If it’s a haboob, it must be monsoon season in Phoenix. From out of the south, sand, dust, and dirt are kicked up and dragged north to blanket the desert with sun and lung choking blanket of fine particulates that used to be known as a dust storm. Of late, these storms are being called a haboob, can you guess why? My idea is that it gives weathermen and men in general, the chance to use the word boob without referring to breasts but all the while they get to enjoy having said boob, satisfying a guys need to be thinking of boobs, talking about boobs, and imagining boobs, even if it is under the guise of a haboob.