How do we spend Christmas day? Definitely not opening presents under a crispy, dry tree while drinking nutmeg spice anything. We look for Chinese and Indian restaurants that are not observant of this sappy day. We go out and enjoy places as the masses are at home, feigning excitement while trying to contain the horror of what this holiday cost them. Here we are at Indo Euro Foods with Rinku.

Jay is here too because someone needs to be on hand renting them Bollywood flicks to other heathens. I seriously do not mean that pejoratively as Caroline and I would gladly do anything this time of year than listen to another Xmas jingle that has been bombarding us for the past two months.

So grandma wanted to see Jessica on Christmas day, and it’s hard to deny her this little pleasure. If you noticed that there was nothing posted on Christmas Eve, it’s because we needed a day to recover and did next to nothing yesterday. After we left grandma’s house this afternoon, we went out and smashed people’s Christmas displays in their front yards and sang death metal songs at their front doors in lieu of carols.