Our worst dreams have come true on this day of evil known as 6-6-6. Late in the afternoon, Satan made his – or her – appearance, kicking up all of the sands and dust to be found from Mexico to Phoenix and blanketing Arizona with a cloud so thick and hot that if you weren’t sure before, you were certain now that you are living in hell. The sun was blotted out, our lungs seared by scorching heat and dirt, and my fellow man was wiped from the face of the earth. Jesus had come and taken away nearly everyone but me – too bad, they returned as the dust settled. Wouldn’t you know it, turns out it was your common everyday old dust storm.
