The Stick

A stick identifying a future home site

After three days on negative posts, it is time for either positivism or banality, so I’ll opt for the latter. This is a stick. A stick that identifies this area of the desert as future home sites. Nothing real spectacular about that, is there? It is just a stick with letters and numbers surrounded by dirt, little stones, and ridiculously polluted air, soiled by faceless corporate greed-meisters who poison our air for their ballooning sky-high profits used to support the man and keep the rest of us enslaved in our police state managed cage-like existences, ignorant of the true repressed lives we live, so this stick is, in reality, a reminder of the invisible stick of authority that beats us all down. Hehe.

Practice

A halloween costume featuring a Mexican kid wearing a prison uniform, is this meant as subliminal or overt stereotyping in its presentation?

Caroline and I visited a local Halloween gift store looking for a couple of cute Halloween decorations to send to her niece in Germany. Cute is not in season this year, frightening, menacing, and mangled is. Torn-off limbs, hands reaching from the grave, and spiders dropping from above are about all we find. The masks range from ax-in-the-head victims to sexy nurse’s uniforms for that once-a-year have your teen look like a cheap pole-dancing slut; oh yeah, that is already popular year-round.

My favorite costume (tongue in cheek) is this practice uniform for our Mexican population. Of course, the Tinkerbell / Angel / Princess costumes all feature a blonde smiling cutey in the get-up, and the policeman/fireman/cowboy are All-American, red-headed, freckled whippersnappers, but if you are going for more than candy this special Halloween, have your future offender get ready with some pre-teen practice of donning his prison garb early – JUST WHY DOES THIS ONE COSTUME HAVE A HISPANIC CHILD AS ITS MODEL? Next year’s popular racially insensitive costume will have your child dressing up as an Indian Call Center operator!!!

City Park

A city of Phoenix public park

Coming this winter, this Phoenix City Park will see its grass turn brown, its trees leafless and just like in summer the park will remain devoid of visitors. You won’t find a picnic area, a barbecue, benches, or any other comforts at this park – it is a park only in name. During the summer the grounds are too hot and exposed for kids to play under the 118-degree sun. Without a single light, the park is pitch black at night. A similar park nearby was recently saved with the addition of a fenced area allowing dogs to run around with a leash, hey, how about some trees, paths, benches, and water fountains here so we humans can have a place to run around away from the leash of our homes and TV?

Return to Phoenix

Sign at Phoenix city limits welcoming people to Phoenix, Arizona

My return to Phoenix, Arizona, is proving difficult. Wanderlust and overfamiliarity with the city push against my creativity of finding images that show Phoenix in a dynamic light. There are no ethnic neighborhoods – although there are areas that are predominantly Hispanic, they are also incredibly poor. The few places where ethnic stores pop up are surrounded by chain stores in the same strip mall layout that defines the streets of Phoenix, Mesa, Peoria, Glendale, Scottsdale, Tempe, and now Gilbert, Surprise, Avondale, Goodyear, and whichever other glom-on-towns that have joined the super-metropolis. Miles and miles of roads laid out grid-style slice across an area larger than Los Angeles. Nearly every major intersection is another boring collection of a fast-food restaurant, drug store, dry cleaner, fingernail shop, video rental service, mailbox shop, a dentist, and a coffee shop punctuating block after block of cookie-cutter cloned homes. Of course, there is golf for those so inclined and sure enough, there are plenty of visitors who show up for that and a couple of malls bring in tourists and residents alike – yawn. Our lonely art museum tries but barely makes the cut, while the Heard Museum for Native American history is definitely a shining star, as is the Desert Botanical Garden. At our zoo, animals wilt in the summer bake-off. It is as though the searing heat of the desert sterilizes the minds and imaginations of the inhabitants of this forbidding land. If you ask, so why do I live here? Because when I venture outside of Phoenix I have an even greater appreciation for the beauty of the rest of the world.

Eye of the Beholder

Santa Monica Pier in Southern California

Attention: The original post only included one photo from the day. Here in November 2022, I’m updating things with an extra 14 images of the day that better represent just what we did.

We brought no clock or watch and slept in without a wake-up call. It is daylight but seemingly early as we leave the key in our room for a quick checkout. So close to the ocean, we must have a glimpse of the morning sky over the Pacific from the Santa Monica Pier.

Note: notice that cell phones weren’t yet performing these duties.

The Original Pantry Cafe in Downtown Los Angeles, California

From there, we head south to Venice Beach before turning East on city streets towards downtown Los Angeles for breakfast at the historic Original Pantry Cafe.

On a movie set in Downtown Los Angeles, California

Afterward, we spot a movie crew a few blocks away. They are setting up a location shoot for what appears to be a sci-fi or war film, so we stop to check out the action. There is no action yet, only the pestering staff who insists we don’t take photos of the set. Lights are blazing, the fake steam is pouring from the piled-up rubble, and a tank sits around the corner, ready to roar into duty. We get bored soon and leave.

Note from 2022: We came to understand it was for the Transformers movie.

Classic bridge into Los Angeles, California

Keeping with our avoidance of the freeways, our trek takes us through the old arts district of Los Angeles, where some nutty developers are trying to transform the rundown ruins of a derelict industrial area into overpriced lofts.

Lofts in Downtown Los Angeles, California

Right, buy a $1.3 million loft today, and in 15 years, the streets might be safe, the bums gone, and broken trash-strewn sidewalks repaired. The location is cool, though, and if it does work out, it actually would be sweet to have one of these places; check out these Biscuit Company Lofts.

The mountains above Los Angeles, California

Over hill and dale and up the road to the Angeles Crest Mountains, we pass a staging area where 40 or 50 Ferraris and Lamborghinis are getting ready for the drive up the same mountain pass we and our lowly Hyundai are about to climb. Thirty million dollars of Italian sportscars jam up behind us on this narrow mountain road; at the first pull-out, we take a moment to let these guys open the throttle, and engines scream as yellow and red blurs streak by.

Descanso Garden in La Cañada Flintridge, California

Back down on earth, we visited the Descanso Gardens for a couple of hours.

Descanso Garden in La Cañada Flintridge, California

I think they are called Naked Ladies, but at least we know they are lilies.

Descanso Garden in La Cañada Flintridge, California

Dahlias, but don’t go getting the idea I know my flowers very well. Here in 2022, Microsoft’s Visual Search has been dropping knowledge in my lap to make me look smart.

Praying Mantis at Descanso Garden in La Cañada Flintridge, California

This fine specimen of praying mantis just finished a nice little snack, thanks to her mate; I’ll wager you know what I’m getting at.

Descanso Garden in La Cañada Flintridge, California

In those mountains in the background, we just had our Italian sportscar and Testosterone encounter.

San Gabriel Nursery in California

The next stop was another Asian area of Los Angeles, near San Gabriel and Valley Boulevard. This is the San Gabriel Nursery – a Caroline favorite.

Five Star Laser in San Gabriel, California

My choice for shopping was Five Star Laser, where I picked up the DVD of Takeshi Kitano’s latest film, Blood and Bones.

Pizza from Shakey's in West Covina, California

Finally, we grabbed a quick lunch at Shakey’s Pizza over in West Covina.

The Donut Hole in La Puente, California

And then some donuts at the landmark Donut Hole in La Puente, California, before driving back to lackluster Phoenix, Arizona.

Little Bubbles Over L.A.

Mother's Market & Kitchen in Huntington Beach, California

Attention: The original post only included one photo from the day. Here in November 2022, I’m updating things with an extra 16 images of the day that better represent just what we did.

We started our day in southern California with breakfast at Mother’s Market & Kitchen in Huntington Beach, California.

Asian Garden Mall in Westminster, California

Little Saigon, as it’s known, is home to the Asian Garden Mall in Westminster. We are here to check out some of the 300 or so Asian stores nestled between 100s of other shops surrounding the mall, all with signs in various Asian languages. Protest signs critical of Vietnam’s government and voting signs for Asian candidates abound.

Asian Garden Mall in Westminster, California

But inside the mall, it was time for shopping and eating.

Asian Garden Mall in Westminster, California

Statues of Chinese figures and Thai elephants, menus without a word of English – it is easy to get lost amongst the noise of Little Saigon and wonder for a moment if you are still in the Los Angeles area.

The Lab Anti-Mall in Costa Mesa, California

Next door in Costa Mesa, we visit The Lab, which claims to be an Anti-Mall. The Lab is a small collection of eclectic shops offering new and used clothing, a small newsstand, shoes, hats, and sunglasses in a setting wrapped with art, a few small restaurants, a cafe, and not one major chain store.

Afterward, we meander along city streets, making our way to Watts, where we hoped to stop at the Watts Towers to take in a Drumming Festival that is taking place today, but the neighborhood is rougher than we anticipated. Prostitutes and burned-out cars dot the landscape; nearly every house has iron-barred windows and doors. Parking is at your own risk within those neighborhoods; with an out-of-state license plate on our car, we opt to keep on moving and hope for a visit in the future – using the metro.

Historic Coca-Cola Building in Los Angeles, California

Continuing via city streets towards central LA, we come upon the Coca-Cola building modeled after an ocean liner – amazing.

Caroline Wise at the Historic Coca-Cola Building in Los Angeles, California

Caroline will likely never hug a bigger bottle of Coke.

Wat Thai Temple in North Hollywood, California

We end up in North Hollywood at the Wat Thai Temple, where on weekends, small food stands offering an assortment of various Thai dishes are set up, quite affordably, as a matter of fact.

Caroline Wise at the Wat Thai Temple in North Hollywood, California

We had a terrific papaya salad, the best Thai Iced Tea we have ever had, some great coconut ice cream, and I tried durian for the first time. Durian is considered by some “the king of fruits,” but when overripe, it has the tendency to smell like soiled baby diapers. I have attempted to taste durian before but could not get past the smell. Today’s sampling of durian, however, was served on a bed of sticky rice with a lightly sweet coconut dipping sauce and, while pungent, luckily tasted quite ok.

Wat Thai Temple in North Hollywood, California

After stuffing our bellies, we wind our way over Beverly Glen Boulevard through Beverly Hills before joining Sunset Boulevard for the drive through Brentwood into Santa Monica.

California Coast

Beachside hotels were a little too pricey for us that day.

Wilshire Motel in Los Angeles, California

But we found refuge at a small cottage motel called the Wilshire Motel just a few miles from the beach for a reasonable price of $80, including tax.

Note from 2022: I’m glad I wrote this in the original post, or our first-ever visit would have been lost forever. 

3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica, California

Strolling up 3rd Street Promenade for some entertainment, window shopping, and some actual clothes shopping for Caroline at one of our favorite shops, Shiva Imports.

Sunset over Santa Monica, California

Sunset was spent on Santa Monica Beach and the pier

Caroline Wise and John Wise on Santa Monica Beach, California

What a great way to spend a day.

Soap bubble float in the late afternoon sky at Santa Monica Beach in California

Made even better with little rainbow bubbles, maybe we’re at a love rave?

Santa Monica Pier in Los Angeles, California

How can Sunday possibly compare? Just watch.