Caroline’s birthday card was a 10×15 print on 20×15 paper with an elaborate text printed on the inside. So I told you what was on the door, that doesn’t mean you get to read the words of passionate love that oozed from my hand onto the canvas. Let’s just say it did everything I hoped it would – that’s right, my wife cried on my shoulder she was so touched by my sweet words of undying love. Sadly, she didn’t cry even once while opening the next 39 gifts. I’ll just have to work harder on 41.