Strand und Wald in Binz

This cannot possibly be our luck, can it? Here Caroline is in a Sanddorn shop selling all things Sanddorn, can you believe it? What is Sanddorn, you ask? It’s sea buckthorn, so that’s all cleared up, huh? Not if you are in America, as it’s definitely not a common item, not even on Amazon. Sure, you can find it as a supplement online, but this shop features it in no less than 25 food products and a bunch of other preparations, and from the number of people shopping at this store, it’s incredibly popular.

As important as it is to share information about sea buckthorn and its popularity in northern Germany, what I really want to tell you about is how lucky we are regarding how the weather is turning out. I now wish I’d screen-capped the forecast a couple of days ago when there was an 87% and 90% chance of rain, respectively, on Thursday and Friday. We were sitting in a local cafe enjoying a long breakfast as it was supposed to start raining at 11:00 this morning, but around 10:00, the forecast was updated, and so now we are out walking on the shore of the Baltic Sea, and we should be safe until about 3:00 this afternoon.

While the sky portends otherwise, here we are “mostly” dry, meaning Caroline has doffed her shoes as her modus operandi is in effect; no matter how cold the water she must dip her toes into the drink.

Strandkorbe or beach baskets (?) are all the rage at Germany’s beaches, especially on warm sunny days. This morning, with the threat of poor weather conditions, there was only this one guy, all alone, looking like he was asking himself, “What the hell am I doing here?” I might be wrong, but I think it might be Erich Honecker’s son, Steve.

We considered for a minute going out on this tall ship for sailing on the Baltic as for only €36 or $42, you get two hours under sail, but considering the lighting conditions and that we certainly didn’t want to find ourselves in some covered seating area looking out windows if the rain came up, we’ll have to save this one for a future visit.

This is proper beach attire for gentlemen in northern Germany. Notice the way he holds the umbrella; this is the correct angle; his form and gait portray his upbringing, while his hat protects him from damaging UV rays. Caroline believes he’s a secret police agent for the Stasi, but there’s no way I’m buying into that paranoia.

Whoever played this bad joke by placing a cairn at the water’s edge took Caroline deeper than she’d bargained for as she walked right into the sea.

I wonder what’s up the hill?

This neolithic sculpture has remained untouched here for over 4,000 years. It consists of white stones with provenance in southern Italy and is set on a granite boulder from Finland laid down during the last ice age.

I swear I’ve seen this particular cormorant in Oregon just this past November. Do they really migrate between cold and rainy climates?

We sat at a corner of the bay a good long while listening to a half dozen different types of shorebirds. Terns were hanging out with the ducks while the cormorants, swans, and seagulls were in the water, drying off or looking for food.

This early Mesolithic art has stood undisturbed for nearly 12,000 years, disproving the alleged history that says written language started with the Sumerians. If you look closely, you can still make out where twigs have been organized to spell out “Tree of Life,” which also proves English was the first spoken language on earth. Crazy, but you are seeing it with your very own eyes.

By the way, that nonsense about the Neolithic and Mesolithic art written above was added against my advice by that woman on the left of the photo. I only let her play these shenanigans because she’s cute.

The weather report has once again been updated in our favor with promises of nothing more than looming gray clouds blotting out the sun, but the rain has been pushed out until after 6:00 this evening.

So, from the Strand (beach) we take a steep trail from there into the Wald (forest).

To those who actually spend time reading these missives from the edges of Caroline’s and my experiences, I hope you enjoy the shorter blurbs where you need not scroll endlessly looking for the next photo.

You might remember, unless you too are old and forgetful, that just moments ago (or a few photos ago), we were way down there at sea level, and now we’re way up here nearly in the clouds. Our goal is to get way out there, depending on how difficult it is to hack our way through the jungle terrain.

For those who might be curious as to when and where I’m making all this stuff up, we are not in the day I’m writing about but already in the next day on a train to Berlin. I’m sharing this as I realize that by writing so little per photograph, I could run out of images to write to, and then I’d have nothing to do on this train but bug Caroline with more dumb comments in my crass abuse of German that should embarrass anyone in earshot that some American idiot is destroying their language to such vulgar effect. If only I knew how to write German, I could share an example; consider yourself saved, as you’d certainly have to sanitize your eyes mit Benzin.

Yesterday, we’d hoped to bike out to those chalk cliffs; well, that didn’t happen.

Being atop the cliffside we wanted to walk out to, my vertigo insists I’d be crazy to peer over the side that drops straight out of sight, tickling my dark hidden parts to such a degree that I would need to teleport to the bidet in our hotel room if I were to take a serious look. Without the ability to do just that, the immediate problem would then be that I’d have to clean “my fear” with my mask, thus foiling my ability to enter our hotel to change my soiled chonies, a conundrum I choose not to confront.

Like the dark side of the moon, this is the unseen bottom of the mushroom. I didn’t dare get closer as local legend has it that der böse Giftzwerg lives under the biggest Pilz im Wald (mushroom in the forest). After using this now for the third time in a blog entry, I think I should retire ever writing about “The Evil Poison Dwarf” (der böse Giftzwerg) again.

Hah, that would require self-control that my version of Tourette’s hardly knows. As a matter of fact, now that I’ve shared that I have some use of rudimentary German, I’m biting my nails, trying not to write the litany of ugliness I know. You can bet this has a thing or two to do with Caroline’s friend Claudia, who’d read this and find certainty in the knowledge that her friend’s husband is a Neanderthal, albeit one with great grammar, although she’d probably know that’s all my wife’s doing.

These leaf parasites are the spawn of the böse Giftzwerg that, after hatching, search out the biggest mushroom they can find, but don’t worry, we killed these with a fire we started using the flint Caroline found on the beach.

That’s Steve Honecker’s wife Leonida (transgender son/daughter of Leonid Brezhnev on the right) and their daughter Tiffany on the left. Ich hoffe, du hast Humor.

No trip to Europe would be complete without at least one visit to a yarn store; the closed shop in Frankfurt obviously didn’t count. At least I see a new pair of socks in my future to remind me of our perfect trip to Binz auf Rügen.

Because 14 kilometers wasn’t enough walking, we headed north on the Strandpromenade to check out some open-air market stalls selling various souvenirs to us tourists as no self-respecting local would buy the crap on offer. Instead of showing you those cheesy goods, I present you with “Path to Baltic Sea Through Forest.”

This is the Strandpromenade (Beach Walk) looking south as those yucky stalls were behind me where they belong. I wonder if I’ve done any good in sharing what the architecture of this seaside resort community looks like, but with gray skies, it’s been a struggle to capture things the way I would have liked to.

Dinner was a late lunch today, and before the shops closed (meaning the yarn store), we used the time for Caroline to explore some shopping options before dipping in for a Soft-Eis (soft-serve). Always on the hunt for hazelnut Soft-Eis, we read every menu we come across, looking for that wonderful memory we first experienced somewhere in the Austrian Alps some years ago.

Binz auf Rügen, Germany

Having dinner at 3:00 guaranteed I’d be hungry again, so we ventured back downstairs from our hotel room to this little fish joint called Happy-Happen for a late-night snack (actually, it’s only 7:30, but they close at 8:00) I grabbed the biggest fish sandwich I’ve ever seen. Expecting something akin to McDonald’s pitiful fish sandwich, I was handed the Tomahawk rib-eye version of Fischbrötchen, and my expectations of the lowly fish Mac will never be the same.

Binz auf Rügen, Germany

That rain that was supposed to arrive this evening never materialized, and with this beautiful night shot looking back at Binz from the pier, our two days of shoddy weather turned into perfect conditions for us to have an incredibly wonderful time out here on Germany’s largest island set next to the Baltic Sea.

Rügen Island, Germany

Breakfast at the Rialto Hotel here in Binz am Rügen was an interesting experience as everyone other than the staff was well into their 70s and above. Of course, with me in my 50s (late 50s, as Caroline will remind me), I was the youngster and guffawed on the inside at the ancients sitting here in what was once the height of Nazi/East German/Communist middle-class luxury before realizing I was looking at Caroline and me in just 15 years. Then, considering the perspective of the young Polish staff waiting on us, I had to accept that to them, I was indistinguishable from those around me; old is old in the eyes of youth.

After being physically present at a place where “Schunkeln” was happening (best described as seated dancing featuring drunken swaying to folk music), going to Rüdesheim am Rhein, where the river cruise ships drop off grandparents for a walk down memory lane after drinking a bit too much wine, and now this, staying at resort village catering to elderly tourists celebrating the good old days…I must admit I’ve either lost my mind, or I’m certifiably old.

Damn it, what happened to the John Wise of yore jumping into the mosh pit at a Black Flag show in Los Angeles or standing nearly still, dipping my head in that cool disaffected German way to some avant-garde experimentalists in Frankfurt in the 1980s, adding hand movements when Techno became the thing in the 90s? I used to edge-lord myself to the normals by talking about forbidden subjects such as prostitution, drug cocktails, coprophilia, writing to mass murderers, going to sleep at 5:00 in the morning when most people were waking to go to work, and now I go to bed at 10:00, as in p.m., listen to National Public Radio, and talk about travel destinations. If I thought I was being cheeky, admitting I’m getting old, this litany of changes spells out in black and white that I’m indeed old, and there’s no joking about it.

How was it so easy to betray my ideals that I’d be a hooligan forever (albeit a pseudo-intellectual one) and find this level of conformity? Is this what comfort does to anger? Then again, there is that punk ethos here where I want to dismiss the oldies around me as being typical old people while I’m different, energetic, and quick to give their bland existence a two-finger salute. While the culturally marginal subjects that interested me are mostly dropped, I am still on the warpath about education, banality in entertainment, the environment, mediocrity, and lack of personal creativity. Finally, my travel isn’t just any old travel; we bike, hike, walk, and seek out experiences that enthrall us from daybreak to sundown, and the moon rise.

Now as my wife “uh-hums” me about getting stuck here at the keyboard, it’s time to go out and rent our e-bikes so we can tear ass past the shuffling oldsters, get cold and wet in the rain while liking it (okay, this is a lie as we don’t like the cold, wet part), and avoid eating in places again that makes us too aware of our near futures. If any fellow old people have tips for us to avoid the traps of appearing too old before we have to accept it, please share.

Pauli’s Radshop (bike rentals) was just down the street from us and was okay with us only taking the bikes for the day instead of the two days we reserved them for. Until last night, we were certain that we’d not be on a bike either of the days we’re out here on the island of Rügen, as the weather forecast was showing an 80+% chance of rain for both days. Yesterday, after we walked down the pier and learned what a driving downpour was like here on the Baltic Sea, we were making plans for a day of cafes and shopping, which would have been okay, too.

Overnight, the bad weather made space for Caroline and me by moving far enough away that we’ll hopefully have a full day of riding across the island. While the rain cleared out, the clouds remain with promises of blue skies and sunlight if we can trust the weatherman. So, with fingers crossed and only €40 Euros invested in both bikes compared with €38  per bike in Frankfurt, we are trying to maintain a path as close to the sea as we can.

Let me get this out of the way early on in this post: we’ll cover 50 kilometers today or 31 miles, which should have been ridden in about 2.5 hours, yet we were able to stretch them into 7.5 hours. Had we been more frugal with our stops to see as much as possible, we might have made it to Lohme on the north side of the island. Our original goal was to see a lot more of the Jasmund National Park than we ended up seeing.

From the dates that denote the life span of Otto Winzer, this could only be a monument to a former communist official, and sure enough, he was the Minister of Foreign Affairs from 1965 until his death in 1975. To get to this point along the trail, we detoured from the suggested route and rode through what looked like a checkpoint, which it was at a previous time.

Our first thought was that we were passing through former apartment blocks or luxury condos built during the former DDR (Deutsche Demokratische Republik), but we were wrong. We are at the Strength Through Joy (Kraft durch Freude – KdF) resort built by the Nazis back in the late 1930s. However, it was never utilized as resources were reallocated south of here to Peenemünde, where Wernher von Braun was building the V2 rocket. Later, he came to the United States to build the Saturn 5 rocket that took Americans to the moon. Actually, I saw one of the old V2 rockets while I was stationed at Ft. Bliss in El Paso, Texas, back in 1987, and it was around that time I encountered John Hubbard, who published a book titled Birthdeath about the band Whitehouse through his label Strength Through Joy.

Of the resort, which was utilized by the East German army during the Cold War years, there are a number of buildings that have been renovated. Maybe they are summer dachas or year-round apartments, but at least one section is now a youth hostel. Then there are some older buildings that have collapsed and will never be rebuilt. Of the original 2.8 miles of resort buildings, only 1.9 miles still exist.

We’d just stopped to pick a blackberry, yes, a single blackberry, and were back on our bikes when I spotted this spider at nearly eye level between tree branches. It took some stretching and guesswork on focus, but I thought it turned out okay.

This area is well known for the abundance of flint, with Caroline informing me that “back in the day,” whenever those days were, flints as large as 100kg (220 pounds) used to be found out here, and ones with holes were especially desirable. Rocks with natural holes are called “chicken gods” and used to be hung in chicken coops in the hopes of ensuring a healthy flock. It turns out that we missed a very interesting large deposit of flints that were deposited by floods north of us between 3,500 and 4,000 years ago as the sea battered the island. There is something else “commonly” found here, but that is a couple of photos below.

While the jury is still out for Caroline if this was the greatest of choices of where to go on our mini-vacation in a vacation, I’m sold, and although there are detractors, especially considering where we chose to stay, the island itself is holding a lot of promise. Although we were moving relatively slowly on our bikes, I could see walking a solid 20 kilometers (12 miles) of the coast in order to cement the sounds and smells of the Baltic deeper into our memories.

Amber is the other “common” find along the shore, and though we were both skeptical of finding any, we didn’t look for much more than 30 seconds in the gravel next to the water’s edge before Caroline uncovered this small piece. Gem finding fever overtook Caroline, who dug furiously trying to find another, maybe larger, piece but gave up quickly so we could get back up the trail.

Ooh, hints of blue sky.

Sassnitz was the village where we found the perfect lunch place. Fischhus Bormann was the kind of local joint that begged us to stop in and feel just a wee bit uncomfortable. Why the discomfort? This is not a tourist stop; it is tiny and obviously preferred by the local residents who talk with an accent that, when Caroline and I speak, will put on display that we are from elsewhere. No matter, as we’ve been in this situation plenty of times over the course of our travels. One point is that we typically do not like popular tourist destinations, though that begs the question, “What the hell are we doing in Binz?”

Well, this was the payoff. Four types of fish for only €8.70 each ($10), and if you notice an odd number of pieces, we snarfed one even before silverware was delivered. Regarding the cost, this was the “local seniors” price, but the guy serving us charged us just that and for €20, including our bottle of mineral water. By the way, we passed on the complimentary two shots of schnapps but left well stuffed with our fill of fresh fish for only $23.

Just outside of town is the Jasmund National Park, which is the second German National Park we’ve visited together, the other being Wattenmeer.

We’ll only be able to see a small corner of the park as our bikes have to be returned to Pauli’s at 6:00 which is also the time the rain is forecast to return. It’s taken us four hours to get out this far, and we want to pedal further in and try to be back in Binz with time to spare, so we are now watching the clock.

E-bikes sure make easy work of hills though people should put the idea that these bikes have throttles and propulsion out of their heads. You still have to work to go forward, and sure enough, my thighs burn going up the steeper hills, but it’s a lot easier, and never do I have to get off the bike to push it uphill. On our way over, we got off the bikes and walked them across a couple of bridges where the bike paths were incredibly narrow, and any fall would have produced death by being run over by a car or falling 10 meters (30 feet) to the ground below.

We are in the cathedral of trees with the sun making a brief appearance.

This was about as far as we got before turning around. As you can see from the sign, we are 3.2 kilometers from Sassnitz (2 miles) and are not done stopping for photos, so this was as good a place as any. Caroline wanted to ride out to the Hügelgräber Promoisel (graves), but that extra half-hour might cost us getting the bikes back by the time our shop closes.

Then I agreed that we’d ride to Rusewase, only 0,7 kilometers away (about half a mile), but we didn’t get far before the trail turned so muddy that we thought better of it and went back. For the minor extra effort, we were treated with this pond.

And because we won’t be able to help ourselves from stopping along the way to photograph stuff such as these mushrooms, our erring on being conservative is more of us practicing that adulting thing.

Fly like the wind, Caroline! You are free to lead us across your fatherland, or maybe during this time, we should refer to it as your gender-neutral parentland.

We are taking a slightly different path back, at least part of the way. While there were a few uncomfortable sections of open road we had to contend with today, about 90% of our ride was on dedicated bike lanes, often far away from the roads.

Off in the distance is a lighthouse, but not one of the old romantic ones, so instead, I present you with two rocks side to side with the trail in the middle. Does anyone care to guess what this looks like to me?

This is not Caroline bushwhacking a trail. We were going to the seashore to find a better view of the lighthouse, but this photo turned out better than it, so I am presenting to you My Wife With e-Bike in the Grasses.

Making good time back to town, we decide to make a detour.

This is the Kleiner Jasmunder Bodden a.k.a. the Small Jasmund Lake. Just five minutes before the sun was still out, offering hope for a sunlit lake with Blauer Himmel overhead (blue skies), the German sounds much more poetic to my ears.

About to leave the lake for our ride back in earnest this time, Caroline asked me to wait as she smiled at what she called “Electrified hair” and proceeded to twist some errant hair into something she found funny. My wife is rude and is damn good at hiding it from others as everyone else thinks she’s sweet, but when it’s just her and I, you can’t put it past her to laugh at my expense.

At this rate, will we ever get back to Binz? I was just riding along when Caroline stopped to take a photo of the vines crawling up the trees with her crummy camera phone when I interjected (not rudely, I swear) that I would take a real photo for her (I wasn’t condescending) and so I offer her this image I title in her honor “Vines on Tree” (because I love her) regardless if anyone else thinks this is a weird way to express love.

We made it in time to Pauli’s bike shop and are now back out on foot, trying to capture all the great weather Binz on Rügen has to offer.

That’s a tall sailing ship at dock out there at the end of the pier, and for a mere €36 each, we could join the crew for a two-hour trip around the area, but the weather reports have been pretty accurate, at least for about 8 hours ahead, and it’s calling for rain during that time. With clouds moving in and darkness around the time the ship returns, the photographic value of the trip seems negligible, so we’ll save it for a return visit, should there ever be one.

With that, we walked back into the center of the village and grabbed dinner before going to our room and passing out at 9:00 because, obviously, we are getting old.

Going On Vacation In Vacation

Breakfast at Eifler Bakery in Hauptbahnhof Frankfurt, Germany

Whoever books these things where we have to wake at 4:30 to make 6:00 departures needs to be checked for sanity. Trying to sleep through the nervousness of worrying that we’ll miss our alarm makes for fitful rest, verging on a sense of no rest. But once again, we rise to the occasion and as is usual, we are ready to go well before we need to be. Great, because now we have enough time for a quick breakfast at the Hauptbahnhof before our train leaves for Berlin.

Caroline Wise sleeping on ICE to Berlin, Germany

Waking so early and on a quiet train full of so many others dozing, it’s not long before Caroline joins them. It’ll be a short-lived nap as her neck groans under the evolving awkward position that the body wants to fall into.

Sunrise over German countryside on way to Berlin

It’s an hour before the sun begins to rise over the horizon and on a day forecast to have rain, it’s a wonderful moment of hope that the sun could follow us throughout the day. I’ll go with that optimistic expression rather than a resigned lament that it could rain. With a mere six days until the beginning of fall, we shouldn’t be too surprised that we might need to endure at least a day or two of poor weather, and in any case, we have already christened this journey north to the Baltic Sea our “Oregon in Germany Trip.”

Sunrise over German countryside on way to Berlin

Looking more and more like Oregon.

Sunrise over German countryside on way to Berlin

Great, now it’s my turn to be tempted by the seductive Dr. Sleep and his minions of Sandmen. I can fight this; all I need do is force myself into a productive activity like opening Lightroom and getting an early start on prepping today’s photos, but instead, my eyes are crossing, pushing things out of focus and triggering my eyelids to shut in order to relax eyes fatigued by the continuous fight to keep them open.

Early morning in the German countryside

In less than an hour, we’ll be pulling into Berlin Hauptbahnhof, and while I’d love to jump out of the station and head over to Superbooth, an electronic music conference starting today, we have a connecting train we have to meet as our travels today are not yet finished.

Maybe we don’t arrive in Berlin with time to make our connection after various slowdowns, and now, with people and police on the track ahead, we’ve come to a complete stop. We’ve gone from 38 minutes of layover down to 13 minutes to find our track, which apparently is underground compared to where we pull in. And we’re moving again. Just as quickly as we get back underway, we are notified by email that our connection in Berlin is no longer possible and that we need to look for alternatives. Lucky us, another train is leaving at 10:42, and if we are able to maintain this schedule we are currently on, we’ll have 9 minutes to transfer otherwise, we’ll be hanging out until 12:30.

Caroline Wise and John Wise near Berlin, Germany

I’d like to say we made our train, but apparently, we died in some terrific accident at high speed on the ICE before ever reaching Berlin. I suggest this as though we never skipped a beat; we somehow folded time to arrive at the main station in Berlin in time to make our scheduled transfer with minutes to spare; this was already an impossibility. The train we board only features second class, and it’s loaded with old people; okay, I mean a lot of people far older than us. We race to find seats that are quickly disappearing as elbows are flying with the geriatric crowd intent on planting themselves. Aiming for two free seats, we nab them but only with some fierce determination, all the while avoiding knocking anyone out.

The first thing we can’t help but notice is the cackling group of four former cleaning ladies probably heading to the same East German resort talking about vaccines, politics, relative beauty of biddies in the upper 80s. I think they’re lying and are closer to being mistaken for being preserved in amber in some other age. But somehow, their voices are tuned to a frequency intended to cut into my frontal lobe, slice across the hemispheres, and stab my cerebellum. They go on and on without pause, without end; they are relentless. Others move away from them to the space between the trains, choosing to sit on the floor instead of listening to their obnoxious drone.

On the train to Stralsund, Germany

Then we recognize how hot it is in this car; the toilet light is almost always on, and I think I just saw Erick Honecker. What the fuck? All my blasphemic rhetoric and shit-talking have taken us from train wreck right to hell on the endless train of silver hairs going to the vacation of a lifetime on the Baltic Sea that we never arrive at. This will be our eternity of traveling second class to Stralsund. Hmmm, I wonder, do I get to write my own obituary from hell? Or am I doomed to write the same four paragraphs I’ve just written over and over until I’m mashing keys with bloody nubs, bone worn to the second knuckle?

German countryside in the Northeast

Then, like a mirage that was never there, they disappear, and order is returned to those still alive yet still traveling to an island Brezhnev, and Tito might have taken a date at. By the way, did you know that Tito’s last name was Broz? Yeah, Brezhnev and Tito must have certainly been bros. Caroline might groan at this time that I’m heading into Rapider Niveauverlust, which kind of translates into a rapid loss of elegance or lowering the bar.

Pasewalk, Germany

Pasewalk, Germany, is not the happening place other than we happen to be here. I’d never heard of this destination on the map before, but here we are, spending 20 minutes in a town with no discernable signs of life. And why are we chilling in Pasewalk today? There’s a train apparently moving faster than we are that needs to pass us else we might intersect on the track at some point, and that nonsense I wrote earlier about dying before reaching Berlin might come true before reaching Stralsund.

Nearing our destination in Stralsund, Germany

An inland waterway portends nearness to our ultimate destination, the Baltic Sea.

Stralsund, Germany

Here we are at the last stop of this leg of our journey today. Due to our train’s late arrival here in Stralsund, Germany, we have to catch a train that leaves in about 50 minutes. We’ll return on Saturday for our trip home, but our interest in this small town will have to be satisfied in the future.

Caroline Wise in Stralsund, Germany

With breakfast at 5:30 and with it now being a few minutes after 2:00, we are both hungry and thirsty. Outside the front doors of the Stralsund Bahnhof, we spot a döner shop that looks a lot better than the nearby McDonalds. Back across the street to the train station and our next ride is already on the track. We’ll need another 52 minutes before we arrive at our hotel on the Baltic Sea.

About to visit the island of Rügen, Germany

Crossing the bridge to Germany’s largest island called Rügen. Our hotel is right out at its eastern shore in a town called Binz. This certainly qualifies as Caroline and I visiting one of Germany’s most remote corners, having now traveled nine and a half hours to get here. As for the weather forecast, it calls for rain every day we’re here, but we hope that our combined happiness will help burn off some of that, and if not, we still are counting on the Oregon effect to carry us through.

Ferns on Rügen Island in Germany

People from the Pacific Northwest understand the vibe.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Binz on Rügen, Germany

Here we are at Binz on Rügen for three days of cold, windy, wet weather or whatever else Mother Nature has in store for us unless it’s all three at once, and well, that’s just too much.

Surfing the Baltic Sea on a blustery day in Binz on Rügen, Germany

Our plan was to walk up the strand, but first, I needed a kiss standing over the Baltic as we’d never kissed standing over this sea. Caroline tried to tell me that we had, in fact, kissed at the Baltic Sea, but I corrected her, “Yes, we’ve kissed next to it but never ‘over’ it.”

Meanwhile, a man in a dry suit, as there’s no way that was a wet suit, was getting in some nice rides on these very regular swells that were inviting those sturdy enough to endure the cold seawater.

Caroline Wise at Binz on Rügen, Germany

This is our last photo of the day, as shortly after this, the rain started coming down in buckets and even as I write this two and a half hours later, our pant legs are still wet. Back on the beach, next to the pier, we dipped into a small bar that featured hot coffee, which was precisely what we needed as exhaustion was writ large on our enthusiasm to do much more, especially in the rain.

It may only be Wednesday, but my intuition told me that before we walk to a popular restaurant, we should call ahead and see if they could seat us or offer a reservation. Caroline assured me this was totally unnecessary, but after six restaurants told us that they were booked through Saturday or Sunday, our options dwindled to such a degree that it started looking like fish was not going to be on the menu. Lucky/not-so-lucky, we walked up to a fancy restaurant specializing in fish, and in spite of their awkward means of ordering (without instructions for newcomers), we managed to enjoy a reasonable meal. Rügen turns out to be quite the popular destination, even on cold rainy days in the middle of the week shortly before fall; plan accordingly is my advice.

Going Everywhere To Get Nowhere

Sunrise over Frankfurt, Germany

Up early with Caroline, who’s going to Hannover with Klaus regarding some family matters. As the three of us head to the Zeilweg U-Bahn stop, the narrow passage we pass through snags me and tears my shirt at the shoulder. With no time to go change, I’m hoping the small one-inch (2 cm) slice won’t be too noticeable. On with the show.

Instead of staying in Frankfurt and wandering streets I’m already so familiar with, I’ll head somewhere I’ve never been before.  Top of the list was Marburg, north of here. With the sun rising over the countryside, I’m on a regional train speeding along for the one-hour trip to this mystery city.

Sunrise over Frankfurt, Germany

Welcome golden sun, spreading warmth and great light upon this adventure into the unknown. My exploration of virgin ground and venturing into the furthest reaches of the German countryside is reminiscent of my solo trip just a few months ago. I suppose the harkening back to my early days in Deutschland in the mid-1980s when this was a common occurrence draws the romantic out of me as I reach out across time to encounter my younger self.

Marburg Hauptbahnhof, Germany

It’s shortly after 8:00 when I arrive, excited at what I’ll find. The first photo is of the train station, as the architecture of these places often stands out. As is always the case, I take a ton of photos with none guaranteed to ever show up here on the blog, but it’s good to remain in the habit of starting early to photograph things else I might just go along lost in the moment, before realizing I should have been keeping a visual record.

Lahn River in Marburg, Germany

I walk under an overpass that looks vaguely familiar until I start to pass over the Lahn River, which appears seriously familiar. Looking down the street and considering the castle on the mountain and the church spires I glimpsed, I start to nervously wonder, asking myself, “Have I been here before?” I pull out my phone, go to www.johnwise.com and search “Marburg.” Sweet Jesus, Mother of God, have you thrown a bucket of stupidity upon me? I was just here on May 30th, my sixth day in Germany just 14 weeks ago, and I already forgot that? Hello, old age, and welcome to a dozen new gray hairs as I earn them for my senior moment and the crushing defeat of romanticism.

Waiting in Marburg, Germany

Well, Marburg is NOT a central location to go ANYWHERE else. I studied and studied the departure schedule but came up blank, so with my gray mini-ponytail between my legs I buy a return ticket to Frankfurt that leaves momentarily. I race to the track, my train is there, and I start to run as it leaves in a minute at 8:48. At 8:56, still sitting in the station with nobody but me boarded, I’m starting to have my doubts if we are ever leaving. A conductor gets on the train, and I ask him about leaving for Frankfurt; he informs me that the printed schedule in the lobby is WRONG and my train left from track 4, not 1A. The train I’m on goes to godforsaken Giessen, which I swore I’d never visit again; either I stay on this or wait for the next train that runs later. I’m heading to Giessen because I’m aiming to be punished for my sins, whatever they may have been to this point in my life, and they are plenty.

Right on time for this train, we are leaving the station at 9:19, and now awake for four hours, I’ve effectively been nowhere, but I have had ample time to get some writing done. Once in Giessen, I’ll check their train plan and see if I can’t land somewhere other than Frankfurt on this adventure that I’m afraid is taking me everywhere except for where I think I want to go.

Train Station in Germany

Damn, Caroline is already in Hannover (sans her sweater that is now traveling to new destinations on its own), and I’m still on the train to Giessen, stopping at every little Dorf and village along the way. Please, universe, don’t make me wait in the town that shall no longer be named for any longer than I must be there, please.

Giessen Train Station in Germany

There wasn’t a moment to lose after pulling into the place as in just 2 minutes; a train was leaving for Frankfurt from an adjacent track. I ran downstairs, over one platform, and back upstairs, fully masked, mind you, only to find out that the train was running late. With about 5 minutes before I could make my escape, there was no time to investigate possibilities for traveling to other destinations, so Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof it is. We’ll arrive about 3.5 hours after I started my trip nowhere and back, but on the bright side, I’ve written nearly 2,000 words.

Hauptbahnhof Frankfurt, Germany

I was in the Hauptbahnhof only long enough to visit the Water Closet (WC = toilet) and jump on an ICE train to Mannheim. This will push me into running late to meet with Jutta, so I’ll have to dip into town, grab a quick photo or two, eat something, and get back to Frankfurt.

Blurry image from train in Germany

We’re zipping across the landscape, reaching escape velocities on a bullet train purported to reach speeds in excess of multiples of thousands of miles per hour, or so it’s claimed.

Mannheim Hauptbahnhof, Germany

Wow, only five hours to get to a city 90 minutes away by car; I could have driven to Amsterdam in the same time.

Mannheim, Germany

I asked for directions to Altstadt (Old Town) and was looked at as though I were strange. I was informed that the Wasserturm was straight ahead, and to the left was the Innenstadt (Inner City).

Mannheim, Germany

The Wasserturm is the most iconic landmark here in Mannheim, according to some things I read on the first entry Google delivered. I went with it and headed that way. I can’t find a historic area or a cathedral, so I’ll have to make do with fountains and a water tower.

Mannheim, Germany

As far as I can tell, you have now shared with me the entirety of the historic area of Mannheim. Maybe if I’d arrived at, say, 8:30 this morning, the extra time in town would have shown me more, or is this all there is?

Mannheim, Germany

From the Wasserturm, you are now looking towards Innenstadt.

Mannheim, Germany

I’m not altogether certain if those are chest muscles out front or some protruding boobies on this lioness human hybrid.

Mannheim, Germany

Through the shopping area where the only difference between this and Zeil in Frankfurt is that trams run right through the middle of the district. I went looking for a restaurant serving something regional to Mannheim, but before I got there, I took inspiration from the silent vote of popularity by a dozen people standing in line at a shop making sandwiches. A giant slab of pork with a heart-stopping layer of crispy fat atop it slathered with mustard pressed all my buttons…

Mannheim, Germany

…almost. I’d spotted the spaghetti eis on my way up the street, and as I returned, the need for water and coffee demanded I make the transaction worth the while of the cafe letting me sit at one of their tables. I think I’ve found the trifecta: pork fat, ice cream, caffeine, and while my arteries might not be their happiest today, my quest for an experience is certainly being satisfied.

In a few minutes, I’ll pack up, use the WC on-premises, and return to the Mannheim Hauptbahnhof for my 50-minute trip back to Frankfurt. Once there, I go straight to Jutta until her dinner gets underway, and I return to the main train station once more today to meet Caroline and Klaus, who’ll be returning around 6:00. From there, we’ll be off to dinner.

Outside the train window, Germany

The 14:05 train I had planned on can leave without me as I’m jumping on the regional train that leaves right now. I’ll buy the ticket on board because buying tickets is easy until it’s not. What the bloody hell is this stupid RMV app doing to me? The person checking tickets is coming up behind me, and I can’t get my credit card or PayPal to make the transaction. The app reports, “Something went wrong, try again.” When it’s my turn to show my ticket, I explain what’s happening, and the guy said, “Try again, I’ll return.” It just wouldn’t take, so I went to the Deutsche Bahn app and bought a ticket leaving in 15 minutes via an Inner-City Express train for the same price. When the man returned, I explained the situation in German, mind you, and showed him the error message. He said it wasn’t a problem and that I was good to go.

Train stop in Germany

What I hadn’t realized was that this train is getting into Frankfurt nearly 30 minutes later than the ICE as we pass through Worms, Mainz, Frankfurt-Hofheim, and Frankfurt-Höchst. I need a short break as before returning to this post, I finished the draft of “A Walk Around Frankfurt,” and as soon as this train pulls into the Hauptbahnhof, I’ll jump a subway to Römer for a quick two-hour visit with my mother-in-law Jutta.

Jutta Engelhardt and John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

The lady on the left, yeah, you know her by now, she’s wearing the look of snark. I told her about my futile trip north, and instead of offering sympathy, she asked how it felt to have an encounter with a forgetful mind that she lives with every day. The implication felt like she was reading the tea leaves of my story ahead, suggesting I may one day walk in her shoes.

Jutta and I sat by the Main River as we have so many other times this year enjoying a Coke for her and mineral water for me. I’ll never be able to share how many times she and I have laughed together as it’s so often no one could keep count. Our shared time today is brief, with only a couple of hours spent here on the river. She’s got dinner at 6:00 waiting for her, and I’m going over to the Hauptbahnhof to meet Caroline and Klaus, who are due shortly afterward.

Frankfurt, Germany

Rental bikes, like rental scooters, are scattered everywhere across this city. Sometimes, I come across abandoned rentals in the strangest of places and have to wonder, how does the company overseeing these dispersed vehicles claim them out in the middle of bridges, on forest paths, and, on occasion, in waterways?

Frankfurt, Germany

As I was approaching track 8, Caroline and Klaus were right there with the rest of their fellow passengers walking away from their train that had just pulled in. We walked up Kaiserstrasse and then over to Munchener Strasse for some Turkish eats at Kebab Han. Stephanie didn’t join us, as with Caroline and Klaus traveling to Hannover. me wanting to live a big new adventure before visiting Jutta, Steph made plans to meet with a friend she’s not seen in quite a while and was still out with her.

Frankfurt, Germany

I count on my readers and myself, having poor memories in remembering every detail I’ve ever posted here as this is not the first time this highrise has shown up on these pages. I don’t really have anything to say about it other than we walked past it on our way to Willy-Brandt Platz (formerly known as Theaterplatz), where a U-Bahn would whisk us home so we could get ready for our trip tomorrow that will see us leaving Frankfurt in the wee dark hours of 6:00 in the morning.

Going To Hannover To Get There

Early morning train to Hannover, Germany

Today, another window to a parallel universe was opened as Caroline’s and my paths diverged. She and Klaus are on a train traveling to Hannover, Germany, to deal with some family matters while I’m on a different train going somewhere else.

Caroline Wise on the way to Hannover, Germany

Is that quiet I hear the luxury of 1st class travel. Is the blur in these images the effect of traveling over the landscape at a high rate of speed due to being on an ICE? As I ventured into a new place I thought was new only to realize it wasn’t (read the blog entry following this one for details), Caroline and I remained in contact thanks to trusty old chat clients and the random photo or two shared with each other of where we were.

Hannover, Germany

This post will be brief as instead of Caroline writing it, I’m behind the keyboard adding the bones, but if a body is built out around it, that will be up to her while editing this to details I may not know of.

Caroline Wise and Klaus E. in Hannover, Germany

Walking across town, they passed the Hauptbahnhof (main train station) again, but with better sunlight available, they used the moment to snap a selfie celebrating their very first solo trip with each other, just as Klaus and I did back in June when we visited Husum up on the Wattenmeer.

Hannover, Germany

Hannover is one of the German cities Caroline and I have in consideration for where to retire, so besides dealing with other matters, she was there to consider the architectural feel of the city and maybe get a sense of the culture as much as one is able to do with only about 7 hours in town.

Hannover, Germany

Their lunch break was a traditional lentil stew with potatoes and sausage at the restaurant under the striped awnings in the photo above. It is situated on the Lister Meile, which is a pedestrian street with many shops and cafes.

Hannover, Germany

From their midday meal, Klaus and Caroline still had a few hours to explore Hannover before their train was scheduled to depart. They walked down Lister Meile, did some window shopping, and got some ice cream.

Hannover, Germany

While I would have preferred 100 photos to choose from, just as my wife is apt to do, she gets caught up with talking and just looking at stuff as I’m the one usually snapping away at everything, but on occasion; she remembered to whip the phone out and snap an image. As you can see, she very much enjoyed the North German style of architecture, which made heavy use of red bricks. The weather was fantastic, pleasantly warm, which was great because Caroline managed to forget her sweater on the train.

Hannover, Germany

So, if we are considering moving here in retirement, you might wonder why I didn’t accompany Klaus and Caroline. Well, I had that solo trip with my brother-in-law just a few months ago, and the entire few days we were out, we spoke English. If I had traveled with them, they would have deferred to me and spoken English and not been able to have an immersive day getting to know one another better, speaking German. Maybe you ask, how do we not know Klaus better if he’s our brother-in-law? While Klaus and Stephanie have played host to us more than a few times, we had busy schedules and always figured we’d have more opportunities to get to know im better in the future. I should add that Klaus and Stephanie didn’t marry until Caroline and I were living in the U.S. Finally, after returning to Germany for regular visits starting in 2013, we’ve been making a serious effort this year to spend more time with Caroline’s sister and her husband.

Hannover, Germany

So Caroline, might you have anything to add on your behalf as to how the day spent getting to know Klaus better passed by? Not really, John. After our ice cream, we headed back to the Hauptbahnhof area and got more steps in until our train’s departure back to Frankfurt, where we met up with you and had dinner at Kebab Han.

Jutta Zeit

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

So many days on vacation and so many experiences potentially lost to the fog of being busy all the time. But here I am to write these posts letting us account for each day covering the important moments. Maybe, like Jutta, we all suffer from a kind of dementia where the new information coming in takes precedence as we try to figure out how to deal with the new day. If yesterday was packed with things relatively mundane, why put importance on them and elevate them into long-term memory? But when we can return to even a fragment of the minutiae, it often happens that a flood of impressions arrives with the hint. We’ve seen with Jutta how an old photograph or piece of music aloft forgotten memories, how will this work when blogs with hundreds or thousands of photographs along with the text accompanying them can bring context and intense reminders to people?

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

Our lunches with Jutta are never brief affairs, as we typically end up spending between two and three hours camping out at our table. This being Germany, nobody cares how long a customer occupies their place in the restaurant as it doesn’t affect a tip when everyone is earning an hourly wage that isn’t dependent on our largess. There are differences in service for sure, but one difference I don’t miss over here is the server absolutely ignoring you once you’ve settled your bill. So, we just sit in the sun, take our time, order more water, Coke, or coffee, and enjoy chatting. By the way, the talk rarely takes aim at the weather other than maybe the briefest of observations regarding the current moment. Sports and TV are also off the plate unless the ladies are talking about a documentary or something from the news. We do talk a lot about family, travel, and the people we are watching.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

After three hours on the first course, it’s time for ice cream, more coffee, and mineral water over at a corner Eis Cafe (ice cream parlor). I think we only spent about 90 minutes here before starting the slow walk back to the assisted living center. While Jutta has greater mobility with a walker, she’s still nearly as slow as any sloth or snail, moving nearly imperceptibly, requiring nearly 30 minutes to get her somewhere that it would take anyone else maybe 5 minutes to walk. Writing this feels like an exaggeration, but I’ve made the walk of 100 meters (300 feet) to the Main River and 260 meters (850 feet) to the restaurant we visit so many times that I have a pretty good sense of the average to get between places.

Frankfurt, Germany

And with that, it’s time to make the walk back to the facility, passing this bear we pass nearly every day we’re in Frankfurt.

Frankfurt, Germany

That giant teddy bear has a friend nearby who, weather allowing, is blowing bubbles non-stop.

Frankfurt, Germany

We are dropping off Jutta back in her room, where, in one relatively small room, she’s hanging on to the mementos that bring her joy. From the photobooks I put together of some of her travels to the map of Indigenous peoples across America, including the Navajo rug, she wove herself on one of her many visits. There’s some furniture she cherishes, along with various photos of Stephanie, Klaus, and Katharina, just enough to warm her heart that her family is out there, hopefully doing well.

Frankfurt, Germany

With the portable toilet that’s been ever-present on the right side of the street now gone, I just had to take one more photo of this sight. We walk by so often, and both love how the old-fashioned bridge connects the two sides of government offices that occupy this area.

Frankfurt, Germany

Time for shopping now instead of waiting until the last day as we usually do. The first stop was at Blutsgeschwister for a bag to replace our worn toiletry bag and a new umbrella, both with the same gnome design.

Frankfurt, Germany

Well, this is embarrassing. It’s December 2023, and I’m moving through a bunch of old posts, rechecking them for grammar mistakes and links that have died, when I discovered something wrong with this post. That part of what’s wrong is that from the bag above, there was some missing text, and all of the subsequent photos and text from here down. The photos had been uploaded, meaning that there was text here at one time, but inexplicably, it’s all missing. I searched for cached versions and checked Archive.org, all to no avail. I do know that we were in MyZeil near Hauptwache with Caroline searching for a perfume that was beguiling her as she smelled it on the streets as people walked by.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

I’d know these clothes anywhere; we could only have been shopping at Gudrun Sjödén.

Frankfurt, Germany

The guy who worked here at Red Wing Shoes was incredibly helpful in doing a thorough measuring of Caroline’s feet, both of them. Unfortunately, they didn’t have her size of the Iron Ranger boot in stock and couldn’t have it in before we were to leave Germany, but the service was amazing nonetheless.

Frankfurt, Germany

My memory is thin here, but the photo was likely chosen as I  had something positive to say about the festive nature of this busker ensemble that was getting their groove on here in the main shopping area.

Frankfurt, Germany

No photos of dinner, family, or anything else followed this billboard in the subway advertising cigarettes. While it’s tragic that we apparently lost about six hours of a day on vacation in Germany, in the scheme of things, it’s nothing as our documenting of over a thousand other travel days is a treasure trove of otherwise forgotten moments.