A Walk Along The Rhine

*** I’d like to take a moment to explain something regarding a conversation Caroline and I are having regarding these posts in Frankfurt. She feels that my socio-political-economic musings are interrupting the flow of the travel narrative and that maybe I should have carved out these diatribes into their own entries. The issue for me is that these intellectual situations were where I was in my head when we were on trains or sitting down for a coffee. The difference between this week in Frankfurt and the previous two weeks is that I was alone and had nothing to share about time spent with things or people that were familiar to me so it was all selfishly centered on whatever I wanted to rant or wax on about. Should you find these abrupt interludes jarring….well, too bad.

Frankfurt is the only city in Germany with a skyline dominated by highrises. It’s also the financial capital on the continent, and with London about to potentially exit the European Union via Brexit, Frankfurt only stands to win if England and the rest of the United Kingdom abandon the ship of integration. I won’t mince my words here; the utter stupidity of the old and undereducated that were exploited in order to kickstart the dismemberment of the EU is a kind of fuckery that only serves the xenophobic ambitions of powers afraid that their military superiority is going to be eclipsed by benevolent power that risks the hegemony of the West. If the United States, with the help of its long-term ally England, cracks the EU back into fractured powers, those entities will have to act as solo players and build alignments based on military commitments instead of America needing to find agreement from a bureaucratic EU that has to take into consideration social cohesion across the Union and find consensus on financial and military commitments.

If America believes there will be a clash of cultures and that a war on the scale that would be required to contain non-white players into a more historical subservient role that has been being played for the past 100 or so years comes to pass, it will be an extremely violent conflagration that will eclipse the level of destruction seen in all previous wars combined. In order to rationalize such a conflict, the United States will have to count the number of allies it has in recognizing the necessity of such action. By eliminating the EU, which would collectively be only a single ally, it would be able to align with governments moving to the right and maybe find 15 of the 27 current EU members to join its front. The appearance of having a dozen complicit aggressors instead of going it alone might nudge others on the fringe to back a coalition instead of risking isolation.

Frankfurt, Germany

As I move through Germany on the eve of European elections while the American Right agitates and implicitly backs anti-immigration right-wing policies of intolerance with hostility towards open borders, I can’t help but focus much of my attention on the future of these lands that have avoided war for over 70 years.

The very idea that the West might contain Asia and freeze immigration from Latin America, Africa, and the Middle East by creating conditions that are absolutely detrimental to being from one of those land areas is going to sound very appealing to an electorate afraid of the influx of people “stealing” their jobs. If I think longer about the conditions that a conflict could play out, I can see a situation where America works in complicity with China. Matter of fact, when considering how China is currently trying to contain its Muslim Uighur population, I have to wonder if this is practice for what we as a society will have to start accepting as containment moves to a global scale.

Frankfurt, Germany

The trains, they go everywhere. The longer-distance trains have wifi. Most have plugs to charge mobile devices. There are helpers if you need assistance finding your seat. There are areas for bikes. Toilets are frequently larger than airplane facilities. With solid tracks, there are no click-clack sounds. It’s about $10 to travel 40 miles, which is a fairly significant distance in a small country like Germany. If you are running late on longer-distance trains, it’s often possible to buy your ticket on board. Train stations in big cities are like malls but only with important stuff for travelers. The main station is often the center of town, and landing there will take you directly into the most important places you might want to visit.

Frankfurt, Germany

Trains, the economy, and the social fabric of our cultural constructs are all moving by in a blur, making them impossible to grab hold of and, consequently, to fully understand. The fragments I’m able to glean on my excursions are biased interpretations that flow through the filters of experience that have created my flavor of knowledge. My musings are like a train car that pulls into the station, loading up people, but in this case, impressions flood into my senses, which I carry forward like this speeding train going forward over the landscape. When it arrives at the next station, the view of the next location will come into view, and I will carry what I’ve collected and considered, applying those lessons to how I interpret the new impressions. The day my train comes to a permanent halt, I will have likely died, but until then, I should continue picking up new passengers, new thoughts, and new ideas.

Geisenheim, Germany

I know what you are thinking about now: “This doesn’t look like Geisenheim to me.” You are right; we are in Oestrich-Winkel, where we left the train about 6km before reaching our destination.

Geisenheim, Germany

We traded 15 minutes of a train ride for 90 minutes of walking in order to better see our environment and move slowly among the impressions that should linger in our memories instead of joining the blur. It’s not every day that Caroline and I stroll past villas with vineyards on gently rising slopes that stretch up hillsides away from the river that makes this region a German treasure for cultivating grapes in the making of wine.

Caroline Wise next to the Rhein River in Germany

That river is the Rhine. From Switzerland flowing north through Germany into the Netherlands, this 1,230km (760 miles) river is second to the Danube in length regarding Central Europe but is a distant third when compared to the Volga at 3,530km. This highly navigable and vital waterway has spawned many a city along its banks, with a fair share of castles dotting outposts overlooking the lush and fertile lands that try to contain it. Today, the river is running high, and in some places, we have to detour as the trail is well underwater.

Geisenheim, Germany

Our path is not a straight line as we zigzag from a flooded river path back towards a small town in the hopes of passing quaint storefronts or admiring a large vineyard that holds the promise of a wine that might become a classic.

Geisenheim, Germany

If you are going to walk by in the early morning, you might not always be able to dip into the places that hold appeal, and so it was as we passed Weingut Jacob Hamm here on the Hauptstrasse here in Oestrich-Winkel. Heck, they don’t even open until 18:00 today (6:00 p.m.), but their courtyard is pretty, and maybe one day we’ll wander back through for a 4-course dinner with wine pairing from their winery. Not that I’ll be sampling the wine, but that doesn’t mean that Caroline won’t be indulging.

Geisenheim, Germany

This is the Basilika St. Ägidius in Mittelheim of Rheingau. Wouldn’t you know it, the doors were locked this morning. Well, it’s been sitting here since the 12th century, so it’ll probably be waiting for us on a future visit where we better plan where our path takes us.

Geisenheim, Germany

Every beautiful little village across the European landscape talks to us that this would be the perfect place to make a part of our retirement. Take, for example, this town; I’ve found rental properties for short-term stays from about $550 per month, which would certainly fit within our budget if our savings aren’t wiped out by some medical catastrophe. We will continue to dream and hope that one day we’ll be chilling next to some river and walking the hillsides while holding hands, still in love after a lifetime of exploring happiness.

Caroline Wise and FeFe in Geisenheim, Germany

We’ve reached Geisenheim, where Caroline’s stepmother Vevie lives. Last year when we wanted to visit her she was over in Prague, so we missed her, this year we were able to spend half the day with her. Our visits with this shrinking family who are happy to see us are far too short, and so it will be today, too.

Caroline Wise and FeFe in Geisenheim, Germany

A short stop at Vevie’s home and a coffee later we were off to the Rhine for a leisurely riverside walk. Lunch will be had with Bingen in the background and the flooded river running swiftly past us here at the Bootshaus Restaurant. While Caroline and her stepmother enjoy a midday glass of wine, I’m here with the sparkling water and computer open to try and add something to the blog for the day.

Geisenheim, Germany

With Caroline and I together and the time spent with family, it’s rather difficult to find writing time, and she has even less time to give to editing my musings to ensure I don’t embarrass myself too much. The original plan, like yesterday’s, was that I’d make myself scarce while Caroline and Vevie met, and then I’d join them at a later time for lunch or a sweet. Instead, I find myself spending the afternoon with them. There’s a slight problem regarding my German language skills as the talk moves beyond the basics that deal with travel, and they explore details of daily life. This level of German is far beyond my ability to understand, and so being absent for at least part of the day would have let them converse without worrying about trying to include me, thus allowing the talk to be more spontaneous, but as things work out I’m ever-present, and they oblige me with the occasional translation so I’m not too far away from the conversation.

Geisenheim, Germany

The section of the river we’re sitting next to draws in quite a few couples who take up a spot next to the water and sit awhile. A dozen or more barges have trundled by but only one private craft. There were a couple of dozen people setting up all manner of tents, food carts, and even a stage for this weekend’s festivities. The big event is called Besser als Nix or Better Than Nothing. With food, drink, and live music next to the Rhine, I know where I’d love to be, but if I’m not mistaken, this type of popup party is likely happening in hundreds of locations across Germany and then another thousand other places throughout Europe.

Just before leaving Vevie and Geisenheim, we had quite the surprise: Hanns Engelhardt. Turns out he didn’t know we’d be visiting Vevie today, and so after taking care of business in nearby Wiesbaden, he thought he’d drop in on her, but she wasn’t at home, so he waited for her return. What a surprise it was to see him a day early, so now you know who we’ll be traveling to see tomorrow. Unfortunately, we had to excuse ourselves as we still had arrangements to tend to later in the day, and so off we went.

Caroline Wise in Rudesheim, Germany

Should you wonder if I miss this type of lifestyle, the answer is unabashed: of course I do! So why are we not living in Europe? This celebration with beautiful weather is just getting underway as Germany emerges from six months of gray, cold weather and short days. If we could live anywhere here on the continent from June 1st until September 15th with a two-week return from the middle of December until after the New Year’s festivities, then we’d certainly opt for that. Cost of living is another difficult part of remaining in Europe for an extended period of time, with gasoline costing roughly $7 to $9 a gallon, rents in bigger cities starting at $1500 a month for something that would be about half the size of what we get in Arizona is also a factor.

Rudesheim, Germany

Maybe one day we’ll figure things out, and in retirement, we can live along the Oregon coast from October through early May and then make our way to Europe for the summer. While this would be a luxury to us, we’d have to do this economically, and as long as we can keep rents in both locations to under $1000 a month with electricity and water, it almost starts to seem possible. And you can trust that if we can find a rental property for only $650 a month a mile or two away from the ocean and then rent an Airbnb for a month at a time and stay in four different cities across Europe for about $30 a day, we’d be right on it.

Olaf Finkbeiner in Frankfurt, Germany

This is kind of extraordinary meeting up with an old friend twice on one trip, but that’s just what we’re doing tonight as we head to Harvey’s to check in with Olaf Finkbeiner and Torsten Kühne. These two leave indelible impressions on Caroline and me if for no other reason than their passion for being present and engaged in life has all of the rage and fire they had 30 years ago when we all met. To be honest, we know very few people who embrace life in quite the same way. Sure, we know successful people, ambitious people, and adventurous ones, too, but it’s rare for us to find two of the more intriguing qualities that are important to us, and those are political and intellectual engagement that borders on fervor. Not only are they actively working and concerned about the social conversation Europe is having, but both are creative forces that have refused to let their idealism take a rest.

To Kuehne in Frankfurt, Germany

After drinks, hanging out, and talking a bit, hunger took over, and the guys suggested a different place to get dinner. We strolled down the street to Eckhaus. If anything makes us miss living in Europe, it is having these times with friends who’ve not betrayed their dreams to become characters that are poor representations of the people we knew when we lived around the corner from Olaf and To. Realistically, we’d probably see each other less if we were living in Frankfurt again, but that doesn’t diminish our fondness for having time to catch up with these two Menschen.

The Long Walk To Bad Soden

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Living in Germany during the last century it never occurred to Caroline or me that we could possibly ever walk from Frankfurt to Bad Soden in the Taunus mountains. After my recent walk from Pankow to Charlottenburg, our long walks around Budapest last year, and previous lengthy strolls through New York City and Washington, D.C. I thought I should at least check the distance from Heddernheim to Bad Soden, and at 13.8km or about 9 miles, we realized that this would be a relatively easy walk. Google found a nice route for our walk and estimated it would take about three hours to cover.

Frankfurt, Germany

The roughly 19,000 steps across the German countryside through farmland, protected wild belts, and an arboretum made for a beautiful walk to visit Caroline’s godmother Helga in Bad Soden.

Frankfurt, Germany

Through fields of wheat, rye, and barley, we walked over farm plots divided by the trail that often branched off in other directions which piqued our curiosity as to where those paths go off to. Soon it started to feel like one might easily walk across Germany on these small foot and bike paths that crisscross the landscape.

Frankfurt, Germany

It’s surprising how quickly our view changed from being in Frankfurt to being so far outside of Frankfurt. Because Caroline and I had only ever used motorized transportation to move about in this city, it always felt that the city was a lot larger than it turned out to be. It was on a previous trip for vacation over here when we walked from the north side of Frankfurt all the way to Sachsenhausen and then to the main train station that it started occurring to us that this place was not as big as we’d once thought.

Frankfurt, Germany

An old U.S. military airstrip that had fallen out of use has been turned into a state park that also serves as an arboretum. With protected lands hosting a variety of plant and animal life, we have yet another reason to wonder about what other localized biomes exist across the German landscape that are currently being protected or are slated for the return to a more natural state of existence.

Frankfurt, Germany

A chestnut tree has taken root from an acorn taken from Ukraine by a former prisoner of war.

Frankfurt, Germany

The speed of travel Caroline and I dream of takes us as slowly as this snail lugging his home on his back to wherever such treks take one.

Frankfurt, Germany

The small garden plots called “Schrebergarten” are also known in England as allotments. With many people never having the opportunity to own their own land, there are these small plots people can rent to tend a small garden, put up a covered awning attached to a hut where they can invite friends for cookouts, or just hang out in their garden having a drink and admiring the tranquility. Renting one is no easy feat, as these small plots are highly sought after.

Caroline Wise and Helga in Kronberg, Germany

We were only about 20 minutes later than Google’s estimation, likely due to my needing to stop for photographs. Once in Bad Soden, we had to reckon with the hills we’d not considered when planning this walk. After the first 18,000 steps, we were no longer in a condition that motivated us to trudge up hills that only worked to fatigue our worn-out legs further. We first saw Helga checking her mail as we started coming down a hilltop, and so I yelled out to surprise her that we, in fact, were arriving on foot. After a break and something to drink at her old flat, we headed to her new place just down the road in the town of Kronberg. Fortunately, she was driving.

Caroline Wise and Helga in Kronberg, Germany

Helga has been aware for years that such a move might one day be a necessity, and she had joined a community nearly a decade ago, so she’d have priority on acquiring one of the rental units that specifically caters to retirees who when living alone can suffer from the burden and isolation. Because she’s still transitioning to the new place and things are not fully unpacked yet, we squeezed in around the dining table while Helga made us lunch in a kitchen that was barely big enough for her to turn around in.

Caroline Wise and Helga in Kronberg, Germany

The park in front of three mid-rise apartment buildings has a beautiful park with views of Frankfurt’s skyline in the distance. On Helga’s side of the building are great views of the Taunus mountain range. At the park, there is a pagoda, a meeting space, and some exercise equipment. Like most people her age, she’s ambivalent about whether this is the right thing to do as, on one hand, it feels as though a certain amount of freedom is being sacrificed while, on the other, accepting that one is getting older steals an amount of dignity when we want to believe we’re not really all that old.

Caroline Wise, Helga, and John Wise in Kronberg, Germany

Here I am, still sitting with Caroline and Helga for what turned out to be a great visit. I sincerely believed that, at best, I’d say hi to Helga and move on down the road to a cafe so I could once again indulge my selfishness in writing while those two caught up with each other while speed talking in German. Turns out that Helga enjoys both of us as visitors as she feels reassured in seeing firsthand our happiness in being together. Knowing that just makes the visit all the sweeter, and I don’t have to feel like an intruder. After spending the better part of the day with her well into the late afternoon, we accepted Helga’s offer to drive us back to Heddernheim. I have to admit that I’ve rarely known of another lady in her early 80’s who moves down the road at nearly 100mph but Helga wasn’t shy at all about getting down the road.

Caroline Wise and Stephanie Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

The question of whether I could take a photo of these sisters was met with a bit of disdain from the one who just arrived huffing and puffing in need of water due to her putting some oomph into her step to reach us on the agreed-upon time of sitting down to dinner. We are at Speisekammer in Heddernheim, which is about a 15-minute walk from the Engelhardt’s home and is currently rated the #2 restaurant in the region for Frankfurter Grüne Soße.

Frankfurt, Germany

This was Stephanie’s main dish, but her appetizer was a half-portion of the exact same thing because who doesn’t love green sauce? Klaus wasn’t joining us tonight, as business responsibilities took him to Budapest until tomorrow afternoon.

Hanging Out With Jutta

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

This is the type of vacation day I like to claim we do not indulge in: we are moving along at a snail’s pace, but that’s just how it’s playing out. It’s after nine before boarding the train into town. There’s no walking to the city center today as we are trying to dedicate as much time as possible for Caroline to visit with her mom, and considering how late it is before we are underway, it’s best we take the quickest way possible.

Frankfurt, Germany

We could have gotten closer to the Bergerstrasse area, but we’d not had anything to eat yet, and I spotted a place that was highly recommended in North End, our old neighborhood. The Frühstück at Glauburg Cafe was worth the acclaim this former Konditorei (pastry cafe) has gotten, although it is a bit on the pricey side. From here, it’s only about a 10-15 minute walk to Jutta’s.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

A skirt in a shop window at a second-hand store caught both of our eyes and while Caroline at first asked why I was going in, she was soon walking out with the skirt you see here.

At Jutta’s, I said a quick hello and explained my need to go write, just a clever excuse to give Caroline and her mom the time to talk German without Caroline having to explain more than half of what they were talking about. The first cafe I stopped at surprised me with two things: free wifi, and they are open 24 hours a day; nothing is open 24 hours a day in Germany. So, did I set up shop? Nope, the joint also features all of the stale cigarette smoke you might or might not want.

Around the corner, at Saalburg and Bergerstrasse, I’m sitting at the Eifler Bakery, which claims to have free wifi, but I can’t get a connection to the internet, so I have to use my hotspot. I’m sitting outside, so I’m in the de facto smoking section, and with a guy behind me taking heavy drags on his cigarette and the guy in front of me with his pipe. I have plenty of smoke to enjoy; at least it’s not stale smoke mixed with sour beer that I walked into at the other place. Then there are the sex shops I’ve eschewed on this visit, well, those and the whore houses, but it’s the smell of the sex shops that hold special memories in my olfactory. I’ll leave that for another day, but knowing my ability to overshare, there’s a chance I wrote about those experiences in a previous entry years ago.

Frankfurt, Germany

Meet Horst, who’s not altogether happy with the sad state of intellectual affairs. He’s seen enough history to know doom when he sees it repeating itself. Okay, so this is not really Horst. I have no idea who he is, nor do I care. While I was sitting outside this cafe watching others in their routines, I found myself inspired to start writing what appears to be fiction, which is a writing style I’ve not really indulged in yet.

Frankfurt, Germany

Meet Heinz, the postman. His full name is Karl-Heinz Fischbach, and well, that’s not really who he is either, but for the sake of my nascent storytelling, he will suffice to help me flesh out one of the character ideas I’m considering.

Frankfurt, Germany

After a couple of hours and 1800 words written, of which I’m not ready to share much more than I have already, Caroline swung around the corner, nearly missing me before we took off for a walk while Jutta napped. The picture is a humorous reminder for her of the sign that says, “Cornflakes are God’s apology for spinach.”

Some shopping and just hanging out for a while is all we did. There’s really nothing else to share about the uneventful time we spent here on Bergerstrasse.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

With Jutta awake again, it was time to take a stroll in Gunthersburg Park, which is effectively across the street from Jutta’s apartment. While it’s not sunny out, it appears that the rain is finished. Caroline and her mom shuffle along, talking about stuff in their mother tongue, while I’m along for snapping the occasional photo of the two of them and generally looking for things that will stick in my memory to spur some thought or other for writing. Maybe all I’ll take from the walk are further ruminations about foggy things that reside in the back of my head, with nothing much at all moving to the forefront.

Frankfurt, Germany

What do you easily remember seeing when you are traveling? The big significant things that you could easily find by searching the internet for nothing more than the city name of the place you visited would likely turn up most of what you saw. With that in mind, I try to make an effort to photograph those little things that are easily forgotten or unseen as incidental extras. I look at a lot of graffiti and stickers, and if my blog were about those two subjects, I’d be able to share hundreds of impressions instead of relying on a couple of dozen images while trying to find hundreds of verbal impressions to accompany the photos.

Frankfurt, Germany

A statue of a naked woman lying in a supine position might be the last image I’d expect to find in a children’s park, but that’s what’s here, and she wasn’t the only one. While I’ve been on the hunt for a “giftzwerg” or poison dwarf to send to a guy in the Seattle area who, if he could obtain an image of one or, better yet, somebody would offer him a hand-carved fetish of one, I think I can talk on his behalf that he’d pay a good price to obtain an authentic poison dwarf fetish, maybe even a totem if that’s all that’s currently available.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

My dwarves, on the other hand, are sweet.

Frankfurt, Germany

While it’s not rainy, it feels far from sunny, and though the sun attempts to show its face from time to time and there are occasional glimmers of golden light, it remains gray and cloudy in the city in which I had long ago grown accustomed to not seeing our nearby star on a regular basis. Just because it’s gray doesn’t mean things are not interesting to look at, though; this is my version of turning lemons into lemonade.

Frankfurt, Germany

This is a bull, and there is no ambiguity about that fact as it is anatomically correct in every way, including something that resembles a butthole on its backside. My mother-in-law asked that I not share its balls or an intimate photo of its Schließmuskel.

Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

Slow and difficult. This is the best description of my mother-in-law. She’s still sweet in her own way, but her days must be her own way regardless of the troubles she’s putting on her other daughter, who does the bulk of the heavy lifting regarding taking care of an aging old lady. I can’t say I blame Jutta for her belligerence as she’s made it to 84, and, well, if you make it over 80 I suppose you get a free pass to do things whatever way you want. Unfortunately, getting stuck in being lazy creates a poor situation for the person who is losing mobility, but it also causes hardship for the family, who must keep a close eye on the person who is at risk of malnutrition, wasting, and the potential to fall.

While Jutta was in senior care during Klaus and Stephanie’s vacation, and when Caroline can now offer some assistance in dealing with a few things her mom needs, it ends up being a gift to my in-laws that they have yet one more weekend off from the taxing obligation to help keep Jutta in her apartment and living as independently as possible.

Frankfurt, Germany

This cat perched atop a wall was in the process of giving the proverbial zero fucks, or is that null ficks gegeben as the cat is German? Makes one wonder if German mice taste like sausage or like chicken as in America.

Frankfurt, Germany

Cafe Wacker for coffee is a classic place to go as it’s an old-fashioned kind of place with dark woods, tiny tables, cramped quarters, and an abundance of originality and flavor that you are looking for. You are meant to dip in, get your caffeine on, and maybe enjoy a sweet or some cigarettes if you are here on a day with favorable weather conditions and are outside where smoking is allowed.

Frankfurt, Germany

I really wanted the rhubarb crumble to be a slice of perfection, and while it was very good, as it wasn’t too sweet and it did have rhubarb, it wasn’t something that would be dreamed about on a return visit.

Frankfurt, Germany

Off to Sachsenhausen for dinner. After bidding Jutta a good night, we had to cross the Main River on our way, and while this wasn’t a truly photogenic moment, it does show what the skyline looks like on an average day in Frankfurt. Once in this southern area of Frankfurt that has traditionally been a corner of merriment, we tried getting a table at Apfelwein-Wirtschaft Fichtekränzi, who couldn’t seat us, over at Ebbelwoi Unser who might be able to seat us at some point, and then over to Gaststätte Atschel to get our fix of German cooking that delivered some great Handkäse mit Musik along with some wild game sausage in lingonberry sauce for Caroline and Tafelspitz with green sauce for me. Walking back to Hauptwache, I just had to stop at the Hauptwache Cafe for some apple strudel with ice cream because it’s a seriously good one, not as amazing as the one we had at Café Landtmann in Vienna, Austria, but it’s a close second.

Frankfurt and Frankfurters

Frankfurt, Germany

This will be Caroline’s first full day in Frankfurt, and although we talked way too late into the night with the Engelhardt’s we were up early and ready to go before anyone else. After a cup of coffee and some magnificent German wholegrain Brötchen, it was time to head down the road. The girls took a taxi to pick up their mom from her temporary lodging where she had stayed while Stephanie and Klaus had been visiting Katharina in New Zealand for the past month. Klaus was waiting for the tow truck to pick up his car, the battery died while they were away on vacation, and I was moving on foot from Heddernheim to Bornheim (a walk of about 5.5 miles or about 9km). Seems that this type of long walk across Frankfurt is unheard of, but following my two weeks of wandering around Berlin, Erfurt, Mühlhausen, and Bayreuth, I needed to keep up my momentum, if for no other reason than to work off my culinary indulgences that know few bounds.

Along the way, I found myself distracted by my thoughts about European integration, the formation of the EU, and its stability. Something that feels obvious in major cities that host larger, diverse populations where prosperity is being cultivated is that there is most likely an educated populace. Swimming with other well-educated people in these fishbowls, I feel that many are mostly unaware of how isolated their fellow citizens who live outside of the economically thriving business zones are. Prosperity to the person in the city feels natural and easily attained, but this blinds them to the reality of the person in the town just 30 miles away who doesn’t see an opportunity for themselves or their children. Knowing that their neighbors in the big city are doing better than them, they must find a scapegoat to explain their misfortune. The easiest person to victimize instead of taking the blame for neglecting one’s own failures is the foreigner who is being cast as the usurper of “all the good jobs.” Certainly, it is not the foreigner stealing anyone’s job, nor is it strictly the person who neglected their own relevance regarding job skills in a complex work environment; it is also the failure of government, business, and mass media to apprise the population of the importance of more than mindless bureaucracy, low-cost credit, and some new reality star.

Frankfurt, Germany

The reality is that those in the major population centers with greater earnings potential can afford greater comforts, but this comes at the expense of having free time. With this exchange of time for money to afford a higher cost of living, new clothes, and a car that better represents their status, along with eating out and requiring someone else to do their laundry and clean their home, there are opportunities for those who will wash dishes, care for plants, walk their dogs, and maintain the amenities of the services that are making living in an expensive location worthwhile.

Frankfurt, Germany

This situation, though, has transparent and opaque elements to those who are looking in from the outside. When visiting the city, they witness great luxury but do not see the hidden effort and so the simpleminded can only assume that this is a version of normal that is anything but to them. From here, resentment festers, and the serpent’s head of populism starts to stoke the fires of nationalism. If those who are benefiting the most from prosperity fail to understand this equation and fail to work on a solution to bring at least some small level of enlightenment to the masses, they will certainly pay the price for their arrogance in ignoring those capable of abhorrent destruction.

Here in Europe, there needs to be a growing awareness of understanding what’s being worked against European interests. Outside of diplomatic channels that happen between travelers and traders, America is pushing the dialog to the right while trying to influence Europe from within. The goal, in my opinion, is nothing less than the dissolution of the EU. Constant media chatter in the United States about the failures of Europe and the deep troubles of its immigration problems are near-daily fare to the American consumer of trash television. In contaminating the conversation and taking to the street level within communities, thus bypassing traditional media channels while simultaneously inferring that those sources of news are fake there is a nefarious effect of poisoning the intellectual and dialectic environment. This opens the door to America at least maintaining the 2nd largest economy as China moves into the position of the hegemon while hoping to see a fractured Europe hurting its own potential economic significance.

Frankfurt, Germany

Why is America acting in this capacity following over 80 years of global benevolence? The answer might be found along the lines that America has failed at acculturating itself to an advanced education system and a viable job training infrastructure. We exploit the fact that people need jobs and we force them to amass debt in order to obtain almost any type of skills for well-paying work that extends beyond the minimum wage. Having failed to invest in serious training and turning education into a profit center, we neglected to support intelligent, creative tradesmen who could help build infrastructure such as the one Germany has been creating for the last 70 years following World War II. The importance of this is evident from the fear being shown by certain powerful factions within the United States who are working to destabilize other players on the world stage so that it might use its vast military power and strength to wreak havoc on other lands thus allowing America to direct the political narrative and consequently the economic one also.

Europe is at a juncture in its history where creating a successful European Union, while tenuous and fraught with uncertainty, is an experiment that, for the sake of future generations, should be a goal worth striving for. The results have been seen by anyone visiting Europe in the past years; for example, look at the city I’m in today. Frankfurt is the first place on the continent that might be considered an American city. From the purely unscientific method of casual observation, there is a diversity here similar to that of Los Angeles. The language of Frankfurters is also very mutable, with people dropping German greetings in favor of Hi instead of Hallo and Yes instead of Ja. While they may not be fully aware of the particulars, it is the diversity of Frankfurt’s population that has created a food and cultural wealth that allows people of the region to experience other cultures while keeping their daily experience full of surprises, which translates into constant learning opportunities.

Frankfurt, Germany

Take Adem’s Fruchte-Bazaar on Eschersheimer Landstraße where this Turkish-owned fruit and vegetable shop features produce from Germany, Spain, Colombia, South Africa, France, Italy, Israel, Peru, New Zealand, Brazil, Costa Rica, South Africa, Mexico, Portugal, and Morocco. I have to wonder how many young Europeans are taking for granted their easy access to pomegranates from Peru, avocados from Mexico, or pineapple from Costa Rica. The argument against this type of trade doesn’t take into account the number of flights that are moving goods and passengers between countries that Europe is trading with, and so filling cargo holds with perishable food items where hard currency may be hard to come by to pay for advanced products from the EU is likely a great trade deal for its partners on other continents.

Walking across the financial capital of Europe I was passing the area that at one time was part of the American military properties that were scattered across Germany. A new building I couldn’t recognize from our visit last year drew my attention, and I was just about to photograph it when, on the assumption that a young man about to pass me might be a student there, I asked about this place.

Frankfurt, Germany

His name is Max, and he’s studying here at the Frankfurt School of Finance and Management to acquire his master’s degree. We ended up talking for nearly 20 minutes, and if I wasn’t running late to meet up with my mother-in-law I would have taken him up on his offer to give me a tour of the impressively large facility. He pointed out how the five main structures represent the five principal continents as they are counted in Europe (in America, the schools teach that there are seven). I asked him what he thought about living in Germany as a 23- or 24-year-old European. He’s optimistic about the future of Europe while simultaneously nervous about Brexit and the push from the United States to destabilize the process of European integration. Interestingly, he referenced his country not as Germany but as Europe. He is also aware of the fear coming from the elderly due to social changes and the risk of climate change. He recently listened to a talk from AFD (Alternative für Deutschland, a party with seats in the federal government, considered to be a right-wing extremist group aligned with ideas that were popular with Hitler et al.) at the school that was part reasonable and part fantasy as he feels the need to know all sides that are acting as forces upon the future. Max also spoke to me about his concern for the environment and how Greta Thunberg has inspired a young generation, especially the activism among young people participating in Fridays for Future.

Frankfurt, Germany

With that, I excused myself from this most gracious man and continued on my walk across Frankfurt. It seems appropriate that in this financial capital of Europe, the economy and its consequences should be on people’s minds and not only those who occupy ivory towers and the offices of government. Like our environmental issues, it is the inaction and laissez-faire attitudes of career workers who are more concerned with job security than the issues they are supposed to be focused on, but all too often, I encounter attitudes of people asking why any of this matters to me and what could they possibly do about the bulwark that is blocking our potential momentum? Defeatist attitudes are not the ones that throw off the tyranny of laziness and blind acceptance.

Jutta Engelhardt with Caroline and John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Time to turn off the two-hour pondering about the economy of Europe as I finally reach Saalburgstrasse in Bornheim. My mother-in-law, Jutta, looks great. While she goes to the assisted living place kicking and screaming against the idea when Klaus and Stephanie go on vacation, the socialization can be seen in her ability to be engaged instead of drifting into herself when she’s alone. The bad part of the experience is that Jutta sees the place as a kind of rehabilitation center and, as such, feels perfectly justified staying in bed and getting no exercise. Talking further with her is revealing as, in her eyes, this center is just shy of being a kind of prison for old people, but then she realizes that her vocalized disdain for “old” people should probably include herself.

Stephanie and Jutta Engelhardt with Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

So we took her out for a freedom walk in order to get some lunch and a coffee. From there, Stephanie had to take off in preparation for her return to work tomorrow, so the three ladies walked back to Jutta’s apartment while I finished some writing. Fifteen minutes later, I was knocking on the door. Stephanie was just leaving, and it wouldn’t be ten more minutes before Jutta was succumbing to the need for a nap.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Finally, some private time for Caroline and me, and so we took a nice slow walk down the Bergerstrasse shopping area where Caroline’s impulse to browse was getting its first chance to find her happy place. Our first stop was a 1€ store that was tchotchke heaven, though they also had some great bargains, such as a blanket for only about $1. This shopping area of Frankfurt has always held special sway over Caroline as it was funkier than the commercial core that runs between Hauptwache and Konstablerwache.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Sharing Spaghetti Ice is de rigueur when we are in Frankfurt, though we cheated on Eis Christina around the corner from where we used to live and went for convenience right here on Bergerstrasse. It was okay, but it wasn’t perfect like our old favorite.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

It rained a little bit, but not as bad as was expected or what the thunder portended. A stop at a paper shop let Caroline pick up a bottle of ink she uses for her fountain pen, and a visit to a sock store let her buy some striped socks she missed purchasing during our last visit. I also talked her into buying the Bembel-style socks that are fashioned after the Hessian stoneware jug used for serving Frankfurt’s famous apple wine. Speaking of apple wine, after collecting Jutta following her nap we took a walk around the corner to a spot called Apfelwein Solzer that had some good reviews for traditional German food.

Frankfurt, Germany

Blood sausage, mashed potatoes, and grilled onions may not be everyone’s idea of yummy German food, but maybe you’d be surprised if you gave it a try. Caroline was satisfied with her iron-rich dinner, while I needed that comfort food group known as fat that only comes with deep frying.

Frankfurt, Germany

I’m stuck on a green sauce kick that requires me to eat as much of the stuff as I can before leaving the Frankfurt area. Nearly every meal is also starting with Handkäse mit Musik which I’ve probably described half a dozen times before in my blog. A large schnitzel with a fried egg and bacon smiled at my heart as it invited itself into my arteries with gusto.

Sonntag

Bayreuth, Germany

The emptiness of Sunday is alive and well in Germany. There’s magic walking out in a city on an early Sunday morning to find its streets without people. Then, around 9:30, the bells start ringing, and parishioners start to move towards the church of their choice. Others walk with a quick purpose, having snuck out to fetch some bread because they likely forgot to visit the bakery yesterday. There are not a lot of bakeries open on Sunday, while cake and sweet shops will be open, but that won’t happen until around 10:00.

Bayreuth, Germany

Pigeons, John, trees, and a maypole are the only things present. That’s not correct, is it? This was a kind of Waldo statement as the maypole is not like the others. Plus, there are people who pop in and out of some of the businesses as they get ready for the reduced hours of a Sunday, and I should mention that those are only establishments that deal with food, as everyone else will remain closed.

Bayreuth, Germany

Getting these photos even on a Sunday morning without people sometimes takes a moment of waiting for someone to finish walking through. Other images I’d like to capture are spoiled with the presence of construction signs, such as a couple here that I felt were unobtrusive enough while yet other photos are skipped due to a looming crane overhead or scaffolding wrapping a building.

Bayreuth, Germany

The Hofgarten here was the busiest spot I’ve found so far today, with people running through, riding bikes, or walking dogs. Just look at them all; if you look closely at the bridge in the distance, you might see someone standing there.

Bayreuth, Germany

This is the final resting place of Richard and Cosima Wagner at Wahnfried House in Bayreuth. Now, I don’t know if they are in the same casket, but this would be awfully romantic in my book if they were. Even if they’re not cozied up to one another, I’m just gonna go with the assumption that they are.

Bayreuth, Germany

As you might guess from the name behind the statue, this is Wahnfried House, or more accurately, the villa shared by the Wagners. I didn’t take the time to visit for much the same reason I didn’t go to any museums while here in Germany without Caroline: she’s not here with me. Behind the villa is where I took the previous photo of the Wagner grave.

Bayreuth, Germany

Why should I be so enamored of this old-style architecture when, in many ways, it’s just plain old German stuff built in the previous centuries, as is common in many cities across the landscape of Germany? I think it has something to do with how temporary architecture feels in America. Nothing in the States feels permanent, not our iconic buildings, not our nature, not our coastlines, not people’s civility. Regarding this idea of civility, Germany had about 28 murders committed during my stay of the past two weeks (five of them by crossbow), while in America, that number was approximately 663. Go ahead and point out that America’s population is three times larger than Germany’s, but my math says if America and Germany had similar murder rates, America would have had only 84 murders, which is still too many, or Germany should have had 180 homicides instead of its paltry 28: amateurs.

Bayreuth, Germany

The Margravial Opera House is on my list of places to visit and to bring Caroline. This classic example of Baroque architecture features performances quite regularly, and while I would have loved to take a concert in, I just can’t do it without my bestie.

Bayreuth, Germany

The Schlosskirche was filling up, and nothing is more frowned upon on Sunday than tourists dropping in on services to treat the congregation as a bunch of animals in the zoo there for our entertainment. This from the guy who drops in on random weddings, huh?

Bayreuth, Germany

The cleaners here at Disneyland are a stealthy bunch coming out at night to wash away the day’s festivities. Nary a sign of the merriment that was happening on the streets into the wee hours of the night. By the way, found free breakfast today at a Bed and Breakfast Hotel. I walked in, went upstairs, looked around where I should pay, but couldn’t find anyone, so I joined the queue for the buffet-style gathering of guests; and upon finishing my breakfast, I scouted where I should pay and still found nothing. Not able to find someone to clear my bill, it felt perfectly acceptable to enjoy my gratis meal.

Bayreuth, Germany

I did something rare this morning: I went back to the room where I’d left my bags, not with the intent of grabbing them and heading to the train station but to prepare the photos I’d already shot and get them uploaded to the blog. With Caroline coming in at 5:00 p.m. this afternoon, I don’t anticipate having much time to do the bloggy thing later today. Matter of fact, I may just remain in a perpetual hug with her until we pass out, which for her will probably be much sooner than me, seeing my jet lag is a relic of the past.

Nuremberg, Germany

The train left Bayreuth at 12:30, arriving nearly an hour later in Nuremberg. With a 38-minute stopover, I needed to figure out where the train I was taking to the Frankfurt Airport had moved platforms to and try to find out which car I was in as that determined where I needed to be on the long platform. It’s now 70 minutes until I arrive at the airport and about two hours before Caroline does. Good thing I have all this writing and editing I need to try to finish before falling further behind.

I’m now at the airport, sitting in front of exit C1, and Caroline’s flight is delayed by 25 minutes. I guess I’m practicing my smile for when I see her because since stopping at the Hauptbahnhof before heading out here to the airport, I’ve been smiling a lot. Though I know she doesn’t arrive for another 35 minutes, I can’t help but glance up at everyone who emerges from those automatic doors. Once she landed the process of passing through customs and retrieving checked bags went incredibly fast as when I landed, I felt like I was off the plane and approaching the train within about 15 minutes.

This is strange as she approaches from afar and is still in the air on the final approach; I think she’s bringing her jet lag to me, and somehow, I’m sensing it’s on its way. After two weeks of being on the constant go, I’m sitting here at the airport, and I’m overwhelmed with feelings of sleepiness. I’d better do the right thing and go over to this cafe next to me, fetch a coffee, and continue to wait with a smile on my face because who can possibly fall asleep while grinning, right?

Caroline and John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

My German has arrived in Germany. Nothing else needs to be said besides, better together.

Caroline and John Wise with Stephanie and Klaus in Frankfurt, Germany

After not being in a car for two weeks and then getting in with a taxi driver who was intent on moving fast, I wasn’t quite ready for how quickly we pressed into 100mph. In about 15 minutes, we were already approaching Heddernheim where we’ll be staying with Stephanie and Klaus for the next week. After a quick hug and stepping into their house while a thunderstorm approached, Klaus was soon busy making Frankfurter Grüne Soße. This is the food of happiness during springtime here in Frankfurt, where it has become a serious contender for the official food of the city, well, at least in my version of reality. Green sauce for you English speakers is a combination of the fresh herbs parsley, chives, chervil, borage, sorrel, garden cress, and salad burnet. These finely chopped herbs are then mixed with yogurt or sour cream and served cold with boiled new potatoes and hard-boiled eggs.

Frankfurt, Germany

Reintegration with people I needed to communicate with after a two-week break in the Berlin area on my own wasn’t as smooth in my head as I tried to make it appear on the outside. Within, I could feel a heavy sense of passive-aggressiveness brought on by the need to be polite and to remain in one location. My only salvation was to excuse myself and take a fast walk around the neighborhood. This opens up the potential for another experiment in intentional behavior and perspective shift, and that’s to go on a one-month walk where I don’t make contact with anyone I know. Note to self: read “Of Walking in Ice: Munich-Paris” by Werner Herzog which chronicled his walk from Munich to Paris during the winter of 1974.

Looking back at my earliest days in Germany decades ago, I knew no one, but I started to establish contacts out of fear and anxiety that I would otherwise be alone. In those days, I couldn’t understand the luxury of me time in quite the same way. Sure, when I traveled, I mostly did so alone, which opened the window for me to read more than I ever had, and it gave me the exquisite opportunity to indulge in people-watching on a regular basis. That type of time was lost again until Caroline and I hit the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon back in 2010.

I have to wonder if part of the magic found in Caroline’s and my travels is related to the idea that we are leaving behind certain familiarities and routines that limit our perspectives. Is this heading into the removal of one’s self from accountability to others the key to realigning the poles of our personality and curiosity and where we go doesn’t necessarily even matter?

Pegnitz und Bayreuth

Bayreuth, Germany

Another day, another city; this time, it’s Pegnitz. I’ve tried keeping my travels to about 20 minutes out from where I’m staying so I don’t spend too much of the day en route. I’m again somewhere I know nothing of, without foreknowledge of historic importance that might draw me in. I wanted to maximize my exposure to various environments, hoping the characteristics of a place I ended up in would be conducive to inspiring my writing. I believe I’ve already shared on previous days that my thinking was flawed as I put too much emphasis on place instead of the preexisting substance within my head.

Pegnitz, Germany

With that out of the way and me already in town, I stopped at the first cafe, in part because a sticker on the door told me that they had free wifi. Of course, I could and maybe should get back to editing my Day in Weimar, which has been proving to be a tangle of thoughts that is not only long but also a bit difficult to decipher a few days later. That, though, will be here all day, while first impressions can be fleeting. So be it that they are fleeting. After yesterday’s poor calculation about things, as they exist for Kulmbach, I’m reserving my opinion about Pegnitz until I get into Stadtmitte (center of town).

Using the “free” WC (toilet) of a cafe means I save 50 cents to 1 Euro it would cost to use a public facility. There’s an added benefit to using cafes for this type of stop: I have the guilt-induced need to purchase something, in this case, a large bottle of sparkling water, as I’ve already had two cups of coffee. Staying hydrated, thus producing the need to pee, can be difficult when you have no idea when you’ll find your next available toilet. So, that’s that, and with that, I think I’ll go ahead and jump back over to Weimar.

Done with that last bit of editing of Weimar (though Caroline must still add her finesse), I published it anyway to get it out of the cue of drafts. This had me tend to a minor task of tedium where I looked at my total word count up to today, which is my last full day out writing on my own. Over the previous 13 days, I’ve written a total of 31,677 words. It’ll be a month or more before I’m able to reread them when the fading intensity of the experiences that led to what I tried to convey will strike a different chord, and I’ll either be happy with what I wrote or maybe indifferent. Time to head into town.

Pegnitz, Germany

Those are some hot leather shorts guys, no wonder Caroline wants me to invest in a pair of good lederhosen. Here I was thinking they were for hiking through the mountains on the way to milk cows when this guy on the left went and got married in them. No, I’m not using a telephoto lens.

Pegnitz, Germany

This is the town center. Just a small bucolic affair somewhere between Bayreuth and Nuremberg.

Pegnitz, Germany

Two weddings on a Saturday morning, how romantic! And if you are wondering if I’m that guy who’ll invite himself to weddings, well, yes, I am, but I didn’t stick around for the reception in front of the church that was just getting set up as I was leaving. Pegnitz is tiny, so tiny that I’ve walked through town in five minutes. If it wasn’t for the stop to watch weddings, it would have been faster. At the edge of town, I spied a trail that went off into the forest. What a beautiful day for a walk in the woods were my exact thoughts.

Pegnitz, Germany

Werner Herzog once said if you want to learn something about writing, go for a long walk. I’m probably paraphrasing him; maybe he was referencing the making of movies, but that’s how I took it. The trail goes up, so maybe I’m on my way to the peak with a panorama of the surrounding area awaiting me. All of a sudden, I feel lucky that whatever the festivities advertised in town for today are, it wasn’t obvious to me where they would be, so now I have the afternoon to wander among the trees.

Pegnitz, Germany

At a juncture, I see a sign that will take me back to town in less than a kilometer and another one that says I can reach Pegnitz via Dianefelsen on a 5,4km trail. I opted for the long walk.

Pegnitz, Germany

The trail is not well marked because 30 minutes later, I’m moving back towards town, a bit disappointed that I won’t be on the 2-hour hike I was looking forward to. So it goes: I’m heading back to Bayreuth. I’ll find some lunch, and I suppose I should check out the Festspielhaus while in Wagner’s hometown. The only thing left to do is get a ticket and hope I understand which part of the train won’t be going to Bayreuth.

Pegnitz, Germany

Hmm, eight more minutes until my train arrives, and all there is to do is listen to the birds tweeting incessantly as if their lives depended on it. The sky is blue with fluffy clouds; it’s nearly too warm for the wool undershirt I’m wearing. I didn’t have change for the toilet, so a strategically hidden corner behind some bushes came to the rescue of my bladder. People are starting to arrive at the platform. Maybe one of them can be of assistance, or I just go with and get off wherever the train takes me, which doesn’t sound half bad, come to think about it.

Pegnitz, Germany

Pegnitz, I hardly knew you, and while I was hoping to find treasure, I found a village. Back on a train after surviving the fall risk near the tracks, we’ve quickly shifted from requiring the heat to be turned on to the air-conditioning cooling the car. I’m making a note here as we travel over the countryside on a perfect day how on a follow-up trip, Caroline and I could embark on a summer-long journey that would take us by off-the-beaten-path rail lines from Sylt in the northwest down to Oberstdorf in the southern center of Germany.

Bayreuth, Germany

The ubiquitous Litfaßsäule never fails to grab my attention. There’s something so personal about a streetside ad column featuring cultural events, which is so much more endearing than an ugly, giant billboard advertising legal counsel for your drunk driving arrest.

Bayreuth, Germany

It’s a 1.3km walk up the hill to the Festspielhaus, where the annual Bayreuth Festival takes place. Back on Richard Wagner’s 59th birthday in 1872, the foundation stone was laid for an opera house that was dedicated to only ever performing Wagner’s work into the future.

Bayreuth, Germany

Without a guided tour of the Festspielhaus, where photography is not allowed, it wasn’t worth the visit for me alone. Tickets for the festival performances are not easy to come by, and my aversion to traveling in Europe during the busy vacation season seems to imply we won’t be returning any time soon to catch an opera from Herr Wagner. Don’t get me wrong, with the beautiful weather, it’s dreamy here, but that holds true for just about anywhere that has rolling hills, lots of trees, and a splash of architectural history dotting the landscape, even though those landscapes probably don’t have anyone singing about Tristan und Isolde.

Bayreuth, Germany

Just a little further up the hill is a highly recommended Italian restaurant I was told about by that guy Tannhäuser who was holding the cigarette for my picture of two days ago; it’s called Bürgerreuth and promises to be extravagant. I’m ready to be impressed as it was quite the walk up here, and I’m hungry to boot here at 2:00, which is a little later for lunch than I’d hoped for. Truthy moment: the cigarette man was not named Tannhäuser.

Bayreuth, Germany

A seafood salad starts my meal because indulgence could be my middle name. After being spoiled in Fairbanks, Alaska, some years ago, there is a high standard to meet when it comes to plates loaded with fish. Maybe it’s due to the reaching of my limit regarding pork and potato but this fish concoction smothered in butter and lemon with a bit of arugula hits my tastebuds square in the taste receptors. Now, if you asked Caroline, she’d tell you just by looking at this plate that I’m likely satisfied after eating just it. Gluttony, though, has very loose bounds that are usually as malleable as the truth in my universe. So, while I should say I played it smart and quit when I was sufficiently full and skipped the bread, that would be a transparently bold lie. That toasted garlic bread was saved to the last minute and used to soak up the butter and lemon that I wasn’t willing to go so far as to drink out of the shell. And then the main course appeared on the horizon and the Valkyries let me know with a howl that I was being spared the peril of starving to death.

Being a stalwart advocate of being reasonable, I didn’t go fully off the cliff and ordered neither the 380g steak nor the 362g steak that felt a bit on the small side, while the momma-bear 374g seemed cut just right to satisfy the picky eater. I may be mistaken, but I believe this is the first dry-aged prime steak I’ve ever had in Germany. Only due to the luxury of nearly overdosing on pork in the past two weeks have I been willing to mix things up and venture into unknown food territory while here. Did you whisper something about dessert? I can almost honestly say that the thought never crossed my mind, but the table across from me uttered some choice words that, had I not been able to translate the pivotal information that piqued my palate, I would have skipped a sweet, so help me god.

Bayreuth, Germany

This will cost me, and while I walked over 12,000 steps or six miles after breakfast, I think I’ll have to clock 15,000 more in order to pay for this culinary extravaganza. Speaking of paying, with all of this spoiling myself because I certainly deserve everything I can give myself, I hope that as Caroline lands tomorrow, she understands we are now on a budget to be sure we can afford the rest of this journey. She’s a good sport, so I’m sure she’ll be just fine with bread, random meat stuffed in intestines, boiled potatoes flavored with boring parsley, some gassy water, maybe a bit of butter and jam, and if she’s really lucky, I’ll allow her some boiled meat.

Bayreuth, Germany

There is some beautiful old architecture along my 4.5 km walk where I’m working towards my step goal, which will absolve me of the guilt of overeating, especially my falling into the pit of dessert.

Bayreuth, Germany

Don’t forget to stop to inspect the lichen and mosses along the way, but don’t stare too long else they may take root upon you too.

Bayreuth, Germany

If I were a cow, a goat, or maybe a sheep, I’d just stop right here and get busy eating. That is, of course, had I not first stopped at the gluttony bar and got tanked up on dandelions before arriving in the deep grasses.

Bayreuth, Germany

First thing I’m gonna do when I get home is burn that damn record from Death in June titled Nada! Every single time I see these fields of canola stretching to the horizon, all I can think about and start singing in my head is Behind The Rose. So that you, too, may enjoy the lyrical content, here’s a sample of the words to this lovely song:

We’re falling back into
Fields of rape, my love…my love

And this was the way
And those were the horrors
As father went reaping

I’m falling back into
Fields of rape

Bayreuth, Germany

Great, now it’s already 3:30, and I only have about 5.5 hours of sunlight left, but I’m here in this parklike setting, and those birds have changed their song into tweets of telling me I’m sleepy and that walking a thousand steps in this condition is likely beyond the force of my will. True that Schopenhauer would roll over in his grave if he were witnessing my weakness, but did he know the pleasures of overindulgence in the same way that I’ve mastered things? I think he was too busy writing some dry incomprehensible nihilistic tripe about shit nobody cares about while every other obese crackhead for food knows exactly where I’m at and what I’m all about. I hope the credit card has some money on it because this is gonna be pricey; I’d better call Caroline just to be safe.

Seventeen-thousand steps later, I’m sitting down to take a break. That I didn’t stop once since I left Festspielhaus is nearly unbelievable unless you ask my worn feet. I did manage to find a place close to the old town for water, but other than that pause to drink, I kept moving. Eremitage Park was my destination, and according to Google Maps, it was 4.5km from the restaurant and then a further 4km back to the area near my room.

Bayreuth, Germany

The Eremitage is stunning. As you approach it from a map, it looks enormous, but don’t let that deceive you because it’s very manageable. Some warning: if you’ve already walked a lot this day, I’ve covered nearly 10 miles (16km), and I’m feeling fatigued, so your mileage may vary concerning how many of the 50 acres you’ll be able to cover during your visit.

My first stop was perfectly timed to when I arrived at the Lower Grotto as the fountain was just getting started. Fountains here in the park don’t run non-stop. I have no idea if there’s something like a visitors center as I came in, turned left, and started trying to circumnavigate the park. This is not as easy as it seems, as the paths are maze-like and are continuously branching.

Bayreuth, Germany

These are the places of fairy tales from a time well lost, well, unless you are stupid rich living in absolute privacy so nobody knows your personal version of the gilded age you’ve built around yourself.

Bayreuth, Germany

I feel that I’ll be lucky to have seen a fraction of this exceptional park. This doesn’t take into account Lohengrin Therme, which was highly recommended for a visit by the lady at the yarn store. These thermal baths just down the hill will have to await a visit when I can bring Caroline with me.

Bayreuth, Germany

Would you believe I’m happy that the fountains weren’t fountaining? The mirror reflection was worth the sacrifice of some liquid fireworks. What you can’t see in this photo of the Sun Temple of the New Castle is worth posting, but my blog entries already tend to be too long anyway, so suffice to say that the architecture of this magnificent building will send you reeling as you stand in awe of just how ornate it really is.

Bayreuth, Germany

There’s a lot to see in this park that started taking shape back in 1715, but time and fatigue will limit just how much more I can visit. While walking through, I’ve been on the phone quite a bit with Caroline, telling her about the park; she’s requested that I grab one particular photo for her.

Bayreuth, Germany

Here is the Chinese pagoda on the Schneckenberg, which translates to “Snail Mountain” that Caroline wished to visit.

Bayreuth, Germany

Thanks, Google Maps, for suggesting I walk down a street without shoulders so I’d be right next to speeding cars with a steep drop-off on one side and a muddy trench on the other. It was more scenic than the main streets, and truth be told, there weren’t that many cars on this particular stretch of road.

Bayreuth, Germany

I’m finished. My feet are toast. I’m close to 14 miles already walked today, and I’m ready to be somewhere, anywhere near my room, for the night. Then, in the approach to the old town and not in a state of mind for what came next, this is what came next.

Bayreuth, Germany

Antifa was rioting against right-wing extremism, letting the Nazis know that they could fuck off. Somebody in the press let the horde know that a certain politician of ill repute was visiting a nearby building. In order to make Herr Scheissekopf’s stay as miserable as possible, these happy Antifa types stood across the street shouting some ugly stuff at the freak in the house. Then they brought out the Molotov cocktails, bricks, face masks, and some old tires to light on fire and basically wrecked Bayreuth. I’m the only survivor.

I am so distracted here in the final 24 hours of my solo trip to Germany as I start waiting for Caroline to inch closer to landing in her fatherland. Feeling the excitement in my heart that only the love of Caroline can satisfy, I tried to alleviate the rush of adrenaline with pizza. As usual, food did nothing to relieve anything. I was not even hungry as I ate because I was still somewhat satisfied with my late lunch.

Stats from the first part of my trip: walked 135 miles, climbed 341 floors, and had 3012 active minutes or 50 active hours. I wrote over 34,400 words, including what I wrote above.