling to the future? This will be explained early next week, as right now, my coffee break at the homeless shelter is over.

For clarification regarding my last statement, my morning coffee shop is not my late afternoon coffee shop, and I’m not sure how much longer my afternoon coffee can be taken at the specific location I’m visiting. I’m referring to the third Starbucks I’ll have to abandon as they become magnets to the homeless looking for free ice water, an air-conditioned space, WiFi, and a plug to charge their smartphones. Even after putting locks on the bathroom doors to control who can use them, the staff still allows the homeless in for sink baths and, on occasion, a safe place to catch up on their addictions.

If I’m completely honest, I suppose I am just about to be forced out of Starbucks anyway as we move into the fall and Christmas season when John Legend enters heavy rotation on their playlist.

America Ends In Black & White

El Camino Family Restaurant in Socorro, New Mexico

The venerable coffee shop and diner, an institution on the great American road trip, is faltering. Here is where our day should have begun, but with food prices rising, pay demands of those toiling in the service industry, and the migration of previously independent people moving back home due to dire economic consequences brought on by a pandemic, restaurants have little choice but to shut down or scale back operations, just as this institution in Socorro, New Mexico, had to do.

I wonder how much doubt was alive and well in those businesses that cater to the travel industry as the world entered the summer, not knowing which direction COVID-19 was going to take. Sure, many of us rushed to get vaccinated as soon as we could earlier in the year, but an equal number are swearing off ever getting a vaccination. So, with uncertainty about how things would progress, businesses appeared to be reluctant to staff up, especially knowing that there would be no global travelers descending on America, and this was compounded by shortages of parts and supplies that hamper car rental agencies trying to ramp up their fleets, which left everyone scratching their heads about what to do.

What everyone did was raise prices. Hotels and motels out here are expensive, car rentals are pricey, and feeding a family of four at even cheap restaurants is just shy of or even more than $100 for dinner. Caroline and I paid over $50 for breakfast on the California Coast back in May. As the green is being drained away by the higher cost of living, diminished opportunity, and a population moving in reverse intellectually, the colorful sparkle that has been so attractive about life in America is starting to appear tarnished.

Turbine blade in Magdalena, New Mexico

Wind power is quietly being deployed across our country. Elon Musk has battled scorn and disbelief from those angry about the move from gasoline-powered cars to self-drive electric vehicles, but now all manufacturers are on board, validating his initiatives. Drought and fire are scarring the land and polluting the air, but still, a large segment of our population wants to deny that we are having any impact on the environment. Coal is still a critical element in our energy supply, though we are well aware of how it fouls water and air.

I want to see red, but I’m afraid that the opaque nature of our collective intelligence is blocking us from engaging in meaningful discussions that would be required to foster an embrace of change. The color drains from hope.

Very Large Array in Datil, New Mexico

We try to communicate with aliens and land all manner of craft on Mars, but we can’t get through the backward attitudes buried deep in thick skulls. Many are entrenched in the fight against the perceived existential threat that they might have to change and learn anew how and where to operate in our world. We risk becoming aliens to modernity as we resist launching ourselves into new horizons. Searching the heavens with telescopes will never bring blue-sky clarity to a population mired in a universe of denial. As knowledge is passed through society, those entrenched in fear and conspiracy become negative refraction materials, suppressing humanity’s move toward greater enlightenment.

Very Large Array in Datil, New Mexico

Fences keep animals in an enclosed area, but they also keep out trespassers. I wonder when knowledge became a dangerous beast that required barriers to keep the peace. Fences, while at times transparent, also arrive in the form of walls that stop others from looking in. It is my belief that we are building metaphoric walls between those who embrace the future and those who abhor the idea of any contact with things that might alter their intellectual underpinnings, such as they are.

Pies in Pie Town, New Mexico

There are spectrums of light, sound, thoughts, and flavors. When these things are refracted, they produce various phenomena that delight human senses. Take sunlight and water vapor; we see its effect in the sky when rainbows appear. Flavors, when combined, become something greater than the constituent parts. Thoughts become inventions and art, while sound can be formed into the music that makes us dance. When the vibrancy of potential in these spectra is diminished or even squashed between two poles, we are left with a damaged system of noise; dreams are turned black and white.

I will not choose between cherry or poop pie; that’s not a choice. I want a menu that features peach, coconut cream, apple, blackberry, and even pumpkin; I want to choose from a diversity of flavors. That diversity is a fact of life, but it doesn’t only govern our food, music, TV, and racial makeup; we must also adopt a diversity of thought. Right now, we are in a cultural war with only poop and rainbow pie on the menu; well, I’m ready for a heaping slice of rainbow pie while I still have a choice. The people eating a daily diet of Carlson Tucker’s secret poop pie recipe should consider the old saying, “You are what you eat.”

To try and exist on a monotrophic diet both physically or intellectually will ultimately damage your health,  meaning you cannot eat carrots three times a day every day for years without consequences. And yet, this is what many Americans do regarding their intake of echo-chamber information. But why are so many returning again and again to the same thing? Fear. They are afraid that if they challenge their monolithic belief system, the world around them will collapse. Therefore they come back to the trough of affirmation that convinces them that only the poop pie will nourish them while everyone else nursing at the teat of the rainbow unicorn is being poisoned and will soon metamorphize into the spawn of demons, communists, pedophiles, or other detritus that they consider dangerous to their way of life.

The point here is that we need a spectrum of options that is not a bucket load of the same old, same old. Our world needs colorful alternatives. If things are only black or white, there are no choices for those who want to exist somewhere in the middle.

Near Hannagan Meadow on the Coronado Scenic Byway in Eastern Arizona

When culture and society are built like a house of cards, time and weather will easily wear down the structure, making the shelter quickly uninhabitable. America is in the process of breaking out the windows, punching holes into the roof and walls, and tossing out the conveniences of comfort that are the underpinnings of our country. It’s as though the outside is fighting to be inside, and the inside wants outside, or maybe they just want to eliminate differences by subordinating one to the other so all of it is the same.

Near Hannagan Meadow on the Coronado Scenic Byway in Eastern Arizona

But when we walk together, live together, and recognize our similarities, a different world opens where harmony might emerge. Out of harmony, we create new things, such as when we take up partners and produce offspring. Similarly, when harmony arises in a population, we create a culture that brings society forward and ultimately leads to an increase in the standard of living and access to more tools for even greater expression. Through creative expression and invention, we stand apart from the animals. Without it, we become the animals.

Near Hannagan Meadow on the Coronado Scenic Byway in Eastern Arizona

We step over barriers when we are at our best as we recognize that one side is much like the other. But if that barrier is a line demarking an ideological divide, then we bring weapons to defend this imaginary border, be they verbal or physical. The resultant stalemate or total conflagration might allow one side to hold their ground and not let the other take influence over their sacred beliefs and ways of living, but both sides ultimately lose out. Our fear of that onslaught that would accompany change has us needing to reinforce the dividing wall or fence that keeps us separate. This backward thinking is the fodder of intellectual regression and war.

Coronado Scenic Byway in Eastern Arizona

The space between earth and clouds is vast, with a near-infinite number of hues that paint the landscape. Every minute of every day, life is coming and going, the clouds stream by, we grow older, and nothing is quite the same. It is this dynamic shifting of the view and our place in it that enchants so many of us humans into delight when we are afforded the luxury of watching big nature execute its script of constant change. And yet, we recoil at the thought of our own change, maybe because we are ultimately afraid of our own death, but that’s childish as this is at the heart of the contract that we must live with.

Jessica Aldridge on the Coronado Scenic Byway in Eastern Arizona

Right there in the middle between sky and ground, here and there, left and right, storm and sun, home and open road, experience is waiting for us to toss off inertia and put ourselves into the mix. We cannot find what we don’t know without moving into the unknown. If you’ve never been down the highway that takes you elsewhere, then how will you discover what might be right in front of you?

Copper mine in Morenci, Arizona

Down in the pit, deep below the surface, under the mountain, this is where we bury our demons, our poisons, our dead. In that darkness, there are no colors or light other than the eternal bleakness of being rendered blind. This is where the unilluminated minds of the voluntarily ignorant choose to exist, though they are convinced that all is bright and crystal clear to them and, often, only them. Throughout history, we have always looked uncomfortably at the wounds and scars that are opened in our efforts to make progress. Progress is only found in the march forward into certain uncertainty. You cannot escape the darkness, cowering under the rock you’ve always known.

Big Horn Sheep in Clifton, Arizona

Even if you need to stand alone, get out there and see what the potentially hostile terrain has to offer. There is nearly always something that can nourish you, even in the middle of the desert. Along the way, you might find that who you are traveling with is not really who you think they are, and when that person is you, you cannot simply deny things; you must keep going and find fertile ground. Don’t stop moving. Continue your march forward; you’ll likely ascend mountains if you just remain in motion.

La Paloma Mexican Restaurant in Solomon, Arizona

At the end of the road, oh yeah, there is no end of the road; there’s just one more short pause on the way forward. But, when you sit down again to your diet of carrots with your closed mind and your fear of encountering what you don’t know yet, just remember that a world without the color of the rainbow is a world stuck between black and white, and you are only experiencing a tiny fraction of what the full spectrum of life has to offer.

Decaying Rural Southwest

Yesterday, I was writing about the American Prairie Reserve and the ranchers who are opposed to the idea of preserving a wide swath of the Great Plains for the native grasses and animals that once populated these lands, and yet, most of what might have been here during a time of prosperity has disappeared. What you find in the rural middle of America and the Southwest is decay. Cities are really where everything is happening now and about the only place to find work.

The idea of a renaissance in which high-paying jobs return to the middle of America is a pipe dream where the infrastructure to support tech workers is sorely missing. Add to the complicated situation that in many small towns, the locals do not want outsiders moving in and telling them how to do things, though they do appreciate visitors stopping by to spend money on hotels, food, and gas to support the few businesses that are hanging on. There are many small towns scattered across America that would be ideal for well-paid workers who can operate remotely to take up residence, but the dearth of grocery stores, immediacy of Amazon deliveries, and forward-thinking by the locals make this a daunting challenge.

Sure, wind and solar power installations are promising industries in these empty lands, but once constructed, they operate mostly autonomously, so there is no long-term win to this possibility. Then there are those small towns that flip the need for blue-collar jobs on its head as the very wealthy adopt locations they find appealing. Just consider Jackson Hole, Wyoming; Telluride, Colorado; and Sun Valley, Idaho; these small towns only thrive due to the exclusivity brought on by the profound wealth that was able to squeeze out the non-rich residents. Labor is then relegated to nearby towns where those lower-paid workers must commute to the only jobs that allow them to stay near the area they may have grown up in.

Sure, there’s a tremendous amount of pride among the people who survive on these hardscrabble lands, and they’d pay a hell of a personal price to try to integrate into some of our bigger cities but without growing populations and new industries or workers establishing themselves in these thousands of far-flung towns, what are the odds of their survival?

Over the years, we’ve driven through some beautiful old places that visually are incredibly enticing, but the majority of their storefronts have been shuttered long ago. The slow decay which ushers in the sadness of a place leaves bitter anger in its wake. I don’t mean to imply that only grumpy people remain as we meet some wonderful people along the way. But, after enough time out here in small cafes and gas stations and poking around ruins, closed businesses, and other curiosities, it’s bound to happen that you eavesdrop on anger or are confronted by someone who doesn’t have time for someone interested in things they don’t want you to be interested in.

Then, on the other hand, there’s the wildlife that, aside from often being afraid of people as they seem to sense our murderous intent, just go about their lives making the best of whatever is in front of them. If you don’t believe they see through us, just watch them when other species are around. I’ve seen rabbits hanging out with birds, deer grazing near donkeys, prairie dogs chilling with hawks, and they all just get along. Okay, I’m joking about that last one, as prairie dogs will tear those hawks some new b-holes in a second.

Another dirt road, but not the one I thought I wanted. While it will get us where we’re going, the passage of time lets me forget how Caroline and I got to the same destination 15 years earlier. No matter, as it’s beautiful out this way.

As Jessica and I drove through Canadian, Texas, and I recounted Caroline’s and my July 4th, 2006 celebration of Independence Day with a parade, rodeo, small fair, and fireworks, I mentioned that we’d stayed at the ranch house featured in the Tom Hanks film Cast Away. Asking if Jess was curious to see it and that it was nearby, we meandered out the dirt roads that brought us here.

The old house that still looked pristine six years after Cast Away was released is now showing some serious wear. We learned from the Arrington family back then about the problems with ranching in this region due to depleting groundwater and drought, so there are those issues of needing the capital to support life out this way. Some months ago, I wrote to Mike and Debbie (the Arringtons) about the possibility of renting the property again but was informed that the bed and breakfast side of the ranch was no longer available.

One-thousand thirty-eight miles ago, we turned south and had already spoken with a few people who were lamenting the drought conditions and grasshopper infestation. Well, we are in Texas now, and true to form, things are bigger out here. The grasshopper on the right was already bigger than the ones we saw jumping away from the car when we had stopped for photos in North and South Dakota. The grasshopper on the left could have been saddled and ridden off into the sunset; it was close to being reclassified as a monster.

Tiptoeing On The Ocean Of Storms is the name of the sculpture of astronaut Alan L. Bean, who was the 4th person to walk on the moon. This monument to a favorite son of Wheeler, Texas, stands in front of the local historical museum. Even the road out front (U.S. Route 83) has been renamed in honor of Captain Bean.

The anger I spoke of earlier is not hidden; it is in plain sight, and the juxtaposition of the assault rifle with the church that is reflected in the window speaks to the fundamental zealotry that has festered in these corners of America. Sadly, or maybe fortunately, this will all disappear as these towns continue their decay into irrelevance.

These two photos of the rifle and this absolutely empty main street play testament to my supposition that towns such as Shamrock, Texas, pictured here and a broad array of others up and down the middle of America will continue their fade-out. I find this tragic as it speaks volumes to the type of mentality that populates these remote corners where people are inflexible, under-educated, and often afraid of change though they’d likely challenge my gross characterization, possibly even with a weapon, thus proving the above.

Back in the day, at the height of Shamrock’s population, the town had nearly 3,800 citizens, but today, that’s about half of what it was. Old U.S. Route 66 intersected with U.S. Route 83 as people passed through the crossroads of America right here, but that time is over, and discovery and exploration are relics from a different age.

After 1,125 miles (1,810 kilometers) on the 83 South, we turned west on Texas Highway 256. We peeled off 20 miles early before reaching Childress, Texas, as we tried to shave some driving time off the day.

Why did the javelina cross the road? Don’t answer, as it didn’t end well. A few feet away from this lifeless creature was the truck driver’s license plate that was torn from the vehicle, so if the person who lost Texas plate number AK5 6815 ever looks for that number, here’s the animal your truck took out.

Welcome to Lesley, Texas, a great place for people looking to photograph the spreading decline of America and a horrible reminder of what it once was to the handful of people who might still live in the area.

I don’t think this recliner has seen use in many a year though the birds seem to enjoy pooping on the left corner of it when they’re not taking aim at the walls.

The first thing my daughter noticed here was the 1970s plastic cup holder over the sink. I think she wanted it. Come to think about it, she might have snagged it because while she went upstairs to explore that area, I ventured outside, but not before…

…I admired the toilet with an open lid that I could only imagine what was in it. You see, I was afraid to step into this room because I couldn’t be certain how much floor damage might have occurred from water, and my curiosity to peer into a potentially shit-filled bowl was lower than my sense of preservation that wanted to remain in the light.

Speaking of remaining in the light and sketchy floors, the neighboring house met all the criteria of being a place I wasn’t going to step into, and while you probably can’t see it over on the left at the lower corner of the window is a small part of a hive of bees. Below that is the larger part of the hive that is peeking out of the dark hole and is moving along the lower wall. I was looking at 1000s of these chill bees that, fortunately for me, were not disturbed by my presence.

Look at my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick, Ooh, it tastes just like raisins.

Dimmitt, Texas is not a misspelling, as I was reassured that a Dimwitt would only be found in the mirror. Had we arrived an hour earlier, we could have eaten here, so it goes.

What is it about grain silos that are such interesting architectural structures? Maybe it’s the repeating megalithic brutalist forms they take? Or maybe it’s their demonstration of historical significance and the lingering echoes of the steam trains pulling through to collect the wheat or barley for hauling across America? Whatever it is, I know that when I see these silos off in the distance, there’s a likelihood I’ll be stopping to snap a photo or two of them.

Getting closer to home as our trip is winding down fast.

Before we’re even 50 feet into New Mexico, we get to encounter our first abandoned building, an old motel. This dilapidated place rests in decay in the small town of Texico, New Mexico. I think the founders of this town were being cute when they married Texas to Mexico. This motel used to be known as the Cross Roads Motel, and from the state of the sign out front, I’d have to guess it hasn’t been deserted for all that long.

The empty toilet paper roll is right across from the toilet that had been used fairly recently; I hope the person knew before they started their business that there’d be nothing to wipe with. Just as I’m writing that I realized that the shower curtain is still there, so in an emergency, I guess it could be used to clean the old b-hole.

Yeso, New Mexico is a big Nogo these days.

Here we are in the Mesa Hotel, which was a museum at one time after the demise of the building’s use as a lodging stop. Though the faded paint is difficult to read, you can still make out that rooms used to cost from 75 cents to one dollar.

It seems that Yeso came into being as a train stop, and when trains transitioned from coal and steam power to diesel, the need for the station that existed here was no more. So began the decline of another outpost in the frontier.

Looking for details regarding Yeso after getting home, I learned that there’s still a single resident living here in town. Her name is Deborah Dawson, and I can only wish we’d met her. I suppose if she made herself known to everyone who stops to look around she’d be a full-time tour guide for the curious.

Like hotel rooms that used to go for a dollar, it’s been many years since a tobacco seller supplied businesses with sponsored signage announcing their opening and closing hours. That business now belongs to Visa/Mastercard it seems.

Maybe you are wondering if there are any viable towns remaining on the route we’ve taken, and the answer would be a resounding yes. While not one of them feels like a place to find success or even a future, they do exist. From Minot and Bismarck, North Dakota; Pierre, South Dakota; and North Platte, Nebraska, there are those places that appear to be holding on, but in over 1,000 miles, those were about it.

Another 50 miles west, and we pull into Encino, New Mexico. Do you see a trend?

And then the real treasure is found just off the road on a small spur where nearly a dozen vehicles are pulled over. Under one of these giant turbine blades, a few people sat just finishing up dinner. We learned that these loads travel pretty quickly, but how long they can be on the road in one day is limited. At approximately 200 feet long from the nose of the semi to the tip of the blade behind them, these are some seriously long loads. One of the guys demonstrates how flexible these fiberglass creations are and allows us to reach up and touch them. For something that weighs more than 10,000 pounds each, they sure are easy to move.

Another day with a ton of miles accumulating behind us, but we still have a good amount of time before we reach the end of today’s road.

I, for one, can never get enough of spectacular sunsets, and this one being filtered through the heavy smoke from the California fire allows us to look at the sun with our naked eye. Not good for the environment, but it sure plays pretty with the aesthetic.

The sign is the worst for wear, and COVID has created the situation that our old favorite stop in Socorro is now closed Monday and Tuesday in addition to closing at 9:00 or 10:00 p.m. depending on staffing, but lucky for us, we arrived on a Sunday night before they locked the doors. The El Camino Family Restaurant has served us countless times on our journeys into and across the region. Our motel tonight was just short of being a nightmare, but when everything else is costing $159 and up, what should one expect for $67? Tomorrow is the beginning of the end.

The Middle Is In The Middle

It rained last night, and with the downpour, a good amount of thunder, lightning, and wind arrived. Since we were in Pierre, South Dakota, of course, I worried about tornados while Jessica was asleep, deeply oblivious to the chaos outside our window. Come morning we woke with the rising sun and minutes later took a short drive through the state capital looking for photographic moments but didn’t really find anything, so with over 650 miles of driving ahead of us, we were gone. The sun is illuminating its reflection in the Missouri River.

We are remaining on U.S. Route 83 as the plan for this vacation was to cover as much of this route south as we could drive.

This is not the first field of sorghum we’ve driven by, nor will it be the last.

Driving, talking, looking for something to photograph as my daughter Jessica attempts to endure another day of her father’s lectures about all things important (to him). Should she read this particular paragraph, I wonder how she’ll react to the truth that this 4,500-mile haul through the middle of the middle was designed to offer me a platform to lecture her ear off. Maybe she’ll even chuckle at this absurd thought, as although I did talk a lot, no surprise to anyone who knows me; we shared many a moment of laughter about everything under the sun, smoke, heavy clouds, and the overbearing nature of a dad with infinite opinions.

We had a small encounter with Interstate 90 going west to Murdo as the 83 was eaten by progress, but when we got there, the road was closed. A nice enough guy explained that the road ahead was under construction and that with last night’s rains, the mud was too thick to drive through, so we’d have to get back on the 90, returning the way we had come back to the Vivian exit. On South Dakota road number 53, we’d have 7 miles of pavement before we’d have to drive about 25 miles on gravel. He assured us that the road would be just fine.

Being the idiot I often am, I started anticipating the low point on the road where water would have accumulated and make us turn back. The idea that we’d have to return to the 90, go west more than twice as far as we’d already driven to take another road south would mean we’d lose more than two hours here at the beginning of the day, wrecking the chance of getting to our destination. That wouldn’t have been too horrible necessarily as nothing is ever fixed in stone, and of course, there’s flexibility in all things, but all the same, I like reaching my goals.

My eyes were peeled on the lookout for rain clouds that never arrived. The dreaded muddy spots remained at bay, and after nearly an hour plodding along through the rolling hills of South Dakota, we returned to pavement and ultimately the 83 again.

We are inching closer to the middle of America though we are still a good 300 miles away from the absolute geographic center over in Lebanon, Kansas. Caroline and I have been to Lebanon twice (once with our friend Jay), but this trip doesn’t include taking my daughter there. When we reach Oberlin, Kansas, later in the day, we’ll only be 110 miles from that center point, but we can’t afford the time it would take to get there and back. Plus, I don’t want to deviate any further from the 83 than I have to. I suppose that, in some way, I might have a bit of OCD behavior that can be tempered by the silly idea that, at times, I can do it all, even if that means throwing my well-laid plans to the side.

Looking for something, anything, that might capture the essence of the road we’re traveling has us making random stops, hoping for that thing that stands out and might become a part of the story. Well, here we are at an intersection where the utility poles stand at the center of attention. As a younger man, I might have thought this was boring, but today, I understand how fortunate I am to be in a place where the stark aesthetic quality of something so simple and common, and which might otherwise go unseen, can draw my attention.

Neglect the old on the margin and bring the new to center stage. Here I am, standing on the former U.S. Route 83 that wasn’t worth saving and so the new improved version we’ve been driving was built in walking distance parallel to the old road. I guess it was too expensive to remove the pavement to remediate the landscape, and, given enough time, nature will eat the evidence of our presence.

The North Loup River winds its way through the middle of Nebraska before joining the Loup River well east of here. It then runs into the North Platte River, which dumps into the Missouri River south of Omaha.

In Thedford, Nebraska, we waited for this train to pass. It seemed to be hauling at least 100 cars, all of them filled to the top with coal.

Ninety-five years ago, this old segment of U.S. Route 83 started taking shape. Today, we are watching its final moments as it folds into the surrounding earth. It’s kind of silly, my obsession with relics and the value I put on their historic value. I know I’m not alone, but would be interested in reading someone’s thesis that details this form of nostalgia for things we never personally experienced.

I forgot to point out that while we were in Montana, signs were posted far and wide across the environment. They were calling attention to the movement to stop the American Prairie Reserve from setting aside a protected area where elk, pronghorn, prairie dogs, and, of course, bison would be free to roam. This restoration idea is running afoul of ranchers who want the land to remain available for feeding their cattle and future farmers. The groups that are against this grand idea are taking the position that it will kill off the cowboys and turn these lands into recreation areas for the “elites.” Silly how they fail to see the opportunity for camping in these open lands, resorts on the edges of a giant wildlife sanctuary, and attracting people to eco-friendly adventures and experiences otherwise not available. Such is the reality of people locked in their short-sighted paradigms of routine. Better to go with what you know than risk reinventing yourself.

Is that giant flatness out there, possibly Kansas?

Sure enough, we are dead square in the heartland.

It’s not long, though, before some seriously foul weather moves in and our phones light up with warnings that extremely severe rain, wind, and hail are about to impact the area. For less than one minute, we considered trying to race down the road, but the rain came on so hard we backtracked a quarter mile to the gas station we’d just passed and parked the car under a diesel pump awning. Good thing we acted when we did, as within just a few more minutes, people were crowded around any bit of cover they could find to protect their vehicles. Just as there was a break in the chaos, an 18-wheeler pressed close to our running car, trying to nudge me out of my spot. I wasn’t sure if the driver wanted to fill up or just protect his expensive truck from damage. No matter, he was aggressively trying to get us to move, and I obliged.

As we continued south, the violent storm continued its trek to the northeast. We were driving through nervously, keeping our eyes on the weather all around us.

To live in the deserts of Arizona is about as good as it gets, as we do not have earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, massive flooding, sub-zero winters, days of continuous gray skies, or brutal humidity. We have a couple of months of severe heat, but then again, everything is air-conditioned. Of course, we have some looming drought issues on our horizon, but we are not under threat of falling into the earth or being blown off of it.

It’ll be dark in Liberal, Kansas, when we get there, but we’ll have skirted the storms that later this evening will bring severe flooding to Omaha, Nebraska. The light show from the spiderweb-like lightning gracing the skies was incredible, which can’t be said about the profoundly mediocre meal we had at the highest-rated restaurant in this small town with a shrinking population known as Liberal.

In yesterday’s post, I mentioned the Wizard of Oz and Dorothy’s house. True enough, there’s a replica here at the edge of town, but we’ll never see it as we have 9.5 hours of driving tomorrow we’ll likely turn into 14 hours of fatigue.