Movin Out

For Sale signs in Phoenix, Arizona

But where will they go? Turns out, everyone is moving out of Phoenix. Overpriced homes, foreclosures, coke in a restaurant for $3.00, pronghorns everywhere, the wait at Krispy Kreme is unbearable, and not enough aluminum hats to protect the entire population. Not to forget mentioning our drought brought on by global warming that has drained our swimming pools, fouled our air, corrupted our politicians, delivered pestilence and plague, and the occasional alien spacecraft sighting. We will try to hold out here in the Arizona wasteland and when and if we are the only two left, we will rise again to rebuild this fractured and desolate outpost in the desert called Phoenix.

One Reply to “Movin Out”

  1. Dude, I know that you know that I know that Krispy Creme is out of business ….so why all the commentary about them??? ….You know that I know that you know that a few weeds at an out of business, unmaintained vacant shop is hardly a blight on our American way of life. I think you just got doughnuts on your mind and with the look of your HUGE thigh you should prolly be thinking about spinach and carrots instead.

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