Memorial Day 2024

Caroline Wise in Duncan, Arizona

Talk about laziness, and you’ll see that some of my blog posts this year are a perfect reflection of that. Not that I’m lazy per se (though that is open for interpretation), but the fact that I am consolidating some of my posts, particularly visits out to Duncan, Arizona, could be perceived as me being a bit unmotivated in the writing department. The reason for this on my previous outings to Duncan was that my focus was not on traveling and photography but precisely on this act of writing. Our drive east for this year’s long Memorial Day weekend was to spend time not only with Caroline but also to capture something rare, time of doing close to nothing. That nothing included making a minimal effort in the photography department and subsequently in bringing this post together.

Duncan, Arizona

“Nothing”, though, is not in my DNA, and so something must be done.  When I started writing this post here on Sunday morning, I was apparently not doing “nothing”. Even this moment of jotting down thoughts followed a three-mile walk out along the Gila River and over some old, abandoned farmland in the floodplain.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Back on Friday when we arrived, our hosts were nowhere to be found. They were in neighboring New Mexico visiting family, comfortable knowing that we are self-sufficient and would be fine by our lonesome in their place. In the garden at dusk, the enchantment of dozens of bats swooping in to nab insects was a welcome surprise with one approaching close enough for us to catch the sound of its vocalization as opposed to its ultrasonic echolocation that obviously wouldn’t be heard by human ears. On the other hand, later that evening our eyes were able to take in the dark sky, enjoying the stars that bats do not regard as the light is too faint to help guide their navigation. Mind you, I make no claim of being an expert on bats and am relying on Claude Opus and Mistral Large for my information, and please, do not conflate that my use of AI for research could imply that it helps with my writing; I take full credit for that.

Great Blue Heron in Duncan, Arizona

Saturday rolled around with a morning walk along the northeast side of the Gila River, where our interest was drawn in by the many songs heard from the birds that call the riparian area home. The first bird we spotted was one I’d seen on my previous visit and had no idea what it was, but Caroline has Cornell University’s app Merlin installed which allows her to easily identify birds. It was a vermillion flycatcher. High up in a tree, she saw a great blue heron, and when she pointed it out, I thought she was pointing to the nearby common black hawk in a neighboring tree before I, too, caught sight of the heron.

Turning on the audio capture part of the Merlin app, she showed me that we were listening to the calls of yellow warblers, Gila woodpeckers, northern cardinals, yellow-breasted chats, and the ever-present Gambel quails. By the next day, Sunday, I too now had Merlin installed, and on the southwest side of the Gila River, we added willow flycatchers, white-winged doves, song sparrows, and common yellowthroats to the list of birds heard but not always seen.

Methodist Church in Duncan, Arizona

After Saturday’s walk and following breakfast at the always adequate Ranch House Restaurant, while walking back to our artful lodgings at the Simpson Hotel, we met Minister Sherry Brady of the Duncan United Methodist Church who was holding a yard sale in front of the church she presides over. With a small congregation of about ten old souls, she’s optimistic that with some care, cleanup, and renovation work, she can grow the flock. We were invited into the old church, a simple and unadorned place of worship. From the yard sale, I picked up an old coffee cup with the nickname “Topper” on one side of the cup while on the other side, Floyd Johnson was penciled in before the cup was glazed.

On Sunday, I went back to the church before services got underway and was able to talk with parishioner Marilyn Thorne, who knew Floyd and was able to make out his indecipherable last name for me. Floyd worked at the Duncan High School as a janitor and occasional bus driver and had served the U.S. military in Korea. So, in honor of Memorial Day, though Floyd didn’t die there, and this should really be a Veterans Day gesture, I’m taking this moment to recognize this local resident of the area; he actually lived in the small community just east of Duncan called Franklin.

Caroline Wise at the Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Back to the early-summer, lush gardens of the Simpson Hotel, Caroline fastened her backstrap loom to a rock wall in front of a bench where she sat for the next hours watching the trees sway in the heavy wind, which she thought were reminiscent of the trees in the Miyazaki animated film, My Neighbor Totoro and busied herself weaving and listening to the birds. From time to time, Iskander the tabby cat would come to visit Caroline for head rubs. Meanwhile, I took to working out some details regarding a cross-country road trip taking place in August and September while simultaneously trying to convince myself it was still part of my agenda of nothingness.

Blue death-feigning beetle in Duncan, Arizona

On Saturday, when mid-day arrived our hosts arrived too, not that this motivated us to shift our positions of slothfulness, we just continued on our trajectory of participation-inertia as we aimed to maintain nullity. Things stayed this way until the blood pooling in our rear ends began coagulating, a common measure old people use to judge the effectiveness of their laziness. This could only mean one of two things: head into the kitchen for some ice cream or go for a walk. Seeing how we were not at home, not that we have ice cream there either, we took a walk to the River’s Roadside Cafe and Bakery for coffee. I know, you likely thought I was going to say we went for ice cream, but we were already past that. We’d stopped in for a lunch of burritos earlier, and Caroline had dessert in the form of a scoop of triple chocolate and one of strawberry to help celebrate the Memorial Day Weekend, so who in their right mind would have even more ice cream just a few hours later?

Note: the photo above is of the blue death-feigning beetle, its taxonomic name is Asbolus verrucosus.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Other mundane stuff happened along the way, though dinner with Deborah and Clayton that would never be considered mundane also happened and closed out the day. Then, here on Sunday morning the wake, walk, eat, write, eat routine got underway once more. This brings me to this point where I’m about to take a break from writing so we can mosey up the street to the Ranch House Restaurant for a mid-day meal unless, like yesterday, something from the River’s Roadside joint piques our interest. Come to think about it, they are closed.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

For the sense of time, it is the morning of Memorial Day Monday as I reopen what at the moment will have been a draft, though as you read this, it’s obviously a post of some sort. Last night was an evening out of the ordinary: while likely quite mundane to most people, I still feel compelled to share this, not necessarily with readers, but with future Caroline and John. We had dinner with Deborah and Clayton again, except this time we watched a movie. The movie was The Wonder Boys about a man lost in writing and indecisive, in part due to the need to pen something better than his first successful novel and in part due to his weed habit that’s made him compulsive and indulgent. While it was congruent with my effort to do nothing, watching a movie while eating and doing so to the very end of the film while out and away felt peculiar. I should add that this is not something we do at home, so it’s outside of all forms of my normal unless I refer back to my thirties, three decades ago.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Before the evening’s festivities, there was the late afternoon garden indulgence that included a slow walk, a meander actually, that had me searching for details of things overlooked. It’s bound to happen when we move through an environment and are uncertain of the amount of time we can allocate to finding what is present, that we first see the big picture, and subsequently, should lingerability be available, we’ll look into the granularity of what was initially unseen. The surprise comes during follow-up visits when you are left wondering how you missed so much in the first and second encounters. Imagine my chagrin that on my umpteenth visit to the Simpson Hotel and Garden, I’m still finding new enchantments hidden among the many layers that exist here.

Train in Duncan, Arizona

This brings us back to Monday and this mid-morning session of capturing thoughts in the parlor as the aromas of breakfast waft through the hotel and I’m refueled as far as caffeine is concerned. At 6:00, we were out the front door for a three-mile walk that was well-timed with the passing of the twice-daily train that travels through Duncan on its way to and from the Morenci Copper Mine north of here. Up a nearby hill for a walk over town looking into the distance on a slightly chilly start to the day was a great reminder to appreciate these cooler moments that down in Phoenix are already over.

Caroline Wise at the Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

To close out this post/update: between these two visits to Duncan, I was working out some travel details regarding a late summer vacation that will take us to points in the Eastern United States and the Atlantic Provinces of Canada. Actually, not just some details but rather intricate plans that come with being able to invest nearly 60 hours investigating options that will guide our first-ever visits to Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick. For Caroline, the vacation will begin when she lands in Buffalo, New York, where I’ll pick her up with our car, and it will come to a close in Portland, Maine, from where she’ll be flying home. As for what our exact plan looks like between those dates and my road trip that bookends our time out that way, you’ll have to wait for the blog posts that will offer insights into our adventure. One thing I am willing to share: we’ll be paying homage to one of Caroline’s favorite foods with a stop at the Canadian Potato Museum in O’Leary, Prince Edward Island.

Lights of the Mind

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

We move in the light and decipher our world in view of what is illuminated, and we attempt to enlighten our minds, though shrouded in absolute darkness. There’s something in the absence of the luminous universe that begs for discovery, and sometimes, it whispers at you to follow a path somewhere that might hold a level of importance you couldn’t have imagined prior. This is what writing and wandering hold for me.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Paths are many in the world we humans have constructed over millennia. No individual is able to decipher all the symbols, signs, histories, and cultural artifacts we’ve created, and so we narrow our focus to a near absolute minimum in the hopes we might figure out our tiny corner. With over 5,000 distinct ethnic groups, approximately 7,000 living languages spoken, and around 4,200 religions worldwide, I don’t believe there’s anyone in possession of any real knowledge about more than a fraction of those. Yet, we speak of the world as though it were knowable. How many of the 5,500 species of mammals, 11,100 species of birds, 7,300 species of reptiles, and 8,200 species of amphibians do you know off the top of your head? Of the 35,768 species of fish, can you name even 1%?

Duncan, Arizona

Do you remember why the sky is blue? The answer relates to Rayleigh scattering, which happens when light hits oxygen and nitrogen molecules. The clouds form why? Could it be because water condenses at colder altitudes onto dust, smoke, and salt particles in the atmosphere? Did you know that there are at least 1.85 million flying insect species out there under the wispy clouds in that blue heaven?

Old 1945 Chevy truck in Duncan, Arizona

But here we are, people who are occasionally able to focus on the road while pressing the gas pedal and maintaining the direction of a car, assuming we are not distracted by our phones. Not only that, but we are also able to decide which hat or shirt we’re going to wear. Our relative knowledge of complexity and ability to negotiate our world, by and large, is simple and not very sophisticated.

Northern Lights seen in Duncan, Arizona

I’m out in Duncan, Arizona, for close to a week, which also happens to coincide with an incredibly rare occurrence of the aurora borealis (Northern Lights) becoming visible this far south. I’m out here in eastern Arizona, searching my head for sequences of words that I can coax to fall from my hands upon a blank page. This is my exercise of struggle to convey ideas that may not be altogether new, but maybe they can represent a rare, unseen species of meaning that could signify something of a minor amount of novelty in the evolution of things.

Duncan, Arizona

When I stop to consider the presumptuous frivolity that I might find access to a representation of knowledge not previously shared, I fully understand the foolishness of my endeavor, but since when has rationality stopped humans from making assumptions that we know enough to make definitive statements and claims?

Duncan, Arizona

It was Sunday when I took this walk up the hill to the south of town. I had found my stride, which I didn’t have the confidence would happen on this trip. Leaving Caroline in Phoenix, who consequently takes the bus to and from work while I travel to the proverbial Sticks to incur the expenses that arrive with such adventures, can be a burden on both of us. First, I’d better be performant so we have some sense that the effort and sacrifices were worth the investment, and second, I try to share how appreciative I am that this luxury is afforded to me and hopefully not wasted.

Breakfast at the Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

The blueberries, plum, tangerine, strawberry, blackberry, and walnuts are easy to identify; below the fruit salad is a mulberry cake covered in a yogurt sauce. This is my breakfast. Writing is like the most complex plate of food ever set before you. Piled high are the more than approximately 429,544 words that make up the English language, while the average novel draws from a vocabulary of about 6,500 words on average. Now, consider that an educated native English speaker has a vocabulary of around 20,000 to 35,000 words, while the average adult is limited to about 5,000 to 10,000 words. This translates to the sad reality that the average person is able to utilize a mere 2.33%, at best, of the multitude of words that are available to them.

Let’s consider this in comparison to my extravagant fruit salad here: there are approximately 55 varieties of fruit available across the United States. If we were to only use 2.33% of them to make this breakfast, the plate would essentially have a single type of fruit on it. I’ll be the first to admit that I do love a bowl of strawberries, but on occasion, it’s nice to indulge in such extravagance. A book of an equivalent variety of words as this plate of fruit in the photo would contain about 43,000 unique words, yet the majority of people I encounter would pride themselves on their very limited vocabulary.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Inspired by German Romantic landscape artist Caspar David Friedrich, this diorama features a contemplative figure in silhouette depicting the spirituality and melancholy often found in Friedrich’s work. Writing for me feels a lot like the paintings of this artist, where the words I’m trying to construct into a coherent assemblage stand before me, demanding that I direct where the viewer will be standing next.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Language is the prism reflecting the potential order of words that could emerge in a picture that portrays a lucid idea, while, on the other hand, the kaleidoscope of fractured elements could distort any meaning that might have emerged had clarity of presentation been utilized. My dilemma is trying to thread the literary eye of the needle, refracting the story and leaving my mind in such a way that the image is a coherent representation of sense instead of a bunch of scattered thoughts that spill out in such a manner that nothing is conveyed.

Copper plates passing through Duncan, Arizona

Okay, it is time to leave the esoteric and detail something more than this exercise in creative writing that allows me to flex away from the daily routine I’ve been toiling under. While here in Duncan, Arizona, at the Simpson Hotel, it happens that I must take other meals aside from the gourmet concoctions Clayton, one of the two proprietors of the hotel, creates for me, and thus, I was walking to the Ranch House Restaurant for a bite to eat when I saw three semis parked roadside. Typically, these specific trucks pass through town, but up towards Morenci, there was a dead man from Mississippi lying on the highway, shot by local law enforcement after he opened fire on them when they tried to arrest him for the triple homicide of his mother and two sisters back in Ridgeland, Mississippi. The situation meant that the truckers were forced to take a pause before being able to travel again up and down that road, which is the only reasonable way in and out of Morenci.

Morenci also happens to be home to one of the planet’s largest copper mines, producing over $2 billion of the metal every year, and that’s what’s stacked on the backs of these trucks. Lucky me, the guys were walking into the Ranch House at the same time I was, and I was able to learn that each truck carries 51,000 pounds of the metal and that a lot of it was heading to Texas, where it would be melted down again to make wire. They also gave me a run-down of the shooting. The fragments hanging off the plates are copper scrap, of which I was able to collect a few pieces to share with Caroline when I got home, as neither of us had ever seen raw refined copper.

Gila River in Duncan, Arizona

While my primary mission is writing, I also need to work on my daily step requirements. The riparian area along the Gila River is one aspect of why it’s so charming to visit Duncan. The water levels are falling fast as Arizona rapidly moves out of our brief spring and head into summer. Once the monsoons return, the river should gather volume again, but before that, there could be a sandy river bottom exposed as it runs dry. Over on the shore of the island in the river channel, I caught the briefest sight of a beaver slipping below the water’s surface. This was a fortunate sighting for me; beavers used to be extinct on the Gila River and are still rare in the river valley.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

And then there’s this oasis, an enclave of subtlety and art where, for the duration of your time spent in the verdancy of the Simpson Garden, you are transported to a place that exists in deep green contrast to the environment beyond the grounds. As tragic as this will sound, I’ve spent very little time out here as my focus on writing tends to become singular with an obsessive streak to capture all that I can while the words are flowing. It is with regret that I put this admission on the page, as I’d rather be able to share honestly that I spend an inordinate amount of time in this refuge of calm.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Most every photo in this post is from a consolidation of the days spent out here, from the first featuring the lantern to the last of the cat below. I arrived on May 9th with the original plan imposed by a road closure on my way home to leave on the 14th, but the day prior to my departure, I learned that they were delaying the closure by a day, allowing me to drive home on the 15th, so I snagged the extra day. It had been my intention to leave the confines of the parlor to take up one of the four or five spots in the garden where I could sit down, but I feared that I’d get lost in a meandering meditation considering aspects of the art, architecture, design, insects, birds, cats, sounds, sensations, and other stimulation that promised to distract me.

Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Looking back at these impressions, photographed quickly with my phone instead of my far superior DSLR, I can only feel that I sacrificed something important where I had the opportunity to collect deeper impressions that could have allowed a quiet performance of the mind practicing stillness instead of the frantic word grab that was the motivating factor behind the 222 miles, almost four-hour drive to Duncan, Arizona. During the course of writing this post, I couldn’t help but consider how much I’d like to afford the forced downtime to simply exist in the garden to become a temporary permanent fixture like these three wise men who’ve taken up residence on one of the walls. It’s funny how consideration leads from one thing to the next because right in the middle of penning this, I reached out to Deborah at the Simpson enquiring about a room over the long Memorial Day weekend, and as chance would have it, the room of my dreams is available. So, with all of the proper intention to visit the garden again before things really heat up, Caroline and I will be leaving for Duncan next Friday. If all goes well, I’ll leave the writing behind in order to really be in the moment, but I’d be fooling myself.

Duncan, Arizona

Mornings are the quietest parts of the day when my meanders in the area are most conducive to discovering things in my head that stop me in my tracks to not what has bubbled up. Often, this is part of me talking out loud to myself and asking the universe when I’m stuck at a particular point in my writing where I should take the story. Sometimes, I might have been just looking at birds, a tree, or ruminating about something else when inspiration strikes, and I’m compelled to bring out my phone, eject the pen, and start jotting down notes. It’s happened more than once over these past few days and many times prior. As a matter of fact, I thought I was done with my writing chores here on the last partial day of my stay and that I’d take a leave of the Simpson relatively early, but after turning right here and passing through farms, that peculiar spark of encouragement had me standing roadside for close to a half hour furiously writing as fast as I could.

Molly the Cat at the Simpson Hotel in Duncan, Arizona

Back at the Simpson, contrary to my expectations, Clayton had not yet emerged to make coffee, which left me here with Molly, allowing me to indulge this super soft feline with rubs that guarantee she not only purrs crazily but also starts drooling by the bucket load. Okay, so I gave into that for about five minutes, and then I turned to transcribing my handwritten notes. Two hours later, and a small snack courtesy of Clayton, along with that promised coffee, I was packing up to start my drive home to see my own purring, drooling, equally soft and beautiful wife.

The Loom Must Awaken

Leclerc Four-shaft Floor Loom in Phoenix, Arizona

Considering today’s title and this image, you might be wondering how I am bringing weaving, Orthodox Easter, and David Lynch’s Dune together. Easy peasy: eggs, that’s how. Stay with me a second. A Romanian couple, neighbors actually, invited us to join them today for Orthodox Easter. Part of our meal at their place included dyed eggs. The tradition is thought to have originated in Ukraine, but that’s uncertain. In Ukraine the eggs are called Pysanky and are made with a dye-resist or batik method. The patterns used for making Pysanky were first inspired by patterns found in traditional Ukrainian embroidery and weaving. The type of eggs that Anna decorated are referred to as Lysanky in Ukrainian; we don’t know the Romanian word. For this, Anna wrapped parsley stems around the eggs before tying them into pantyhose to hold everything in place and then dyed the eggs by boiling them in water with onion skins.

Eggs at Easter make perfect sense, considering how life begins for us mammals with an egg and, while not a resurrection exactly, they are a kind of renewal. Traditionally, the egg has been a symbol associated with spring and rebirth. Eggs laid during Lent were often saved and decorated, then given as gifts or eaten to break the fast on Easter Sunday.

Weaving, too, is about life, continuity, and the interconnected whole. In Greek mythology, the Fates (or Moirai) were three goddesses who controlled the threads of human life, weaving them into complex tapestries that determined each person’s destiny, while for the Navajo (Diné), there’s “Na’ashjé’íí Asdzáá” known as Spider Woman who taught the Navajo how to weave; she’s also the goddess of fertility that gives rise to life.

But why the obscure reference to David Lynch’s Dune in particular? Who doesn’t remember the line, “The sleeper must awaken,” that foretells the story of Paul Atreides, who will effectively be resurrected into the Messianic character called the Kwisatz Haderach who saves the people of Arrakis?

We’d recently seen the newest iteration of Dune, Part 2, and we thought it sucked eggs (was pointless) and failed to deliver what Part 1 or Lynch’s original was able to offer. There was no real story woven together in that dud, and so, the loom of the narrative must awaken to resurrect the film, or else Part 3 can go to hell, sucking eggs all the way to its infernal end. Obviously, that would be a very unhappy Easter indeed, unlike the magnificent Sunday celebration we had with our neighbors.

A Beam of Sunlight in the Deep Forest

A Beam of Sunlight in the Deep Forest Book on a Eurorack Synth

Every so often, my curiosity about what someone else is reading in public leads to a chance encounter. In this case, it was a book titled On the Mystical Shape of the Godhead: Basic Concepts in the Kabbalah by Gershom Scholem. The reader was visiting the coffee shop I frequent all too frequently for the first time. He and his wife had recently moved to Arizona following the completion of his degrees in philosophy and English literature. Ivan was born in Macedonia, meaning the pronunciation of his name is Eevon, while his wife Merry (yep, as in Christmas) seemed receptive to my intrusion, and before I knew it, he dropped the name Adorno. My eyes lit up; nobody just casually talks about Theodor Adorno of the Frankfurt School, the author of one of my all-time favorite books, Dialectic of Enlightenment, and I do mean nobody ever.

The proverbial one thing leading to another results in us exchanging contact data, and, contrary to the more stereotypical transaction of that type of exchange, he wrote to me six days later, in early November. Soon after, we met for the second time. Fast forward following a number of subsequent meetups, and I leave our coffee encounter with a book recommendation titled A Beam of Sunlight in the Deep Forest by Édouard Schuré, which I ordered from a small company focusing on “visually striking and unusual books.” You see it in today’s photo.

I’ve not read this book yet. I’ve not read anything this year due to my commitment to what I’m writing away from these rare blog updates. Nor is this post about Ivan, as there’s too much to encapsulate in a brief missive. Nope, it’s about the books I’ve purchased this year that are gathering dust. The list includes the following: Japanese Inn by Oliver Statler, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, The Alexandria Quartet by Lawrence Durrell, Bifurcate: There is No Alternative by Bernard Stiegler, and Restoring the Pitchfork Ranch: How Healing a Southwest Oasis Holds Promise for Our Endangered Land by A. Thomas Cole. Compared to previous years, I believe this might be the least number of books I’ve brought into the inventory of new books that could require years before I open them. I said “open” not read, but that’s another story, another blog post for another day.

Up Before the Break of Dawn

Palo Verde flowers in Phoenix, Arizona

We rise before the sun, which arrives earlier every day on its quest to claim more of the night. Our days not only grow longer, but they become hotter, and the blossoms of spring must burst forth before the scorching summer heat crisps everything in its path here in the desert. We experienced our first 100-degree day (37 Celsius) nine days ago, which we can only hope does not portend something worse than last year’s fifty-five days of temperatures above 110 degrees (43 Celsius). Our winter gear is yet to be put away, just in case we are so fortunate to have a couple more cooler days ahead. Sure, the burst of color is always a welcome sight, as is the return of the song and fluttering of the mockingbirds, but the arrival of allergens works to temper the enthusiasm, even if only a tiny bit. With our alarm clock slowly creeping counterclockwise into the morning, waking us earlier and earlier, the warming days remind us of something else: hold hands as much as possible now because we are only weeks away from sweaty hands that lose some of the appeal of being grasped in love.

Happy 420

Cactus bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

This post has nothing to do with marijuana. The title was a convenient reference to a particular date to post something. Cactus blooms are small (though sometimes rather large) treasures that are real rarities. Sadly, as quickly as they show up, they are just as soon gone. Artificial Intelligence to the rescue! Posing the question as to why their blooms are so short-lived, Claude informed me of what should have been obvious. Blossoming flowers require a lot of energy and water. These things can be scarce in the desert, and with such a burst of contrasting beauty, they quickly attract the pollinators they require and, with their purpose satisfied, move immediately to wilting and death.

Another thing, most of these cactus blooms are in full flower when we are out at the break of dawn. It’s cooler then, so less evaporation will take place; plus, their primary pollinators being bats, moths, and beetles, those nocturnal creatures have these treats to themselves until the bees awaken.

Tree in bloom in Phoenix, Arizona

Not being experts in the visual identification of precisely what variant of hibiscus was blooming on this tree, we felt it better to admire the blossoms and not risk having a taste. Being in the Southwest, with a large Hispanic population, we have a ready supply of dried hibiscus flowers at any number of grocery stores that cater to the Hispanic market.

Attention: The above paragraph is false. It turns out that AI image detection is not foolproof, whereas  I, the editor, am extraordinarily brilliant and nearly perfect. Compare my knowledge to that of this man who claims to be a capable writer who engaged in the following text exchange, “Seriously, John? Everyone can see that this is Hoa Ban Tím, commonly known as Hong Kong Orchid.” To which he feebly replied, “Oh really, so why’s it in Arizona smarty pants?” I had to point out the obvious, “Duh, I’m from Germany, right?” What he wrote next makes me want to cry, “You’re telling me that someone married a plant?”