Stopped for gas and got indigestion. These two “ladies” did their grocery shopping this morning at the local convenience store. Do my eyes deceive me, or are those holes cut into her jeans, exposing nekkid skin? And are those chains acting as a continuation of the seam? The knee-high black boots, along with the white-trash facelift (ponytail pulled tight), finish off the look of “I’m ready to kick ass.” The other woman is still wearing her pink slippers. Armed with fresh coffee and cigarettes, the girls are going back to the phones for those special conversations that begin with dialing 1-800-Skankybabe.