Kings Canyon – Day 2

Hazy layers of mountains in the early morning at Kings Canyon National Park, California

It’s morning in the mountains with the sun straggling over the heights, slipping over one peak to be trapped behind another. Shadows still rule the early day up here. The traffic that will befoul the roads in a few hours is still at bay, as is the heat. A cool, moist air tries to convince us that we could be a bit chilled. But we come from the desert below and will enjoy our moment of freedom from oppressive weather. At home, even the early morning sun peaks over the horizon with a sizzle this time of year, up here, we are temporarily saved from its blistering attack.

Kings Canyon National Park, California

Addition: It’s January 2023, and in the process of creating an index of our travels, I recognized that over the years, some blog posts weren’t connecting to the uploaded photos and instead were using some kind of cached image. This has required me to reupload dozens of day’s worth of photos spread out over some years. In some cases, I’m seeing images I should have uploaded or at least, some I want to upload now. The images that are reuploaded are also being adjusted as in my view, I think I’m able to do a better job using Lightroom. There’s one other image I’m adding below that I’ll also mark as an addition. As for the subject matter, we were driving through a canyon on a narrow road hanging to the side of a cliff.

Grizzly falls in Kings Canyon National Park, California

A subtle yet magnificent waterfall – Grizzly Falls. The mist is being shot out of the foot of the falls; all around us, the ground, the trees, the leaves, and soon we, as well, are covered in moisture. Until then, we delight in standing near the cascade of wispy veils of water that spray over the boulders, wet our faces, and cover our glasses in droplets, obscuring our sight. Eventually, the cold of the early morning finds its way through our thin layer of toughness, shortening our stay. Anyway, we have a date with a ten-mile-long trail.

Mist Falls trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

So, we cut the thirty-mile drive from three hours yesterday down to an hour and a half this morning, but it still was too long to be off on our hike near sunrise. We reach the trailhead at 7:45; we might have to do better than a mile an hour this time – maybe. Luck would have it that the parking lot is still relatively empty, so not too many people should be on the trail yet; plus, some of these cars probably belong to the backpackers who have taken the longer hike up to Paradise Valley and points beyond. We are on the Mist Falls Trail, which becomes the Woods Creek Trail just beyond our destination.

Amongst the ferns in the forest on the Mist Falls Trails in Kings Canyon National Park, California

The first part of the trail is nearly level and casually cuts a path through the meadow and intermittent forest. In a moment, boulders dot the landscape, and the hike turns up a canyon. Grasses give way to ferns, and the trail becomes even lusher. Down at the foot of the canyon, we are once again in shadow, this time from the sun eating Mount Gardiner standing overhead at 12,907 feet. After more than an hour, no one else has passed us, but this is about to change.

Vibrant green summer growth on the forest floor in Kings Canyon National Park, California

The forest is old and constant yet, at the same time, new and dynamic. The trees may have towered above for hundreds of years, but this fresh green growth has come up with the disappearance of the last snow and the march forward of spring. We would easily be forced to our knees and crawl to catalog all that is to be seen here, but that would give short change to what is above our heads. And what of all that is before our noses? The day is too short for everything our eyes, ears, noses, and fingers can behold; life is too short to see all that it has put before us.

White water rushing by the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

For an hour now, we have been walking along the river. It’s not always visible, but we can hear it. When it does come into view, it doesn’t fail to amaze. Maybe we dam our rivers to allow us to forget what a wild river looks and sounds like. This way, we do not wish to see more racing, tumbling water; we accept that water is controlled, portioned, priced, and commodified. There is an inherent, maybe even primordial, draw to rushing water. When you look into the crashing waves, the deep emerald flow, and the white foamy tumult, there is an elevation of senses that tells you that the world and all that is around you is vibrant and alive. It demands your attention, your respect, and your sense of awe.

Cascading water next to the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

The trail steepens, and the river grows louder. Mosquitos politely remind us that we should put on gobs of insect repellent, which we do in great haste. We are gaining in elevation, and while the trail map claims that we will only gain 800 vertical feet, it feels like a lot more. If it weren’t for the flying mini-monsters emitting those high-frequency buzzing noises, we could pull up a chair and feel like we’ve seen it all, being content to call this the end of the trail. Moving forward keeps the blood-sucking tyrants away from the places the repellent missed, and who knows, maybe Mist Falls will be even more beautiful than what we are looking at on our way.

Kings Canyon National Park, California

Addition: With so many intimate shots showing the details of the place we were visiting, I thought it was needed here in January 2023 when I updated this post to add a better overview of where were at in Kings Canyon National Park.

A rattle snake on the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

Is that the sound of a rattlesnake? Well, look at that: right next to the trail, the first rattlesnake in the wild Caroline and I have seen. Over the rest of the day, we’ll see two more. For twenty minutes or so, we stood still, watching the snake map his territory. Or maybe it was just trying to figure a way out. From where we first saw this five-year-old specimen, it was at the end of the road unless it was going to try to pass us. It curled up behind the rock next to the trail in a defensive position until it recognized that we were not trying to corner it and finally, it started to relax and slithered back up the trail in front of us. The snake found a crevice and, within minutes, was above us in the rocks and soon gone.

A lush fairy garden on the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

To think that a few months ago, this trail was covered in snow. Maybe ice had formed along the river, or had it stopped flowing over the winter? Is it silent here under the trees in January? While wildflowers can’t literally scream and dance, they do come close with their beauty beckoning us to admire their perfect setting as we walk by. All of the pieces are laid out in such a way that the contrasts, gradations of color, and depths say you are about to see just what your imagination of what a perfect reality should look like, looks like. And there it is, next to the red bark of a tall tree, against the dense forest, in sun, speckled with blotches of shade, fern fronds in the background catching glimmers of light, fluttery insects bouncing from purple flower to flower and floaty ephemeral unknown things drifting in the air above this perfect scene, it is all so dreamy and all ours for as long as we choose to bask in its glow.

Caroline Wise standing in a pool next to a cascade above Mist Falls in Kings Canyon National Park, California

Mist Falls. We have arrived. While Mist Falls themselves were quite nice, it was the cascade just above them that really drew our attention. Riverside Caroline took off her boots and stepped into the “very” cold waters of what is part of the South Fork of the Kings River. This was also a great spot for her to dry her socks and for us to break out our lunch. Today’s gourmet mid-day meal was of whole wheat bread bedecked with peanut butter, raspberry peach jam, and sliced banana – a PBB&J. Drink was courtesy of our Camelbak and was of the lukewarm water variety. But then, who cares about food while the eyes are feasting?

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

Ok, time to run down the mountain. Like that’s going to happen with Pokey and Sleepy Wise. Everything looks so different hiking in the opposite direction; we have all the reason in the world to inspect these details with all of the attention spent on the trip up. There was a photo I didn’t include of our trek up the trail; it was taken just before the photo of the rattlesnake, and a glimpse of it can be seen behind us in this photo. The view from up here is the kind of vista you hope to see after hiking through the forest and up mountains. It is obscured here by our big heads, and to see it in its full grandeur, one should have to make the journey to Kings Canyon National Park and get off the beaten path to witness it in person.

On the meadow of a loop return trail after leaving the Mist Falls Trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

The trail back to the car took a detour over a bridge and through the forest on the opposite side of the river. We were almost turned back by our apprehension of crossing a small but fast-moving knee-deep stream. Lucky for us, a group of half a dozen hikers came by and marched right over those strategically placed tree limbs like they were a bridge built just for them. We mustered our courage and followed their path. Yay, we will be able to take this alternative route to finish our hike! This was only as good an idea in theory as the reality of the soreness in our feet counterbalanced that enthusiasm and had us thrilled when we finally saw the next bridge that would deliver us back over the river towards the trailhead.

Mosses growing on a dead burned out trunk of a Sequoia tree in Kings Canyon National Park, California

With that hike behind us and it still early in the day, we weren’t about to waste the light of day by putting our tired feet up; we drove right over to Converse Basin. The night before, Ranger Frank (aka John Muir) Helling told in his narrative of a burned-out sequoia tree that the real John Muir cut into with his ax more than a hundred years ago to count the growth rings. Those ax marks can still be seen and rings counted like they were exposed just yesterday. Funny thing to stand there thinking that John Muir would have seen pretty much the identical things I’m looking at. No, this picture is obviously not those ax marks; it is the moss that grows on the opposite side of this burned-out hunk of tree. As mentioned above, some things have to be seen by your own eyes.

The General Grant Sequoia tree, the second largest tree on earth at Kings Canyon National Park, California

The sun is low but not gone after dinner. We take the short drive to Grant Grove to see the namesake of this corner of Kings Canyon National Park. The General Grant Tree is the second largest tree on earth, and the nearby General Sherman is the largest. While reading about the trees, I was reminded that Caroline and I have visited the largest trees on earth here in Kings Canyon and Sequoia National Park, the tallest trees at the Redwoods National Park, and the oldest trees on earth, the bristlecone pine in the Great Basin National Park. Not ready to go to our cabin, we took in another ranger-led campfire talk, this one about the history of the sequoia groves, logging, and Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks.

Kings Canyon – Day 1

Looking east on road number 245 on the way to Kings Canyon / Sequoia National Park in California

Up and gone from Barstow, California on the way to Visalia, where we catch road 245 north that will take us into Kings Canyon National Park. Before that, we must drive the 99 that cuts a path through nondescript farmland and the suburbs of farming communities. Haze blankets the view of the Sierra Nevadas on one side and the coastal range to the west. Outside of Visalia, we start our climb through the rolling hills and enter the mountains. Our enthusiasm for what lies ahead starts to mount. The morning sun is still low in the sky and there are a hundred great photos to be had along this twisting, narrow road – just not many an opportunity to pull over. Where there is a pullout, we stop, look, and listen. It’s quiet save for the birds, nearly no traffic on this route, but the beautiful landscape distractions make for slow going.

Kings Canyon National Park, California

Addition: It’s January 2023, and in the process of creating an index of our travels, I recognized that over the years, some blog posts weren’t connecting to the uploaded photos and instead were using some kind of cached image. This has required me to reupload dozens of day’s worth of photos spread out over some years. In some cases, I see images I should have uploaded or, at least, some I want to upload now. The images that are reuploaded are also being adjusted as in my view, I think I’m able to do a better job using Lightroom. There’s one other image I’m adding below that I’ll also mark as an addition. As for the subject matter, we are at the Kings Canyon Lodge and Gas Station located just outside the national park that no longer exists due to a fire that destroyed it.

Kings Canyon National Park, California

Addition: Another photo that I felt offered greater context about where we are; I suppose there are more, but adding another dozen images is not in the cards today.

Near the trailhead for the Zumwalt Meadow trail in Kings Canyon National Park in California

Sure, it’s only minutes before nine as we are passing the welcome sign to this rarity – a National Park we haven’t visited yet, but there are another thirty miles to the end of the road, which is also today’s destination. Our first hike is at Zumwalt Meadow. Wow, nearly three hours to drive thirty miles, almost a new record for our ability to crawl a road. I’m certain we have gone slower in Yellowstone. On the way, we stop to gaze from half a dozen overlooks, we stop some more at riversides to watch and listen to the roar of the wild white water crashing through the mountains, and then, even more, stopping to check out a waterfall. Finally, we arrived at Zumwalt Meadow. Hey, look at this amazing little footbridge taking us over the South Fork of the Kings River. We have left Phoenix behind.

Zumwalt Meadow trail in Kings Canyon National Park, California

The meadow trail is a short mile and a half, but that won’t stop us from turning it into a ten-mile all-day hike. How does one turn a mile and a half into ten miles? Slowly. You amble, smell, observe, linger, dawdle, dilly dally, take photos, eat, drink, meet people on the trail, stop to talk with them about their bear encounter the day before, and then you mosey along. Before you know it, hours pass where you could have hiked miles, but instead, you are barely halfway down the trail. This pace is fine by us, though, as who knows when we might return. Kings Canyon is barely open half the year due to heavy snow, and it has taken us years to return to this area; we will soak in every detail our brief time in the park allows.

Caroline Wise looking to photograph some random detail on Zumwalt Meadow trail in Kings Canyon National Park in California

Living in a desert primes one for loving meadow, coast, green, and shade more than anyone else could possibly appreciate these sights for sore, dry eyes. We bask and stare in disbelief that greenery, wildflowers, and vibrant chlorophyll-laden life still exist on Earth in abundance. Wait a second, was that a bear? Oh, it was just a butterfly. At the front gate, you are warned of bears; at parking areas, you are told to hide food if you must leave it in your car; at camping areas, there are bear-proof boxes for your edibles, and we’ll pass more than one couple toting a bear-proof canister of their food atop their backpacks as they trek into the backcountry. Maybe we’re cynical, but there is an element of disbelief that we would actually see a bear; this is like those roadside signs warning of animal crossings; it just doesn’t work for us.

A Steller's Jay in King's Canyon National Park, California

You can be certain I shot many a photo between the trailhead and this Steller’s Jay, over 135 actually but just how many can I post here with my brief recounting of our day? And for your info, Caroline and I have come to recognize that a good amount of time must pass between the taking of a photo and the appreciating of a photo. You see, after we return from a glorious place, our mind’s eye can still see a clear and detailed view of the beauty we witnessed on our vacation; the photos we took are weak approximations that barely scratch at the majesty a great place can behold. Even choosing the few photos that will accompany these blog entries is labored over as only rarely do we find a photo that really speaks to us.

Roaring River Falls in Kings Canyon National Park, California

Roaring River Falls is just up the road from the meadow and is our next stop. It is also the stop for a dozen hams. Self-anointed models are important only to themselves; they jump in the view of anyone in their way and apparently feel that throwing themselves into various contorted poses and postures will complement the waterfall behind them. These more easily accessible roadside features attract all the wrong people. The wanton, loud, rude, and obnoxious flock out of cars, moving herdlike with great fanfare to announce that the stupid have arrived and are here to destroy any ambiance we tree huggers might think was here just for our appreciation. Lucky us, we can outwait those rubes because we have something special called patience – well, I actually only have very little of that patience stuff, but I try. Five minutes pass, and they are bored and quickly gone; it is all ours for a few minutes before the other dancing dorks of delirium drift back to the ruination of the natural order of peace and harmony.

Caroline Wise sitting next to the Roaring River in Kings Canyon National Park in California

Hmmm, no waterfalls here, so everyone just walks by like it was Swiss cheese. So, the attraction has to have its own sign to have significance. No sign, no interest. This reminds me of the Eddy Izzard skit, where the conquering invader doesn’t find a flag, and so obviously, the land belongs to no one. Plant the flag and claim this ungoverned land as your own; the flag does all the work. I’d nearly bet that if there were a sign where Caroline is sitting that said a rocky mountain, a white water river, and trees were before your eyes at this point, there would be twenty-five people vying for a place on the stage in order for them to best model themselves for that special trophy photo. We just sit here listening, watching, mesmerized by the scene.

Interior of a cabin in Grants Grove Village - Kings Canyon National Park, California

It’s not late yet, but we have to get back to Grant Grove Village. We’ll have to check into our cabin and get some dinner because, as you can guess by now, here comes the Junior Ranger part of the story. There is a requirement to attend a ranger-led program to qualify for a Kings Canyon / Sequoia National Park Junior Ranger badge, and we have chosen the Camp Fire talk with John Muir at 8:30. As we walk into our cabin, we both look at each other and begin to ask, are those holes to the outside in the walls? We can’t believe it and walk up for a closer inspection, sure enough, there are gaps in the planks that make our cabin walls. This being the Fourth of July weekend, everyone must be barbecuing because the dining room is almost all ours.

Late afternoon sunset illuminating tree leaves to the point they look as though they were on fire in Kings Canyon National Park, California

We were done so quickly that we still had time to spend before Park Ranger Frank Helling traded in his persona to become John Muir for an hour and a half. Up the mountain to Panoramic Point, jeez, this road is narrow. At the top of the mountain, we walked the short distance to look out over Hume Lake, the forest, and some really tall mountains, catching the late afternoon glow of the setting sun. Other cars are pulling up and so before the crowd arrives, we decide we’ve seen enough, and the campfire talk will be starting soon. I guess the short walk was too much because as we arrived at the car, no one else had passed us, and no other cars were parked there. On that narrow little mountain road, the sun bursts through the trees, and around one corner, the trees look like they are on fire; who cares if we are late? We must grab a photo of this.

The John Muir presentation was AMAZING. Ranger Helling is a natural fit for presenting John Muir; we were both entertained and educated about this man responsible for much of the preservation of Yosemite, the Sequoias, and the beginning of the Sierra Club.

Buddies

Hand knitted gift of love from Caroline Wise to John Wise

The rest of you may have Valentine’s day, birthdays, Christmas, and anniversaries but I have the random “Just Because” days. Sitting in the rosemary is a caricature of Caroline and me. I’m the rotund marsupial with gray hair, Caroline is the one in my arms. Sometimes it seems like we live as koala bears but it’s not all that true, we are just knit that way. I’m not all that sure what these creatures are but they have taken up a spot on my desk where occasionally they topple and need assistance in being righted. When I’m here and Caroline is away I look over and see the big red guy clutching the little purple dweeb and am reminded that she sees us in this gift she has made me and it puts a smile on my face and a flutter in my heart.

The photography gloves she made me for Yellowstone are great in the cold, as is my psychedelic beanie and scarf. The socks are warm when my feet need insulation in January, but these two huggables can sit here year-round reminding me of the nice little things Caroline does for me. I better lean over and wrap those arms tighter around her.

Pascal Rides Across America

Pascal from Montreal, Canada riding his bike across America takes rest off the I-10 in Arizona where it was already over 100 degrees before mid-day

Pascal Lapointe, seen here, started a cross-country bike ride about five days ago in San Diego, California. The reason for our encounter was that as I was driving east on Interstate 10 from Tonopah, Arizona I passed a man pushing a bike up an off-ramp around noon when the temperatures were already well into the 100’s. Knowing that no one from Arizona would be doing such a thing, plus the man wasn’t wearing white socks so he must be a foreigner, I go to the next exit, turn around and try to find where this guy disappeared to. I could see for miles to the north that he hadn’t gone that way, nothing out there, but there were some buildings to the south. About to give up I see a bike propped up against a church wall, my worst fear is that he went looking for help but this being Tuesday, no one would be at the church and this poor guy might be having a heat stroke. I pull up and walk over to this rail-thin man who greets me with a French accent.

“Hello, my name is Pascal, I’m from Montreal, you know, Canada?” Are you ok? “Sure, but it is quite hot,” I asked if he was drinking enough, he assured me he was and that he understood the hydration requirements of crossing a desert on a bicycle. I shared some fresh-picked green beans with him, chatted a while more to make sure he really was ok and wished him luck on his 2,900-mile ride across the United States. He’s blogging about his journey, in French. You can Google translate if you are interested and don’t read French. Visit his site here.

Lavender, Petrified Wood, and Nostalgia

Salt River Canyon on Highway 60 in eastern Arizona

Early in our road trip days, it wasn’t uncommon to take a single day to explore. In the past few years, it has become the norm to venture far and wide, taking five, seven, or ten days to immerse ourselves in a destination far away. Today, we return to form. Out over Globe, Arizona, and up through the Salt Canyon, the road climbs toward the White Mountain Apache Reservation. We pass through Show Low on our way northeast.

Shiloh Village near Concho, Arizona

Remember Y2K? Here in Concho, Arizona, it appears that the nearly deserted Shiloh Village may have been part of that lore. With rusting street lights, underground electricity, and the random fire hydrant, there isn’t much out here – besides Red Rock Ranch & Farms. And this ranch is precisely the reason for taking the 200+ mile drive today. We are attending the 7th Annual Arizona Lavender Festival.

Lavender from Red Rock Ranch and Farm near Concho, Arizona

Lavender is everywhere. Different colors of lavender, shades of purple to snowy white. The festival isn’t a grand affair out here in the middle of nowhere, but it’s intimate enough to be personal and worth the visit. The first folks we spoke with are from Terroir Seeds Company, a small family-owned operation specializing in heirloom and open-pollinated seeds. After signing up for their catalog, it was time for the first cooking demonstration using lavender in the kitchen. With about sixty of us crowding around the speaker, we were invited to sample a half dozen lavender-inspired concoctions, including a lavender lemonade mix that led me to think about making a green tea, lavender, and limeade drink after returning to Phoenix.

Lavender from Red Rock Ranch and Farm near Concho, Arizona

Back outside, the wind kicked up and gave the appearance that a monsoon was on the way. Outback, we snagged two box lunches we had reserved – both meals were prepared using lavender. I had the chicken and lavender wrap with lavender couscous, a non-lavender coleslaw, and a lavender ginger cupcake, while Caroline had the lavender veggie wrap and the same sides as I. Before leaving, we bought a small lavender plant, a cookbook for using lavender in your meals, and a lavender and chili blend called Herbes de Concho. This particular spice blend uses a chili that nearly went extinct from the local area known as the Concho Red Chili; seeds for this chili are available from Terroir Seeds.

Caroline Wise and John Wise in front of the Petrified Forest National Park sign - Arizona

If we are this far north, there is no other choice but to visit the Petrified Forest National Park just a few miles up the road. Not that we haven’t been here a half dozen times already, but this visit is for Caroline to, you guessed it, get her Junior Ranger Badge. After the obligatory self-portrait in front of the park sign, we head directly to the visitors center to make the case for why my big kid needs to be a Junior-Senior Ranger. They oblige her, and she is quick to get busy working on what lessons will be learned for this honor.

Petrified wood against a fluffy white cloud sky in Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

Our first trail is just outside the visitors center, and you may or may not know of all of the signs that tell visitors to stay on the trail, well, they apparently rarely mean what they demand. What is wrong with these incompetent nincompoops? Were they born yesterday, did they forget their brain in the car, or did their children siphon off the remaining intelligence through their incessant pestering, complaining, and various neuroses? Hey wife, get to work as Ms. Junior Ranger and get those people off the log and back on the trail. Right, fine, I’ll be the Ranger Man here and give you an example of how it’s done. “Hey you, yeah you, do you see a trail over there? Can you read? Do I need to pull out my tazer, zap you, and drag your convulsing body back onto the trail?” Yep, that’s how I did it, sort of. Alright, in truth, that was the dialog in my imagination before the more polite words, “Excuse me, you need to return to the trail; the sign behind us says, STAY ON THE TRAIL,” fell from my mouth.

Petrified log at Petrified Forest National Park in Arizona

Now free of our National Park good deed work, we get to the more important task of enjoying our time learning new things about the Petrified Forest we hadn’t known before. Caroline sits in the middle of the trail inspecting rocks. Rocks that used to be trees. Rocks that, in some cases, still look like trees. Such as this one where a knot is still visible; I’m guessing there may have been a branch of the tree connected here some gazillion years ago. All of the petrified trees here have fallen over; in one particular tree at the base of the root structure, you can see the gravel the root system was holding on to as the tree toppled. Today, if you visit the Redwoods, the Sequoias, or Olympic National Park, you can see the exact same situation in the roots of more recently felled trees. Nature’s time frozen in stone.

Petrified wood at Petrified Forest National Park in Arizona

Oh, the desire to have a souvenir, to have a massive piece of petrified wood that is way too big for our small abode. It wouldn’t matter that it is too big; it would compete with my attention for the internet as I sit for hours in my purpose-bought chair that would be used solely for staring at the intricacies of how the minerals in the trunk of this tree overtook the organic material replacing it with colorful stone. Maybe we could buy one of those polished slices the size of a dining table, they can’t be much more than thirty, forty thousand dollars.

Caroline Wise at Petrified Forest National Park in Arizona

The winner of not just a Junior Ranger Badge but a patch, too, all that hard work paying off.

Detail of glass ceiling panels at the Painted Desert Inn National Historic Landmark in Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona

The Painted Desert Inn, once a trading post, then an inn and restaurant, is now a museum. The last time we came through, it was being refurbished. Today, it is a gleaming nostalgic example of what we lose as we rush to modernization. Route 66 use to deliver visitors right to the door of this beautiful National Historic Landmark. The Civilian Conservation Corps built the Inn between 1937 and 1940 but by 1963 the Fred Harvey company closed it and by the mid-70’s its demolition was proposed. Only by a raucous public outcry was the building saved. The painted glass panels above are in the ceiling and are all original – this building is a treasure.

The now dirt roadbed where the historic Route 66 once was at the Petrified National Park in Arizona

Speaking of old Route 66, while most of it is gone supplanted in large part by Interstate 40 here in Arizona, there are small still paved segments still navigable. Here in Petrified Forest, there is this stretch where the mother road once flowed. Just to the left of those old telephone poles, the roadbed is now long gone, but the poles and a sign bring attention to passersby that this world-famous road was once here.

The sign for the 66 Motel in Holbrook, Arizona

The nostalgia has us hankering for a chocolate malted in an old-style diner on good old Route 66, so we aim the car for Holbrook, and wouldn’t you know it, the first old-fashioned diner is owned by a Hindu who doesn’t have malteds or apple pie and ice cream on the menu. Caroline remembers a Dairy Queen further in town, and so we go that way. On the way over, we recognize the first-ever motel we stayed in some ten or so years ago, the 66 Motel. There’s a back story to this adventure back then. I was horrified at staying at a cheap motel, all the stories of bugs, filth, noise, etc., but for Caroline, it was all about the neon, Route 66, the nostalgia, and the Americana of it all. So after relentless requests to stay at one of these dives, I finally gave in, choosing the cheapest place, which is also the furthest from the freeway, the 66 Motel, with rooms from $16.95 – I take the room without a look at it. Turns out, this wasn’t so bad after all, and so it went that from that day on Caroline and I have taken to the cheapest motels America has to offer. And after more than 400 nights in these places, we have only had to leave three that were disgusting beyond description.

Tomato Juice

Fifteen pounds of tomatoes from Tonopah Rob's Vegetable Farm in Tonopah, Arizona

Here come the tomatoes. I left Tonopah Rob’s farm with about 25 pounds of them today, next step – get rid of them. I started with about 15 pounds. washed them, chopped them, put them in the pot. Grab some onions, basil, celery, carrots, bay leaves, horseradish, and Worcestershire sauce, toss in with the maters and bring to a boil. Food mill the stuff and voila – V8, or darn close to it. And that’s how I spend the better part of a day when it’s 110 degrees outside and don’t feel like I have enough humidity inside!