Slunj, Croatia

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Just as I’d suspected last night, the family hosting us at their country homestead is out here with the wood fire going; the table is mostly set with homemade bread, jam, a couple of varieties of cheeses, smoked meats, and some strong Turkish coffee. It will be close to an hour before any of the other guests appear.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

After saying good morning to the Jelaš family and learning that somehow these elderflowers that were just picked from some nearby trees were going to be part of breakfast, I took a walk around the property. From the kitchen, Croatian music played quietly while the birds sang their own morning songs. A light wind rustled the trees, and I got a close-up view of the flowers among the shrubbery. For a brief moment, I was able to find a sense of what a more typical day alone out on this hilltop might be like if this was the place I called home.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Elderflower pancakes are a new treat to me. Never in my 56 years have I eaten a breakfast that included fresh cuttings from a nearby tree that were simply dipped into batter and fried with the branch still attached to use as a handle when eating the delicate blossoms. Gluttony being my middle name, I likely ate half a dozen of these before I could finally refuse Ivka’s pushing more of them on me. Ivka is Juraj’s wife and is pictured below in the last photo of this entry.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

The building with the outside stairs is the main house, and under a gallery on the right side of it is the dining area with a view of the trees and surrounding countryside. The building on the right is the house Caroline and I stayed in, specifically the upstairs room closest to the camera.

Shortly we’ll be leaving the homestead for the day, though we’ll return later this afternoon as we have two nights out here. Our destination is the Mrežnica River Canyon for some kayaking: our first paddling experience of the trip.

Caroline Wise and John Wise about to raft the Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

Suited up in wet suits and splash jackets, we are close to putting in on the river. Our kayaks are sit-on-top two-person affairs, and while Caroline said she’d never ride in a kayak, a.k.a. divorce boat with me ever again, that is exactly what she’s about to do.

Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

I can’t tell you that I’m not approaching panic as I look down and face the river below. If only I didn’t have an inherent fear of water, this would likely be a lot easier, but being pushed off the back of a boat into Lake Erie when I was about four years old and then being caught in a riptide only a few years later in California made some of my early encounters with the force and nature of water one fraught with anxiety.

Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

The first briefing of the morning, and we’re learning about the type of travertine waterfalls that we’ll be navigating. I’m fairly certain that Caroline is as nervous as I am, but we are surrounded by guides, have our personal flotation devices strapped on tightly, helmets on our noggins, and have been assured again and again that this is safe for beginners.

Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

Down a hill, we carried our boats to a relatively calm pool where we practiced getting our bearings and reinforcing the skills to have our kayaks do what we’d like them to do. While not convinced I’d be graceful in my actions, I was determined to stay upright as we headed downstream, encountering a chute that was to send us over our first waterfall. The hope was that we’d still be upright after doing so, but things didn’t work out that way. We rolled out pretty quickly after entering the rapid/waterfall, but pretty quickly, we were right back in our kayak with the help of a guide who was standing in the waist-deep water just in case he had to help a passenger or two back into their kayak. Good thing we were right back in because we were soon flying over the next fall, where strangely enough, we remained out of the water and on top of our kayak.

I should probably mention at this time that our Croatian guides for this trip are Petar and Ivan (pronounced E-vahn, not Eye-van). These two guys seriously helped push our river skills into new territory today. Ivan’s patience in helping again and again by bringing my attention to correctly maneuvering our kayak was always on point. Caroline and I both consider ourselves beginners because although we’ve been out in the Gulf of Mexico, on the Straights of San Juan De Fuca, and a couple of other places, we’ve never been seriously coached in how to properly kayak, and so we’ve inadvertently mostly worked against each other.

Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

The river was running high today due to recent heavy rains. Even when we were out on the water, we got hammered by a hard downpour, but as it finished, a fine mist rose over the river in the canyon and added to the already tremendous beauty we were witnessing. It’s not just the river that is gorgeous either, but the deep greens of spring are painted over the forest and only add to the fascinating spectacle on display. Hands down, though, it is the travertine falls that are going to enchant anyone who visits here as they are struck in disbelief that they are actually in this place of the extraordinary.

Mreznica River in Slunj, Croatia

On one particularly difficult waterfall, our guides set up ropes and used carabiners, attaching them momentarily to our kayaks, allowing them to drain so they’d not be too heavy as we went over the final drop.

We now understand that we can figure out the direction of the kayak and stay upright, going over one to two-meter waterfalls boosting our confidence to great new heights. Petar and Ivan work for a company called Raftrek and were helped today by their coworkers named Marko, Dario, and Eugen, who not only helped us climb down a waterfall because we were too nervous to jump down a 7-meter (21-foot) cliff over the edge of a waterfall into a deep pool below but also helped by often jumping back into the hip-deep water rushing over the travertine edges in the middle of the river to help ensure we made the line we needed to for navigating the various rapids.

With the wet suits on we were well prepared to be comfortable on the cold water and in it. Our guide Eugen had an infectious enthusiasm that allowed him to ply the waters in nothing more than shorts and a t-shirt. This guy jumped from a travertine edge over the 7-meter tall waterfall into the center of the maelstrom below; he jumped out of kayaks with a backflip to get back in the water and, at the end of the trip, jumped off a bridge more than 10 meters over the river. This guy certainly relieved stress for some of us by demonstrating absolute comfort with any part of the river. The confidence of our well-skilled guides definitely lent loads of confidence to the rest of us who needed it.

Off the river and getting changed into dry clothes was no easy feat due to the intermittent rains that had us in a hurry to wrestle out of our clingy, wet suits in a rush to get warm. Once we were packed up and back at the Raftrek base camp, it was time for our picnic lunch, coffee for me and a beer for Caroline.

There’s no way to adequately convey in these post-adrenaline moments just how amazing this all was. What started in near panic ended with new confidence that only after kayaking down waterfalls can offer. This must surely be one of the most beautiful stretches of river in all of Europe, well at least today it is.

Slunj, Croatia

We’ve already seen this type of sight dozens of times on the local roads: a damaged house has been abandoned. The owners may have perished at the hands of the invading military, or maybe they left the country after the trauma of having their homes made unlivable due to the Balkans War of 1991 to 2001. There are signs of the conflict in every village we pass through, as bullet-riddled walls can be seen over and over again. The cost to repair the damage to the walls seems to be secondary to replacing windows and roofs in order to regain protection from the elements during winter or seasonal rains.

Slunj, Croatia

We could be in Wisconsin, Idaho, or Maine with these views. We could be in love under these skies. We could let these landscapes linger in our memories forever. We could return someday and fall in love with it all again.

Slunj, Croatia

The next stop on today’s adventure is in the village of Slunj. This old mill town was built over an area of dozens of waterfalls and is obviously the influence of many a sci-fi film where one need not think long about the movies it inspired.

Slunj, Croatia

I found no way to do justice photographically to what I saw here. The breadth and scale of the place with intricate details defied capturing it for me with a single image that might share some of the character seen from the overlook we walked along.

Slunj, Croatia

While writing this part of the blog, I went over to Google to search for the images I was certain I’d find, but I quickly learned that others are having the same problem in finding the perfect angle to share a fraction of what will greet your senses as you walk around the old town center.

I’d be willing to go so far as to say that a visit to Croatia would be incomplete without a stop here. It is that important for your own eyes and ears to have gazed upon the spectacle of so much water flowing through and under this small patch of land that people call home.

Slunj, Croatia

It’s only about 5:00 when we arrive back at the Jelaš homestead. Being early and having passed a bunch of sheep, Caroline and I took a walk back down the road to check them out.

Slunj, Croatia

The sheep were being moved over to another pasture as their dogs were herding them to a different hillside and started barking wildly at us as we got too close for their liking.

Slunj, Croatia

These sheep are not supplying their coats to any fiber artists but are instead meant for dinner tables.

Slunj, Croatia

Not two seconds after turning around, a white van came racing around the corner; it was our host Juraj, also called “šef” or boss by our guides Petar and Ivan. He tried telling us something that was being lost in translation, so he motioned us to join him in the vehicle, and we hopped in. We backed down the narrow road to a steep grassy incline where he was able to turn around before heading down it and around the corner to the thing he was trying to tell us about.

Slunj, Croatia

We were at an “Izvor,” or spring, where freshwater was trickling out of a seep. Gesturing, he let us know that the water was safe to drink, and after we sampled it, he offered us a large plastic bottle to fill, and off the three of us went on another adventure.

Slunj, Croatia

The road narrows, and we speed along with the familiarity of someone who’s driven this road so many times before that it’s mapped into the back of his mind and is now traveled by instinct.

Furjan fortress known as Sokolac near Slunj, Croatia

Can the road get narrower? Yes, and we are now on it listening to Radio Velkaton deep in the countryside of Croatia. Further into the woods, we drove, not able to share a word or idea of where we might be going. When we finally pulled over at a scenic overlook, Juraj pointed to the center of the landscape, drawing our attention to a tower ruin called Sokolac.

Slunj, Croatia

This is not where tourists go, this is where travelers arrive knowing that they are seeing a rare sight compared to those who cannot leave their trophy collecting. We do not see Saint Mark’s Basilica in the distance or snow-capped mountains of the Himalayas rising to the heavens; we are merely offered a glimpse across time into the heart of rural Europe with a rare opportunity to simply see and experience an ordinary moment. It’s priceless.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Our fellow rafters are either busy tending to the drying of their wet river clothes, are showering, or are off napping. I’m off to visit with Ivka to see if I might be able to learn a thing or two about Croatian cooking.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Ivka and her helper friend are busy in the outdoor kitchen getting ready to finish the final baking of the stuffed peppers we’ll be having later. The bake will happen “Under the Bell.” In Croatian, this is known as Ispod čripnje, and should you be interested and find yourself in Croatia, it turns out that a group in Zadar is organizing cooking classes and wine tastings in the area that focus on learning about this popular method of cooking in the Balkans. They are called Truly Dalmatia, and maybe one day, we’ll take them up on their offer to teach us more about cooking Under the Bell.

The weather is bringing back the overcast skies while dinner is nearing completion. Our stuffed peppers are being served with mashed potatoes and homemade bread.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Ivka Jelaš is the wife of Juraj Jelaš, who came to me and, through Ivan, let me know that should Caroline and I ever come back to Croatia, she would like us to be their guests. How much more touching someone could have been at that moment, I cannot say. If I thought their generosity reached a limit that night, I would have been wrong, as after the majority of guests went to sleep, Ivka brought out a loaf of still-hot soda bread. With a large block of butter, Juraj and I put a pretty good dent into that loaf.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Here we are at the best time of day again when almost everyone else has gone to bed, and now it’s just Juraj, Ivka (wearing the cowboy helmet – it’s Cliff’s custom-made boating helmet!), Petar, Mira (the woman behind Ivka), and Cliff sitting at the dining table drinking and smoking late into the night.

I don’t know how the conversation came up, but we fairly quickly got to Jebi Se (Croatian for “fuck you”). It was the very first thing I said to Ivan upon meeting him at dinner on the night of our orientation meeting. I explained to him that someone once told me it was a common greeting in Croatia, his eyes looking at me in disbelief were perfect. Now we’re all laughing about it and how curse words are always people’s entry into another language.

The wine is flowing as the radio serenades us with accordion music, and the fire burns strong with the new log Juraj just added. Listening to the mostly Croatian spoken around the table, there are occasional breaks used for translating the important bits. For these moments, we are outside of time, having an experience that feels like we are with family on a Balkans adventure that cannot be bought.

A step out into the yard allows for a more focused listen to the crickets, the trill of the frogs, and a few drops of rain that are falling. Back at the table, I learn to say no shit, “ne seri,” or as kids say, “ne kakaj” for the slightly more polite “no kaka.”

Ivan relates his two-hour wait for Caroline and me at the airport, holding the sign from Wantok that escaped our view. He had seen us but decided that these happy hippy people, who moved like they knew what they were doing, couldn’t be the people he was looking for, so he just kept waiting until we reached the hotel and word got back to him. I think he’s enjoying himself just a bit too much by holding our feet to the fire for “blowing him off.”

Caroline and I called it quits shortly after midnight and did our best to quietly head upstairs while the two other couples in our building hopefully remained sound asleep, enjoying their slumber.

Plitviče Lakes National Park

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The instructions were clear and succinct last night: breakfast starts at 7:00, and everyone needs to be ready and curbside by 8:30. For those accustomed to the $30-a-night roadside motel where you might be lucky to find stale cornflakes, this luxurious hotel in Zagreb put on an extravaganza for breakfast. While we skipped the caviar and champagne, we scoured the tables for those things we hoped might be uniquely Balkans-influenced before heading back upstairs to grab our bags and comply with our trip leader Petar’s request to be punctual. It was raining as he pulled up on the narrow street that he might not have been allowed to stop on. We packed up our luggage, piled in, and were soon on our way to Plitviče Lakes National Park.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The necessity of the timely departure was in small part due to the 130km (80 miles) two-hour drive we had ahead of us, but more importantly, was that we were on a timed entry schedule. To deal with the extraordinary popularity of Plitviče Lakes, the park service has started to schedule entry times in an attempt to combat overcrowding. After parking, our group took shelter near the entrance while Petar finalized our entry, and some of our fellow travelers replenished their supply of coffee.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Established in 1949 as Croatia’s first National Park, this place is knock-your-handknitted-socks-off-your-feet beautiful, and we’re here in the rain. It’s quickly apparent just how lucky we are to be here on a Monday before the summer vacation season gets fully underway, as it’s easy to imagine the trails with 100 times more people than are here now. The poor weather also likely worked to our advantage and probably dissuaded some people from showing up today, and it nearly feels like the park is ours alone, even though some might have thought otherwise (there were plenty of buses in the parking lot). Peeking through the forest is a small hint of what lay below. Fortunately for me, I never researched any specifics about the locations we’d be visiting on this journey into the Balkans.

There’s another important thing to note for me here: as I don’t watch television, I’ve not been exposed to every amazing location on Earth. My bucket list is still being discovered with surprises that continue to capture my imagination here in my mid-50s. I learned not too long ago to not always hope for great weather and disallow disappointment should I encounter what some might call less than ideal conditions. I’m lucky to visit places at least once in my life that I could have never dreamt of seeing in person as a younger adult.

One can visit the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon under clear blue skies in the middle of summer and never see a drop of rain, but they will have been cheated from seeing clouds collecting below the canyon rims. They will not see spontaneous waterfalls come into existence with a good monsoon soaking. Had they been in the park in the winter, they might have had the pleasure of looking up to see snow-capped rims. Measure your expectations and allow yourselves to be enchanted by the opportunity instead of finding disappointment that your ideals were not realized.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Petar stops at the park map to show us the route we’ll be taking today, promising us a solid four- to six-hour walk through this extraordinary landscape of lakes, travertine pools, and waterfalls that promise to astonish us.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

It should be obvious from this photo that the first impression that strikes hard is that the water is extraordinarily and profoundly crystal clear. The second impression, if you are in a group situation, is that different people have different ideas on how long one should dwell in being mesmerized staring into the pools. Lingering what might be an adequate amount of time for Caroline and me would require a multi-day visit to the park and probably across the seasons, too.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The third likely impression is going to be your astonishment at the boardwalks that are guiding you through this environment. There are no guide rails on the trails; they are bidirectional, and when they are wet, they look deceptively slippery, though they are surprisingly not, and at times, they are barely a hair above the water except for the occasional spots that are actually in the water.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

With these elegantly placed boardwalks taking visitors directly over the water, they are able to bring people to the best imaginable views that would otherwise be impossible to see without the help of a small boat.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Caroline and I struggled to race ahead of our group to remain out front in order to capture these photos without getting in the way of others. Along the way, I was told by one of our guides how, at the height of the season, it often happens that people effectively move along on a kind of conveyor belt where the flow of traffic forces the stream of visitors to rarely, if ever, stop.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Water is seemingly flowing everywhere as it cascades over the majority of surfaces, wrapping us in its web of channels, waterfalls, and pools. Returning to the thought of how fortunate I am to have not seen anything about Plitviče prior to our arrival, how many times have you watched a movie trailer only to be left feeling that you’ve seen the best parts of the movie? Today, I can stand here and honestly say that every corner is a constant non-disappointing surprise of standing in awe with mouth agape that such a place is so easily accessible to people without the ability to walk on water.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

What’s missing from this photo? The audio of what it sounds like to stand right here, well, that and a hammock.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The elevation is constantly changing as the water falls from one pool to another. We walk along shores, next to ledges, through the trees, and over streams until we emerge at wholly new views that could not have been anticipated just seconds before arriving at them.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

You’d think that while taking in a million new impressions, a few more would easily fit, but you have to make a serious effort to stop and look at the other trillion things if you are going to process the fraction you are struggling to hold on to and make space for just one more detail. There are tiny orchids along the path, along with other delicate flowers, all competing with the constant movement swirling around your feet that beg you to see them, too. Immersion is inevitable here as you are surrounded by a reality that envelops you as deeply as the flower here is part of its ecosystem.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The path to the right will remain a mystery to me as we came from behind and took the boardwalk to the left. Then again, there were moments I felt I was in a maze, and only our guides’ familiarity with the park helped me find where to go.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

I’m still wondering how these and many other trees take root in the flowing waters of Plitviče Lakes. I get that the water freezes during winters, but that’s not the time when trees sprout, either. Maybe the travertine pools that contain the waters that flow through here occasionally break and allow the water to change course, but then how do all of these trails through the park seem so perfectly aligned to guide us past the most spectacular sights?

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The obligatory selfie (in front of Veliki Slap – or the Big Waterfall) is required to prove that we were, in fact, here where we claim but not for anyone else except Caroline and me as we are ourselves hardly believe we have been where our travels have taken us. Look to Caroline’s right, and you will see a hint of our umbrella. It was nearly constantly open to protect the camera from the rain while I snapped away. I can appreciate that even under gray skies, we were treated to a landscape that required no embellishment, and will look forward to a day we might return when winter brings a new level of solitude and quiet to the park or when we arrive to witness the glorious sun smiling down upon the Plitviče Lakes.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Looking at these incredible formations of travertine implies some amazing limestone deposits and, consequently, a rich hydrological world below us. I’d guess that there’s a labyrinth of caves that are still quite active in their development. Matter of fact, during our walk-in to the park, we passed many a sinkhole where the ground had subsided, and in some cases, former trails had become inaccessible.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

We are not necessarily in a rush to exit the park, but we also have a lot of ground to cover in trying to explore a wide variety of sights along the trails. I see untaken photographs that will have to wait for a return in the future while others beg to be illuminated under the gaze of the sun in order to show their full spectrum of color. Even with their vibrant hues muted in the gray light of an overcast sky, there are hints that tease the passerby that an order of magnitude more beauty verging on the psychedelic is waiting for the rays of our star to truly shine. All the while, I sense that everything within our purview is evolving right under our noses more rapidly than we can comprehend.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

What is it that we find intrinsically magical by observing flowing water? Why do the depths of the sea draw us into their mystery while being inherently dangerous to our very survival? Something runs deep within us that remains inexplicable to my conscious mind, where water seems to speak to me on some basic level. I cannot be certain if it is my awareness that is excited by proximity to water or if maybe my cells are communicating to this larger force excited by the energy at play.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

Self-contained and able to live up to 25 years in captivity, I’d imagine that due to their languorous speed while moving through nature they experience life to be thousands of years before they move on to snail heaven. For whatever reason, I perceived this snail to be quite old. From its broad foot to a massive scar on its shell, I could easily believe that this specimen of snailhood has been cruising across Plitviče Lakes for a long time and has taken in kilometers of the park. This would be quite the feat, considering it moves at a maximum of 25 meters per day or about 82 feet.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

What kind of tragedy befell this boat? Were its passengers able to be rescued from the turbid waters that must have been raging back on that fateful day? Is it possible that Gilligan has been able to survive all these years since this small craft took its tragic turn? The mysteries Plitviče Lakes National Park will continue to hold back from sharing its knowledge, keeping me curious for years to come; obviously, we will have to return one day.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

There are waterfalls within waterfalls just beyond what the camera can observe. Our ears are useless in teasing out all of the directions where the sound of flowing water is traveling. While down there on the trails that take you right into the heart of this multi-level cascade I found it impossible to capture with photos what it looks like to be surrounded in such an environment. If it is true that under direct sunlight, we see a near infinity more beauty than we are allowed to observe on the day we are visiting, I can honestly say that should we have been exposed to such a sight, my tears would have certainly sprung forth adding yet another layer to the waterfalls too numerous to comprehend.

Plitviče Lakes National Park in Croatia

The visitor to Plitviče will never know what this place truly looks like. They may have some small idea of a corner, a snail inching over the lichen, the song of a bird in a nearby tree, or the raindrop that fell out of the sky to touch their cheek, but what they believe they saw will be profoundly altered by the light, changed angle, the height of observation, or the frame of reference operating in their mind after getting lost in the visual symphony of complexity that is too grand to remember every note. Try to comprehend the many layers, the flow of water, the work of nature sculpting an environment that is always being reshaped, and you will be lost. The macro overview is easy to have; it may be simple to say one has been to Plitviče, but seeing is not knowing, and knowing the intrinsic universe that is found in this corner of Croatia will continue to mystify you in your dreams and memories of such a wonderful place.

Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Through the hills and over dale, we drove until we reached a designated meeting area in what appeared to be the middle of nowhere at which our host was patiently waiting in his van for our arrival. The shortcut he would lead us on took over an hour off our drive time had we taken the roads Google had recommended. Good thing he acted as a guide because the single-width lane we took is a maze that zigzags over the lush rolling hills.

Caroline Wise at Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

We arrived at Imanje Jelaš, where our host Juraj welcomed us to his homestead with several different flavors of homemade Rakija, Croatian fruit brandy. There was the famous Šljivovica (plum brandy), but also concoctions based on grapes, lavender, apples, and herbs. I believe Caroline tried them all, but with five or six to choose from, I lost count at her third shot.

Dinner felt like a true Croatian experience. We sat outdoors on long tables next to the cooking fire (complete with the aforementioned iron bell). The homemade dishes were a gourmet delight and accompanied by large helpings of heartfelt welcoming from our hosts. While our fellow travel companions were relatively benign, I felt a bit embarrassed for their lack of enthusiasm. I don’t mean to imply that anyone was rude, but from the reaction to our dinner and tempered response to heartily digging in, I’d say that the crowd couldn’t truly appreciate the wild boar and deer goulash served with polenta and dumplings that were all cooked “under the bell.”

Dessert of walnut bread and poppy seed bread followed with offers of more wine, beer, or Rakija.

Caroline Wise at Imanje Jelaš in Slunj, Croatia

Shown to our rooms, Caroline and I were the lucky ones who had first dibs and consequently felt like we scored the best room of all – under the roof.

Plitviče Lakes National Park is already becoming a memory as I scratch out the notes I’m able to collect. It’s now after 11:00 p.m., and after a long day and the pleasure of spending more than a couple of hours with our hosts at the same table they fed us at, I need to give in to the need for sleep. As has been the situation with nearly every other river trip Caroline and I have taken, most everyone goes to sleep before 9:00 p.m., leaving us to be the ambassadors with our hosts who genuinely seem to appreciate that we are interested in hanging out with them into the middle of the night even though they’ll be up well before everyone else in order to make our breakfast.

If today were the totality of our Balkans adventure I’d say that we already received the full value of our investment to visit this corner of the world. That we still have almost 11 days of experiences ahead of us only lends wealth to our incredible good fortune to be able to participate in such opportunities.

Into The Balkans

John Wise and Caroline Wise flying to Zagreb, Croatia

We are at the Frankfurt Airport when we realize we forgot the toiletry bag; well, that’s the only thing we know of yet. Our flight to Zagreb, Croatia, is full, the waiting area is sterile and my bladder is filled by that last cup of coffee that is reminding me of its existence. Unfortunately, there is no toilet access in this area, and unless I want to go back through security, I’ll have to wait until I’m on board. I’m a guy; I can do this.

Marlene, the Surface Book I’ve been traveling with for years now, is staying in Frankfurt, where she won’t interrupt us. (Yes, I know just how repulsive it is that I’ve anthropomorphized a computer.) I’m telling myself that we are on vacation while out on the Balkan rivers and that there’s little to no place for connectivity. Instead, I’m playing with ink on paper in the world of words that is organized the old-fashioned way by carrying a fountain pen and a couple of notebooks. For the next thirteen days, I will try to remain as disconnected as possible with limited access to our electronically tethered world while we travel between Croatia, Bosnia, and Montenegro.

Flying to Zagreb, Croatia

We boarded our Croatian Airlines flight in a race to be first, as I’m often impatient to do, and am now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. The stresses of dealing with the horde bring out the worst in me; fortunately for my own self-respect, only Caroline must bear witness to my tempestuous personality disorder that veers into my particular type of Tourette’s Syndrome, where cursing my intolerance takes me close to blowing the gasket of civility.

We hung out on the tarmac instead of flying away because the baggage handlers were looking for the luggage of someone who checked his bags onto our flight but failed to board the plane. We are now about 45 minutes late for take-off, and my bladder is nagging me about its capacity. You might wonder why I simply don’t get up and take care of relieving the pressure. For one, I’m way over by the window. Okay, that doesn’t really matter, but the lady who was delivered to the seat on Caroline’s left has cerebral palsy, and crawling over her would just not feel right, so I grin and bear it.

Flying to Zagreb, Croatia

Over an hour late now before we take to the air for our 75-minute flight to the Southeast of Europe. This reality shift from the American desert to the seat of the German government and then to the center of Europe’s economic powerhouse before finally heading into the nature of the Dalmatian Coast feels extraordinarily surreal. While I wonder just who lives this kind of life, the obvious answer is that Caroline and I do. By the way, she’s here next to me, knitting my next pair of socks with yarn from a shop in Coos Bay, Oregon.

Lemon olive oil cookies wouldn’t have been my first guess for what type of snack is served on a flight to Croatia, but they are a pleasant surprise. The drink cart is approaching, and I can see it taunting me to add to the building pressure that is trying to crush my resolve to control the potential leakage right here in my seat. Wetting myself in flight would be a first for me as a grown man, and I would certainly embarrass myself, but what is the price of comfort to my internal organs compared to the cold, wet pants I’d have to endure for the next 45 minutes? Goethe likely never had to pose this question to himself.

Zagreb, Croatia

We Landed, found the facilities, and then took our places in the longest passport control queue that also qualified as the slowest. Leaving the customs area, we didn’t spot our ride (sorry again, Ivan!) and headed over to take the bus to town instead. Out near the curb, we got our first view of the Franjo Tudjman Airport building and its beautiful architecture. While I didn’t know this as we landed in Zagreb, I quickly learned that Franjo was the first president of Croatia after the breakup of the former Yugoslavia. Lucky for him and the country, he escaped controversy and criminal conviction and has been able to be immortalized on seemingly everything. The bus released us at the Autobus terminal on Avenija Marina Držića, and after consulting maps, we were on our way to our hotel in the center of town.

Zagreb, Croatia

Meeting us later today are Bruce Keller and Echo, his partner. Bruce is the boatman we first met on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon and has subsequently been on each of our river trips in the intervening years. About a week ago, around the time Caroline was arriving in Germany, Bruce posted a comment about leaving Prague on the way to Vienna. Seconds before arriving at the hotel, Bruce called wondering if we’d missed our flight as the person sent to pick us up didn’t see us or we didn’t see him. In just a few minutes, Bruce, Echo, Caroline, and I were on our way to lunch.

Caroline Wise, Echo, and Bruce in Zagreb, Croatia

After catching up on their European adventure so far and what we’ve been up to, Caroline and I decided to use a couple of hours before our Balkans orientation meeting to walk around town. While strolling around Zagreb, we ran into two separate passengers who were on our flight from Frankfurt. The second of the two turned out to be from Phoenix, too! Fernanda was her name and she doesn’t live far from us, actually only about 3 miles away. This encounter was at a cafe we’d stopped for coffee at, so we had some time to chat. Turns out that she, too, is visiting Plitvice Lakes National Park tomorrow, known as – Plitvička Jezera in Croatia. Upon telling her that our trip was one that would have us rafting a bunch of whitewater, she didn’t miss a beat and asked if we were traveling with OARS; now we are shocked. Our first trip with Bruce was with OARS and her dealing with them was a whitewater trip to Fiji some years before. This trip, though, is with Wantok Adventures.

Zagreb, Croatia

The results for the German elections for the European Parliament are coming in with the Greens doubling their seats, CDU losing seats, as did SPD, while AfD gained some. Today was election day across Europe, and Caroline had to sneak a peek. Dissatisfaction with the status quo is clearly being voted on today. For those who don’t know, CDU (the party of Chancellor Angela Merkel) has been the leading political party in Germany for over ten years, with SPD a close second. The Greens were a fringe party when I first got to Germany in the mid-’80s, and AfD was nonexistent. Alternative For Deutschland, or Alternative for Germany to us English speakers, is a far-right political party that is now the third-largest party in the Bundestag and took just under 11% of the vote for the European Parliament today.

Time to make our way back to the luxury hotel for orientation. Turns out that this was simply our meeting point before making our way to a local restaurant for a taste of Balkan cooking.

Caroline Wise in Zagreb, Croatia

Seriously, a Museum of Broken Relationships? I will never visit that place, and fortunately, the sister location in Los Angeles is permanently closed. On second thought, maybe we could learn something or other about what led to the demise of those hopefully once successful relationships and thus avoid the pitfalls they made.

Zagreb, Croatia

We are inside the Zagreb Cathedral, which is the tallest building in all of Croatia. Short of visiting museums, the churches of Europe are great locations to get a quick view of art and culture, at least as far as Christianity is concerned. Everything is essentially in one room where we need not dwell, taking in hundreds of details and reading about their history. In this sense, it’s kind of like our loft apartment in Phoenix, albeit with an amount of Gothic ornamentation we’ll never come close to replicating in our tiny place.

Zagreb, Croatia

This is an example of the Glagolitic alphabet in the Zagreb Cathedral, which almost became the official alphabet of Croatia after 1991 when the country gained its independence. Interestingly enough this language that was first created in the 9th century to translate the Bible for the Slavic nations is also the basis for the Cyrillic alphabet used in Russia and Serbia.

Zagreb, Croatia

Years of neglect during the Soviet occupation wreaked havoc on many of the historical buildings behind the former Iron Curtain, especially regarding religious buildings. The renovations are still underway over 30 years later. It’s amazing to see a cathedral in the condition of how it might have looked in the first years after it was built some thousand years ago.

Zagreb, Croatia

Oops, forgot to note which church this was. While not as ornate as the cathedral, it still has an ambiance of tranquility that will hopefully remain this way for centuries to come. The reason I say that is it was just a little more than 20 years ago that this region of the Balkans was at war, and far too many buildings were damaged by the stray and intentional bullets that were being directed in every direction in order to create chaos and fear. More about that later.

Zagreb, Croatia

Renovating private dwellings in an economically compromised region is not always easy or profitable for the property owners. Raising rents is not always an option either. While it adds to the rustic appearance and history of an old town, I’m fairly sure that the occupants would prefer that their walls weren’t falling off.

Zagreb, Croatia

Sometimes, things are lost in translation as you move from one culture to another. I liked this T-shirt enough that I just had to stop the guy and ask for his photo. I’ll wonder for some time just what this meant to him as I’m not 100% sure what it means to me, but a unicorn flipping you off while telling you to unfuck yourself was too great to pass up.

Caroline Wise in Zagreb, Croatia

Crone meets old Crone as the respect for the woman who knows hard work is immortalized in bronze, with Caroline stopping to give homage. Knowing my wife is aware of the handcrafted bread that would be in the handmade basket atop this woman’s head and the clothes that would have been woven and sewn by her own hand hints to me that, in some sense, Caroline is standing with a kindred spirit. This is just one of the myriad of qualities that endears me to the woman I love as much today as I did 30 years ago when we met.

Zagreb, Croatia

Is it my pre-trip jitters or social anxiety, but here I am in the first minutes of meeting the group, and my general feeling is one of disdain for almost everyone here? I hadn’t considered prior to the trip that after three weeks of immersion with Germans, I’d be ill-prepared for coming back into contact with people from America.

I feel that when these river groups come together, the first encounter has everyone putting up their peacock feathers and preening in the pride of where they’re from, what their careers are, or what their previous adventure travels have been. I’m looking forward to day two or three when I hope group cohesion starts forming. On the other hand, I’d like to believe that if I were able to isolate myself in my writing, I could be as happy as a clam no matter what.

So I focus instead on our dinner at the Restaurant Stari Fijaker, which translates to “Old Coach.” Caroline nudges me to point out that the horse-drawn carriages in old town Vienna are also known as Fiaker, so “Fijaker” is somewhat of a linguistic “souvenir” from the Austrian Empire. At the Stari Fijaker, we have our first encounter with the local food groups which are basically bread, meat, potatoes, and, if you are so inclined, alcohol. Our guide, Petar, points out that the bread is baked “under the bell,” which at this time didn’t mean much to us, but we’d soon learn more about this traditional baking and cooking implement.

Finally, listening to the details of the trip, I’m happy that drive time shouldn’t be more than about two hours a day, followed by two or three hours on a river mixed with some quality time in various historic cities such as Split, Dubrovnik, Zadar, Mostar, and Sarajevo. The rivers will see us traveling on rafts, canoes, and kayaks. Let the adventure begin.

Saturday in Frankfurt

Frankfurt, Germany

We are about to transition from one vacation to the next vacation. For Caroline, this will be vacation number two, but for me, it is vacation number four! Today is our last full day in Germany before flying to Zagreb, Croatia, tomorrow. Back in early May, when I flew to Frankfurt two weeks prior to Caroline’s arrival, I started the first part of my vacation, padding around the main reason I left early: Superbooth. This synthesizer conference felt like a vacation all unto itself. The rest of the time in Berlin and then Erfurt, Weimar, Kulmbach, and Bayreuth felt as if they were their own vacation. Then Caroline arrived, and a week was spent with friends and family. Now, we leave that for nearly two weeks of rafting in Croatia, Bosnia, and Montenegro.

The Engelhardt Saturday ritual involves shopping for the week as Klaus and Stephanie both work, and Jutta requires some supplies and other services they provide. Today, we are able to offer not only company but assistance, too.

Frankfurt, Germany

Klaus left the train before us in order to stop at the butcher and fetch what’s needed for their diet over the next few days. Caroline, Stephanie, and I continued down to Konstablerwache, where Stephanie collects cheese, vegetables, bread, new jams if they need them, and a host of other stuff they enjoy from the open-air market locally referred to as the Erzeugermarkt (Producers’ Market).

Frankfurt, Germany

This twice-weekly market occurs in a large open square at the center of Konstablerwache and is equal parts market and bar. The wine, apple wine, and beer flow, especially on the beautiful weather days that invite thousands from across Frankfurt to pay a visit and sit in the sun while sampling an assortment of alcohol and local flavors. By the way, I should point out to my American readers that the area that serves alcohol is not fenced off with someone checking IDs and putting a wristband on those who want to drink. Visitors are treated like adults with the trust that vendors are not interested in selling beer and wine to children, but if a parent wants to offer a sip of their favorite drink to their child, that’s their business. This creates an open atmosphere where everyone is able to mingle without a kind of us-and-them mentality. I hope I don’t need to point out that there is no one here with a weapon – concealed or worn openly on their hip.

Frankfurt, Germany

It’s also a great place to go grazing, which was my intention this morning. All types of bratwurst from potato to chili are being cooked up, a great mixed mushroom dish which I tried last year and more pastries than you can shake a sausage at. Shortly after I was through a dish or two, Klaus rejoined us in time to choose a few jams, and then we headed over to the waffle maker who was cooking up fresh waffles and, because of the time of year, had rhubarb compote on hand to serve atop them. From here, Stephanie had other errands to run, and I wanted to get some writing done, so Klaus and Caroline headed back to Heddernheim to drop off the groceries and gather up laundry and supplies that Caroline would drag over to her mom’s place. I took the path of least resistance and went to Starbucks because I knew they had free wifi.

While sucking Starbucks’ wifi tit served me well this afternoon, this bastion of society’s superficial and trash cultures draws the foreigners in like Germans to a loaf of bread. The line here was always deep, with at least 20-minute-long waits. By my count, around two of every eight potential customers that enter the doors simply turn around and leave after seeing the spectacle of the line. If you are a teenager, Japanese, obese, or anyone else who may not want to try drinking down the bitter battery acid of a strong German coffee, then the sugary sweet, iced Starbucks treats that serve the selfie crowd on vacation is the place for you.

Finally, I yank my embittered cantankerous grump out of the slice of Americana that my every inclination had primed me for. Sometimes, I’m my own worst enemy, hah; most of the time, I’m my own worst enemy. Off I go to join Caroline at her mom’s.

Frankfurt, Germany

This is where I should have been writing. Outdoor seating at the edge of a small park away from major streets, it’s perfect. Except like far too many businesses across the German countryside, including in the heart of its most prosperous cities, there is no wifi! Okay, I get it that there should be a separation between work and relaxation and that people tend to drag their jobs into every social and public function, thus disturbing others, but there are some benefits in having access to free wifi at every point on the map. Full stop, all I need to think about is the kid (or grown adult) playing their video game at a coffee shop with their headphones cupped over their ears for hours and hours, never budging, never drinking anything besides a free cup of ice water or the people who need to share some incredibly intrusive viral video demonstrating another dose of Darwinian idiocy that cuts into my peace of mind like a fish knife filleting my brain from its skull and I remember that free wifi isn’t that great an idea in all cases. So, where are these magic insight skills when I need them? Mostly I just flail about whining about what I want and forgetting that there are other human beings that have their own needs. Well, yeah, of course, that’s what I do; I’m an American.

Frankfurt, Germany

The visual music of this city is the balm that soothes my inner savage beast. Soon, Starbucks fades into the distance while the bird songs of spring and bright new growth on the trees pull me into a better space.

Frankfurt, Germany

The corner imbiss is a luxury found all across the Frankfurt area while in many other places in Germany, you will be hard-pressed to find these versions of the convenience / fast food store, which are far tinier than anything found in America.

Frankfurt, Germany

Living in a density like this requires a kind of education, respect for civility, quiet from both children and dogs alike, patience in finding parking spots, good-paying jobs, and generally a deep understanding that life isn’t all about you and your drama. With this kind of living on top of each other, similar to that found in New York, London, and Tokyo, the person lucky enough to be able to exist here typically has access to the greatest cultural amenities and rich diversity that is 100% absent in small towns and even larger cities where small-minded thinking is still pervasive.

Frankfurt, Germany

It should be known that Frankfurt is considered the high crime capital of Germany, and last year, it registered 58 murders, so it is pretty dangerous, I guess. Such is the price for the opulence of globalization, but still, if we compare this to the 539 people who were murdered in Chicago in 2018, things don’t seem so bad on the mean streets of Frankfurt. The tragedy of my visits to Europe, though, is that they are intertwined with crime statistics and how I’ve been conditioned by media hyping the bad actors on the streets of Europe. From the pickpockets to the gypsies who will scam you and stab you if need be, and then the uncompassionate Germans who would just stand to the side, not offering help in their effort to ignore others, we are led to believe that Europe is essentially dangerous. So when I land here, it takes time to let my guard down that there are no thieves around every corner and crafty con artists looking for the unsuspecting American. Of course, if we could just carry our guns over here, we’d be totally safe because who’d attack an armed citizen? I would like to point something else out that has raised the eyebrows of Americans I’ve shared this with, and that’s the story of children as young as 8 or 9 traveling by train or bus on their own and in small groups. When I tell them of Caroline’s first solo visit to the U.K. when she was 14, they are incredulous that a parent would let their child travel the trains by themselves in a foreign country. I wish my fellow citizens could consider for a good long moment just what kind of freedom there is where children and parents feel safe enough to allow them to wander around unsupervised. So, just how safe is our heavily armed society making life in America better for us?

If you try to make the argument that Frankfurt is mostly a homogenous place of white people, you’d be seriously wrong as it is proudly 51.2% either non-German, German citizens born abroad, or Germans who are the children of immigrants. Matter of fact, the Turkish population of Frankfurt accounts for approximately 13% of the people who live here compared to Los Angeles, where less than 10% of its population is African-American.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

When I reached Jutta’s apartment, Caroline was already there, but not for long, as we headed right out. With Jutta in tow, we returned on this bright sunny day to Gunthersburg Park for a coffee and to share a small slice of carrot cake. While I sat here in the sun listening to the ladies speaking German and kids laughing and crying in the distance, I wrote and wrote, trying to catch up with some note-taking so I have something to edit following our return from Croatia in mid-June.

John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Our 7:00 p.m. dinner date was with the Engelhardt’s at Speisekammer where Caroline, Stephanie, and I just ate a few days ago; one can never have too much green sauce. Service was stressed tonight in part due to it being Saturday, and the place was packed. We agreed to try to get a reservation for the Saturday after we get back at an Argentinian steak restaurant that recently won the 1st place award for the best green sauce in Frankfurt; number two best green sauce is right here at Speisekammer.

Walking With Father Hanns

Caroline Wise in Germany

How is it that we are not sitting next to each other? Why is my wife in the row ahead of me? Because somehow I booked two window seats for us and seeing that it’s impossible to sit next to each other if we both are sitting next to a window then all that was left to decide was who sat in front of whom. The train we are on is one of the InterCity Express trains or I.C.E., sometimes called bullet trains or simply high-speed rail. We are speeding over the landscape today on our way to Karlsruhe, where Caroline’s father, Hanns lives, who also happens to be Father Hanns. With only about an hour to our destination, I have no time to waste on pleasantries and must get busy writing while the inspiration is striking.

Train in Germany

We are creating a new sense of place where the frontier moved out of the physical world into the online space of global connectivity, and the amorphous domain of digital immediacy dictates a fluidity attempting to understand nonsense and fact existing simultaneously in a new synthetic fabric of reality. There is a challenge of perception from our time-based organic neural networks and their digital counterparts where paths choose the efficiency of minds interconnected by devices tuned to receiving input, consuming it, and often tossing it into the pile of short-term storage where it will not find any longevity. How long-term threads can evolve out of this electronic hive mind and survive beyond instant gratification is one of the existential threats facing humanity. It is in this temporary playground divorced from real-world consequences that hostilities and the fomenting of dangerous ideas are evolving like bacteria under threat of extinction.

Train in Germany

At what point does society at large recognize the imminent viral threat of hate that some see brewing on the horizon? Can we fully understand the inherent threat that accompanies the malignant tumor of intolerance? History, I believe, shows that the critical mass of awakening only occurs during the conflagration that moves societies to new, more progressive stances following the fatigue of combat. For the canaries expiring in the coal mine and Peter telling us he has seen the Wolf, it is no comfort to them in being the original but ignored harbinger of the news that something was about to go wrong. This then begs the question for me: can anything be done to ward off the pestilence that will move in to help society atone for its stupidity?

The voices of reason are in the unenviable position of parents (metaphorically speaking) telling the child not to reach into the fire. Only after the child attempts to flee from the enveloping flames with limbs rendered useless when the entire head is aflame with a disfiguring heat that melts features away will the child in the psychotic state of frenzy come to understand the dangers of throwing oneself into the bonfire. Until then, the foolish and immature believe they can see salvation in the flames of hell that war occupies.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Did you think I contemplated lollipops while hurtling over the Rhineland? Caroline may be in front of me knitting a pair of socks but my brain is back here knitting scenes of the apocalypse that arises not from aggressors and saboteurs but from the criminally stupid whose utter lack of ideas force them into the cesspool of digested and rotting ideas that were never worth much more than the shit they were back when the excrement started falling out of the megalomaniac’s mouths who have taken us into conflict again and again.

On the bright side, we have safely arrived at the Karlsruhe Hauptbahnhof, where Father Hanns has been waiting for us. From the main train station, we head out the door and directly into the Zoological Gardens. Here’s a fun, useless fact for the reader: it’s only a 16km or 10-mile walk to France from here. Maybe you can see through this and recognize that it’s a note for Caroline and me to one day come back to the city her father has worked and lived in to make that walk along the Rhine River crossing the Alte Lauter River into France.

Hanns Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

Spry is one of those love/hate words that, as much as I may dislike this cliched term, it actually does fit the image of Caroline’s father. With an intellectual pep, a great sense of humor, and an analytical mind that churns through thought with greater deftness than many people I’ve known half his age, it’s a pleasure to once again be in the company of Rev. Dr. Hanns Engelhardt, former judge at the Federal Court of Justice.

This retired judge, co-founder of the German-Hungarian Jurists’ Association, an Anglican priest, and author who has written riveting titles such as “Die Kirchensteuer in den Neuen Bundesländern” about church tax in the German federal states joined us today for an 11km or 7-mile walk around Karlsruhe. We started by entering the Zoologischer Stadtgarten, whose southern entry portal lies adjacent to the main train station.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Do you see God in the face of animals, or is the domain of the soul unique to humanity? Is heaven a construct of our desires or a literal representation of the apostles’ knowledge delivered by the voice of God? Did Nietzsche kill God, and did God then turn around and kill Nietzsche? Throw in a bit of Schopenhauer, who is Hanns’s favorite philosopher, and you have a snapshot of our conversation as we walked through the zoo.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Can you feel God? Yes, it is experienced as love. Can you see God? Yes, it is seen in consciousness. Is the law fair? In as much as the people administering it are able to be honest, yes. Do you fear death? I certainly do not welcome it before it must come, but it does appear to be an inevitability.

The thought that God is not a deity lying in wait but is the thread of our shared existence as cultural entities coexisting in a mindful thinking environment where a mutual sense of preservation of history, language, art, and traditions requires a common belief system and mythological framework is something to consider. The dogma of shoveling God into the image of a man with the inherent biases of proportional reward and punishment based on piety is archaic and fails to serve me. Should God exist it should be available to serve us instead of us serving him. This, then, should imply that we are acting on our behalf in as much as it benefits the rest of our species and reflects positively on what we have gained from our ancestors.

John and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

After exiting the Zoo at the northern end and passing a few of the infamous construction sites that Karlsruhe is notorious for, Hanns brought Caroline and me over to the Bundesgerichtshof, aka the Federal Court of Justice, for a look into the grounds from their courtyard so we could get a better view and a photo. However, we were not allowed to do as much as touch a camera while we were inside. Caroline had this great idea while we were waiting to learn if Hanns would even be able to bring us on the grounds as visitors when she noticed that the glass we were standing in front of was nearly a mirror. So here we are nearly 30 years later, recreating that very first photo we took of ourselves back in 1989, which I’d posted prior to leaving for our jaunt across Germany and the Balkans. The Bundesgerichtshof is where Hanns worked for the majority of his career before exchanging the robe of the judge for the robe of the priest.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Schlossgarten is the next leg of our walk through the city of Karlsruhe. On previous visits, we’ve only moved between Hann’s small bungalow and a nearby restaurant that has become our regular go-to place for lunch; today will be no different. After trying some other items at the Badisch Brauhaus on Stephanienstrasse on previous visits, I finally ordered the Fleischkäse with fried egg and Bratkartoffeln though I did not join father and daughter for a glass of wine and instead stuck to my teetotaler ways and ordered my obligatory bottle of sparkling water.

Hanns Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Karlsruhe, Germany

While not able to write and walk, I am able to hang behind or jump up front to take photos so I appear well occupied while Caroline has the opportunity to enjoy her father’s German wit and command of language that I feel inspires Caroline and her appreciation for his oft demanding intellect and command of the moment.

Karlsruhe, Germany

European elections are just around the corner this Sunday, and here in Karlsruhe, we happened to be so lucky to wander into VerfassungsFEST or Constitution Days. It was 70 years ago this week that the Federal Republic of Germany was established and the rule of Basic Constitutional Law or Grundgesetz was set forth. While Bonn was the capital of the newly formed West Germany, the courts were established in Karlsruhe. I am not sure if that was in order to maintain an independent court but that seems the logical reasoning behind the geographical separation. It was still early in the day while we were here on a Friday, but I was hoping that by evening and then on Saturday, there’d be a much larger gathering in celebration of 70 years of protecting civil rights and social values ​​such as diversity, openness, and legal certainty, which the Basic Constitutional Law guarantees for all citizens.

Karlsruhe, Germany

Germany is walking into its future with a lot of uncertainty as the flames of intolerance are once again seeing their embers stoked. The long experiment to establish a unified Europe was broached back in 1920 by British economist John Maynard Keynes who called for a free trade union, and then in 1946, Winston Churchill became an advocate for the United States of Europe. It was ultimately the work of Chancellor Helmut Kohl of West Germany and President François Mitterrand of France that the European Union was formally established with the signing of the Maastricht Treaty on the 1st of November, 1993. So, while two powerfully influential Brits were once advocates for this social, political, and economic super union, it is Britain itself today that is working so hard to fracture the union that has begun to eclipse the financial might of the United States.

While America has played a key role on the world stage of promoting “ideas” of peace, dragged others into prosperity with our great ability to purchase consumer goods, and been a leader in the evolution of technology that has benefited humanity, there seems to be a fundamental breakdown in our collective desire to promote the health and welfare of our own citizens as we devolve our world view into one of outward hostility while simultaneously fostering an environment of intellectual mediocrity, disregard for our environment, and flaunting our ability to kill abroad and within. Don’t take me wrong; I love the opportunity and economic prosperity that is still alive and well within the borders of America; it’s just that I no longer see America trying to raise the standard and quality of life for its own citizens much less than for the rest of the people of our planet.

Train in Germany

After bidding Hann’s farewell, we’re going back to Frankfurt, or are we?

Train in Germany

This is that Toto moment where references to Kansas can be made. We are at the Siegburg/Bonn train station about 100 miles north of where we should be in Frankfurt. Why is it that we are experiencing the sunset near the former capital of West Germany? Because when I asked my wife about the train and correct stops due to what I thought I read on one of the overhead signs regarding our trip to Frankfurt this afternoon, she didn’t pay attention to my concerns and simply reassured me everything was fine, except it was not. You see, we didn’t pay to travel from Karlsruhe to Bonn; we paid to go to Frankfurt. My first thought was to find a conductor and explain the mistake; Caroline’s first impulse was telling me not to alert the “authorities” to our transgression and hope we could get off at the next stop undetected. The problem there was I had no idea what the next stop was because we were on an I.C.E., and they don’t make many stops. Finding a person in charge, it turns out they were very sympathetic to our error of not getting off at the airport and transferring trains to the Hauptbahnhof. To be honest, Caroline was partially right in her thinking as years ago, all trains went into the Frankfurt Main Station. So, while we didn’t have to pay for our free sightseeing ride to Bonn, there was no guarantee that the ride back would be free.

Train in Germany

While waiting at the Siegburg/Bonn station, a policeman noticed our state of anxiety and asked if he could help. We explained the situation and that we simply had to board the next train south and hope to be back in Frankfurt at a reasonable hour. He explained that we could board either train heading south, which was both running late, and that we shouldn’t forget that we’d have to transfer after reaching the airport. Waiting together, we made small talk, including my admission that in my younger years, I was able to fast-talk myself out of speeding tickets by playing the dumb American who’d left his passport in his hotel room even though I was technically an illegal alien who’d stayed well over the time I could have been considered a tourist. Back on a train, we were soon pushing close to 200mph as we rocketed over Germany for the brief trip that returned us home.

Police in Germany

Back in Frankfurt at the airport, we had more than a few minutes to wait for our next train, and there was the policeman we’d been talking with prior to leaving the Bonn area. We learned a lot from this incredibly friendly officer of the law. While we’ve been here in Germany, we’ve seen ACAB sprayed in graffiti all over the place; it stands for “All Cops Are Bastards.” With over 308,000 men and women in the German Polizei, I find it impossible to characterize all of them as bad. This, though, is the perception that pop culture has created a large part of the blemish on their profession due to a kind of cultural appropriation, where white and Turkish youth culture identifying with American minority movements are acting like German police are serving up injustice across Germany. There have been ugly, apparently racially motivated, or at least excused shootings by law enforcement in America that have seen rally cries from appropriately irate people of color who are feeling like targets of an unjust system. While black Americans and other minorities may have justification for their resentment of what appears to be a biased system, there is scant evidence in Germany of racially motivated socio-economic-driven pressure to oppress entire classes of people.

The officer explained how the average age of a policeman in Germany is now 45 years old and that recruitment is very difficult under the public perception that cops are generally bad people. He pointed out how German officers across Germany only discharged a total of about 70 bullets in 2017, while in America, officers are known to have discharged 40 bullets or more in one incident, occasionally firing over 100 rounds at suspects. For comparison, in the United States, hundreds of people a year are shot and killed by law enforcement officers, while in Germany, since 1963, the year I was born, German officers have shot and killed a total of about 484 people, or about eight people per year.

So why are German police being victimized by this general perception of police brutality? It’s likely in large part due to entertainment neither respecting borders nor coming with warnings not to generalize and demonize these officers who, by and large, work hard to protect the largest part of the population from insanity, greed, hostility, and violence. I don’t believe politicians and media pundits care about correcting these perceptions, as society needs its boogeymen and people who can absorb the derision of the angry horde who need to cast blame on someone, anyone. If the hostility wasn’t directed at law enforcement, it might be directed at those who are failing to lead us politically or who are really abusing us with fear-mongering and bloodletting that has the unwashed masses tuning in for their dose of titillation.

Look, I’ve had my own fair share of encounters with policemen, some of whom could easily be called dicks. They can appear to be unemotional control freaks though they are who we entrust to handle situations that would make meeker people shit their pants in fear or perform instance justice on persons who just violated a child for the expediency of gaining revenge for the victim, but day in and day out they mostly all perform their jobs with the dignity that we’d hope for. Our bias to paint them as a bad lot because of a few horrible instances where, on rare occasions, the proverbial bad apple does something unconscionable is a disservice to ourselves and to the incredible number of people who literally sacrifice their own safety for our own. It’s sad that we are so emotionally fragile and prone to want to see others victimized when we think they can handle it; police officers are just as human as the rest of us, even when they are playing the badass. Thanks, anonymous German officer, who had the time to help us get to where we needed to go and helped us understand a different point of view regarding his profession.

Frankfurt, Germany

Ah, the familiar sight of the Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof. It’s 10:30 p.m. by the time we emerge back into the city, and we are hungry. There are plenty of fast food joints still open, but we want a traditional German dinner as we can never have enough German food.

Frankfurt, Germany

Not far from the European Central Bank and near Willy-Brandt-Platz, we headed over to Restaurant Klosterhof, which has great reviews and a kitchen that’s open until 11:30 p.m. six days a week. We had a great server and a great meal, while our expectations were actually quite low. Why were they low? Because we were not in Sachsenhausen, maybe this place catered to tourists. Instead, I had an incredibly memorable meal called Schlägler Chorherrenschnitzel, which is a veal schnitzel fried in butter, topped with bacon, slices of apples, and lingonberry, covered with melted cheese, served with a fried egg and fried potatoes, a.k.a. Bratkartoffeln. This was no common schnitzel, I can tell you, as it originates as a dish served to Abbot Dominik Lebschy, who restored the Order of the Premonstratensians at Schlägl Abbey in Upper Austria back in the mid-19th century.

Train in Frankfurt, Germany

It’s midnight as the train shows up to take us out to Heddernheim.

Train in Frankfurt, Germany

We are hardly alone on the train as many people are heading out of the city back home while others are traveling in the other direction as they venture into various nightclubs and parties that will be going on well into the morning. If we weren’t getting up early in the morning to go to the Konstablerwache Market and visit with Jutta, I think Caroline and I could have easily wandered around the city for a couple more hours simply taking in life in a city that seems to always be on the go.

A Walk Along The Rhine

*** I’d like to take a moment to explain something regarding a conversation Caroline and I are having regarding these posts in Frankfurt. She feels that my socio-political-economic musings are interrupting the flow of the travel narrative and that maybe I should have carved out these diatribes into their own entries. The issue for me is that these intellectual situations were where I was in my head when we were on trains or sitting down for a coffee. The difference between this week in Frankfurt and the previous two weeks is that I was alone and had nothing to share about time spent with things or people that were familiar to me so it was all selfishly centered on whatever I wanted to rant or wax on about. Should you find these abrupt interludes jarring….well, too bad.

Frankfurt is the only city in Germany with a skyline dominated by highrises. It’s also the financial capital on the continent, and with London about to potentially exit the European Union via Brexit, Frankfurt only stands to win if England and the rest of the United Kingdom abandon the ship of integration. I won’t mince my words here; the utter stupidity of the old and undereducated that were exploited in order to kickstart the dismemberment of the EU is a kind of fuckery that only serves the xenophobic ambitions of powers afraid that their military superiority is going to be eclipsed by benevolent power that risks the hegemony of the West. If the United States, with the help of its long-term ally England, cracks the EU back into fractured powers, those entities will have to act as solo players and build alignments based on military commitments instead of America needing to find agreement from a bureaucratic EU that has to take into consideration social cohesion across the Union and find consensus on financial and military commitments.

If America believes there will be a clash of cultures and that a war on the scale that would be required to contain non-white players into a more historical subservient role that has been being played for the past 100 or so years comes to pass, it will be an extremely violent conflagration that will eclipse the level of destruction seen in all previous wars combined. In order to rationalize such a conflict, the United States will have to count the number of allies it has in recognizing the necessity of such action. By eliminating the EU, which would collectively be only a single ally, it would be able to align with governments moving to the right and maybe find 15 of the 27 current EU members to join its front. The appearance of having a dozen complicit aggressors instead of going it alone might nudge others on the fringe to back a coalition instead of risking isolation.

Frankfurt, Germany

As I move through Germany on the eve of European elections while the American Right agitates and implicitly backs anti-immigration right-wing policies of intolerance with hostility towards open borders, I can’t help but focus much of my attention on the future of these lands that have avoided war for over 70 years.

The very idea that the West might contain Asia and freeze immigration from Latin America, Africa, and the Middle East by creating conditions that are absolutely detrimental to being from one of those land areas is going to sound very appealing to an electorate afraid of the influx of people “stealing” their jobs. If I think longer about the conditions that a conflict could play out, I can see a situation where America works in complicity with China. Matter of fact, when considering how China is currently trying to contain its Muslim Uighur population, I have to wonder if this is practice for what we as a society will have to start accepting as containment moves to a global scale.

Frankfurt, Germany

The trains, they go everywhere. The longer-distance trains have wifi. Most have plugs to charge mobile devices. There are helpers if you need assistance finding your seat. There are areas for bikes. Toilets are frequently larger than airplane facilities. With solid tracks, there are no click-clack sounds. It’s about $10 to travel 40 miles, which is a fairly significant distance in a small country like Germany. If you are running late on longer-distance trains, it’s often possible to buy your ticket on board. Train stations in big cities are like malls but only with important stuff for travelers. The main station is often the center of town, and landing there will take you directly into the most important places you might want to visit.

Frankfurt, Germany

Trains, the economy, and the social fabric of our cultural constructs are all moving by in a blur, making them impossible to grab hold of and, consequently, to fully understand. The fragments I’m able to glean on my excursions are biased interpretations that flow through the filters of experience that have created my flavor of knowledge. My musings are like a train car that pulls into the station, loading up people, but in this case, impressions flood into my senses, which I carry forward like this speeding train going forward over the landscape. When it arrives at the next station, the view of the next location will come into view, and I will carry what I’ve collected and considered, applying those lessons to how I interpret the new impressions. The day my train comes to a permanent halt, I will have likely died, but until then, I should continue picking up new passengers, new thoughts, and new ideas.

Geisenheim, Germany

I know what you are thinking about now: “This doesn’t look like Geisenheim to me.” You are right; we are in Oestrich-Winkel, where we left the train about 6km before reaching our destination.

Geisenheim, Germany

We traded 15 minutes of a train ride for 90 minutes of walking in order to better see our environment and move slowly among the impressions that should linger in our memories instead of joining the blur. It’s not every day that Caroline and I stroll past villas with vineyards on gently rising slopes that stretch up hillsides away from the river that makes this region a German treasure for cultivating grapes in the making of wine.

Caroline Wise next to the Rhein River in Germany

That river is the Rhine. From Switzerland flowing north through Germany into the Netherlands, this 1,230km (760 miles) river is second to the Danube in length regarding Central Europe but is a distant third when compared to the Volga at 3,530km. This highly navigable and vital waterway has spawned many a city along its banks, with a fair share of castles dotting outposts overlooking the lush and fertile lands that try to contain it. Today, the river is running high, and in some places, we have to detour as the trail is well underwater.

Geisenheim, Germany

Our path is not a straight line as we zigzag from a flooded river path back towards a small town in the hopes of passing quaint storefronts or admiring a large vineyard that holds the promise of a wine that might become a classic.

Geisenheim, Germany

If you are going to walk by in the early morning, you might not always be able to dip into the places that hold appeal, and so it was as we passed Weingut Jacob Hamm here on the Hauptstrasse here in Oestrich-Winkel. Heck, they don’t even open until 18:00 today (6:00 p.m.), but their courtyard is pretty, and maybe one day we’ll wander back through for a 4-course dinner with wine pairing from their winery. Not that I’ll be sampling the wine, but that doesn’t mean that Caroline won’t be indulging.

Geisenheim, Germany

This is the Basilika St. Ägidius in Mittelheim of Rheingau. Wouldn’t you know it, the doors were locked this morning. Well, it’s been sitting here since the 12th century, so it’ll probably be waiting for us on a future visit where we better plan where our path takes us.

Geisenheim, Germany

Every beautiful little village across the European landscape talks to us that this would be the perfect place to make a part of our retirement. Take, for example, this town; I’ve found rental properties for short-term stays from about $550 per month, which would certainly fit within our budget if our savings aren’t wiped out by some medical catastrophe. We will continue to dream and hope that one day we’ll be chilling next to some river and walking the hillsides while holding hands, still in love after a lifetime of exploring happiness.

Caroline Wise and FeFe in Geisenheim, Germany

We’ve reached Geisenheim, where Caroline’s stepmother Vevie lives. Last year when we wanted to visit her she was over in Prague, so we missed her, this year we were able to spend half the day with her. Our visits with this shrinking family who are happy to see us are far too short, and so it will be today, too.

Caroline Wise and FeFe in Geisenheim, Germany

A short stop at Vevie’s home and a coffee later we were off to the Rhine for a leisurely riverside walk. Lunch will be had with Bingen in the background and the flooded river running swiftly past us here at the Bootshaus Restaurant. While Caroline and her stepmother enjoy a midday glass of wine, I’m here with the sparkling water and computer open to try and add something to the blog for the day.

Geisenheim, Germany

With Caroline and I together and the time spent with family, it’s rather difficult to find writing time, and she has even less time to give to editing my musings to ensure I don’t embarrass myself too much. The original plan, like yesterday’s, was that I’d make myself scarce while Caroline and Vevie met, and then I’d join them at a later time for lunch or a sweet. Instead, I find myself spending the afternoon with them. There’s a slight problem regarding my German language skills as the talk moves beyond the basics that deal with travel, and they explore details of daily life. This level of German is far beyond my ability to understand, and so being absent for at least part of the day would have let them converse without worrying about trying to include me, thus allowing the talk to be more spontaneous, but as things work out I’m ever-present, and they oblige me with the occasional translation so I’m not too far away from the conversation.

Geisenheim, Germany

The section of the river we’re sitting next to draws in quite a few couples who take up a spot next to the water and sit awhile. A dozen or more barges have trundled by but only one private craft. There were a couple of dozen people setting up all manner of tents, food carts, and even a stage for this weekend’s festivities. The big event is called Besser als Nix or Better Than Nothing. With food, drink, and live music next to the Rhine, I know where I’d love to be, but if I’m not mistaken, this type of popup party is likely happening in hundreds of locations across Germany and then another thousand other places throughout Europe.

Just before leaving Vevie and Geisenheim, we had quite the surprise: Hanns Engelhardt. Turns out he didn’t know we’d be visiting Vevie today, and so after taking care of business in nearby Wiesbaden, he thought he’d drop in on her, but she wasn’t at home, so he waited for her return. What a surprise it was to see him a day early, so now you know who we’ll be traveling to see tomorrow. Unfortunately, we had to excuse ourselves as we still had arrangements to tend to later in the day, and so off we went.

Caroline Wise in Rudesheim, Germany

Should you wonder if I miss this type of lifestyle, the answer is unabashed: of course I do! So why are we not living in Europe? This celebration with beautiful weather is just getting underway as Germany emerges from six months of gray, cold weather and short days. If we could live anywhere here on the continent from June 1st until September 15th with a two-week return from the middle of December until after the New Year’s festivities, then we’d certainly opt for that. Cost of living is another difficult part of remaining in Europe for an extended period of time, with gasoline costing roughly $7 to $9 a gallon, rents in bigger cities starting at $1500 a month for something that would be about half the size of what we get in Arizona is also a factor.

Rudesheim, Germany

Maybe one day we’ll figure things out, and in retirement, we can live along the Oregon coast from October through early May and then make our way to Europe for the summer. While this would be a luxury to us, we’d have to do this economically, and as long as we can keep rents in both locations to under $1000 a month with electricity and water, it almost starts to seem possible. And you can trust that if we can find a rental property for only $650 a month a mile or two away from the ocean and then rent an Airbnb for a month at a time and stay in four different cities across Europe for about $30 a day, we’d be right on it.

Olaf Finkbeiner in Frankfurt, Germany

This is kind of extraordinary meeting up with an old friend twice on one trip, but that’s just what we’re doing tonight as we head to Harvey’s to check in with Olaf Finkbeiner and Torsten Kühne. These two leave indelible impressions on Caroline and me if for no other reason than their passion for being present and engaged in life has all of the rage and fire they had 30 years ago when we all met. To be honest, we know very few people who embrace life in quite the same way. Sure, we know successful people, ambitious people, and adventurous ones, too, but it’s rare for us to find two of the more intriguing qualities that are important to us, and those are political and intellectual engagement that borders on fervor. Not only are they actively working and concerned about the social conversation Europe is having, but both are creative forces that have refused to let their idealism take a rest.

To Kuehne in Frankfurt, Germany

After drinks, hanging out, and talking a bit, hunger took over, and the guys suggested a different place to get dinner. We strolled down the street to Eckhaus. If anything makes us miss living in Europe, it is having these times with friends who’ve not betrayed their dreams to become characters that are poor representations of the people we knew when we lived around the corner from Olaf and To. Realistically, we’d probably see each other less if we were living in Frankfurt again, but that doesn’t diminish our fondness for having time to catch up with these two Menschen.