I had to exchange the license plate the Motor Vehicle Department sent me for the new Hyundai so we could keep our current vanity plate. I know a little secret though about avoiding anger at this renowned place of frustration – go visit the Scottsdale branch near Kierland where you will never wait more than 10 minutes and on any given day there can’t be more than 35 people in the place. So what does our vanity plate read, for those of you who don’t like me, it is “Eye H8 U2” and for those of you who like me, well, you know what it is because you see me all the time.