Another Southwest Experience

Breakfast at Baja Cafe in Tucson, Arizona

Breakfast entered the charts under the category of “wow” and, for the umpteenth time, triggered the big question: why are we living in Phoenix again? Baja Cafe in Tucson appeared on a number of Best Breakfast” lists. We thought Five Points Market & Restaurant was brilliant, and it was, but Baja Cafe ups the ante with some uniquely inspired creations, such as their variations on eggs benedict. From their menu, I’ll just share their exact description of the dish pictured:

Brisket Caramelo – Grilled crisp Caramelos stuffed with shredded brisket, tomatoes, chorizo, cheddar, and Jack cheese. Topped with two strips of corn husk smoked bacon, fire-roasted diced green chile, and two poached eggs. Finished with a combination of New Mexican red chile sauce and a smoked gouda cheese sauce, pico de gallo, cotija cheese, and pickled onions.

Last night at El Charro, upon hearing us talk about breakfast options in Tucson, our server recommended Baja Cafe and told us that one of his favorites there was the corned beef hash, so Caroline ordered it. We shared both plates and agreed that the corned beef hash was the best we’d ever had, while this play on eggs benedict will hopefully bring us back to try some of the other variations of this otherwise staid dish. After breakfast, it was time to hit the road.

South of Tucson heading to Sonoita, Arizona

Leaving Interstate 10 in Vail in the direction of Sonoita on Highway 83, there were a couple of glimpses of sun, but for the most part, the sky just grew cloudier.

Heading to Sierra Vista, Arizona

Even before leaving Tucson, we were drawn into the snow-covered mountains surrounding the city, with the exception of the west. The mountains in the other three directions had a healthy dusting of snow, which, for us central Arizona desert dwellers, is a sight for dry eyes. I had figured that the snow was going to be unique to Tucson, but I was wrong as seen right here just outside of Sonoita looking at Mount Wrightson.

Sierra Vista, Arizona

Our old friend Mal de Puerco joined us in the car, and under the gray skies with our seat heaters on, we needed a stop in Sierra Vista for coffee lest we find the car driving itself over the tan grasses more suited for grazing cows than napping pigs. The forecast calls for sun in the afternoon, and so before that, we’ll just mosey along with nary a concern about what to do next, except Caroline is nudging me that our 10-minute coffee stop has now stretched into nearly 30 minutes, so off we go on our trip further south. The mountain on the left is Miller Peak in Hereford, flanked by Carr Peak on the right.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

It was almost a coin toss regarding visiting Bisbee or Coronado National Memorial, but Coronado won since we couldn’t remember being there in the past 20 years. It turns out that it’s been almost exactly 20 years since our last visit because my blog showed us that it was back in May 2003 that we were last down here. Two things: back on the left, you can see a hint of blue sky, but the elephant in the room is, why is this sign reading “Smuggle + Flee = Jail” right before the entry to the park?

Caroline Wise at Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

Ten years ago, in a land far, far away stood the imposing figure of Caroline the Warrior donning simulated battle gear at the Frankfurt Historical Museum, but today, we are in the land of Get Real, and you put on an authentic recreation or just get lost. Chain mail armor is heavy-duty stuff with an emphasis on heavy. After getting Caroline into that metal shirt, which felt like it weighed 30 pounds, followed by the mail coif over her head, she opted for the helmet of the Kniggits instead of the more fashionable mohawk style she wore in Germany. Click that link in the top line and scroll down to see what I’m talking about. It turned out that her glasses helped the helmet stay put because after she took them off, the weight of the steel helmet fell onto her nose.

Caroline Wise at Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

But with that, she was now angry enough at what I was putting her through that she was able to channel a fierce rendition of one of the soldiers traveling with Francisco Vazquez de Coronado back in 1540. Anyone else in the visitors center might have thought us drunken fools from our boisterous laughter. We were locked in side-splitting fits of laughing, the kind that starts to take your breath away and pulls tears from your eyes.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

We expected the gray weather to continue, but after indulging in that roaring laugh attack, the weather gods must have recognized that we were ready for joy because when we went back outside, the sun had come out and stayed with us. The view is of Montezuma Peak behind the visitor’s center.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

Armed with a Junior Ranger booklet, we took off to see how far we could get on Joe’s Canyon Trail, how far because when I enquired about steep dropoffs on the trail, I was told there might be a couple of spots.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

Somehow, I managed to get past this constriction, probably because I’d not had enough of the trail yet, and after more than a couple of months without any hiking, I desperately wanted some serious nature time, and with the weather cooperating, we needed to persevere.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

The views up here were spectacular, but after our time on this trail, we would drive up higher towards Coronado Peak and capture even better views of mostly the same sights, so I’m saving what’s out on the horizon until we get there.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

We made it to about 600 feet of the 1000 feet of elevation gain Joe’s Canyon Trail should have delivered when I reached the limit of my ability to handle the narrowing trail, and at about 1.5 miles, we turned around for the hike back to the visitors center.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

After our hike, we drove up to Montezuma’s Pass for what we would have both sworn was our first visit to this particular vantage point, but my blog would prove us wrong.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

I hadn’t planned on taking our new car on dirt roads quite yet, but there we were at the base of the mountain, facing the choice of babying our pristine Kia Niro with only about 500 miles on it or seizing the day and conquering the mountain on a narrow rocky dirt path to Montezuma Pass and the Coronado Overlook just past that.

Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

We were on a race against time as the visitors center down below was going to close at 4:00 and Caroline had to turn in her junior ranger booklet before that.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

Good thing there was still time to take a selfie up here. The majority of the view behind us is looking into Mexico; I think it’s making me look old.

Caroline Wise at Coronado National Memorial in Hereford, Arizona

Caroline made it, meaning not only were we on time, but she possibly answered everything correctly. I say possibly because not a concern was paid about what she scrawled in the booklet which is unfortunate as she really makes an effort to do justice to the questions which, while aimed at children, require a serious bit of work. Her enthusiasm shows how seriously she is taking the honor of being sworn in as a junior ranger, even if it’s her 100th badge.

Miracle Valley, Arizona

This is the Miracle Valley Bible Church and the site of a shootout between church members and law enforcement that occurred over ten years before the much more famous incident in Waco, Texas, involving the followers of David Koresh. Seeing this again today had me wondering what happened to the photos I took of this place a few years prior, and it turns out that I glossed right over them then because I was still deep in working on the blog posts that were detailing the last trip to Europe we had only returned from in the days prior to visiting Bisbee. Back then, in 2019, I had been invited onto the property by a gentleman who walked along with me, explained a few things about the site, and then allowed me to wander around and take photos. It’s about time for me to share those and get working on that post as soon as I’m done with documenting this weekend.

Miracle Valley, Arizona

This is what remains of the Palominas Trading Post in Hereford that at one time hosted a gas station back when gasoline was only $1.42 a gallon, and, according to the bleached sign on the west side of the building, this was also a diner. Google StreetView shows the place still open in 2008, but sometime shortly after that, the sign fell down, the newspaper and ice machine disappeared and it has since remained empty. Coldwell Banker has been trying to unload the 2.3 acres and 2,700 sqft of decrepit buildings out in the middle of nowhere for $219,000. How this is valued at more than $1000 is beyond my imagination.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

We had one more stop to make today before checking into the Gadsden Hotel down in Douglas and thought we should consider making a reservation for dinner just so they knew were desiring a table. We are at Whitewater Draw in McNeal, Arizona, where last year we saw tens of thousands of Sandhill Cranes; today, we see hundreds, but that’s good enough.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

The barn that had been standing near the parking lot on the left last year has since blown down. It was also where the WIFI router for the Crane Cam was housed, so we had no way of looking at the scene prior to our arrival and finding out if the cranes were even on hand. Sadly, the front desk at the Gadsden also didn’t know the status of the birds.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

There were lots of ducks plying the shallow waters but getting a photo of one of them was difficult, near impossible, as they had their heads submerged under the surface the majority of the time.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

The shadows should let you know that it’s now late in the day, while the inability to see a millimeter into the water suggests it might be turning into a mud puddle in the next week.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

Good thing we got a reservation for 7:00 p.m. as we had time to hang out and were rewarded with seeing murmurations of the yellow-headed blackbirds. While we came for the sandhill cranes, it was those little yellow-headed birds that stole the show today.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

There’s a speck on the left that is one of the few remaining cranes flying away from the lake today, but that’s not what we were focused on; it was the sky and the reflections on the surface of the water.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

With sunset happening at about 6:20 p.m., I thought we’d have enough time to reach Douglas since it was only about 30 minutes away, but as we made our way towards the parking area, we saw and heard that a very large party of those Yellow-headed Blackbirds were making a commotion to the south of where we’d been. There were thousands of them jostling for branch space on a section of the lake in the late-day shadows.

Whitewater Draw Wildlife Area in McNeal, Arizona

Only a tripod and an F/1.2 aperture lens would have possibly delivered a decent photo of those quick-moving little birds that were darting here and there before the thrush of hundreds of them would lift off simultaneously and readjust the position in ways we cannot begin to understand. Time to go south to our accommodation on the Mexican border.

Once we got to dinner, we were surprised to find that Cesar, who served us breakfast last year nearly to the day, was to be our server for dinner. When I saw him walk up, I remembered him immediately; it took him a solid 15 seconds to rebuild the memory. Cesar lives in Mexico and is still studying to be a nurse, just as he was last year. He’s since purchased a mirrorless camera and is getting deeper into photography.

Our room is a suite, and it’s spectacular. While my eyes are growing heavy as I try to get the more important impressions and details written down, Caroline has been luxuriating in the whirlpool in our room, and though I wish I could have been more prolific with the words, my eyes are falling shut as I push the computer to the side.

Going South, Again!

Desert south of Phoenix, Arizona

Bought a new car, check. Cleaned apartment, check. Filled the tank and picked up water, check. Time to get out of town not only to inaugurate the car for road trips, but we are also running out of February and haven’t made a proper getaway this month. Today, shortly as a matter of fact, this is being rectified. I’m currently at Starbucks, awaiting Caroline’s call to fetch her so we can get this show on the road.

This was all put together rather frantically last night in the minutes before we walked into a nearby theater to watch an anniversary showing of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Caroline suggested we could head down to Douglas, Arizona, for bird watching, a stay at the magnificent Gadsden Hotel, and to get in some hiking. What didn’t fly was her idea that we could leave Saturday morning; nope, we’ll leave Friday after work, grab a room in Tucson so we can have dinner at El Charro Steak & Del Rey, and then in the morning we, could hit Five Points Market & Restaurant if we are still around when they finally open at 8:00. Lucky us, El Charro had a high-top still available for reservation so we jumped for it. There are other things I’ve already put to the side we’ll be exploring, but I’ll wait to share those details until we are underway and out goofing off.

Well, I’m still sitting here longer than I thought I would and so I went hunting for breakfast alternatives as that 8:00 opening wasn’t sitting well with me. Then again, we might sleep in, and that could work out, but I discovered the Baja Cafe is a highly-rated place that opens at 6:00, so we might be better served to get things moving early. It’s nice to have options. Regarding options, AllTrails has been consulted, and if all goes well, we’ll venture out into at least a couple of hikes.

Sunset over Casa Grande, Arizona

Drats, while we were driving south on Interstate 10, we saw one of the famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles moving north. It was in sight and gone before we could snap a photo, but there it was joining the list of legendary things we’ve seen with our own eyes while out in America. Sadly, we were traveling in the opposite direction and checking their schedule; wherever that one was going, the Phoenix area was not on the list, so there was no chance of getting a Wiener Whistle this time.

Our luxury accommodations were not at the cheapest place in town; those would have been further south, and the one place priced at $38 a night was hard to pass up, but we situated ourselves as close to El Charro as budget would allow, meaning we were on the other side of the freeway at Quality Inn for the budget deal of only $80.

John Wise and Caroline Wise in Tucson, Arizona

Such a romantic time, just walking through downtown Tucson on our way to dinner. This was our third time this year getting something to eat at El Charro, and while it was great yet again, we agree that next time, we need to stretch out and try something different. Our meal started with their tableside guacamole and continued with Caroline choosing their vegan tamales while I opted for a bone-in ribeye. We also split an order of their extraordinary crispy Brussels sprouts.

On the way back to our car, we met an 18-year-old homeless girl and her dog. She was a lovely young lady who spoke of some victimization out here on the streets and told us she had been in foster care for some time. She didn’t ask for a thing which made it easy to give her a little something to feed herself and the dog unless another homeless person steals the money from her.

Once again, Caroline and I are reminded how fortunate we are.

Out With The Old – In With The New

2019 Kia Niro

Back in 2008, we drove a rental Prius while on vacation up in the Pacific Northwest; a few years later we bought one. That car served us well until the end of 2018 when, without any credit card debt or car payment, things started looking peculiar regarding our credit rating and we quickly realized that we were being penalized for not carrying any debt, so we traded the Prius. We would have grabbed another Toyota hybrid but they were sold out. Looking for another car led us back to Kia. We’ve owned a few of them over the years along with a number of Hyundais, and we’ve always had good experiences with these Korean cars. Within 24 hours of encountering a dramatic change to an interest rate, we were driving a new 2019 Kia Niro that cost us $28,700 while the offending credit card was canceled.

Four years and 78,000 miles later, we were ready to trade in our Niro as we were approaching the end of making payments on it, and we didn’t want to fall afoul of the credit rating agencies. At the moment we decide to buy another car and are about to finalize the deal, we become horribly attached to the vehicle that is about to go away. You see, a car for us is not just a means to live in the city, it is a thing that has carried us to adventures, oceans, trails, museums, concerts, and into a good number of books because Caroline has been reading out loud the titles we’ve decided to share in the car. For us, the car becomes an experiential tool for uncovering adventures and so many memories are attached to it, but as we all know, change is the spice of life.

2023 Kia Niro

At first glance, it may not be obvious, but this is the same car we are leaving behind, another Kia Niro Touring model except this one is the 2023 version. While the deal was done yesterday, I didn’t pick it up until this afternoon because there were a few things that needed to be done on the car before it was ready for us. Our new Niro had just been delivered and was still covered in protective tape and because it was late in the day on Sunday afternoon before financing was complete, we’d have a slight delay in taking possession of our new car. Speaking of finance, this updated version now costs $34,900 or thereabout. The car is smoother and quieter, features updated smart cruise control and other driving conveniences in addition to some rudimentary self-drive functionality. We had to purchase a spare tire as we didn’t want to rely on the TMK or Tire Mobility Kit which is now standard equipment.

While we’ve only had the car some hours as I write this, it’s definitely an improvement and appears to get a few more miles per gallon compared to our other Niro so it feels like a win. In retiring the old car, we are also moving on from our old plate that read FIBER, which references Caroline’s love of the fiber arts. Our new plate is chosen and it’s available but I’ll wait on sharing it until we have it in our possession. Now the hard part of all this begins, where are we going for an inaugural road trip?

A Day of Oscar Shorts

Oscar Shorts Poster

Who cares what we might think about the Oscar contenders for best short films? I’m not so sure I’m invested enough to write this, but with travels being so light this year, I don’t have much of anything else to share so why not this? Not to imply I’m not writing or doing stuff but those behind-the-scenes things don’t always warrant the granular microscope.

So here we were out in Peoria, Arizona, at 11:00 in the morning ready for nearly 6 hours of short films over the next 8.5 hours. First up were the documentaries and the first one was a bomb titled How Do You Measure a Year? about a father interviewing his daughter on her birthdays from age 2 to 18 that could only have been included for consideration due to a single answer that his daughter gives when she’s two years old and dad asks her what she thinks “power” is. She ultimately tells him that it’s “her vagina.” Subtitles tell you she had figured dad asked what “powder” is and her answer was about where to put it. Off on the wrong foot. While the idea is a nice gimmick of doing something for our children, it is not Academy Award material.

The Elephant Whisperers was better by a wide margin, allowing hope for the rest of the films yet to be seen. This short film shows an Indian couple raising an orphaned elephant in an elephant camp/reserve. Caroline enjoyed this film, but it was a bit too anthropomorphized for me. Also, this is yet another reflection that tragically, animals are being squeezed out of their natural existence and humans must become their caretakers if animals are to have a place in our world.

Stranger At The Gate, the next film, was beyond the pale of insulting. Ex-Marine bent on killing a bunch of innocent people dips into the local mosque to case the joint and finds god and community so he abandons his terroristic thoughts. WTF. The Martha Mitchell Effect was a good documentary about a kick-ass woman lost in the passage of time whose reputation is being rehabilitated after she was marginalized in the typical 1970s fashion that implied that strong women could only be crazy and hysterical.

Haulout, set in Siberia, looks at a colony of 100,000 walruses who must turn to land because there is no sea ice to haul themselves onto, which 10 years earlier was the norm. This is a small reflection of a remote situation where climate change is ruining environments and demonstrating that we humans are contributing to mass murder on an unfathomable scale.

Of the animation shorts up for Academy Award consideration none stood out other than one about a boy, a horse, a fox, and a mole that was so annoying, cloyingly sappy, and full of clichés that we should have walked out of the theater screaming in horror that such a POS was ever made. How in the world was Woody Harrelson involved with this tripe?

As with the other categories, there were 5 titles in the Live-Action Short films but I’ll only focus on the two real contenders in my eyes. They were Ivalu and The Red Suitcase and neither of them was an easy feel-good piece. Both films are gut-wrenching looks at the brutality girls are facing and both should be seen for the stark reminder of what we’d prefer to remain hidden from view. Ivalu tells the story of a young girl in Greenland, looking for her older sister who, we eventually find out, committed suicide after her dad had raped her, and The Red Suitcase follows a 16-year-old teenage girl arriving in Europe on a flight from Iran, clutching a red bag with her treasured art supplies and drawings. She had been sold as a wife to a 40-something-year-old, but by dropping her hijab she was able to slip by her would-be groom waiting for her at the gate. The tension of her nearly being caught before her final escape was riveting, but the film makes clear that this penniless girl who doesn’t speak any foreign languages is heading into an uncertain future, forced to leave everything behind, even her suitcase.

Winter Slips Away

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Phoenix, Arizona on a cold day

Winter slips away too fast when you live in the desert. We have two seasons here, summer and not-summer, and it is this not-summer that acts as our winter. By December and January, the desert sees some cold days that could be considered seriously chilly, but these are rare, and then before we know it, the days of February march ever closer into April, and while it may not yet be summer, we know it is around the corner.

Somewhere in December, it happens that one morning, we get to collect our scarves, gloves, beanies, and even a shell, but within days, we see them sitting near the door and wonder if we shouldn’t just put them back into storage.

Then, in January, it happens: the forecast predicts a cold front with the promise of temperatures in the 30s. A simultaneous shiver goes up, as does the joy that we’ll be able to bundle up for a day or two. But here comes February, and those warm clothes by the door begin to gather dust, and we lament that summer is inching closer. And then it happens again, and in mid-February, the temperature dips below 40 degrees. While we have grown accustomed to the colder days of the season, the air is dryer than usual, which means that as we doff the multiple layers, we are building life-threatening static charges that produce sparks when we touch one another or ground ourselves. But we love our version of winter and enjoy these opportunities to wear long pants, wool, and thick socks.

During the evening, our bed is covered with a down comforter that, no matter the chill in our place (we keep the heater turned off as much as possible), always keeps us comfy and cozy within its snuggly embrace. The seat heaters in our car get a good workout these days, too, with butts the first thing warmed as we leave for the morning. If only the seats and steering wheel were cooled as the 110-degree days of summer soon take over.

Whoah, was that a teenager walking to the bus stop in shorts? Yep, winter is certainly slipping away.

Are You Serious?

Stupid Billboard in Phoenix, Arizona

I suppose when you know that an advertisement found on a billboard is meant to attract idiots, you might as well go low and pander to the lowest common denominator of stupid. This billboard down the street from us required an extra stop to capture just how dumb the public obviously is because who goes to Newport Beach, California, and gets on a boat to watch football?

I go to the ocean to be at the sea; we do not spend that kind of money to go watch TV; then again, we are the odd ones out, and we know it. Also odd, the model on the right was waving to someone in the original photo; you can see the incredibly poor Photoshopping of her arm, plus she’s looking to the right. [She also has kid’s legs but seems otherwise to be of comparable size to everyone else – Caroline] The guy in front of her is looking straight ahead, not at the TV, and the woman in front of him is looking left of the TV. I don’t believe any of the food was in the original image because who has a bowl of salad with three rolls on top of it placed in a position where tan sweater-man’s arm, should he let it down, would be resting in that salad? The TV is not casting a shadow from the sun that’s out in front of everyone; at least there are shadows from the models. What a crap composite, but I suppose driving by, nobody will concern themselves with those details. Heck, I didn’t see all that until I took the photo.

Hey marketing dolts, here’s an idea for you: advertise vacations in Hawaii featuring people acting like moles burrowing into the earth. This is free for whoever wants to take inspiration from my great idea; I claim no copyright to the brilliant concept.