Dragon Kite & Drive Home

Near downtown Santa Barbara, California on the beach

Following breakfast and a long goodbye, we are once again on the road. Tata gave us a kite this visit and as we passed the beach near downtown Santa Barbara, I pulled over for a picture, and Caroline suggested we try out our new toy. It takes her about 5 minutes to assemble it while I walk along the water’s edge, wishing we were so fortunate to live here in this incredible coastal community.

Caroine Wise flying her kite on a beach in Santa Barbara California

Tata and Woody gave Caroline and me a large dragon kite this weekend. From a prior visit, they knew we were looking for a nice kite but came up empty. Tata, on one of her many shopping trips, found this one and was certain it would be one we liked; she was right. On our way home, we stopped near Stearn’s Wharf, walked out to the beach, and Caroline assembled the dragon and put it aloft.

Our new kite aloft at the beach in Santa Barbara, California

With Caroline at the helm, her smile is as big as the kite’s high. It’s not a stunt kite, but Caroline is having fun all the same as she lets the string out allowing the kite to tug at her grip: A perfect day next to the Pacific Ocean in Santa Barbara. Eventually, she reigns the kite in, and we continue our journey.

Caroline Wise exploring the shore at low tide on the Pacific Ocean in California

Of course, driving home through California is never all that straightforward, and it’s not long before we stop at another beach near Sea Cliff. This time, we cannot pass up the telltale sign of low tide – exposed rocks and grasses next to the surf. We walk along for a half-hour, spotting anemones, starfish, coastal birds, and the occasional crab. Finally, Caroline puts her shoes back on, and this time, we definitely must push on to home if we are to get there at a reasonable time.

San Jacinto Peak near Palm Springs, California

We make good on the commitment and, after a couple of hours, are about to reenter the desert near Palm Springs. This snow-capped peak is a great reminder of how fortunate we are: Other places around the country are just leaving winter, while we get to walk barefoot along the ocean after visiting the Botanic Garden and watching butterflies flutter about.

Sunset paints the early evening sky blue, purple, orange and red in the California desert

Daylight gives way to a stunning sunset of blues, purple, orange, and red, while another great brief weekend away from Phoenix comes to a close. For everyone who wonders how we can handle so much driving, we ask them back, how can you handle watching so much TV?

Santa Barbara

Woody Burns and Caroline Wise in Goleta, California

This weekend, our trek is 507 miles long each way, which is how far my Aunt and Uncle in Santa Barbara live away from us. California had an exceptionally wet winter. One particular time we had considered visiting but decided against it because all roads in and out of Santa Barbara had been closed due to them being washed out or covered in mud due to landslides. After too much delay due to wet weather, we arrive on a beautiful weekend.

Aunt Ann also known as Tata washing dishes at home in Goleta, California

Visiting Santa Barbara, California, to visit Uncle Woody and Tata; some dishes are getting cleaned before we go for lunch. This was our first visit since Christmas and was long overdue. Just after the weekend, we learned that Tata’s brother Mike isn’t doing well. Caroline and I visited with Uncle Mike in Buffalo, New York, back in 2000, and later, as Mike and Penny made their last trip to California.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

Following the rains, the mountains, gardens, and yards are vibrantly green and lush, which leads us to the decision that we have to go to the Santa Barbara Botanic Gardens. Nestled into Mission Canyon and only a mile and a half from the historic Santa Barbara Mission, the Garden, a state historic site, has been welcoming visitors for more than 75 years.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden in California

This weekend and for the coming two years, Toad Hall, pictured to the right, will be on display. Created by artist Patrick Dougherty, this environmental sculpture is a two-story willow tower with a maze of pathways and chambers. The inspiration for Mr. Dougherty’s work was taken from the book The Wind in the Willows. If you would like to see how Toad Hall was built, visit these pages on the Garden’s website.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

Coming from Phoenix, Arizona, where we have what appears to be a mere handful of native species, mostly consisting of cactus and more cactus, the seemingly infinite number of plant species here in Santa Barbara strikes a stark contrast. It was this diversity that first drew us to the Garden on a previous visit. Short of walking Santa Barbara’s hilly streets and stopping to gaze at individual private gardens, a visit to the Botanic Garden really is the best way to acquaint yourself with the plants of California.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

Continuing into the Garden, deeper in the canyon, a path leads you through a small grove of coastal redwoods and clusters of fern. Conveniently located throughout the park are comfortable benches for taking a moment or two to relax, listen, and feel your surroundings. On any given day outside of California’s notorious torrential downpours, you can expect a wonderfully pleasant day here at the Garden.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

A small creek running through the Garden is momentarily stopped at the Mission Dam. Water spilling over the enclosure adds to the ambiance of sound and vision as we meander under the heavy canopy of trees towering overhead. Further down the canyon, visitors have the opportunity to cross the creek, hopping from stone to stone – if they so wish.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

With so much moisture and heavy tree cover, a redwood’s favorite lays a carpet of clover over the ground, offering a magic blend of shadowy greens and giving rise to thoughts of emerald islands and elfin mysteries. Not only is the Garden busy with plant life, but there is also an abundance of wildlife to be enjoyed here too. The Santa Barbara Botanic Garden is visited by 123 species of birds, some year-round.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

Other animal life includes turtles, who occasionally perch themselves on nearby rocks to catch some of those famous California rays. On a previous visit, we watched a harmless garter snake slither over the trail. Butterflies and honeybees also make the Garden their home. I’m sure that if Caroline and I had more time here at the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden we would continue to discover new inhabitants here in this little slice of paradise.

Santa Barbara Botanic Garden, California

We enjoy these walks through the trees, stopping to smell the flowers, look at the birds, and listen to the water bubbling by, but our visit to Santa Barbara is also about visiting family, and so after what seems to be the shortest of visits we depart and almost immediately talk of plans to come back as soon as possible. After dinner later in the day, we stay up late talking with Uncle Woody and Tata (Aunt Anne) before heading to sleep so we catch 40 winks and are well rested for our long drive home on Sunday.

Paving the Desert

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the way to California

In the car, leaving Phoenix, Arizona.

65 miles west of Phoenix, Arizona a road crew is out repaving the 10 freeway

A road crew out repaving the 10 freeway about 65 miles west of Phoenix, Arizona, causes us a 45-minute delay on our way to Santa Barbara, California to visit Uncle Woody and Aunt Ann.

Harquahala Mountains with a peak elevation of 5,681 feet as seen from Interstate 10 traveling west in Arizona

North of Interstate 10, about 50 miles east of California, is the Harquahala Mountains, one of about eight ranges we drive by on leaving Phoenix, Arizona. Caroline and I have passed these mountains at all times of the year and at all times of the day. No less than 60 times west and 60 times east have we crept down this interstate to begin and finish a weekend. After ten years of following the more than 350 miles of road between Phoenix and Los Angeles, we still love the views this stretch of desert offers.

Mix Bowl Cafe in Pomona, California

We seem to stop at Mix Bowl in Pomona a lot; that’s because they are great!

St. John’s Indian School

Deacon Cline Anselmo from St John's Indian School near Laveen, Arizona

Drive south on 51st Avenue out of Phoenix, Arizona, for a mighty good way, and you will drive into Laveen and the Gila River Indian Reservation. South of Laveen is the St. John’s Indian School. Of the original boarding school, all that’s left are a few ruins and signs of foundations. Fortunately for me today, Deacon Cline Anselmo was coming to work at the still functioning and quite beautiful little church. The Deacon pointed out where the dormitories, bakery, food storage, and old church used to be.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

Update: it’s 2023 in late June as I turn my attention to extending this post that originally was nothing more than the first photo of Deacon Anselmo. Once I’m done with this post, I’m going to try giving up on additions and corrections in order to turn my attention to other things. Plus, I feel like I’m running out of steam to tackle more.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

Today, in 2023, as I am working on this old post, it is now considered “Woke” to create awareness about the forced assimilation, denial of using indigenous language, and the cutting of hair in the 408 Indian Schools across the United States that once existed. The abuse should just be swept under the Indian blanket since that stuff “happened so long ago.” It’s wrong to hold people of today responsible for atrocities they had nothing to do with, such as slavery. By the way, the last Indian School closed in 1996.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

According to a study in 2019, only 2 of 113 cities with populations over 200,000 are considered truly integrated. Take Detroit, for example; it is 70% black, while the neighboring suburb of Grosse Pointe is 90% white. Why be aware of this in our age when it’s a non-issue because the forces of lock-step conformity desire the image of one big happy American family undivided by class or race to stand unchallenged?

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

Certainly, not all the boarding schools that attracted or pulled in Native Americans were bad, just as not all Catholic priests molest children. This is not a zero-sum argument that drags an entire system into the mud, but we have to recognize that these things were done in our fathers’, grandfathers’, and other distant relatives’ names and that this long history of abuse has likely left us with biases that are still structurally inherent in how things work in modern America.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

Now consider that in Tule Lake, California, from 1942 to 1946, there was a Japanese Internment Camp, the largest in America, with 18,000 prisoners. We are not talking just adults; nearly half the population were children, some just a few days old. They lived there for four years, and some of the survivors would be in their 80s today; so much for ancient history, huh? Just as we’ve erased our other embarrassments, we’ve moved to take away the evidence of wrongdoings so plausible deniability can present itself as fashionable modernism. We can live in the moment without a nagging past in which people in the United States were intentionally disadvantaged. It is only the “Woke” who want to keep these things alive instead of people picking themselves up by the bootstraps like real Americans always have. People who want justice only want a handout, welfare, or to shame white people out of revenge.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

Learn what we want you to, replace your individuality and culture so you better integrate, and we’ll ensure that when you return to your people, your community will come undone into absolute dysfunction rife with malaise as the glue of belonging to something unique is destroyed. This is how we’ll break you and then blame you that even with the best of our guidance, you still have chosen the bleak path of laziness, regardless of how much your community is economically disadvantaged.

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

I was never taken away from my parents and placed in a boarding school where Catholic disciplinarians shook fingers (and instruments of corporal punishment) at my wayward ways and foretold of my future of hellish existence if I didn’t conform to the principles of the white man and his god. I don’t know what it was like to cry myself to sleep without a family member to turn to for emotional support, feeling like my mother had abandoned me to the wolves. Or might you think this was like summer camp just without lakes, canoes, the forest, or the chance your family would pick you up in two weeks?

St. John's Indian School and Catholic Church in Laveen, Arizona

This is not about being “Woke” it’s about recognizing that communities that have been repressed and isolated for centuries do not recover in 20 or 30 years. Traditions led by dominant forces are able to persist for centuries, and change only happens when average people no longer want to bear witness to the crimes, such as when Martin Luther translated the bible in an act of defiance. Those who are woke today are attempting to act in defiance, and those who benefit from the status quo are fully aware of what’s at risk if things change because change often sweeps away bad actors. Good thing the bad actors of our age have PR companies that are able to control narratives using the arms of media to subdue contrary opinions, such as the truth.

Somewhere south of Laveen, Arizona

I get it; the dominant culture and ruling class love the perceived stability they’ve created for themselves, and as long as everyone else stays in their lane, life will be perfect. It will be perfect because that’s what we are selling you if only you would position yourself in the winner’s seat and do as we tell you. Do you want to win the game with us? Or do you want to sit there and whine in your poverty, isolation, and total disenfranchisement that actually and, in all honesty, absolutely blocks you, but that’s beside the point and isn’t part of the narrative anyway? That kind of knowledge is toxic, so we’ll call it “Woke” and be done with it. I know full well I’m on the winning side and that the life Caroline and I have is one of great fortune, and I don’t entertain the idea that everyone can be pulled from the flood waters of poverty and discrimination, but sometimes I feel that we’re not even trying anymore to throw the disadvantaged a lifesaver. If you are a minority in America, there’s a likely chance you’ve been fouled, and the referee is nowhere to be found.

Somewhere south of Laveen, Arizona

You might even think your world is on fire, smoldering as the flames move closer and closer to destroying the fragile threads barely kept together in your impoverished and/or marginalized existence.

Gila Bend, Arizona

Fortunately for me, I’ve run out of photos from St. John’s that I wanted to share and can move on to the slow decay of the declining town known as Gila Bend, Arizona.

Gila Bend, Arizona

Trust me when I tell you that I love decay, not of the mind, but when it comes to small towns, there’s a kind of charm and intrigue that arrives with the collapsing economy. Big cities on the other hand, when economic malaise takes over, become the breeding ground of a blight ripe for criminal activity to fill the void. That’s a different kind of scary compared to the type that arrives with poking one’s head into a dilapidated old building, wondering if a hobo has taken up residence.

Gila Bend, Arizona

In this case, there is no building to poke a nose into – while the steps into the storefront remain, there is nothing to walk into.

Gila Bend, Arizona

Why do bits and pieces remain behind, such as part of the entry, the sign, a filled-in swimming pool, and an empty jacuzzi that’s just baking in the sun? Somebody came in here and made an effort to haul the majority of stuff away while leaving these things. I’m perplexed.

Gila Bend, Arizona

While I’m compelled to look into refrigerators of abandoned properties, I’m reluctant to gaze into the receptacle of human waste, but that doesn’t mean I don’t take a gander as though what I might find could convey something of interest.

Gila Bend, Arizona

I think I heard someone in the bathroom…just kidding.

Gila Bend, Arizona

Was there a time when a TV in your room cost extra? What did they mean by “Free 19-inch Color TV?”

Gila Bend, Arizona

In a country where land is so plentiful, we just abandon one location, leave everything there as it’s too expensive to carry away, and build new just down the street. But when it comes to housing for the poor, the land is too expensive, and everyone screams, “Not In My Back Yard.”

Gila Bend, Arizona

Three deserted gas stations in town? There may have been more, but these were the only ones I photographed.

Gila Bend, Arizona

How many more years will all of this remain in place?

Gila River Arts & Crafts in Sacaton, Arizona

Looking at the map of this trip, I can only wonder why I took such a peculiar circuitous route, ending up in Sacaton, where I visited the Gila River Arts & Crafts Center. This part of the day was absolutely neglected in the original post. I visited Google to learn more about the museum and gift shop but information about this place is next to non-existent. It turns out that the building was razed not too long after my visit and while the plot of land was scheduled to have something new built there, that is yet to materialize.

Gila River Arts & Crafts in Sacaton, Arizona

The Gila River Japanese Internment Camp has been off-limits to visitors for a long time, and even had it been open, there’s very little left aside from some foundations, but the exhibit here at the center was well presented. There’s the Huhugam Heritage Center in nearby Chandler, run by the Gila River Indian community. Maybe the exhibit ended up there, but their brief opening hours (six hours over the course of three weekdays) make it nearly impossible to visit with Caroline. Add to this, there are no photos allowed in the museum.

Gila River Arts & Crafts in Sacaton, Arizona

Sadly, I’ve rarely been able to bring myself to buy anything at these places as one never knows what is made for mass consumption in other countries and what’s stylized in such a way to make a purchase more palatable to the tourists, and so I simply don’t want any Native American artifacts that we’re not purchasing as art. Caroline does recall that I brought home several types of tepary beans, though.

Gila River Arts & Crafts in Sacaton, Arizona

And that was my day of wandering around things that all go away.

Drive-in

Superior, Arizona

Notice of Update: Attention, readers browsing these ancient blog entries from yesteryear! On occasion, such as here in the summer of 2023, I review these old musings, more specifically, the photo directories their images were taken from. In the case of this post, and as you can read in the title, this one was about a drive-in theater. As such, there was one photo, now deep below, featuring the movie screen, and that was it. Obviously, quite a bit more was explored on this day. This update is my attempt to fix things or make them worse, depending on your perspective. Without further ado, let the monkey dance.

Superior, Arizona

Who thought it was a good idea to remove decrepit old buildings that benefit those of us looking for creepy spaces to stick our noses and cameras into? Back in 2005, I hadn’t yet started collecting souvenirs from these derelict black widow-infested places on the verge of falling down. In my mind, I was being respectful, but not only that, this is private property and it was already bad enough that I was likely trespassing. All someone needed to see was that I was also stealing during my intrusions.

Superior, Arizona

There’s a fine line between junk and treasure, but after all of this is scraped off the land (which in 2023 is still empty), there is no more ability to determine or document the value of any of it.

Superior, Arizona

A bit further down the road, but still in Superior, Arizona, I check out a bunch of long-forgotten cabins that amazingly had not been vandalized.

Superior, Arizona

What’s in the fridge? Dipping into these spaces, I was and am always aware that I don’t want someone to come around the corner while I’m occupied with something that puts me in a position where I’m trapped from making a quick escape and thus avoiding the knife blade of the psycho-squatter or the shotgun blast of the person asking if I’d seen the non-existent No Trespassing sign. Thus, no photo was taken after moving the wood pieces so I could open the stove (to find the dismembered head of some victim) or the fridge (where other body parts certainly were packed and waiting for me to spew vomit on them).

Superior, Arizona

Don’t think I’m not tempted to grab those curtains, give ’em a wash, and hang them up in our bathroom. Check out the attention to detail of the seamstress who put those curtains on a sewing machine, doing her utmost to avoid uniformity in the cut and layout, thus playing subliminal games on the occupant of the room who couldn’t be certain why things felt off.

Superior, Arizona

The cracked mirror is revealing the secret; can you see it?

Superior, Arizona

Back in the day, America had land, and it could be used for cabins as the rate of return and profit margins for larger investors and property managers were not the sole operating model. By 2023, America is a greed economy, and this was obviously well underway back in 2005, but still, I can’t help but lament the ugly turn our country has taken on its lemming path into the oblivion of wealth concentration.

Superior, Arizona

From the outskirts of town, I arrive in the downtown mecca of what was once a thriving mining town. Now Superior crumbles.

Superior, Arizona

Some years after 2005, the historic Magma Hotel was saved from ruin and rebuilt. This should have been awesome news, except its nightly price of about $180 with no other amenities in the town of Superior made this an equation too difficult for us to figure out, and so it is likely that we’ll never stay in this place less than 80 miles from home.

Superior, Arizona

Consider that the median income in 1966 was $6900 per year or $3.13 per hour. You could rent a room at Motel 6 for $6, which represented less than 2 hours of work for a majority of Americans. In 2023, the median income is $70,784 per year or $32.17 per hour putting a room well off the beaten path at the equivalent of nearly 6 hours of work. Considering that I can find rooms on the rim of the Grand Canyon at Bright Angel Lodge this year for as little as $90, there’s something going wrong with private enterprise or is it private equity?

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

Opened in 1920 and closed in 2000 due to declining enrollments, this is the old Superior High School building that was apparently about to be renovated. At the time, I had no idea what for, but I just learned that it serves as a location for community events and is on the National Register of Historic Places.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

As I got out of the car to photograph the school, I saw a vehicle at the side of the building and an open gate. I walked over and yelled out for whoever it was that was working here today. Politely, I asked the guy while simultaneously showing him my camera and explaining my interest in historic places if I could grab a quick photo inside; he welcomed me to go wherever I’d like to, on my own.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

The first seniors graduated from Superior High School in 1921, when some unknown-to-me students who were just turning 18 years old were about to enter the workforce or go off to university. On the day I was here on campus, those students would have been 100 years old and had most likely passed away. I considered the chances that one of those teenagers washed their hands here at a sparkling new sink, excited that the next day they’d be free of high school and ready to take on the world where radio broadcasts were getting more common, motion pictures were about to spread like wildfire with the advent of the “talkies” during the 20s, and owning an automobile was about to become the standard. Standing there in the school lavatory, they couldn’t have imagined how rapidly life was about to change.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

Now here I am in 2023 asking Google’s artificial intelligence called BARD on the internet if there was anyone of note from Superior, Arizona, and it told me of Glenn Goold who played Major League Baseball; Donna J. Haraway, a feminist science studies scholar and emerita professor of history of consciousness at the University of California, Santa Cruz; Sandra Smith, a judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit; futurist and author Duane Elgin; and Jeff Carney who is a professional poker player with winnings totaling over $10 million. Not only were they all from Superior, but they all appeared to have graduated from this very high school.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

These high school documents from prior to 1945 had finally outgrown their utility and were simply left behind, like the memories of those they once belonged to.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

Because I’m writing this update in 2023, I can make snarky comments such as this is what the future of school libraries will look like if the Republicans have their way regarding their outmoded policies about banning books. Back in the 1920s, when this school was built, books were the path to all knowledge, innovation, and building futures. Today, they are intrusions into the wealthy, maintaining a stupid subservient population of idiots blinded by the banality of a fascist media that distributes stupidity.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

The laughter is gone, the budding romance of a couple of students is long forgotten, and the hated teachers are resting in their graves.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

Those who stood here in the early morning closing lockers could have never imagined a day when the halls of their alma mater would lay silent for years.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

As the school is now a community events center, I hope this old gymnasium has seen a few more basketball games to remind the walls what it once sounded like when kids chased back and forth, hoping to get the ball in the hoop and score a couple of points for their team.

Superior High School in Superior, Arizona

The poster for the class of 2001 still hangs on the door as of 2005 when I was walking the empty halls.

The Apache Drive-in theatre in Globe, Arizona

Also, as of 2005, the Apache Drive-in in Globe, Arizona, was one of four operational Drive-ins left in the state.

The Apache Drive-in theatre in Globe, Arizona

We had vowed for years to come see a movie here one day, but the theater closed permanently in 2013, and we missed our chance.

The Apache Drive-in theatre in Globe, Arizona

Some of us have fond memories of these speakers that hung in our cars.

Globe, Arizona

My exploration on this day continued for a bit longer in Globe before turning around to head back to Phoenix.

Miami, Arizona

But not before a stop in Miami, Arizona.

Miami, Arizona

In every small town in America Caroline and I have ever visited, there exists hope that someday remote work and a shifting employment landscape would work in favor of these decaying, once glorious places that could benefit from some revitalization, but after 25 years of seeing the continuing decline, I think we realize that one day they’ll be removed from the map while humanity congregates in cities where the majority of jobs are. Remember, I’m writing this in 2023; my vision wasn’t that prescient in 2005.

Miami, Arizona

This rooster is long dead, and nobody cares; why should it be any different when it comes to places off the beaten path?

Miami, Arizona

Where did those doors lead to back when there was something to step out to?

Miami, Arizona

These golden orange poppy flowers are everywhere in Miami.

Miami, Arizona

To this day, if I were a rich man, I’d buy this building and turn it into a home and creative space for Caroline and me.

Miami, Arizona

And this is exactly what our refrigerator would look like. Oh wait, this is our refrigerator. No, it’s not. I was kidding, but from the state of the rotting food in it, I’d guess the people who had been living here had not been gone all that long.

Miami, Arizona

Wandering in other people’s memories is a wonderful pastime for me.

Miami, Arizona

And this brings to a conclusion my exploration of not only these old towns but whatever recollections I have of this day.

Pink and Red

Pink flowers blooming on a tree at the Chinese Cultural Center in Phoenix, Arizona

Driving around Phoenix today, I stopped at the Chinese Cultural Center to check on shopping, restaurants, and how the area is doing in general. The buildings, with their Chinese-style designs, make for a great contrast in our city of cookie-cutter genericness. As usual, the site is not busy, but this makes for a nice, quiet walk around the perimeter of the facility next to the ponds and blooming spring growth.

Chinese Cultural Center in Phoenix, Arizona

Update: The above was my original post as it was shared on March 29, 2005, but in 2023, we’ve developed time travel, and now I’m back in the past writing with hindsight. Not only did the future hold the potential for fatter bandwidth, but quantum teleportation across the time divide surprised us all. Regarding news from the period I’m currently living in, there’s talk about Mark Zuckerberg from TheFacebook.com and Elon Musk at PayPal (if you are reading this in 2005) getting into a UFC-style ring to fight one another; what you might be surprised about is that they are two of the richest people on earth in 2023.

Chinese Cultural Center in Phoenix, Arizona

By 2022 all of the Chinese influence on the Chinese Cultural Center would be stripped away. Fountains, gates, ponds, trees, and ornamentation were removed by the new owners of the property to ensure Phoenix was maintaining its boring facade of generic bullshit. Of course, I should point out that the restaurants and grocery store at the center of the complex never performed very well in a city not known for its cultural curiosity.

Pueblo Grande Museum in Phoenix, Arizona

Someday, Phoenix will look just like the Pueblo Grande ruins at the museum formerly named after them. I say formerly because, as of 2023, the archeological site has been renamed S’edav Va’aki Museum. S’edav Va’aki means “central mound” in the O’odham language and is more appropriate for what the site represents.

Pueblo Grande Museum in Phoenix, Arizona

All of Phoenix, Arizona, is a simulation of what it has been like over time, meaning life other than lizards has been wiped off the desert while endless series of cinderblock walls separated by asphalt streets along with some sterile recreations of what homes looked like will be all that remains as the city had to be depopulated due to running out of water. Even the golf courses are gone. To be honest, 2023 sucks.

Pueblo Grande Museum in Phoenix, Arizona

At least the ancestral peoples of the Southwest left us art; we left destruction, though we can now time-travel to accelerate the demise of humanity as we try to force the hand of God to offer us the Second Coming.

Pueblo Grande Museum in Phoenix, Arizona

The lines on the Cylindrical Vessel were deciphered in 2019 by Kary Mullis, the 1993 winner of a Nobel Prize for Chemistry for his invention of the polymerase chain reaction (PCR). Prior to his death later that year, Mullis discovered that the lines were easily read like a kind of vinyl record and told the story of how white people pretending to be gods were going to lay waste to everything they touched while the bowl on the right offers the formula for time travel. You win some, you lose some.

A man on the street in front of the Phoenix Art Museum in Arizona

Before the fall of the Phoenix area, an omen in the form of Lee Ving from the punk band Fear appeared on the streets of our city. It is said he carried the tools of destruction in that backpack. Whatever it was, the waters of the Colorado River and the aquifers below the state were all dry. Maybe my trip into the past should have been to place a banana peel in his path, thus possibly thwarting his fiendish plan.