Caroline goes Postal

Cactus Station Post Office on Greenway Parkway in Phoenix, Arizona

I made the post office on Greenway and 29th Street my first self-driving destination that I had not ever been to before. I’ve been wanting to send a package to my mother for so long, this was going to be the day. Things went smoothly enough except for holding up folks trying to make a left turn into the Albertson’s parking lot (I needed packaging tape, sorry!) and missing the correct turn into the post office parking lot. However, the post office person was extremely friendly and the package is now finally on its merry way.

After all of this excitement, I drove over to Indo Euro for some R & R. I spent way too much time just relaxing and chatting with everybody (well, everybody except Raenu, who was busy elsewhere today). Then Rinku treated me to some mehndi (on the back of my hand so I could drive home), and I managed to smudge it only the tiniest bit on my index finger. At home, I dug into homework and uploaded photos from India that our friend Jay sent over.

Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 5

Herbert Kurchoff, Jessica Wise, and Eleanor Burke at Waffle House in Pensacola, Florida

It is Saturday in Pensacola, Florida, and we decide to sleep in. This worked out for Jessica, too, as she was on call until 6:00 a.m. Arriving in the evening, we weren’t able to see the damage lingering here until we were on our drive to pick up my daughter at Corry Station, where she is taking her Naval training for the job she will be performing while enlisted with the United States Navy.

Her facility is, like all other military installations, immaculate. I have often wished that cities would organize themselves as well as these posts and keep the landscape clean and in order. We get a brief tour of the grounds and are just as quickly on our way to get some breakfast.

Being here in the south Waffle House seemed like the obvious choice. Even finding an open restaurant is a challenge in Pensacola post-Hurricane Ivan, but Waffle House turns out to be a great choice. Auntie loves grits, Grandpa didn’t much like the waffle, Jessica had a wrap, and I had a waffle, hash browns, and sausage.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Stomachs full and without much of a plan we drive west along the coast. Mile after mile of devastation is all we see. We are all caught off guard as none of us thought the damage was so great or that it was lingering so long after Ivan hit the U.S. back in September. From Pensacola to Fort Pickens in Alabama, we drive through a ghost town.

A few people have come out for the beach; mostly, they are fishing. Some sit on porches in buildings that are largely vacant. The majority of people in the area are construction workers. Everything is damaged.

Beachfront homes lean on their stilts. Foundations of million-dollar homes have buckled, and their raised floors have fallen away, draining their contents and leaving empty shells. Some homes have lost walls, while others had their roofs torn off. In one home, we see through a hole in the wall a dresser with most drawers missing; the closet still has shoes in it. The couch is growing mold, as are the walls. A blade from a ceiling fan is missing, and an old purse, notebook, half-burned candle, and a still-standing open bottle of wine sit on the floor surrounded by sand.

Jessica Wise and John Wise on the Alabama Coast in 2005

High-rise condo owners weren’t spared either; it appears that most if not all, are closed. Facades are torn off; entire corners are gone. Cranes dot the landscape as things are being rebuilt. Resorts and luxury beachfront hotels are all closed. Debris lines the streets and parking lots. Plants, trees, and tennis courts look as though they were abandoned years ago.

Alabama Coast in 2005

The day is gloriously blue-skied, and the weather is perfect. The beaches are crystalline white, with the Gulf waters gently rolling in. A few feet away, a dishwasher sits in the sand, ripped from the home it once belonged to. Across the street, a couch is upended, sitting with other household things scattered willy-nilly.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Bizarrely, a built-in swimming pool floated away from its home and was redeposited where the driveway used to be. Some places have already been pulled out with no further sign of its existence besides some pilings, while others look like they may be salvageable.

Alabama Coast in 2005

Instead of chatting about military life the four of us can’t help but stand in awe at the power of the storm and shock at the tragedy of how life and property were cast aside by the heavy hand of nature.

As far west as we can travel on the 182, the picture is much the same. Time to head a bit north over to Fort Morgan, where we’ll catch a ferry to Dauphin Island. Almost immediately, a sign brings our attention to the fact that the ferry is not open but will reopen soon, another victim of the hurricane.

Although much havoc has been wrought upon these communities, there is still much beauty to be found here. Everything is recovering. The beaches are so very pristine. The forest continues on. Birds still sing, and here and there are the intrepid tourists riding bikes, walking, and playing golf.

Fort Pickens in Alabama

At Fort Morgan, we pay a small fee to view this historic site. The large fortified structure came through the storm without a scratch. The massive walls stood much the same way they have for the past 150 years. What is broken and looking beyond repair is the dock where the ferry to Dauphin Island once stood. Crumpled, folded, battered, this dock we drove off with my mother-in-law just a year and a half ago is in dire need of some tender loving care.

Fort Pickens in Alabama

Sadly, Alabama is in dire need of some cold, hard cash. Fort Morgan is run now by a skeleton crew due to budget cuts. I just want to scream at President Bush: yeah, go ahead and give more tax breaks to the rich and just have the states shut down our state historic sites and close the state parks too to finance changes in Medicare, whose costs will have to be absorbed by the states. Send troops into Iran with bags of cash so we leave our roads potholed. Don’t develop alternative energy; we can export suitcases of cash to the Middle East for oil and move to close down or limit access to our national parks. No child left behind means no cash for forests; log them out of here.

Sorry, but you can’t drive across this country seeing the decay, and ignore it. Of course, you can sit at home in a city that’s doing well and not have a clue any of this is happening, but I’m out here seeing it, hearing about it, and not being able to do a thing about it. America the Beautiful is going to need a Band-Aid.

Herbert Kurchoff, Jessica Wise, Eleanor Burke, and John Wise at Fort Pickens in Alabama

Fort Morgan, though, is still here, and we don’t have a lot of time to visit it. The grounds are beautiful; the bunkers are mossy and wet, with stalactites forming from the minerals oozing through the old brick structures. Displays within the fort walls are well presented, but I wish the glass was cleaned a little more frequently. Old cannons dot the grounds, and darkened passages lend a mystery to the history this fort exemplifies.

A small museum helps tell the story of the coming and goings of this facility that had originally been built to protect Mobile Bay. Do your research before arriving, as the gift store is being starved out of existence due to those budget cuts.

Auntie and Jessica had a great time walking and talking here today. Later, Jessica told me of her respect for Auntie’s enthusiasm and genuine excitement at being at this historic site.

Grandpa had originally been a little reluctant to join us in the fort but ultimately joined the party. Due to the blood thinners he takes, Grandpa is most of the time quite cold; here on the open coast with a good wind, it was a bit chilly, but he overcame that to catch a glimpse of things and visit the museum with us.

I know Jessica appreciates getting to know these two a little better during the past year and a half. Often, she blurts out how funny or cute these two are, how sweet Auntie is, and how Grandpa says some surprising and laughable lines that seemingly come out of nowhere.

Florida Coast at Sunset near Pensacola

It would be nice if Jessica could join us for the next week, but the Navy has plans for her, and what the government wants, the government gets. Even these few short hours spent here she has been able to accumulate memories that will surely leave a positive impact on her and her future.

At 4:30, we are driving east and decided we should try to make the galley before closing time. Jessica calls a buddy and finds that the closing time is 5:30; it’ll be close but we try.

Not a chance; it is 5:27 as we enter Pensacola. Before going on a wild goose chase, we call information to find a Po-Folks, but while on the phone we pull into Barnhill’s. Wow, we were lucky. This is a buffet-style restaurant serving up southern cooking.

The menu includes fried shrimp, catfish, pulled pork, fried chicken, ribs, greens, yams, rutabagas, cabbage, green beans, and at least 25 other dishes. For dessert, we can choose from peach, berry, or apple cobbler, bread pudding, banana pudding with Nilla wafers, and another half dozen items. I am so happy this place doesn’t franchise and open in the southwest; I would weigh 400 pounds before Christmas.

With dinner finished, we went to the hotel and set up Grandpa and Auntie in their room. Jessica comes to my room to read the story of the road trip so far. With tears in her eyes, she smudges her mascara into a fright mask. Next, she views the photos we’ve taken after leaving Arizona and driving through New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, and Alabama.

Just as we finish, a humongous man-eating Florida-style cockroach crawls across the wall. I open the door while Jessica, with Samurai-like moves, lunges at the roach and gently but firmly siphons the hand-sized mutating insect from its clutch on the wall and hurls it outside. Hey, Go Navy! That’s some training. I am impressed with the skill and dexterity that have developed in my offspring.

A friend drops by the hotel to pick up Jessica, saving me the drive back to the base and allowing me to sit down to relate another day on the road with family.

Caroline’s Cozy Desk

My home away from home at work in Scottsdale, Arizona

As you might have guessed, I don’t get out much during the week. This cozy spot is my desk at work. It is not uncommon to find it covered in piles of papers. Trying to blend into the scenery is Alan, a fellow engineer. In the top right corner, you can spot some leftover Christmas decorations – we left the light strings because we got fond of the indirect glow it gives our otherwise cavernous room. True enough, it would be too much of a pain to untangle the strings from the ceiling fixtures, just like the red candy cane garlands that are tied around the air ducts. We did have a lot of fun decorating for last Christmas…

Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 4

Lousiana

As is our routine, we have an early morning wake-up except that today the sky is blue, although we are surrounded by fog, heavy fog. North out of Lafayette to Opelousas and then right. Turning east on the 190 goes smoothly. After that, I blame poor signage in the American South for my morning repeat of the lost path, just as I’ve experienced the last couple of evenings.

The sign for Highway 105 is either too small to see or is non-existent. I have to drive for what seems like 10 miles before being able to make a U-turn and head back. There it is, a sign no bigger than a pack of matches where I turn right to drive north on the 105.

Driving next to the levy of the Atchafalaya River from Krotz Springs to Melville, we see more blue skies with only minor spots of fog. Oh no, not again, not another detour! Why couldn’t they print on the map that the ferry crossing the Atchafalaya runs between 5:00 and 8:00 a.m. and then again from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m.? Just why do we have to arrive when it’s not during those hours?

Lousiana

Should we go north or south? We could turn around and go back over the road we came on, or I choose the new road. I opt for new sights and drive the really long twisting detour north and then, in Simmesport, turn south to meet up with the road we should have been on.

Lousiana

An hour and twenty minutes of detour later, we got to where we needed to be. On the way, we took a slow drive through Simmesport, which Auntie swooned over as being a replica of her beloved Angola outside of Buffalo, New York. The family used to own a vacation cottage there next to the lake. Only my mom was missing from the picture; Auntie dearly wanted Mom to see how uncannily similar the two towns were to each other.

Lettsworth, Louisiana

Ghost towns of the Southwest are not that different from ghost towns here in the South except for the mold and the way the plantlife devours things that people built. Wood is wet and rotting, concrete is now green, and rusty brown roofs fall into crumbling walls. The trash from people who have squatted in these broken homes litters the grounds with beer bottles, empty cans, and an occasional splash of graffiti scrawled on disintegrating interior walls. This is what was left of Lettsworth, Louisiana.

Lettsworth, Louisiana

How long have these tattered curtains fluttered in the breeze as they seek disappearance? Whose hands sewed the once fresh, clean fabric that helped lend a sense of hominess to this dwelling that now lies empty? I try stopping at as many abandoned homes as time allows in my secret hopes of stumbling upon old memories forgotten and neglected along the road.

The town of New Roads is a nondescript, poor place on the way to the ferry taking us to St. Francisville. We are fourth in line, waiting to cross this river. The ferry is nearly visible out on the water, so we must have at least a few minutes out here. I get out to stretch my legs, scouting a location for a good photo.

It is a little too foggy again so I satisfy myself with a photo of some withered trees in the water.

Walking back to the car, the driver of a catfish delivery truck asks if I got a good photo. Not really, I tell him, though I’m unsure of exactly what I got. He says, too bad; I agree. I shared with him how amazing it was down at the water level seeing how fast the river was moving, to which he responded with: “Yep, that Mississippi gets a-moving.” Oh, I hadn’t realized that this was the Mississippi we were crossing. Well, that makes this ferry ride all the better, then.

After a few minutes, the ferry blows its horn on the opposite bank and is on its way back over here. Maybe 20 vehicles are driven on, a few more minutes pass, and we are on our way. Last year, Caroline walked across the headwaters of the Mississippi and then stood knee-deep a quarter-mile downstream; today, Auntie, Grandpa, and I cross this mighty muddy river not far from its terminus, where it spills into the Gulf of Mexico.

Into the lap of luxury is the contrast from the last town with St. Francisville here basking in the sun. This small town is a vacationer’s dream. Beautiful historic buildings with well-maintained homes, churches, and a vibrant business area all come together, working to scream at me to bring my wife back here at the first opportunity.

This is the Rosedown Plantation State Historic Site. Pressed for time due to our detours, we can’t visit the home or the gardens, and for the small entry fee, it doesn’t make sense for us to pay for a 10-minute view of the grounds. Surprise of surprises, the kindly lady at the front booth must have sensed this and allowed us to pass for free. She directed us to drive to the second driveway, where we would be able to sneak a peek at the plantation’s main home.

What a beautiful sight it was. The grounds are maintained with a focus on perfection. Flowers were in bloom, and the trees were freshly green. The original entryway to the home is a fenced-off tree-lined and -covered pathway with the house centered at the path’s end. Auntie and I fawn over its majesty while Grandpa, more in touch with his manliness, remains in quiet respect.

Now in need of a shortcut to make up for the lost time, I turn left on Louisiana 19 toward Mississippi in the hopes of getting on the 24/48 to the 98, which all looks bigger and faster than the winding roads I am currently navigating. That’s right; it happens again. I am about to detour us so we can lose even more time because this is becoming the primary means of getting to our destinations.

Outside of Wilson and just before Norwood, where we could have taken a right, we come upon two dozen cars stopped with a policeman ahead blocking traffic. Considering the traffic we have seen on these roads, this is a humongous traffic jam for this neighborhood.

Trying to be patient, we use the time for lunch. I make us each a sandwich from the food we packed just to be able to picnic along the road. Sandwiches made and nearly gone, some people have turned around and have given up on waiting. We do the same. We turn back on Louisiana 10 towards Clinton, but before we get there, it’s road construction time again.

Herbert Kurchoff at Camp Shelby Mississippi

Not too bad, just a single narrow bumpy lane for a few miles, and then it’s on to Road 67 into Mississippi. Sadly, no neat “Welcome to Mississippi” sign is seen at this tiny crossing. The first town we come to is Liberty, how fitting as we are now free to make tracks at 65 miles per hour in a nearly straight line to Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Just as we enter town, we turn right, following the 98 to the 49 South, where Camp Shelby is situated. As I was told on the phone prior to our visit, we are not supposed to enter through the north gate. Well, the sign said this way to the museum; maybe I misunderstood the lady speaking with a heavy Southern accent over the phone. I didn’t misunderstand: we were told to turn around and go down to the southern entrance.

Camp Shelby is where Grandpa did his basic training 63 years ago before shipping out for World War II. At the time, this camp in the forest was the world’s largest tent city. Grandpa was prepared to go fight the war and ultimately shipped off to New Guinea making his way to the Philippines before coming home.

Herbert Kurchoff and Eleanor Burke at Camp Shelby Mississippi

Grandpa was with the 155th Infantry Headquarters Company part of the DD (Dixie Division). He had originally come down for his first encounter with the South via a four-day train ride that delivered him here. Freshly married, my grandmother Hazel took leave of her job with Curtis Aircraft, where Grandpa also worked prior to his time in the Army, to join him until he shipped out.

Herbert Kurchoff at Camp Shelby Mississippi

The museum here houses a wonderful display of artifacts, equipment, and their environment that the soldiers back in those days would have been using. Not only World War II is featured but also how the camp contributed to World War I and its function in training troops for Korea, Vietnam, Somalia, Desert Storm, and the current War on Terrorism.

Herbert Kurchoff at Camp Shelby Mississippi

An Army baseball cap with Camp Shelby embroidered on it, along with a book about the history of this place was bought by Auntie and me to give to Grandpa as souvenirs from his trip back in time.

We need to make tracks, and without further ado, we are moving south again. Highway 90 brings us to dinner midway between Gulfport and Biloxi. Aunt Jenny’s “On the Beach” Catfish Restaurant serves up the same thing we had for dinner last night. We all love catfish, so a second time around is a natural fit. This all-you-can-eat catfish dinner might have been a bad idea because, after nine pieces, I’m feeling a bit weighed down.

We check into Days Inn after having missed the exit off the I-10, road construction, and an accident obscured the ramp so I HAVE TO DETOUR YET AGAIN!!! This tragedy is becoming a comedy of absurdity regarding how frequently it is happening to us. Why does this so rarely or maybe even never happen with Caroline as my navigator?

In the morning, we will pick up my daughter Jessica from the Corry Station Naval Training Area in Pensacola, Florida. I can’t wait for her to talk our heads off with her 195 miles per hour 140-decibel, indecipherable onslaught of mouth sounds she probably believes are words. Auntie will likely have to turn down the hearing aids while Grandpa ratchets down the pacemaker after being bombarded and adrenalized by my progeny.

One last item for the day is a big thanks going to Caroline “Onstar” Wise for the righteous restaurant, weather, and road help she is providing from her secret location in the Desert Southwest.

Caroline at the Movies

Udupi Cafe in Tempe, Arizona serves yummy vegetarian south Indian cuisine

Rinku, Raenu, Gautam, and I went to see Bride and Prejudice tonight. But the evening started with a delicious dinner at Udupi Cafe on Scottsdale Road in Tempe. Krupesh, Rinku’s brother, drove down there with us, and we all got stuffed. I highly recommend the Gobi Manchurian. Krupesh chose not to see the film, so we girls piled into Gautam’s car, and we headed to Camelview Theatre. The film isn’t as bad as reviews had me believe. There were a lot of funny scenes, and we laughed almost through the entire movie.

Auntie and Grandpa Going to Florida – Day 3

Louisiana 2005

Day three, and we are up and out early with a quick breakfast at the nearly infallible Denny’s. As it was for the majority of yesterday, our skies are cloudy, overcast, and looming with the darkness of impending rains. So it goes; we trudge on across the breadth of Texas.

Leaving the 10 Freeway near Winnie, Texas, we are on Highway 73 headed to the 82, which will bring us to coastal Louisiana. A small road turns off to a swampy wetlands area known as a bayou down this way. It was the cypress trees with their unique shapes standing in the water with a glimmer of sun sparkling on the water that had us making the u-turn so we could gain a closer look.

Eleanor Burke formerly Kurchoff in Louisiana 2005

Grandpa and I start walking down the boardwalk over the water, grasses, and other water-loving plants that are lusciously green when Auntie decides she just might miss something and decides to join us. As Auntie and I approach the lookout, Grandpa, feeling the cold from over the water, is already on his way back to the van.

Auntie and I linger in the beauty of the cypress, spy an osprey perched in a nearby tree, and gaze into the dark water for signs of fish or turtles but find nothing.

Herbert Kurchoff and John Wise in Louisiana 2005

Not much further down the road, we cross a bridge tall enough to make Auntie squirm with vertigo. On the other side, we are now on the Intracoastal Waterway. Lunch today will be in a small roadside park. The timing was picture perfect as the sky started giving us our first peeks at blue skies.

Louisiana 2005

I’ll do my best to keep us on the Creole Nature Trail National Scenic Byway as long as possible as we crawl along the road to Lafayette.

Louisiana 2005

The day has come alive. We are away from the ever-present policeman looming in the background of Texas and are greeted by a Louisiana Sheriff who offers a friendly wave. The coast of the Gulf of Mexico and its white sand beaches offer life support, too, lifting my spirit that we are now on the more important part of this trip.

Birds are everywhere, from cormorants and blue herons to egrets and various songbirds. Occasionally, the sun pokes out of the clouds long enough to grab a photo with a more dramatic background than somewhat boring grey. Other wildlife in the stuck-to-the-highway-in-a-pile-of-stink variety is spotted here and there.

Louisiana 2005

At Holly Beach, a rush of warm memories comes over me. Caroline and I spent the longest time walking this beach collecting seashells. This is the greatest beach for shell collecting we have ever been on, and so today, I must pull over to collect a few for her. Approaching the water’s edge, I called her and turned the phone to face the water so she could listen to the crashing surf. I pine away about missing her, wishing she were with us; she tells me she now feels a hint of jealousy.

Louisiana 2005

I didn’t call her when we crossed over from Holly Beach to the Cameron side on a ferry she and I used on our last trip through here. Ferries are also a favorite of Caroline’s, especially those little ones on the Chesapeake Bay. Grandpa and Auntie loved the ferry trip; it was the first time on a ferry for either one of them in decades.

Louisiana 2005

Live oaks with Spanish moss and a cow just hanging out in the field looks like a good life to me.

Louisiana 2005

The nearly empty road is taking us north toward Lafayette for the night.

Louisiana 2005

One more stop to listen to the birds and catch the sun skimming over the water with dark clouds reflecting on the even darker waters.

Louisiana 2005

Before our final approach to Lafayette, I called “Onstar” for directional help. My experience goes sort of like this, “Hi,” “Hi,” “Would you Yahoo ‘best catfish in Lafayette’?” “Okay, you have these options…” “Thank you, Onstar, you are a lifesaver,” Caroline replies with a wry “Whatever, John.”

With the sun long gone, we planned on stopping at the Days Inn at University Avenue and the I-10. Oh God, I’m turning off of University and ending up on the freeway. Holy moly, it’s a repeat of the night before. Everything is under control; I try to reassure myself. I’ll just take the first exit, but that is a transition to Highway 49/167 going south. Okay, the exit after that, I’ll get off. Oh no, it’s the 90 East!

Hello Onstar, HELP! “Calm down, sir, and just go straight ahead, turn on the next street. Now, go about a billion miles because you are way off target, and then turn right. You are almost there, goodnight John, try to relax. Oh yeah, and more thing, that Catfish Shack place I recommended? Well, they are only open for lunch, but there is another place. Would you like directions?”

Louisiana 2005

That place was Julien’s Po-Boys, also on University Avenue, just down the road from us. I ordered a half shrimp half catfish po-boy and ordered Grandpa and Auntie the half a catfish platter to go. A nice surprise was that the half order of catfish was two filets, full order was four filets. I get back to our hotel with the food still hot.

My shrimp half of the po-boy is ok, the catfish side is excellent. Grandpa and Auntie are all eyes when they open their containers. Neither one of them could be any happier right now; they ooh and aah on every bite. Auntie offers me some of her dinner insisting it’s too much. I decline, and only two minutes later, her catfish is gone, apparently, she was hungrier than she thought.

The weather forecast for day four looks promising. Auntie’s legs are feeling much better, and she’s confident that we can carry on. We have driven 1,523 miles so far, only 3,000 miles remaining.