Joke about nukes, die by nukes. I can’t believe I should suffer such an ugly fate. Seems like just yesterday I was joking about Dear Leader messing about with them big boy toys and sure enough he goes and kills the planet – what a d#$%. Fortunately, the guys at Heaven’s Gate were right and the spaceship was right there to pick me up. Ported into my light body I am able to post photo of the day blog entries while I party at a secret location close to Alpha Centauri with L. Ron Hubbard (who happens to be laughing, too). Be careful, as I wouldn’t have believed it myself but George W survived and is still in charge of what remains, he really is an alien reptilian from inside the hollow earth – kinda scary what I’m learning from the beyond.