“I drive a Hyundai, I drive a Hyundai. I get 35 miles to a gallon – ha ha hah haaaa ha” – sung to the most annoying rhythm you can think of. Yeah, look who’s laughing now, Mr. Hummer Driver, Mister “It Costs Me $98 to fill my 32-gallon behemoth tank”. Ok, so you can still crush my little tin can and I still hate your headlights illuminating the inside shallows of my skull, but at $5 a gallon I’ll have peace from your obnoxiousness and you will have to pound, crush, and destroy that mighty ego of compensation to crawl into your new Prius – har har har – suckers.