I think I was on 40th Street near Greenway, and this guy’s got this pronghorn antelope standing there in his front yard. I thought it was like one of those Ohio-yard deer made of plaster or plastic or something. Anyway, it turned and looked at me, not in that Christmas kind of Robo-reindeer way, but in the more natural “yeah, try to believe this, but I’m real, I’m here, do you have a gun to put me out of my misery” kind of way of looking. Sorry, Mr. Pronghorn, but I am merely armed with a harmless camera. But I can capture your situation, show the world the inhumanity of it, and maybe get some animal rights group to start a campaign to set you free.