This isn’t literally my neighbor, it is from one of his Labradors. Maybe the neighbor sees his two dogs as making poops in the image of their master and hence they must be seen by all. Could my neighbor have a poop allergy and would break into hives coming into contact with this pile of canine scat? The dog did unload next to another neighbor’s Harley; maybe he, too, hates that noisemaker as much as we do and was leaving him a message? No matter what, I will get my revenge. I have been watching this neighbor and am training my cat so when next summer comes around and he leaves a window open, I’ll shove Murphy the Cat into his apartment to leave one of her special Seafood Captain’s Choice bombers that have been known to force Caroline and me out of our own front door.