Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 3

Louisiana 2005

Day three, and we are up and out early with a quick breakfast at the nearly infallible Denny’s. As it was for the majority of yesterday, our skies are cloudy, overcast, and looming with the darkness of impending rains. So it goes; we trudge on across the breadth of Texas.

Leaving the 10 Freeway near Winnie, Texas, we are on Highway 73 headed to the 82, which will bring us to coastal Louisiana. A small road turns off to a swampy wetlands area known as a bayou down this way. It was the cypress trees with their unique shapes standing in the water with a glimmer of sun sparkling on the water that had us making the u-turn so we could gain a closer look.

Eleanor Burke formerly Kurchoff in Louisiana 2005

Grandpa and I start walking down the boardwalk over the water, grasses, and other water-loving plants that are lusciously green when Auntie decides she just might miss something and decides to join us. As Auntie and I approach the lookout, Grandpa, feeling the cold from over the water, is already on his way back to the van.

Auntie and I linger in the beauty of the cypress, spy an osprey perched in a nearby tree, and gaze into the dark water for signs of fish or turtles but find nothing.

Herbert Kurchoff and John Wise in Louisiana 2005

Not much further down the road, we cross a bridge tall enough to make Auntie squirm with vertigo. On the other side, we are now on the Intracoastal Waterway. Lunch today will be in a small roadside park. The timing was picture perfect as the sky started giving us our first peeks at blue skies.

Louisiana 2005

I’ll do my best to keep us on the Creole Nature Trail National Scenic Byway as long as possible as we crawl along the road to Lafayette.

Louisiana 2005

The day has come alive. We are away from the ever-present policeman looming in the background of Texas and are greeted by a Louisiana Sheriff who offers a friendly wave. The coast of the Gulf of Mexico and its white sand beaches offer life support, too, lifting my spirit that we are now on the more important part of this trip.

Birds are everywhere, from cormorants and blue herons to egrets and various songbirds. Occasionally, the sun pokes out of the clouds long enough to grab a photo with a more dramatic background than somewhat boring grey. Other wildlife in the stuck-to-the-highway-in-a-pile-of-stink variety is spotted here and there.

Louisiana 2005

At Holly Beach, a rush of warm memories comes over me. Caroline and I spent the longest time walking this beach collecting seashells. This is the greatest beach for shell collecting we have ever been on, and so today, I must pull over to collect a few for her. Approaching the water’s edge, I called her and turned the phone to face the water so she could listen to the crashing surf. I pine away about missing her, wishing she were with us; she tells me she now feels a hint of jealousy.

Louisiana 2005

I didn’t call her when we crossed over from Holly Beach to the Cameron side on a ferry she and I used on our last trip through here. Ferries are also a favorite of Caroline’s, especially those little ones on the Chesapeake Bay. Grandpa and Auntie loved the ferry trip; it was the first time on a ferry for either one of them in decades.

Louisiana 2005

Live oaks with Spanish moss and a cow just hanging out in the field looks like a good life to me.

Louisiana 2005

The nearly empty road is taking us north toward Lafayette for the night.

Louisiana 2005

One more stop to listen to the birds and catch the sun skimming over the water with dark clouds reflecting on the even darker waters.

Louisiana 2005

Before our final approach to Lafayette, I called “Onstar” for directional help. My experience goes sort of like this, “Hi,” “Hi,” “Would you Yahoo ‘best catfish in Lafayette’?” “Okay, you have these options…” “Thank you, Onstar, you are a lifesaver,” Caroline replies with a wry “Whatever, John.”

With the sun long gone, we planned on stopping at the Days Inn at University Avenue and the I-10. Oh God, I’m turning off of University and ending up on the freeway. Holy moly, it’s a repeat of the night before. Everything is under control; I try to reassure myself. I’ll just take the first exit, but that is a transition to Highway 49/167 going south. Okay, the exit after that, I’ll get off. Oh no, it’s the 90 East!

Hello Onstar, HELP! “Calm down, sir, and just go straight ahead, turn on the next street. Now, go about a billion miles because you are way off target, and then turn right. You are almost there, goodnight John, try to relax. Oh yeah, and more thing, that Catfish Shack place I recommended? Well, they are only open for lunch, but there is another place. Would you like directions?”

Louisiana 2005

That place was Julien’s Po-Boys, also on University Avenue, just down the road from us. I ordered a half shrimp half catfish po-boy and ordered Grandpa and Auntie the half a catfish platter to go. A nice surprise was that the half order of catfish was two filets, full order was four filets. I get back to our hotel with the food still hot.

My shrimp half of the po-boy is ok, the catfish side is excellent. Grandpa and Auntie are all eyes when they open their containers. Neither one of them could be any happier right now; they ooh and aah on every bite. Auntie offers me some of her dinner insisting it’s too much. I decline, and only two minutes later, her catfish is gone, apparently, she was hungrier than she thought.

The weather forecast for day four looks promising. Auntie’s legs are feeling much better, and she’s confident that we can carry on. We have driven 1,523 miles so far, only 3,000 miles remaining.

Caroline’s Desk Photo

A photo of John Wise and Caroline Wise on Caroline's desk at work in Scottsdale, Arizona

This photo turned out grainier than I’d hoped… It is the picture frame on my desk at work. I am not going to go into details let’s just say I spent quite some time today gazing at the photo. It shows John and me in front of the narrow gauge train in Durango in what I believe is 1998.

Tonight, I spent time at our friend Sonal’s house after stopping at Indo Euro. Sonal’s mom cooked up some Indian favorites of mine, including stuffed Brussels sprouts. Unfortunately, I was enjoying myself so much that I didn’t think of taking a photo. Being a daily blogger isn’t easy and takes practice!

Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 2

Texas Sunrise

I sat up and stayed awake until I could hear the unmistakable sound of breathing from someone asleep. It was 4:30 before I was asleep again. It’s 6:30, and everyone is awake. It’s going to be a hard day.

Hard bagel, not really so much a bagel, but a chewy piece of dry bread that cream cheese will try to camouflage. Some fake orange juice water to wash it down, and we’ll call this breakfast. The dessert for this breakfast, or proverbial icing on the cake, is getting pulled over shortly afterward to be questioned if I was the culprit who kept Van Horn awake the evening of March 1st, 2005. No, it wasn’t me; I swear it was the freight train.

That would have been interesting getting pulled over for that, but I have to get pulled over for doing 6 miles an hour over the speed limit. I told the officer, sure, I know I was doing 81, maybe 82 in a 75 zone, but….? “Well, here in Texas, you can get pulled over for doing 1 mile an hour over the limit.”

I was asked to step out of the vehicle so as not to influence what came next. This officer asked my aunt and grandfather if they were being moved across Texas against their will. Are you f’ing kidding me? Does this guy really think I might be involved with human trafficking?

Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a moped, a mile an hour was all that it would take, and then it’s considered that maybe I’m selling old people on the black market. But it was my lucky day as Eleanor and Herbert covered for me, and I was let off with a warning. I’ll just set the cruise control at 2 miles an hour under the limit for the rest of the day. Wouldn’t you know it, everyone starts passing me by.

How Texas law enforcement gets away with it, I’ll never know. Maybe it’s my out-of-state license plate influencing things? What is up with all these police in Texas anyway? I see them passing me in unmarked pickup trucks with red-blue lights under the cattle pusher mounted over the grill. They cruise by in sedans of various colors, primarily white, black, and grey. Squad cars line the roads next to and behind trees, on the other side of hills, and around corners; all of them with a driver just watching the traffic go by, looking for human traffickers pimping the elderly.

Later in the day, at a gas station, I asked someone filling his tank how he could live in Texas with so many police lying in wait around every corner. He laughed and said, “Good luck; you are up against three agencies vying for your tourism money-lined pocket.” There are state troopers, highway patrolmen, and local police all waiting to mop up some state revenue. I guess it costs a lot of money to fry so many folks on death row here in Texas.

Texas roadside

Oops, now anyone reading this will know I am a liberal. Nah, I’m just an American with a view. The guy at the gas station leaves me with a description of his favorite new t-shirt, “One Nation Under Surveillance.” And I thought all the kooks lived in Arizona, New Mexico, California, Oregon, and the other 45 states; now I know that Texas is kooky too.

We left the 10 Freeway at exit number 307 to see another side of Texas and also to avoid seeing so many law enforcement agencies on the prowl. The 190 going east through Iraan, Menard, and Mason is a great introduction to the hills of the Pecos region and the beginning of Texas Hill Country.

Texas roadside

Badgers, wild turkeys, owls, sheep, goats, cattle, and oil pumps are some of the wildlife we see on either side of the car. Dead wildlife populates this rural stretch of road, too. Skunk, raccoon, deer, feathers in clumps, and random fur make up the deceased roadside buffet, a veritable smorgasbord.

Texas roadside

The drive today ran into its first snag: Auntie’s legs weren’t feeling well. She props them up, covers them, and tries to do some minor exercises but has warned us that if they don’t feel better soon, we may be turning around early.

Texas roadside

The marquee at the old Odeon Theatre in Mason, Texas, couldn’t have been more appropriate with the title, Are We There Yet showing. With my fellow travelers getting a bit grumpy at the long rural drive, we head south here on the 87 to find the 290 so we can get to Austin as soon as possible and check into our motel for the night.

Texas roadside

The weather is dour which is okay as it fits the mood in the car. We just keep driving because Texas, being the giant state that it is, requires us to just keep going.

Texas roadside

A rest stop beckons, which, I should point out, features a star. Everything in Texas has a star on it, the symbol that represents the entire idea behind the Lone Star State.

After arriving in Austin, I checked in with a Gujarati guy who I quickly learned will someday soon be releasing his first music CD. Without time for small talk, I unload the car, bring Auntie to her room, and then do the same with my room. Yep, my room; Grandpa needs sleep, which he is certain he wouldn’t get any if he were to continue sharing a room with me. So, he and Auntie are sharing a room that, if I am not mistaken, will be 114 degrees before they fall asleep – if they fall asleep.

Before indulging in their hotel sauna/sweat lodge, we attempted to get some Chinese food delivered. They only deliver before 1:00. Okay, but it’s only 7:00 now. That’s 1:00 in the afternoon. Oh My God, Texas, let me guess, the police are on a late afternoon patrol for illegal Mexican Chinese food delivery people who are doing 40.5 in the 40 zones, so restaurants only deliver until the police wander out of the doughnut shops?

Bad thoughts make for bad times: this is a new proverb for Texas, I’m coining. I drive 3 miles south past a large freeway construction zone, make a U-turn, and follow the frontage road looking for ‘the’ street with the Chinese restaurant. Somehow, I miss it and am soon north of downtown Austin, approaching the airport, certainly an omen.

I call Caroline to be my eyes on the internet. I learned that I was on the wrong side of town. I make a U-turn and get back on the freeway to go back across town. I get off the freeway a mile from our hotel to fetch our aging dinner. That fast-food idea required an hour to order, drive to, wait, and drive back before we sat down to eat.

In the hour I was gone, Auntie and Grandpa managed to heat the room to a point where the nylon fibers in the cheap curtains were dripping into pools of plastic on the floor. I was able to endure the inferno long enough to wolf down my dinner. My beef and scallops had originally been a spicy dish, by the last fork fulls, it became Twice Cooked Beef and Rubber.

Out of their door, I stood looking like the Old Faithful geyser from Yellowstone due to the steam rising out of my clothes. Naked with white rice clinging to my beard, I return to my room in order to practice snoring loud enough that I’ll keep Grandpa awake, even if he is eight doors away around the corner. Honestly, though, I wouldn’t change a thing. If you could have seen my aunt’s face smelling the wildflowers, anyone would have changed places with me in an instant. I look forward to the coming days and wish my aunt good health so that we may be able to continue my first cross-country road trip with these two great relatives of mine.

Caroline goes Solo

The Snail mobile at work in Scottsdale, Arizona

This is Caroline, filling in for John while he is en route to and from the Sunny State. I managed to drive myself today quite nicely which was an enormous mental hurdle for me. The coming two weeks are a huge change for me, of course, and finding new stuff to post every day is going to be quite the challenge as well. If nothing else, you will find out a bit about the life of “the woman behind the man,” so stay tuned…

Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 1

Looking to Mount Graham in Arizona

Suffering from anxiety at the reality of leaving on a two-week road trip across the southern United States without Caroline, I managed to peel away from her to go pick up Aunt Eleanor and Grandpa Herbert for a journey to Florida. Our departure, scheduled at 7:00 a.m., shifts to 8:15 with added delays due to the heavy traffic conspiring against us as we flee Phoenix during rush hour.

We leave the valley behind, driving U.S. Route 60 east. Our goal is to get to a point 560 miles down the road, no mean feat when traveling with an 84-year-old grandfather and a 93-year-old great aunt. After about an hour of traffic, we are passing the Superstition Mountains at the edge of Mesa into the wilderness. Through Superior onwards through Globe, we go eastward until making Safford.

It’s lunchtime. After turning south on the U.S. 191, we pull over for a sort of tailgate meal. We are in a mini-van, so we open the two rear side doors and start our picnic – no tailgate on mini-vans (yet). The day is nice, maybe a bit cold for my two passengers. Matter of fact, Mt. Graham which we are parked next to with its peaks shrouded in clouds, is snow-capped.

Factoid about the U.S. 191: it runs from Douglas, Arizona, to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming for 1,465 miles and then from the north side of Yellowstone to Loring, Montana, for another 440 miles. Should you want to continue your minor road tour from the Mexican border into Canada, you can drive from Loring to La Loche in Saskatchewan, Canada, by continuing north for another 614 miles. Add in the 81 miles to drive through Yellowstone, and you’ll be able to see 2,600 miles or 4,184 km of landscape across the northern part of this continent.

Back on the 60, we enjoy the last minutes of this semi-scenic road before it delivers us to the abomination called Interstate 10. The next approximately 450 miles will be on this personality-less stretch of convenience, which helps Texas earn its poor reputation with cross-country drivers.

Our first day continues uneventfully. Grandpa complains about the medications he has to take every 3 or 4 hours, including the one that forces him to jump from the car at nearly every rest stop we encounter as he has to run for the John (his words).

New Mexico State Sign

We enter New Mexico, and I am reminded that Steins is just up the road.

Steins Mercantile in New Mexico

This is an obligatory sightseeing stop. Auntie stays in the car while Grandpa and I step up the creaky old wooden steps into an old mercantile that should be long gone were it not for the family that cares for the remnants of this piece of old west history.

Herbert Kurchoff at Steins Mercantile in New Mexico

The inside of the store is a sight to see, and one that anyone passing this way should try and experience. Plan accordingly, as they open at odd hours and seem to close early. Well, that’s what we have encountered on previous visits. We were lucky on this trip, as, although the door was locked, the owner’s daughter came over and opened up for us. I point Grandpa’s attention to a couple of dollar bills left by myself and Caroline while coming through on previous visits. To commemorate today’s moment, I leave a dollar noting our visit here on March 1, 2005.

Texas State Sign

Lordsburg came and just as quickly faded into the distance. The same goes for Deming and Las Cruces. Before we know it, we have passed through the entirety of New Mexico, with Texas looming on the horizon. It’s late afternoon as we encounter the Lone Star State.

El Paso at rush hour: who planned our departure for a Tuesday and who would have thought El Paso has traffic congestion? After a day of leisurely driving across the Desert Southwest, a traffic jam was the last thing I wanted to be a part of. It takes an hour to pass through the city and get beyond two accidents that have snarled traffic. The hour ahead of schedule we gained after departing later than hoped for in the early morning has been lost.

Sunset in Texas

Since the sunset out here on the western side of Texas, Grandpa would occasionally complain about how dark it is. As time passed, his comments became more frequent: “Why are there no highway lights out here?” Well, there’s nothing out here, and that’s the way it is on most roads between cities and towns across America, was my answer. And again, “Well, it sure is dark out here!” Relax, Grandpa, maybe the moon will come up soon and brighten the picture.

“Check out the stars!” I suggest. When it’s this dark, the Milky Way really lights up the sky. He counters with, “I can’t see any stars; it’s too dark.” This goes on for over an hour. Reaching Van Horn, Texas, two hours after escaping El Paso, I pull into our hotel to ask about somewhere to eat this late. Grandpa needs the facilities, so he gets out of the car with me. Hah, hey, Grandpa, take off your sunglasses! “Ah, no wonder it’s been so dark, damn it, why didn’t you tell me they were on?” I just did.

We check into the Days Inn on the east side of town. You can almost see the east end from the west end. Before going to our rooms we head across the street for dinner at the Sands Motel and Restaurant. Auntie has some soup, Grandpa tries the steak and french fries, while I go for a combination Mexican plate. The service was great, but the food was just ok.

Back at our hotel, I’m figuring we’ll all pass out and sleep well into the morning. Older people don’t always act the way we younger people think they will, though. Auntie is tucked away in the room next to us. She reassures me she has it all under control. Should I have known better? No, I don’t have the experience that tells me how to deal with situations created by people approaching 100 years old.

I know now that I should have set up the heater, taken the blanket off the second bed, added it to the one she would sleep in, and given her my sweater. I should have written down our room number and invited her into our room next to hers so that in the morning, she wouldn’t be under the impression we were somewhere far away. Well, now I know.

As for Grandpa, this is a tragic comedy unfolding. Grandpa, you are sure you don’t mind that I snore? “Don’t worry about it. I’ll be right asleep, and it won’t bother me one bit.” 3:30 in the morning, I’m woken by, “Oh John, did I wake you?” I don’t think so; I just woke up; how are you doing? “YOU CALL THAT SNORING? THAT’S A DEATH RATTLE! How does Caroline sleep with you? I’ve not been to sleep yet!” Yeah, well, I told you, I snore.

About to leave for Florida

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Phoenix, Arizona

A heavy 28th of February as on March 1st at 7:00, I will be on the road to Florida and Caroline will be here in Phoenix. We met for lunch today with heavy hearts as we know we will both be sorely missing each other.

Caroline will take over as a guest Photo of the Day poster while I am away. The photo will be of her choice. I will try to post road updates as connectivity in the evening and time allows.