So I’s pulls up to my local faux-schnizzle Circle K, revvin the engine with some deep bizzzowwww’s coming from this whack Type-R muffler I just installed on our Hyundai Accent. It’s daylight so the street-glow is off, but being daylight makes it easier to see our NOS sticker in the back window impressin all the byatches. Caroline boughts me this new white cap and yo,  you know I’m wearing it date-rape style, naw man, I mean backwards, cuz you punks know you don’t wanna be frowin down wit someone likes me. So, dawg, if you wonderin how’d this convenience store becomes my faves, check out da poster wit all da bling eats – yo!