Citizens of Phoenix, Arizona, know nothing about the Giant Cactus Robots that control the lives and actions of their conformist drone existence. With great care I secretly photographed one of the mind-control beacons with its head off – fortunately for me, I was wearing my tin-foil body armor and helmet. If anyone tells you these are stealth 40-foot cell towers camouflaged as saguaro cacti, don’t believe them, they are part of the conspiracy.