From those guys at Blendtec and their popular “Will it Blend?” series of viral videos comes a new as-of-yet unannounced program entitled “Will it Fly?”. Seems they have brought in the services of a professional Emo who is outfitting various cars with wings from a Cessna, an F-16, a barnstormer, a hang glider, a Fokker Red Baron Triplane, and the dare-devil-you-ain’t-seen-nothing-yet 197-foot wide wing from a new 787 Dreamliner attached to a CRX Turbo modded Honda “whip”. Sorry guys for the spoilers, but I hate these winged wonders, even if they do prove to fly.
I always thought that these huge wings looked like coat hangers that would be useful while getting your keys out of your pocket after picking up the dry cleaning.
Come on John, they are better used for tailgate parties for those without pickup trucks. You lay out the food across the wing keeping off the ground and away from ants. Man, some things are soooo obvious.