How Hot is it?

Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

My mother went to Florida and all I got was this colon cleaner. From the Sunshine State and Professor Phardtpounder comes this hot sauce “Elixer of Capsaicin Extremus” – Colon Cleaner. If only I were naive enough to wonder just how it does its magic and were contemplating, should I eat it or apply it?

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