Old Birds

Caroline Wise spinning fiber to make yarn in Phoenix, Arizona

There’s a sense of delight when you look at the person you fell in love with so many years ago and take a moment to realize how deeply you are still enamored with countless aspects of who they are. There is not one thing or even a multitude of qualities I could pin my affection on regarding how I feel for Caroline. When I found myself lost in how the light was falling on her hair, shirt, and face with her gaze focused on what she was doing, I smiled inside and, in an instant, sighed upon the realization of how familiar I am with how her hands work at spinning yarn, typing, turning a page, holding a seashell, or reaching for my hand. I smiled at the single headphone in her ear as she was listening to an audiobook while the other dangled to the side so she could hear me if I talked to her. Her glasses are probably dirty because that’s their normal state, but that won’t stop her from looking up to glance at me occasionally and offer me a big warm smile with eyes that say, I love you.

As much as she appreciates putzing around at home on the weekend, Caroline also enjoys just hanging out with me, savoring her iced coffee with a splash of oat milk, joining in on the occasional conversation I strike up with people, and playing with whatever craft she’s brought along. The Fitbit on her left wrist reminds me that we were out walking earlier and that we’ll be walking again after dinner, as we probably get about 75% of our 10,000 steps a day walking together, often hand in hand. The blouse she’s wearing is a recent acquisition from Mexico because, for the past year, she’s been absolutely in love with clothes from the Mayan region of Chiapas, Mexico. Had this been 20 years ago, she might have been wearing a salwar kameez or kurti (Hindu shirt), as my wife has never been one to care about fitting in with the hip crowd while being appreciative of the diversity of global culture.

During the times we are apart, though we are never really apart because Skype is always open, so we can reach out and nudge one another with a hug or expression of love, we are still connected even if nothing is shared. There’s something about our relationship that seems to have grown in its symbiotic nature, as though we are becoming conjoined. This has me thinking about how albatrosses can spend years learning to cooperate before becoming mates for life; maybe that’s what Caroline and I are like. I was talking with ChatGPT about this, and it shared, “Albatross courtship is quite elaborate and can involve synchronized flying, mutual preening, and a variety of calls and displays. These rituals are important for forming strong pair bonds that can last a lifetime.” It also pointed out how albatrosses can spend 50 or more years together and that the oldest wild albatross, at 70 years old, is still rearing chicks, meaning it and its lifelong mate are still bonded. Yep, we are like a couple of old birds.

Winter Bed / Summer Bed

Futon guts from Futon Favorite in Phoenix, Arizona

Today, on the momentous day of taking possession of a brand new futon mattress to replace our well-worn antique, I thought I’d let you in on the nature of our sleep experience. While our travels are shared on a frequent basis, an accounting of the many hours spent horizontally has been neglected, so this is my attempt to repair that. I recently ordered a new mattress from the same guy at Futon Favorite who made our previous one, Tom Flower. I have to mention Tom because he’s the only person in Arizona handmaking these futons, and what’s more, he let me have a peek into the process. Caroline and I don’t care a hoot about box springs or memory foam and would prefer that there’s not a hint of polyester or flame retardant anywhere near our sleeping heads. Do you want cotton batting, be it organic or otherwise, double wool lining or other special requests? Futon Favorites has you covered.

Futon Favorite in Phoenix, Arizona

Somehow, our previous mattress lasted for 16 years, or maybe I should say that it existed as it should have been replaced a few years ago, but circumstances regarding where we’d be putting our heads to rest were in question, so we held out. With our backs paying the price for that delay, it finally was time to act. After having the incredible good fortune of watching Tom build one of these, I need to point out that he says I’m the very first person afforded that opportunity. Later, I was able to transport our new futon home and, with considerable difficulty, drag our old, much heavier mattress to the trash before setting up our beautiful new bed. Onward to how we dress this thing.

Bedding

Caroline and I use two configurations, one for winter and one for summer. No matter which version is currently being utilized, our bed is the coziest bed we could ever imagine and has been so forever. Well, there is one phase that is less than optimal, and that’s the one we are in now, transitioning from winter to summer. The major highlight of our seasonal shift from the hot Arizona summer to even slightly chilly evenings is when we can bring out our goose-down comforter. It gets stuffed into a jacquard loom woven flax/linen duvet cover from Portugal while our futon is covered with a flax/linen sheet used instead of a cotton sheet. Our pillowcases are handsewn by Caroline of some beautiful cotton fabric we found while out traveling. Our current set of pillowcases was made of two different fabrics, both with an ocean motif. The two sides of the pillowcase are on the left, and on the right is our blue linen duvet, and the comforter is next to it

During the winter, the heater is never needed, even when the place dips below about 55 degrees (about 13c), because we have gloves and sweaters to deal with the cold. We have a space heater in the bathroom for warming it while we’re in the shower, should you be wondering.

Linen sheet and blanket

Here in the transition zone, we only reluctantly give up the comforter while considering using the air conditioning to chill the place so it is still comfortable in our cozy nest of a bed. Being rational about the amount of electricity we use, we eschew the idea and, with heavy hearts, place the comforter in a corner near the bed just in case we find ourselves too cold to sleep well. In our spring-and-summer configuration, the linen sheet we sleep on remains the same, but now the Tischdecke is brought out of the cabinet it’s been hibernating in. “Tischdecke” is German for tablecloth, and that’s exactly what this linen blanket feels like for the first weeks. The heft of the comforter is sorely missed, but as our place starts warming with the approach of summer, it becomes impossible to sleep under it. Our summer blanket is made by the same company that makes our sheets.

Considering that nearly a third of our life is spent in bed, we have certainly cultivated a cocoon worthy of worship that serves us in heavenly ways, which have us longing for it while out traveling. When it’s time to go to bed, it’s done so knowing that within minutes, we’ll be well asleep, snuggling into the world of dreams. There might even be times that we feel we have an awkward relationship with our bed as after the love of each other, we’d both likely admit to being in love with this bed, except for the week or two getting used to the Tischdecke.

For future reference:

Bed Threads French flax linen blanket – $200

Bed Threads French flax linen flat sheet – $110

Parachute flax linen duvet cover – $270

L.L. Bean baffle-box stitch goose down comforter, queen/warm – $400

Futon Favorite handmade mattress, queen – $640

Self-Righteous Stupidity

John Wise of Phoenix, Arizona

I’m not supposed to be here sharing this mugshot of a grumpy old man; I’ve been taking a writing holiday. But if I don’t jump into splashing about and hammering on my keys in the deep end of the word pool, I’m going to drown. This break from blogging was supposed to allow me some respite from the constant nagging of saying something, but the circumstances of being out and about demand I write or lash out. Putting letters and words on the page about love and beauty would have been preferable, but that hopeful act is about to be crushed as I veer off into describing the abhorrent stupidity I’m all too frequently witnessing. I sit in public and become a reluctant listener to the asinine musings of undereducated idiots who regurgitate absurdities I feel like correcting, but their passion for vapidity will never be overcome. So I don my headphones and try to disappear into song, but every so often, something gets through, and I have to raise my eyes to be the universe’s witness to who just muttered such nonsense.

I could sit at home and isolate myself from the morass of devolving intellectual creep but I prefer turning to home in the evening to relieve myself of needing to be productive. While I’m out and about my goal is learning, be it by reading, writing, playing with music tools, photography, engaging conversation, or exploring something in nature. If I were to take to the seclusion of being safe from stupidity, other than my own, at home, I’d risk becoming a shut-in.

Certainly, I grant that it has never been uncommon to witness grotesque anti-intellectualism in all of its glorious stripes of banality, and I’ll also be the first to admit that this could well be a condition of my advancing age, but I feel that large and profound public displays of vast stupidity are becoming a mark of modernity. Maybe my sensitivity is being exacerbated by my growing awareness that the machine is quickly gaining on us humans and that; in short order, my phone will effectively be smarter than 95% of those I encounter in almost any given situation. Every day lately, I talk with ChatGPT and it’s a rare moment that I fail to be impressed with its abilities. All the while, it’s advancing by leaps and bounds even though that progress is not being made immediately available to the general public yet. So, this machine with which I converse evolves on an unseen forward trajectory while those before me are stumbling down the evolutionary ladder into dark ignorance.

To say I’m unhappy writing this is a gross understatement, but I don’t know what else to do with the seething that afflicts me when I cannot avert my senses from being abused by those who flaunt such aggressively dense ignorance. Maybe writing about it will act as a cathartic moment and exorcise these demons of the dull, but I know I’m not fooling anyone as tomorrow or ten minutes from now, the bombardment of excretory density will again fall upon my shoulders and into my senses. What’s left to do?

Leaving the moment is likely my only escape, but where can I be immune to the disease of self-righteous stupidity? The void might work, but my overall love of life lets me know that’s a bad idea. Even getting in the car is risky as it’s inevitable that someone will need to be in my space due to their impatience or incredible importance that requires them to arrive at a red light 12 feet ahead of me.

I can’t be angry about this movement towards such abysmal depths of anti-intellectualism as it’s a symptom of a frightened culture on the descent from its former heights where success bred dizziness and greed. Being humbled by the arrogance that catapulted America into a role it wasn’t prepared to carry seems the only likely outcome at this time, but I have to admit that I wasn’t really ready to see it splayed out so nakedly in my lifetime.

As I drive away from the coffee shop and get home, I realize that the thing that is different this year and maybe the past two weeks is we are not traveling as much as we did last year or even the year before, and so instead of being distracted by the writing chores of capturing our experiences, I’m spending more time in my environment where I’m intentionally not writing with the frequency I’m used to. After lunch, I think I’ll head out to take some photos of the desert bloom that’s occurring right now and see if I can’t shift my focus a small amount to help me avert my gaze from what I’d rather not see.

  • This is what I wrote just before my May Day missive that took my focus off this rant. 

Happy May Day

Saguaro bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

Something that isn’t always readily apparent is that I take breaks from writing for this blog, especially after dealing with some exceptionally long posts. In this case, it was following the 10,000 words and over 100 photos I had written about our visit to Death Valley National Park in California back in early April. Blog posts published between these bigger events are not always written in sequence; take the Frog Pond entry as an example: it was written while I was deep in carving out my thoughts about Death Valley.

I felt that I needed to take a pause as there are times that my mind falls into an intensity of writing to the exclusion of other things, and these nearly two weeks were one of those times. Last year, I wasn’t afforded any breaks due to our extensive travel schedule, but then I was prepared for the long haul. This year, we do not have such a rigorous routine ahead of us, also by choice, and so I’ve been able to “take time off” to focus on some neglected areas of life, such as music things. Today, my pause caught up with me, and the proverbial cup overfloweth.

Barrel cactus bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

When I’m writing, my deep focus on trying to find meaningful exposition has me blocking everything around me while I am gazing at my photos and looking to discover if there’s an essence of love imbued in the images that will inspire my fingers to write something eloquent. I’ve often shared with others that my morning writing routine is a catharsis and my version of the gym allowing me to work out. Failing that, I stare into our world, and what I see is a horror show where a flood of stupid spills over my senses and sends shockwaves into my ability to focus.

It was time to escape, but first, I had to put digital pen to electrons and hammer out a screed of anger, allowing my spleen a proper venting, so I wrote Self-Righteous Stupidity, and with indignation and self-loathing, I allowed myself to fall into the turmoil and torture that is often my travel companion when I’m forced to consider the ugly situation of the masses surrounding me. This opportunity to use my time as I see fit, considering I don’t have the requirement to report to a job, can be a curse at the same time; it is a blessing. At least in the course of going to work, we can console ourselves with the idiom, “The devil you know…” as we grow accustomed to our co-workers, but when every day we are confronted with the confounding heavy-handed stupidity of those likely wasting a few minutes in banal small talk, society starts to take on the appearance of failing state where only the dumb will inherit the future.

Ocotillo bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

Unhappy in my pursuit, I needed to break out and put myself back on track by channeling something meaningful to me anyway. So, I grabbed my camera and a long lens, heading out into a hot and windy May Day to capture some of the flowers that Caroline and I have been vibing to during our morning walks. By looking into the natural world populated by things other than people, I am allowed to expunge the distraction fraught with the ugly bits that currently obsess humanity and see the flowers and birds who just go on surviving with nary a care for the drama that consumes us bipedal idiots.

The saguaros are in bloom, as are the barrel cacti and ocotillo plants, though that’s not all because we are currently in the throes of a pollen storm as our desert transitions from cooler to hotter season. The riot of color brings with it a riot of nasal flow, but that’s okay as the pollen will start to fade while it’s transformed into a baked dust that will sit atop the surrounding desert scape until the arrival of the monsoons sends it aloft to attack us for a second time. If we are lucky, the monsoons won’t only bring high winds but will carry rain with them to just as quickly wash it all away. Venturing out into my neighborhood to take in these images is, for me, the proverbial monsoon rinsing the dry, scratchy senses left raw by the pollen of stupid people.

Cactus bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

Should you think I enjoy this brusque assault on those around me, you’d be wrong. I want to have compassion for those who can’t help themselves, but we live in an age where we can all help ourselves be better informed and not so gullible to sensationalist manufactured outrage. Until the time when we collectively awake and take to cultivating the potential we all have, I will continue the lament that our society is by and large withering in the throes of great stupidity with nothing to show for it but the ugliness of intolerance and petty-minded simpleness that is unbecoming of a species where only the fringes are in full bloom.

Frog Pond

Ground Squirrels at Reach 11 Recreation Area in Phoenix, Arizona

We’d not stopped at the Reach 11 Recreation Area here in Phoenix for quite a while and we felt that today after breakfast was a great time to take a walk, before it gets uncomfortably hot to be out in this exposed area. Everything we love about this place is much the same as it was the last time we visited, lizards, birds, ground squirrels, ants, flying insects, and as much quiet as one is likely to find considering we are in the city. There is something new though; well, not new but certainly an abundance we’d not witnessed previously: we counted no less than 6 little plastic bags of dog shit tossed to the side and 4 piles of dog shit right on the pathway abandoned by those who simply couldn’t be bothered.

Frogs at Reach 11 Recreation Area in Phoenix, Arizona

Meanwhile, over at the frog pond, the croakers were out in force. Once again, please forgive the poor quality of these photos taken with my phone but it’s the best I have to offer as I left the DSLR at home since I hadn’t considered there’d be wildlife out for our morning walk.

Easter in the Valley of Death

Being on a mini-vacation could be the opportunity to take it easy, right? Wrong, we were up by 5:30. Just as we were about to leave the Inn, Caroline took the opportunity to WhatsApp family in Germany who’d assembled for Easter dinner. However, out here in Shoshone, California, the connection is less than optimal, and the call brief. I am able to use the short delay to jot down a few things, and then we’re on our way towards Death Valley for a hike before things get too busy over there, and we need to head home to Phoenix.

The Death Valley Coyote Committee fell short, with only a single member showing up to greet us, can you tell that this otherwise wild animal has grown accustomed to approaching cars up at the main entrance to the park for meal handouts?

There’s no time to spare if we are going to get on the Golden Canyon Trail this morning, and knowing that the first part of this 5.5-mile hike draws a big crowd, we opted to head into Golden Canyon first, which would have us taking the trail we are ultimately interested in clockwise. You see, Golden Canyon is just one small part of our intended hike; our main objective is the Gower Gulch Loop Trail with a detour to the Red Cathedral. After being shocked by the crowds at Badwater yesterday, this location was running a close second for pulling in throngs of visitors. We knew that if we were going to enjoy this trail, we’d have to arrive before the masses overwhelmed the parking area with overflow parking ending up on the main road.

Our faulty memories initially thought we’d hiked this short segment with my mother-in-law Jutta, but as we got further into Golden Canyon, we realized that we’d likely never been here before, and we were well aware that even this assessment might be wrong. I could scour our previous seven visits to Death Valley to verify things, but how many hundreds, if not thousands, of photos would I have to check? As I finished writing that question, my curiosity got the best of me, and it turns out that I have over 2,000 photos that have been properly tagged with the words “Death Valley,” and I only had to scroll forward to 2008 to find that we were indeed in this canyon on a previous visit. Taken on a beautiful February late afternoon were photos of Caroline and her mom walking in a very empty Golden Canyon that we apparently had all to ourselves. Sometimes, I think things are changing in ways I don’t like, and I tend to attribute my disdain for those changes to those of a man growing grumpy and looking at the past through those proverbial rose-colored glasses, but by judging by those old photos, I see that, in fact, this national park has grown busier.

Fortunately, we are still able to find moments when we are seemingly alone and must offer gratitude that we’ve had so many previous opportunities to visit, oblivious that within little more than a dozen years, the number of people in the parks would go so high that it would interfere with our memories of what solitude meant to us and how we were able to experience it on those earlier encounters. I can’t write this without thinking that Caroline and I need to make every effort to revisit our favorite places yet again before the next burst of visitation threatens to put everything on a reservation or lottery system.

What I couldn’t really identify in my photos from 2008 was exactly how far we trekked into this canyon, but it wasn’t likely very far. My mother-in-law in tow wasn’t one with big stamina, and making surface impressions was certainly enough for her. That really means that this was all new to us, and what’s better than getting to experience something for the first time twice in a lifetime?

Our previous encounter with Golden Canyon was at 5:00 in the afternoon, while we arrived today before 8:00 in the morning hence, the shadows are falling in very different patterns. This triggers the thought that I should collect earlier photos before leaving for these trips and have them on hand so I can compare what we see with shots I took years prior and try to take them again, but what would really make that work is if I’d taken notes about the conditions regarding visitors and then I could contrast the experience from a decade or two earlier with today.

I’ve stared at these rocks a good long time trying to understand the erosion patterns. To my eye, it looks like this was uplifted just yesterday, and the sharp edges formed while it was lying down are yet to be worn down. Knowing that this wasn’t thrust into this angle in the past month, let alone a few hundred years, only adds to the mystery surrounding time and how much of it must pass before things start to appear familiar as far as eroding mountains are concerned.

To suggest that there is art here seems to imply that the rest of nature might be devoid of it; on the contrary, art is in everything and everywhere. In researching for this post, I came across a photo of the nearby Manly Beacon taken by Ansel Adams back in the 1940s, and now I’m looking at my own stuff through the filter of someone who made a serious craft of capturing the western United States, but I’m me, and this is the best I can do, and I can take great solace in knowing that I’m trying to express myself.

We think this is the Red Cathedral, and while we’ll get closer, there never was a sign pointing to a specific spot letting us know that this was it.

This, though, is Manly Beacon and that we are certain of.

That’s Telescope Peak over there.

This is Caroline Wise over here, near the end of this part of the trail. Time to connect with the Gower Gulch Loop Trail.

The first part of this trail is a bit steep, which is great with views such as this.

I’ve spotted something ahead, and it’s not the sun that is making me nervous over at the foot of Manly.

First, though we must go higher as everything changes perspective depending on from what distance you are looking at a thing. If you look at the center of the trail we are slogging up, you’ll see a couple who, in passing, told me not to worry a bit and that the object of my concern shouldn’t be one. That’s a relief.

That was until I got up on the razor’s edge, where my imagination of imminent doom stole any confidence I might have been trying to bring forward. My knees buckled, and I knew this was the end of the trail for me. I think it’s high time for me to get those trekking poles I’ve considered to give me a bit more stability and something to lean on in these situations or simply accept that I could crawl on my hands and knees to the other side. But no matter today, as panic set in and in an instant, we were on our way back down to the place whence we came.

I’m trying hard here to put on a brave face because I’m seriously and, to my core, disappointed in what I cannot do. While we’ll have accumulated 27 miles of walking and hiking over the long weekend, these turnarounds slap hard at what I want to accomplish, and it’s not just me here; I know for certain that Caroline, too, wants to see what’s out there on the other side of the trail we’ve never experienced. So, I try to suck down the pride and giant sense of failure before putting on a grimace of a smile to say to myself, “It’s okay; we can’t do everything in life we might want to do.” And anyway, we are doing a lot and know that, but still, it’s bittersweet.

Exiting the canyon, we encountered a lot more people, which was exactly what we hoped to miss by taking the Gowers Gulch trail, but looking on the bright side, finishing our time early in Death Valley means we’ll be getting home earlier than we might have otherwise.

Unless we end up stopping at a bunch of other places because we think we’re so early.

Good thing we felt flexible with our time because while out exploring one of a few areas of the saltpan, we were able to catch sight of these very fine and fragile salt filaments, which ChatGPT informed me are quite rare.

In a landscape with so few large plants, a dried-up old bush skeleton stands in stark relief of the vast space where little else interrupts the eye.

Could it be that on our way into the park/life, we take things for granted as we aim for the places that will bring glory and a sense of accomplishment, and then on the way out, we grow fearful that we’ve missed many important sites due to our myopia of not always seeing what seems to have been right in front of our faces. Looking at this rock formation, one might suddenly capture the essence of Death Valley held right here, but on closer examination have second thoughts that it holds so much relevancy. When departing places/life, moments of recognizing small details you missed take on greater significance, and possibly a little panic seeps into those fleeting thoughts, triggering you to gaze deeper. This is one of those instances.

Salt and mud crusts such as these are part of where the Devils Golf Course further north takes its name. These hard and very resilient jagged surfaces rise up over the underlying mud during wet periods, and if I were a geologist or could find a really knowledgeable source who could explain the precise action, I’d share more, but I’m coming up empty.

My fingers hover over the keyboard as I’m reminiscing how our feet are occasionally sinking and slipping in the mud out here. Gazing at that image, I’m trying to find something to say that speaks louder than the poetry of being out in the middle of a place where one can sense isolation and quiet that lingers in the small corners of the soul for a longer time than the body was present. It’s funny how people want to visit other planets when similar experiences can be had in so many places right here on the earth we live on but see so little of. We have the opportunity to walk on the surface of a sphere hurtling through space that has been evolving for billions of years to get most everything right before our arrival, and we’re already bored of it and fantasize about going to Mars so we take a photo of someone walking across its landscape with an exclamation of, “Wow, we did it.” Meanwhile, on our own space-traveling outpost, we can’t make the effort to realize the perfection we exist in every day.

Right here might be some of the precursors of the macro-minerals we are made of, including calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, chloride, magnesium, and sulfur. There might also be some of the 16 trace minerals: iron, zinc, copper, manganese, iodine, selenium, fluoride, molybdenum, boron, cobalt, nickel, vanadium, silicon, strontium, chromium, and bromine. Finally, there are other trace minerals whose role in our bodies we are still trying to figure out, such as arsenic, aluminum, barium, beryllium, bromine, cadmium, chromium, cobalt, gallium, germanium, gold, lithium, nickel, palladium, platinum, rubidium, silver, strontium, tellurium, thallium, tin, titanium, tungsten, vanadium, and zirconium. What I’m pointing out is that we consider life to be living beings (like ourselves), but without the rocks that become soil, the plants and animals that nourish other things wouldn’t have been able to give rise to us.

At first glance, I thought this was sulfur, but on reflection, I remember we didn’t smell anything that would have confirmed that. Limonite is yellow, so maybe that’s what we are looking at. Whatever it was, it was attractive enough for me to stop yet again on this trek to leave Death Valley.

I referenced the minerals that make up the human body and how we consume them from the food we eat, but the really big deal is that we are 65% water and oxygen. So, if you consider a 150-pound (68kg) person, 98 pounds (44kg) of their weight is in the form of water and oxygen. But wait, there’s more! This part might have you thinking I’m stoned as I write this, but I had never considered that when we look at H2O, it is the oxygen that makes up 89% of its weight. While this may be basic chemistry to everyone else, this is the first time I learned of this. So tell me again, why does a creature that is so reliant on soil, oxygen, and water desire to try living on a planet that is mostly dry, has only trace amounts of oxygen, and the dirt is called regolith, which means it is not soil and will need considerable work to become useful for growing food? The only answer I can come up with is that it is easier to distract people with fantastic dreams of leaving our earth instead of trying to live on it and care for it. And somehow, we believe we can make another (extremely inhospitable) planet habitable. We must be insane.

A fading sign caught my eye, necessitating a quick backup to pull over and read what I thought I had. Sure enough, those horizontal edges are remnants of shorelines from Lake Manly on what was at one time an island. We should have noticed this before as we’ve seen similar features in the Yukon, Canada, where a backed-up Alsek River flooded a valley nearly all the way to Haines Junction, leaving similar shoreline markings on nearby mountainsides. This rather large, still-visible detail allows us to easily imagine the 100-mile, 600-foot deep lake that stretched from here to points north. Just one more instance of not being able to see what’s in front of you due to a lack of knowledge or not knowing where to look.

For years Caroline has been looking for a Neopolitan ice cream sandwich as she finds the plain old vanilla to be boring. Well, we finally found one here in Baker, California, and still, she’s not happy on two counts. First, the version in Germany she grew up with uses waffles for the outside instead of the sticky chocolate cake-like stuff we are accustomed to in America. Second, she realized that if the flavors were distributed using the length of the sandwich, she’d be able to enjoy all three flavors at once.

Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System or Thermal Plant is the world’s largest bird roaster. The atmospheric glare is extraordinary to witness as we approach the (miniscule) town of Nipton, California. It’s obvious that there’s a bizarre amount of ambient light illuminating the air being reflected and directed from the strategically angled mirrors. After getting home, I was looking to learn something or other about this peculiar sight, and in one particular article, they talked of the 900-degree (482c) instant-combustion beam that has smoking birds plummeting to earth roasted if they get to close to the bad hot place. This has me thinking that these thermal plants might be avian hell because, for a bird that is innocently out and about in their normally supportive bird environment, things become instantly torturous as the sky aims to cook them alive in a blindingly fast millisecond.

Seems like it was only ten years ago that my hair was hardly gray, and now, in the right light, it looks like I have a personal thermal plant perched upon my head.

Whoa, how have we missed this Joshua tree forest out here? It turns out that we’ve not previously driven Highway 164, a.k.a. Nipton Road, and so we knew nothing of the Wee Thump Joshua Tree Wilderness. The words Wee Thump mean “ancient ones” in the Paiute language. This is the third largest Joshua tree forest on earth, as in the entire earth, and we’ve now seen these giants with our very own eyes.

And not only that, they are in bloom. We cannot say we’ve ever seen Joshua trees in bloom, so we’ll go with this being a first. In that sense, come to think of it, this is like an Easter egg, well for me at least. I’ll explain that comment in just a sec.

Not one to miss abandoned roadside America, this old “Fresh Produce” sign seemingly held fast by the saguaro was a site that needed recording. We are passing through Wikieup north of Nothing and only about 120 miles from home at this point, and it was here that Caroline found her Easter egg.

Happy Easter, Caroline! Yet another dental floss pick, an Easter egg of the best kind. You see, Caroline had been haunted by these stupid little things and sees them everywhere. They pop into her view all the time, to the point that she’s considering getting a task-specific pair of tweezers and a plastic bag that she carries with her to collect these bits of trash used in the hygiene of caring for one’s mouth. Why they seem to be so widely distributed is a mystery, but maybe if she starts documenting their location and picking up these discarded tools, she can start to identify what they have in common or if there is a pattern on the map that might become apparent. While they are something absurd to be consumed by, their vexing ubiquity found strewn across the landscape is likely creating a bit of neurosis for my wife. Does anyone know of a lost dental floss pick support group she can join?